#i just think this would be fun

[sandumilfshou]

au where everything's the same just shifted forward like 20-30 years and drunk teenage harry makes a tinder profile as tom riddle for a laugh, only somehow it gets back to v, who Knows the only bitch with this audacity could be harry james potter. so voldemort makes a tinder profile for harry and then they match with each other

[darlingboydiaz]

i honestly think that formula 1 would benefit from a race where we let the nepo babies just do unhinged shit. like, just one race where the objective for the nepo babies is to be as chaotic as possible and to cause as much inconvenience to as many other drivers as possible.

like, i think it would be cathartic to max verstappen if he could just run people off the track. i think we should let lance stroll just drive the entire track the wrong way around to inconvenience the other drivers. let charles leclerc (yes, i'm counting him in) go full chaos gremlin menace on the other drivers. there should be more puddles on the tracks. hell, bring mick schumacher back just so he can cause chaos on purpose.

the entire objective to get points is to go "nothing, just an inchident" as loudly as possible.

[loreintheaether]

i was in my bathroom, brushing my teeth, when dread filled my body and i realized… or rather had a premonition… that i think shannon is going to give keefe a conflicting love interest in unraveled 😭😭😭

IM SORRY IF SOMEONE ELSE HAS TALKED ABT THIS (pls tell me who if they have bc i wanna see what they think)

but i feel like its gonna be like a rachel dare x percy jackson type dynamic, where this mortal/human piques keefe’s interest and is maybe one of his first friends in the forbidden cities, or maybe she inadvertently knows smth about gisela or I DONT KNOW but something.

and when i say rachel dare i mean i am imagining EXACTLY rachel dare and maybe that means im just projecting too much riordan on this book but

picture the rejection. the way it would bring him back to sophie. to SOPHIE’s jealousy, especiallyyy now that they’ve confessed (now im just projecting annabeth here 😭) BUT PLS TELL ME YALL SEE THE VISION. especially bc it would give sophie a taste of her own medicine. oh my GOD i wanna see fitz’s reaction to her being jealous like that

this also just makes me excited for what other human characters we’re going to meet, especially if there’s a dynamic like that!! i’ve been LOVING their teenager-ness in these last couple books and i need more drama

[sky-scribbles]

I don't know if this is at all likely to happen, but can you imagine if Sam's new character is a Reilora? Or any Ruidian humanoid?

There's so much potential! They could be a repentant member of the Imperium! A Volition member! A downtrodden citizen desperate to escape the hellscape of the moon and go to the Blue Promise! A player character who's a fish out of water on Exandria! And don't even get me started on the amount of Ruidus lore we could get from them! Sam Riegel can you hear my telepathic plea?? Do you see my vision? Do you see it??????

[macadam]

Fun ask game!

I am holding your fave in a vice grip and you have 2 minutes to explain to me why I shouldn’t kill them for their crimes

(Send me an ask with the character and your defence case)

[badolmen]

People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.

For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.

The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.

So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.

Edit: if you are able, use $5 you would otherwise use for a streaming subscription to donate to a GazaFunds campaign.

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[doctorsiren]

Gravity Falls AU where everything is exactly the same except Bill’s parents are alive and well, and they’re just so proud of their chaotic dream demon son

[chimchiri]

gideon & harrow OR rd and sf as cowboys please please please

It's the cowgirl necro and her gunslinger cav! Who is so damn extra she's got three guns: one left, one right, and one in pole position! (She swears the ladies love it!)

[chloesimaginationthings]

Glamrock Freddy feels betrayed by FNAF Roxy..

[joshuamj]

Okay, but what if EoW!Zelda had to impersonate Link

[egophiliac]

(looks at upcoming card releases)

I'm in danger :)

[abyssalzones]

something something "wearing a microfiber cloth in my back pocket to let the best buy employees know I'm cruising" idr how the post goes

[bacchuschucklefuck]

no more fan-ta-sizing about it! everything's already changed~

[magnusbae]

To illustrate this post by @mayahawkse I would like to visualize to you the difference:

A post in 2023:

A post in 2014:

A zoom out of the same post:

This is what a community looks like.

See how in 2023 almost all of the reblogs come from the OP, from their few hours/days in the tag search. Meanwhile in 2014 the % of reblogs from OP is insignificant, because most of the reblogs come from the reblogs within the fandom, within the micro-communities formed there. You didn't need to rely on tags, or search, or being featured. Because the community took care of you, made sure to pass the work between themselves and onto their blog and exposed their followers to it. It kept works alive for years.

It's not JUST the reblog/like ratio that causing this issue, it's the type of interaction people have. They're content with scrolling and liking the search engine, instead of actually having a reblogging relationship with other blogs in their community.

Anyways, if you want to see more content you like, the only true way to make it happen is to reblog it. Likes do not forward content in no way but making OP feel nice. Reblogs on the other hand make content eternal. They make it relevant, they make it exist outside of a fickle tumblr search that hardly works on the best of days.

If you want more of something, reblog it.

[thatgirlonstage]

Okay okay I wanna play

Spin the wheel for a Shakespeare character!

Reblog for sample size, etc. Would love to hear what you got + reasoning in the tags!