#i just realized this and 🤯

[marimeeko]

Little does Aizawa know that katsuki is doing it on purpose. He is literally self-sabotaging his ranking because he won't allow himself to earn No. 1.

He refuses to reach No. 1 in the rankings until Izukus suit is ready. Until Izuku is in the field with him.

He refuses to reach No. 1 unless he is able to compete with Izuku.

[abstractdogwolfthing]

Sighhhh…

rigged.

[thatswhatsushesaid]

as always i remain absolutely gobsmacked by the preponderance of takes in certain corners of this fandom that boil down to "lan xichen missed all of jin guangyao's red flags" while rarely if ever considering that nie mingjue himself should qualify as a walking red flag. the personification of a parental advisory notice. the human embodiment of a surgeon general's warning.

hangs this sign around nmj's neck like a cowbell

[roseworth]

so california tiktok has created an echochamber with a bunch of californians saying “i just realized i have a california accent because i don’t say the T in words like mountain” and it’s been pissing me off because no one says the T in mountain but people in california like to pretend they’re special

[vladdyissues]

How do you see the first year after Vlad x Danny wedding? (Let's consider, they have married when Danny was 20)

As addition, whom can Vlad invite for the wedding? I know it depends on is it the ghost or the human wedding but anyway.

Would their wedding be a secret? Or headlines would shout, "One of the richest men has married... on a guy!" ? (Alt. "Phantom and Mayor Masters' relationship is confirmed: THEY ARE GETTING MARRIED!")

🏆 Vlad is a showy guy when it comes to public opinion (e.g., bragging about his charitable works, anything that stokes his popularity), but he’s also extremely private about his personal life. For this reason, I think he’d keep his wedding to Danny secret and simple. Marriage license, officiator, small gathering of maybe five people, I do, I do, and done. Light refreshments, champagne and oysters, a small cake. Ceremony performed in his backyard or—perhaps more appropriately—Lambeau Field, home stadium of the Green Bay Packers. Maybe a few fireworks as a surprise. Nothing too wild. 

👻 Vlad doesn’t seem to have the best opinion of—or relationship with—the ghosts in the Ghost Zone, so I don’t see Skulker or the Vultures getting an invite, or a Ghost Zone wedding happening at all.

💍 Whether Jack or Maddie approve of this wedding is the big question. I honestly can’t see them ever in a million years approving of their former college friend marrying their only son—unless they were aware of both Vlad and Danny being half ghosts.

“Your son is never going to die,” Vlad tells them gently, maybe during the meeting where he asks for Jack and Maddie’s blessing to marry Danny. “Forever is a long path for Daniel to travel alone. But it doesn’t have to be. Not if you allow me to be with him. I have the means and the resources to see that he is always taken care of. I have a raft of investments locked in place that will ensure my fortune perpetuates for the next several hundred years. With me, Daniel will always have a roof over his head, a place to call home, and someone who loves him. Dearly. Until the end of the time. I mean that in the most literal sense.”

Jack and Maddie are stunned silent for several moments.

“What’s the point of asking us?” Jack finally mutters. “Once Maddie and I die, you can do whatever you want. We won’t be able to stop you.”

“It matters to Daniel. And I love him. That’s why I’m asking you.”

They still don’t like it, but facts are facts, and scientists appreciate that more than they do good intentions. Another thing they appreciate is truth, and Vlad’s soft words and earnest face have convinced them of his honesty.

Jack and Maddie share a tearful look, clasping each other’s hands, before turning to Vlad.

“Okay,” Maddie croaks. “Just—promise us he’ll stay in school.”

“At least an Associate’s degree,” Jack adds.

“Don’t turn him into a spoiled brat.”

“Trade school certificate, bare minimum.”

A baffled pause, then Vlad laughs. “You have my word. By the end of the century, Daniel will have more degrees than a thermometer.”

The Fentons release a pair of relieved sighs.

They can handle their son being an immortal entity, but not an uneducated one.

[wynandcore]

Semi-old-but-not-That-old doodles of me trying to learn to draw these two

[average-hua-cheng-fan]

it's actually so important to me that in the memory loss extras xie lian finds out he doesn't have spiritual power anymore (because he's been having sex). it means

he feels comfortable relying on hua cheng

he's able to be 'selfish', and choose what he wants rather than what other people think is correct

he's free from the responsibility of being the most powerful martial god in heaven

he's getting thoroughly dicked down

[sugarbeampop]

Whoopsy daisy! My hand slipped! New self-indulgent as heck TADC sona and self-ship is here!

[reckonner]

ppl joke that men end up stealing personality traits and interests from girls they date but to be quite honest i do that with guys i date as well. and i think its bc im drawn to ppl who i think have something that i lack….or they channel some trait that i wish i had more of. for example that guy who ghosted me yrs ago whose music taste influenced mine a bunch ….. or now when i want to skate more bc of the last guy who skated…and its not that i want to copy them its more like everything i liked about you i could just do myself. and then i wouldnt put you on a pedestal. ur not special i just have gender envy. 😭

[garrulus]

the moment you realize that the way people speak to you says nothing about you and everything about them is the moment things change so much

[smimon]

Don't talk to me today guys, there is only one thing I can think about and it's that damn hug from Häärijä

[presidentcircles-assistant]

uh. yeah

[m0e-ru]

[msg MSG_020_0_0 [Jose]] Yup. I finally understand now… I can go back to that person whenever I want.

[msg MSG_021_0_0 [Ann]] Hey Jose, who's this person you keep mentioning? And while we're at it—who're YOU?

[msg MSG_022_0_0 [Jose]] I… I am me. I'm Jose, a boy who got a little smarter, because I met all of you.

[msg MSG_023_0_0 [Jose]] No matter who we are, we're always searching for our selves… Just remember, there are more folks observing humankind than you might realize.

[sel SEL_024_0_0 top] Who do you mean?

[msg MSG_026_0_0 [Jose]] It's a secret for now. You'll find out someday.

[msg MSG_028_0_0 [Jose]] Heheh… This is so interesting. Oh, humans… No wonder the others just can't leave 'em be.

[msg MSG_029_0_0 [Morgana]] Hey, what's that supposed to mean?

[msg MSG_030_0_0 [Jose]] Don't worry, it's nothing. See ya, guys!

jose friday ☝️ i hope we learn nothing about him 🙏

[zevrans-remade]

i just woke up from a dream where raphael was choosing a silk night gown with a robe and asking my opinion which one looks better on him like i'm his bestie or something 💀💀💀

[callilouv]

dying bc i have accepted that i am somehwere in the aromantic spectrum

[nyther]

It’s like he’s reassuring himself that it was in fact a shout of surprise (it wasn’t)