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SENTENCE MEME ⟶ THE GOOD PLACE / 3.04 –– 3.06 always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.

“I have a question for you. Are you out of your damn mind?”

“Look at it from my point of view.”

“I have never been this angry in my life.”

“Don’t you even try coming back here, because when you walk through that door, I am gonna be waiting for you.”

“She farted, then she blamed it on her chair.”

“I’m sad to inform you that I am too ugly and stupid and I’m going home to my mommy.”

“I try to avoid pointless group activities.”

“The single more awful sound in the universe is that mangled opening note of your coworkers singing happy birthday.”

“I can usually guess how long to microwave food without looking at the box. I’d say that’s my main skill.”

“I am, as you might say in America, mad horny.”

“It makes me slightly uneasy to interfere in the personal life of the man that I’m secretly in love with, and a woman I admire, but if you think we should I’m not going to argue.”

“I just never expect anyone to remember me.”

“HeirBnB is an app for heirs and heiresses where they swap mansions, private islands, blimp hangars, that sort of thing.”

“God forbid there’s a single day where I’m the special one.”

“Is that why you came out here? To scold me about the metric system?”

“I saw you hiding behind a plant, and I got concerned. But then you lashed out at me again, so I’m gonna take off and leave you here with dirty leaves in your hair.”

“I don’t specialize in temper tantrums.”

“I joined the Girl Scouts under a fake name because I wanted to steal a bunch of cookies.”

“You’re scared of going back to being alone, or the other possible diagnosis is that you’re just a bit of a dick.”

“Human bodies are very poorly made. They’re mostly goo and juice.”

“My brain is melting.”

“I’m glad this whole thing happened, because now I can go back to living my life the way I used to, only caring about myself because being good is pointless.”

“I will literally see all of you in hell.”

“I have always been held captive by my desire for attention.”

“I was just trying to sell you some drugs and you made it weird.”

“I could have gone to a real doctor instead of pretending to be a big dog so I could go to the vet.”

“Alright, nerd. You want to learn something? I’ll teach you something.”

“The world is empty. There is no point to anything, and you’re just gonna die.”

“That’s insane, but it’s also the 11th most insane thing to happen today, so who cares.”

“Anything she left in your apartment now legally belongs to you.”

“He created a sport that was a cross between dodgeball and horseshoes and everybody died.”

“Are you a cop? Because if you are you have to tell me, and you’re not allowed to arrest me for anything you saw before I knew you were a cop.”

“Why is is that every time a new thing is invented, humans immediately try to use it for porn?”

“I don’t know how to tell you this, but I’m dying. Because we’re all dying slowly, when you think about it.”

“I can’t believe you fell for that, you doink.”

“Perhaps this is less important, but there’s an awful lot of dog hair on the furniture and I have not seen a dog.”

“I gotta take off because I gotta go do a robbery.”

“Breakups never end with both people feeling great.”

“She’s a badass, and her world is bigger than your relationship.”

“She’s alive. She faked her own death.”

“Turns out she isn’t dead, so I need to fly back and murder her.”

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Sentence Starters

“I’ve never seen one of these completely to my taste so i decided to make my own!

ANGST

“I can’t do anything right.”

“Please don’t cry.”

“Why are you awake right now?”

“Why are you lying to me?”

“Wake up! Please wake up.”

“Forget it, you’re a fucking asshole.”

“Don’t you ever do that again!”

“Is that blood?” “…..No?”

“Please don’t lie to me again, I can’t take it.”

“Do you even still love me?”

“Nobody’s seen you in days.”

“Why are you awake?”

“I’m worried about you.”

“Can you shut up for once in your life?”

“Holding everything in doesn’t help, you know.”

“Are you hurt?” “No.” “Then why are there bruises all over your face?”

“If you don’t hug me right now I think I might fall apart.”

“Leave! Me! Alone!”

FLUFF

“Go with me?” “As long as you hold my hand.”

“Is there a reason you’re blushing like that?” 

“Have you seen my hoodie?” “Nooo.” “You’re wearing it, aren’t you?”

“Have you always been this beautiful?”

“OH you’re jealous!”

“Can we stay like this forever?”

“Please just kiss me already.”

“I think you might be my soulmate.”

“Sleep over? Please?”

“Are we on a date right now?”

“I think I’m in love with you.”

“He’s so pretty I think I’m gonna faint.”

“Are you flirting with me?” “You finally noticed?”

“Am I your lockscreen?” “You weren’t supposed to see that.”

“I missed you so much.”

“Do you think the moon is jealous of how pretty you are?”

“I’m here for you.”

“I wish we could live together already.”

MISC

“All I do is drink coffee and say bad words.”

“Quit touching me, your feet are cold!”

“I think I just ripped my pants.”

“Sharing is caring, now give me the hoodie!”

“Can I pet your dog?” “Do I know you?”

“Did you seriously just get your foot stuck in a toilet?” “Maybe.”

“If I die, I’m haunting you first.”

“But I’ve never told you that before.” 

“Stop being grumpy, it’s lame.”

“So, uh, I locked the keys in the car.”

“Is the cat in a onesie?” “Uh, no?

“Can we please stop running? I think I’m dying.”

“You come here often?” “Well, I work here. So I think I’d have to say ‘yes’.”

“Aren’t we supposed to be working?”

“Give me attention.”

“YOU SAID TO BE HONEST STOP HITTING ME!”

“Okay, so maybe I didn’t see that coming.”

“I’m too sober for this.” “You don’t even drink.” “Maybe I should start.”

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✧   BROOKLYN  NINE  -  NINE  SENTENCE  PROMPTS   !  

*  A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF THE SHOW, CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

❝ The next time I see you I’d like you to be wearing a necktie. ❞

❝ Get rid of the mouse, and get your act together. Now. ❞

❝ I see what you’re trying to do, but it’s not gonna work.. ❞

❝ Wow, looks like he hates you even more than me. ❞

❝ God, you must have been the worst fourth grader ever. ❞

❝ Giving him a name makes him human. ❞

❝ I’m fairly certain you would be caught. ❞

❝ What’s the most valuable thing in your office? ❞

❝ You mean my job as an amazing detective/genius? ❞

❝ Did you tell her we slept together twice? ❞

❝ I’m not gonna lie, that turns me on a little bit. ❞

❝ I’d wondered why all the birds had suddenly stopped singing. ❞

❝ You’re going to leave my precinct and my task force alone. ❞

❝ Come on, who wants to take this seriously? ❞

❝ I bet she tucked herself in the bed too tight and got stuck.  ❞

❝ Where have you been? We’ve been worried sick!  ❞

❝ Oh, is he sore from high-fiving criminals he’s gotten out of jail? ❞

❝ Did he get a murderer off who then murdered him to celebrate? ❞

❝ A cop and a defense attorney sleeping together? That’s highly unusual. ❞

❝ It’s a personal matter, involving a personal friend and his personal uncle. ❞

❝ So you remembered to turn off your signature, right? ❞

❝ I promise you, as soon as they tell me, you’ll be the first to know. ❞

❝ You won. Go ahead and gloat, you toad. ❞

❝ Look, I promise I won’t tell anyone, alright? My lips are sealed! ❞

❝ This is a secret. Do you understand me? ❞

❝ You do know what they do to witches up there, don’t you? ❞ 

❝ Well, I think we handled that with dignity. ❞

❝ Are you making fun of my stutter? ❞

❝ Oh. Uh… Sorry. I think I’m feeling a little awkward. ❞

❝ How do we make it not weird? ❞

❝ I just realized I’m never gonna be able to say that to his face. ❞

❝ You know I’ve made a lot of improvements since you left? ❞

❝ I know we just met, and I don’t wanna be too forward… ❞

❝ I’ve got that feeling about you. I like you. I think tonight we- ❞

❝ They just gave me ten years in prison.. ❞

❝ You can’t do anything except disobey orders and screw up! ❞

❝ Why are you dressed up? You look like an idiot. ❞

❝ What’s up? How can I help? ❞

❝ Well, we’ll just break you down to nothin’ and see what time it is. ❞

❝ Speaking of which, I’m getting hungry. What’s for dinner? ❞

❝ Why do people like these things? They’re just shiny rocks. ❞

❝ We’re gonna talk to a lawyer and get a professional opinion. ❞

❝ Looks good! Can barely tell you hulked out in here. ❞

❝ I just threw a bunch of popcorn on the floor. It wasn’t that hard. ❞

❝ All I did was be the only person who believes in you. ❞

❝ Somebody’s tryin’ to kill me, and I need protection. ❞

❝ I can smoke as much weed as I want. ❞

❝ It’s this kind of bickering that makes us such an adorable couple. ❞

❝ I saw an opening and I had to take it. ❞

❝ But this isn’t over! I will hunt you to the ends of the earth! ❞

❝ What?! But we saw him throw them in the garbage! ❞

❝ Nobody’s ever gonna see that footage; the case was cut and dry. ❞

❝ It’s not like I’m dying to tell anyone I saw your- ❞

❝ I’m dating my son-of-a-bitch ex-husband; who am I to judge? ❞

❝ I’ll let you guys talk! I’ll just close my eyes. ❞

❝ I’ll let you give me a spray tan! Any shade you want! ❞

❝ Massage! I’ll give you a massage! ❞

❝ I’ll also give you full control over my hair and wardrobe. ❞

❝ That really freaked me out and I just want this to end now. ❞

❝ The cheese is amazing. It melts in my mouth. And in my hands! ❞

❝ Come on, you can be honest. ❞

❝ I want old, expensive books. I’ll send you a list. ❞

❝ The tow truck just got here, so that’ll buy us at least an hour. ❞

❝ Tow truck?! What the hell’d you do to my car?! ❞

❝ What we need in here is an armored personnel carrier. A tank! ❞

❝ Well, I’m gonna go follow up on a lead right now. ❞

❝ Woah, no! What’re those morons doing in there?!  ❞

❝ Why is everyone just standing around? Get back to work! ❞

❝ What’d you do? What’d you say? ❞

❝ I hear you can smuggle in crap from outside. ❞

❝ What’re you lookin’ at? You got a problem? ❞

❝ I like you. You got balls.. ❞

❝ I hate to rub it in, detectives, but I told you they’d find me. ❞

❝ Well, he keeps yelling, “Disability for life!” so I think he’s fine. ❞

❝ Who hired you? Who do you work for, pizza man?! ❞

❝ You look out there and see a problem, I look out there and see an opportunity. ❞

❝ What have I become? Was this whole thing even worth it? ❞

❝ All because we shut down a foot massage place. ❞    

❝ Oh, my God. The City has no mayor now. ❞    

❝ Put your magical hands where I can see them! ❞    

❝ Did they make their bust? Did they save the precinct? ❞  

❝ I was behind the bar the whole time. ❞    

❝ I bet they have some awesome name for it. ❞    

❝ Can a paring knife remove a human heart in under a minute? ❞    

❝ I think you guys might be our best option at finding this guy again. ❞    

❝ You know, a bunch of us are going out drinking tonight. ❞    

❝ How did you get over there? Who are they? ❞    

❝ I’ve been calling you. Why won’t you answer your phone? ❞    

❝ We’ve been onto you for weeks, and we finally got you. ❞    

❝ I’ve never seen them before! What is going on? ❞    

❝ We’re on the money trail, and we just found a new lead.  ❞    

❝ Okay, this is bad. This is really bad.  ❞    

❝ Wait… What? Did you say “eat people”? Are you a cannibal, [ Name ]? ❞    

❝ I’m always gonna be one step ahead of you. ❞  

❝ I’m so confused. I don’t know what’s happening right now. ❞

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“ but now i am older… wiser… i’ve seen things. ”

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“Judging by your last decision, it doesn’t seem like you got any wiser.” His arms were crossed in front of his chest as he faced the woman. Working as an auror required him to be careful and always make sure to keep the important things in mind. This included talking to people who joined Grindelwald’s side. The reason for her decision was unknown to him and if he was being honest, he didn’t care much about it. It only showed how much influence the man had on other people and how dangerous he was. Not that he didn’t know before; he just didn’t realize it as much as he does now. 

A sigh passed his lips. Ever since the situation became more complicated than before he was assigned to help with the whole case. It did not bother him, in fact, it was just a chance to prove himself towards the other aurors, although there was still the slight fear of failure. “Are you here to get more people to join him? If so, I have to stop you, for the safety of everyone, including yourself.” 

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⚜⚜ crap said in discord sentence starters pt 1 ⚜⚜

“ give me your delicious fuck up. ”

“ don’t you worry about where i got my jelly. ”

“ happy new anus. ”

“ you know what? fight me. ”

“ bitch don’t kill my tribe. ”

“ i will get my boobs out and sing cardi and get free drinks. ”

“ do not get your boobs out. ”

“ my money’s on the end of the world. ”

“ a moped, fun to play around with, but no one’s going to admit they enjoy it. ”

“ but now i am older… wiser… i’ve seen things. ”

“ they’re so big. ”

“ my lemonade in my vodka melatonin is not good. ”

“ i just dropped my phone in ranch ! ”

“ he’s a moped. fun to play around with but no one’s going to admit they enjoy it. ”

“ i always knew i was destined for greatness. ”

“ i’m immune to puppy dog eyes. ”

“ i typically use boobs as a form of persuasion. ”

“ ah sweet coffee, guide me to hell. ”

“ i have ascended to the holy dad jokes. ”

“ it’s the universe deep-dicking us. ”

“ i’m so excited i’m gonna pee. ”

“ well, when you’re an asshole your ass is what you have to rely on.  “

“ show me your riding crop. ”

“ he has BDE. big dad energy. ”

“ i don’t like to feel like a burden. ”

“ it’s not my dream dad! it’s yours! ”

“ i will raise fists for you. ” 

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(     *     SPLIT PROMPTS   !    

feel free to change pronouns / titles as needed !

❛  i choose you first.  ❜

❛  i’ll do it if you’re gonna do it, too.  ❜

❛  why do you act like you’re not one of us?  ❜

❛  is anybody listening? does anybody care about us?  ❜

❛  i thought that you had this under control.  ❜

❛  they are what they believe they are.  ❜

❛  someone’s coming for you and you’re not gonna like it.  ❜

❛  you could show us the way out.  ❜

❛  just give me as much time as you can.  ❜

❛  you’re gonna get me into trouble.  ❜

❛  i thought i lost you.  ❜

❛  would you step outside, please?  ❜

❛  you like to make fun of us. but we’re more powerful than you think.  ❜

❛  you shouldn’t trick children.  ❜

❛  look at your sweater. it’s ruined. it’s dirty.  ❜

❛  is this the ultimate doorway to all things we call unknown?  ❜

❛  is this where our sense of the supernatural comes from?  ❜

❛  you must forgive me. my job is to challenge you.  ❜

❛  how can i say this?  you’re not the most meticulous of people.  ❜

❛  i think i’ll put a pretty flower in your hair.  ❜

❛  that’s to show how important you are.  ❜

❛  this must all seem so unsatisfactory for you.  ❜

❛  in the sun, we will find our passion. in the sun, we will find our purpose.  ❜

❛  you’ve never truly suffered.  ❜

❛  the beast, he’s coming for you.  ❜

❛  you are not evil to me.  ❜

❛  now, we’re not perfect, but we don’t deserve to be ridiculed.  ❜

❛  you won’t be giving me any trouble, will you?  ❜

❛  only through pain can you achieve your greatness!  ❜

❛  your gun cannot hurt me.  ❜

❛  can’t you see i am not human?  ❜

❛  you are different from the rest. your heart is pure!  ❜

❛  the broken are the more evolved.  ❜

❛  we are what we believe we are.  ❜

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