#i just read a story and bro...
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I think i'm just full of repressed aggression, and it's all slowly seeping out every time i interact with the world
#reli-rambles#i just read a story and bro...#the fresking ml is so stupid i wanted to bonk them#no i didn't think of twisting his neck wdym#HDJSNNSNJSJ#but srsly tho#*cough* i shall ramble a bit#WHY IN THE WORLD THAT KIND OF GUY IS THE KING???#bro ur just joking with me cuz i sure as heck won't believe in that guy#he's so obsessively insane and man i wanna know what ppl have been teaching him because his actions are all stupid#anyway thr good thing is he's dead but in his next life he still remember his past life (ml's buff) and STILL DO THE SAME STUPID THINGS#stop bothering fl????#istg everybody would flip out if they knew ur the ml 🙄#okay i've calmed down now... this is just my rambling btw so don't mind me LMAO#there's also another guy who is like barbeque sauce but expired#he's good but gosh... i'd throw him away#his characteristics seem solid to me but i doubt he would be delusional + stupid in the head if HE'S THE FRICKING MASTER OF THE MAGIC TOWER#he's... okay#anyway i'm done slandering two mls because man i am not gonna spend my energy just doing this lmao#i need to eat now bye bye#also if u ever see a story similar to my descriptions then no it's probably not that one BECAUSE THERE'S A LOT OF STORY LIKE THIS#the author is pretty good tho they make quite solid ideas sometimes but other time i feel like they're forcing some kind of trope that-#shouldn't have been there in the story but whatever i'm not the author and i don't have a say in what ppl want to write#just please keep the... idiotic charas at a minimum or at least make it comedic so it would be cute 😭😭#ANYWAY I AM ACTUALLY STOPPING NOW TO EAT BYE YALL
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“but bakugo bullied deku in middle school” okay cool is he doing that now though? no
#nevermind his character development and atonement and apology#and during his EXTENSIVE apology (because I feel like some of you didn’t even read/watch and think he just said ‘sorry bro’)#he went into detail about why treating izuku the way he did was wrong#and his ‘I don’t expect things to change between us’ is his version of ‘you don’t have to accept my apology’#(even though we KNOW izuku forgave him alonggggg time ago)#OH also making an effort to call him ‘Izuku’ and repeatedly correcting himself when he slips up#YOU don’t have to accept his apology but that doesn’t change shit about the story lmao#being hung up on what a character said in chapter 1 is soooo ew.#bkdk#dkbk#bakudeku#dekubaku#:’)#ktdk#katsuki bakugo#katsuki bakugou#izuku midoriya#deku#kacchan
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JAIME LANNISTER in every episode: 1.07 // You Win or You Die
#gameofthronesedit#gotjaimelannister#jaimelannisteredit#gotedit#asoiafedit#gameofthronesdaily#lannistersource#asoiafsnet#fantasyblr#jaime lannister#got#sakshi does a thing#ttidfl*#jaime in the lannister armour.....colin farrell voice Breakfast Lunch and Fuckin Dinner#also the detailing on that is crazy like i did the studio tour two months ago and getting to see it in person. wow.#this and the house tully armour <333#ANYWAY#love this scene even though it did irrepairable damage bc people think of tywin as a sigma male even though he's kinda stupid#nevermind the A Lion Doesn't Concern Himself With jokes going around lmao the timing but yeah he's not a strategic boss he's just a bully#tywin and his superiority complex really ended up making his son a people pleaser against his own will.#that being said he was kinda real though jimbles really is a glorified bodyguard in the kingsguard. he could be doing so much more.#i hate the kingsguard as an institution like the concept of it is just. ew. a story for another day i suppose.#back to this scene - the lion does concern himself with the opinion of sheep. tywin stop lying to yourself your son read you to filth bro
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part of me wants to read the wheel of time books, but I also know they have significantly less lesbianism and women being the main focus than the show adaptation 😞😞
#I know like the prequel book new spring i think is about moraine and definitely has siuraine hints and references but still#maybe i’ll read just that one LOL#y’all look i love fantasy and i think the wot world is beautiful#but i also have many options of fantasy books out there with beautifully built worlds AND female protagonists AND lesbianism…#oh also how rand is the main protagonist like don’t get me wrong i enjoy seeing his story but like#wot on prime#wheel of time#wot s3#wot books#moraine damodred#siuraine#moraine sedai#elayne trakand#aviendha x elayne#guys i love women and fruits i can’t just abandon that#rand al'thor#move bro i’m tryna see the women i know ur the mc but move over#lanfear my beloved#lanfear
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ik not everyone gaf about the story in mhwilds but i'm now convinced that 100% of the people who keep insisting that "nata is annoying bc he begs you not to kill arkveld" simply did not read or engage with the story at all past jokes they saw on twitter because the whole point of his development is that he grows past that mindset 😭
ntm the way people still misinterpret why he relates to arkveld (which, granted the writing isn't always the cleanest but like -) and seem to completely miss the entire point of the keepers-guardians parallel
i know there are differing opinions on the guardians/constructs as a concept, but within the story of wilds, the guardians are introduced as creatures who are duty-bound, and unable to enjoy life to its fullest because they lack even the will to eat - and don't even know that such things are inherent to the experience of "being alive"
this is a pretty direct reflection of the keepers: duty-bound people who don't seek the outside world, living in their isolated village without even considering venturing outside of it - they even canonically try to mimic the appearance of guardian cocoons and we all joke about how bland the sild dish is because these people don't even know what cheese is and have never seen a spice in their lives
this is why nata is so angry when he learns of the concept of guardians, the fact that they don't even eat, that they're essentially locked into programmed behavior - they're alive but they don't live, and that's why he relates to arkveld, who left the confines of wyveria and learned to live ("this is the first thing it ever decided for itself" etc)
to nata, arkveld pretty blatantly parallels his own experience of leaving the forbidden lands -- obviously, arkveld still winds up a case of endangering the ecosystem due to the way it attempted to integrate itself, but this development functions as the other side of the coin to nata's development: where one was exposed to the rest of the world and would eventually strive to learn how to be a part of it and not apart from it (nata), the other would take its newfound freedom and fall into destructive behavior (arkveld)
obviously if you've been playing MH for a long time, you already understand that the guild has always existed to preserve the ecosystem, but nata as a character isn't meant to go against this - his development actually supports the guild's longstanding stance as he comes to learn why it was necessary to stop arkveld . so it does get really tiring to hear people say that they "hate him because he doesn't want me to hunt the flagship monster" when that's literally a character point that the main story actively works to resolve
like .
i'd rather you say that you just don't vibe with child characters or dgaf about the story Upfront than parrot the takes of someone who also skipped every single cutscene
#monster hunter wilds spoilers#mh wilds#monster hunter#memo#there's also the inherent tragedy of g. arkveld in particular#and why i think it was necessary for arkveld to be a guardian narratively#g. arkveld 'feeding' but not actually benefitting from anything that it hunted#and nata having to learn that because of that g. arkveld's behavior is detrimental hence why we're called to hunt it#you can obviously still dislike this aspect of nata as a character even tho it's litr just#him being naive but to act like he doesn't at all grow from this is like ???#like either you aren't done w/ the story or you just didn't read it#and if you didn't read it then leave littl bro alone
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"svsss gets better I swear"
BRO HOW THIS IS A HOSTAGE SITUATION NOT A ROMANCE
this is such an insane direction to take in a story
I feel like it would work if they didn't end up together in the end
Need binghe to DIEEE leave this man alone bro he barely did shit to you fr
#mxtx#mxtx svsss#svsss#scum villian self saving system#scum villain#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#luo binghe#at first i feared for binghe cause he was lowkey getting groomed but now uh#QINGQIU GET OUTTTT#bro is just tryna live#binghe creeps me tf out#choking qingqiu one second and making out with him very clearly against his will the next#deluding myself into thinking they won't end up together#it'd be such a cool story to see a protagonist get a villain arc while the villain is redeemed#I'll keep reading obv#excited to see tianlang show up#zhuzhi lang could get it#who said that
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listening to epic the musical is somehow being gaslit by a song.
when did this happen?? what i don’t remember that?? wait didn’t he do that?? did i forget that line??? am i wrong?? what book is that?? didn’t that come before it? is my cultural studies minor wrong?? has all my years been wrong??? how could i have missed that passage??? am i missing a papyri?? have i not read their translation?? didn’t they find another tablet???
and then you look it up and he just got silly with it
#this is in regards to literally.#honestly everything#initially it was god games and polyphemus and lotus eaters#and then i listened more and was like wait… scylla… charybdis….. sirens….circe?? calypso???#and then little things i was like… wait wha#COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT POSEIDON. BC WTF WAS THAT YALL. WHAT WAS THAT#i was actually so shocked.#why the fuck is bro STABBING A GOD RN. WTF ARE WE DOING.#he is JUST A GUY. what is HAPPENING#but it’s good. it’s so good. it has just forced me to either rush to get my multiple odyssey translations and scan through them#or scramble to look up if im missing something#epic the musical#like am EYE the one going crazy. is it ME who has misinterpreted the myth#and it’s like no we just want a good story and more power to ya#epic odysseus#epic circe#epic calypso#epic poseidon#greek mythology#the odyssey#read the myths i beg#take what you will#but please do it before arguing that Odysseus did nothing wrong or didn’t cheat etc
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i need to see her nice and cozy in a warm little bed so badly oyu dont get it
#I JST WANT TO PICK HER UP AND TAKE CARE OF HER AND TUCK HER INTO BED AND READ HER BEDTIME STORIES BRO…..#but since i cant i’ll just make olly do it instead LOL#he likes to think hes much too sophisticated to do something as childish as stick out his tongue like that#but being his lil sister olivia always knows how to press the right buttons that make him mad#and she gets away with it every time#(well. asides from that One Time but HEY LETS NOT THINK ABOTU THAT RIGHT NOW!!!)#pmtok#pmtok olly#pmtok olivia
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I'm reading A Lonely Place of Dying and Alfred latching immediately onto Tim is NASTY work. Tim shows up and is like "I never aimed to be Robin! I mean I did karate my whole life to emulate Robin and just so happen to have sought you out and grabbed this costume in my size out from that case and really you should be calling me Robin just for now and let me come with you as Robin but I never dreamed it would specifically be ME being Robin. You have a lovely house and home btw :) Now go back to being 10." And Dick's understandably like "No I am a grown man now who are you" and Bruce is not here for this one, but later on is like "You aren't Robin, you're some kid dressed up like my dead son." But Alfred?
IMMEDIATELY Alfred is implying Dick was trying to subtly ask Tim to be Robin (simply not true in in NTT 61, when the implication is made, although he changes his mind in Batman 442) and that Bruce should be grateful for this young man's profound bravery and immense natural skill and maybe show him a few pointers or something idk we'll see :) Like let's be clear, the idea that Tim didn't want to be Robin is simply not part of this story outside of like two lines of dialogue where he's like "oh I didn't consider it could be me!" after which he immediately goes "Wow so you ARE gonna let me be Robin right?" the second he sees the opportunity. The guy essentially makes himself Robin once Dick makes it clear he isn't gonna be. Dick tells Tim nobody should be at first (until he changes his mind) but is ignored because Tim doesn't get why and goes with what he understands, his own stance.
I'm of the opinion that the whole "Tim understands that being Robin is an arduous task full of suffering from the start and chooses to bravely yet sadly martyr himself for the cause" thing I see sometimes is strongly disproven, at least in the beginning of his Robin career, by his "Batman NEEDS a Robin (to love and care for and to watch out for him in return :) )" line of reasoning, his subsequent willingness for Anybody to be Robin whether or not it was him (unless he was consciously okay with other children suffering for his benefit which I find really hard to believe,) and his active glee at anything involving being Robin and persistent smiling pursuit of Doing So against Batman's strong disapproval, because he hasn't officially said no (he did several times, but you can't blame a kid for being excited.) Like, I think he said he never dreamed of being Robin just because having a kid come in begging to replace Batman's dead son because it was a personal aspiration would be extraordinarily rude and arrogant and they wanted people to like this one. He was NOT in any way adverse they just couldn't make him THAT presumptuous, and he is by nature of what he's doing already moderately so.
But say it was true, that Tim was actively opposed to being Robin? Alfred would be pushing this shit HARD onto this thirteen year old kid like what the fuck bro. And "From what Master Richard said, he follows your orders." is HEINOUS but let's not get into that.
#of all the robins so far Bruce has foisted Robin on Tim is by far the least Foisted#“Even if he's right I dont want another Robin” vs “He doesn't want me but he hasn't told me no yet :)”#“You can't kill batman or nightwing!” “Or Robin?? :D”#bro is literally “And Bumblebee!”#tim says he never wanted it for himself but he actively seeks out being Robin so I think that's like “oh i never imagined”#^I've finished reading through and other dialogue directly confirms this#“yeah it hasn't occurred to be that I could ever be Robin but yk just in case-ies I've been actively preparing to be Robin half my life”#I considered the “being robin is a burden” angle to that line but if that IS what he's saying#it would be pretty fucked up that he'd be okay with anyone being Robin him or not. Like he doesn't come into this AIMING to be Robin#because he's never thought about it#and he clearly has no sense of why Dick is saying no so I can't fully buy into that#I guess the best answer rlly is him being like “oh little old me being robin? :o well gosh golly im doing that now”#i mean the actual best answer is “whoops fuck actually people want Robin back in the story egg on our face with that one”#but yk. in universe#“if they think they can kill Robin with no repercussions who will they hunt down next!”#I mean. They can do that. It becomes a major issue that they can in fact do that with no repercussions. They would be right because its tru#In his first story Tim is ALREADY hyping up the cops as an impregnable force. This is subtle Chuck Dixon foreshadowing#tim drake#batman#dc comics#alfred pennyworth
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do you have any tips on coming up with such detailed oc stories
first off I’m flattered you think of my stories that way 😭 only the tip of the iceberg of my OC lore is out in the open so knowing that you fw it even when it’s like that means a bunch 🥹
I’m sorry I don’t think I have a crazy helpful response to this because I never really ‘trained’ or ‘studied’ in a way to create stories😭 I’m a cornball that grew up in the DA rp scene since I was like 14 so I was just constantly in a sandbox with other folks creating stories and having our OCs interact and develop with each other (and in turn developing our writing and world building skills) in a variety of worlds and scenarios for going on pretty much 11 years now, so it’s sort of just my disease/obsession with wanting to develop stuff like that😔
the most I can think of right now though is to consume media that DOES make really detailed stories and world building for their characters and become inspired by it, and DOCUMENT IT. whether it’s making a self insert, a fan OC, or maybe even an au for your ocs, and the more you think about it the more you develop it and maybe even make a universe of your own from the stuff you learned and enjoyed (every piece of media I that I’m obsessed with I always think of a OC for I won’t lie). The most impactful pieces of media that inspire me to this day are HxH, Bayonetta, Bleach, Bloodborne (it’s a newer obsession but MAN is it good), the Nier games, and a plethora of visual novels (mainly the crazy lore heavy otomes) that would take too long to name😬
That’s all I got, and it’s honestly just really subjective, I make stuff like this because I LOVE making it and I just love lore and the games and shows I mentioned SO much that I get motivated from them! Hope this helped at least a little lol
#Ask#it took me years and still counting to make my ocs stories and they’re still being developed#Also don’t be shy. The reason why I have so much shit going on is because I just be yappin#Even if I make a post and nobody gaf abt it. 0 interacts I’m still on that shit#Bc it’s something I love and it’s for me… my barbies#don’t sleep on bayo lore just bc shes bodacious bro that woman will make you READ.
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would u rather split ur soul into thousands and leave only one to survive or split the purest part of ur soul off and have her rid the world of ur impure bits ,,,
#rukkhadevata and tribios will never leave my mind#i miss sumeru everyday . now i have to miss trianne and then trinnon and soon amphoreus itself too#rukkhadevata come back .. tribios become whole again ......#their stories are so insanely good sending shivers up me when i read them like Heyeyhhellooo .. jesus bro#post#genshin#hsr#greater lord rukkhadevata#it feels soo weird not adding thr greater lord part but i just get Lazy sometimes .#tribios
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Wow, you guys already regressed to bitching about Castlevania. Btw, they produced Castlevania: Awakening in the Moonlight stage musical by Takarazuka Revue in Japan, it also has Dracula and Lisa in it. Castlevania lives on and thriving!
Considered just leaving this alone, but I'll take it as a chance for clarification.
Rant Below the Cut
I do not hate Castlevania, Netflix version or game version or stage musical version or any other iteration in-between. What few clips I've skimmed of the show online have suggested that it's something that the animators and writers put real heart in, plus a healthy dose of gay vampires to garnish with. I will repeat myself in saying that I quite enjoy the bloodstained Beauty and the Beast/villainy born of love route as a trope. To my knowledge, Castled Vania Dracula x Lisa is a great example of the latter. Great. Cool.
My issue with Castlevania is the issue I have with an infinity of films and books and games going back nearly 130 years. And that is the use of the characters' names from Dracula like they're costumes. Call it a nitpick or a pet peeve or just something that hits the big literary bitch button, but I Do Not Like that even when creators have ostensibly made a story that I could enjoy for its own merit, they feel compelled to graft the Dracula cast's faces over entirely unrelated, antithetical characters and motivations, and spoil the overall experience for me, the Dracula the Novel enjoyer.
I don't begrudge other people for being chill about it or enjoying the stories that have come as a result. I can't talk shit and be the DON'T ENJOY THIS!!1! police when I openly enjoy the gratuitous hot mess that is Hellsing. I am not immune to bondage suit anime men or Crispin Freeman voice acting or nazis getting eaten. I am not throwing those stones in my glass house.
But I am standing on top of the glass house and hurling boulders at the creators who, whether they make something fantastic or mediocre or genuinely teeth-grindingly awful, keep passing the baton of 'If we add Dracula names to this it adds more legitimacy! No, I have not read the book and I never will, but I don't need to because I read a footnote in a wiki once, I saw a movie, I read a spinoff of a spinoff.' Over and over and over.
That is what upsets me. That is my bitching point. Not whether you or anyone else Likes a Thing. You are not Netflix. You are not Konami. You are not Hirano or Moore or Coppola or Newman or Besson or Moffat or Browning. What you enjoy does not matter to me and never will.
Go enjoy your musical and let me regress in peace.
#really the whole phenomenon of stapling public domain names over wildly OOC OCs is the crux of it#I know no amount of complaint or frustration will stop it#but that doesn't stop the frustration from nettling every time something like this comes up#the Wuthering Heights film's casting (and costuming dear god)#the Dorian Gray series getting the 'we're just bros~' treatment to no homo Dorian and Basil#Carmilla getting de-lesbianed or de-vampired or de-sympathized in every appearance#every Dracula story utterly refusing to let Dracula be his own self while erasing or rewriting the rest of the cast to be window-dressing#to big dickify the Count and alternately get ravished or emasculated/bastardified/killed off#if it were just a once in a while thing I could write all this stuff off as genuinely 'bold and subversive'#but it's not. it hasn't been since these books were first published. because from day one NOBODY has bothered to read and/or respect#the stories the authors put down; opting instead to make each successive spinoff or adaptation or cameo dedicated to watering everything#down into a homogenous anti-wave making (weirdly less progressive compared to the PRE-20TH CENTURY NOVELS) soup#so yeah#I'm gonna bitch
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You guys remember when you could just do the whole "Title minus Hero of part = nickname" thing to differentiate all the Links in the regular Zelda fandom without lu stans instantly thinking this is about them somehow (despite the comic itself never even using those nicknames) and going absolutely haywire? Those were the good times lmao
(Seriously though it's been a thing since the 2000's in the general fandom and is still common everywhere else that isn't tumblr/ao3, where it's only stopped because of all the harassment. Jojo from LinkedUniverse didn't invent the concept of crossovers. No, not even Link's Meets. Like. Cmon)
#legend of zelda#linked universe#<- on account of a noticable trend of this happening a lot lately#but rn instigated by scrolling past a fic where the author got#*bullied into turning their story into lu*#because it ^reads as lu^ (aka used the Zelda fandom nicknames)#by GETTING STALKED AND THEIR ADRESS DOXED#like. wtf#and it's not like this is a new or one-off thing.#Just look at all the other Links Meets comics that either have to plaster not lu everywhere#or quit#or will never even begin to exist#because people know they'd have to deal with this if they ever tried getting their stories out#bro I recently saw Regular Ass Zelda Fanart with a gigantic disclaimer not to tag as lu#because apparently Hero of Time angst is lu now#lu anon hate harassment / death threats / doxing is like the lu fandom's oldest ^drama^#except it never ceased#really though ^it reads as lu^ because there's two Links in a room.#lol. lmao even#and before anyone starts again:#i just suck at conveying emotions through text without using emoticons#the vibe here is /hj#or half-serious#not meant to be read in any angry or rantful tone that may be interpreted out of it#imagine an XD at the end of every sentence#except for the one about doxing#ok? >v<#TLDR#that one ^when you mean the girls and gays can you include me too^ meme
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Me when I don't like a movie: Ugh I can't stand when people say shit like "If you didn't like this movie, you just didn't get it." I understood it just fine. It was just a bad movie! People are so goddamn condescending.
Me reading bad reviews for Monkey Man (2024): None of you understood this movie at all actually
#'the story was predictable and full of cliches because they had a fight scene in an elevator' its literally an action movie bro#'the whole character arc was about spirituality and trauma which has been done before' im sorry????#you didn't get it!!!!!!!!#monkey man#monkey man 2024#im fully doing this to myself lmao no one forced me to read these#i was just curious if i would see any interesting criticisms but no. people are just upset that a movie contains tropes
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I mean… Rivals magneto is a widow so uh.. it isn’t homewrecking for anyone to y’know slide in there, right?
PHYSICALLY charles isnt there but when this man hobbles himself to charles' statue and is ready to die at his feet until he's reinvigorated by the sound of his voice in his mind i know theyre still soul bound... i cant taint that bro....
#snap chats#not after reading that lore story bro....... what tha hell........ actual wild dose of yaoi cocaine right there...#tryna hit and he'll just hit you with the 'i miss my wife' and now its awkward and you feel bad#or id feel bad. whatever.... people hornier than me wouldnt give a damn..
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The art this chapter was so raw and almost messy, which is fantastic because I feel like it really added to the almost hopelessness of everything that has been happening to kuma.
#one piece#op 1098#op spoilers#one piece spoilers#one piece 1098#bartholomew kuma#ginny#jewelry bonney#one piece manga#ofc i was crying in the bathroom#also its so wild to me to get confirmation of sa and r*** within the story#like its been heavily implied#and like we as the reader KNOW that these things happen#but to get like confirmation and highlight that it happens just hit me so hard#in my head everytime i read something deep in the story#im like ok lets keep it pg13#not here bro#not here
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