#i just open my mouth and it happens

[thunderandsage]

my sibling’s been telling me that i’ve been “talking weird” lately, and i don’t have the heart to tell her that whenever i go through an intense star trek fic reading phase, i come out talking like spock

[ryllen]

"Don't u know what u're asking me with these?

'Abandon the sea, and stay on land'"

"Are you sure you know~ what u're getting into, Trey-san?"

[x] [x] [x]

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Would Bardaby (from the Fantasy Au) still do his affectionate biting as shown in the original WH or would it be different?

i'd say Yes Absolutely!

he's gotta be more Careful about it tho... look at those chompers...

[sergle]

what I was talking abt earlier. we have fully looped back around and away from feminism, societally, whereas before it was very Feminism 101 to acknowledge that many parts of existing as a woman in a misogynistic society are painful and upsetting. not that being a woman is Inherently Negative in a bubble. but that living on this earth, in the conditions we're living in, is hostile to women. and that gender is a performance. that many of the Staples Of Femininity as accepted by society are things that you have to create and perform and mold artificially and aren't inherent, that COMPLAINING about day to day difficulties of existing as a woman is something that you're allowed to do. acknowledging these basic, again, feminism 101 things, that something tied to womanhood is more time consuming or more expensive or more dangerous Because Of The Problems. does not CREATE the problems. that when women complain about having to perform femininity, they are not, in fact, oppressing themselves. the call does not come from inside the fucking house. saying that you HAVE suffered does not fucking equate that you believe you SHOULD have suffered.

like I could talk about this for hours. how braindead and one-dimensional the Takes are getting. "being a woman is looking in the mirror and going fuck yeah i'm a woman" damn. I guess any negative experiences you have by living in a misogynistic world... are your fault if you are anything but positive? "you don't actually want liberation" we've fully gone back to telling feminists "you WANT to be oppressed" when anything negative about our society is pointed out. it's not real until I say it out loud, I guess, and then I'm actually the one who caused it. if anybody expresses any unhappiness with how they're treated or the status quo or the language and culture surrounding womanhood and femininity. they've created it, right that second. they invented it just now. it wasn't a problem before somebody complained, right? also trans women aren't braindead zombies who just follow the flow of whatever cis women around them say. I am pretty fucking sure they are very much aware of pain, and are MORE than aware of the swirling torrent of misogyny and standards of femininity than anybody else. actually. and I am pretty sure someone complaining on tumblr that being a woman means always putting on a performance is going to make someone change their mind about transitioning. also "performing femininity" as a necessity to being treated well as a woman is not fucking NEWS to your Local Trans Woman. I AM PRETTY SURE SHE GETS THE CONCEPT. using trans women as a scapegoat for this braindead perspective on gender politics is spineless, meritless, and pathetic.

[insomnya777]

do you guys know that youtube dating show called the button. because i was watching it with my friend the other day bc we were bored and we were like this seems funny and i somehow got a boat boys fic idea based off of it. so if i make a fic about the button dating show will people underdtand or is it too niche

[crazylittlejester]

fuckin got cologne in my mouth this is so much worse than the time (yesterday) i accidentally did this exact same thing but with lidocaine spray

[haemosexuality]

why are so many adventure time fans just straight up stupid. about how stories work. and i dont even mean kids i mean like adult fans just with the absolutely dumbest takes

[drugsforaddicts]

I’m FREEEEE!!! 🥳🎉🎊🍾🥂

This past year was full of drama, shitty courses and teachers, I was ready to quit a 1000 times and I probably shouldn’t celebrate too much because year 3 will probably end me for good but agshsjdk 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

I got an internship from my uni so that shit is sorted AND I can do the innovation project alone 😮‍💨💛💛💛

RÄÄÄÄÄÄH FREEEDOOOMMM 🦅🦅🦅🦅

[sableeira]

asagiri is so funny for writing that scene in storm bringer where chuuya took revenge for dazai’s scheming by hanging him upside down a pole and spinning him around. And dazai just let him do it. While simultaneously explaining his strategy against verlaine. To save time.

The way this scene went framed it as the natural conclusion that didn’t even require further communication between dazai and chuuya while adam and shirase are completely confused. And once asked what’s going on they both behave like little shits because they are so deep in denial about their bond that they just choose to call the others dumb for not understanding their special brand of soukoku shenanigans.

[batsplat]

if more people knew Herstory (aka 2004 season and sete&vale) so many questions wrt 2015 season(mostly “why would vale….”) would immediately be answered addfghjk like guysssss guyssssss

it is kinda funny that there's a simple cheat code out there to understanding most of valentino's career but it's just about long enough ago that most people simply... ignore it. like there's a three year span that more or less tells you what you need to know about him. it's like you say! pretty much every possible "why would vale..." secretly has a straightforward answer, and 9/10 it's something that was established in 2003 to 2005. simple as

if anything it's almost annoying because it's too easy. the 2004/2015 stuff in particular is incredibly funny. oh, so you say you have a controversial last lap at assen where valentino beat a rival in direct combat and said rival reacted surprisingly poorly, making valentino reevaluate his relationship with the rival? might that tell you something about how a seed of suspicion once sown can remain dormant for months until valentino is given cause to revisit it? valentino quite literally says in his biography that he could never have hated biaggi because he wasn't a friend and didn't have the power to hurt him... the sepang pressers thing is genuinely just silly, I know this is mainly a function of when they happen in the calendar but what a bizarre coincidence. 2015 is like a slightly more opaque funhouse mirror version of 2004 - but so many of the major beats are virtually identical. which means you've got a season Out There where a younger less experienced less guarded less cynical valentino basically walks you through his internal processes so you get a really good handle of what his deal is. he's piecing together his identity as a competitor going forwards in real time - and then in 2015 he just reminds you of what exactly that identity involves. it's a reaffirmation and not a departure... he's not that inscrutable after all, in the end

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Considering your lights out au how would Howdy feel seeing Barnaby's detached arm.

honestly it would be something along the lines of Howdy freaking tf out, but Poppy & Frank are just like:

[lifeofclonewars]

Fun fact: if you watch Hevy closely during Clone Cadets, you can see that he tends to shoot with his mouth open

Here are some screenshot examples

[ancha-aus]

KillerXDust (Kist) idea.

Them with Loser Baby. Killer as Angeldust and Dust as Husk.

Look. Hear me out.

Angeldust saying "I sold my soul to a psychopathic freak" seems like something Killer could say about his own deal/situation with Chara when he is in stage/phase 1 and actually feelign things.

Husk saying "I sold my soul to save my power" give sme Dust vibes. Mostly because of the way that people say like 'sold your soul to do this/that' pretty much saying you did a very bad thing no one would ever do. Which Dust very much did and he 'metaphorically' sold his soul to get the power he needed to defeat the player.

"I am trapped and it gets worse with every hour" pretty much both being stuck with the decisions they made and having to deal with it even now after they are out of their AUs

Also I just love Dust and Killer together and Kist so it haunts my mind now.

I just keep playing a mental animation in my head that i have no clue to ever make/draw as my skill is in writing not drawing and no where NEAR animation so it is just me rotating this idea in my head.

[j-esbian]

i lost the post but i saw someone talking about how some of y’all act like being weird is a choice and like. YEAHHHHHHH.

that’s fine, it might be for you. but i just live like this and don’t know any other way. like yeah i’ve worked customer service, i can do innocuous small talk, but anything beyond that, i don’t understand what i’m missing. and it’s frustrating to see the tonal disconnect especially from people who are like “uwu embrace weirdness!!” where they’re like. dressing quirky and talking about bugs and listening to obscure music and eschewing small talk to ask Deep Questions on the first date and unlearning their tendency to not infodump. and generally have an idea of what Weirdness is supposed to look like. idk man some of us wake up and get out of bed and can’t figure out why the rest of their coworkers chitchat with each other but when they join the conversation it dies.

weirdness is value neutral. let’s stop trying to turn it into a badge because quite frankly, it’s not a choice for everyone. it’s fucking exhausting to never be on the same wavelength as other people and they’re going to react the way they do and label you the way they will without any conscious actions on your end. it’s difficult to talk about this without feeling like you’ll be dismissed as immature, a teenager whining “no one understands me” but the thing is. sometimes you don’t grow out of feeling alone and different, and there’s no good way to talk about it without feeling like people will think you’re just fishing for pity.

[lamina-tsrif]

MOON 3

hemlock is so cute !!!!! i adore him. hes is fuckin clueless !! hes wearing smth like a cat harness, bc

1: his sprite looks like he had one on

2: i say so

also scarecrowbee is hilarious. 2 moons n a row and he is so fucking pissed dove's pelt is so pretty

[unluckystreak]

BISEXUALISM!!!! LOVE TO SEE IT!!!!!!!!!!