#i just moved it!!!

[barrenstars]

the last thing she remembers is the black spots spreading and seeping into each other, eventually taking over her sight entirely. then came nothing. after losing consciousness bai yi can't remember much, but she was very much so aware that she was being whisked away, she knows she was set on a stretcher, she recalls the sensation. it wasn't the sort of unconscious like it was when you were sleep, but the kind where your mind was awake, but your body wasn't. quite an uncomfortable experience, but there wasn't much she could do. especially when the fogginess made her forget what happened moments after it occurred. she could only recall tiny fractions and fragments.

unaware of how much time had passed, when the woman begins to stir, it's silent and barely with any movement. soft blues flutter, allowing the time for them to get used to the light before she actually shifts, raising both hands to her face to rub at her eyes. when she does, she becomes aware that the top half of her jumpsuit had been removed, no doubt to allow the doctors access to the wound. the wound, which now seemed to be all fixed and wrapped up. turning her head with a quiet, sleepy moan, bai yi's gaze lands on earl, who was sitting by her bed, appearing to be looking over and marking some paperwork.

she is still sleepy and woozy, but ignores it and fights to raise her hand once again, reaching up and over to gingerly poke the man's arm. the smile that graces her lips is lazy, but happy all the same. ❝ hey... how long have you been here for? were you worried about me~? ❞ even in her current, vulnerable state, she teases.

humming as she allows her arms to fall back onto the bed, bai yi stifles a yawn, turning to peer up at the ceiling, allowing her eyes to drift closed a moment later. ❝ see, we're already acting like a married couple. ❞ / @deathfavor moved.

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[longsightmyth]

People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

[podcastwizard]

cashier: ok that'll be $20

me (visibly sweating): ah, yes, of course! a perfectly reasonable price for a grilled cheese and a small smoothie! that was exactly the price i expected you to say when i ordered a single grilled cheese and a smoothie and my vision is NOT getting blurry as we speak! i am a perfectly normal temperature and my speech patterns are natural and even because this is the countenance of an individual who expected to pay 20 american dollars for a single grilled cheese and a smoothie!

cashier: where's all that blood coming from

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[wanologic]

sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool

[otto-doctavius]

Logan and Mary Puppins are so “dad and the dog he said he didn’t want” coded. He was acting disgusted by that dog for 90% of the movie, then when they were going to fight the Deadpools that almost baby-talk “You won’t wanna see this, bub.” slipped out. Then ofc there’s the bit at the end when they’re all at the table and he’s just sitting there playing with her ears and laughing as he makes her high-five Laura. I see you, mr “she is NOT coming with us”. You like that nasty little dog

[geezmarty]

hi falin hiiii (titties out vr on twitter)

[soaked-doors]

pirates and their unconventional weddings (marines crashed it seven times)

[mausolealdrift]

its baffling seeing people on here being all shocked about how other ppl didnt have sex or do drugs or drink or go to parties etc etc in high schools like. sorry i was too busy getting bullied to do all of that stuff i guess. why are you surprised that there’s losers on the cringe loser website

[kerrste]

I can’t beleive they just walked around like this for the whole movie

[lonepower]

yes i Am paying real money to make you all look at our new dog. we've had her for 3 hours and if anything happened to her I'd kill everyone in this room and then myself. her name is Tater Tot

[sergle]

ALSO IMPORTANT TO NOTE, people dropping mad mad sums of money on gfms and charities and stuff are extremely impressive but that DOES NOT MEAN that putting like $5 towards someone's fund or any good cause is any less valuable, a lot of crowdfunding is about momentum and those single digits add up super fast, you do not need to be Rolling In The Dough to make someone's day!! moving the dial at all is extremely positive!!

[hinamie]

I don't want to regret the way I lived

[chloesimaginationthings]

Scott Cawthon’s version of FNAF Burntrap..

[happyheidi]

𝖠𝗇 𝗂𝗆𝗉𝗋𝗈𝗆𝗉𝗍𝗎 𝗉𝗁𝗈𝗍𝗈𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗈𝗍 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗇𝖾𝗂𝗀𝗁𝖻𝗈𝗋 𝖼𝖺𝗍