#i just fucking hate streaming services
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Man I get wanting ownership of your content and separation from the trash fire that is YouTube and needing a way to fund that but personally I feel like marketing yourself as a streaming service and hiding everything behind a paywall when everything else is increasingly becoming a monthly payment of 5.99 is maybe like... Not good
#like theres better ways to do that which will ultimately honour your audience much more#and actually everything doesnt need to be a celebration sometimes you can go yeah sorry we have to have more funding theres no other way#heres ways you can help us out#or even making it so that the main series are free with ad revenue and you can individually purchase the rest of the content#as series#that would work! and be more affordable!#i just fucking hate streaming services#and like be serious guys if people are having to prioritise between something like netflix hulu and watcher#do you seriously think they'll choose the one with the least amount of variety for their money#like personally i dont pay for any i priate that shit but i dont actually want to do that to them#because theyre not a random faceless company#but i dont watch their stuff enough to pay for it and i know a lot of other people dont either#boo bad decision#good initial idea i understand that i understand wanting to be free of the evil that is youtube#but fucking boo#al is talking
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i think i'd be less mad about dead boy etectives getting cancelled if it was clear that it was because of Neil Gaiman but since no one stated it it feels like just ANOTHER show with great potential (and a cast of pretty good, young actors who really deserved better) getting cancled after one season without getting it's time to shine
#to be clear: fuck neil gaiman#if they do bring it back for another season he should not be involved at all#but really what's next netflix?#are you gonna make another first season of a show just to cancel it immediately after? is that really gonna be more profitable?#or will people stop getting invested in your new shows at all because what's the point#i hate streaming services#i don't want to strategize about how best to stream a show to show netflix that i like it#dbda#dead boy detectives#my post#fuck netflix
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bath is such a tourist trap 😭😭 the roman baths were neat but that’s literally all there is
#stream#skip sally lunn’s house unless u want to sit around for 15 minutes waiting to have ur drink order taken only to sit around for an hour to#have to go out and FIND THE WAITER bc we been sittin for an HOUR waitin for the damn FOOD TO SHOW UP#man didn’t show up once 🙄#literally i’m still so annoyed that im going to leave a review like bro what the fuck we were the ONLY people in the entire ROOM & we were#just ??? looking around ???? like what the fuck#i hate all non american restaurants unless they’re like#UPPITY UPPITY restaurants or like a PUB#anything in between is trash & i would rather kill myself than go to them#either give me bugs in my drink or a Real Server that’s IT !!!!!#😭😭😭😭😭#i wouldn’t have been dramatic if i wasn’t just drinking fucking BLACK TEA on an EMPTY STOMACH like BRO i was going to VOMIT#i got so annoyed i was like i’m just going into the kitchen bc what the fuck is this like guess i gotta cook this trash myself ?#then they just comped the drinks like … lol#omar covered bc i was going to argue bc the ORHER SERVER SAID SHES COMPING EVERUTHING BC AN HOUR IS BULLSHIT#THATS AN H O U R#FOR FUCKING 2 SLICES OF HAM W MUSTARD ON A BUN#I’m soooooo ANNOYED#like what pisses me off the most is slow service#be RUDE just don’t be fuckin SLOW#IF UR TABLE IS BORED UR DOING A BAD JOB
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Netflix added ads??????? Bruh why even purchase a streaming service atp. Ads, only one screen, etc. It's worse than cable atp
#if max ever adds ads im actually never using a streaming service again#its so fucking annoying bcs ive hated hulu for years for this#and all the services i lauded for NOT having ads are now moving towards having ads#i just want to pirate everything atp bcs it pisses me off so much
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the thing is it is all like one giant ad campaign. you are all trying to sell spotify. it's framed itself as an Experience and everyone wants to be a part of it. and it doesnt even have remember the laughter
#old man yells at cloud. won't someone please come be a hater with me#i have to say it i HATE spotify wrapped#i think this is the best marketing gimmick any streaming service has ever come up with and you are all selling the product for them.#every year.#for what?#YOU DON'T EVEN GET TO KEEP TTHE FUCKING MUSIC THEY CAN JUST DELETE IT ANY TIME. IF YOU STOP PAYING ITS ALL GONE!!#ggrrraarrgrghhhgh. insert tiny image of that one photo of ray screaming with blood pouring from his head.
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Why is it that Oscar season is the worst time for me as a film fan? It's like being a thrift store shopper on Halloween and a bunch of sorority girls come in an make fun of the clothes for a half hour and then leave to go buy a sexy penguin costume at the Spirit Halloween store...
#I just hate all the rancid takes#I hate the speculation#I hate oscar parties#I hate the show itself so so much I haven't watched it in a decade#except when mark was nominated...god that sucked for me#the only good thing about it is showing a few more classic films on streaming services because of oscars#but even that is like pffft I could just go watch those somewhere else#honestly hate when people at work try to engage in water cooler oscar talk with me#bitch I know you're slumming doing this fuck off your opinion on X movie is less than nothing to me...
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cats won a cup and thats means now south florida gets free hockey broadcasted locally WE ARE A HOCKEYTOWN
#NO MORE STUPID SPORTS BUNDLES TO BUY BALLYSPORTS RAAAAAA#btw the crew covering the cats on ballysports will stay with the cats so need to worry about new casters/reporters#just free hockey <3#lmao to adding fort meyers to the list is such a fuck you to the bolts#is that not bolts country lmao its closer to tampa than it is to us#YOU HAVE TO CROSS THE GLADES FOR THAT#anyways i love free sports i hate streaming services (though good archives is a plus for them)
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I just wanna watch doctor who please i just wanna watch doctor who that's all I want please im begging you
#its not on any streaming services that i can find and ive been LOOKING#i thknk theu took it off max and we dont even have that anyway#the place i was pirating it on was ASS like i fr could not figure out what was happening#and i dont even know if that site still up??#it was legit called like watchdoctorwho.com or smth#i just wanna watch doctor who#fucking christ#AND.the place i was watching it. only had eccleston to matt smith (maybe to capaldi? but i dont think so)#so if i it DID still work#i cant watch og doctor OR the newer seasons#why does god hate me#post posting#please someone if you know where to watch doctor who anywhere please let me know#i will love you forever and ever#doctor who#what else do i tag this#dw#??#im in the us btw i thought i mentioned that
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AYO FUCK NETFLIX HARD WITH A SPIKY CACTUS
#fucking god damn netflix kicked me tf out again#'youre not part of the household' FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUUUUU#the stupidest fucking part —#netflix will play on my phone bc my phone has connected to my parents wifi (where the netflix account is registered)#but it wont fucking let me stream it to the tv#i might try to stream my phone screen directly to the tv lmfao#or im just gonna fuckin pirate bc FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!!!!#i refuse R E F U S E to pay for my own netflix account thats fucking BULLSHIT#AND U KNOW WHATS EVEN DUMBER#i got exicted bc outlander is on hulu top#too*#ONLY TO FIND OUT ITS ONLY ON HULU WITH STARZ ADD ON#and i was like ugh annoying but i really wanna watch so fuck it ill pay for starz add on if its not ridiculous#BUT APPARENTLY#if you have hulu through spotify (me) you can't fucking do add ons#😭😭😭#and im not disconnecting hulu from spotify bc i BASICALLY get hulu for free as residue from the spotify student i had years ago lol#ANYWAYS MORAL OF THE STORY#FUCK STREAMING SERVICES ALL MY HOMIES HATE STREAMING SERVICES
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sonic prime so cool ............
#cherryz txt#me shaking netflix WHERES the rest of it!!!!!!!!! (in due time. hopefully.)#i hate u streaming services and ur power to kill the things i love....................#sonic#sonic prime spoilers#<- in the following tags. be wary .#sonic and shadows interactions have been so delightful . i wish sega let shadow have friends and like Feelings#sonics writing overall has been very good . very people-focused trying to save everyone he can but just#very ahead of himself and how that lack of forethought causes so many of the conflicts for him#very inline for yknow . fastest hedgehog around.#REALLY enjoy seeing him look like a sad wet puppy when shit goes to fuck . boy just wants to go home!!!!!!!!!#i do wonder if something insane will happen if all the shatterversions of characters congregate#like . we didnt See thorn interact directly with rusty or black rose. just that the latter 2 saw her and were like Woah...................#also . i love u nine . baby son . he wanted to show sonic his lil grim home so bad and then sonic wasnt into his idea and im SADDD#HE HAD LIL PALM TREES!!!!!!!!! WAHH.............#the way nine talks about what might happen to him after the prism is in 1 piece in ghost hill makes me wonder also#the shatterspaces are implied to essentially be the product of original green hill being torn to bits .#so one would assume thats true for the characters in them yea? so does nine think he might get 'absorbed' into og tails?#theres always been a vibe to me that all the shatterversions of the cast are essentially like . distinct aspects of their whole characters#in some way anyhow . like a pirate for knuckles makes sense as a kind of manifestation of his focus on like#defending the master emerald . in a world Without the master emerald hes essentially crazy for any replacement he can get?#so its interesting to think that nine could in a similar vein be like tails' resentment of being Just a wingman#and the frustration of being picked on as a babby . and how that might tie into a feeling of like#'i would be nothing without sonic' bcus sonic was the one to stand up for him back then right?#INTERESTING. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! idk if any of tihs holds any water im just brain vomitting at this point but WAHHH#obviously all the shatterversions are and wish to be seen as their own individual people but like. NARRATIVELY speaking#u know?????? u understand. ive decided this for u the person reading this You Understand.
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#the closer i get to moving the more i dont wanna do annnnnnything#i just wanna pack everything and then leave. ive packed half my stuff. tsken down all my posters#but i still have like 10 days left ugh. time needs to move faster 😩#i dont wanna work tho bleh. and i fucking agreed to do some extra stuff#so now i have to fucking get all my data together. analyze a million pictures with this weird software and upload a million pics from like#at least 2 or 3 past projects. and i have to name those. except i dont want to name them all fuck that#i am not going to have time. it will take literally days. get a fucking undergrad to do it i have better things to do with my time#ugh. im just mad bc its hot and my joints r swollen and my abductor is irritated so i have to take it easy#fuck that. i hate it. bleh i wanna draw. but there r other things i should do#im such a slacker now. and by slacker i mean im working normal hours and goofing off the rest of the time#and by goofing off i mean drawing and packing and reading#god. when the semester starts its gonna b insane bc theres no way ill b done with work stuff so ill have to start my phd while double timin#on paper writing. its gonna fucking suck. which is y i shoulf b working rn so i dont have to do that so much#but again. i dont wanna work. i just wanna lay here and track my heart palpitations. its fine. im just in transition which is really#fucking annoying >:-(#unrelated#also i wanna rewatch p4cific rim but its not on any of my streaming services anymore >:-(((
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WHY CANT I WATCH MY SHOWWSSSSS
I hate streaming services
#I FUCKING HATE STREAMING SERVICES I HAVE TO WAIT A FULL DAY TO BE LATE#IASIP APPARENTLY IS ON AT 3AM FOR HULU#AND ND??? DONT EVEN FCKING KNOW WHEN IT WILL BE ON#JUST LET ME WATCH THEM#I JUST KNOW THAT LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE WORLD THAT WATCHES THESE SHOWS HAS FOUJF A WAY TO WATCH THEM EXCEPT ME#AND I CANT GO ON SOCIAL MEDIA BC IK TRYING SO VERY HARD NOT TO SPOIL ANYTHING BUT IBSBHDJDJEIDID#I’m mad btw
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if trump actually does put tariffs on fuckin everything that could be very good for america in the long run tbf
#stream#like ok yea incentivize bringing manufacturing back to the us which forces businesses to raise wages for employees in the us or hire#illegally to pay less in taxes but if they’re an importer they don’t give a fuckkkkkkk 😭😭😭😭#it’s just going to be an. even bigger amazon monopoly until the us actually decides to break it which they fucking won’t because they’re#fucking stupid & would’ve & COULDVE DONE YEARS AGO#LIKE THE UK WHICH THEY FUCKING WONT EITHER#literally how is amazon more reliable than ur own mail service. than ur OTHER SHIPPING PROVIDERS#like amazon WILL get to me but if i order ANYTHINGGGGG ROYAL MAIL DPD FEDEX UPS NO#NEVER#NOT ONE PARCEL WILL COME#AT ALL !!!!!!!!! I HATE THIS COUNTRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#britain SINK !!!!!!!!!!!#like why didn’t the steel tariffs work in whenever he put them in: we didn’t & don’t have the steel production anymore since we outsourced#it all. but for everything else ????? THTS INFANT INDUSTRY BAYBEEEEEEE#let’s make our own computer chips how about#why is apple still manufacturing in china#(we know why) watch samsung start manufacturing in the us ALSKALSKLAKSLKSLAKSLAKAL#HUAWEI STARTS MANUFACTURING IN THE US 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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yo why did netflix have to take parks and rec & the office away from us???
i am still hurt every day that goes by
#been inching closer and closer to just subscribing to whatever streaming service they’re on to watch them again LOL#but i hate how many there fucking are#like we don’t need 50 streaming services smh
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i'm so sick of amazon prime's fuckin' ads let me watch my show in peace because it existed before you did amazon prime!!
#amazon prime sucks#i'm just trying to watch eureka#i remember when streaming services didn't have ads even though you were already paying for their service in the first place#because it was ad free#like what the fuck#i hate billionaires and fuck these corporations for being allowed to get away with this bullshit#i'm in such a mood right now
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AO3 is an incredibly simple website to use…..
Because it’s a major cultural shift
Dude, aside from people just going “ugh, kids”, the whole point is that the assumption that sites have algorithms is a sign of how the entire internet has been ruined. It’s a major cultural shift and a terrible one.
AO3 is the opposite of obscure in fanfic fandom, and its entire existence is political and an act of resistance.
No shit people react to cluelessness about how it sorts content: how it sorts content is a conscious ethical statement.
And to answer this other person’s comment:
Wattpad, dude. No separate index by fandom, no see everything by date, just a massive fic section and tags that show the 1k most recent or 1k most popular.
Nearly every major fic site has worked something like AO3 until we get to the modern app hell that is Wattpad.
#also am I reading this correctly? young people LIKE algorithms? are y’all okay?#not a single time in my life has an algorithm accurately guessed at my taste.#netflix (and all other streaming services) continue to suggest things I’ll love that I fking hate#fuck algorithms#and especially fuck anyone who wants to see ‘important’ things first#important to who????#I used to be able to just see my friends posts because I followed them and wanted to see their posts#not have to wade through hundreds of posts by randos
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