#i hope you're ok with that

[zaahvi]

dark grows the sun, and in summer soon come mighty storms...

[incalescentia]

@tiny-as-a-firely // prev. post

Home was no longer a frightening concept. He gladly stumbled in that direction, filling the walk with conversation about his last class discussion, how he thought the soccer team may actually make it to state championships this year, and why he decided he didn’t like wearing purple. All aimless topics —  all part of a forgotten routine between the couple, laughing and smiling and holding hands. Their seventh-floor apartment didn’t have an elevator. These stairs were a witness to their love story. Every song hummed and poem recited, every stolen kiss and long embrace, every step Conrad tripped on and Dorothea saved him from. Their names were carved into every inch of these dingy white walls. Connie and Dora. Connie and Dora. Connie and Dora. There wasn’t anywhere to escape it. He flicked on the lights in the entryway, hanging the keys on their hook, and letting Dora press past him. Everything from the couch to the picture frames was handpicked during Sunday morning thrift shopping. Perfectly curated to complement their different personalities. A deep sigh exhaled from Conrad’s lips every time he opened the door like it was bringing him in for the tightest of hugs. This was what Conrad cherished about their life the most, all of the places that were meant for their eyes only. It was a habit for Conrad to make his way to the record player. Tips of his fingers grazing each vinyl as if he was seeing them all for the first time, settling on one with a soft tempo. The strumming of the guitar filled the air as he shrugged off his jacket and draped it over a chair, Dorothea’s singing coming from the kitchen. Nothing felt out of place. Except for the bright yellow envelope on their coffee table. ‘Dorothea Hawkins’ scribbled sloppily on the front. Her assistant must have let herself in, like she had a hundred times before, to drop it off. Still, something felt off about it, that same knot returning to its usual spot in his stomach. It wasn’t like Conrad to snoop but he sat down on the couch anyway, pushed up the metal prongs on the back, and slid out the papers inside. 

Supreme Court of the State of New York: Action for Divorce. No thought in his mind was comprehensible. He knew the foundation of their marriage had cracks but he didn’t think the whole house was crumbling to the ground. Not enough to lead to this. A fucking divorce. After ten years of being together. After everything they had experienced together. She could have at least taken the knife to his jugular instead of sticking it in his back. At least then he would have seen it coming. Had a warning. Something, anything, so he wouldn’t be hyperventilating in what used to be a safe space. His hand was shaking, holding the documents with a death grip, as Dora emerged from the kitchen doorway. There was a smile and then there wasn’t, the paleness of her face saying everything he needed to know. They’re staring at one another. Complete silence. Tears welled up in his eyes but they didn't fall, cheeks growing hot and red. When Conrad spoke, he surprised even himself. Words calm, steady, collected. The opposite of his body language. “Is this what you want?”

[somecunttookmyurl]

the "all customer service people are trained by management to be illiterate apes you can never get any resolutions by design dont be mean about it" crowd would faint to know there is a guy at my bank RIGHT NOW attempting to resolve an issue that would normally take a week

see. i tried to order food (having nothing of note in the house, and too much pain currently to get down 3 flights of stairs about it) and the payment failed on just eat's end.

but it went through fine on my bank's end, so the funds are tied up in "pending"... for a week. my available balance is now 95p so i can't just do it again

the bank cannot typically do anything about this until the normal time frame for collection passes and they funds just release automatically. just eat have zero contactable customer service

but it is for FOOD and there's no more MONEY and i am a DISABLED CUSTOMER so BY FUCKING GOD not on zeeshan's watch

[beardog]

based on this post by @sulemio-week-official

pre-relationship, maybe college au lol

[myrkulitescourge]

oh to live in a world where astarion had made it all the way through development as a tiefling

(gorg tieflingstarion head by @astarionposting!)

[buglaur]

sims character page code

hii, ages ago i made a simple but customisable character page to try and get the hang of html and css, so i thought i'd release it. all of the instructions are within the code! the code will look like the first pic when you put it in your page but you can play around with it to get different looks. i tried to make it as beginner friendly as possible so even if you have no code knowledge you should be able to follow it :) but if not, don't hesitate to send me an ask!

preview | download code

[luna-lovegreat]

'I've never been in a dungeon before' and 'Who's Ganon?' have literally made some of the BEST reaction panels in Lu I just-

They are very similar conversations- where a Link is pointing out/asking about something that the others have experienced and they haven't. Which is really cool to compare and contrast but they all just freak out about it

Genuinely some of the best conversations in Lu

The lesson here is that apparently the Links will always be freaked out when one of them has missed out on one of the Zelda Fundamentals™

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Art by Jojo @linkeduniverse au :)

[lazylittledragon]

what do you mean youre technically a detransitioner cause of terf bullshit?

it's a v long story but i detransitioned for a couple of years when i was 16/17, for multiple reasons but mostly because i fell into the blaire white/kalvin garrah chamber of "you have to be This way to be trans otherwise you're not real".

i was already Deeply insecure about myself and my 'passing' and i was led to believe that i couldn't want to wear makeup or skirts, and i couldn't choose not to have bottom surgery, and i couldn't do anything but bind for 12+ hours a day to the point that my ribcage is still misshapen. basically i thought that if i wasn't suffering enough doing 'feminine' things, i couldn't really be trans, so i should just go back to being a girl and suck it up.

the terf bullshit is because i'd seen a lot of terfs/detransitioners talking about the 'dangers' of testosterone and how it would turn me into a horrible ugly evil monster and how there was nothing worse than wanting to be a man. which combined with 'you need to fully medically transition to be valid at all' creates some very dangerous and upsetting feelings to cope with.

it also came from trying really hard to put myself in a little box before i realised that my sexuality/gender are very fluid and it's FINE for me not to have a label and just do whatever i want. when i was 19 or so i went back to using they/them (and eventually he/him) and changed my name again because even though i like doing 'feminine' things, i don't want to be seen as a woman.

tldr: i was conditioned by transphobic/terf rhetorics to think that i was being trans the 'wrong' way so i couldn't be trans at all, so i believed i must actually be a girl if i still wanted to do 'feminine' things. nowadays i am a transmasc who does feminine things because i don't give two shits about what any transmed prick thinks of me anymore.

[samuelroukin]

SAMUEL ROUKIN as Carcillo in ALL SOULS (2023) Dir. Emmanuelle Pickett

[teddybeartoji]

HEHEEHEHSHSH licking and kissing his dick through his sweats :333 just straight up making out with it :333

I– 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴AND YOU KNOWWW HE'D BE SO FUCKING INTO THAT. he's leaning against the kitchen counter or smth as you drop down to your knees, eyes blown wide as you kiss the tip through the material🥴🥴🥴 he's staring at you so fucking intently that you think he might actually burn you alive. so you don't stop – you palm his balls and lick a stripe up his shaft and he's already bucking his hips into your face. and he loves it if you're being extra dirty – just rubbing your face against his bulge gets him so fuxkibg hard fuuuuckkkkk he's gonna fuck your throat so good he won't be able to hold backk<333333

[gogoconveniencestore]

headcanons of lando with a partner who struggles with emotions ? like his partner is pretty numb and it takes a lot for them to express happiness or sadness etcetc.

again, no pressure, heavy topic !

-bear anon

LANDO NORRIS AND "NUMB" READER HEADCANNONS

He knew you struggled to show emotions for a long time but he never really understood it

When he asked you he got really nervous because you stared at him with a completely straight face and said yes without much emotion

He knows how you are so now that you two are actually dating he's not as afraid of what's going on inside your head

You can still catch him off guard sometimes

Like when he won his first race you hugged him when he got home and he was gob smacked

And the first time you were outside the club he and his friends frequented without him having to drunkenly call you or get his friend to do it he was so inlove

He found you crying one night when he came home early from a race to surprise you

He was absolutely heartbroken and held you in his arms tighter than usual and whispered sweet nothings into your ear

In the end he knows you're not always gonna be the most expressive but he still really loves you.

[letsmcfreackingloseit]

So yes I have OF COURSE read @naffeclipse new fic Apex Polarity and yes, I AM OBSESSED!

So I decided to make a little comic of how I think their "first encounter" might have looked like from Eclipse's perspective.

I can't help but think about how alien and scary we most look to him (especially if there is a history of fasco hunting polar sirens in the past). With all that gear we look like emotionless beings, just observing and uncaring of this ice world. But then when y/n shows up and probably exudes this joy and wonder for his world + shows respect for the creatures and the environment??? Mmh yeah, I can see Eclipse falling for y/n, especially considering how alone he might be...

So yes, that's what I have for today! If you want to read the fic I'll link it right here. I can't recommend it enough, but as always, read the tags so you know what you're getting into! And lastly I also want to @themeeplord beacuse Eclipse's design is basically their design in my style (god I love their design so much, their character/creature designs are the BEST) so all the credit goes to them! Polar!Y/N is my design thou! ;P

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go read the two latest chapters-

YIPPEE!!!

[kathairoette]

Eyes of the Devil

[royalarchivist]

Thank you Egg admins!

I wish Richarlyson's admin and all the other QSMP admins well in their future endeavors! Here's my silly little tribute to the Favela Five family, who I absolutely fell in love with thanks to this server. 💕 (Sorry I couldn't fit everyone! OTL)

Richarlyson is the second Egg who's make me bawl my eyes out until I have a headache, but I forgive him. He's given me more than enough laughs over the last few months to make up for it. :')

[noxious-fennec]

A redraw of an old thing because exam season is the only time i get creative energy ig

[thedreadvampy]

Hey idk if you've seen this (if you're on Twitter etc) but my friend Frank who is wonderful and who you might know from such hits as The Mechanisms and The Magnus Archives and Being A Generally Cool Guy is having big problems with some dickheads in the council who have sprung a surprise eviction notice on them and their family. They're pretty substantially disabled and have been in a precarious situation for a long time now so there isn't any give in their finances to pay off the council and avoid eviction.

They've set up a gofundme to pay off the Surprise Council Debt and keep afloat (in addition to the money they apparently now owe their rent has been massively increased). If you've got a few quid spare and have enjoyed their work in the past (or just think people shouldn't be booted out of their home for being disabled in a cost of living crisis) it sounds like it would go a long way.