#i hc that Celestia says fuck

[coolcoolcoolbutwtf]

I really like drawing mlp things in my sketchbook ei shit ton of Celestia drawings. I feel like I'm satisfying my childhood self by doing this. God dam do I feel old saying that!

Well have some of the many many sketches I have;)

[liliewrites]

So.. I ask it a lot to different writers but what if Reader was taller than Arlecchino? 👀

HALLOOOOO ANONNNN:)) AHAHAHAHA funny of you to send this ask because arlecchino is quite literally the shortest tall female character in genshin (especially without her heels) and i was just thinking about short!arle the other day. there are no canon heights in genshin, but i once read someone estimate arlecchino's in game model's height, n they ended up with her being 5'7 without heels and 6'0 with heels so she's still tall. though for the sake of the fic, let's just pretend reader is either 6'2 above or arlecchino is shorter than 5'7 HAHAHAHJWAHDSJA. anyway, please enjoy these silly little hcs i wrote!!:) thank u for requesting, anon!

-warning/s ; a bit suggestive at the end (no nsfw since not specified by anon, pls someone request for nsfw..), cursing.

-pairing/s ; arlecchino x fem!taller!reader.

(men please dni utc!)

arlecchino who's shorter than you? adorable. the height difference between you is obvious, but you don't provoke her too much about the topic.. but when you do?

smaller!arlecchino who silently thinks that your height definitely adds to your motherly appeal. she can't help but fantasize about being coddled by you as she sat on your lap, letting your bigger figure engulf her and spoil her with your warmth.

smaller!arlecchino who enjoys the spooning position a little too much, as it's a win-win situation no matter who's the little spoon or the big spoon. when she's the one holding you, she can't help but feel a kick of pride as she feels all protective (and possessive) towards you as she holds you in her arms. when you're the one holding her, however, she always feels safe and warm with your soft and plush body around her. the feeling of your chest pressed against her back is an added bonus, by the way.

smaller!arlecchino who doesn't let her height stop her from that hot wife who does all the heavy work for you. i mean, she is just short, but she's definitely got that muscle! you can't help but smile endearingly at her as she carries the cabinet for you, with her head peeking from the side since the cabinet was still somehow taller than her?

smaller!arlecchino who sees you struggling to reach something from the top shelf in the kitchen and the library? say no more queen! just.. just give her a moment, she'll get the ladder and she'll grab it for you. she's so cute. wandwajdkfs

smaller!arlecchino who doesn't admit it, but when you reach for something that she can't reach and grab it for her- she feels like a mushy piece of lovesick shit especially when she looks up at you and you look down at her with that smile of yours. plus your boobs were pushed against her face

smaller!arlecchino who proudly walks side by side with you. how could she not flaunt a wife as beautiful as you? many of whom you you pass by may comment about your height difference, but she only respects praise and positive comments towards you. if she hears something else, it's a safe bet that they'll be seeing celestia sooner than they expected.

smaller!arlecchino who may be smaller than you, but is still the overprotective one between the two of you. one time, one of the fatui guards had been gossiping about you. in the fatui guards' eyes, she looked like an angry wolf snarling at them. but to you? she looked like an angry chihuahua (affectionately, ofc)

smaller!arlecchino associates dominance and power with her name but let's be honest here. if you had a hot, taller and absolutely fucking gorgeous of a woman as your wife, wouldn't you just.. have the urge to be submissive and call them mommy? unfortunately, arlecchino is but a mortal being who has moments of giving in to her own desires sometimes and those desires include being pampered by her own hot, tall and fucking gorgeous wife.

suggestive ;

smaller!arlecchino as a dom? i can just imagine her getting a power trip seeing you bent over for her. her hands settled on your thighs, nails digging in the plush skin of your thighs. she tried to be careful with your delicate skin, but can you blame her? you looked like a fucking meal presented prettily in front of her. her hand runs along your back, causing you to tremble and arch as you gasp out her name. she just can't keep her hands off of you. there was so much to hold, so much to touch, so much of you that she'll explore that body of yours 'till you scream "it's too much!":DD

smaller arlecchino as a sub? muzzled. expect her to be muzzled, leashed and collared. arlecchino doesn't really like being pushed around, but that doesn't mean she doesn't secretly enjoys being dom'ed by you sometimes. it just needs a little.. discipline! you have arlecchino in front you, kneeling with her hands tied behind her back as she looks up at you with a muzzle on her face. archons, you looked so hot sitting on your chair- your figure towering over her and the wet patch on her pants had become obvious as fuck.

[ywraa]

remember when i say that i might design the bug bro after celestia and luna? here it is!

im not rlly happy with how pharynx's color look but im glad it done

below will be me talking abt some design detail and some hc!

early sketch

i want to keep the ponytail in the new drawing but couldnt figure how to draw without making it awkward since front facing stuff so i just decide that thorax let his hair down when not outside the changeling kingdom.

i originally want thorax's hair to be white since he just look bad with that green color imo but then i realize i could just change the saturation and brightness as long as ppl can still tell that yes this green guy is thorax.

i want to add some elements that reference the old changeling design like the ripped black clothing that you see in the dress to show the main color in the og design. For the hole in the limb, i try to translate it here as the burn scar that look like hole and to ref the comic scene where celestia defeat chrysalis.

i was thinking abt how thorax could pull off anything since his time at the crystal empire influence how he dress in the future cause everyone there just dress all fancy.

for pharynx, he give no fuck since he wear his uniform 90% most of the time and when he done with his duty, he would just pick the first outfit in his closet and call it a day.

[sniigura-archive]

Jumping for joy at your approval rn ANYWAYSSS HERE IT IS (WARNING, IT'S LONG AS FUCK)

- doesn't get enough sleep for the life of him

- wingspan is approx. 19 ft

- his wings are pretty big and heavy compared to other angels, which is why he doesn't hold them up behind himself and instead just tucks them to his sides (he is literally a bird.)

- calls himself the king of rock

- thinks it's hilarious to use "go to hell" as an insult

- always sneezes twice when there's bright light, can't control it

- impulsive and often makes stupid ass decisions that he later regrets

- despite this, he's smarter than people take him for

- insists on having spikes on every single one of his outfits, even when Sera thinks it's unprofessional

- if he had Twitter he'd get canceled so fast for saying dumb shit 💀💀

- insecure about his jawline, thinks his face doesn't look slim enough

- HEAVILY female leaning bisexual

- the horns on his mask are unscrewable

- always making jokes about his dick

- has offensive humor + annoyance humor (thinks it's funny to annoy people)

- he might act all cocky and above everyone but he's actually really, really lonely

- actually kinda good at drawing, he doodles on his paperwork frequently

- I'm not sure if drinking is really a thing in heaven or not but if it is he definitely drinks canned beer

- has a crippling case

of the "fuck authority"

mindset that gets him

into trouble with the higher-ups all the time

- his least favorite feeling ever is being embarrassed. Hates it.

- prefers rock and metal over heavy metal

- not really an Adam headcanon but angel blood tastes sweet like sugar

- loves alt girls (of any subculture)

- hates meatloaf

- skilled in a lot of different hobbies, I mean.. he's literally been chilling since beginning of mankind, he's had all the time in the world to do stuff

- when punk culture became a thing he fell in love with it

-biggest yapper ever. Once you get him talking he won't shut up

- has a genuine emotional attachment to his guitar and named it Susan

- he kisses Susan good night

- loves karaoke

- hates it when people say "b-b-but I can't dance 🥺🥺🥺". Thinks it's a total mood killer

- cringey pickup lines

- has a guitar collection and a bunch of abnormally shaped guitars

- big meat eater (steak, bacon etc)

- sometimes uses his wings/feathers to flip people off

- favorite soda is root beer

- good with kids

- good with animals too

- heavy sleeper

- has angel kisses all over his body (little brown dots)

- his favorite pony is princess celestia OR rainbow dash

- takes short showers

- wears guyliner

- favorite candy is red licorice

- if he was a man in modern day society he would be Russian or American

- tits over ass

- burps and blows it at people

- loves to smell good, probably has a collection of fragrances

- witty but also stupid

- really really enjoys spending time in nature but you'll never hear him admit it

--->> NSFW HCS

- loves to hold his partner's face and make them look him dead in the eye when he finishes

- definitely has a breeding kink

- not a whimper-y guy, more of a gasp, groan, and swearer

- very grabby, he'll hold onto any part of his partner he can

- He never fucked Lilith, Eve was his first

- has a kink for shit talking Lucifer during sex

- ABSOLUTELY 100% HAS A GOD/WORSHIPPING KINK. HE LOVES TO BE TREATED AS IF HE WERE A DEITY

- absolute pussy drunk bastard when he's being ridden. He genuinely can't think straight when he's getting sloppy toppy and he'll be all drooling and shit

everything’s canon if you put your mind to it

[tenthhell]

As a somewhat different but equally important lesson on devils, we're going to talk about their society.

In terms of alignment, lawful evil is absolutely the standard. Chaotic behaviour in the Hells is never tolerated and is seen as abhorrent beyond all reason -- which does mean you are actively painting a target on your back. ( Though Tiamat seems to be an exception to this??? I may make hcs on why eventually beyond the fact that she actually guards the portal from Avernus into Dis. ) Beyond the fact that it flies in the face of what they as a society value, it's generally never wise to remind a devil of a demon. Neutral is tolerated inasmuch as you play by the v specific rules painted out for everyone, bc frankly Asmodeus himself must abide by these rules too and therefore so shall everyone tf else. Evil is the gold standard by which you will survive, bc devils don't get PTSD from fucked up shit but any other alignment absolutely will. Again, neutral can be tolerated, but good will be quickly snuffed out. No, you cannot play pretend; they can smell it on you like goddamn bloodhounds.

The layers of the Hells are as follows: Avernus, ruled by Zariel ; Dis, ruled by Dispater ; Minauros, ruled by Mammon ; Phlegethos, ruled jointly by father / daughter duo Belial and Fierna ; Stygia, ruled by Levistus ; Malbolge, ruled by Glasya ; Maladomini, ruled by Beelzebub ; Cania, ruled by Mephistopheles ; Nessus, ruled by Asmodeus, who is also the king of the Hells.

Tiamat used to rule Avernus, but she apparently either didn't give a shit about or fucking sucked at the Blood War, and was therefore forcibly removed and put in her current position of guarding between layers. Which is still important, particularly in the case of Avernus and Dis.

There are four tiers of devil. Lemures are their own, lowest of the low rank. Lesser includes, imp, spined devil, bearded devil, barbed devil, chain devil, and bone devil. Greater includes horned devil, erinyes, ice devil, and pit fiend. Archdevil covers any unique devil, and are usually a duke or duchess, or the archdukes/duchesses. There are absolutely other types of devil beyond these, but I'm not clear where they all sit in this format, and there's also a lot of them anyway.

The Pact Primeval is an agreement signed by lawful deities that dictates the system of punishing damned souls. There are three copies, one in the Hells, one in Mount Celestia, and one in Mechanus, and are all heavily guarded, and exude power from their parchment. This is something Asmodeus has long since figured out how to exploit for each and every loophole, and has been put on trial for this at least once and was acquitted of wrongdoing. Which is to say, if you die and end up in the Hells, no good or neutral deity can or will do anything for you.

There are four dialects of the Infernal language. The first is Least Infernal, which is very basic and used for commands or insults. It's very harsh sounding. The second is Lesser Infernal, and is what almost all humanoids learn; if you know this dialect, you can understand the higher forms, but you're not fluent in them. This version is less gravelly than Least, but certainly not musical, and is equal to any mortal tongue in complexity. The third is Greater Infernal, and it is the tongue of the greater devils. It is, to quote, "full of obscure patterns that seemed to meander misleadingly before snapping to an unexpected point. Speaking it properly required careful planning and the ability to respond intelligently to phrases based only on the most subtle of cues. It was said that two greater Baatezu ( another word for devils ) could hold entire conversations in this form of Infernal using only the beginnings of their sentences." The fourth is called High Infernal, also called Mabrahoring, and is an archaic form of the language spoken by archdevils, and thus considered the court language of the Hells. To quote, "This form of the language was so utterly corrupt and evil that its malevolence could drag listeners into hateful despair just through hearing its patterns." Only unique devils can learn this dialect, but comprehend languages can decode it.

As you may notice, each dialect of Infernal is tied to a caste; one may not speak a dialect above their station, and doing so will be punished for insubordination. Mortals are always kept in the Lesser Infernal caste. ( No, you will not impress any devil by having learned how to speak Greater or Mabrahoring Infernal. You're going to offend and anger them, and possibly have your bloodline cursed at best. )

Every devil but the highest ranks dreams of being promoted, as it means more personal power, and less being stomped on ( sometimes literally ) by the devils above you. Only the ranks of archdevils and pit fiends can promote devils below themselves, and may typically do so as a reward for particularly pleasing service. Once promoted, devils go through a painful ceremony that lasts up to a day, and retain memories of their devil history. Each time a devil is promoted, it must purge itself of chaotic behaviour and thoughts, making the highest ranking devils, ice devils, and pit fiends pretty rigid in their lawfulness. ( Devils who are born to high ranks are still expected to purge themselves as a coming of age ceremony. ) The faster you are promoted, the more painful it is.

There is actually a ministry of promotion, whose sole job is to record and scrutinize promotions, as there are actually strict requirements to be met. Superiors who don't follow those guidelines are punished by being put on the frontlines of the Blood War. The guidelines are along the lines of: none may rise til another falls. Incompetents don't rise in power. Speedy promotions are discouraged. Good isn't rewarded, evil is. Exemplary service means no mistakes.

One should actually note that backstabbers are more often promoted, and there is a LOT of intrigue surrounding promotion. Sometimes, specific devils' reports are doctored to keep them from being promoted.

If you suck particularly hard, you're going to be demoted. Typically, sucking refers to failure or disobedience.

It's pretty standard for devils to be ambitious, despise defeat and humiliation, extremely, EXTREMELY John Wick levels of vindictive.

The court of the Hells does see plenty of mortals, as it is where pact-related matters are tried ( have plenty of concrete evidence BEFORE you go to court, as court is unforgiving and deadly ), but is also where punishments for lawbreaking is decided.

Every devil but the absolute lowest ranks have true names. To know the true name of a devil is to have power over it; one can summon it and bind it into your service with their true name, though this usually requires a ritual, and possibly a sacrifice and or a devil talisman, which are amulets with a devil's true name written on it and bathed in the blood of someone the creator loved at the time of crafting. The effects vary by rank: regular devils serve for nine days, greater devils for nine hours, and archdevils for one specific service. Naturally, devils are very protective of their true names, and almost never share them willingly.

Asmodeus knows the true name of each and every devil who has and will ever exist.

Money actually legitimately Does Not Matter to devils; it serves no purpose beyond Mammon's own greed. Devils deal only in souls ( often in the form of soul coins ), gems, soul larvae, magic, knowledge, and favors.

[meatlessmcmuffin]

my ponysona who is a cow + design hc for the 3 pony types and a rlly lazy generic ponysona that is actually a pony

design notes vvv

unicorn: so basically heavy influence from the last unicorn i love how magical she looks... the lion tail prominent curly feathers and cloven hooves esp but also just the general shape and style... i think unicorns have beards bc they are basically horse wizards and i think the more powerful the magic the longer the beard. very wispy unicorns have the thinnest manes and coat out of the 3. generally taller than the pegasus and earth ponies

pegasus: i drew fluttershy bc i love to draw her but i think shes like wayyy taller than most pegasus. this is the most g4 of the bunch i wanted to give them that tiny little snout but more sloped like a real pony... pegasus have the shortest coats and sloped backs so their back legs are shorter than their front legs. no clue if this is bad for flying or not but idc.

earth ponies: true ponies. closest to real pony anatomy a la g1. short and stocky. usually heavier than the other 2 esp working ponies like aj. thick manes def the thickest manes and coat by far. umm not much to say really they are just ponies.

also i didnt draw them but celestia and luna are just horses. celestia akhal teke and lunas friesian ALTERNATIVELY celestia irish cob bc i am biased towards feathered horses with beards and the akhal teke is bald as fuck.

[threepointseven]

Scaramouche, Venti, and Diluc with an s/o who's revealed to be a god? 👀 The reveal could be a "Oh yeah btw, I'm a god" on the s/o's part, or it could be someone else telling them about their s/o being a god. But either way, how would they react?

A god s/o!

Type- HC’s 🌷

Flowers included!🌼= venti x gn! Reader, diluc x gn! Reader , scaramouche x gn! Reader

Note🍀=i am so sorry this took a bit longer than it shouldve! Im on vacation but i have 10 requests and i got a bit scared </3

Genshin masterlist

💐Your bouquet has been delivered <3💐

Scaramouche

- he thinks your joking

“Haha very funny dont say that ever again thats disrespectful.”

- kind of pissed 🙄🙄 (but dont worry thats just cause hes super brainwashed into worshipping the tsaritsa)

- You pout and tell him you really are and he keeps dismissing it as a joke

- It riled you up and you spent the day trying to prove to him that your a god

- But how?? I mean im pretty sure all records of your existence were wiped out as you wanted to keep your role a secret

- So the next day after staying up for way too long you force him to go to a shrine, a shrine of you!

- A very forgotten shrine run by a little family that still remember the day you helped them.

- “Why did you take me here..”

- “Ah, hello young man! We’re a shrine that worships the god Y/N L/N

- Chokes on the water he was drinking

- The little family freaks the fuck out when they find out you’re the Y/N L/N theyve been worshipping for generations

- When you get back you have to explain everything to scaramouche..

- FINDS IT COOL NGL BUT HE’d NEVER TELL A SOUL😡😡 (he’s too much of a narcissist-)

- He loves it so much when you tell stories about when you were still a well known god

- He’ll have a soft smile when you babble about your adventured every night before falling asleep in his arms, its so sweet.

- ITS TOP SECRET!!! But when he’s free and your busy he goes to the shrine that worships you and kinda just rants 💔

- He knows he’s not the ideal boyfriend so a part of him hopes that maybe if he pays his respects to your god consciousness maybe you’ll forgive him </3

- But also he will force u into a duel and force u into using ur god powers👹

- You actually end up losing cause you dont want to punt that idiotic twink into space with your power💀💀💀

- Overall he thinks its so cool but he wont tell you that, and he spends an alarming amount of money buying ancient ass books that are about you when you were a god to the public

(Once during an arguement he said the tsaritsa shouldve killed you in the archon war but thats a diff convo for a diff prompt-)

Venti

- how he found out was actually so surprising, zhongli was visiting mondstat and his reason? You!

- Venti HATED the fact he was gonna visit you so he practically gatekeeped you, he slapped away zhongli’s hand when he tried to play with ur hair🙄

“Why are you even visiting them anyways you two are practically strangers to eachother! >:((“

“I assume they havent told you, Y/N is a god that assisted me during the archon war.”

“Huh”

- he needs a minute to process that 😦

- Takes a shot before coming back to you ready to bombard you with questions

“WHY DID YOU ASSIST THIS OLD DUDE INSTEAD OF ME WINDBLUME?! I FEEL BETRAYED!!”

- so dramatic about it💔

- He forces you to tell him about your journeys as a god in the past and once he tried to sneak into the church to modify a holy book about the anemo

- Archon and put in “Barbatos was inlove with the god Y/N L/n” 💀💀 cheeky mf

- He’s also unbelievably happy about it. He’s immortal and he’s so goddamn inlove with you so there were multiple nights where

- He held onto your figure for dear life since he knew one day, you were gonna pass.

- But now he knows as long as he keeps you safe, you wont be visiting celestia any time soon again!

Diluc

- the day he found out was actually terrifying and highly traumatizing for him-

- You two ran into a ruin guard during a little night stroll and you were exhausted so you easily got kicked around by the ruin, you ended up getting punched right in the face by those irritating metal gears around the ruin guard

- The sound of your grunt of pain made your boyfriend furious and he quickly dealt with the ruin guard.

- Hes so scared you died- literally leaps to you to help you and to his surprise you were busy on the ground groaning about how it hurt a bit while your body healed itself

- He never knew you knew healing magic so he was so confused-

“Y-your okay?”

“Diluc im a god of course i dont die to something like that!”

- does not take you seriously until you show him books about you

- He feels so ashamed for not believing you </3

- He actually really wants to learn more about you during the archon war and knows a lot of things about your ‘god’ role now!

- Probably more than you.

- He searches all through tevyat to find remaining items that were used to pay respects to you and worship you to put in his mansion

- YOU ARE SO EMBARRASSED BUT HE INSISTS 😡

- One time you took on your god form for a little while and he swears on his life you were the most majestic thing he’s ever seen, hangs up paintings and tapestry’s related to your history around the home, its like hes converted his religion or something🤕

- I like to think diluc likes to draw as a stress relief thing, he isnt as good as albedo but he’s definitely good!!

- So when your cuddling with him he tends to take a sketch book and sketch your face, he loves everything about you and he practically memorized what your god form looks like for the sake of drawing you

[raidengaile]

Just read Wonders of another world and I’m looking directly at it like 👁👁, specifically the Impostor AU, I just love how high and mighty, even smug some of the characters are when they don’t know your true nature, or even if you weren’t the Creator, the actions they did still taint their image.

I just love the feeling when I see them slowly realize something is wrong, maybe it was the fact that the godly presence they felt around them disappeared when the imposter (you) died? Or maybe it was when they couldn’t find their perfect artifacts and weapons, only basic ones they got to see for a little period of time; and when they ask their “god” what is happening, if they did something to deserve this punishment, all the pieces come together as they say “I don’t know what you are talking about” or maybe it is when the imposter’s body is now covered in many plants and thorns, a way of Teyvat to protect what it couldn’t before.

Yeah, seeing the transformation of pure proudness to total desperation it’s just ❤️❤️❤️. It would be funnier if other characters ‘magically’ had what the Archons did; like, just picturing the disbelief when Zhongli sees Xiangling with his spear, the same one his god gifted him; and it’s truly no surprise that she was one of the few who tried to help and/or hide the “imposter”.

Thank you for your awesome work! The brainrot in my mind just grew 100x times and I’m living for it, can’t wait to see your take on your ideas and your opinion on this mess of an ask 💗😍

help?!?! i really appreciate asks like this like- i love you so much anon /p oxbaoxna

to be honest, i made “wonders of another world” with one thing in mind. i have a hc about how the real impostor was sent by celestia to y'know- spy and control every living being there. celestia copied everything. from your looks to your voice. and they gave the impostor your “sealed power”. which made them powerful.

they won't. they won't realize that they did something wrong. but slowly, teyvat was crumbling. crops and other plants begun to die, storms came in their way, and an earthquake appeared.

some vision users who don't worship you (more like “they like you because you made them live a happy life) will get some clues. dreams and nightmares and even visions about what will happen to the future. they know everyone was fucked the moment they worshipped the wrong god.

and now, all they can do was watch the “real impostor” destroy everything.

[forbidding-souda]

Hcs for Kyoko, Sayaka, Celeste, Mukuro, Mahiru, Sonia, Chiaki, Kaede and Maki being found by their s/o buried in snow with only their butt sticking out? How did they end up in this precicament, how do they react to it and how do they respond to their flustered s/o pulling them out?

Kyouko Kirigiri, Sayaka Maizono, Celestia Ludenberg, Mukuro Ikusaba, Mahiru Koizumi, Sonia Nevermind, Chiaki Nanami, Kaede Akamatsu, and Maki Harukawa having their S/O find them buried in the snow headcanons

i'm learning rush e on the piano and ngl the melody is a lot easier than i thought it would be

my main issue is just trying to press that fucking e that fast SIGH

i'll just warn you that after rereading I found a lot of me accidentally swapping the you and her pronouns so there might be some instances of that in here just because pronouns are really hard for me

-Mod Souda

Kyouko Kirigiri

❤ You had her scarf wrapped around your neck. Usually you wouldn't be stealing her clothes but being that it is cold enough to be snowing, you decides that she wouldn't mind. ❤ The house is oddly quiet. You wonder if she had already left for work. Her shoes are gone, but the kitchen is rather clean - she hadn't prepared yourself anything to eat nor drink before she 'left'. Strange. ❤ You hum to yourself, squinting before reaching towards the front door. You make a mental note to text her to ask why she left in such a hurry - you had already put on your gloves and you weren't going to take them off for something of this [not very] importance. ❤ All of this is ruined when you make contact with the outside. ❤ She is there, still in her pajama shorts, her butt in the air and her entire front stuck in the cold. ❤ Your hand that is on the doorknob clenches it. ❤ You watch her for a second - watches her kick pathetically, wiggling her butt, slowly trying to test her environment - wondering how to get out, though she don't seem to be in any sort of a rush. ❤ You sigh. "Would you even be able to hear a single word I say?" ❤ Both of her knees flex, and you hear a muffled sigh of relief. ❤ With a silent look of displeasure, you wrap your gloved hands around her waist and pull her out. Her back pushes against your front and almost knocks you over. ❤ Your soft voice is loud in her ears. "You are quite the case to study." ❤ "Yes, I'm afraid so." She lurches forward, realizing how close the two of you were, though with her freezing body, she didn't mind it too much. "Thank you for helping me." ❤ You don't try to hide the way you scan her body up and down. "Right. I have to go to work now, and so do you." ❤ She tightens the scarf around you, helping you knock the snow from your gloves before turning her pink face away from you, slowly walking back into the house. "Do not be late because of my mistake." .

Sayaka Maizono

❤ You heard her fall before anything else. Her gasps and yelps are loud, and even as she lays outside while you're in the house, you recognize the sound of her panicked voice. ❤ Your clothes cling to your front as you rush downstairs, opening the door to the backyard, your eyes scanning for her. ❤ They land on her butt first. And then her thighs, trailing down to her bare feet, snow between her toes, which are flexed. ❤ "Idiot." You mutter to yourself. ❤ Before she even has the chance to try and free herself from the grasps of the snow, she feels your strong hands hold her hips as you unclog her. ❤ "You could have suffocated." You says. You flip her around, your hands still holding her body in a mildly sensual way, which confuses her because your mouth is scolding her. ❤ "But I had my big strong lovie to come and save me," it comes out with the tone of a question. ❤ You squint as your eyes scan her face. Your hands go up and touch her cheeks, holding her face, squishing her lips together. "Extremely lucky for you..." .

Celestia Ludenberg

❤ You fill the bird feeder, the cold nipping at your eyes, making you squint and hold your breath. Celestia filled the other one, standing ontop of a ladder, her hands shaking from the weather. Her drills are off but her aesthetic still pertains in her darkened winter clothes. ❤ With your back turned to her, you didn't see the way she slips off the ladder, falling into the snow, her front smothered. A soft oh leaves her lips as she falls, and that's the only cue you got. ❤ You look over at her, seeing her butt in the air, and it makes you laugh. ❤ "Aw, sweetums." You say teasingly as you walk over to her. You try to advert your eyes - try not to stare directly at her privates even though you know she wouldn't be able to tell if you were or not. ❤ Still, you remained a polite posture even as you pull her out of the snow. ❤ Her claws pull through her bangs, pushing the snow away from her face. The cold has made the tip of her nose pink - though it blends in with her blush perfectly. ❤ "You act quick, I am very impressed."

❤ "Well," you try to give her a calming smile. "I'm always here for you when you fall." .

Mukuro Ikusaba

❤ You were absolutely terrified starting that snowball fight with her. You knew you would get hit because of course you would, but as long as you get a flew blows on her then you're more than happy. ❤ She moves with such precision, dodging your throws perfectly, her bangs bouncing with each of her moves. When she hides behind a tree, you wait for your chance. You make two large snowballs, trying to hold them with both hands, aiming for the tree. You count a few seconds, and then throw. One of them lands directly onto the bark, while the other hugs the side, perfectly hitting her in the face when she peeks around the corner. ❤ When the snow stops falling from her face, you can see the ghost of a smile lingering. She rushes forward, scooping the snow from the ground in a quick motion, going to make another snow ball when her foot catches on something and she lands face first into a pile of snow - snow that reaches slightly above her knees. ❤ "Oh no," you laugh. You can see her butt wiggling as she tries to escape the grip of the snow. ❤ You pull her out, hands on her waist, her face hidden from you. ❤ She is happy you can not see her. The look of embarrassment is something she is unable to hide effortlessly. ❤ "Th-Thank you." She brushes the snow off her body, continuously turning to face away from you when you try and look at her face. .

Mahiru Koizumi

❤ She looks up at the sky, her hands on both of her hips. When she turns to you, you can see excitement in her eyes. "It's so peaceful." ❤ With the snow to her calves, she has a hard time walking. She tries to get to the trees behind her house, trying to show you her favorite trail - the way she walks when she has nothing better to do. The snow won't stop her from spending time with you like this. ❤ While holding one of your hands, she skips through the snow, giggling to herself and dragging you behind her. ❤ But with the weight of the snow, with one step too big she trips forward, putting her hands in front of her to catch herself, but you watch her sink completely - her hands, elbows, shoulders, and even her head. ❤ You try not to laugh, covering your mouth with one hand. ❤ But when you see her butt perked in the air you look away, cheeks suddenly feeling hot. ❤ You can feel your heart beat in your head as you listen in on her muffled reports.

❤ You close your eyes, placing your hands on her hips before pulling her away - her body coming out with ease, and she lands against your chest.

❤ "Oh - thank you." She breaths, panting, which makes you even more flustered.

❤ "Uh - anytime." .

Sonia Nevermind

❤ "This is so beautiful." She grabs a handful, rubbing her fingers through it as it slips through her grasp. "And it's so cold." ❤ The tip of her nose is pink from her underdressed manner. Early in the morning she wakes you up, asking you to come outside with her, and she plays with handfuls of snow. ❤ "Be careful." you warn, crossing your arms to keep them warm. You turn away and look at the house, "it's very easy to trip-" ❤ When you turn back to her you see her butt in the air and her face smushed in the snow. ❤ Your heart starts beating faster. Your mouth works faster than your mind, and you start to laugh, only going to help her when she starts trying to speak (the sound horribly muffled and incomprehensible). ❤ When she finally gets set free from the grasps of the snow her whole body is shaking. "It's soft, too." She says through chattering teeth. ❤ You pull the snow from her hair before rubbing your hands up and down, trying to give her some warmth.

❤ "How about we go back inside?" You laugh. .

Chiaki Nanami

❤ You stand behind her, walking at a semi distance, just so entranced by the way she navigates the sidewalk. Even though she isn't looking where she is going she still dodging things in her way. She moves her feet with good reflexes. She's been walking while distracted for her entire life. ❤ But the snow hides some things - it has to because she wouldn't have tripped like that on nothing. ❤ Her console goes flying through the air. You watch in slow motion as it lands in a pile of snow. When your eyes flicker back to her you see nothing but her skirt, almost hitched up to her underwear. If you were a cartoon character then your eyes would have popped out of your skull. ❤ With her upper body hidden, when you help her out you have nothing to grab but her hips. ❤ You hold her tight when you pull her up. ❤ But it's a lot harder to lift her up than you originally thought. She slips from your grasp just once, and she falls back down into the snow. ❤ Is she sleeping?

❤ "Chiaki." You tug on a part of her hair. She lets out a small noise, tilting her head, peaking up at you through a single squinted eye.

❤ You sigh and hold out your hand for her. "Oh my goodness." .

Kaede Akamatsu

❤ When the early sounds of distant piano music stops, you become a little bit more conscious. She's moving around the house - not exactly too peculiar but in the middle of one of her songs is a bit odd. ❤ You try to listen in, and when you don't hear anything, decide that it would be better to just try and go to sleep. ❤ But curiosity gets the best of you when you hear her slide the backdoor open. After a few seconds you slide out of bed, leaning out of the hallway to try and see if you can notice her blonde hair from where you're standing. ❤ "Kaede," you mumble under your breath, originally intending for it to be a call but then deciding you weren't going to put that much energy into being so loud so early in the morning. ❤ When you approach the back door you start rubbing your eyes, cursing quietly before speaking. "You're going to let all the cold air into the house." ❤ As you open your eyes and stare into the yard, you notice her pajama bottoms visibly poking out from a pile of snow. ❤ Though you panic you don't say anything, not sure if she would even be able to hear you, standing behind her and taking in the sight before putting your hands on her hips, pulling slightly. The weight in her thighs makes it hard to detest gravity, but once she starts to tip backwards then it makes it easier to have her come out completely.

❤ Snow is in her hair, in her eyelashes, but she looks absolutely beautiful when she flips her hair and looks at you.

❤ "I don't know how I got there!" Her typically bright smile is displayed. "I'm so tired I guess I just fell over."

❤ You shake your head at her. "It was cute but you almost gave me a heart attack."

❤ "Noooo, we are fine." She presses her fingertips to her jaw, trying to massage the ache from the cold out. You put a hand on her back and try to lead her back inside. .

Maki Harukawa

❤ Like a kid, she enjoys things that require a lot of physical activity. On days where she is more happy, she will want to play tag with you. Running through nature and hunting you down is a part of the few things that bring her joy. ❤ So no matter the temperature - no matter the environment, she will continue playing with you. ❤ You're the one that tripped more often, running in that thick snow. She was always within hands reach of you, even when she is 'it', she will hesitate to tag you. ❤ But she likes to watch you run. ❤ When you trip, an actual body-flopping trip, she grabs onto the back of your shirt. You curve your body to the side, trying to soften the blow, landing in a pile of snow with your shoulder and ear pressed against it. ❤ You immediately jump up, shivering and flickering the snow from your canal. ❤ When you turn you see her upper body completely submerged into the snow.

❤ You began to feel an intense anxiety - will she blame you? You don't want to make her mad, especially not during the time where she was having fun.

❤ You try to advert your eyes (mostly failing) as you get behind her and pull her from the snow.

❤ "Are you alright?" You ask with a knot to your eyebrows.

❤ She brushes snow off of her sleeves, keeping her face neutral, only looking at you when you brush snow from her cheeks.

❤ "I am fine. Don't let it happen again."

❤ She looks at you for a moment before pressing her fingers into your chest.

❤ "Tag."

[lonely-vault-boy]

I don’t think anyone understands quite how much I love the idea of dysfunctional Fatui family. Like ok, the Tsaritsa is kinda planning a war with Celestia, but she’s also kind of an overprotective mother. Especially to Childe. Most of the harbingers (that we know of) are ancient, and Childe is a stupid teenager. Like imagine he’s walking somewhere and she calls out for him. And the agents are like oh shit he’s dead. And then she does that thing moms do where she licks her thumb and then wipes dirt (or in this case, blood) off his face.

Or like if he can’t sleep bc trauma, she’ll tell him a bedtime story. But they’re always kinda fucked up both bc of lore and also Russian fairytales are a bit..

Pulcinella is also a proud papa. And Pierro maybe. But the others low key just mock him with it. Like he’ll be filling out a mission report and Signora will be like “oh are you almost done with your homework?”

Also I like the idea that the Tsaritsa does actually give him homework. Like he’s doing his crazy murder stuff, running around the palace (I hc they all have rooms there and he kinda just lives there full time bc he’s like 16) and one day the Tsaritsa pulls him aside and hands him some textbooks and is like ok this agent person is going to teach u politics since ur a kid from some backwater fishing village.

He always tries to get out of it.

It does not work.

At some point, the other harbingers occasionally babysit him (which is a nice way of saying keep him from fighting everything that breathes and/or flooding the palace). Dottore is doing his fucked up experiments, committing some mild murder, and Childe is sitting on a table being ignored. And then he runs back to pulcinella who yells at Dottore for “enabling violent tendencies”

I have a lot more of these, but my favorites are 100% the ones involving some of the most dangerous demigods and war criminals and a literal archon trying to raise an abyss demon kid

[bytemycupcakes]

Rubedo (Subject Two) headcanons

Ive had Subject Two brainrot since I heard leaks about the event (I wish i was joking) so heres lots of hcs I’ve gathered over the 2 and a half months-ish.

There’s a lot. Im not shying away from angsty hcs. tw for sui/sh/”parental” abandonment

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-He’s not actualy evil or hates Albedo, Durins remaining conciousness corrupted and manipulated him while he was groggy as fuck from waking up after 500 years.

-Basically the whole event is Durin using Subject Two and the Fellflower as tools to try and kill Albedo.

-The fellflower dies at the end of the Event, Albedo lets Subject Two roam the mountain like a hermit because he is a person.

-Subject Two doesnt care about the fellflower at all and couldnt care less that its dead.

-More of a fellflower hc than Subject two but the fellflower is most closely compared to a parrot. It is not fully sentient and it can only repeat what it has heard before. Its quite litterally just a slightly advanced whopperflower. If it were to survive, it would be more like a pet than a third brother or a son.

-Subject Two is terrified that one day Albedo will change his mind and come kill him.

-He tries his hardest to revert some of his alchemical “plastic surgery”, really all he can manage is turning his eyes back to their natural colour (red). Granted he didnt look that different from Albedo before the alchemy due to being a prototype for him, so there wasnt much to fix anyway.

-He hates reflective surfaces for awhile cause he’s extremely guilty about the events.. events, and his reflection only makes him think of Albedo.

-Durins telepathic link with Subject Two stays for quite some time, Durin trying to coax Subject Two back to try again. At some point they turn into auditory hallucinations and Subject Two has no idea when the switch actually happened.

-At some point while on the mountain, Subject Two in a large bit of depression attempts to follow his primary order. To be dead. He tosses himself off the skyfrost nail yet only recieves some cracks in his face.

-Subject two is made of clay rather than chalk like Albedo.

-Subject Two likes to bury himself in the snow. “To pretend he’s dead”

-Snow Foxes like to lay on him when he does it.

-Subject Two runs into adventurers every so often. Most often he will pretend to be Albedo and help the adventurer with what they need, when he’s really bored he’ll pretend he has no idea who Albedo is.

-Subject Two grows to crave his own life so badly due to always being seen as Albedo that he gives himself a name (Rubedo), and even manages to get a vision. (Think like QIqi’s story, wanting so badly to just live that celestia blesses them)

-His specific vision story is saving Fischl from a deadly fall through some thin ice while her and Bennett are exploring the mountain. The two repeatedly thank him, thinking he’s Albedo. Their gratefulness makes him wish so badly that they knew who to actually thank. It accumulates all his past longing to be his own person and a vision pops up in his hand once the two of them leave.

-Rubedo has extremely vague memories of Rhinedottir. Thinking about her makes him feel disgusting. Her calling him “Nigredo” tends to echo in his head, even though he hardly remembers the context, he just knows its bad.

-When he tells Albedo his chosen name, Albedo tries to ask “shouldn’t it be Nigredo?” He doesnt manage to finish the sentence because Rubedo is quick to get defensive and visibly panicked over it.

-Aka: Dont say “Nigredo” around Rubedo, its a major trigger word and he hardly knows why.

-Rubedo would doodle stick figures in the snow and sit above the entrance to Albedos lab to pretend he had a family before being taken in.

-Albedo finally takes in Rubedo properly when a fatui cicin mage tries to recruit him due to his cryo vision. Rubedo is so clueless about what visions and Delusions are that he would have fallen for it if Albedo didnt spot him.

-Rubedo is TERRIFIED of Klee even though she is the only person to ever not immediately think he’s Albedo.

-He adores Klee absolutely but shes a very hyper child and it overwhelms him

-Albedo decides to be a little shit and makes Klee Rubedo’s main teacher of “being your own person”

-Rubedo picks up Alchemy extremely quickly... On paper.

-Alchemy tables have a 50/50 chance to just not respond to him due to his imperfect creation.

-Rubedos physical imperfections include: able to feel temperature (albeit very very subtly) and his skin feels frozen because it didnt fully stop being clay (thus the cracked face)

-Rubedo’s largest mental imperfection is: His primary order is broken. Unlike a normal homonculous he usually has no order to persue, but occasionally his mind will do a complete 180 and he will exist only to fulfill his order. Which obviously was to “stay dead”.

-It’s very stressful for anyone who has to protect him during these times. Luckly they are extremely rare.

-He hates the traveler.

-While this hc stems from my "Subject Two au” including traveler taking advantage of Albedos kindness and treating festering desire like a piece of scrap metal, this would be present in any version of the traveler. Rubedo just hates them in general.

-Following my version of the traveler in this au: Traveler (Aether) put Festering Desire in the hidden alcove that usually holds snow-tombed starsilver. Rubedo comes across it when exploring the mountain (before being taken in) and took the sword for himself.

-Rubedo may despise Rhinedottir, but he deeply cares for his fellow creations. He’s extremely protective of Albedo and treasures Festering Desire because it represents a time when Durin was happy and not evil. He was discarded and disrespected, he refuses to let his brothers experience the same.

-If Rubedo ever learns about Rosaria’s stalking Albedo because “hes suspicious >:/” he’d lose his shit and probably try to fight her. Albedo would likely have to drag him away by the shirt apologizing profusely while Rubedo keeps yelling.

-This protectiveness extends to Klee and Sucrose.

-Speaking of Sucrose, her and Rubedo end up bonding over their abandonment trauma, thus why Rubedo ends up being so protective of her.

-Rubedo is a pacer when rambling about alchemy, contrasting Albedo who tends to stay relatively still and chug coffee.

-Albedo is very happy to have an alchemist who can think as fast as he can, him and Rubedo theorizing back and forth can last hours and is nearly impossible for Sucrose or Timaeus to follow.

-Oh also Rubedo hates TImaeus. Not in the same way as the traveler, Rubedo just cant understand why Albedo gives him the time of day when Timaeus’ work never goes anywhere. So its more of a general annoyance than a genuine hate.

-Rubedo brings two snow foxes with him when Albedo moves him to Mondstadt. They are his pets. He loves them so much and calls them his babies because Albedo made the mistake of teaching Rubedo what a baby is.

-Kaeya is the only person Albedo trusts to keep an eye on Rubedo whenever he has to travel outside the region. Nobody really knows why but Rubedo and Kaeya get along surprisingly well.

-Rubedo is extremely touch starved but is so bad at expressing it. Klee is usually the only one who gives him physical affection.

-Rubedo, despite not being able to recall much of that time, has reoccuring nightmares of when Rhinedottir fed him to Durin.

-Because of this he doesnt usually sleep in long enough spurts to start dreaming.

-Rubedo was not the first prototype for Albedo, he was just the first one to actually wake up. (The previous ones all ending in remaining a hollow shell or being alive but stuck in a comatose state for eternity) He was however, the last.

-Rubedo hardly remembers seeing the remains of the others but he knows they existed. Albedo only ever knew of Rubedos existance.

-Rubedo would try to pet the rift hounds. They’re family! He wants to pet them and give them so much love and “awaa they’re pubbies, Albedo!!!” “Rubedo they will literally kill you” “BUT PUBBIES-”

[lucsangel]

Ahem so I see you have a NSFW blog..don't mind me sliding in with some NSFW Yandere Childe Headcanons please. Thank you, I love your work if you answer this I might ascend to celestia ❤

Hii yeah sure! I’ll put in some general headcanons too~ Nsfw utc, hcs are gender neutral, the short scenario is f!reader

— Yandere hcs (General + Nsfw)

Characters : Childe

Warnings : Yandere, non-con, this is not a healthy relationship.

He surprisingly gives you a good amount of freedom. As long as you’re obedient, he’ll allow you to walk around the city with him once in a while. Though he does it because he’s confident that you won’t be able to get away from him, no matter how far you run. That and the entire fatui in Liyue is at his disposal. It wouldn’t be wise to even think about it.

He hates being away from you. When he has to leave for trips he drags you along. At times like these he does lock you up, though he brings you gifts, lots of them, he makes sure you’re never bored. He takes care of all your needs, he’s been so good to you, spoiling you, you should be grateful, or so be thinks.

But there’s no fun if you’re always obedient. So he tricks you, he’ll leave an opening, he’ll make you think you’ll be able to get away. Once you try to escape him, he’ll take every ounce of freedom you have left and for the better part, punish you.

A scar or two won’t hurt you, right? He thinks, everytime you disobey him. He’ll love you even with all those scars covering your body. Ah, shame he doesn’t wish to break you too much.

He loves playing your hero, protecting you from all the ‘evil’ out there. He’d make you realize, you can’t survive out there without him. Sometimes he purposely puts you in danger, creating situations where he can slip in and safe you. That assassin who tried to chop your head off wasn’t unplanned.

He doesn’t care about getting blood on his hands either. Anyone who gets too friendly with you, will be immediately disposed off. That if they’re lucky, if not then they’d wish they were dead.

He cares little for your consent, nor your personal pleasure. He takes you when he wants to, how he wants to. As much as he wants to keep himself from hurting you, the pained expressions you make from taking his dick is really another kind of pleasure.

He’s quite the sadist. He loves humiliating you, especially during punishments, degradation, forced orgasms, overstimulation, seeing you so helpless, tearful as you desperately try to resist him, there’s nothing sweeter than that.

There’s nothing better than having you vunerable, he likes having you tied up. Tears spilling down those pretty eyes of yours as he rips through your clothes. Sometimes he leaves you like that for a day or two.

He loves marking you, isn’t shy about it either. He’d purposely put them on places difficult to hide. Afterall, people would know to back away when they realize that you belong to him.

His punishments varies depending on his mood. Sometimes he spanks you, other times he chokes you with his cock. Sometimes he uses belts or knifes, he loves the fact that they leave marks on you. There’s really no boundaries when it comes to him, for you perhaps, that isn’t something to be glad for.

“I.. hate you.” The words spill off your lips as he fucks you. Your hands tied to the wooden headboard, a leg over his shoulder, you don’t even try to physically resist anymore. Instead you throw sharp insults at him, hoping it’d annoy him and he’ll leave you alone.

Though that remark earned you nothing but a slap. “You shouldn’t be saying that when your cunt’s so tight around me, princess.” He laughs, grabbing your face with his hand, forcing you to look at him.

“You’re so fucking bad at this.” You scoff, attempting to erase that annoying smirk off his face.

He chuckles, visibly annoyed “Go ahead and say that again.” He presses a finger on your clit, thrusting into you faster. You choke down a moan, biting your lip, blood spilling from it.

He laughs at your attempt, leaning closer so he could lick the blood of your lips. “Let me help you with that.” He shoves his tounge into your mouth, the metallic taste of the crimson liquid mixing into your senses. He continues his ministrations and you, squirming under him.

“S-stop-“ he flicks your clit, cutting of your words, and against your best wishes, you feel a gush of warm liquid leaking from your pussy, covering his dick.

“Did you say something?” He scoffs. He doesn’t give you time to come down from your high before he starts pounding into you again, thumb circling your swollen nub.

“Looks like I still have a lot to teach you.”

[vhsghostricks]

Hiyaaaaa, I'm the one who sent I the celesgiri hcs not too long ago aksvkav, came back to send you some more.

Celestia and Kokichi love to steal Kyokos outfits and try them on together and have photo shoots. They aren't even subtle about it, they give her a photo album as apart of her birthday one day. Meanwhile Maki is just like "you both are dorks *insert soft smile*" and Kyoko always just has a good laugh. Sometimes though Celestia will refuse to give her back her coats so Kyoko has to go searching for them to find them, lol.

Gundham and Celestia love to tease each other about their crushes back in high school, and to keep up tradition they still do it even as adults as a fun little sibling joke. I don't know who you ship gundham with, but for him imagine him being like "so the abyss sorceress has been tainted by a love potion for a the timeless detective mortal and that love has encompassed her whole, how pitiful, how anticlimactic, how... adorable >:)" and just insert Celestia tackle hugging him to shut him up and playfully messing up his hair and teasing him about his crush in return.

Kyoko's good luck charm is a key chain Celestia has given her. It's of a cat because yes (Celestia has adhd and hyperfixates on them so <3). Whenever Kyoko goes on a job, she always clips it to her bag so she can keep apart of those she loves close to her.

Kyoko wears a suit. Celestia gay panics. That's it, that's the hc. /lh

Celestia decides to say I love you in French first because she was scared of how Kyoko would react if she understood it the first time, little did she know Kyoko knew a decent amount of French. Kyoko smiled and said I love you too in response in perfect French, causing Celestia to be flustered before Kyoko kissed her.

Maki and Kokichi both like to draw, so for Kyokos birthday, they worked together on a drawing for Kyoko of the first time her and Celestia met. Kyoko was very happy with the gift, meanwhile Celestia was hugging both of them so much.

They both hate coffee, so Celestia orders tea and Kyoko orders water whenever they go on "coffee" dates. Whenever people ask why they go on them, Kyoko always says "Celestia just likes the aesthetic, and I like it when she's happy". :)

Hope you like these! Sorry for the spam in your inbox ajqgqks - uhhh idk what to name myself ajqgqkwg, so let's go with 💙💖 anon! ^_^

(if you can guess why those hearts, you are amazing /pos)

*INCOHERENT SCREAMING* YES YES YES YES YEESSSSS THESE ARE ALL SO <3 <3 <3 ANON I OWE U MY LIFE....

oh boi Kokichi and Celestia stealing Kyoko's clothes is such a good hc, Kokichi probably learned from Celestia do it a few times and thought it would be fun. They ended up doing it every other day and Maki walked in, saw them, and immediately walked back out <3

YES I HAVE RLY OLD WHITEBOARD DOODLES THAT ME N MY FRIEND MADE OF GUNDHAM AND CELESTE SIBLING STUFF LIKE THAT ,,,, Celeste teasing on Gundham for being the partner of a princess despite being the lord of darkness ,,,, while Gundham picking on Celeste for dating a detective <3 cuties, this is real. (i ship sondam the most thou :D ty)

CELESTE ADHD HC, YES, correct, i relate to her an ungodly amount so i say this is true. Lemme add onto that by saying that Kyoko probably didn't know Celestia had a lucky charm until she found it on the floor one day and was very confused as to who's it was for a few months, planning to return it n stuff. and when they start hanging out more, Celeste sees it on her bag and smiles abt it and explains, and ultimately decides to let her keep it <3

DRAWING THE GAY CELESTE ONE AS I TYPE THIS ....

oh boy yeah, Celeste probably let it slip by accident, remembered it was in French, and felt relieved for a second. Until Kyoko looks flustered and just smiles and Celeste goes "oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck–" and then Kyoko says it back ofc <3

AWWWW THAT'S SUCH A CUTE IDEA Kokichi probably had the idea and got everything started and Maki ultimately helped him to make it extra perfect <3 wahhh i need to draw my family au SOON ...

lmaoo they're probably guilty of also just really liking the smell but not the coffee itself.... Dorks, i love them <3

TYSMM THEY'RE MY OTP AND HEARING FLUFF ABT THEM IS JUST . idk i just love them sm <3 <3 <3 also i dont mind the spam!!! love long texts :) !!! /gen

[eveofwriting]

Can you do yandere Byakuya Togami hc?

[Holy fucking shit finally, a danganronpa ask! Oh this reminds me, I wanna replay trigger happy havoc soon. Also minor Danganronpa spoilers. READ THE TAGS.]

Yandere Byakuya Togami Headcanons

★ Everyone’s favourite stuck up asshole.

★ You were so below Byakuya that it was a surprise to the both of you that Byakuya was in love.

★ But was he actually in love?

★ Maybe? It was complicated.

★ We’re going to say this happened in a universe before the most tragic event in human history or where it didn’t occur.

★ Nonetheless, he would be a possessive and manipulative yandere.

★ At first he would care very little for his darlings mental health, so if they have anxiety or depression, he won’t care.

★ It’d have to get really out of hand for him to actually step in or say something.

★ Although I’d be lying if I said his initial thought wasn’t to kidnap you.

★ He very much just wanted to steal you from the eyes of undeserving, filthy scum, and secure you in his bedroom, even if that meant having to tie you down and make you into a proper lover.

★ Okay that came out more sexual with the term “lover,” but when he does end up kidnapping you, [it’s unavoidable] there’s a high chance he will try to seduce you, whether it be consensual or not.

★ For the record, Byakuya loves you, but he isn’t a patient man.

★ Far from it, actually.

★ Regarding his other admirers, like Celestia and Toko, don’t worry about them.

★ He’ll burn Celestia to the stake and stab Syo with a pair of their own scissors if it keeps you out of harms way.

★ Most likely just threaten them, since he doesn’t have time for their bullshit.

★ In all seriousness, once he kidnaps you, life living with him isn’t that bad. He’ll spoil you like the perfect darling you are if you just agree to behave.

★ You’ll behave, won’t you?

★ If you don’t, I promise, cross my heart, you won’t like what follows.

★ “Why are you struggling against the chains so much, my dear? Can’t you see you aren’t going to get out of them? You’re acting foolishly as always, I see.”

[theultimatefanficwriter]

Pride Month Headcanons!

So its Pride Month! And as a proud member of the alphabet mafia I wanna give my opinion on all the Danganronpa characters' sexualities! So let's go, starting with THH!

Trigger Happy Havoc

Makoto Naegi- Pansexual. I'm under the belief all protags are Pan. Transgender(ftm). So I have this whole hc that the reason his door was jammed was that the lock was quickly removed when they found out SHE was actually a HE and I just like the hc lol.

Sayaka Maizono- Straight. I just think she has a big thing for Makoto, but other than that she cares for her career more than a relationship.

Leon Kuwata- Bisexual, heavy female leaning. I ship him with Hiro, but honestly this fucker would probably take forever to admit he likes guys.

Chihiro Fukisaki- Gay. Dont really have a reasoning. Just my opinion lol

Mondo Oowada- Bisexual. He mentions trying to confess to girls, but come on. This guy is fruity for Taka.

Kiyotaka Ishimaru- Gay. This dude meanwhile is just straight homo. He's probably closeted in fear it would bring shame to his family name again.

Hifumi Yamada- Straight. I honestly dont think about the guy enough to give this enough thought, but the way he simps over Celeste proves he likes girls at least. Plus he kept calling Alter Ego she, so...yeah.

Celestia Ludenberg- Straight. Honestly I think she'd be homophobic? Idk i really dislike Celeste, sorry 😅 She just gives me those vibes.

Sakura Oogami- Bisexual. I wanna label her as lesbian, but Kenshiro exists 😒 Women leaning possibly

Kyoko Kirigiri- Bisexual. Though i dont personally ship her with any girls, I can see her going both ways.

Byakuya Togami- Gay. And it's a problem with his family, so he's closeted.

Yasuhiro Hagakure- Pansexual. He just wants to love someone, man lmao.

Aoi Asahina- Bisexual. Again, wanna label her as lesbian, but the Bad End exists, showing she willingly got with three guys. And she does ask Makoto to pretend to be her bf. But she leans heavily towards females imo.

Toko Fukawa/Genocide Jill- Bisexual. It was straight until she met Komaru. Then she realized "Oh shit. I'm gay." But she still has a small thing for Byakuya ig 😒

Mukuro Ikusaba- Straight. We pretend the thing with her sister doesnt exist, alright?

Junko Enoshima- Straight. And definitely homophobic.

Wow a lot of bi peeps lol. Alright, onto the next game!

Goodbye Despair

Hajime Hinata- Pansexual. Again all protags are Pan. Fight me, prove me wrong you literally cant.

Ultimate Imposter- Panromantic, Nonbinary, Asexual. Though I call Imposter he a lot, I think it's almost canon they're nonbinary. I just have stupid brain and type he first without thinking. I also dont really have a reason for thinking they're asexual? I just think they are. But they're probably panromantic in order to fit their talent better.

Teruteru Hanamura- Pansexual. He's so painfully pan. He even says his options are, and I quote, "pretty open." Dis bitch gay.

Mahiru Koizumi- Lesbian. Dont think I gotta explain myself.

Peko Pekoyama- Bisexual. She's totally dating Fuyuhiko, but I can see her having small crushes on other girls.

Hiyoko Saionji- Lesbian. Also dont think I need to explain myself.

Ibuki Mioda- Bisexual. RAGING bisexual. Also I can honestly see her being Gender Fluid as well.

Mikan Tsumiki- Bisexual. She honestly needs therapy more than she needs a relationship, and she probably doesnt really understand her own labels completely, but I think shes bi.

Nekomaru Nidai- Bisexual. Homeboy was a little TOO eager to be rubbed down by Teruteru 😏 Just kidding, though I do think Nekomaru is bi. No real reason honestly

Gundham Tanaka- Bisexual. He obviously has a thing for Sonia, and in a perfect world(i.e. my perfect world) he would be holding hands with Kazuichi daily. Speaking of holding hands he basically breaks Hajime's in the FTEs. Gay 🥰

Nagito Komaeda- Gay. He's very obviously gay coded, mostly towards Hajime though I dont personally ship that.

Chiaki Nanami- Pansexual. She loves everyone equally. Honestly she probably doesnt put too much work on her labels and would probably go by any pronouns as well, so maybe Gender Fluid?

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu- Bisexual. Like Leon I think it would take him a while to accept he likes guys, and he probably leans towards girls more, but he's definitely fruity lol.

Sonia Nevermind- Pansexual. Our girl fucks. She dont care who, she just FUCKS. 🤣 But seriously, I think she just sees love as love. As she should.

Kazuichi Souda- Gay. Transgender, (ftm). He's so very closeted, so badly even he doesnt recognize it. He probably even has internalized homophobia, probably because of his father. Not sure why I hc him as trans, I just think it fits.

Akane Owari- Straight. She probably doesnt think about it much. All she knows is she likes fighting, meat, and Coach Nekomaru.

Alright and onto the last game!

Killing Harmony

Shuichi Saihara- Pansexual, Transgender(ftm). Its. THE RULE. I didnt make it. Sue me. Also fuck it I dunno I think it fits with his whole character if he were trans. Hard to explain lol

Rantaro Amami- Biromantic, Asexual. I admittedly dont know much about Rantaro, but from what I do know, I think he would fit well with just about anyone. I dont have much of a reason for him being Ace.

Kaede Akamatsu- Pansexual. She was the protagonist first, so the rule still applies lol. But even beyond that it just fits her. Hard to explain, it just seems like it works.

Ryoma Hoshi- Straight, Asexual. I know on my ship list I said I shipped him with Gonta, but theres a reason that ship was so low. I heavily think Ryoma is straight. It's just the vibe I get from him. Maybe hes bi curious, but idk. As for the ace bit, it's really dark. I hc it's because of the trauma he endured during prison.

Kirumi Tojo- Lesbian. Idk I look at her and I think "Lesbian power. Powerful wlw moments." Dont ask me my brain just does things.

Angie Yonaga- Pansexual. She always seemed like she was flirting with Himiko and lowkey Tenko, and in the FTEs she straight up wants to get married to Shuichi so like....I dunno what you want me to say.

Tenko Chabashira- Lesbian. Literally no explanation needed.

Korekiyo Shinguji- Pansexual. Putting aside the....obvious....he finds all of humanity beautiful, so he most likely doesnt have a preference when it comes to choosing a partner. Just like with Mukuro we pretend that entire plotline never happened.

Miu Iruma- Pansexual. I see her as pretty open to everyone....Yeah. That's all I got.

Gonta Gokuharu- Bi-curious. Honestly I dont think Gonta knows what he is himself. He probably hasnt given it too much thought, if hes given it any. The best I can think of is bi-curious, assuming hes currently exploring his sexuality.

Kokichi Ouma- Gay. I dont ship him with anyone cause I personally think he'd be a bad partner to anyone he got with based off of his personality, but yeah. He gay lmao.

Kaito Momota- Pansexual. THE LUMINARY OF THE STARS IS FOR EVERYBODY! Probably took a while for him to admit he wasnt straight, but then he admitted it with his whole heart, precious thing.

Tsumugi Shirogane- Straight. Fuck I dunno I dont think about her in a positive light enough to care. Sorry I really tried 😅

Kiibo- Panromantic, Genderfluid, Asexual. Like Imposter, I've called Kiibo he all the time, including every story I put them in, but technically they have no gender. So that does make them nonbinary, but at the same time it leaves the opportunity for them to go by any pronoun they want, so I hc they go by all of them lol. I also think they just love everyone, and for the ace bit, unfortunately, robots probably dont have dicks 😔 Even if they did, I dont think he would be very interested in sex.

Himiko Yumeno- Lesbian. Despite her treatment of Tenko, her reaction at the end of chapter 3 shows she cared for her, and Angie. She probably loved them both, so, lesbian for sure.

Maki Harukawa- Straight. Kaito was probably her first ever crush, so I doubt she ever had a chance to feel out if she was anything other than straight. Even disregarding that, I dont think she'd be anything else.

Alright and those are my headcanons for all the Danganronpa characters! As a bonus, I think Komaru Naegi is a Lesbian! No real reason other than Tokomaru is top tier lol.

Now remember these are my opinions! If you dont agree that's fine! Just be kind!

And HAPPY PRIDE EVERYONE! 🥰🏳️‍🌈

[glacialmarch]

headcanon; archons vs celestia.

zhongli essentially handed over his gnosis to the tsaritsa, in return for her putting liyue through a trial. & he said ‘realistically, there isn’t one’ in response to ‘what is worth handing over a gnosis?’.                 so i don’t see how he’d be in agreement with her having his gnosis unless he is in agreement with what she’s going to do with it - further fuelling my headcanon that she & at least most of the archons are on roughly the same page re: celestia.

     i personally hc the tsaritsa to be putting herself up as the active villain vs teyvat bc it is the least divulgatory way ( & celestia is surely aware of what happens down below - consider mfucking khaenri’ah ) to get everyone prepped for the wars to come. ( war amongst archons is teyvat’s business, but preparations for war against celestia? tut, tut. ) teyvat has known peace, no? peace makes people weak, & unwilling to sacrifice - unable to see the pragmatism of sacrifice until they’ve had to learn the hard way. if the first lesson is war vs celestia, they’re just going to be destroyed. & that would be a waste of all these rich, meticulously constructed cultures.      zhongli fucking traded in what she wanted for what she already wanted to do. you’re telling me he’d do that if he was seriously opposed? if he felt liyue was in unacceptable danger, or for unacceptable stakes? perhaps it is less about the danger & stakes themselves being acceptable - perhaps they seem inevitable instead. perhaps both.

venti is far from powerless without it, zhongli traded it despite knowing there is no equal trade possible, & yae miko fucking threw ei’s at scaramouche like it was yesterday’s trash. they’re not being forced to surrender their ability to run their nations, but they are handing over a great deal of power to someone playing power games with their nations.

& honestly? so far, i haven’t heard any of the archons actually be fucked about the fatui. i mean i’m not fucking recalling everything either so maybe i’m missing something, but they have voiced any strong opinions? THEY’RE THE ARCHONS. MOST CONCERNED WITH THE WELL-BEING, FREEDOM, & INDIVIDUALISM OF THEIR PEOPLES. but aight bro This is Not even Commented on.

i’m not saying they’re all convinced she’s going to make this happen, but they’re readily adding to the risk. if she had to do this alone / w/ only snezhnaya, the other archons could certainly prevent her going through with it. but they don’t at all! they hand that shit over!           if i’m right, zhongli just went ‘oh yeah that works for me actually could you do it like this & this around the date of the descension rite? here’s my gnosis btw’. are you kidding me?? you CAN’T tell me venti could not have stopped la signora. did he even hecking try? huh? no. he just insulted her for insulting him & went ehe~ behind her smug triumphant back. he’s not stupid & certainly not actually sloppy about being mondt’s archon. perfect? no. but committed.

tl;dr: THE TSARITSA WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO GET AWAY WITH YOINKING GNOSES UNLESS THE ARCHONS LET HER, & THEY FUCKING HAVE. they’ve been rulers & around for so long, they know what they’re looking at! & they hand them over anyway! the archons are in cahoots!! teehee~!

thank u & goodnight.