#i havent slept in 3 days

[dennismademporium]

Chat did I cook?

[sodepopcorn]

I wanna slurp him like a soup

[tcypionate]

funny thing about my cats drinking habits is that people are always like "get one of those water bowl fountains" but ive watched him drink from moldy, algae full puddles outside (when he's aware he has clean water inside) no problem so i think he just likes flavored water

[hinamie]

mentor

[00ops1e]

nothing gets me feral like those good show/bad show rolling a glass bottle down the stairs tiktoks

[zufulifi]

it j-just nEver stops!!!

[blooposts]

I love the rain. It's the best weather. Sun too hot snow too cold. But rain is nice water and the sound is relaxing. Best place to be when you listening to podcasts

[partyfear]

almost done with the last output for this year and i will be free from the shackles of academics and back to my internship and 738383 unread books

[clearlyaginger]

I'm so tired

[gravityknows]

•°Midnight snack°•

This is what happens when the player pulls an all-nighter and asks for food in the middle of the night lol

FAJGSYRFLHSFHHD I FINALLY FINISHED THIS DRAWIN!!1! HOPE YALL LIKE THIS KITCHEN WIZARD FANART THAT I DID WITH ALL THE LOVE JUST LIKE HIS FOOD :3

Totally didn't went to eat paella while drawing this cuz i got hungry jaja no why you'll think that?

[milita-forces]

thats the thing for nothing for no reason what so ever what then, what if i ambush you and scurry away like a mouse what then nick what then

Nick what if one day i just sneak attack you and hit you and giggle while running away 🍋

Why though?

[starscream-is-my-wife]

Do you have any megastar hcs?

Thanks for the ask anon cause I have alot! Both serious and funny ones, but I think some are pretty common, I dunno if I can list them all but here's some off the top of my head:

They're both very possessive over each other, Starscream is shown in the nightbird episode, Megatron would be too if he wasnt the only person that can handle being around starscream for a million years

Their strong feelings for each other transcends into every universe, if there is a Megatron, then a Starscream will be his second in command

Everyone knows they're together, or at least, intimate (?)

The autobots want them to stay together, the disfunction is tactically advantageous, Optimus Prime watches human bad romance shows for ideas (they almost never work, almost)

When they do work he's like, super smug about it and it makes prowl really mad because none of his logical plans have worked, but how the frag did a hallmark movie plot work??? It's JULY

Starscream is a cat person, Megatron is a bird person

Megatron wanted songbirds but he doesn't want the cats to eat then so he got ravens instead, they're super intelligent and he taught them seeker formations using lazerbeak

Megatron is delighted, starscream is passive aggressive to them, the ravens pick up on this and poop on him alot

Starscream won't kill Megatron when it's super boring, like traveling through space for years together where theres no battles, it's too anticlimanctic

Megatron also will never kill starscream, (unless it's to livestream his funeral on twitch that one time ig) everytime there's a new wave of recruits there's that one brave dumb soul who copies something starscream does and immediately gets executed, the recruits learn quickly that starscream is an exception

Starscream uses reddit to post AITA questions about his and Megatrons arguments sometimes, he's always voted as the asshole

Starscream acts more flirty when there's news helicopters around because he knows that there's fanfic about him and megatron and he unironicly got invested in one fic so he's trying to get the author to update faster

The author is thundercracker

[hikarry]

I'm currently playing a game I like to call "How many times can I kill this silly lil angel and give the demon a new trauma?" and if this ain't a fantastic exercise

- Get the bookshop on fire (again) but with Hellfire this time and make Crowley have a terrible flashback? Check

- Create an angelic sickness that has a minimum of logic and make Crowley watch as Aziraphale slowly fades away? Check

Before you berate me, 1/2 of my wip folder is actual fanfic material. The other half is just snippets of me getting these two idiots to finally shag and, well, my lil game so these lil things will probably never see the light of day....unless I get inspired while I'm writing an actual project and use them. Who knows. Anyway

All this to say: why tame your demons when you can kill your angels - for science

(Crowley doesn't approve, but I'm your God inside this folder, you sweet lil thing, so shut it and spin the roulette)

[ren456]

something I feel as though is rarely spoken about on here is how suicidal ellie was in santa Barbara, specifically during the final sequence between her and abby. there were so many times where ellie had an easy opportunity to kill abby and get it over with (first when abby was tied up on the pillar, she could've shot her or just left her there to suffer, and again when abby was walking towards the boats with lev). ellie had all her weapons, she could've ended it then and there. but she didn't. abby gave her a way out but ellie didn't take it. because at this point? I think ellie hated herself almost as much as she hated abby, maybe even more. guilt was a presence ellie had felt and by God she had felt it for a long time. when she forced abby to fight her, she chose a knife, instead one of her many guns. she wanted abby to hurt her for what she had done as much as she wanted to hurt abby for what she had done. that fight was less about revenge and more that ellie had nothing left of herself, so abby might as well kill her and let her rest or die and release ellie from this cycle.

[ruined-crow-boy]

Do you think we'll be friends in another universe?

Nah bro we're french Percy Weasley and scabbers

[mathyna]

I´m out of ideas for sexy Gort so have this weirdly done portrait instead

My sleep deprived immature babbling under the cut