#i havent slept in 3 days

[dennismademporium]

Chat did I cook?

[yourlocaltransgirl]

Why Shadow the Hedgehog is faster than Sonic the Hedgehog: a thesis

So we know that Sonic the Hedgehog is known as the fastest thing alive. Thats basic Sonic. However, that may not be exactly true. We've seen throughout the Sonic series people on par with Sonic, i.e. Shadow and Infinite.

Sonic the Hedgehog was based off of the sonic boom effect, a thing that happens when you break the sound barrier. Sonic can move faster than the speed of sound. That's been proven on several times. Hell, the first line of "Escape from the City" from Sonic Adventure 2 is literally "Rolling around at the speed of sound"

Sonic moves faster than sound. We know that. But not necessarily light. A shadow is the absence of light. I'd say its pretty easy to move faster than something that isn't there.

Additionally, we know that Shadow's rings actually restrict his full potential. So, if base Shadow is faster than base Sonic, then ringless Shadow might be on par with Super Sonic.

Oh god, Hyper Ringless Shadow.

[sodepopcorn]

I wanna slurp him like a soup

[tcypionate]

funny thing about my cats drinking habits is that people are always like "get one of those water bowl fountains" but ive watched him drink from moldy, algae full puddles outside (when he's aware he has clean water inside) no problem so i think he just likes flavored water

[hinamie]

mentor

[00ops1e]

nothing gets me feral like those good show/bad show rolling a glass bottle down the stairs tiktoks

[zufulifi]

it j-just nEver stops!!!

[blooposts]

I love the rain. It's the best weather. Sun too hot snow too cold. But rain is nice water and the sound is relaxing. Best place to be when you listening to podcasts

[partyfear]

almost done with the last output for this year and i will be free from the shackles of academics and back to my internship and 738383 unread books

[clearlyaginger]

I'm so tired

[milita-forces]

thats the thing for nothing for no reason what so ever what then, what if i ambush you and scurry away like a mouse what then nick what then

Nick what if one day i just sneak attack you and hit you and giggle while running away 🍋

Why though?

[starscream-is-my-wife]

Do you have any megastar hcs?

Thanks for the ask anon cause I have alot! Both serious and funny ones, but I think some are pretty common, I dunno if I can list them all but here's some off the top of my head:

They're both very possessive over each other, Starscream is shown in the nightbird episode, Megatron would be too if he wasnt the only person that can handle being around starscream for a million years

Their strong feelings for each other transcends into every universe, if there is a Megatron, then a Starscream will be his second in command

Everyone knows they're together, or at least, intimate (?)

The autobots want them to stay together, the disfunction is tactically advantageous, Optimus Prime watches human bad romance shows for ideas (they almost never work, almost)

When they do work he's like, super smug about it and it makes prowl really mad because none of his logical plans have worked, but how the frag did a hallmark movie plot work??? It's JULY

Starscream is a cat person, Megatron is a bird person

Megatron wanted songbirds but he doesn't want the cats to eat then so he got ravens instead, they're super intelligent and he taught them seeker formations using lazerbeak

Megatron is delighted, starscream is passive aggressive to them, the ravens pick up on this and poop on him alot

Starscream won't kill Megatron when it's super boring, like traveling through space for years together where theres no battles, it's too anticlimanctic

Megatron also will never kill starscream, (unless it's to livestream his funeral on twitch that one time ig) everytime there's a new wave of recruits there's that one brave dumb soul who copies something starscream does and immediately gets executed, the recruits learn quickly that starscream is an exception

Starscream uses reddit to post AITA questions about his and Megatrons arguments sometimes, he's always voted as the asshole

Starscream acts more flirty when there's news helicopters around because he knows that there's fanfic about him and megatron and he unironicly got invested in one fic so he's trying to get the author to update faster

The author is thundercracker

[hikarry]

I'm currently playing a game I like to call "How many times can I kill this silly lil angel and give the demon a new trauma?" and if this ain't a fantastic exercise

- Get the bookshop on fire (again) but with Hellfire this time and make Crowley have a terrible flashback? Check

- Create an angelic sickness that has a minimum of logic and make Crowley watch as Aziraphale slowly fades away? Check

Before you berate me, 1/2 of my wip folder is actual fanfic material. The other half is just snippets of me getting these two idiots to finally shag and, well, my lil game so these lil things will probably never see the light of day....unless I get inspired while I'm writing an actual project and use them. Who knows. Anyway

All this to say: why tame your demons when you can kill your angels - for science

(Crowley doesn't approve, but I'm your God inside this folder, you sweet lil thing, so shut it and spin the roulette)

[ruined-crow-boy]

Do you think we'll be friends in another universe?

Nah bro we're french Percy Weasley and scabbers

[mathyna]

I´m out of ideas for sexy Gort so have this weirdly done portrait instead

My sleep deprived immature babbling under the cut

[kitwilsonsass]

THIS WAS PEAK PRO WRSTLE