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Older technology like photocopiers just burned your pictures if you left them for too long. Nowadays, letting them steep in digital image compression algorithms means they get wonderfully and deliciously deep fried.
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and not a single good one let's go boys mediocre nation!
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NO NO NO TUMBLR I DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WANT TO SEE WHAT MY MUTUALS LIKED. I WANT TO SEE WHAT THEY'VE REBLOGGED. IF IT WAS WORTH SEEING THEY'LL PUT IT ON MY DASH 37 TIMES
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NO NO NO TUMBLR I DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WANT TO SEE WHAT MY MUTUALS LIKED. I WANT TO SEE WHAT THEY'VE REBLOGGED. IF IT WAS WORTH SEEING THEY'LL PUT IT ON MY DASH 37 TIMES
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NO NO NO TUMBLR I DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WANT TO SEE WHAT MY MUTUALS LIKED. I WANT TO SEE WHAT THEY'VE REBLOGGED. IF IT WAS WORTH SEEING THEY'LL PUT IT ON MY DASH 37 TIMES
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I just followed you but now that you said you think Spider-Man is bi I think I gotta unfollow sorry
this is so funny what did you expect me to say. did u not read my url when u followed
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I think one of the most profound forms of love is "I'll try that, for you. I may not like it, but I'll try it."
It's a confused middle-aged man in a pottery class, whose daughter is helping him with his clay's plasticity. It's a kid scrunching up their brow while listening to their mom's favorite music, trying to figure out why she likes it. It's a girlfriend who says "Yes, I'll go with you" and her girlfriend cheering and buying a second ticket for a con. It's a friend half dragging another friend through an aquarium, the one being dragged laughing and calling out "Wait, wait, I know we're here for the exhibit, but I haven't been here! Slow down!"
It's being willing to spend some of your time trying something new because it makes someone you love happy.
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Woah that's crazy. I wonder why we don't take tourists in America to skid row or walmart
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One of my favourite things about hanging out in the trans community is how it has and will continue to slowly erode my ability to blend into cishet dominated social settings. I'm just fundamentally on different wires now, and that's great because I never liked those social settings anyway
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hello yes this is my darling computer who loves opening 500 command prompts for .0001 seconds dont mind her she has adhd
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“The Party Girl. A species that flourished from the late 90s to the early 2010s. population began to swiftly decrease in 2014 and the coronavirus pandemic is thought to have killed off the last of them. A species lost to time. Or so we thought. My hypothesis, gentlemen, is that yes, they have gone extinct. But i propose…” *i flip a lever and lights illuminate several test tubes, each containing a college frat boy. I pull out a cartoonishly large needle full of estrogen.* “…we can bring them back.”
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