#i have such weird dreams

[dovedrangeas]

had a dream where america decided it’s time to eradicate rabies in the whole country, which is good!!

but for some reason the government, a reason unknown to me in the dream world or me in the real world, a reason possibly not even god knows, decided against doing anything practical to give it to the animals, and instead hired a professional dart thrower to somehow administer it to the all the animals in the world

and she actually did it?? like the whole thing?? the dream ended with her being like “thank you, all this was a really cool challenge for me :)”

i hope this is how we do irl too. because it’s funny

[beepboopappreciation]

Is this anything

[ernestnott]

I had a dream about some fantasy shit and I had to give a name in order to sign up on a magical race and I gave « Zielo » and then the girl signing me wrote « Zielrap » and I was like wtf that not what I say. And, bcs I’m anxious and hate conflict, even in my dream 🙃, I said nothing and just take the name she gave me… and in my dream I remember telling myself, that James would do the same, only for different reason. He would take the wrong name with a smile and not even complain about it for the sake of not making someone uncomfortable with their mistake. And I feel like he is able to complain but only if it’s not for himself.

[chloesimaginationthings]

The nightmares in FNAF 4 get crazy...

[mearchy]

The best fics are the ones that recognize that although Luke Skywalker may APPEAR on the outside to be a normal friendly twink who happens to have cool powers, especially when contrasted with such ship partners as Boba or Din or even Han, he is arguably the scariest person alive in the galaxy around the prequel era. AND, crucially, he is also a fundamentally weird guy. This man was homeschooled on a rural farm his entire life and then apprenticed to a swamp gremlin who showed him how to tap into the cosmic power of the universe. He blew up the death star age 19, killing approx 2 million-ish Imperials. He is a vortex of Force power that can communicate with the ghosts of dead Jedi. He’s staring into the distance and mumbling to himself and doing Yoda aphorisms and casually pulling out the “yeah I could crush that guy into a paste with my mind (:” and nobody around him knows what to do with that. I think he is a character who has very little frame of reference for how a Jedi or a person in general is supposed to act and there is some thing about him that is by necessity really fucking weird and a little scary but he’s so nice that it can throw you off the scent a little bit. Thanks for coming to my TED talk

[delicatethunders]

[inkskinned]

i had a dream last night that i organized a tumblr meetup and we all agreed to go to a local bar together. so i go to the bar but it was a really busy night and i didn't want to ask every stranger "are u here for tumblr reasons" bc that's embarrassing and i'm shy. so i just got a drink and felt very awkward & hoped someone would approach me. tried to look inviting and like i was from tumblr but not like i was "from tumblr". when i left some girl stopped me to ask if i was there for the meetup but i was too shy and asked what's tumblr?

in the dream i went home to make a post about how nobody showed up to the tumblr meetup but my entire dash was people saying they'd gone to the bar but were too fucking shy to admit to being on tumblr so we'd all just had a drink and gone home

[mildarka]

...concerning

[tealgoat]

Had a weird dream

[conflitdecanard]

Had a dream a young Zoro protected a group of Shaymins and they loved him so much after that 〒▽〒

So I doodled it heehee And I'm pretty sure my brain didn't mean to make the two ball of green fluffs hangout as a joke dzedezd

[alicornze7]

Silly guys goin' on silly adventures:]

@rorydrawsandwrites's puppeteer au but the only difference is that jax gives consent

My contribution to this wonderful au has been long overdue:')

Rambling in tags ehe (cw: ribbun:p)

Well maybe it's not the only difference

[embers-archive]

The syndicate my beloved, you will always be famous to me.

This is a redraw of an old drawing from 2021, comparisons are under the cut :D

August 2021 vs March 2024

[canisalbus]

today I had a dream you were in my class, but in a weird way. You were represented by Machete. I went by and handed him some fanart of your ocs, he took a look at it and said "you do know that's not how you draw dog faces, right?" Other than that, he was really mellow, even concerned for me sometimes.

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[dreemurr-skelememer]

it falls down again moments after

[marragurl]

Look. This ain’t true. Like at all. This is so not the dynamic of this ship-

BUT

It’s fucking hilarious

So I made this on a google doc on my phone and I’m heading back to my sleep because of course, this came to me in a dream

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

I once dreamt that above a dark stage, a giant floating fish with human hands on its bottom recited poetry with fish names in it, and each time he named a fish with his deep voice the hands formed letters to write the name out.