#dream Vaschete sightings

[canisalbus]

I had a dream where I met Machete, except he had a cool gray gradient and was extremely fluffy so I speed drew this as soon as I woke up

I'll call him Katana

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[canisalbus]

today I had a dream you were in my class, but in a weird way. You were represented by Machete. I went by and handed him some fanart of your ocs, he took a look at it and said "you do know that's not how you draw dog faces, right?" Other than that, he was really mellow, even concerned for me sometimes.

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[canisalbus]

Hi, this is a weird thing to say, but I just took a nap and had a dream that Machete was in my kitchen, cleaning blood off of himself (the blood is on black gloves) with my sink faucet, spilling bloody water all over the floor, and staring at me while I suffer from period cramps on my bed (which was some reason in the living room. to clarify I'm transmasc so I HATE periods). Unsure if the blood is from me or some victim of his

The part that doesn't add up is Machete allowing bloody water to spill all over your kitchen floor, unperturbed, like it's nothing. He would never.

[canisalbus]

I had a dream last night about an AU where Vasco and Machete were switched. Vasco was the cardinal, and Machete was the Florentine ambassador. Machete was pretty much the same minus the religious guilt, and more confident, while Vasco had a somewhat small dose of religious guilt. Vasco still got assassinated unfortunately, and Machete went down the deep end and thought that was God's way of punishing them both. He then shot himself at the place where Vasco died :/

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[canisalbus]

I had a super weird dream the other night where there was some sort of fashion show/beauty pageant, and all the entrants were fucked up dream versions of Machete. I only remember two of them - the one that came in second place was machete with a rainbow tube for a head, and another that for some reason everyone was 100% sure cheated somehow that was like. biblically accurate wheel machete with his head copied into a fluffy circle with ears sticking out

still don't know why that one was cheating, I just remember everyone booing and being mad that biblically accurate machete won and feeling like the whole contest was a farce because of it

rough diagram included below

[canisalbus]

For some reason I had a dream last night where you were paid by some juice company to do art for the labels. There was a matching machete and vasco ones, so I bought one of each... idk why this was a dream but wanted to let you know your art is loved in my subconscious <3

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[canisalbus]

I had a dream about Machete and Vasco (actually a dream within a dream) but they were lesbians and Machete was a "trashy femme" and Vasco was a "gorgeous butch". In my dream in the dream it felt so clever that I woke up to tell my dream ppl about it. And then my wife came into the bedroom and I told her about it.

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[canisalbus]

fell asleep in class today with a fever and i had a dream that instead of dogs you drew mustelids

it wasnt u directly but im pretty sure the equalivent of you because i dont know anybody else would draw a stoat the same way you draw dogs

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[canisalbus]

I had a dream with your dogs but it was like. evil timeline where vasco died and machete turned evil and killed people evilly and evilly sought out vascos murderer but vasco had faked his death and was trying to disguise himself to take machete with him but evil machete evilly thought disguised vasco was vascos killer for some reason and evilly tried to kill him too (evil). I don’t remember what actually happened

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[canisalbus]

I had a dream you messaged me on roblox, I don’t even remember what you said but it was so vivid when I woke up I had to check if I even have roblox. (I don’t)

love your art btw :3

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[canisalbus]

Today i saw Machete in my dream. He was walking/running from something and he slammed into a wall and his snout flattened, he turned into a pug. Then I woke up in fear.

Terrible news. Noodle hound is now a pug.

[canisalbus]

I just dreamed I was working as a dog walker for Katya Zamolodchikova, and one of her dogs was Machete. He was very anxious about going out but I managed to get him to walk around a bit

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[canisalbus]

I wanted to let you know that I saw Machete in a dream a while back! It was a very odd dream where a mix of my favorite characters from various sources were mingling around in a white, featureless room. Machete was wearing his black robes with red piping and he was talking to Hercule Poirot (David Suchet's portrayal).

I lost track of him, but later on one of my OCs showed up bleeding dramatically (from some plot event I assume) and I saw Machete looking concerned. He'd managed to find himself a glass of wine somewhere in the interim. I don't know where Vasco was, but if he was around I didn't spot him.

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[canisalbus]

I'm sorry but I just need to tell you I had a dream about ur little guys where they lived on the same street as me and one of them ended up feeling obligated to become my partner in crime bcus I was "too young" and the other got dragged in almost immediately to stealing shit and helping me drive to regular work and also killing people???? they were so dog people despite me being human ???? thanks for letting my dream borrow them can you please take them back

So the things the dogs deemed you too young for:

1. Stealing shit

2. Driving to regular work

3. Killing people

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[canisalbus]

i had a dream last night that i was playing nintendogs and vasco was one of the puppies i could choose

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[canisalbus]

I had this really weird dream last night, where we were sitting next to each other and you were drawing something. I had this odd awareness that you didn't actually look like how my dream showed you, but that it was the only way that I could perceive you. (I don't know what 'be not afraid' shit my brain was on ok I was unconscious)

You turned to me and asked if I had a recent stab wound, as you were drawing one. I pulled my shirt down a bit at the shoulder, and showed a very recent stab wound (I did not get a backstory for it) and you looked horrified.

My first thought upon waking was 'well, you asked??'

- Looks another person straight in the eye and asks to see any recent stab wounds

- Is shown a recent stab wound

- Gets upset