#but if you called Machete trashy he would let that comment gnaw on his insides until the excess bile burned a hole through his stomach

[canisalbus]

I had a dream about Machete and Vasco (actually a dream within a dream) but they were lesbians and Machete was a "trashy femme" and Vasco was a "gorgeous butch". In my dream in the dream it felt so clever that I woke up to tell my dream ppl about it. And then my wife came into the bedroom and I told her about it.

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