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He's CUTE okay?!
#art#digital art#fanart#sketch#doodle#sketches#marv home alone#home alone marv#home alone 2#home alone#home alone fanart#marv#marv murchins#rendering practice#experimental#i have shit taste in men#rat bastard
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OHHHHH This one is fun too! I like a lot of characters. Like a lot. This will be hard to choose from :p ill narrow it down by not picking characters I've seen in the above polls and keeping them all from different series.
Tagging @meowmybeloved @johnny-but-emo @iwouldvethoughtofabetterurl @strawberrieg0re and @wormintheroad if you would like to join c:
Five Character Poll (tag game)
Rules: make a poll with five of your all time favourite characters and then tag five people to do the same. See which character is everyone's favourite.
thank you @jazzandpizzazz for the tag! Starting a fresh post for the sake of length but go vote in theirs here!
I tried to pick a variety of blorbos but boy was it difficult to narrow to five
tagging @linguisticparadox @tedkordisanasshole @organchordsandlightning @mygoodrabbit @halfdoublecrochet !
#two things my favorite characters are always able to illuminate:#i have shit taste in men#and im an autistic nerd#i considered adding gojo but honestly im rather embarrassed about liking him. since the majority of his fans are mega simps#i do find him hot but also i LOVE his character arcs and REALLY relate to that one time he almost died when he was a teen#still not embarrassed enough to not say this in the tags and... cosplay him in a maid dress i guess though#tag game#tagged#favorite character
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No more fighting and shaming people for their type of f/os. Support and love for all kinds of f/os Now.
✰ You have live action f/os? Maybe even only live action f/os?? That's awesome!! Your f/os from movies? Tv shows? Some independent series/project? That's so cool!
✰ You have anime f/os? Does your f/o list have popular characters from this season's newest anime or the most popular anime phone games? Love that for you! Glad you're having fun with your latest interests.
✰ You have f/os from video games? That's cool! Recent releases? Maybe even older games, last generation? Or maybe games even older than that? Indie games only a handful of people know, or indie games everyone knows? That's amazing!
✰ Your f/os come from children's shows or movies? Are they animated, or maybe live action, or one of the shows that use puppets? That's really great, I'm glad you can find beauty in these shows people might say you're too old for. Never let anyone stop your love for your interests.
✰ Your f/os are from comic?? Me too! Are they from big name series or maybe the lesser known ones? Are they indie comics? Maybe even webcomics?? Hell yeah, great taste.
✰ F/os from podcasts? Actual plays/liveplays?? Novels?? Yes!! How fun!! It can be hard when there's very few visuals of your f/os and all of your content is just audio/writing, but it's sweet that you can find so much love for them that you don't need visuals.
✰ Maybe your f/os are from something I didn't even think of. If so, I love that. Your taste and love for your f/os is unique!! And I'm glad I get to learn more about it :)
I think it's great that there is such a wide variety of types and tastes when it comes to self shipping. Some people's f/o lists are only super attractive anime pretty boys, some are from clunky PS2/Xbox games, some don't even have visuals of what they look like, some you've seen everywhere and some you've never heard of in your life. It's great, our differences are what make all of us coming together even more beautiful, I think.
[If you're an adult that ages up characters under 18 or are pro.ship or whatever, this post isn't for you to reblog]
#dragon's ramblings#had a thought that made me mad. remembered some ppl who like. genuinely would shit on ppl for their f/os#why be elitist and mean abt ppl's tastes. you wouldnt want someone to be mean to you.#i have friends who like anime boys. weird video game men. comic characters. children's cartoon characters.#friends who's f/os are human and some who are monsters and some who are just little creatures and weirdly shaped#and i love it i love to see it#ok i gotta go shower for work now. bye#self ship#self ship community#self ship positivity
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WE PLAY THE SAME KEYS AT DIFFERENT TIMES — r. kaji.
cw: 18+ mdni, f! reader, car sex, spit. wc: 0.8k a/n: unedited. thought about him on my drive home. enjoy.
You and Kaji can’t ever just listen to music in the car together.
He really never intended for it to be like this at first— but once it happened the first time, it’s all he could think of the next time he got in his car. It’s the same every time; inviting you for a ride to listen to a tune that’s stuck in his head, one he claims he can’t get rid of until he hears it again. But with him, it can never just be one song. There are too many that make him think of you these days, despite his best efforts to press skip on those in particular.
He drives around until night falls, and you’ve both shared everything you’ve had on repeat this week. As he pulls onto the highway, the low vibration of his car picking up speed thrums against your thighs, much like the guitar blaring through his speakers. The low light of the city falls on his hands as he steers with practiced motion, heel of his palm flat against the leather. Warm yellow light trails along the veins on his arms, dragging your gaze wherever it touches. It highlights the rim of his features for a split second, long enough to see the way he side eyes you.
He lets out a huff, leaning back against the headrest to hide in the dark, though it’s futile. As he whirrs past the overheads, the light guides your gaze to his thighs, spread lazily even with one foot on the gas, and up, up, up to…oh. It’s only a second that you see it before light rushes past, and you wait on the next street light to illuminate him. It takes its time, stretching slowly over the same path, fingertips to forearms to biceps. A flit of your eyes down, and the car leers onto the exit ramp, light changing its course and missing the bulge of his cock entirely.
The both of you huff for different reasons, you in disappointment, and him in relief. Not that you can hear each other over the music, anyway.
You spend the rest of the ride bopping your head along and picking up your phone to add songs you like to your own playlist. He’s grateful that there aren’t as many street lamps on the route to your place, so you miss the poorly hidden smirk that plays on his lips.
Pulling into your driveway, he thumbs at his wheel to turn the music down just as that one song comes on. The one you fucked to the first time he did this; the reason he keeps inviting you to do this. He pauses, sighing, and turns it back up again. You tense, thighs crossing as you hear the click of his seatbelt and squeak of the leather as he reaches over to click yours, too.
Kaji’s breath always comes out ragged— grits his teeth and hisses through them even as his chest heaves for more oxygen. He’s got you bouncing on his cock in his backseat, guiding you to some extent, rough grip on your hips because he really can’t find it in himself to be gentle. Not when you move so perfectly you hit every goddamn beat.
You’re the perfect melody to him— he has half a mind to lean forward and turn the music down in favor of the sound of you. Ass clapping against his thighs, wet squelching from between yours, breathy moans and gasps and keens. He wishes he could isolate every salacious layer of sound— to savor it, ingrain it into his memory to replay over and over.
The beat of the song slows, just before he knows it’ll build up again. He takes the break to wrap an arm around your waist, effectively slowing the motion of your hips. You whine as he forces you to grind your clit against him, and he hums, captivated.
Using his free hand, he twirls his fingers through your hair, wrapping the strands around to get enough hold to pull you forward, the abruptness ripping a gasp from you. Perfect. Twisting his lips up, he tilts his head forward, letting a glob of spit travel past his lips and drip down onto your awaiting tongue as he plants his feet firm on the ground. With all the leverage in the world, he bucks his hips up into you as the beat picks up again, the heavy weight of his thrusts knocking the air from your lungs.
It gets hard to move when you squeeze around him, ticks him off that you’re slowing down his rhythm. He just wants to give you what you deserve and you’re always holding him back with that fucking grip of yours. At least, he thinks, you’re giving him a chance to readjust his hips, so he can hit that spongey spot inside you until the song closes out, until all that’s left is the sound of your shared panting.
#kaji ren x reader#kaji x reader#windbreaker x reader#btw you're the tune stuck in his head. if that shit wasnt obvious#him listening to rock music in canon is sooooo yummy to me#i love fucking men who have my taste in music#anyway#if anyone is interested in the song i had in mind#i wanna firstly say that i'm kind of shocked that i wrote this for kaji and not endo#bc i have always heavily associated this song with endo#and is the song i used when i made the theme for this blog#um. so kind of betrayal and my heart hurts about it a little bit.#but anyway. bleed me an ocean by acid bath.#specifically#warning emo music lol#4:50-5:41 is reader bouncing on it with perfect rhythm#(and no they did not have sex for less than a minute im just talking bout the rhythm babyyyyy)#5:42-5:50 is the spit in reader's mouth#and then the rest is him jackhammering!!!!!!#:)#love u all.#in memoriam — ♱#haunts — kaji ♱
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me stubbornly forcing myself to drink green tea and rest from my THIRD COLD THIS MONTH
#i am so fucking tired of being ill#is it not enough that i have a chronic illness and chronic pain condition all the time anyway???#ughhh#i'm grateful because i at least managed to get to (most) of the gigs i wanted to this month#but other than that i've literally just been stuck in bed unable to do anything and my brain is starting to melt with boredom#idk how i can still not be well enough to write or absorb myself in reading a good book or fanfic or even be on here properly#but my brain feels like MUSH and it's so frustrating#i miss my little four walls men so much 😩#i miss being able to see the sky and see my friends and taste the food i eat#sorry i know i'm complaining#i just needed to vent for a moment#it's been such a shit few months anyway and i was already in a really rough spot with my mental/physical health for a number of reasons#so this just feels like the last straw#universe please let me feel a little better soon#i have things i want to do and people i want to talk to and fics i want to write#oh how nice it must be to live in a body that isn't constantly impaired in some way 🤦♀️#lulu posts
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hi i made a tier list of how homophobic rezero characters are
hello in the spirit of valentine's day and the very welcoming community here on rezero tumblr i decided to make this with the help of my lovely mutuals.
#anyway heres some fun little explanations if youd like to read:#otto has. so much internalized shit going on i dont even know where to begin. not as severe as like subaru fr and def not in the same way a#whatevers happening with ferris but like by the time u get to arc 8 hes a total shitshow LJSLDKF#like ottos. transphobic. canonically. with natsumi schwartz. and then hes def got More going on bc his attachment style is soo....#wilhelm and heinkel i think would def be homophobic outside of reinhard/reinhard related things but its funnier to describe it like that ok#and either way the main target of their homophobia is gonna be reinhard LMAO#oni elders suck ok. theyd all be homophobic#rams got a strong case of comphet rn but when she doesnt have comphet shes chillin with subarus gf and having wlw mlm hostility with subaru#and otto. the entire judges your taste tier is all insane teen girls or frufoo and patrasche (who DEFINITELY judge otto and subarus taste)#frufoo patrasche are like that one reddit post about that one guys dog being homophobic after seeing their owner get topped in gay sex#also als in that tier bc al.#alcor is technically subaru but he gets to be a tier lower than subaru bc. hes also not technically subaru its very complicated but#at least he doesnt have the entire boy drama subaru has LSJDF#reids iconic line is the ones where he calls julisuba boyfriends u know. its extremely iconic.#a dear mutual of mine has informed me tivey is in lol ok while his triplet siblings wouldnt know what being gay is which LKJDSLFSD thats#fucking funny i had to do it#id argue satella is in lol ok bc she lets subaru do almost anything ok. this includes being terribly into men. she knows shes got his heart#either way. and also elsa dont care unless it affects how ur guts taste#rems reaction is gonna be lol ok unless its subaru coming out to her. then shes gonna have some Mixed Feelings#rezero#re:zero#i forgot to add but u could def argue garf knows what being gay is bc his two older brothers are just Like That#but also neither of his brothers would be caught dead explaining what being gay is to him
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one of the reasons i didn't accept being trans sooner is because i'd look at the cishet men i know and at how they treat women in their lives, at how fucking vile they can get and how casual they are about being blatantly misogynistic, how there are usually absolutely no repercussions for any of it, and i'd think to myself "if this is what being a man is about then i don't want to be one". eventually i'd figure out that no, this isn't what being a man is about, it's just something a lot of them perpetuate, it's not inherent, you don't have to be That. so seeing other trans men who, generally speaking, should've had somewhat similar experiences, come out of it on the opposite end where they gleefully grab onto transmisogyny and have fun with it and feel justified and righteous perpetuating it is fucking baffling
#this is very subjective of course but still#all this talk about “”female socialization“” and for what? it's just an excuse to be blatantly transmisogynistic and nothing else#what about experiencing misogyny yourself and seeing it happen over and over and over and not wanting to be a perpetrator of that#how do you see all this shit and then come out of it wanting to target not just women but the most vulnerable group of women too#did you see cis men getting away with it every time and wanted to have a taste of that#with your fancy little “i'm trans tho” shield and a bunch of transphobic excuses why being mean to transfems is fine actually#transmisogyny#<- for blacklisting purposes but if more people than i intend see it then whatever ig#benvey tag
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having a nerdy parent isn't fun because they're better art than you they're better at writing than you they've watched more anime and movies and THEY WONT GIVE YOU A GODDAMN SHOUTOUT ON AO3 FUCK YOU MOM YOU'RE FUCKING LUCKY YOU DON'T LIVE WITH ME BECAUSE I SWEAR TO GOD I'D BURN YOUR HUSBANDO BODY PILLOW/j
#shit post#anime#mommy issues#shitpost#ao3#fuck you mom#I will burn all of your manga/j#anime body pillow#you have shit taste in anime men#you'll never be victor from Yuri on ice#>:( i hate it here#>:(
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all aboard the toxic yuri train or something
Tbi Loki is so fucking funny actually imagine being in the midgardian rebellion and one day completely out of the blue the tyrannical dictators lead engineer who she's at least vaguely homoerotic with shows up on your doorstep like "hi can i join you i need to blow up a train <3"
#yes this is the second time I've drawn a loki in the ukulele apology video#she has a lot to apologise for in every universe#(apart from kna loki she's done nothing wrong ever in her life other than having shit taste in men)#my art#the bifrost incident#did I make this exclusively because I thought of toxic yuri train? you'll never know
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tired: hua cheng is dashing and very handsome because xie lian said so
wired: hua cheng is shaggy and scraggly and xie lian just has bad taste
#heaven official's blessing#hualian#hua cheng#xia lian#tgcf#no shade on hc i love him this is just a funny way of reading the books#reminder the books are in xl pov and he collects trash and his cooking makes ppl cry and passout he could have shit taste in men
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i love that one of the things amara says about chuck is that he “always had terrible taste in men.” amara what does that mean. men didn’t exist yet. what are you talking about. were you peeking outside of your prison just to see how shit your brother was at picking up guys.
#‘men’ actually is not a gender in the way we understand it. the proper definition of it is ‘people chuck dates that amara doesn’t like’#thats what a man is in the spn universe. and dean is one of them-#sorry they are so funny to me. petty sibling squabbling except its about concepts that didnt even exist#did she make that up on the spot actually. did she just decide that.#she’s like ‘retroactively i know he would have had shit taste in men. so he always has.’#she’s amazing. no notes on her character at all. gods evil sister breaks out and drags him for being the shitter bisexual of the two of them#amara spn#chuck shurley
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god the way i forgot for like 7 and a half episodes that this is a marvel show...... i am both dissapointed and surprised, which shoud never really be a combo. Also ghost agatha was bad simply bc it didn't let me appreacite kathryn being an apathetic b*tch in all its glory
#agatha all along#i like evil women i do i just...needed them to focus more on that then? like not spell it out but show a bit of why agatha basically put on#a show for the most recent coven and all the seemingly redeeming qualities were just either a smokescreen#or actually her starting to give a shit but then pulling back at the last minute#also not to gender shit but it leaves a sour taste having the only ppl she cares about be men. like. really? the only one she gave a damn#about is just billy? not alice who died protecting her? not lilia who she kinda respected??#(and i liked the agatha billy relationship. the woman lost a son and the boy lost a mom. im a SUCKER for platonic/familial shit.#at least in the first part. that also got 'resolved' incredibly quickly and unsatisfyngly)#like it was TOO much of a 180. make it make sense in either way#shes been a mass murderer all along bc she derives pleasure from it or its the way shes learnt to survive#and grew apathetic at some point#but commit to it??#dont have the entire back half of the series be about billy#they can both be a lame gay witch duo in vision whatever or something#i have so MANY THOUGHTS#anyway im just gonna make up my own ending after the first half of ep8#agatha harkness#like my complaints dont even really focus on agathario which was also...conflicting (i do love the toxic yuri side of it)#just. like. develop your MAIN FUCKING CHARACTER BETTER gdi#mt#mcu
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Wanted to wait until I actually watched the show before saying anything but @ villain fuckers: Homelander? Seriously??
#not eli's art#eli rambles#the boys#sure he's an interesting character but all i wanna do every time he appears on screen is punch his fucking face#are straight women ok?#(inb4 someone comes @ me saying that they are [insert any other identity] and they find him hot: don't care. you give straight woman energy#also billy butcher is right there ffs#y'all have shit taste in men and i'm not afraid to say it#i'm probably swinging a bat at a hornet's nest but idgaf#not kuro#not yoi
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tagged by @piyo-13 to make a poll of my top 5 characters and see who comes out on top and well....
Honorable Mentions: Mishil from Queen Seondeok (the OG baddie bitch antiheroine!!! Watching this sageuk as a kid literally alternated my brain chemistry hahaha), Emily Throne from Revenge (another OG antiheroine girlie I was frothing at the mouth over!!!) and Jem Carstairs from The Infernal Devices (the stranglehold this boi had on me during the heyday of the YA paranormal romance era LMAOOO)
Tagging @gyuseulogy, @selkiestars, @skadren, @whenquietthunders, @yukipri, and anyone else who wants to do this!
#personal#bruh...this was so hard#i originally had a top 20#narrowed it down to 10#and each time i narrowed down#i felt like i was sending off my children off to the guillotine rofl#a friend once absolutely CLOCKED me#by saying 'ur fave taste in fictional men is the kind princely type with severe childhood trauma'#while ur taste in fictional women is OG baddie bitches that you want them to step on u#typically in the antiheroine vein#and i was like 'do not...do not perceive me in this fashion plz'#but clearly she was right#but also characters who continue to chose KINDNESS and EMPATHY in increasingly unkind worlds/circumstances#that shit is my personal catnip#literally frothing at the mouth over#all the men in this poll seem to be cut from the same cloth tbh#they are my traumatized pookie sons lmaooo#and i usually scream about them in the tags a la 'MY PRECIOUS SONNNN!!!'#tanjirou should be fairly obvious#as I glanced to my acrylic standee collection on my bookshelves#and I have 7-8 standees of him alone [but a few are group standees lol]
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i had to be nosy and check back on the op of post and apparently you are privileged if you think it's silly to think you would have entirely different taste in music if you were straight and not gay/bi and that straight people don't know brat.
also he posted his spotify playlist proving he's too gay to have any other taste in music and it literally was just half slayyyter half charli with a sprinkling of sophie, fka twigs, and tove lo like sir you are just hte average popheadscirclejerk poster with no expansive music taste beyond their memes. plenty of straight people there.
this is truly the "i'm not like you PLEBS i have diverse taste in music i listen to dua lipa AND mitski AND megan thee stallion" all over again
#i understand the 'if i was a different sexuality my life experiences would be radically different so via butterfly effect we can assume i'd#have different taste in music'#but that's laso true about like... any life difference? not sexuality#but i liked a shit ton of hte music i like right now when i felt and truly embodied being a cishet lil girl#and share my music taste with a lot ofcishet women and men#so... idk#beyond pointless philosophical 'if i wa sa different person i'd be different' ponderings#just shifting my taste from all genders to one shitty gender isn't gonna change what sounds good in my ears#especially since i was a fujo before i was gay myself
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#‘she loves old people and these guys are fascinating’#it’s just the peak of comedy to me that she was ina relationship with mick before Pacino#that’s commitment#commitment to what exactly I’m not sure. but it’s commitment#I too have shit taste in men#but I’m not jumping every hot 70 year old in a le coq sportif jacket I walk past in marseille
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