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Time to read two papers I was supposed to read 3 weeks ago so that I can write about them OTL
#almost 1500 words OTL#I DONT WRITE#but i want to get bettwr#so here we go i guess#i have other things to do tooooooooo#i just want to sleep WAAAAAAAAAA
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i feel like if you asked modern sej would make a workout routine for you 🙁 like if you were new to it but wanted to get into it with him he would be so giddy and buy you cute outfits to wear to the gym tooooooooo
HE WOULD
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like he plans the entire workout for you after talking for a bit to see what exactly you wanted to even work on in the gym and then you suddenly realize you don't have a lot of workout type clothing.
Sejanus without hesitation is like, "oh, I'll buy you some." And if you really didn't want him to, he wouldn't but on the other side, he would smile call it a treat from him to you, because for him, he's happy enough to share this hobby with you now, buying you clothes is an added bonus. Another thing, "I'll buy you workout clothes as long as I can help pick them out," and he winks, so you immediately understand why he'd want to.
But you know what? I think despite the fact that Sejanus would 100% end up getting turned on seeing you workout in leggings/shorts/t shirts/tanks WHATEVER, he'd also be so respectful with it. He'd keep himself at bay until the workout was done and he can fuck you in the shower or something.
OH ALSO this meaning maybe both of you are sore now after workouts and you're laying in bed with him, his head buried into your neck, kissing it, nipping at it and you already feel the way he's grinding against your ass, so you tell him, "sej, I'm too sore. You're too sore."
And Sejanus groans, mumbling on your skin, "I don't care, I'll do the work. Don't worry yourself."
#modernasks#sejanusasks#sejanus plinth#sejanus plinth x reader#sejanus plinth smut#sejanus plinth x you#sejanus plinth imagine#sejanus plinth fanfiction#sejanus x reader#sejanus x you#sejanus smut#sejanus plinth fic#sejanus plinth drabble#sejanus plinth blurb#tbosas#tbosbas
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🧺 as easy as abc -> H, I, N, O for Barty and Remus please 🫶
idk if you meant SFW or NSFW? so I'll do both as long as I haven't already answered them which you can find by searching "ABC's" on my blog!
H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)
I've answered this for them already!
I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)
I feel like Barty would have said this to you before you'd even agreed to go out with him, but the first serious time I think might be after sex tbh....I think at first, that's the closest he can imagine every feeling to someone and that's the only way he knows how to express it so it would follow right after.
I think for Remus it would slip out as the two of you were joking and bantering back and forth having a fun time. You'd tease him about something and say like "you know what, Remus? We're done. I'm leaving." and he'd be laughing and go "what? you're calling this off already? I love you and you're going to leave." and then he'd be like 😳. I don't think it would take tooooooooo long but it wouldn't be super fast; if he admits it out loud, it might hurt more when he loses you
N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)
I've answered this for Barty already! I see Remus having a really detailed and structured night time routine; it is always the same and never varies. The only thing that might change is what time it happens. It's so routine that neither of you have to even think about what you're doing as you dance around each other in sync before climbing into bed together. then I see him all soft and gooey; some sweet (SFW) pillow talk and giggles before falling asleep.
O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)
Barty is an open book; you never have to wonder what he's feeling/thinking/doing because he's already told you and he's in the process of making it everyone else's problem.
Remus has an air of mystery to him, I think it might take you a while to figure out his tells/how he's feeling because he seems really impassive. I think it would take a while for him to start opening up to you, and not just his usual self-deprecating jokes. I think it might even take you getting upset/arguing with him about it before he realizes he's still keeping you at arms length
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H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Barty partakes in manscaping, I think Remus might be a little au-natural/trim it shorter
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
I think it depends for both of them tbh. I think Barty talks a big game sometimes and then ends up being a total melt in bed just cooing and fussing over you. I think Remus is usually a sweetie pie and is always "making love" vs. "fucking", but close to a full moon he's a bit of an animal
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
I think Remus would say no to breath play (feels too dangerous for him, doesn't want to hurt you). I also think he'd say no to CNC [maybe free use would be okay? but would still make you use your safe words and even then, I think he'd struggle]
I have a hard time saying for Barty tbh......I think he'd be down for everything at least once!
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
hmmm I think it depends on their mood (e.g., after a full moon, Remus prefers receiving because he's sore and tired and wants you to make him feel good/take care of him) but generally I wanna say they both prefer GIVING. Barty's head is sloppy and rushed but he's enthusiastic and gets the job done. Remus is a fucking god at it.
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AY YOO IVE GOT MY STUPIDEST ZELDA THEORY EVER
OK SO THE SWCRET STONED
These fruit gummy fuckers everyone agrees Lonk would eat on sight
I THINK THEY TURN PEOPLE INTO FURRY GODS- I MEAN ZONAI
So let’s look at the hair, those godly locks
AWWWW YEAH
HE A GHOST AND GOAT DADDYS STILL GOT IT
But there’s two other not originally Zonai peeps with secret stones who need a special barber
But Ganondarfr didn’t have long hair before he got jelly and stole Sonia’s fruit gummy
SO WITH THE PICS OF SONIC AND GARFUNKEL THE FRUIT GUMMIES GAVE THEM LONG HAIR
And there’s another Zonai God Gal for reference the one the only MINERUUUUU
And the thing about my bestie Minnie is she’s got short hair which seems like a plot hole in my theory
But if you look at Minnieerus hair from the back it shows just as much volume and potential to be long enough to weigh her ears down so my theory is my girl just chops her hair like every day so she looks cool with her short hair and floaty scarf thingy
Btw heres my favourite pic of Zeldie with her adoptive lumps of hair
But what does that mean for Sonia?? Girl changed species???
Well looking at the other Hylians of the era it isn’t just a time difference between her and Zeldao
Here’s some of her Hylian besties and guess what their hair doesn’t reach to their ankles
Even in the murals Soniar stands out with way different features from the normal Hylians
SO I THINK GOAT DADDY I MEAN RUAUR GIFTED HER A STONE SO THEY COULD BE TWINSIES AND HER HAIR STARTED GROWING AND THEY WERE LIKE OMG WE MATCH!!!!!
Anyways that’s the hair Zonais got long hair and Soniie babe and Goofandoofle both got long hair not native to their species that they didn’t have before the fruit gummy evolution
SO SAUNA AND GANONDORK GREW LUSCIOUS LOCKS TO THE FLOOR WHEN THEY STARTED WEARING WELCHS FRUIT SNACKS
But we can’t just assume the stones turn people into Zonais on just hair alone!!!!!!!
SO LOOK AT SOME EARSSS
It’s a pretty distinct thing for goat gods I mean Zonai to have pretty long hearing flesh sticks
Once again looking at the pics and murals from before Sonnia’s Hylians of the time don’t have those long features- they do have a bit longer ears than our Zelda but Sonar’s still different my babe got a stone and her ears were growing and she was like huh cool
AND MY QUEEN (LIKE SHES AN ACTUAL QUEEN OK LIKE ROYALTY SHES MY QUEEEEEN) SONNA GOT LONGER HEAD ACCESSORIES I MEAN EARS TOO WHEN SHE GOT THAT STONE
BUT WAIT !
GABONDARFLE didn’t get longer ears!!!
(But with ears he also had different ears to begin with ewww round)
But all his features from the edible rock are also different than Sortias
WHY IS THAT?’!
Well you know what I think
I think the little transformation crap depended on how they used the power
Sonia didn’t really use it much, at least not enough to transform her in seconds like Demon Ding did
BUT WE SEE GANNONDORFLE TRANSFORM IN LIKE TWO SECONDS WITH HIS RED SKY AND ANGRY GROANING
GRRUUUUUUGHHHH
So I think my dude got different transformation features because he poured all his power at once and grew it like crazy instead of being a normal god furrie
BUT THEN WE GOT THE TEETH
They didn’t know they were gonna need a new dentist when they got stoned but they do they really do like look at those fangs
The Original Zonai tm got goat teeth but then so did Ganonfqorf when he did the Demon Ding dingy
BUT THEN GUESS WHAT THEY ALSO GOT?!
HORNS!!!!!
When Gonandorcl turned himself into a whatthehell he got himself some horns
And most everyone’s like oh he just got some horns because he’s like a demon king thing now
BUT GUESS WHO ALSO HAS HORNS?!??!
AWWWWWW YEAREAASHHHHHH
RARFU GOT HORNS TOOOOOOOOO HE AND GANONSFORE ARE TWINSIIESSS
But then we got their nails
DAMN GIRL! MINIIERROOO FOR THE WIN with her purple nails, once you’re a goat god, a Zonai, a Zoat if you will you never have to get a nail job again just look at those CLAWS
And again my queen Soneyoe (MY QUEEEEEEEN) doesn’t have those dumb features like horns and teeth and nails cause she didn’t feel like screaming like she was in labor to squeeze all the juicy power from her fruit gummy
BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN FOR MY GIRL ZELDA SHES GOT A SECRET STONE TOO IS SHE GONNA BECOME A ZOAT I MEAN ZONAI
Well I think she’ll be fine cause she doesn’t know her strength enough to go bonkers fucking wonkers and go full out ape god mode (same for all the sages from past and present)
But I know you fan artists and writers and comicers (love y’all you’re great Ok) have been doing some shit about Lonk turning into Zonai when he got that arm well this is your invitation to have Zeldo get her BOTW hair back and maybe some bigger ears or something idk
SO THATS MY DUMBEST ZELDA THEORY TO DATE THOSE SERCET STONES TURN PEOPLE INTO THE ZONAI LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
#guess how high I was when I made this#the answers not at all I’m just ADHD#I like this theory so I might make an actual post of it later#but I’m never spelling ganondunkle’s name right again except sometimes#loz#zelda#link#legend of zelda#tears of the kingdom#totk#loz totk#totk spoilers#Zelda theory#idk man#man#this is cringe and I think that's ok. existence is meant to be embarrassing ya know? I might delete this at one point I reserve the right#lol I love me she's such a dumbass
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you know what you should do
you should follow batshit auspol
you know you want tooooooooo i bet new zealand doesn’t have our level of political fuckery share with us in this awe inducing hell of party affiliations love you <333
perhaps not but we have the queen chlöe swarbrick who pulls things out like "OK boomer" in parliament
ALSO also one of the national ministers... nicola? She's kinda renown for her terrible quotes in parliament like "I want to know exactly how big Grant Robertson's (finance minister at the time) hole is" and there was also one about the size of sausages the other day...
there was also a poster campaign this election unrelated to any political party but it was a mugshot of luxon with the words "out of touch. Too much risk."
anyway it's always better to laugh at another countries political fuck ups so maybe I will go follow them
#also a few years ago we had a labour (centre left) and nz first (harddd right) coalition#tay the rizzlord#<new tag for u it's probably gonna inflate ur ego but that's a risk i'll have to take <33
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Thoughts at 530pm...
I will be blunt and say upfront that I am NOT a fan of this isolation/quarantine ... but at the same time... I don't actually mind it all that much in a lot of ways.
I'm finally kind of relaxing, which isn't a normal feeling for me... and It'd probably take a week or two to really unclench I think.
To better explain, let me tell you what a day with W is like:
The alarm goes off at 635am and she grumbly gets up ... waaahhhh it's tooooooooo early .... From about 7 until 10 or so I can hear her in her office.
The closer it gets to 10, I am on high alert. Is she going to come in and want to take a nap? If so I'll have to stop what I'm doing and accommodate that. We have one bed... we share the bed... she has a right to sleep when she needs to. Other options are that she'll want to come in and tell me about her meetings or her projects or ask for help on what she's working on. Or she'll have another meeting with a different group until noon or so.
At noon she usually either has meetings, or is hungry, or is waking up and is hungry, or just misses me and wants to talk.
At 2 she's done with work, but between noon and 2 she's in and out and all around and doing her thing and often looking over my monitor meowing or wanting a hug or just... THERE.
Once work is done, it's nap time, so from 2 until 5 or so, it's snuggle and nap time.
At 5 it's get up and cook dinner, and once dinner is done around 6 or 7, it's snuggle and watch tv for an hour or two.
At 9 or so we're done with tv, and for the next hour we just putter about, until we start getting ready for bed at 10.
I get the bit from 6am until 10 am to myself... (kinda)... but after that.. it's whirlwind W until bed time lol
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What is it like in isolation?
I get up when I want... I go to sleep when I want... i eat randomly... the tv stays off... i mostly read and work on projects and do whatever as the mood strikes. I'm not constantly watching the clock. I'm not constantly listening for footsteps. I'm not watching the doors and alert for her to come in/go out.
I do a lot of stuff that involves heavy concentration and I block out the world when I'm in that mood. It's all about flow as I feel like I'm literally pulled along by my thoughts. Let's try changing this variable and record the results which might lead to a better understanding of this part... and ooh let's go for this and work on that. Let's go through this long list of data, sort it, get rid of duplicates, and edit it. It's just me, a screen, and a billion thoughts and I end when I end, I start when I start. Sometimes it takes 4 or 5 hours to work through a problem or a dataset.
In isolation, that's easy to do... I just sit and work on it as it flows, and take breaks when I feel like it.
My ears are off, my alert level is at 0. No one is coming in, no one is gonna bug me.
Another thing is that I do things without being questioned. No, where ya going, whatcha doing, whatcha working on, what's that, what's this what's what's what's.
Do you know that there is something actually super relaxing to not having to think about anyone but yourself? I get up, i get water, I sit back down. I putz around as mood strikes without any thought of anyone else or disturbing anyone else or what anyone else might want or need. I just... exist... and it's been so very rare in my life that I've ever been able to do that.
I've taken care of parents and grandparents. I've had a girlfriend or a fiancee, or a pet, or lived in rooms with 10-40 other men. There's always been someone or something... but now... this is the first time it's just me.
It's interesting.
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At the same time, i do miss her, and so we chat on messenger a lot, we have walkie talkies for quick communication, and we also have face chat so we are apart but we're not.
And honestly, I miss her, I miss feeling her lay next to me, I miss hearing her talk her head and mine off. I just miss being with her.
I know how hard this is on her, she's not liking it much at all. i don't know if there's a plus side for her in any way like there has been for me.
Honestly, I've slept so much of this isolation away. I was so stressed before, and then with the rain coming my joints and headaches are hurting worse, so I just close my eyes whenever and often.
Tomorrow morning at 10am will be a full 72hrs since I got home. I've had 0 symptoms so I think we're in the clear... until the 13th when we do this all over again!
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princess and nolan as taylor songs :
my qualifications: femme lesbian who loves nolan. at the age of 8 i had brain surgery, now i only make decisions with my tayfrontal cortex.
-Picture to Burn. she sings this at every minor inconvenience
-I’m Only Me When I’m With You.
-Tell Me Why.
-The Way I Loved You.
-Mr Perfectly Fine. she sings this to him all the time.
-Mine.
-Story of Us.
-Stay Stay Stay.
-The Moment I Knew. he missed their dogs bday party. by party it was her the dog, doggie treats and doggie movie marathon.
-Come Back…Be Here. missing her man on a roadie :(
-Blank Space boys only want love if it’s torture. don’t say i didn’t warn ya.
-Wildest Dreams. their song. period. this is playing her her head at all times.
-I Know Places. his fans are taylor swift level stalker.
-Ready for it…? KNEW HE WAS A KILLER FORST TIME THAT I SAW HIM WONDER HOW MANY GIRLS HE HAD LOVED AND LEFT HAUNTED. all of us princes. every girl gay they them on tumblr wondered this when they saw this man.
-End Game. every wag claims end game is theirs because it’s about wanting to be on the first roster. so many sports references.
-Gorgeous.
-King of My Heart. their story.
-Dress. contrary to the rumours it’s not black, it’s pink.
-Call It What You Want. MY BABYS FIT LIKE A DAYDREAM WALKING WITH HIS HEAD DOWN IM THE ONE HES WALKING TOOOOOOOOO.
-I Forgot That You Existed. not them, just nolan. @ Ron Hextall @ Bobby Clarke @ the entire flyers organization.
-Miss Americana and the Heartbreak Prince. need i say more.
-NO THEY ARE NOT PAPER RINGS. it is a very cute sentiment but not for them. she’s not asking for the most expensive, but defs good quality. her ring is solid and no chance of their union breaking.
-False God. idk if they’re religious but if they are they’re going to hell cause they might as well set up deity alters for one another since they’re obsssssessssed obsessed. like it’s sacrilegious and we should call the Vatican.
-Afterglow.
-peace.
-the lakes.
-gold rush.
-no body no crime. they are criminals in love. these two are defs hiding a body together then fucking in the bed of his truck under the stars.
-ivy.
-Midnight Rain. nolan vibing to this one. she is sunshine i am midnight RAIN.
-Bejeweled. her. he lets her be bejeweled.
-Karma.
-Mastermind.
allow me to elaborate?
picture to burn - "there's nothing stopping me from going out with all of your best friends" she screams that line whenever they have the tiniest of fights. like she just puts in her airpods and blasts this song. he looks on spotify and sees what she's playing and he's like "dear fucking god it was a joke"
i'm only me when i'm with you - "and i know everything about you" yeah nolan knows everything about her and she knows everything about him. to everyone else it's kind of creepy how well they know each other, it's like they can read each others minds. and they're not afraid to be themselves around each other, no matter how opposite they are of each other.
tell me why - "and i need you like a heartbeat, but you know you got a mean streak" is so them cause like they literally need each other, can't live without each other, but both of them have the biggest attitudes in their own way. they'll snap and pop off on each other, but they just can't seem to live without each other.
the way i loved you - needs no explanation. this is them.
mr. perfectly fine - no comment, she just sings this very loud and nolan likes it when she sings
mine - "you are the best thing, that's ever been mine" nolan puts that in his wedding vows cause he KNOWS how much she likes that song :,)
the story of us - "i would lay the armor down if you say you'd rather love than fight" cause at the end of the day, both of them hate picking at each other and getting on their nerves, and all they wanna do is just love each other.
stay stay stay - "nobody else is gonna love me when i get mad mad mad" it's true. even when she's mad, even when he's been ignoring her all day, they still love each other even at their worst.
the moment i knew - this is her song when he is on a road game during her birthday early on in their relationship and she realizes that if she's gonna stick with this relationship, she is gonna have to realize he can't be there for her during every single thing, and that sucks.
come back...be here - "i don't want to need you this way" if you've heard the story behind this song, the way taylor wrote it, you KNOW this is so them. she didn't want to get attached to him right away, she didn't want to get so invested when he was gone five days out of seven.
blank space - "i get drunk on jealousy" she hates when other girls slip into his dm's, approach him in public, try and flirt with him. she cannot stand another woman even looking in his direction. she doesn't intend on getting mad at him, but it comes out that way. if he wasn't just so......hot this wouldn't happen.
wildest dreams - "he's so bad but he does it so well" she knows about hockey players, the stereotype's about them cause after all she is cousins with nate isn't she? she knows what she is about to get herself into, but she can't help it. she falls deeply in love with a bad boy.
i know places - she hates that everyone is always trying to see what he's up to, seeing if he's active, so she loves and appreciates that he always keeps things so private, only posting once in a blue moon.
ready for it - "every lover known in comparison is a failure" nothing compares to their love; their raw, angsty, dirty, gritty, incredible love. past relationships combined are all specs of dirt compared to him, for her.
end game - "i don't wanna miss you like the other girls do" she knows that his exes miss him, and she doesn't ever want to experience that. she'll do anything in her power to make sure she never misses him like anyone else does.
gorgeous - "you've ruined my life, by not being mine" is her thoughts when she is forced to go home alone after seeing him for the fifth time at the suit store she worked at, and not even getting his number. she's forced to think about him day and night...until he comes in the store...not for a suit, but for her number.
king of my heart - "your love is a secret i'm hoping, dreaming, dying to keep" she wants to keep his love, his words, his touch, his everything to herself for the rest of her life. the moment they first kiss she owns him, she's his forever from the very first touch.
dress - "i only bought this dress so you could take it off" is actually true for her. when they're first dating, like only a couple of months in, she wears the hottest dress he's ever seen in his life in hopes that he takes it off of her later that night...which he does.
call it what you want - "i want to wear his initial on a chain round my neck" the first gift he ever got her was a necklace with the letter N on it, and she wore it until it literally fell apart. which she got very emotional over.
i forgot that you existed - she gets with him once he moves to vegas, obv, and as he starts to open about how he was hurt by philly she listens to everything he says.
miss americana & the heartbreak prince - he is her heartbreak prince, her handsome, her loving, her angsty, her mysterious heartbreak prince that she'll do anything to keep to herself.
false god - "hell is when i fight with you" she hates fighting with him. even though she is so stubborn, even though he is so hard headed, she hates fighting and arguing with him. and even in the middle of it, she would still worship the love they have for each other.
afterglow - "tell me that i'm all you want, even when i break your heart" when she overreacts, when she gets mad over the littlest things, when she gets frustrated, she still needs to know that he still loves her. and he does, he's convinced that there is nothing she can do that will make him stop loving her.
peace - "give you my wild, give you a child" even though it's a big debate for years between the two, she wants to give him a child, but until then, she'll give him the wildest days of his life.
the lakes - she just wants to escape with him, and every summer they do. each summer they escape to manitoba for the time being, just being by one anothers side and not being bothered by anybody else.
gold rush - they love going around their families and hometowns together, because they are such polar opposites everyone is so shocked. the hippie, mountain man that nolan is with real life barbie hanging on his arm, nobody believes it.
no body no crime - listen....if it really came down to it....they would kill for each other. but she also knows that if she were to ever catch him with another woman, both him and the woman would be killed dead.
ivy - "my house of stone, your ivy grows, and now i'm covered in you" nolan was a cold, frozen up, shut-off to the world man, and now he's covered in the warm life of his princess that he's so incapsulated to be in.
midnight rain - except, she is sunshine and he is midnight rain
karma - he knew, when he had the listening party with her (he wanted to sleep, but she forced him to stay up and listen) that when this song came on it was gonna be her song for a very long time. and he was right.
mastermind - "the first night that you saw me i knew i wanted your body" this goes both ways; the first time she saw him, made eye contact with his crystal blues, she knew that she was going to be screwed for a while. he knew that from the very first time he saw her, he knew that he had to have her.
hits different - "each bar plays our song, nothin has ever felt so wrong" that first time they break up/take a break they both know that they're meant from each other. the first couple of days they spend away from each other and not because he's across the country, they know that they're meant for each other. the first time he hears their song, he is using the only pink key that he has on his keychain to go over to her place, to make it right.
#my asks#nolan x princess#princess reader#nolan patrick#j's hc#nhl imagine#idec if anyone reads this#this is TOP TIER#for ME AND MY PEOPLE
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Hi Jen, thanks so much for answering our burning publishing questions. I wondered how many editors you usually sub with a PB, and assuming the feedback is good how many rounds you typically attempt before giving up (how many editors, total?) Also, for a primarily PB author, how many subs would you send out in a year (assuming a client has a few good ones ready to go?) Thanks again!
It depends on the book, the author, etc. Maybe -- 8 or so in a round? Then there are still some Plan B places to go if there are no bites, or there's room for the author to do a revision if we get feedback, etc? Except sometimes not that at all, because the author has relationships with however-many editors so we start with those? OR the author has an option at a publisher so we start with that? OR WHATEVER?
I would really rather not go out with a BUNCH of books in the same category by the same author in the same year -- like think about it. I could send a PB from the same author to the same editors a couple times a year at a push -- but more often than that, I'd be CRAZY seeming, particularly if they keep rejecting them. If an average submission takes like 3-6 months, and I was submitting new things to the same editors more than a couple times a year, I would seem like I was being thoughtless and just throwing new things at them as fast as they can reject them, rather than being thoughtful and curating things specifically to their tastes.
However if I have a couple PBs AND a chapter book series, or a couple PBs AND a MG, or maybe a FUNNY PB and a SERIOUS PB and a PB BIO -- those would be going to different editors, so ...
(THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS I KEEP TELLING Y'ALL TO SPREAD YOUR WINGS AND PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE EXPERIMENT WITH WRITING DIFFERENT KINDS OF PBS AND OTHER KINDS OF BOOKS TOOOOOOOOO)
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i’m just gonna call myself 🍑
ok so so my lovely warehouse daddy (<- we gotta come up with something) is quite literally tooooooooo fucking unreal, he is my walking wet dream. when he first got hired hE LITERALLY WAS FLIRTING WITH ME THE ENTIRE TIME I WALKED HIM THROUGH THE WAREHOUSE SHOWING HIM WHERE THINGS ARE (like in the last 6 months or so have i been actually flirting back bc at first i thought you know.. he was just being friendly bc it wasn’t obvious (to me))
and like when it’s me and him and a couple of other people closing, i’m usually the last one out if i’m the one closing HE FUCKING WAITS FOR ME MAMA. LIKE HE’LL CLOCK OUT AND JUST PLAY ON HIS PHONE AND WAIT FOR ME
and when i get ready to like turn the lights out and walk out he just trails behind me like a lil puppy anD AFTER TODAY I CAN ONLY THINK HES JUST STARING AT MY ASS
like he’s like the strong quiet type which works bc i am what the people call a blabber mouth, i can fill any silence, BUT HE ALSO RESPONDS BACK TOMME IF I DO GET GOING YOU KNOW??? K SHOW ME THE WAY OML HOW DOES ONE !!!??!!?!!??!??!
BABE DO NOT OVERTHINK IT IT IS HAPPENING THIS IS IT YOU'VE BEEN DOING THE THING THE ENTIRE TIME LET HIM SPANK YOU AND PROTECT YOU AND FLIRT WITH YOU.
#askK#seriously though it sounds like you're doing everything right!#warehouse daddy#warehouse daddy update#🍑 nonnie
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may i please have a big old rant about something that's been bothering you? get it out!! <3
OH LOUUUUUUU thank u for this i have Things To Say!!!
so many of you have probably seen my posts about wanting to leave my job. for those that don't know: i work as a stage manager for a theatre full time. it's what i got my degree in. i fucking love theatre and making theatre. HOWEVER!!!!! it is a very real problem that artistic jobs are still seen as "suffer for your art". this stereotype is very real and companies (like the one i currently work for) will use this to manipulate people into taking shit pay, shit accommodations, shit attitudes, and long, long hours. so even as i'm applying for other theatre jobs, it's the same problem. my boss has said to me on multiple occasions "we don't do this for the money, we do it because we love it" WHY NOT BOTH??? why can't i have an artistic job AND be able to fend for myself? it's literally just me and my cat and i'm still living paycheck to paycheck. it's dumb, it's outdated, and it's very harmful!! i was told it in theatre school as well!! the whole "suck it up, you're an artist" attitude is stupid because the world would not survive without art. we should be paying our artists better and making their lives manageable outside of work tooooooooo!!!!!!!!! my social life is my coworkers fr bc they're who i'm seeing 60 hours a week. it is not sustainable for artists to be treated this way!!! work life balance is still important even in the arts. you shouldn't have to suffer to make art. GOODNIGHT!!!!!
questions for sleepover ask game
#YEAH HAVING A LOT OF FEELINGS !!!!!!!!!#screaming into my pillow#asks#artists#emily screams into the void
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I FORCED MY LIVEWATCH ONTO MY FRIENDS NOW Y'ALL GET TO ENJOY
Okay, I got pizza, i've got a drink, i've peed, lets start this
omg i knew they chose the perfect alex via taylor cus of his BDE but holy shit dude can do sensitive too and we're just a minute in!!!!!!!!
omg the blank was hilarious in the trailer but it's soooooo much funnier in full speed. I AM CACKLING
their interactions are perrrrrrfect!!!!!
the cake scene, is so uncomforttable. i cant watch this but i need to watch this but OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is the best thing that has happened since sliced bread
you may want to put me on mute bc holy shit i don't know i how ill get through two hours of this mornons
the opening credits are a perfect choice for this movie/book
sarah shahi just keeps getting prettier
uma is the perfect person to be cast as alex's ma and us prezzie
Best line ever 'There is no getting out of this." 'What if I set myself on fire?' 'We'd ship the ashes to Heathrow.' I LOVE ZAHRA!!!!!!!!
DAVID THE DOG IS MENTIONED I HOPE HE IS IN THE MOVIE LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS
ugh loads of london sights, so boring SHAAN IS HOT AS FUCK
THIS IS SUCH A GOOD ENEMY ACT I LOVE IT I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE FREINDS AND THEN THE LOVERS OMG OMG OMGGGGGGG
henry needs all the makeup bc he's a pretty boy but alex is fucking FAAAAAINE
ughhhhh i love this movie so much imma cry
lmfao alex just called queen victoria 'vicky' in an interview and henry looks like he had a stroke
this is so good, the book closet vs movie closet scene is so well done i am so happy
taylor's. fucking. eyelashes. someone made this boy a maybeline ad from birth
AMY THE BODYGUARD DESERVES HER OWN SHOW
OMG THE MOMENT WHERE THEY REALISE THEY MAYBE POSSIBLY ARE NOT ENEMIES BUT JUST MISUNDERSTOOD EACH OTHER I AM SWOOOOOOONING
yaaaas ppl owning their privilege and being honest they may not be perf is mah jammmm
is alex in this movie not supposed to realise he is bi before he hooks up with henry like in the book? bc taylor has chemistry with EEEEEEEERRRRYBODY
omg they're starting to be friendsssssss
THE TURKEY SCENE OMG OMG
I love how they filmed the messaging scenes. So interesting.
alex's political career! i love this plot!!!
Zahra is srsly so fucking pretty
Nora is gorgeous as hell tooooooooo!!!!!!!! Everyone in this movie is absolutely perfect and pretty and i love them
Henry is just a dorky dork with dorkdom
THE CINEMATOGRAPHY IS EXQUISITE!!!!!!
ummm how did alex not get mono at this damn NYE party???
THE KISS THE KISS IS HAPPENING THE KISS OMFG THE KISS OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I AM OMG!!!!!!
Nora is great but she's like a mix of Nora and June and idk how to feel about it.
OMG ALEX IS DESCRIBING THE KISS AND HOLY SHIT
WOW
Nora and Alex being besties works rllllllly well
lmao alex ignoring an ex for henry was the most obvious thing ever how did no one realise?????
OH MY GOD I CANT THIS MOVIE IS GONNA KILL ME
THE LONGING HOLY SHIT
THE FUN FLIRTY THING IS HAPPENING NOW AND I AM HERE FOR IT
HENRY IS VERY MUCH INTO BEING ORDERED BY ALEX AND I LOVE IT
THIS
IS
VERY
STEAMY
HOLY SHIT
Wow, someone said 'I'm bisexual' and it feels really fucking awesome.
THEY ARE SO CUTE AND HOT
casual hooking up' stage YOU TWO ARE IN LOVE STAHP LYING TO YOURSELVES
OMG OMG OMG MY BRAIN IS MELTING
my cat keeps on walking in and out scared cus i keep shouting OH MY GOD SO SORRY TYMEK ALSO NICHOLAS GALITZINE ON A HORSE IS ABSOLUTELY A FANTASY OF MINE
HOLY SHIT THAT IS GUNNERSBURY PARK THEY FILMED IN GUNNERSBURY PARK AND NO ONE THOUGHT TO TELL ME?! RUDE AS FUCK!!!! I COULD HAVE BEEN THERE AND MADE NICHOLAS FALL IN LOVE WITH ME!!!!
'I think we should make love tonight'
'Um...yeah...I'm down' BOY PLS HOW DID YOU EVER GET LAID?????? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I can't they are so fucking hot and cute and how is this okay??????????????????????
sorry heteros, no movie will ever have a love scene as beautiful as this movie
oh shittttt an argument between alex and ellen and alex going 'yes madam president' instead of 'yes mom' DAAAAAAAMN
Alex excited about stuff is lovely and Taylor is a very pretty boi
The CGI is pretty crappy but thankfully it doesn't feature way too much.
THEY ARE SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!
THE ZAHRA SCENE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED
OH MY GOD THIS SCENE IS EVERYTTTTTTHING AND IS SO FUNNY OMG OMG OMG OMG
Shit. Alex coming out to his ma scene was beautiful and it hurt and it was perfect.
omg they are all so cute and perfect and cowboyy??? i am 100000000% into the cowboy!!!!!!!! and nicholas' voice, i forgot thhat the boy can sing!
ALEX YOU ARE IN LOVE IT BE OKAY
They changed from the book that alex's parents are together and not divorced and i think it works so well.
THEY ARE DOMESTIC IN THEIR BUBBLE AND CUTE AS FUCK AND TAYLOR IS GLISTENING WITH WATER AND I CANNOT HANDLE THIS
Oh no, this bit, this bit is sad, there is sad angst coming
THE ONLY REASON WHY I AM NOT CRYING AT RN IS BC THE CINEMATOGRAPHY AGAIN IS FUCKING GORG
1 hour and 17 minutes in. First fucking sighting of David the dog. Unbelievable. HE IS THE TRUE STAR OF THIS MOVIE!!!
sad angsty angst ☹️
'what if he won't see me?' OMG MY HEART
aw man, i wish we would have seen the dramatic scene where alex is at the palace gates screaming to be let in like that eric andre meme
there better be thousand deleted scenes
wooooooooah this confrontation is so much more powerful than in my book, these boys are such good actors omg
alex boy you're gonna catch a cold with that wet shirt 🙁 i think most of it is your tears than the rain
THAT BETTER BE ALEX'S BLUE HOODIE!
ugh, so jelly they got to have a museum all to themselves at night no less
also the V&E has never looked that nice whenever i've been there
'just a daft pubescent fantasy' BOY THAT'S HOW I LIVE
OMG THIS IS SO
OMG
'HISTORY HUH?! BET WE COULD MAKE SOME' THEY DID THIS SO FUCKING PERFECT OMG
WHEN DOES THE HAPPY EVER AFTER HAPPEN???? HENRY JUST WANNA KISS HIS BOY IN PUBLIC OMG
DAVID THE DOG IS BACK
Oh right, this fucking thing
The boys being outed by asshats
ofc miguel is involved, fuck off dipshit
Alex is fantastic at politics and I am in love with how fiercly he is protecting his and henry's relationship
ZAHRA IS SO DONE WITH THIS LOVESICK PUPPY SHIT I LOVE HER
ZAHRA IS MY HERO
OH MY GOD
I AM NOT OKAY EITHER HENRY
lmao you gossipy bitches
stephen fry in DA HOUSE!
lmao homophobia in the royal house here plaaaaay!
lmao when the king says 'i have read your emails all of them' alex is tots thinking 'they were hot weren't they' and henry is thinking 'fuckityfuck alex talks about my crack ☹️'
ALEX STANDING UP FOR HIS BOY IN FRONT OF ROYALTY GETS ME EVERYTIME
OMG YAAAAAAAAAS DA PUBLIC LOVES THEIR GAY PRINCE BOI!!!!
lmao philip 'you can't go out there' WHAT YOU GONNA DO? STOP THEM FIT BOYS WITH YOUR PASTY ASS STICK ARMS???
THEY. ARE. SO. CUTE.
you know it's fiction when texas has become a democratic state
THEY ARE SO FUCKING CURE
ARGHH THE CINEMATOGRAPHY IS SOOOOOO PRETTTTTTY
That is absolutely not the house I imagined.
OH NO IT'S OVER 🙁 BUT I LOVED IT SO MUCH OMG OMG OMG IT'S SO GOOD EVERYONE WATCH IT IMMEDIATELY!
lmao there's a bit at the end of the credit with the cake scene and alex going 'do you think anyone noticed?' i love this idiot so much
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Word and Connor roleswap au!!
Basically, villain / bio-engineer Connor and smalltime gear mechanic Word. Responding accordingly, Moordryd’s “destiny” as Shadow Booster is handed to him by his father, and Artha has to do his father’s bidding on Beau.
More deets on this au:
Connor sets up Penn Inc (LOL THIS SOUNDS SO DUMB) and is essentially a bio-engineer sort of mad scientist. Canon word mostly experiments with tech/gear, villain Connor does experiments on dragons and breeds for all colours.
Word on the other hand, is in Mid City, and owns a gear/mechanic business. While he does make some gear, production is very home-made, not super commercialised like in canon. Business is also in-part via providing mechanic services ie fixing gear.
Idk whether Word remains a member of the Priesthood, though I feel like it'd be easier storywise for both dads to be priesthood exiles.
Word meets Zulay, who is still the DE leader but not power hungry lol. Fira on the other hand, is as ambitious as her husband.
Moordryd is still the leader of the Dragon Eyes Crew, and like in canon, his father passes him the SB amulet upon learning Connor has managed to create the Dragon of Legend. (SB Amulet is passed down through the DEs)
Artha is the one with the redemption arc in this au, and it's largely Lance who influences it I guess. Eventually, him, beau, lance all betray Connor or something, up till Meggy turns up.
As for Parm and Kitt, they work on Artha's side for monetary compensation but eventually have a “Cain’s Mutiny esque” scenario where they cement that their loyalties lie with Artha, not his dad. Lol redemption arcs for everyone.
DEs are all good eggs, so we get to see the DEs as a crew try and make Down City safer/better. Unfortunately, Connor's dragon breeding business (in all colours) means he's highly influential amongst the crews, even if his son's racing team is "crew-less"
Both Word and Connor are priesthood exiles (just to make things easier story wise). Word does not fake his death to traumatise Moordryd into becoming the SB/start racing. He already does that as part of his mother’s legacy. So Word is around as himself to dish out all the knowhow as a past Dragon Priest. Possible tension point is discovering his father lied about his mom dying due to something related to the amulet?? Idk yet.
I think the general gist of the au is other coloured draconium vs black!
Brain going bzzz with au ideas of late, with unfortunately very little motivation to draw :’) Also! I have DB merch I’m going to make soon for a local comic convention, might open it to international orders too, but it won’t be tooooooooo serious a shop or anything. Still a big Maybe as logistics are not my forte.
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If Honkai fans treated Genshin the same way Genshin fans treat Honkai
(I can’t believe I have to say this but it’s a joke, but after being told I should die/ burn at the stake/ am a rich white straight cis man who hates every minority/etc. for the bingo I’m saying it. THIS IS A JOKE)
WOW HAVE U GUYS NOTICED THIS ONE CHARACTER IN MIHOYO’S OTHER GAME GENSHIN??????? YOU’VE PROBABLY NEVER HEARD OF IT IT WAS LESS POULAR.
DOESN”T THIS GUY LOOK LIKE HIMEKO EXCEPT THEY LITERALLY ONLY SHARE 3 THINGS IN COMMON??????????????? HE IS RED AND HAS BIG SWORD AND DOES FIRE TOOOOOOOOO?????? HE DOESN”T HAVE ANY OTHER SIMILARITIES WITH HIMEKO BUT WOW THEY MUST BE RELATED!!! MAYBE HE’S HER SON FROM THE FUTURE IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE??????
HIMEKO IS AN ALCOHOLIC AND DILUC OWNS A WINERY?????????? THIS BASTARD IS ENABLING HER
ALSO DOESN’T THIS LOOK LIKE THE CELESTIAL CASTLE FROM SAKURA SAMSARA?????
THIS MUST BE AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE VERSION OF YAE VILLAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!! DO YOU THINK IF WE LOOK HARD ENOUGH WE MIGHT FIND KALLEN?????????????????
EVERYTHING IN GENSHIN IMPACT HAS NO MERIT ON ITS OWN AND ONLY SERVES MY THEORIES. IT IS AN INFERIOR GAME WITH NO STORY WORTH LOOKING INTO.
NOW I’M GOING TO TALK ABOUT GENSHIN LIKE i KNOW EVERYTHING TO GET STREET CRED WITH THOSE FANS. DESPITE NEVER HAVING TOUCHED THE GAME.
(PROCEEDS TO TAGE ONLY GENSHIN IMPACT SO ALL THE FANS CAN’T FIND THIER OWN CONTENT ONLY SEE MY BULLSHIT)
Did I make sure that you know this is a joke?
I actually like Genshin a lot.
#geshin impact#genshin#genshin diluc#diluc#inazuma#genshin TheORies??????#honkai impact#have annoyed you with my tags yet??????????
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At Your Service~Kurama’s Story Summary
It was late afternoon and Yoshino wrapped up her business of selling medicines in town. She was feeling all jolly about her business going well but due to that she didn’t have time to take care of herself. While trying to put her tools in her bag, she fumbled because her hands felt numb. Then, Kurama comes out of no where and packs her things for her. Yoshino asked if he came to pick her up but he ignores her question and asks her what happened to her hands. Yoshino thanks him for coming to get her with a bright smile, after she understood Kurama’s unique style of showing affection. She looked at her hands and saw her fingertips were slightly red due to the cold. Kurama immediately orders her to come back home with him so he could warm her up. Yoshino tries resisting but he threatens to hold her right in the middle of the market, so she nods. Because she knows that Kurama always does what he says.
When they reached home, Kurama immediately makes her sit on his lap and hugs her tightly. Yoshino, obviously was blushing, but she was happy that Kurama was caring for her in his own way. Kurama checks her hand and sees that its still red and slightly rough. He asks if she’s overworking, while blowing her fingertips. Yoshino nods, and says that its because her medicines have been selling a lot recently due to the cold weather. Kurama asks her if she should be working with these hands. He tells her that she won’t be very useful if she works too hard and loses her hands. Yoshino thought about what Kurama said, and understood that he has point. She immediately declared that tomorrow she’s going to a break for the whole day. Kurama frowned and asked if she’s going to work tonight and Yoshino, because she’s Yoshino said yes and she wanted to finish making one more batch of medicines. Obviously Kurama didn’t let go of her the whole night.
Next day, as she promised, she was on a break. While walking in the hallway, she sees a soldier grieving about something. She asked what happened, and he told her about his wife’s condition. Something was wrong with his wife, I didn’t pay much attention because he’s not important. Yoshino’s helping instincts triggered and she immediately prepared a medicine for his wife.
In the next scene, we see Yoshino apologizing to Kurama for making medicines on her holiday. Kurama, on the other hand, knew her too well and was kinda sulky about it. Because given Yoshino’s stubborn behavior no matter how many times he tells her to not do something dangerous, she will exactly do that. He wanted to take care of her but his pride would hurt if he said that aloud, so instead he kisses her. He calls her stubborn and also says that her power to help others in need instead of caring about herself is one of the main reasons he fell in love with her.
Yoichi, who heard them talking, decided to join in. And boy!!! This man(Yoichi) has all ideas to spice up any relationship. Like, he gives the best ideas to fix any relationships! Okay, coming back to the story, Yoichi asked if anything was wrong and Yoshino explained to him. Yoichi instantly understood that Kurama wanted to do something for Yoshino. So for that, he comes up with a game idea.
He tells the both of them to wait in a room. Yoichi goes and comes back with a box and presented it in front of them. He tells them that the box contains chits that has dares written in them and they have to take turns and do the dare. He leaves them to their game and Yoshino and Kurama looked at each other.
Kurama takes the box and throws out all the chits of paper. He states that he doesn’t want to follow any of Yoichi’s dares and takes out three empty chits of paper and gives it to Yoshino and orders her to write her dares. Yoshino shyly takes the paper and started to think what to write. At this point, everyone who is reading this knows what she wants, but our Yoshino is tooooooooo embarrassed to write about something daring. She could feel her face turning red, but she wanted to write something innocent to show that she doesn’t actually want it.
Seeing her take too much time, Kurama grew impatient and tells her to not be shy about it and that she can ask him whatever she wants. When he comes closer to look what she wrote, Yoshino moves back shyly and complaints that she doesn’t want to be the only one playing the game. She tells that Kurama must also write dares for her and passes him three paper chits. Kurama sighs and started writing his own dares. While writing, Yoshino catches glimpses of Kurama’s focused expression and started blushing even more. Finally, they wrote their dares and dropped it in the box. So the game goes like this! The chits get shuffled in the box and one of them picks a chit and they have to do the dare written on it. So if Yoshino picks up the a chit that has a dare written by her, then she has to do that.
Premium END:
First was Yoshino’s turn and she takes out a chit that has the dare ‘Pat the other person’s head’ written on it. Yoshino instantly recognized it was her chit and looks at Kurama feeling slightly scared. But surprisingly, Kurama didn’t say anything and Yoshino reached out for his head. She started stroking his head gently, feeling his soft glossy hair along the way. She smiles and states how she didn’t expect Kurama would actually let her touch his hair. Kurama on the other hand, replies back by saying that, if it was anyone else other than her, they’d have instantly lost their own head. Yoshino flinched for a moment but then giggled after understanding that she’s getting special treatment from Kurama.
Next was Kurama’s turn. He takes out a chit, which had the dare ‘Lend your knee as a pillow’ written on it. Again, it was Yoshino’s chit. Kurama willingly gave his knee without complaining. Yoshino was again surprised but still rested her head on his ness for some time. Yoshino was feeling extra happy but at the same point she was curious to know what were Kurama’s dares.
The next round also happened to be another one of Yoshino’s innocent dares. After all Yoshino’s dares were out, now the box was only filled Kurama’s three dares. Yoshino curiously takes the first dare and it had ‘Hold the other person in your arms.’ Yoshino’s face brightens, but Kurama glares at her. He starts to complain that he doesn’t want ‘her’ to be the one doing that particular dare. But Yoshino immediate stands on her knees and cradled his head into her chest. She heard Kurama holding his breath. She also felt her heartbeat raising and her body temperature getting hot. Kurama also, puts his arms around her waist and asks her what she’s doing. Yoshino tells him that she doing the dare, but Kurama chuckles and tells her that what he meant in the dare was not something as innocent as this. Yoshino looked at Kurama’s face, then the dare and then at him again and immediately realized she misunderstood the actual meaning behind the dare ‘Hold the other person in your arms.’ She starts to blush and complains that Kurama should write his dares more clearly. Kurama, with an evil smile tells her that she doesn’t have to resist and he too knows that she wants him just as much he does. He askes her to be greedy and pushed her down on the floor. In that process, her hand hits the box and the box flips and opens, leading the remaining chits to fall out. She got a glimpse two of Kurama’s dares. One was ‘ Hold the other person in your arms’ and second one was ‘Kiss the other person’ but before she could see the third one, Kurama started kissing her.
#ikemen series#ikemen genjiden#ikemen genjiden kurama#ikemen mc#otome#cybird#cybird otome#cybird ikemen#ikemen series story event
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That's pretty much it. They may have had Rahi checking up on them, but they haven't actually SEEN ANY of them for YEARS. They are scared. But at least that's familiar in it's own twisted way.
They have been scared more or less pretty much since they became Toa. Scared right after the became Toa because of the betrayal by the False Dume, afraid when running around Metru Nui trying to stop the Morbuzakh Vines while dodging the Vahki, scared during the whole Hordika thing, scared for the Matoran when they were trapped. They have been scared for so long.... but this seems like a new kind of fear.
So once outside they sit down and have a very small cry and get back up to make contact with Lewa. Best go to the Toa they know to make a connection to the Matoran again.
Oh boy! Breakdown time!
We do have two options, and from those options we have secondary options.
1. They have the breakdown alone/with just each other. Yes those count as option 1.
2. They have a breakdown in front of someone.
And stemming from 2, we have these.
1. In front of the Matoran. Which while tasty, I would like for some Trauma Bonding amongst the Toa. And that leads us tooooooooo
2. They are on patrol with the Toa Nuva of their respective element and when talking to them everything just.... catches up to them.
Yay! I think for the best of borh worlds, the Toa Metru that was in the cave, DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING, but in Makuta's lair, the Toa Nuva and Takanuva DID see a Barrier fall. Because they had Takanuva there.
@legend-as-old-as-time
Soooooo.... Anybody want to hear about my AU where the Toa Metru STAY Toa but aren't on Mata Nui because Makuta Teridax is a Sore Loser and made a permanent shield around the tunnel they used to get there that only allows Matoran to come and go and how the Matoran slowly forgot about the Toa Metru? And how Nokama would send Rahi to check up on them until Teridax started using Rahi to attack the Matoran?
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Hello!,If you have the time may I please have a headcannon for Sanji finding out that Zoro has a crush on Sanji’s little sister? (where the reader is Sanji’s sisters) please don't pressure your self and please take your time on writing this thank you(◍•ᴗ•◍)💖💐
A/N: Hiyaaaa~!!! Of course i doooo~!! And omggg this request i can Literally see a flustered Zoro out there, I have made something similar in the other way around, and you can check it as well here ( Sanji's Reaction to his little sister asking Zoro Out) ~!!!!
Herr you go and i hope you like it~!!
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Zoro having a crush on Sanji's little sister Headcanons
This dude here is Obvious
Totally obvious with his crush on you
Like he's a man full of pride and no one can fluster him except for you
Well, it wasn't the case when he wasn't aware of his crush on you but
Once Nami and Usopp pointed out clearly to him the he's crushing over you
He'd start to get more flustered around you
And may sutter when he talk too
When you unintentionally do something, which is probably regarding your clumsiness
Man that velvet tint spreaded all over his cheeks are tooooooooo visible
Even Chopper would ask him if he's sick sometimes
But he'd simply just Tsk it away
But soon your Brother Sanji will notice his obvious behavior
He'd pull him aside and lecture him
" Oi marimo heado, what's up with you and my imotou-chan?" With that sus glare
" Its nothing curly brows its nothing" says Zoro as he tries to shove the cook away
But man, Sanji won't let him live his life peacefully
He'll follow Zoro's movement and behavior from afar
And sometimes would tease him about it too
Like he'd threaten him to not do anything weird or he's a dead swordsman
But one day on the deck
Zoro got enough of Sanji's observing thing
And accidentally confessed as he was arguing with him like usual
Of course with you standing there, jaw dropped
He'd curse multiple times and you can see Sanji gasping loudly
But you'll go to Zoro and hug him, returning his feelings~
He couldn't be more shocked, bcs appearntly you had a crush over him as well
Everyone would be happy about the new couple on the ship
And Luffy would Ask for a banquet for this occasion
Sanji would finally ask you both for a little talk
Placing his hands on your shoulders he adviced you as the older brother
" (Y/N)...if this moss head ever ever ever made you cry or Sad just tell me and I'll kick his head out"
And Zoro would tsk it again
" Okay Okay I got it nii-san stop being like this and calm down, Zoro is a good guy😌"
Now Sanji will Tsk it and Zoro would smirk
Well it was fun to see the two of them being overprotective over you in their own ways.
#one piece#one piece strawhats#one piece x reader#one piece scenarios#one piece imagine#Zoro#rorona zoro#zoro imagines#zoro scenarios#Zoro x reader
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