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[billunderbridge-blog]

Goblin Facts

Goblin fact of the day: If you leave a goblin unsupervised in a room alone, whatever happens is your own fault really.

[harpykurry]

i live, and now i have a new cute girl avatar. bow down to our mage overlord Tanya also i’m writing stuff on AO3, mostly a new fic called Wandering Winds where you will see more of this girl learning how to adult along with her derpy warrior pal.

https://archiveofourown.org/users/HarpyKuro

it updates at least once a month on saturdays. so yeah, peek ‘n stuff

[izzystizzys]

There is a scratch mark on the floor of the Council chambers that Mace has never noticed before. Not a deep one, mind, quite shallow. This matters because it’s making the white-hot pulse of agony stabbing through his eyeballs ebb momentarily. Then, he chances a glance upwards at the fidgeting Knight in front of them, and it returns in full force.

Huh, he’s never seen Oppo Rancisis’ face turn that colour before.

“Hmm”, Master Yoda hums, deep and scratchy. His expression is unreadable even to Mace beyond a baseline gremlinness, and the force with which he grips the edges of his seat is making his bones creak. Master of the Order you should become, they said. Follow the calling of the Force, you should. A fulfilling purpose, it will be. Mace is going to hunt the little goblin for sport when this is all over, and he’s going to laugh the whole time.

“Show us the livestream again, could you, Knight Parvo?” Yoda asks. Mace bursts a capillary, he’s pretty sure, and so does poor Knight Parvo, whose orange Mon Cala skin tips all the way into blood red with stress. “Most unusual, this is.”

“Absolutely not!”, Ki Adi intervenes before Mace has to, thank the Force for little mercies. Plo Koon’s tusks tremble slightly with either suppressed laughter or abject horror, maybe both, and Stass Allie has her head in her hands. “The holo stills should be enough”, Ki Adi proceeds to add, and Mace has to reconsider all feelings of grace he just felt towards his fellow Councillor.

He never wants to watch Yoda zoom in on someone’s abs again. Or Depa raise her eyebrows at the curve of thighs bent over the dripping front of a speeder.

“Speeder Wash For Our Troops”, his former padawan reads out loud from a still of what has to be hundreds of the things gathered in the public senate parking lot. “Fund Our Boys And Get A Wet Seeing-To!” The series of images features dozens of Coruscant Guard troopers in various stages of unkitted, gleaming and shining with soap suds and water. The fact that the whole thing is also massive shatterpoint after massive shatterpoint is, quite frankly, insulting.

“Well hello- oh dear”, Obi-Wan’s blue form crackles to life in his chair, followed by several sounds of choking that are definitely not him. Good, Mace thinks acidly. If he has to deal with this, then so does kriffing Skywalker. “I’m sorry, why am I looking at Commander Thorn using a washrag like a lasso on top of a speeder?”

“Oh, the Guard’s little fundraising project”, Bail Organa says, as he steps into the Council chambers. Normally, Mace likes the man well enough. Now, he just smiles and adds on, “I’ve already donated, in mine and Breha’s name. Remotely, of course.”

“The Guard’s fundraising speeder wash?”, Obi-Wan repeats, edges of his holo form flickering with what Mace suspects is Skywalker very unsubtly trying to edge in. Force, but the man really is horrible at any and all stealth, like kissing his secret wife in an open arena in front of his Master. “And they are fundraising for…?”

“GAR budget allocations have to come from somewhere”, Organa shrugs. “And with the tide of public opinion turning, they’ve been tending towards cuts. The Guard feels them more keenly than any other sector - they’ve been reduced from half to quarter rations, and medical supplies have not made more than a token appearance in the last draft. The Chancellor has cancelled three consecutive meetings on the matter, and thus it was agreed that a more hands-on approach was needed. Any surplus will go into the Army fund.”

“Surely it can’t be that dire”, Oppo protests, a slightly less concerning shade of purple now. Senator Organa shrugs again, jostling the smattering of cracks slowly building around his person in a way that makes Mace wince quietly. “It’s all publicly available data, Masters.”

It really can be that dire, as it turns out. And quarter rations is only scratching the surface of how dire, considering the Guard has apparently never had access to bacta in all their posting, and also includes requisitioning forms available to the Senate for reconditionings and decommissionings, two words Mace has only heard Ponds whispers amidst shuddering in the early days of the war before Shaak Ti went off and just about tore some throats out over it.

“Alright”, he concedes, rubbing at his temples. “Fair enough, we have failed to tackle a massive blind spot in the Guard’s well being. There is no Jedi assigned to Coruscant, and that’s an oversight on our behalf. But how in the everloving kriff did this get past the Chancellor and Commander Fox?!”

Who have both signed, black on white. Bail Organa smiles cryptically. “Well, if you scroll a bit past that one image, up to the industrial speeder in the back - Commander Fox is currently having credits stuffed into his codpiece in the back, I believe.”

“HE’S WHAT IN THE WHAT NOW”, Commander Cody screeches through the speaker of Obi-Wan’s holo image, and Mace has to summon every bit of Jedi-serenity he possesses in his body to keep from dropkicking a cackling Yoda through the chamber windows.

[chloesimaginationthings]

WHAT HAPPENED TO UR JJBA CONTENT 😭😭😭 /NM

Just been into FNAF as of late! I have currently more ideas for it, if the SBR anime is announced at all you can expect me to draw some JJBA again

So I haven’t totally abandoned JJBA! Promise, I’ve mostly been drawing it for my Patreon so head over there if you wanna see it 💗💗

[zu-is-here]

make teleshopping great again ♪

[elftwink]

to preface this post i am anti-advertising i think we should explode the entire industry but it's sooo funny when you people make posts like "and they don't even work!!" like. sorry to be the bearer of bad news but yes they do. that's why we have to put up with so many despite everyone hating them and thinking its annoying. because they actually work really well and make a shit load of money

[timelesslords]

Hello I have written a clone wars fic <3 It contains (or will contain):

Ahsoka being adopted by Satine to give her immunity after the temple bombing fiasco

overprotective anakin

disaster lineage openly expressing their feelings of love and affection for each other (obi-wan nearly throws up)

Mando!Ahsoka

Mando!Ahsoka nearly giving Satine Kryze a heart attack because being Mandalorian and an ex-Jedi AND raised by Anakin Skywalker is a combination for chaos and impulsivity not previously experienced by man or beast

conspiracy theories surrounding Korkie Kryze's parentage

everyone being in love with Cody and Cody hopelessly pining over everyone else bc he won't listen to his brother

relatedly, Rex being Tired

obi-wan having two hands and one braincell (aka cody/obi/satine but it takes a LONG time to get there)

Anakin not slipping to the dark side bc he learns to trust his family instead of palps

jedi council redemption arc speedrun

updates are mondays and sometimes also thursdays. read here!

[constellarcreator]

I entered my boy Binglebell into last week's beauty contest! I got fifth place in the Aisha category, not too bad for my first time

[grimlock]

man if i made the video essays in my mind i would be utterly unstoppable AND insufferable

[twilight-deviant]

Telling content creators it's wrong to explore artistic freedom and be independently funded by fans, and they should instead continue taking advertisement revenue from google* is

NOT

the anti-capitalism stance actually.

*(Yes, google owns youtube.)

[sanchoyoscribbles]

Tokyo Miracle chapter 3 is updating now! come on over and read it here, or start from the beginning of the comic here! Tokyo Miracle is a Tokyo Mew Mew nextgen fancomic. follow @tokyomiracle for news and updates! 🐾

[billunderbridge-blog]

Goblin Mode

Goblin Fact of the day: Every goblin has the trait Goblin Mode.

this trait seems to grant access to knowledge of the world that was (Our world in all of its internet ...glory, we are going to say glory), this allows goblins to apply a wide array of knowledge to survive... good thing there are no side effects.

That said, never go full goblin.

[asfodeltide]

Something new... I've been working on a fic (that has gotten very much out of control) for the past few months. It's a post-canon P5 Goro-centric fic about, well... healing! And transness.

T, Gen, 6 chapters, running total word count is 51k but it will go up because I still have things to change and add.

It's called Ready to Fly and you can read the first chapter here 😎

I will update it on Tuesdays and Fridays, schedule permitting!

Edit: This fic is finished! Final word count is 68.5k

[waywardsalt]

picked up a copy of and read the king in yellow (signalis reasons) and going in was like hmmmmm this probably wont end up being something i take inspiration from for the fic it’d be too on the nose to take inspiration from the king in yellow and i dont want much horror inspiration haha. and then like half of the book is romance anyways im so fucked either way yayyyy

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

I am once again daydreaming of making my own social media platform and how to make it not give a hoot about American laws (no relation to American soil, I'm European anyway) and be structurally resistant to enshitification through independence and community ownership unfortunately I am one inexperienced programmer with not much spare change to throw at such a gamble so I'm only daydreaming

[eldrtchmn]

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