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This answers several questions. the annoying things is though, now that I know better. I need to do better... but...

i know vitamin c basically neutralizes adhd meds but lemonade good

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I am only very late, but in my defense I am dumb and lazy

I’ve been waiting since March to post this…

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Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night)

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Tyrith Shiva Kyrus, the female Custodes from Warhammer 40K: The Tithes Episode 2.

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So this crazy story I have been writing recently hit 84 chapters, and just over 250,000 words in length.

I am proud to say this is by far the dumbest chapter I have written. It has scifi super soldiers and a horde of goblins engaging in a Sadie Hawkins Dance type situation.

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Goblin Mode

Goblin Fact of the day: Every goblin has the trait Goblin Mode.

this trait seems to grant access to knowledge of the world that was (Our world in all of its internet ...glory, we are going to say glory), this allows goblins to apply a wide array of knowledge to survive... good thing there are no side effects.

That said, never go full goblin.

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Goblin Facts

Goblin fact of the day: Goblins do not fear demons. They just have valid concerns that demons will kill and/or abduct them.

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Goblin Facts

Goblin Fact of the day: Goblins are very clever. It is not uncommon for a goblin to outsmart themselves.

Side Note: you can accidentally make thermite.

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Goblin Facts

Goblin Fact of the Day: Goblins revere their elders. They call them Nanny or Pappy.

The reverence is in part due to not wanting to mess with someone who got old in a species where most die young.

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Goblin Facts

Goblin fact of the Day: The average goblin is as smart as the average human.

This is a problem since both goblins and humans have guns

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These moments are .0005 seconds apart

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Goblin Facts

Goblin fact of the day: If you leave a goblin unsupervised in a room alone, whatever happens is your own fault really.

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So I still don't really know how to advertise for this story. but this is the most recent chapter. I has the main character talking with a personification of death about past trauma.

Again I just don't know what I am doing. This is a dark comedy story so I am starting this with one of the most serious chapters in the story. That said this chapter does also reveal the main characters backstory... so it is a time... to hop in.

Thanks for reading

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I am writing a book series. Check it out if you are bored.