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glockenspiel with a glock
#twi spews nonsense#glockenspiel#glock#sillyposting#silly#guys im Funny#guys i have humor#honest#trust in me fellas#i have humor
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"Selfie!!!!!" one girl grins snapping a picture
"what..."
"God those shoes are so in right now! Where did you get them??" another asks
"Heh?" "You are like my idol can I have an autograph???" a third asks
"what is happening... do you know who I am???"
"Of course!!! Who doesn't!!" the fourth grins
"Then--- what???"
"Your so cool!! Teach keeps telling us your evil and whatev's but thats like so Magicophobic!" the first one says
"What?"
"You know hatred for someones magic?" the second explains
"I know what it is.... but--- why?"
"Why what?" the third asks
"Why... do you idolize me?"
"Because! You stepped out of the status quo!!!" the second grins
"OMG did you just refrence those old school movies?" the first giggles
"OMG I did!!" the second squeals
*shrill screaming*
"What?? I stole an ancient artifact, got kicked out of the school, got framed for murder, committed arson, stole some other things..."
"But!!! BUT!!! We know you didn't do it! The school is dumb AF!!!" the first says
"Yeah so dumb!" the second agrees "Dumbest," the third nods
"What my friends are trying to say is that we want to help you clear your name and take down the corrupt school headmaster, Wetherbeetle," the fourth interrupts
"That old creep is still in charge???"
"Somehow," the second snorts
"He's a rickety old man," the third huffs
"Soooo can we help??" the first grins
"..."
"..."
"fine,"
*shrill screaming*
You, the villain, have decided to confront the magical girls yourself. Their reaction was not one of fear, but of amazement. āYou look SO FRIGGING COOL!ā
#i love this#this is so funny#LOL#I have humor#writing inspiration#writing prompts#writers#writers on tumblr#yes yes#yeeeees
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#For me#green or blue#almost always#But I would eat any one of them if they didnāt have those two#Purple will unfortunately be eaten last š#That is just the way of the world#What you eatin first#rey rambles#lmao#lol#meme#memes#dumb shit#funny#funny memes#relatable memes#twitter meme#funny meme#tumblr memes#dank memes#best memes#humor#haha#jokes#meme humor#meme page#meme energy#funny post#funny stuff#funny shit
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#tumblr polls#random polls#poll time#i love looking at usernames and wondering what it MEANS#so many of you guys have such cool sounding usernames#i just picked random words i like LMAO#serious because people always see me as super serious irl (i'm just a very anxious perfectionist lol)#and turd because i have the sense of humor of a toddler and think poop jokes are funny
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So Venus is my favorite planet in the solar system - everything about it is just so weird.
It has this extraordinarily dense atmosphere that by all accounts shouldn't exist - Venus is close enough to the sun (and therefore hot enough) that the atmosphere should have literally evaporated away, just like Mercury's. We think Earth manages to keep its atmosphere by virtue of our magnetic field, but Venus doesn't even have that going for it. While Venus is probably volcanically active, it definitely doesn't have an internal magnetic dynamo, so whatever form of volcanism it has going on is very different from ours. And, it spins backwards! For some reason!!
But, for as many mysteries as Venus has, the United States really hasn't spent much time investigating it. The Soviet Union, on the other hand, sent no less than 16 probes to Venus between 1961 and 1984 as part of the Venera program - most of them looked like this!
The Soviet Union had a very different approach to space than the United States. NASA missions are typically extremely risk averse, and the spacecraft we launch are generally very expensive one-offs that have only one chance to succeed or fail.
It's lead to some really amazing science, but to put it into perspective, the Mars Opportunity rover only had to survive on Mars for 90 days for the mission to be declared a complete success. That thing lasted 15 years. I love the Opportunity rover as much as any self-respecting NASA engineer, but how much extra time and money did we spend that we didn't technically "need" to for it to last 60x longer than required?
Anyway, all to say, the Soviet Union took a more incremental approach, where failures were far less devastating. The Venera 9 through 14 probes were designed to land on the surface of Venus, and survive long enough to take a picture with two cameras - not an easy task, but a fairly straightforward goal compared to NASA standards. They hadā¦mixed results.
Venera 9 managed to take a picture with one camera, but the other one's lens cap didn't deploy.
Venera 10 also managed to take a picture with one camera, but again the other lens cap didn't deploy.
Venera 11 took no pictures - neither lens cap deployed this time.
Venera 12 also took no pictures - because again, neither lens cap deployed.
Lotta problems with lens caps.
For Venera 13 and 14, in addition to the cameras they sent a device to sample the Venusian "soil". Upon landing, the arm was supposed to swing down and analyze the surface it touched - it was a simple mechanism that couldn't be re-deployed or adjusted after the first go.
This time, both lens caps FINALLY ejected perfectly, and we were treated to these marvelous, eerie pictures of the Venus landscape:
However, when the Venera 14 soil sampler arm deployed, instead of sampling the Venus surface, it managed to swing down and land perfectly onā¦.an ejected lens cap.
#space#space history#venus#NASA#Venera#spost#I will talk all day about venus#ask me about venus floating sky cities#unpopular opinion venus > mars#this is probably my favorite space history story#the surface of venus is made of lens caps#don't try to tell me the universe doesn't have a sense of humor#well#I guess its more that people have a sense of humor and we happen to live in the universe
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Some more cursed Narinder doodles for the post-Trod one-shot I'm writing + I think his face would come undone as he dies a little
Part one here
#trod au#narilamb#the rehabilitation of death#cursed narinder#i dont have a name for the one shot just yet#narinder x lamb#cult of the lamb#doodles#tw blood#tw gore#trod spoilers#suggestive humor
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#I have a black cat so especially yea#funny#lol#haha#humor#meme#memes#tweet#twitter#cats#animals#cats of tumblr#caturday#pets#pet
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"jason is a knockoff watered down percy" NO hear me out, jason actually parallels annabeth immensely, sharing SO many similarities with her personality, not percy, in this essay I will-
edit: my full analysis is out now! here
#just adding that I think jason and annabeth are similar BUT they are SEPARATE characters with separate personalities#and i don't think jason is anyone's knockoff!! so don't misunderstand me guys!#trust me ik how it feels like to have jason getting mischaracterized so I would never do that!#when I read about jason the first time I'm like wow he's gentler but similar to annabeth chase wow he could be her twin#they are both genuinely interested in learning stuff. they both mansplain and geek. they are both misunderstood as conceding when they do#they love getting involved in debates and discussions. they both have designed temples assigned to them by the gods themselves#they are both seen as 'scary and intimidating' when they're just softies who need love. they are both overthinkers with too many plans#they are both soft for ppl w silly humor. they both kinda give off an untrustworthy vibe at first bc they know too much info#they are both also pretty suspicious and don't trust immediately. they both love architecture. they both have a 'cold icy' stare#also they're both TALL#I could keep going on and on for ages actually#pjo#pjo fandom#percy jackson#jason grace#pjo series#pjo hoo toa#pjo hoo#annabeth chase
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When writing fanfiction... there are two beasts that wage war within the writer. *sage nod*
#writing#ao3#writers on tumblr#writers#writers life#writers and poets#writing memes#ao3 writer#writing humor#fanfiction#memes#writing a totally canon Drarry fic but still having BECAUSE I SAID SO moments
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pjo tv show episode 5 alignment:
#percy and annabeth mighttttt be switched but grover as gaslight is undeniable#grover lying through his teeth captivated me I was like sweetie WHAT are you doing#annabeth said either help me or leave to a GOD amongst other things which is why she deserves girlboss#percy gatekeeps everyone (but himself) from sacrificing themselves which is as always true to character#pjo tv show#pjo#pjo tv spoilers#pjo tv#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson#annabeth chase#grover underwood#character alignment#a god buys us cheeseburgers#like no one has posted content yet so Iām making something and going to bed#mine#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#humor#no one bully me on the image sizes Iām on my phone at midnight using photoshop without an account#which means I can only layer one photo at a time so each time I have to make it a new photo#Iām bullying myself donāt worry
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#let me eat bread for fuck's sake#i have no idea what this means lmfao#lgbtqtext#lgbtq text#animated text#word art#ace colors#asexual colors#pride colors#multicolor#asexual text#ace#ace pride#ace humor#ace meme#asexual#asexual pride#asexual humor#asexual meme#aspec#queer#queer pride#queer humor#queer meme#lgbtq pride#lgbtq humor#lgbtq meme#asexuality
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"Are you head over heels" Yeah that's how standing works
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Thinking of Rook always having this mask of humor and chillness at all waking moments, but there are these little moments, where the worry and the stress and the fear are shown in a small downturn of the lips, a quiver of the voice, a furrow of the brow, or a nervous laugh. And then their mask is right back on.
The companions joke about how hard it is to read Rook or they comment on how confident they always look. Rook is their leader and sometimes they seem utterly untouchable.
Then they get sent to the Regret Prison. Everyone is obviously terrified and worried for their safety, but they don't imagine Rook being scared. They imagine Rook blazing through the prison, too stubborn and fierce to be kept down. So the only option is to meet them in the middle. Rook has inspired and helped them all so much that they spend those missing weeks working to get them out, because Rook would've done the same for them.
Finally, after weeks of trial and error, they find a tear in the Fade, just big enough to pull Rook out of. When they pull them out, they expect to see Rook exhausted but relieved. They expect a joke or for Rook to tease them for worrying so much. But that's not what they find.
They find Rook, shaken, sobbing, and scared. There is relief in their eyes, but that mask they always wore is gone, worn away by the prison, revealing all the terror and doubt that they tried so desperately to hide.
For the first time in this entire adventure, Rook is the one who needs to be comforted and taken care of. But that's a lie. Rook always needed help. They were just so busy helping the others with their problems that they never allowed themselves to feel the true weight of their emotions and they NEVER allowed their friends to see how fucking fragile they constantly were. How they were always so close to losing themselves. Rook never truly allowed anyone to see them. Not even their lover.
And now, in this moment where they are finally letting out everything they've kept so hidden, the companions rush to their side. Emmrich is checking if they're hurt, Bellara or Lucanis insists on making them food, Taash or Davrin go look for the comfiest blanket they can find(if Davrin is alive, that blanket is Assan), and, if Harding or Neve is there, they calm Rook down enough to where Rook can finally speak without their voice shaking. Rook's love holds them close while the others all sit around Rook and just listen.
Rook never expected anyone to take care of them, that was their job. They're the leader. Helping everyone else with their problems was enough. But as they explain what happened in the Regret prison, and realize that their friends don't judge or see them any less, Rook feels this profound sense of catharsis. Before Tearstone Island, all the companions set out to deal with their own problems and worries, with Rook by their side, and now each one is here for Rook as they finally let that mask fall and allow themselves to feel everything.
#THERES A REASON THE HUMOR OPTION IS A MASK#let my girl fucking sob and scream and have mucus coming out of her nose#she deserves it!!#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age veilguard#veilguard spoilers#the veilguard spoilers#datv spoilers#emmrich volkarin#bellara dragon age#davrin dragon age#lucanis dellamorte#neve gallus#dragon age taash#scout lace harding#also i got a massive migraine rn so forgive me if the ending is lackluster i cant think of anything better
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I come to you with a humble offering of only the finest home-grown, grass-fed shenanigans. š½ļøā¤ļø
More Rise silliness [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] [ 5 ] [ 6 ]
#i have one brand of humor and its shitty memes#and i am contractually obligated as someone with a fine pallet to force the silliness upon you as well#its what the Rise fam would want#shitpost#rise of the tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt#tmnt#rise leo#rise donnie#rise mikey#rise raph#rise april#rise cassandra#rottmnt fanart#rottmnt memes#miss misnomer
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Stop light shenanigans
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#this came to me in the shower as most great thoughts do#Iām so sorry for this LONG ASS POst#Bill Woodward#ted spankoffski#paul matthews#My mom said this was a one one two but with an extra oneā¦. which is boxing talk I guess#Basically āā tom coming in with the left hookāā#which Iāll take as this being at least somewhat funny#tho does it count when the only people you have to ask is who you got your humor from?#Tom Houston#digital art#digital drawing#art#fanart#Hatchetfield#Tgwdlm#nightmare time#janeās a car#Is it obvious I have no friends in this fandom except my momma???#starkid#hatchetfield fanart#black friday#//Komic
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You know what I always think about? Percy is the classic funny boyfriend. Heās sarcastic and witty. Some of his jokes are sharp and clever, many are corny dad jokes. But nevertheless heās hilarious. And yet, Rick rarely writes Annabeth laughing at his jokes. I feel like he thinks itās empowering for Annabeth to just roll her eyes or scold him every time. But heās funny asf!! Let his girlfriend think heās funny!
Thereās a scene in HoH where Percy makes Annabeth laugh when theyāre climbing down a cliff, and she has to tell him to stop so she doesnāt fall to her death. Then in CotG, Percy says something and Annabeth smiles against her will, and it makes Percy so happy. Those scenes are rare, but so. damn. cute. That said, I wish Annabeth wasnāt always trying so hard not to laugh at his jokes. I want to see him be able to make her smile and laugh so easily that itās not even fair to her. I mean, the guy can drop banger after bangerāthereās so much opportunity.
If these new books are supposed to be lower stakes, give me percabeth laughter. Give me Percy cracking bad jokes and Annabeth bursting out laughing with no shame. Give me her cackling at his witty comment so hard that her abs hurt and tears fall from her eyes. Even though we know Percy is conventionally attractive, give me Grover making a joke that the reason Annabeth likes Percy so much is because she spends so much time with her eyes closed since sheās always laughing. I want people to think theyāre kinda annoying. I want to see their friends giving them side eyes from across the table because Percyās making Annabeth laugh so hard that itās disrupting the whole room.
Annabethās reluctance to laugh made sense before they were dating and were bickering 24/7, when they didnāt want to show their true feelings. But thatās not the case anymore. And donāt get me wrong, it really frustrates me how Rick seems to be rapidly reducing Percy to simply being āthe funny guy.ā Heās stripping him of so many qualities and compensating with double the cheesy humor. But the worst part is that even when being funny is all Rick will allow him to be, Percy still doesnāt get to be the funny boyfriend. Itās as if he wants Annabeth to be too mature for her boyfriendās bad humor. But if Percy is going to continue be diminished to the stupid, annoying guy who canāt take things seriously, the LEAST Rick can do is give him the ability to easily make his girlfriend laugh.
#let the poor guy make his girlfriend laugh#make it so annabeth is powerless against his humor#i just want to see rick put them back on the same level#not the weird dynamic heās developed where annabeth is like his mother#theyāre besties and battle partners#let them have fun together#pjo#hoo#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth#percy jackson and the olympians#heroes of olympus#rick riordan#riordanverse
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