#i have humor

[thatstupidlozfanacrossthestreet2]

glockenspiel with a glock

[suresuresureaursure]

Hey there guys, new (no, actually just fronted for 1 dat and then went dormant so havent had time to figure myself out yet) alter here, so far things about me and who I am, !

Name: Lucifer (obviously)

I am: a Lucifer introject

From Where: none of your business

Relationship status with Yahweh (God): Hateful, sexual tension something...sexual tension...hmmm

(I do hate him though, BASTARD)

How Are we (Am I) Feeling so far? : Angry, Hateful.

I hate: Yahweh, Ray (maybe) The word 'silly' the word god, the word God, the letter g in a lower gcase letter, I despise people...(most, anyways) intrusive thoughts, (theyre annoying) but for other then that I dont really care for them

I like: making people hate or dislike me, Doing things that are purposefully wrong or im not expected to do..........murder. (not kidding, host is vegan and I am ordering sushi...)

I Love: My Wings, My Status, My Crown (Which I dont have?!??! oh yeah, and I also dont have my wings) My Ego, Compliments ✨✨

I just got food and I didnt say thanks uhm

about me so far: Low Empathy, Hateful, Not Vegan...Maybe Angry/Evil? Uhm, not as bothered by Intrusive thoughts as the others (maybe just because i dont CARE but I dont feel them to a certain extent either)

get OUT OF CO-FRONT ray

Detached, Apathetic....Like I just yeah, am not really bothered by as much things/stuff

[hesmushedfaceswithbabara]

"Selfie!!!!!" one girl grins snapping a picture

"what..."

"God those shoes are so in right now! Where did you get them??" another asks

"Heh?" "You are like my idol can I have an autograph???" a third asks

"what is happening... do you know who I am???"

"Of course!!! Who doesn't!!" the fourth grins

"Then--- what???"

"Your so cool!! Teach keeps telling us your evil and whatev's but thats like so Magicophobic!" the first one says

"What?"

"You know hatred for someones magic?" the second explains

"I know what it is.... but--- why?"

"Why what?" the third asks

"Why... do you idolize me?"

"Because! You stepped out of the status quo!!!" the second grins

"OMG did you just refrence those old school movies?" the first giggles

"OMG I did!!" the second squeals

*shrill screaming*

"What?? I stole an ancient artifact, got kicked out of the school, got framed for murder, committed arson, stole some other things..."

"But!!! BUT!!! We know you didn't do it! The school is dumb AF!!!" the first says

"Yeah so dumb!" the second agrees "Dumbest," the third nods

"What my friends are trying to say is that we want to help you clear your name and take down the corrupt school headmaster, Wetherbeetle," the fourth interrupts

"That old creep is still in charge???"

"Somehow," the second snorts

"He's a rickety old man," the third huffs

"Soooo can we help??" the first grins

"..."

"..."

"fine,"

*shrill screaming*

You, the villain, have decided to confront the magical girls yourself. Their reaction was not one of fear, but of amazement. “You look SO FRIGGING COOL!”

[unpeeled-human]

is this something. is it anything at this point

[askthesidesanything]

*bonks Daemon on the head*

Bitch- let the grown ups talk! -Daemon

[jellyjamheadobb]

[guinevereslancelot]

it's a beautiful day at the roman senate and you are a horrible goose

[yournonbinarypal]

[very-much]

"Nobody's safe from PM Seymour." Bitch I have 12 followers and get an average of 0.8 notes per post. Mr. Post Meridian is NEVER finding me.

[somewhereincairparavel]

"jason is a knockoff watered down percy" NO hear me out, jason actually parallels annabeth immensely, sharing SO many similarities with her personality, not percy, in this essay I will-

edit: my full analysis is out now! here

[deep-space-netwerk]

So Venus is my favorite planet in the solar system - everything about it is just so weird.

It has this extraordinarily dense atmosphere that by all accounts shouldn't exist - Venus is close enough to the sun (and therefore hot enough) that the atmosphere should have literally evaporated away, just like Mercury's. We think Earth manages to keep its atmosphere by virtue of our magnetic field, but Venus doesn't even have that going for it. While Venus is probably volcanically active, it definitely doesn't have an internal magnetic dynamo, so whatever form of volcanism it has going on is very different from ours. And, it spins backwards! For some reason!!

But, for as many mysteries as Venus has, the United States really hasn't spent much time investigating it. The Soviet Union, on the other hand, sent no less than 16 probes to Venus between 1961 and 1984 as part of the Venera program - most of them looked like this!

The Soviet Union had a very different approach to space than the United States. NASA missions are typically extremely risk averse, and the spacecraft we launch are generally very expensive one-offs that have only one chance to succeed or fail.

It's lead to some really amazing science, but to put it into perspective, the Mars Opportunity rover only had to survive on Mars for 90 days for the mission to be declared a complete success. That thing lasted 15 years. I love the Opportunity rover as much as any self-respecting NASA engineer, but how much extra time and money did we spend that we didn't technically "need" to for it to last 60x longer than required?

Anyway, all to say, the Soviet Union took a more incremental approach, where failures were far less devastating. The Venera 9 through 14 probes were designed to land on the surface of Venus, and survive long enough to take a picture with two cameras - not an easy task, but a fairly straightforward goal compared to NASA standards. They had…mixed results.

Venera 9 managed to take a picture with one camera, but the other one's lens cap didn't deploy.

Venera 10 also managed to take a picture with one camera, but again the other lens cap didn't deploy.

Venera 11 took no pictures - neither lens cap deployed this time.

Venera 12 also took no pictures - because again, neither lens cap deployed.

Lotta problems with lens caps.

For Venera 13 and 14, in addition to the cameras they sent a device to sample the Venusian "soil". Upon landing, the arm was supposed to swing down and analyze the surface it touched - it was a simple mechanism that couldn't be re-deployed or adjusted after the first go.

This time, both lens caps FINALLY ejected perfectly, and we were treated to these marvelous, eerie pictures of the Venus landscape:

However, when the Venera 14 soil sampler arm deployed, instead of sampling the Venus surface, it managed to swing down and land perfectly on….an ejected lens cap.

[umblrspectrum]

3 years of this godforsaken show

[catchymemes]

[risafeywritesdrarry]

When writing fanfiction... there are two beasts that wage war within the writer. *sage nod*

[bisexualpercyjacksons]

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