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rikkitikkitokki · 2 years ago

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#tiktok #totk #tears of the kingdom #loz #legend of zelda #link #i have been murdered #hey i just remembered posts with links dont show up in tags anymore #so ill post links to the vids in replies if i can

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clover-the-awesomest · 1 year ago

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I cant think of any memes.

pt. 1 | Next ep.

#Holy shit. That hit hard.#It just goes to show how close the Kraang were to actually killing Splinter during that fight. And how vulnerable he really is.#Poor Leo too. He didn't even get a chance to redeem himself. Instead he just stands there traumatized.#Poor baby boy froze up #OH SHIT WAIT DID RAPH GET IMPALED IN THE EYE #DID HE LOSE HIS EYE #again i cant make question marks for some odd reason but OH MY GOD #GOOD JOB MIKEY HOLY SHIT #HE PUT HIS KUSARI FUNDO TO USE #Since this is a few months old I can forgive the fact that he's using his old kusari fundo and not his nunchuks from the movie #It actually looks cooler as a fundo anyways so who cares honestly #AGH DONNIES FACE #I HAVE BEEN MURDERED #I HAVE BEEN KILLED #NOT BY THE KRAANG BUT BY DONNIES INCREDIBLY SADDENED FACE #AUGH #Anywhizzle you do fight scenes really well and i want more plz and thx #no tap water for u

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hismercytomyjustice · 6 days ago

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Me: *minding my own business with my headphones on, singing along to No Longer You*

My Husband (who has no interest in musicals): *appears* Is that Epic?

Me: How did you know that?!

My Husband: You listen to that song like ten times a day.

Me:

oh no it’s me unintentionally torturing my little brother with the poto soundtrack all over again

#I have been murdered #epic the musical #hismercy’s musings

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palarien · 2 months ago

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sketched this out at jury duty actually

#i sat there for eight hours and wasn't called at ALL. even for selection >:(#death note #light yagami #l lawliet #lawlight #i don't ship them that hard tbh #i just like to cheer for classic yaoi as i'm rewatching this series #yippeeeeeee love at first sudden-death mind game 🎉🎉🎉#edit: omg multiple ppl have pointed out the hand (positively)...#i've been wondering why it's getting so much attention... it's probs bc i over-rendered it since i was worried it looked bad LOL #edit 2 months later: i'm glad DN is still enjoyed by so many people!! it's rly nice to see 😭#also i saw notif for a reply that started with “shipping light with L while the former is only-” but it doesn't show up under the post #so i can't read the rest... tumblr saving me from something vile truly. i assume it's about age #btw this character is a magical serial killer #like be fr LMAO i think there might be other issues here!!#the elitist morally bankrupt 17 y/o murderer with a god complex can have a little crush #as a treat <3

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ravelqueen · 3 months ago

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Lmao OMFG Martin. He's now confirmed to have been jealous of

- (possibly lesbian?) Cop for daring to have private conversations with Jon

- literal embodiment of death Jon has only metaphorically met in a coma-dream

- lady he talked to for half an hour, once

Truly he is the "you know other people" meme

#i mean he was also catty to georgie but at least that's his ex gf #the magnus archives #martin blackwood #jonmartin #jmart #so so unhinged #i know people mostly love to coo over him bc they have self-esteem issues and social anxiety too #i simo over him for being a jealous petty argumentative passive aggressive bitch with oh so many issues #truly the character of all time #WHEN JON TALKED WITH HELEN HE'S BEEN BARELY NICE TO MARTIN AND ALSO ACCUSED YOU OF MURDER??#are you OK Martin???#i know it ended to working out but please have better taste girl

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onbearfeet · 9 months ago

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mercutio

you were too loyal. not even for your own cause. you had no stake in this affair, and yet when your friend was threatened you leapt to his defense. you were doomed, but was it even for anything? does anyone mourn? no matter how much you proclaim you don't care, your caring is too great. you bare your heart to the world and it ended up getting scratched. if only the world were kind.

made a uquiz

#i have been murdered #weirdly accurate

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umblrspectrum · 4 months ago

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so like is it specifically planets the solver craves or can it get by with just eating dirt off the ground

#thank you those people in that one server i havent been there long enough to remember names #for bringing up the idea #is very funny #god i have genuinely no idea what to do for n's dialogue boxes. cannot think of a gimmick whatsoever #suprise attack by the artstyle change. i am imploding right now #cannot settle on any style whatsoever. genuinely changing by the hour #so strangely proud of ns hand in this one i dont know what it is about it but i really like it #hats still pisses me off though. why so difficult to draw #murder drones #art #murder drones uzi #murder drones n #serial designation n #murder drones cyn #or its #murder drones absolutesolver #who knows at this point #murder drones skig #still fighting tooth and nail for the tail to be named skig. it fits so well #iz go attack glitch headquarters for me #i think its late enough i can keep this unspoilered

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egophiliac · 4 months ago

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(looks at upcoming card releases)

I'm in danger :)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #smoking #my favorite horrible crime guys are back!!!!#(my hot take is that glomas had a better story but these goobers were just SO fun)#(they should be allowed to kidnap and murder(?) at least a few dozen people. as a treat.)#man i knew there was probably going to be a fellow card and yet i still did a bad job of saving my keys #and there's this year's halloween to think about too!#normally i try to avoid leaks and spoilers but i did accidentally see some stuff and if it's real then holy SHIT #on the other hand fellow attacks by basically throwing gidel at people and i desperately need this on my team #regardless of whether or not the card is actually any good #(if they change the animation to remove gidel i am going to RIOT it needs to be either exactly the same or EVEN SILLIER)#actually it would be hilarious if their stats were terrible. just the worst. and yet...#grown man and his kid with a hammer vs a bunch of teen wizards who can shoot fire #the results may shock you #(if they do the same duos-with-the-last-release as they have been with the staff cards then i will absolutely lose it)#(please twst. it would so useless to me but SO funny)#fellow: it's showtime rollo! :)#rollo: who are you

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malinaa · 1 year ago

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if i think about the hunger games in peeta's perspective i WILL start sobbing

#imagine you're a boy who's going to die. you're in love with the girl you've been watching from afar. you know your fate.#you just want to help her‚ but then there's the announcement and she's here in front of you‚ kissing you‚ risking her life for you and you #think‚ i could live and i could love. you think she loves you when she hands you the berries‚ when she puts them in her mouth.#then you both survive and you go back home and nothing is real anymore. you have nothing. no family. no friends. no love. just an empty #house. a drunk for a neighbor. the love of your life walking into somebody else's arms. you think‚ i survived the games. i could survive #this. and you also think‚ i should've bit down on those berries‚ should've felt the juice burst before i died.#and then the third quarter quell announcement rings in your ears and you think‚ she will live and i will die as i should have in the first #place. the girl you love kisses you on the beach and somewhere you heart stirs and your mind revolts and you savor every touch she has ever #given to you‚ in front of the cameras and off. because you are a tribute and you are always being watched and snow's presence looms and #you think‚ i know she cares. but you get taken. you get drugged. you get tortured‚ your mind altered. the girl is a mutt‚ a murderer. she's #everything you despise‚ your mind stirs. your heart revolts. you gain more awareness but cannot distinguish reality from fiction and you #have never known katniss' love. the war ends. you heal. you come home. you plant primrose for her. years down the line‚ you grow in love #more than you thought possible. but some days‚ you cannot tell fiction from reality so you ask the love of your life‚ you love me.#real or not real? and she says‚ real‚ and kisses you.#and you sigh and kiss her back and revel in this. a home. a life. a love.#lit #the hunger games #everlark #otp: real or not real?#katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #text #tais toi lys #thgpost

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artkaninchenbau · 6 months ago

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People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again

#My art #One Piece #Long post #Sir Crocodile #Nico Robin #Alternatively panel 5 would've been a close up of Crocodile's face from Robin's POV where he looks like he's giving her a death glare #Not intentionally he's just a big scary bastard with a Resting Murder Face and Robin is a small traumatized child #But I wanted to focus on the silliness of the moment so you get the goofy version instead #IDK man there's just something very funny to me about the idea of Robin just randomly info-dumping about a subject she's read about #And Crocodile being like ''?????????????????????? The fuck you talking about??''#Robin leaves the ship's kitchen and Crocodile just stares at the tomato like ''...It's a fruit? Forreal?''#(Meanwhile Robin is sweating bullets like ''I called his favorite vegetable a FRUIT right in his FACE he's going to KILL ME'')#Robin grew extra feet from the bottom of her feet to reach the counter and that actually isn't me trying to explain bad art away #In the original Papadile comic there was a panel of Robin doing the dishes with extra feet to reach the sink but I cut it out #(It was a stress relief comic I did not feel like drawing a complicated background in detail) (BUT YES I THOUGHT OF IT)#Nico Robin Age 11 is *more* than capable of cooking Crocodile just does not trust her with his food. At least not yet #She did start doing the dishes unprompted and continues to do so (mostly out of fear). Croc told her she didn't have to but allows it #IDK a lot of people seem to headcanon Crocodile as incapable of cooking and like. Surely Mr ''I don't trust people'' knows how to cook #Like he doesn't have to be a master chef or anything but and maybe he enjoys not HAVING to cook (pain in the ass with one hand + knife/hook #But surely he can cook decent enough. SURELY #Botanists don't @ me I know the ''tomato is a fruit'' thing isn't fully accurate this is just a silly little haha comic

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cheesecakewitch · 2 months ago

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it's only love but, i think i taste blood 🩸

#jessa #ripping royals #j x tessa #murder drones #tessa murder drones #serial designation j #celiart #fan art #2024 #i know they only have like what 20 minutes of collective screen time but ive been going insane #i stand with my cancelled wife (j)

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sunnymainecoon · 2 months ago

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SOMETIMES Nightmare needs to indulge them in their mortal needs... to keep them functioning yk. But yk to be as lazy as possible just have them sleep together..

#I've been. thinking about wisps lately...#and errr yeh making new AU that I've wanted to make for like 2 years so yuh #sans au #utmv #undertale au #sanscest #if u want anyways #killer sans #horror sans #dust sans #murder time trio poly #murder time trio #like k said... if u want anyways.... doesn't haven to be ship...#UwU #comic #kind of anyways #I just started drawing killers bones for whatever reason and then just kept that idk what happened there #idk school makes me sad. I have school in like. 30 minutes😞😔

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tomahachi12 · 3 months ago

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How do you imagine Nori and Khan's reunion went once he caught up to her after she denied knowing him then scuttled away weeping? What won her over and showed her her husband still loved her as a headcrab?