#i have a habit of making a lot of sideblogs sorry

[multiplicity-positivity]

advice ask-

TL;DR: how does one deal with a persecutor who is also quite young?

i dont mean deal with as in lock away, or anything of the sort, i genuinely really want to help them. one of our headmates, an ex-persecutor until very very recently, has been falling back to a lot of really bad old habits due to some things that happened

they're also getting? younger?? for some reason?? they were 19 when this started, they're 15 last i saw, which has never been near their age range

i just feel so bad cause i can see and feel how damn much they're hurting, they fronted for less than an hour earlier and the body had a headache for several hours afterwards because of how much stress and negativity they're holding on to

i know a lot of people say the first step is communicating, helping them figure out what's wrong and how to deal with it, but they won't listen or talk about it. several of us have tried talking with them and trying to help, but every time they either leave or completely disengage, and despite repeated efforts they refuse to talk to our therapist

they're trying so hard, and i dont think they even want to be hurting us based on some of the things i've picked up, but they just can't help it

what is there, if anything, that we could do to help them? for our own safety, and primarily theirs, i just want to make some progress towards helping them resolve everything

🪐🏢 (emojis so i can be on anon but process the ask as mine if i see it)

Hi! We’re going to link to you a couple asks we’ve answered in the past with advice for dealing with persecutors. Please note that the second post has a trigger warning for mentions of suicide and sexual assault!

Hopefully the advice listed in those posts can help you!

And some advice specific to y’all’s situation might be just kindness, kindness, kindness. Have patience with them when they lash out. Remind them that you’ll always be there, willing to provide a shoulder to cry on or a listening ear. Don’t judge them too harshly when they make a mistake. Don’t force them to engage with anyone inside or outside your system that they don’t want to. It may take y’all a while to adjust to these behaviors, but it will be well worth it in the long run for making this persecutor feel more secure and loved by all of you!

Perhaps buy a notebook or set up a note/Google doc/Word document for this headmate which can be a space just for them, no one else. Allowing them to have their own private space to vent, get their thoughts out, and express themself might help them feel better about themself and their circumstances overall. Our persecutors each have their own journal and their own sideblog here on Tumblr which they can use however they wish. After we reached a point where more of our alters could trust our therapist, one of our persecutors has actually brought their journal to therapy and talked to our therapist about what’s been bothering them.

If you do provide a journal or set up a sideblog for your persecutor, please respect their boundaries and try to avoid looking at it! We know this can be difficult when the whole system shares a body, device, etc. But making an effort to respect this persecutor’s privacy can go a long ways in helping them feel safe and secure.

Ultimately, it will be up to them to decide for themself to make positive decisions and strive for positive change. But offering to be there for them, to support and uplift them while respecting them and giving them space when they need it, all of this could help them reach a point where they’re able to change for the better!

We’re wishing your whole system the very best of luck with this, and we will keep your dear persecutor in our thoughts! We really do hope that y’all can find peace, understanding, and comfort in your future, and that soon this persecutor can feel heard, respected, and taken care of. Thank you so very much for doing your best to take care of your headmate - your efforts aren’t going unnoticed!! Again, good luck with everything, and thanks for reaching out!

🌷 Corrie and 💚 Ralsei

[eblu3]

have you ever considered that flooding every social media you have with your own venting is not doing you favours mentally? crossposting every little negative thought you have sounds exhausting, and surely turns it into even more of a chore. i really recommend just sticking to one platform at least, it's got to feel better that way

I'm acknowledging that this is a really terrible habit of mine and I don't like it either, unfortunately I have yet to figure out how to tame the direct brain-to-keyboard pipeline :(

I do have a venting containment zone sideblog but maybe I have too high of a standard for it, it also doesn't exactly help that I have a lot of attention seeking tendencies and when literally two people follow it then that takes over and demands that people listen to my thoughts. this is absolutely why I mentioned that I have an oversharing issue earlier because this thing just kind of happens for me without me realizing what I'm doing.

as for the every social media part, I just habitually crosspost everything. I'm not changing that because I want to make sure that people can follow me from wherever without missing a thing, but I understand that it can be a little much for you to tab between multiple sites as well and see the same thing over and over.

in short? I want to stop my own venting so much as well but I'm also really terrible at filtering myself and I haven't figured out how to reliably do that yet. sorry if it's too much for you, you're free to unfollow if you don't want to see that anymore.

[catsandgoodbooks]

Hi! I'm Sky

she/her | minor | fanfiction writer

Don't mind me, I'm just here to chill and reblog stuff I like. I occasionally post about my writings too, but that doesn't happen a lot because I am very bad at remembering to do that sort of stuff.

I post a lot more regularly on my AO3, CatsAndGoodBooks, so go check that out if you want to read my fics.

You can come talk to me about:

DSMP (fictional characters only, not CC!s)

The Locked Tomb

The Traitor Baru Cormorant

Generation Loss

D&D and other tabletop RPGs

TMA/TMAGP

Malevolent

Les Miserables

The main things I'm into right now are the Dream SMP and The Locked Tomb, so I reblog a lot of stuff involving them.

My favorite DSMP characters are c!Dream and c!Punz, and I am a Dream apologist. If you don't like that, don't interact. I'm not here to fight over morally ambiguous fictional characters.

I don't have any sideblogs, so I try to fit everything I like here. Sorry if it's extremely cluttered, I know.

Tags under cut <3

General Tags:

my writing - Anything I've written, fanfiction or otherwise

fanfiction - Any fanfiction, regardless of who wrote it

dsmp - Anything Dream SMP related

the locked tomb - Anything The Locked Tomb related

whumptober2023 (tumblr) | Dive Deep Into the Dark (ao3) - Anything I've written for Whumptober

ask - Answered asks

AUs:

guardian angel au (tumblr) | You Are Alive (I Want To Keep It That Way) (ao3) - c!Punz is c!Dream's guardian angel

vegas wedding au (tumblr) | Bright Lights and Flashing Colors (ao3) - c!Dream and c!Quackity get married during the prison arc

god au - c!Punz and c!Dream become deities through the combined use of the Revival and Death books

infinite harpocrates au - Harpocrates is actually not one person but a collection of people unaware of each other

complications au - c!Punz is Harpocrates and the rest of the Syndicate is trying to keep them away from c!Dream, which makes things way more complicated than they need to be

Multichapter Fics:

Off the Planned Course - the Syndicate+c!Punz break c!Dream out of prison (feat. lots of drunz angst)

Easier Said Than Done - post-prison c!Dream healing with c!Punz

A Deal's A Deal - c!Technoblade makes a deal with c!Dream to revive c!Ranboo

Shared Scars - c!Purpled gets tortured and c!Punz takes care of him. Also c!Dream is there

In The Blink of An Eye - c!Enderboo teleports c!Dream out of the prison and they try to heal together

Unfortunate Circumstances - c!Dream, c!Punz, c!Tommy, c!Tubbo, and c!Ranboo stuck in a house. What will they do

A Familiar Game - c!Quackity decides to play a game with c!Dream (prison arc)

Oneshots:

if ever your fortress caves (you're always safe in mine) - collection of Drunz oneshots based on physical affection prompts

Hard One, Easily Lost - c!Punz helps c!Dream do his hair

Old Habits Die Hard (Old Reliances Die Harder) - c!Dream and hs struggle with healing potions/addiction

It's Good To Be Back - Modern day family fluff

[agentvharrison]

// I miss Vivian.  More importantly, I MISS Y’ALL. 

I know a large part of the problem is what I went through a year ago was just deeply horrible.  There’s no way to avoid the impact it’s had on Vivian (and other muses, but predominantly her), on rping as a hobby, on my interest in certain fandoms, on rping in certain fandoms, and on me. 

And then I went and accidentally deleted YEARS of headcanons, threads, meme responses, and character development.  I’m NEVER going to get all of it back.  I can’t even remember what half the headcanons I’d written were about.  I can’t remember even a fraction of the blogs I was following - blogs I’d rarely or never interacted with, but loved following nonetheless.  My tiny “Following” list feels like an accusation.

I’m still upset over everything I’ve lost - in every way. 

But I really, truly, deeply miss the people I’d been interacting with and following.  I miss seeing people’s ooc, and their headcanons, and reading their threads.  I miss throwing ideas around with friends and partners and would-be partners.  I miss the PEOPLE the rpc is built on.

And, finally, my offline life is calming down.  The stars are aligning.  I have some habits I need to try to break (though since I can’t actually build habits I suppose I don’t actually have habits to break), but honestly spending less time on my phone and more time on my laptop involves a lot of things that would be healthier for me.  

So.  I have A PLAN:

1. The next few days are going to be about loading up my queue.  I’m down to 19 posts.  And I have several hundred to add - across this and all Vivian’s sideblogs. 2. Reach out to friends/established partners to say HI!  I’ve been ignoring some of you for so fucking long and I’m so so so SO sorry.   I’ll also see who wants to keep the verses/relationships/dynamics we had, and who might want to start over or adjust things. 3. Make a list of what headcanons I can remember having written on the accidentally deleted blog.  Rewrite what I can remember.  Set aside what I can’t remember the details of to work on later.  Schedule headcanons to be posted over a reasonable span of time. 4. Clear out inbox and drafts.  I’m going to be ruthless.  Unless discussed with someone as part of #2, it’s going to go.  Sorry in advance. 5. Post a few memes.  6. RESPOND to a few memes. 7. Write up Vivian’s two main verses - default MCU, MCU/Spooks crossover. 8. Less time on phone, more time on laptop, as it’s more conducive to writing/being active on this blog. 9. Try to spend at least 30 minutes a day active on this blog while the cat throws her whole body down against my leg while I’m on the couch for the next two weeks. 10. Work on writing up Vivian’s other verses.

I want to be back here.  I am GOING to be back here.

[lehhoh7822]

watch it now

honestly, tom cardy can stay at the top of my pinned. he deserves it

hi! i'm lehho. i'm australian and super duper cool.

if you're in the.... the circle that USED to be full time dsmp tntduo, I'm probably a mutual, mutual in law, or a mutual couple times removed, so catch me around!

my pronouns are they/them. <- i would get new pronouns but it seems like a lot of effort

im an adult lol

in terms of tumblr:

a lot of my tumblr usuage actually happens on my phone and not even on the app. on tumblr dot com on chrome. on my phone. so there isn't a lot of tagging going on

more so, another important thing is that I generally don't trigger tag things. i can try, especially if you're a mutual, but it's just generally not something I'm in the habit of doing anymore. if you're following and I continue to not trigger tag things after you've asked, best practise is to probably leave. (sorry!)

I'm not amazing with figuring out when a post on the dash should be left entirely alone and not reblogged. so if i reblog your post and you're like "👁️👁️ yikes" please tell me and it will be gone as soon as i see the message

also i often dont reblog like. reblog bait. so if you watch me reblog a whole bunch of stuff and then not reblog like.... reblog if you dont want to kill gay people or reblog if youre not a pedophile its because i dont want to. dont take it as like secret agent evidence that i am the worst perosn in the world

oh also because i do not remmeber who i have followed if you softblock me it will likely be very ineffective because i will just go woah cool blog and follow u back because i just genuinely didnt remember that i already tried. so i promise u that im not trying to stalk u or make u uncomfortable ive just assumed that tumblr glitched/i forgot to follow u/accidentally unfollowed

also I don’t reliably get notifications for asks/dms so if I don’t touch something, try again and I’ll probably see it. So sorry if this happens to you

i have a couple of sideblogs which are relatively irrelevant (if you find my rp blog ill give you a cookie or something), I do have an ao3 (lol) however its mostly legally blonde fanfic and the rest is.... trash. and I also have a twitch where I will only stream sara is missing for the 26th time. come watch I guess!!

alright thats kinda it! bye guys

[grassbodied]

ok a pinned post for real this time

hi i'm fern. i live in ooo. i'm a grass sword tree guy, sorta. got cursed but i'm better now.

need someone to murdle somethin evil with a lot of unnecessary violence? i'm your guy

(ooc stuff under da cut!)

hi i'm claus! in my early 20s, i'm white, and please use he/him! thank you!

this is a canon divergent blog for fern from the adventure time franchise (weird i can call it that now), that sorta takes place between the base series and the events of fionna and cake. fern's soul is tied to a willow tree in the grasslands as planted in cawm, but also, he's able to make a lil grass him and walk around and do stuff thanks to huntress wizard and marceline's assistance. cool!

there will be frequent mention of violence, death, depressive habits, manic habits, lots of weapon imagery, and probably some other stuff i’ve forgotten but will add if i remember. i do my best to tag my mutuals’ triggers though!! lemme know if i forgot to tag something that made you uncomfortable.

i officially recognize finncomet as this fern’s universe finn, but i’m open to talk to other finns, other ferns, whatever!

fern’s vent blog is @shatteredferns. you can discover it ic if tumblr happens to recommend it or something, but all follows are considered ooc. thank you!

there is a sideblog for nowhere fern from fionna and cake at @azollafoliculoides!

so rules!:

i’m cool with crossover rps, but they have to be with fandoms i’m familiar with. i’ll let you know if i don’t know the franchise - or, in cases of extreme anxiety, i will softblock - nothing personal or malicious! i’m sorry if that happens!

if you like and/or post about anything related to PEDOPHILIA, INCEST, SELFCEST (IM IFFY ON THIS ONE!!!), DUBCON/NONCON, i’ll block you, no questions asked. i understand muses being sa victims and muns coping with sa, but a lot of the time it gets glorified and i’m not for that graphic shit.

i’m naturally wary of these fandoms/media: camp camp, steven universe, rick and morty, doctor who, fate, and osomatsu-san. but fandoms i absolutely WON’T TOLERATE include: hazbin hotel, killing stalking, attack on titan, hetalia, mister pickles, south park, k-pop, and any other depiction of real people.

[aranarumei]

tagged by @hua-fei-hua! it’s been ages since I’ve done one of these it was kind of fun lol! sorry for the delayed answers...

1. are you named after anyone?

a couple of ppl assume my name is kiri because it’s like, referencing kirishima from bnha. i haven’t kept up with bnha properly since. honestly since the dabi reveal ch dropped so that’s… nov 5th 2020 lol. I’ve got residual feelings abt it but not much interest in actually reading it (sorry). nowadays I don’t get as much of that anymore—my name is just like. digimon dusk only lets your character have a 4 character name max so I hit various syllables together and keysmashed until it sounded good. im attached to it now.

2. when was the last time you cried?

…today lol. i cry easy when i'm frustrated.

3. do you have kids?

no. I have a Feeling this will be rather unrelatable to whoever I tag so. electing to present my own question:

3 (again). [FREE SPACE] recommend a song?

im gonna recommend Tsuru (en: Bowstring) by koyori / denbolP bc it’s great. I love this producer actually.

4. do you use sarcasm a lot?

mm I think im probably averagely sarcastic but like. I do have a habit of like. ex: someone will be like oh where’s [kiri]? when I’m literally right there and I have the immediate impulse to say, completely straightfaced, like “oh [kiri]? sorry they’ve been dead for seven years. they’ve never been in this room in your entire life.” so essentially I like doubling down on things when I think it’s funny.

5. what sports do you play/have played

i played basketball for six years!

6. what's the first thing you notice about people?

i think the first like, physical detail I pay proper Attention to is earrings. just cause I like em. apart from that it’s probably their voice and what they find funny.

7. eye color?

brown. comparatively I think it’s rather dark to the point of looking black.

8. scary movies or happy endings?

i mean I feel like this is a. false dichotomy but I really don’t have a good stomach for horror and stuff so. happy endings ig.

9. any special talents?

talents… I’ve memorized my squares up to 30-ish, so like if for example if someone says 28 I can rattle off 784. I’ve been told I have a talent for talking abt media I like but that’s also something said by my lovely friends lol.

10. where were you born?

on earth. im also electing to replace this with my own question:

10 (again). what made you make a tumblr account?

if ppl look at my blog they shall think I showed up in 2020 but I’ve actually been here since 2015. I just… deactivated my acct by accident when I meant to delete a sideblog. ok. so obviously I remade in that case. I made one back in 2015, though, because I was like, really into hxh and ran into some hxh blogs I was like. in love with. also some fairy tail fic authors I rly respected were on here. and I wanted to discuss hxh and post fic. so I joined.

11. what are your hobbies?

writing! and reading! and drawing! and playlist making. im basic. writing is probably #1 to me tho I rly enjoy it. like for all I complain about it I actually really enjoy the act of like putting down words and crafting stuff and editing. I’d actually love to beta fic more regularly. and get reallllly good at grammar (seriously if anyone has any resources on that chuck it at me) and action scenes. those r my big two dreams.

12. do you have any pets?

nope! i do have a depressing amount of wips I have not taken care of, tho…

13. how tall are you?

5’2” or about 158 cm, i haven't measured myself lately. I’ve been told my various sources that I have “tall person energy” tho. im not as good abt it nowadays but I tend to be a bit careful abt keeping my back straight. at the very least I’m pretty aware of it. I wanna say it was just cool of me to be that way bc I was into having good posture but I’m like 90% sure it was because I read skip beat and I really liked that kyoko stood that way.

14. favorite subject in school?

math by farrrr. literature is dependent on the teacher for quality imo and while I enjoyed it I was always a bit sad that we never did any creative writing. math is just very nicely methodical.

15. dream job?

honestly I don’t have one. like I’d love to publish a book some day but I don’t want it to be my Job. im pretty satisfied just doing smthing productive-feeling and where I have enough free time tbh.

no obligation to answer ofc to anyone tagged. also if you don’t want to answer any of the questions just reject them... I just provided alternates bc I felt like it. i think this is supposed to be 15 questions for 15 mutuals but i dont want to tag that many people... @icharchivist @sunnnfish @dirtbra1n @mxddyhero @heartsdash @watcher-ofthe-sky @estradasphere

[toxics-sims-adventures]

Intro post inbound!

I'm Toxic, call me Tox, this is my sims sideblog. I reblog cc I like, make lists for the sims and screenshot little observations and weirdness in my sims saves. I'm bad at tagging, sorry.

I primarily play TS4, I played TS1 forever ago and TS3 up until it became unbearably lagged out no matter what. Even after upgrading my ram to 16g from 8g, TS3 still runs like frozen maple syrup left to dry on a window. I got a rom of TS2 and all its packs but I honestly don't like playing it all that much. I might try again with a neighborhood I'm not trying to follow or influence the story of.

I've been playing TS4 since 2016 and I've collected a lot of packs over that time. Because of the pack clutter I made the Trifecta Legacy Challenge because I fell into the habit of overusing a few favored packs and neglecting the rest. I have no idea if there's a similar challenge out there or not, but feel free to try it for yourself if you feel like it.

I've made an invasiveness tierlist for what packs impact base game the most to least, in my opinion. (Last updated: Goth kit)

I've also made a list of each packs' and kits' immediate assets added to the game. I try to update it every time EA adds a new one. (Last pack added: Lovestruck)

[anawaitedmoon]

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Hi! I'm anawaitedmoon on Twitter (I've been through three usernames in the last couple of months, sorry!) and although I don't post much, I do lurk a lot. It's been a very difficult habit to break and come out of my shell but, here's to trying!

I think I'm going to post movie/tv show/book/etc here. Some stuff I'm currently into:

sterek is probably my main ship atm but every once in a while I go back to some of my other faves (reylo, literati, kastle, jonsa, dramione) or discover new fandoms (nace, buddie)

reading! I'm trying to make a dent in my TBR this year because I added some of those books a long time ago

I have a sideblog for hockey. It's @anawaitedcelly

[the-iceni-bitch]

Every Man’s Got His Patience, and Here’s Where Mine Ends

Pairing: mob boss!Lloyd Hansen x femme!reader (le grand homme and coquinette, Poison Paradise AU)

Words: ~3k

Summary: Lloyd is going to need to claim you, or he’s going to end up killing some people.

Warnings: explicit language, explicit sexual content (f receiving oral sex, pussy spanking, unprotected vaginal sex, bicep choking, biting, scratching, possessive partner, multiple orgasms, degradation combined with praise kink, overstimulation) pet names, lots of French, murder, unhinged Lloyd, abuse of subordinates, SMUT!!! 18+ ONLY!!!

A/N: Told ya! Cannot stop with these two. I’m j just gonna keep riding the Lloyd obsession train until that we’ll is bone dry.

I am no longer doing taglists so if you want to stay up to date on all the latest filth, follow my sideblog @the-iceni-library and turn on notifications!

Dividers by @firefly-graphics

Lloyd’s snarl was unhinged when he turned to Brutus after yanking another one of the asshole’s teeth out, running his fingers through his hair and shoving it out of his eyes as he bared his teeth menacingly.

“I’m sorry, I don’t think I heard you right.” He shoved a dirty rag in the poor bastard’s mouth when he started pleading with him, cocking his head at his underling as he took a step closer to him. “Because it’s been three fucking days, and if you just told me you still have nothing, I might start to get pissed off.”

“Well, the number she gave us was a fake…” Brutus cut himself off at the look Lloyd gave him, taking a step back and swallowing thickly.

“No shit, it’s a fake number! You think that pretty little cunt stole from me and was going to give me her actual contact information?” Lloyd’s laugh was mirthless when he pulled out his gun and shot the whimpering sack of shit that was tied to the chair in the head, sighing when he looked back at his handiwork before tossing his weapon aside. “Now, look what you made me do. Did your mother shake you too hard when you were a baby? Sometimes I wonder about you…” He slapped the idiot when he mumbled petulantly at him, sucking in air through his teeth then running a hand over his face in frustration. “Cleveland, call our contact at the Préfecture de Police and give him a description and her alias and see if one of you morons can actually do something useful for once. And you…” he rounded on Brutus again and sneered when he flinched. “Get rid of this. If I don’t have an address in twenty four hours, someone’s going to lose an appendage! I am very quickly running out of what little patience I have!”

You hummed softly to yourself as you took another bite of the warm croissant on your plate, your eyes scanning the newspaper you were holding as you toyed with your new ring absentmindedly. Apparently some dirty businessman had disappeared suddenly without a trace and his family was selling off his considerable collection of antiquities. If you were remembering the asshole correctly, he had a very rare Seurat and collection of ornate stilettos that you had been thinking about since you’d attended a soirée at his estate last year. You were going to have to make a stop at this sale and lift some of those pieces to fill some empty space in your apartment. Didn’t he have a mistress too? Maybe you’d visit to pay your respects and see what kind of jewelry he had spoiled her with.

Once you had finished your pastry and coffee you stood up to make your way back to your apartment, strolling slowly and enjoying the sunshine on your skin as you kept twirling the ring and smiling at the way the small ruby caught the light. You wondered how angry the man had been once he realized what you’d taken from him, he seemed dangerous and like the type who didn’t appreciate when things didn’t go his way. But it was just a small ring and some cash, as pissed as he might have been, he had probably made his way back to the states by now to nurse his wounded ego. Your little habit of snatching up shiny treasures might annoy your marks, but it’s not like you ever took anything truly worth getting upset about.

As soon as you were inside your apartment you let out a little sigh, slowly making your way back to your bedroom. Walking around the city had made you feel pleasantly tired, and you suddenly had the desire to take a nap in a sunbeam like a sweet little kitten. You stretched your whole body when you stepped into your room, looking forward to sinking into your plush mattress in nothing but the lacy pink lingerie set you were wearing under your dress and enjoying a light snooze.

“Well, hi there, sunshine.”

You yelped and practically jumped out of your skin when he spoke, panic flooding your system when you whipped around to find Lloyd sitting in the armchair at the foot of your bed and grinning wickedly at you as he nonchalantly flipped his knife through his fingers. He rolled his eyes and cursed under his breath when you turned on your heel and sprinted away from him, charging out of his seat and chasing after you until he could wrap an arm around your waist and slap a massive palm over your mouth when you tried to scream.

“Ah, no no, we’re not playing that game, ma nénette.” He dragged you back into the bedroom while you flailed wildly, chuckling into your hair then setting you on your feet and turning you around so he could look you in the eyes. “I just want to talk, so calm the fuck down, or I’ll knock you out.” He hissed when you slapped him across the face, snarling and grabbing you by the throat as he gave you a warning shake. “I’ll give you that one, because I know I surprised you, but the next one will get you over my knee so fast you won’t even know what happened. Behave.”

“How did you find me? What are you doing here?” You licked your lips nervously as you gazed up at him, your chest heaving with deep breaths as you tried to will yourself to calm down. “It was just a ring…”

“I know a lot of people, don’t worry yourself about that, coquine.” He tweaked the tip of your nose and beamed at the terrified tears that were falling from your eyes, leaning forward to kiss them from your cheeks and purring when you whimpered. “And it was my ring, my tricky little minx. You’ll find that I am very possessive.”

“I’m sorry.” You didn’t know what he wanted from you, his lips still trailing over your face as his thumb stroked your carotid artery and you found yourself melting into him. “I just liked the ruby:”

“Ah, ma petite pie, do you just love shiny things?” He rested his forehead against yours and bit his lip when you nodded and let out a pathetic little hiccup, the hand that wasn’t at your throat squeezing your waist before sliding down the curve of your hip. “Of course you do. You really pulled one over on me, I thought you were so sweet and innocent and such a good girl, but you’re not, are you? You’re a naughty little thing.”

“No, I can… I can be good.” Was he going to kill you or what? You couldn’t get a read on him.

“Could you, now?” Lloyd pressed his lips to your cheek and took a step back, grabbing your wrist and plucking his ring off your finger before placing it back on his pinky where it belonged. “If someone gave you all the pretty, sparkly things you desire, could you be a sweet little spoiled thing who’d do anything she was told?”

“What?” You couldn’t stop the moan that escaped your lips when he squeezed your throat before trailing his hand down to softly cup your breast.

“I like you, ma petite pute. More than I should for someone who so brazenly stole from me.” His fingers slid under the soft lace of your bra cup, a low growl rumbling through his chest when he felt the jewels bar that was running through your nipple. “Fuck, I really like you. Your lack of impulse control is incredibly endearing, you’re beautiful, and something makes me want to put that little smile you were wearing before you saw me on your face all the time. Let me spoil you, chérie.”

“I don’t… you want to spoil me?” This had taken an unexpected turn, you weren’t totally sure how you felt about it.

“I do. I want to dress you up in all the pretty things and give you jewelry and ruin you.” He could tell you were still on the fence, so he smashed his lips to yours and waited until he felt you melt into him before pulling back. “Let me make you mine.”

He stepped back and clicked his teeth appreciatively at the whine you let out at the loss of him, grabbing a velvet box from the pocket of his jacket and opening it to reveal a ring with a massive ruby that matched the one in his signet. You reached for it immediately, pouting at him when he slapped your hand before cradling it gently so he could place the ring on your finger himself.

“Yours?” The idea was growing on you fast, that ring softening you up quick and making you think maybe he could be someone who actually understood you. “I’ve been told I can be a handful.”

“Oh, you’re such a little fucking troublemaker, aren’t you?” Lloyd purred as he prowled closer to you, winding a hand around your throat and yanking you towards him while you cooed at the ring again. “Lucky I think you’re so cute, usually don’t put up with thieves.”

“I’m not a thief.” You hummed at the way the ruby glimmered when it caught the light. “I just like pretty things.”

“Mm, you deserve them, chére.” Lloyd leaned closer to nip at your ear and groaned as he inhaled your perfume. “And if you’re mine I’ll give you all you could want and more, just say the word.”

“I’ll be yours, fuck.” You whined when he sucked on your neck, melting into his touch as he dragged his tongue over your throat. “Just yours, what will you give me?”

“Everything, now get on the fucking bed.” Lloyd grinned when he threw you on the bed and you yelped, crawling between your legs and yanking your skirt up around your hips so he could slap the insides of your thighs until you spread them wide for him, ripping your panties off and groaning at the sight of your glistening cunt as he laid in front of you. “Gonna show you exactly what you get when you belong to me, ma pie.”

The sound you let out when he buried his face in your pussy sealed your fate, that soft lilting moan letting him know there was no way he was ever letting you go. One little taste and he was addicted, groaning as he breathed in your scent before he dragged his tongue from your asshole to your clit and back over and over until he was sure he’d tasted every inch of you.

Lloyd made sure your eyes were on him before he spat lewdly on your cunt, cooing when you let out a desperate whine before he pressed a sloppy, open mouthed kiss to your slit then thrust his tongue inside you. He growled when he felt you clench around him, shaking his head to push himself as deep as possible while he wrapped his arms around your thighs and dragged them over his shoulder as he kept fucking you with his mouth. The neatly trimmed hairs of his mustache were rubbing right against your swollen clit and making your throb against his lips, a soft series of mewls escaping from your throat while you arched your body into his face and rolled your hips needily.

You struggled to keep your eyes on his when he groaned into your cunt again, your slick making a mess of his face as his tongue curled inside you and stroked your soft walls until he felt you starting to flutter for him. He waited until he heard your breath hitch then dragged his tongue out of you at a torturous pace, making sure he slowed down even further when he reached your clit until he felt it pulsing for him then wrapping his lips around your swollen bud and sucking hard.

That was it, you were lost. Every muscle in your body sang as your eyes rolled back in your skull, some high, thin sound that was foreign to your ears leaving your lips while your pussy gushed all over his face until he was soaked. Lloyd swallowed as much as he could with an appreciative moan before detaching from you, smacking the swollen mess between your legs and chuckling darkly when your only answer was a pathetic whimper before he started peeling off his clothes almost teasingly slow.

“Normally at this point I’d fuck you with my hand for about an hour until could barely remember how to breathe, but… oh Jesus Christ.” He purred once he finally got his clothes off and proceeded to remove your dress, the sight of you panting and naked and wanton for him just about the most fucking beautiful thing he’d ever seen in his damn life. “But after tasting you, and hearing all those sweet little sounds your making, and knowing you’re all fucking mine, shit, I’m aching, I don’t ever think I’ve been this fucking hard.”

“Then why don’t you fuck me, Lloyd?” You licked your lips and gave him a sloppy grin, sliding your hands over his torso and squeezing his hips with your thighs while you rolled your body underneath him.

“Oh ho, god you’re sassy.” He gave you a soft laugh before curling over you and running his tongue over the piercing in your nipple. “I’m gonna fuck that right out of you, coquinette.”

“We’ll see… fuck!” You screamed when he sank his teeth into your tit and slammed his cock into you, your fingernails into his back and breathing raggedly when he started driving his hips against yours violently.

“What was that, ma jolie chatte?” He cooed as his bit and sucked his way up your chest, grinning and rubbing his nose against yours when you whined and clutched at his shoulders as he reached above you to grab the headboard and give himself more leverage while he nipped at your bottom lip. “Aww, already? I thought you weren’t gonna be this easy, chérie, I’m almost disappointed.”

You couldn’t answer him, sobbing when he grabbed your knee with his free hand and pressed it against your chest so he could hit you even deeper. The first time the tip of his cock nudged against your cervix you almost passed out, then he kept doing it over and over and over again and grinding into your clit and all you could do was sink into the mattress with a defeated groan.

Lloyd sucked your bottom lip between his with a low hum when your pussy flexed around him as he gave a dirty grind of his hips, keeping his cock deeply seated in you while he rolled your swollen clit against his pelvis. It should have made you angry how easy your body was bending to his will, but then ran his hand down the curve of your leg so he could prop your ankle on his shoulder and sink his teeth into the curve of your calf and you lost it. He growled out a curse against your skin when your cunt clamped down on him, the sight of your body spasming under him while you screamed in your pleasure making him feral.

“Oh god, this fucking cunt, how are you so damn tight?” He caressed your ankle almost reverently even as his hips started punching into you again, kissing the mark his teeth had made on your leg before pulling out and flipping you onto your stomach with no warning then spearing back into you with a bitten off snarl. “Shit, like you were made for me, chaton. I’m gonna ruin you and this perfect little snatch for anyone else, you’re mine. Say it.”

“‘M… ah!” You cried out when he yanked you back by your hair and landed a solid smack across your ass, digging your fingers into the pillows and arching your back as his balls slapped against your clit every time his hips met your ass. “‘M yours Lloyd, just yours, it’s your pussy. Oh shit, fucking take me.”

“Oh, good fucking girl.” Lloyd moaned when he felt you come again, your sweet little pussy gushing beautiful cream all over his length and making it swing for him to slam into you at an even wilder pace, curling over you and winding his bicep across your throat as he purred into your hair. “Give me one more, ma nénette. Baby, my good girl, come on my cock, milk me dry, I want you to be so full of me you're leaking for a month.”

Your only response was a choked off sob as his arm tightened across your windpipe, drool leaking down your chin and over his forearm as he bounced his hips off your ass and bit at the shell of your ear. It was getting harder and harder for you to breathe as you got closer to yet another peak, your vision tunneling and blood rushing in your ears as you tried and failed to brace your hands against the headboard and instead resigned yourself to letting him use you until you were utterly spent.

All it took were two more drives of his hips and his cock dragging through your swollen walls before you were blacking out with a pathetic whine and squirting all over his thighs. Lloyd threw his head back and roared when your perfect cunt squeezed the life out of his cock, sinking his teeth into your shoulder with a snarl as you pulled every single drop of cum from his balls as they pulled tight to his body until he was spilling inside you with a feral growl.

He collapsed on top of you with a groan when your pussy kept fluttering and flexing around him and making his pleasure stretch out almost unbelievably long as he panted into your hair. Not that you were aware of anything, drooling all over yourself and whining with need while Lloyd pressed kisses over the curve of your neck before scraping his teeth over the curve of your cheek as he stretched his body over yours.

“Ma chérie, you still with me?” He chuckled when your only response was an unintelligible murmur, pressing his lips to your temple then your cheek then your shoulder before pulling out of you reluctantly and rising to his feet. “Rest, ma coquinette, sweet little thing.”

Lloyd wandered out to the living area still stark naked after making sure you were indeed asleep, frowning at his two goons who had sat themselves in your lounge with those moronic looks on their faces.

“Call the fucking jet and tell them to fuel up and that we have another passenger. Then get Jeanette on the line and let her know we’ll need some of the necessities from this place packed and shipped to the states.” He heard you let out a sleepy moan and grinned to himself after shoving his hair out of his face, not even losing his good mood when he turned back to the two idiots who were blinking at him stupidly. “I’ve got a darling little pet now, and I want to make sure her transition to her new home goes as smoothly as possible. So try not to fuck it up like you usually do.”

[envythepalmtree]

fma blogs to follow?

Ooh I've actually been planning on making this post for a while too!

Art blogs that ID their own posts that you should follow

@morningsaidthemoon - does ids in alt text! I really love their pieces - they're kinda soft in like. color and lines? and tender if that makes sense. Multifandom, they tag fandoms.

@mildly-artsy - @mildly-nerdy's new art blog! also does them in alt text. Her lines are so clean and I love how people look in her style. Mostly FMA.

Other blogs that write IDs and/or look through the notes for IDs (that you should follow and reblog the IDed version of posts)

@liathgray - they're the author of Blackwell Springs, an extremely popular fic I have not read yet, and the A Hop, Skip, and a Jump series that I'm very much obsessed with. Multifandom, they tag fandoms.

@nerdywriiterchild - bro I love their xerxes fics so much 😔 Multifandom.

@xingeseprince - IDs almost everything. Good descriptions! Sideblog, all FMA.

@princess-of-purple-prose - the meme ID person! (They're one of the people who started a huge doc of ID templates for memes to save people spoons, which is cool.) Multifandom, tags fandoms, mostly not FMA.

Other art blogs I love

I wish I could tag like. every one of my art mutuals but alas I'd be making color of the sky 2.0 😔 So sorry if I didn't tag you, I'm kinda just scrolling through my following list and picking urls at random here, all of you guys are amazing!

@chewytran - their royai college au!! is so cute!! All their royai stuff is just. chef's kiss. Art sideblog, mostly FMA. Other fandoms are tagged.

@wawayu - their use of light and colors man!! Art sideblog, majority FMA. (Also. check their notes when rbing their art because I rb and ID like. everything they post lol)

@neorei - their homunculi art!! Wish I had art-critic-training (is that a thing) so I could properly express the emotions that their art invokes. but. ahh it's so melancholy and kinda abstract, the kind of art that you could find different meanings in. Sideblog, all FMA.

@fmamangacaps - Photoshop counts as art. Their cleaning up of manga panels and tagging system is a godsend.

@humming-fly - you probably already follow them but their team greed comics are just so funny!! I always have at least one of their pieces in my drafts that I'm procrastinating on IDing lol. Multifandom.

@pumi-envy - just. lots of art of Envy. Sometimes I'm looking through the Envy tag and the majority of it is me and this artist. I love that for us. Their style's super cute. All FMA. (again. check the notes on their art 'cause I reblog and ID everything they put on my dash)

One of those Royai writers whom posts from me and my positivity blog mutuals always seem to make it to

Don't ask me why this is a category, it's just funny to me when my positivity blog posts or posts from my positivity moots make it to Royai tumblr.

@firewoodfigs - Xingese squad!! Her prose is beautiful. So poetic and meaningful. And her poetry?? is gorgeous. Ownvoices Xingese Roy content 💚 Mostly FMA.

@lantur - wrote delicate. Go read it right now if you haven't (but also tw for parental abuse and older military officers taking advantage of mentally ill young women while they commit genocide together) Multifandom, fandoms are tagged.

@hanamuri / @royriza - literally the sweetest person and runs like 4 blogs which is iconic. Her psychoanalysis of FMA characters is super interesting. All FMA.

Other writers I love

I have a habit of reserving way too many books from the library meaning that I haven't gotten around to reading most fanfics yet, oops. That's on me.

@ta1k-less - I adore her writing style!! Fun fact, one of her atla fics was probably the first multichap fic I had finished in roughly five years. She's very funny. Love how she fleshes out Ishvalan culture. Also draws sometimes and has started IDing her own art. Mostly FMA, multifandoms, tags fandoms.

@edisacornball - boomer he knows Edward very well, if that makes sense. Like, reading his fics I can tell that he understands Edward as a character very well. His Edwin fics are great. Has been in the FMA fandom for 15 years or something, which is crazy to me. Multifandom, mostly FMA.

@calangkoh - metas count as writing. So not a fic writer, but their 03 metas are wonderful. Obvious spoilers for 03 if you haven't seen it yet. Sideblog, all FMA.

Well fuck, now I'm realizing that I haven't gotten around to reading any fics from the vast majority of the writers I follow. Y'all are such lovely people sorry I still need to read your fics!! I gotta update this list once I get my act together and clean up my AO3 marked for later list, lol.

[cozypups]

WOW I HAVE A LOT OF NEW SILLY FRIENDLY FOLLOWERS HI!!! I'VE BEEN SUPER DUPER FOCUSED ON GETTING OUT OF A PIT and so far it's been slowly improving!!! i know i made an update post before, sorry if i worried anyone!! 🥺 I'm doing really well, and i even scheduled to see a therapist!!

i took a long break from using my tablet and used just a mouse to doodle (to be able to draw cartoony things without worrying about making things perfect), was diagnosed with ocd, realized it may be tourettic ocd due to my tics among other things (i plan on asking my PA-C more about it in my next appointment!) my mom got a new car finally, I've been learning how to use blender and adobe illustrator, made a fun personification character of my ocd and the character helps so much with coping, been taking meds for my adhd and ocd, slowly working on getting out of old habits, etc. things can still be rough, but it happens way less often compared to before and I'm very relieved about that!! i plan on possibly posting what I've created lately more often instead of feeling so shy about it, but i may possibly do it on a sideblog, still thinking about that :")

I've even been doing some self reflection into getting to know myself better and i think it's been helping a lot with my identity! just a reminder that you are loved, you matter, if you're in a really tough situation right now, things WILL eventually work out--but sometimes not in the way you expect!! i love all of my mutuals, and welcome everyone who is new!!! i will get around to potentially becoming mutuals with many of you, but atm I've been so busy with inspiration and motivation to learn new things that I've been very distracted lately hehe... thank you to anyone who read the entirety of this, i love you all!! 💞

[friedesgreatscythe]

im too lazy to tag things anymore

i still have all those fancy tags saved, it’s just a matter of logging in to my xkit account BUT i forgot the password AND xkit rewritten is so much faster so whoopsie

that would bother past me so, so much. not just because i like those tags (and i do), but because the lack of organization would make me panic. now i’m just not bothered. this blog’s a place to shove things that i think are nice as i find them. lately there are not many things that are findable on here; twitter’s more the place where i see such things. but that’s ok. i’m glad i don’t lurk on here as often as i used to. this place is really unhealthy if you’re in any way active in communities. i’d rather run this blog and my akeshu sideblog on the outer limits of it all and just chill elsewhere.

still super deep into final fantasy xiv, as expected. i made a me!wol on diabolos. my original wol on jenova is taking a hiatus. endwalker really took all the heart and soul out of her. and my akechi!wol on zalera is chillin in sharlayan, because where else would he like to be? my me!wol is doing everything i can think to do on a single character, though of course this means farming for that hades mount likely another 50+ times as i did on eva, but hey, the FC i’m in is full of nice people who do weekly mount farming, map running, and the like. and they’re always down to farm things at random, so. that’s good. they’re having a costume contest this weekend and i’ve got mine all picked out, so i hope i win. i think it’s some mounts and stuff from mogstation, so that’d be a treat.

i’m still writing, of course. always. still in therapy, and it’s helping. a lot. my homework this week is to “uno reverse” my way of thinking when it comes to doing things out of spite. i can still do them to spite a thing (usually my mom), but just reverse the focus. for example: he asked me what my future goal is for writing, and i said that i’d love to get published just so i can SHOW my family, mainly my mom, that LOOK all those days and weeks and years of me trying PAID OFF and i WASN’T being lazy or doing nothing--

and he asked me, “what if she doesn’t give you the reaction you want?”

and i said, “well then fuck her, i’ll know i succeeded and that’s what matters.”

and he gestured strongly and said, “yes! so make THAT the focus!”

so, to reverse the focus is to make writing my goal BECAUSE i want to succeed and my desire TO do that is all that fucking matters.

it sounds so small and simple, but i don’t know if i can truly express enough just how impossible it is to operate around the voice of judgment in my head. it’s there about anything, everything. imagine if you had someone looking over your shoulder, their lips to your ear, telling you that any choice you made was wrong. you want to take a break? you’re lazy. you want to work on something? it’s not good enough. you want to read a book or play a game for inspiration? you’re lying; you’re just going to steal their ideas, or you just want an excuse to waste time.

you want to stop eating meat? that’s because you think you’re fat. you think you’re fat? well that’s your own fucking fault. you can’t ride your bike or go for walks like you used to because the heat makes your joints swell up? that’s an excuse. your body is a piece of shit. you think your body is a piece of shit? stop feeling sorry for yourself. you feel sorry for yourself? pathetic.

so it goes, on and on and fucking on.

but i’m getting on with it. therapy helps.

anyway, the current project right now is a sondham fic because YES i watched game grumps’ playthrough of dr2 and YES i fully support and share danny sexbang’s love for gundham and sonia and YES i am absolutely writing a fic for them because he made a passing, somewhat tentative mention of looking up things for them once the game is done and NO the fic is nowhere near as simple as i thought it to be originally because YES i am a creature of habit and even if he never reads it i WON’T care because i filled up my entire glittery pink unicorn notebook with this story and i really love it, and that’s all that matters to me

and, knowing me, i’ll just pull the thing in a few months so i can make it an original piece, like i’m doing with krakrgaldr.

i have PLANS and i am slowly learning how to stop fearing the idea of having goals or believing in my ambitions and it’s making a difference

[moon-spirit-yue]

Guys I’m sorry I just had to make a post about Tien. There’s not gonna be a huge description on her like I did with Charanya but I just couldn’t leave everyone hanging with what Tien is like. The picture is what Tien looked like the day she met Charanya. The artist is @baydews and the link is here: https://href.li/?https://picrew.me/image_maker/415524.

• She was basically born to be part of Fang’s army

• You know the stereotypical golden child? Yeah that’s basically Tien. She makes it a habit to exceed everyone’s expectations

• She remembered very clearly how rough the beginning of life was when Fang was on a food shortage which is why she’s willing to do whatever it takes to make sure that never happens again

• She was never directly effected by the food shortage since she was born into a wealthy family but had many friends who weren’t so lucky

• Has three younger brothers she enjoys to harass on the daily

• Strict father and an easy going mother. Definitely an odd combination, but she grew up loved by both all the same

• Also very good friends with Namaari. Kind of like Charanya and Raya, they are in a similar situation which causes them to gravitate towards each other for companionship

• A very happy and optimistic person. Also incredibly outgoing. She’s a very likable woman. Likable enough to the point where quite a few girls crush on her

• Tien never really found herself attracted to anyone until she met Charanya

• See, Tien was in the tent Charanya stumbled upon because that tent is like her safe place. When life in gets to be too much, Tien goes there to unwind

• Tien swore an angel fell into her tent

• She loved messing with Charanya and practically beamed with pride seeing the shorter girl check out her muscles. Guess those long days of training paid off after all

• Loved messing with Charanya and making her blush

• Dumb nicknames were her favorite. Calls Charanya “short stack” and “doe eyes” on the regular

• Tien also loves the conversation and banter she had with Charanya. Since she comes from a pretty high standing family, a lot of people are way to scared to even consider talking to Tien with a bit of attitude

• Tien was genuinely surprised at how lonely she felt when Charanya left. The idea of not being able to see her for three months was practically killing her

• Tien was very in touch with her feelings, unlike Charanya, so she’s well aware that a crush was already forming

• She was ecstatic when she saw Charanya two weeks later. (She definitely wasn’t feeling jealous seeing her talk to Raya whaaaaaaat-)

• She was very pleased when Charanya decided fo talk to Tien even while she was with Raya

• Definitely shows off to try and make herself sound cooler

• “Did you know I got this scar fighting off a huge beast in the woods” “okay what’s the real reason you got that scar” “…..okay so my little brother convinced me it was a good idea it wasn’t my fault”

• Charanya seeing through her bs honestly made Tien fall harder

• Asked Raya what Charanya liked when she left to go the bathroom

• The next time Charanya came to visit a couple months later Tien gave her beautiful gold dangle earrings with crescent moons

• She was not prepared for Charanya to actually start crying

• Tien felt helpless as the shorter girl sobbed into her arms. All Tien could do was hold her until she stopped

• When she asked what was wrong, Charanya explained how she was from Heart and was alone with no one but Raya for years

• Tien instantly offered for Charanya to stay with her. They were had plenty of money so one more mouth to feed wouldn’t make them struggle in any way

• Charanya denied the offer but appreciated it nonetheless

• Tien asked why she couldn’t stay in Fang and when Charanya told her about her delivery service gig Tien swore she fell in love

• Pretty girl with long hair caring about her people make Tien’s heart go brrrrrrrr

• Tien swore she would help Charanya anyway she could. She was always there to help Charanya deliver the supplies to the people in Fang and sometimes helped out in other nations

• When the water disappeared for like ten minutes Tien was less worried about herself and more about Charanya. She had seen Raya in Fang and where Raya was, Charanya was sure to follow

• When they were evacuating the city Tien found Raya to ask where Charanya was. Tien felt like she could finally breathe when Raya told her Charanya was safe in Heart

• When the dragons came back, the Tien was on the move along with many others to visit Heart

• Tien let Charanya have her reunion with Benja and Raya before giving her the tightest hug ever

• “I was worried about you short stack” “good thing I know how to take care of myself tree top”

• Later that night, Tien confessed her feelings. After all that happened, no one knows what could happen the next day so it’s best just to tell her now before it’s too late

• “Charanya I just needed to let you know that I’m in love with you and I hope you would consider courting me” “wait a damn minute. You’re in love with me?” “I mean yeah I thought it was kind of obvious. I flirt with you like all the time” “I thought you flirted with everyone and your words meant nothing???” “Ch-Charanya no- you know what. I think I need to give you a couple minutes to process this. Let me know what you decide”

• A huge ball of nerves each passing second but she was trying to enjoy the festivities despite her love crisis

• When she saw Charanya stomp over to her, Tien was terrified that she had messed up their entire relationship. Until she saw Charanya’s burning red cheeks

• “since I don’t absolutely despise you I would not be opposed to courting you” “*with a shit eating grin* wow you don’t despise me? High praise coming from you” “it is. Don’t get used to it. You can start our courtship by buying me food” “anything for you, doe eyes”

• Tien could not be happier with the way her life was going, even if her day started with a little life threatening situation

Taglist: @faithfulwarrior-og @isitbussinjanelle @tigerlillyruiz @ratld-sideblog

[hollowsart]

I have updated my [FAQ] page!

And for anyone who is mobile only, here’s what I added:

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Q. Do you draw n//s/f//w?

A. Absolutely not. I have drawn suggestive things before, but it's not a lot. It's certainly not what you're thinking of, either. If I did draw something more than just simple neck kisses or an implication of something else, I will never post it. (ie, anything "heavily" implying a s3xual act..)

My art is always extremely tame. I am uncomfortable with drawing certain things myself, so I do have some respect to give to people who can draw such things haha

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Q. Do you have a twitter or plan on making one?

A. I do not. to have a twitter would make me uncomfortable and be horrible for my mental health due to a lot of reasons that I'm sure are obvious if you are aware of what twitter is like. You understand, I hope?

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Q. Do you have any other places you post art or that people can follow or join?

A. Sadly I don't. All I have is tumblr. I do have a discord, but I usually only reserve sharing that with friends. And speaking of I've got pretty horrible social anxiety, it's borderline crippling for me.. I don't join any servers because of this as I have a horrible habit of getting overwhelmed and just muting the server altogether.. So I've just stopped joining them entirely.. I'm sorry!

I do have a few sideblogs connected to this one, however, but only 1 I have been semi-somewhat consistent in posting to every now and again, that blog being my [Wikstrom dedicated selfship blog]

[mad-hats]

starred wars. full reign. all of starring wars.

Oh god… where do I even start do you realize how many characters are in Star Wars? How many blorbos and glup shittos fit in there?? This will be very long I apologize in advance.

Blorbo: honestly I have quite a few favorites I think. Probably Boba Fett mostly as of late though if not just because bobf has been eating at my brain. I am obsessed with his characterization like they took a random fucking guy the Fanboys™️ clung to and made him such an interesting character. Ahsoka is a blorbo too just because there is so much to think abt with her…. Oh and Omega I think of her way too much but I’ll discuss that more in poor little meow meows.

Scrunkly: hm. You know this is actually kind of hard. I’m just gonna say Din though my tin can man I admit he’s not actually scrunkly or baby but he is shaped and sometimes I want to throw a slice of cheese at his helmet because I think his confused reaction would be funny. Oh Echo is also shaped and my special guy. Not rlly scrunkly or a baby again but I think being an armored cyborg is perhaps one of the most shaped things you can do. He’s cute though I want to completely redesign his ugly whitewashed design and give him a gun attachment for his arm he deserves it <3

Scrimblo Bimblo: Max fucking Rebo my blue little guy rip j*zz legend you will be missed😔BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY Finn and Rose they were sidelined so hard and Star Wars has a nasty habit of doing this with their compelling poc characters my god they deserved such better writing and screen time and literally Everything. Oh also K-2SO? He was iconic in Rogue One literally one of my favorite droids and I think Rogue One should be discussed more in general but I just thought K-2was neat :]

Glup Shitto: That hot turquoise twi’lek guy from bobf. He doesn’t have a name but he is trans and he seems nice :]. Literally any handmaiden. They had to deal with So much. Basically any minor character from tcw because no one else knows who they are but I would freak out if they were mentioned. Bossk was in the originals too but if boba so much mentions him in the new content I will Talk Extensively about it.

Poor Little Meow Meow: Maul lol. He’s very popular he’s just such a weird evil fucked up terrifying but also kind of pathetic little guy. Uhhhh also Omega! She’s fine she’s just mildly controversial because the tbb writing was lacking to say the least and a lot of people thought she was annoying and doesnt make sense in the big picture and I get that but I can fix her. Oh and Commander Fox! He’s not pathetic or anything and didn’t even have much of an appearance but he is kinda controversial. A good chunk of the tcw fandom Hates him because killed Fives but I will defend him anyway, like I love Fives so so much but Fox did what he thought he had to do it’s all very nuanced you can learn more by sending me Star Wars sideblog asks someone please-

Horse Plinko: Tech and Crosshair in a fairly lighthearted way like they’re still clones so I’ll always support them to an extent but their designs are so so ugly and I like bullying them in discord servers. Less lighthearted with Cross though he’s kind of a dick. Obi-Wan in a lighthearted way too because he’s fun to see in pain. The Kryze sisters in a significantly less lighthearted way though they’re interesting but mass murder and irresponsible leadership is not inherently girlboss I’m sorry. I will also bully any Viszla for anything at any time.

Eeby Deeby: Palpatine lol he just sucks for obvious reasons. Oh and Kyle Ron. Kylo stannies dni I Do Not Care if he was redeemed I don’t care if his name is actually Ben and I don’t care about Reylo I simply Do Not Care For Him he’s so whiny and angsty and for what his backstory is not even THAT bad he gives incel vibes and idc if he’s a goth angsty sadboi Maul did it better and he did it with horns and cool tattoos.