#i hate this cycle

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Has anyone else noticed that they don't do post-holiday sales anymore? It used to be that they would practically give away excess inventory because it was cheaper than transporting it to a warehouse and having it take up space for another year. But now, I go in on February 15th or November 1st or December 26th and every store has already been cleared out! I don't mean they've been picked clean, I mean they've been taken down on purpose in the middle of the night; the display where the holiday stuff used to be is now being used for something else. Hell, yesterday, Halloween Day, Target had already gotten rid of EVERYTHING spooky except for a pallet of unsold Monster Cereal, and had already transitioned everything to Christmas mode. If they can't sell you a made-in-China-for-pennies plastic skeleton for a 10,000% markup they won't sell it at all. We've reached a stage of capitalism where they would rather eat their losses than pass the saving onto their customers.

[inniave]

the ptsd is quite literally killing me

[plumberrypudding]

i think i just need to stop having any sort of expectations or plans for myself. because inevitably i will be unable to fulfill them and then i’ll just feel like shit again.

[t-nd-rfoot]

I have so much anxiety about work today that I can’t even get out of bed but it would look worse if I didn’t show up but if I show up, I’m gonna panic

[carli-meows]

every time i make a vow to actually not jokingly kill another human the worst thing happens and i just get depressed and unmotivated to do anything

[fl0ral-ghost]

Does anyone else have that stange period of time (pun not intended) in their period wheres its just utter unhindged bullshit. My mothers trying to sleep cause she has work in the morning and im voice mesaging her ahout pancaking (pancaking???) 'baenaenaenae's' (bananas) and i just sat up with the idea of drawing someone with a stop sighn then putting a sticky note next to them saying 'nakey women ahead!' And practicing different female anatormy i think im go balistic and batshit crazy??

So hows everyone elses periods?? :'D

[muppetebbtide]

trojan war tumblr simulator

🌊 is-the-sea-wine-dark-today

YOU BET IT IS

#the wine dark sea!!!!!!!!!!!! #wine dark sea #wine dark sea posting

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✌🏻 ajax2electricboogaloo follow

why is achilles the only demigod who's Like That? like he's my boy but u don't see memnon or aeneas or sarpedon acting like him on the reg. why is he so maladjusted? like specifically? I saw his mother once and was so terrified by the sight of a goddess I flung myself to the ground and hid my face in the dirt til she left but I still don't think that accounts for it idk

🏘️ nobody1020

it's blonde man syndrome hope this helps

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⚔️ sonoftydeus

opening my askbox so that we can discuss strategies on taking troy!

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anonymous asked: we should all go home :)

⚔️ sonoftydeus answered:

FUCK OFF AGAMEMNON I WANT REAL SUGGESTIONS

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nobody1020 asked: do u like..... horses

⚔️ sonoftydeus answered:

odysseus do I even wanna know where this is going

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⌛ isthetrojanwaroveryet?

year 9, day 234: still no....

#all our admins keep DYING

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‼️ trojan-confessions follow

I think my wife might be sending me anon hate :/ keep getting asks like 'hope u die on the battlefield tomorrow silly slag' and 'menelaus should have curbstomped you' and in her big tapestry of warriors she made me look stupid

🐴 horsetaminghector follow

lmaooo is this paris??

🔮 cryinglikecassandra follow

kinda think helen should send MORE anon hate idk

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❓ myrmidons-confessions

I was the one who wrote the achilles/agamemnon 100k slowburn enemies to lovers rpf and put it on the group chat but now patroclus is calling me 'agachilles boy' and laughing about it and asking if I can proofread his mock bardic epic where all his dogs are heroes and killing people, so I fear I've made a mistake. I also can't look achilles in the eye anymore... but honestly I've never seen proof he can read so I might be safe

❓ myrmidons-confessions

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👑 kingofmycenae

👍🏻 ajaxthegreat

achilles is DEAD and ur posting CRAB RAVE?????

🏘️ nobody1020

I think that's why he's posting it ngl

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😹 deiphobus42069

imagine being the achaeans and your best warrior gets killed by PARIS, after everyone else had awesome deaths at the hands of sarpedon or hector or memnon... like that's literally so embarassing I just know achilles is fucking fuming down in hades rn. I bet the achaeans are gonna put around that paris was guided by apollo, or that paris happened to hit his only weak spot..... anything 2 try and make it less cringe.... lol lol we're popping the biggest bottles tonight. hope helen's there

🐆 leopardskiniscool

???????????????

#I mean. yeah. but also. #deiphobus wtf I thought we were chill

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#hope everyone can be normal about the outcome!!! :)

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🧑🏻 randotrojansoldier-deactivated-8578543

so excited to go back onto the field of battle tomorrow! sure hope I don't encounter any of the big-name heroes

🗣️ homer follow

I hope you don't too! I'm sure you'll do great!

🐎 antilochussss

not the direct address????

✌🏻 ajax2electricboogaloo

direct address got him :(

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💂🏻 trojanguardtales follow

fuck my job so much I hope that this wooden horse tribute to the gods turns out to have some guys inside or something just so I can DO something rather than standing here like a twat with my spear

💂🏻 trojanguardtales follow

by ares this can't be happening

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⚔️ sonoftydeus reblogged menelauskingofsparta

do NOT order achilles from shein!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#oh yeah #I was stuck with temu achilles in the trojan horse for six hours #and by hour two agamemnon had suggested killing and eating him #and odysseus was threatening to 'send him to meet his father' #and it's not even like there's any kleos in killing priam!!! #anti neoptolemus #neoptolemus defenders dni #vent tags

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[eerie-night]

i love writing and id hate to show it to people bc thats requires bravery i dont have but then i dont write bc whats the point if no one sees it but then i write bc it makes me happy but then i dont show anyone and stop bc no one sees it bc i dont want any one to see it but i also really really do

there is no flaw here no siree

[onlysushicat]

This took more time than I imagined

[moonsnqil]

'their magic. their quest. their awfulness and strangeness'

[stervrucht]

Sleepy boys

[wolfythewitch]

hey there

[pepp-love]

sort of a wip of a normal morning in 300 fox way

[hairymoths]

they say the drummer's been dead for seven years but thats just a rumor…

[depollutingshosz]

i take a break from tumblr by going to a different social media app just to like tumblr screenshot posts