#i hate league players

[todosbread]

daily affirmations time!!

i will not date a league player. i will not date a league player. i will not date a league player. i will not date a league player. i will not date a league player. i will not date a league player. i will not fall in love with a league of legends player. i will not fall in love with a league of legends player. i will not fall in love with a league of legends player. i will not give all my time and attention to a league player. i will not give all my time and attention to a league player. i will not fall absolutely in fucking love with a league player.

[eyes-above--the-waves]

Last year, Mitch Marner was literally leading the LEAGUE in Playoff points after the 1st round and people were still like 'who cares, he never shows up when it matters' (because that series didn't matter, I guess?), and now this year he hasn't scored yet and people are mad at him and saying he's useless so like...it doesn't actually matter how he performs. He could score a hatty while standing on his head and people would still complain that he only scored 3 goals so what's the point? I don't blame Mitch at all for saying he doesn't listen to outside voices. The outside voices are shit.

[seedlessmuffins]

vini deserves so much better. nobody deserves racial abuse at all, and it is disappointing to continually see this same story playing out across club football time and time again. it is so disappointing that not only was he the recipient of racist words but he was carded and felt the need to apologize on social media. the fact that he got consequences for enduring abuse is such a joke.

additionally important, though, is every single black man in laliga (including vini) who have, will have, or are going through the same or similar racist violence from fans, players, staff, and referees. the entire league needs to do better at protecting players from this abuse, because nobody deserves this.

my heart goes out to vini, truly, i hope he is doing ok. he deserves so so much better. they all do.

[mishkakagehishka]

I really feel like we need to normalise the "it's not about the iranian yoghurt" phrase outside of reddit circles bc i'll be so real i don't think it's playing videogames that's unattractive, it's how men who spend a majority of their free time playing videogames behave that's unattractive.

[big-gay-bird]

Listen, we’re all here in this fandom bickering about who is and is not redeemable.

You want to know who’s truly the villain here? Fucking Riot.

How the actual fuck do they get me this much about LEAGUE. OF ALL THE GAMES OUT THERE, fucking league!!!

It’s like Riot’s cackling and whispering “yes little clown, keep diving into the lore of the game where you have to worry about everyone calling you slurs in the voice chat.”

HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN, I AM SO MAD.

[ifindus]

Back with some more Norwegian Regions! ✨

Molde football club had a match against German Bayer Leverkusen in the Europa League last week. Norwegian football teams ending up in group play in Europa League is pretty big and many national newspapers will say that we need to band together as a nation and support the teams that make it. However, everyone hates Molde - especially people from Trøndelag.

So, when I, my German friend who is a fan of Leverkusen, and another friend of us drove to Molde to watch the game, we all rooted for Leverkusen. My friend was a little unsure whether if they should wear their Leverkusen shirt or not - meanwhile I clearly wore the colours of Rosenborg (Trøndelag's football team) and our friend wore Bodø/Glimt (Northern-Norway's best football team) colours and merch.

Shout-out to my friend who said: "this is the beginning of a bad joke; a german, a trønder, and a northerner walk into a Molde game, and all of them support the germans".

[suffering-and-happy-about-it]

Announcement for the day:

Gekko and Ekko would vibe so fucking hard and I now live for imagining these two hanging out.

[unch4rted-territ0ry]

I don't know where I got this, could be Tumblr, Google, or somewhere, I don't remember.

But the only thing I fully agree on is Binner.

Hate the guy, but love him.

Because he literally does everything else, but goaltending.

It's funny to see him try rile up the crowd after he starts a fight.

Also, edit: hate the mullet, doesn't slay💅

[perenlop]

this is gonna sound so backhanded but after 3 letdowns in a row from pokemon (followed by a game which isnt terrible but i dislike because of how much it fucked up the plot of sm), then a game that i genuinely really love and want more in the style of and largely because of how it deviates from the main series, im genuinely so shocked that i love scarlet and violet as much as i do. like when i was going through that tutorial i was just cautious and waiting for the other show to drop and be bored at best, but like, graphic glitches aside, it never came. it stayed really fun and charming

[ao3-oner]

If Canyon plays even one (1) game of Viego at MSI, I will be changing the title of "My Heart is Going to Pop" to "Heartbreaker"

[nigh7mare0nline]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[wildaboutmnhockey]

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[seongminiz]

sometimes i think abt the fact minhee plays lol n like . man why is he a loser i hate league players . but then im also like . thats my loser bf .

[meowmeowmessi]

this is so adorable aww

[lilyliveredlittlerichboy]

okay so i used to follow the overwatch league up to the 2020 season and ive been missing it a lil and decided to watch some old (ancient) matches from 2018, (which is just about the only old owl matches you can still find with any sort of ease)

then got bored and since the owl has been going continuously since then, i watched a lil from the 2022 season

and like. yeah i expected changes i know theyve been adding heroes to overwatch and changing the rules and overwatch 2 is a thing now??? i lost track of it a long time ago tbh ive not been following this for like 3 years

anyway okay different arena different stage - it’s only 5 people per team now huh?? oh Carpe is still there its nice to see a familiar face. what the casters tearing into him now cus hes been there too long??? okay uber and mr x literally the same casters as we saw in the inaugural season. lay off the good man Carpe fucking rocks okay hes a great player and i literally dont know anyone else in this whole match. only 1 tank now per team which is sad i loved watching the flex tank players. new heroes that im not familar with i was expecting that

but you know what really threw me, and made me unable to watch anymore?????

lijiang tower!!! it’s not even night time anymore!! what the hell is this??

okay im done now i think it may be time to never check out the owl ever again sadly

[iamnathannah]

I guess I can say this finally...

Yes, my Glorbie NWSL soccer prompt (that I'll maybe post one day) does feature Sophia Bush-adjacent slander and Barbie is pretty much Ali Krieger because I can't deal with cheaters and Gloria is her salvation as the new owner, a Honduramerican Rebecca Welton (America looks hot in a suit skirted or panted, it's required).