#i hate kanato tho

[lwtkmm]

I AM SO SORRY BUT - 😭

[sumire-bride]

{ Yk Kanato's real funny sometimes but I was reading his relationship with Yui on the fadom thing and jesus christ }

He often mentally abuses Yui like he does to others, and even threatened to turn her into one of his wax dolls, calling it an "honor". He is shown to be extremely possessive toward her from the beginning. However, as stronger feelings develop between them, he regards her as more his property than merely his food, as shown throughout his route as well as character interviews. Throughout many of Kanato's routes, Yui becomes disconnected from reality and becomes dependant upon solely Kanato. She even, in his Vampire Ending of his Haunted Dark Bridal route, appears to loose some of her memory and accepts that, despite this, only their love matters. Kanato's way of showing his love for Yui is incredibly twisted. He enforces this by showing he is willing to do anything to ensure their happiness together, going so far as to murder "everyone who could stand in [their] way"

{ I don't wanna hear "he's like that because of his history/past!!" Ik that and I'm not gonna hate on him for that he had it rough and I think his character is really interesting but like. This is the main reason why I can not view Kanato in a relationship even in his route, he's just so extreme }

{ It's hard to explain but this is literally the most toxic relationship out of all the DL relationships T0T Like it's the type where I can not view Kanato in any form of romance too much. HES CUTE LOOKING WITH YUI BUT THE ACTUAL RELATIONSHIP ITSELF?? It's real fucked up. I need to read him in DF as well as learn about Shin and Carl and a little bit more to see otherwise but from his route and that it's like home dawg WE NEED U TO GET HELP JESUS }

{ Again, I am not hating on him I think he's a cool ass character who was harmed harshly in the past and he's defo not the only one who has done the worst to Yui, I just wanted to say this AGAIN PLZ DO NOT COME FOR MY ASS }

[uusercatt367]

⭐️ My Main Diabolik lovers Oc’s ( Info / about ) ⭐️

A better look at them without the shading 👇

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( Something I have to add before you read their info, I haven’t thought of a surname for them and This Oc’s I’m gonna ship with Yui ofc, I remembered I promised to write more about my DL Oc’s so here you go ^^ )

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( apologies early if there’s some spelling mistakes / English isn’t my first language 😭😭😭 )

Diabolik lovers Oc’s info

- First name: Mari

- Race: Vampire

- Age: 18 ( physically)

- Highly intelligent

- Very cold

- Her beauty is admired by many girls and guys at school but because she is so cold people are afraid/ uncomfortable with talking to her.

- She has a sister ( Ari )

- She and her sister don’t get along but Mari doesn’t hate her sister she rather feels guilty and responsible for what happened to her sister’s right eye.

- She tries to act softer and nicer to her sister even tho Ari is still hurt and mad about her and what happened when they were kids.

- Will protect and fight for people she cares and loves.

- abused in childhood to be perfect and number 1 in everything ( Like Ayato but not that worse like him )

Gets along with:

- Reiji, Ruki ( obviously) and surprisingly Kou also.

Natural:

- Subaru, Kanato, Yuma ( even tho she gets annoyed by him sometimes), Azusa and Shu ( even tho she kinda hates his whole laziness but in some way she can understand him. )

Absolutely despises:

- Ayato ( she hates how he tries to be better than her and finds him annoying and stupid, and it’s just a No. ), Laito ( she despises his perverted mind and behavior, she mostly pity him for that )

- And obviously she hates Shin and Carla and they hate her back cuz she’s a vampire ;w;

- First name: Yuu

- Race: Vampire ( honestly I’m thinking of making her an Adler / Eagle, not sure yet )

- Age: 16 ( physically)

- Very Optimistic

- She is also admired by everyone in school for her talent for singing

- She is a trainee for becoming an Idol

- Kou is her main inspiration and inspired to be like him

- Even tho she doesn’t have such a bad childhood like some other characters but her parents were killed by some unknown demons when she was a kid but she never became depressed by it, she keeps smiling and having fun in her life

- Ari, Mari and Fumiko aren’t her real sisters but she still treats and loves them as they were blood related.

Gets along with:

- Kou ( ofc ) she sees him as her idol ( literally ), Ayato and kanato.

Natural:

- Reiji ( she respects him nothing more than this ), Ruki, Azusa, Yuma ( she tries to get along with them as much as possible ). And Laito ( she not always likes his dirty behavior but sometimes she finds him hilarious )

Absolutely despises: ( I wouldn’t really say she despises because she tries to get along with everyone but she fails to get along with.. )

- Shu ( doesn’t understand his lazy behavior, she hates when people are lazy to do anything like you’re waisting your life like this. )

- Subaru ( tried to get along with him but he doesn’t seem like he wants to talk to her + they are in the same class )

- +Shin and Carla

- First name: Fumiko

- Age: 17 ( physically )

- Race: Vampire

- Despises men.

- She is the only one out of the 4 who is un attracted to men in any way.

- Into goth Lolita fashion

- She also acts cold like Mari but more of a weird way

- Talking like she’s a dead corpse to freak people out on purpose

- Into witchcraft and more creepy stuff

- The reason she acts weird and mostly quiet around people is due to her heavy trauma during childhood, She was living with her mom who clearly didn’t want to do anything with her and found her useless, while also being abused by random men her mom was bringing home ( not gonna really say in which ways but u get my point:,) )

- Eventually ran away from home in the age of 10

Gets along with: ( even tho she rather not interact with men or anyone She still gets along with few )

- Shu ( he doesn’t bother her and because he is lazy she doesn’t fear he will do something bad to her, even tho sometimes he can make a dirty joke which she hates ) Azusa, kanato ( they just honestly have the same vibes as her and that’s it. ) and Subaru.

Natural:

- Ruki and Reiji ( likes how calm and serious they are )

Absolutely despises:

- Laito ( I dont think I need to explain ), Ayato, Kou ( even tho she tries to get along with him because Yuu is his friend ) and Yuma

- +Shin and Carla.

- First name: Ari

- Age: 18 ( physically)

- Race: vampire

- Always acts Happy and optimistic around people.

- A very confident person.

- She loves feeling popular and admired.

- Her “ weird “ and eye catching appearance cough a lot of peoples attention.

- Plays in a band and is very talented so also helps Yuu out with her Idol training

- She’s dirty minded.

- No matter what gender you are if you offer her to do it she would most likely say yes.

- She hates her sister Mari.

- She is mad at her for what happened to her eye during childhood

- When they were small Mari was always more adored by her parents to be “ perfect “ and better than her in everything.

- One day they were practicing archery and Mari got jealous of Ari for doing something better than her for once, so she splashed a really toxic snake poison into her right eye, Mari wanted to make her blind completely but failed ( also the snake poison splashed on Ari’s skin so she has a few scars on her body ), Of course Mari regretted her actions right after but it wasn’t entirely her fault because of all her parents abuse and pressure for being perfect, she got scared of what will they think of her if they find out She’s not good enough.

- Obviously Ari’s parents didn’t care what happened to her eye and now found her more useless than she was before so they even tried to sell her to some random guy but before this happened Mari saved her and convinced her to run away.

- To this day Ari never and probably never will forgive her sister but she’s still thankful for her saving her.

Gets along with:

- Laito ( she likes his dirty mind and dirty jokes he makes sometimes, but they didn’t do it and will never do. ) Ayato ( she hates how he thinks he’s better than everyone else but still gets along with him. ) Kou ( she likes helping Yuu with Kou together and they get along very well ) Yuma.

Natural:

- Shu ( loves his passion for music but other than that nothing ), Kanato ( she is okay with him but she really likes to tease him for his height and other things. ), Subaru ( he’s okay. ) Ruki ( he can be annoying to her sometimes )

Absolutely despises:

- Reiji ( she finds him annoying and hates how good he is in everything like her sister Mari. )

- +Shin and Carla.

Something they all have in common:

- they all love Yui very much :3333 💗💗💗💗💗

*That’s it for now, I’ll be more than happy to hear your thoughts on them ^^ *

[summercreolefanfictioner]

i am laughing at the fact that someone told me that laito was the only one sexually harassed and exploited out of all diaboys

(me making kanato and kou noises in the background tho)

ps. i don't hate laito or what since every diaboy is interesting in their own way. i'm just stating facts based on watching the gameplays for like million times

[diacripticcomplex]

DL boys reacting to their new hairstyles:

Shu: he really doesn’t give a fuck, “it’s unfortunate they didn’t cover both of my eyes…” he would probably say, both eyes covered means he can sleep in peace,

Reiji: he paid for the look, showed the Pinterest inspo as well, Reiji is a perfectionist so you best believe he wanted that cut.

Ayato: “I look cool all the time, y’all can’t tell me otherwise.” The confidence this man child has is crazy. (Tho I do like it too, dont come for me)

Kanato: he detests it completely, his siblings keep calling him Dora, Grimace Levi Ackerman, etc. Almost pulled a 2008 Britney Spears…

Laito: he asked for those frilly blue extensions to be placed in his hair. Yes they are extensions, he refused to dye his actual hair but he loves how he looks and can honestly pull it off.

Subaru: “everyone’s happy they can see both my eyes now, idk why they gave Shu my style tho…” he also doesn’t care too much, Subaru don’t look in mirrors.

Ruki: “I look like my late father…” honestly it gets him all upset, he’s just praying it grows back quickly.

Kou: “Oh so when Oghessy and other mushroom headed dweebs get this cut it’s fine, but when I do it I look bad?? Fuck all of you. Idols gotta change up their looks sometimes..look at Doha Cat’s bald headed self.” He’d go on a rampage and purposely keep it like that for years.

Yuma: “they didn’t even do much just put it in a retarded placement…” he would definitely go back to his OG style in a heart beat.

Azusa: he would be feeling himself. “I feel so elegant…better than whatever is on Kanato’s head..” he’d throw shade at everyone but mainly Kanato’s style.

Carla: “they purposely made me look like that scum Karl Heinz…how disgraceful, Shin go tear off the Stylists head now. “ hates it.

Shin: “I like how I look, and it’s giving me a chance to grow out my hair too, these bitches will love me even more.” He also doesn’t like his brothers cut, it’s offensive to his one eye.

Kino: “well I look better than most of you guys so I think I won, wait no. I did win” cocky little shit but he’s right.

[crookedherringcolorclod]

Drawings of My OCs (Also a slight redesign, ✨with beauty marks✨) *REPOST*

PS: yeah this is a repost because I got a mature tag for some reason??? Even if I drew them with clothes.

Cousins to Shu and Reiji from Beatrix’s side, and it all started with a sister that she never mentioned to her sons, a proposal from her first fiancee thrown into the air as Karl fought for her hand and a vampire couple who ran off to the Human World to raise a different set of triplets until their untimely demise...

Asa Sakamaki

• eldest triplet

• pale eyes

• very solemn

• difficult to approach at first

• protecive and caring

• plays the violin (like Shu!)

Akemi Sakamaki

• middle triplet

• kind and sweet, but cautious towards men

• easily annoyed but calms down quickly

• usually quiet and reserved

• plays the piano (like Laito!) (she hates the fedora man tho-)

Amaya Sakamaki

• youngest triplet

• bubbly and cheerful

• the easiest to approach!

• very talkative

• She likes to sing! (so much that Kanato wants to shut her up-)

[faeiapalette]

I rarely ever send asks to blogs but I noticed the absolutely shitstorm taking place in your inbox from my OC blog and I'm so confused??? Like why did it escalate to such a heated discussion?? I actually fully agree with you that Ayato's LE route is anything but bad. It was one of my favorites amongst the S boy routes and while I did feel bad for him, I don't think the 'they don't deserve it' argument is valid for any of the DL boys. They've all done horrible things to Yui/the MC so they can't complain about karma biting them in the ass at one point or another. Also this whole 'which boy is the main one/Yui's canon S/O' is so silly imo. (and mind you, I'm a big AyaYui shipper myself) After translating over half of all the games' content, I can confidently say that Rejet is not that serious about the plot of DL and will defy or contradict their previously established lore literally ALL THE TIME. So why can't we - as a fandom - also be a little more chill and laidback about it and enjoy our own interpretations of the story instead of trying to prove other people's opinions wrong? ^^;; In the end, it's just fiction and there's no real right or wrong. Also big disagree on you not being able to voice your dislike for Ayato because he's generally loved by the fandom. :/ So it's okay to bash Cordelia or Karl because most fans agree that they're shitty people, but you can't speak ill of one of the main boys? Oh boy I better go hide now because I've lost count of how many times I've called Kanato a nasty purple gremlin.

I'm a Subaru stan but if I see someone insult Subaru, I don't get upset. I realize he has his flaws too and he won't be everyone's cup of tea. That's totally fine like go and call him a sad piece of emo trash for all I care. He might be my oshi, but in the end he's also just a bunch of pixels on a screen lol.

(😳 wait can i say “senpai noticed me”? Although i’m not too fond of this kind of “notice” and i don’t think it’s something i should be proud of it either, but still 🥹🤣💀🙈💗

Also… i deeply apologize for this massive tornado of… whatever it is 😭)

And 😭💦 I have no problem with Ayato tho? It started when i start wondering why the reasons i heard didn’t came from the inside of Ayato’s route (instead, as you can see, people compare his route to the other S boys’ routes, aka the external. Oh and actually an anon told me that problems lie in bad writing and horrible ending, that’s the first one for me. 🙌) So i just started analyzing things using internal infos in his route and speak it up in the form of an opinion. 🤔 Then people misunderstand what i said and see it as “i’m attacking Ayato”, and all of this happened. So… Thank you, but i’ll pass that 1st sentence in the 2nd paragraph to any other person who couldn’t say “i hate this character” in this fandom. 🥺💗 Sigh…. I do wish people can be chill and understanding like you and some people i know as well. Realizing all of this things isn’t that hard. 😔

[zaruba-needslove]

Already sent you a DM about this, and I decided to send you an anon ask about that Vcine.

First off, the story parallels a lot with Neon's story in main Geats why the hell did it focus more on Michinaga? It should have focused more on Neon.

Another thing is that it completely overhauled Michinaga's character for the 3rd time! I can still see no transition between the first iteration of the "hates cheaters but would trivialize a competitor's death" Michinaga to "I'm saving everyone from their own hubris" now to "I also have a bit of Jamato inside of me."

I'm like

WHAT ????

SINCE WHEN WERE YOU GOOD AT CONSOLING AND COMFORTING PEOPLE?!

Don't get me started on the fact that his Jamato-fication was retconned once more so that it did not go away even after becoming the Jamashin/Deseity like how the zombie virus both Kanato and Neon were infected with once the game ended.

Haruki tho, he just sped through everyone's character arcs its funny.

Born from a miracle - Ace

Losing a loved one in front of him - Keiwa

being a Jamato - Michinaga

I legit think that the Vcine with Vulcan and the MBJR were better than this heap of trast.

At least with MBJR things have logical explanations whereas Michinaga's "comforting of Haruki" just came out of nowhere.

sorry for the rant.

Yeah...

Had the main series actually had Michi actually struggle with his jyamatofication halfhuman dilemma during the JyamaPrix even AFTER he recover Zombie and stopped using the Jyama buckle, as well had mentions abt how he isn't completely human post Jyamashin, the character twist in this vcine would've/might've made sense but nah.

It felt like all the rush writing in this vcine was just a slapstick effort to justify giving Michi Ploison Rage. I'd have preferred a plotline where it turned out that Michi was the real cause that lead to God Jyamato, since he was the origin of JyamaHuman hybrid creation

[foxstens]

subaru and shuu interacting............ i have been blessed???

[liannelara-dracula]

Hello it’s me :0 just I question what will the diabolik lovers do if they fell in love with someone who’s the opposite from them and the person they in love with is In love with someone else like the person they I love with hates them and calls the “picky” or like mean things

And the diabolik lovers just fell in love with them and doesn’t know why?

(It’s confusing I’m sorry)

Update to ask: They like a girl who is mean to them and the opposite of them and she likes someone else.

Hi Love,

No worries, I’m glad we broke it down and made it clearer now. I hope you’re okay with this being short, I don’t have too much to cover on this but I’ll do my best.

-Liannelara

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Requests are open

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Warning: *certain words have been censored for Tumblr guidelines.

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Sakamaki

Shu:

He wouldn't be bothered too much with getting her attention.

Like, he’d try at first but after the second time he gives up.

Cause he’s like whatever I can’t be bothered with this/it was stup!d anyway.

However, if you like someone else he will tea$e you about it.

And it gets you to be so annoyed.

“You’re all over someone who doesn’t give you a second glance.”

Or in a worse case, he’d say something like, “Liking him is your excuse to not be my s|ut.”

And he likes girls with mouths, ngl he gets a kick out of it.

Reiji:

Can't accept it and never will.

He would approach it if he has a chance.

Well, he always thinks he does cause he's Rei.

Will sabotage your chances with the guy.

And he'll succeed he always does.

Might even try to force you to like him.

He will downgrade you for your "poor taste"

As much as he doesn't tolerate disobedience he does like a girl who is a bit of a brat, but not too much.

It's something he won't admit either.

He will leave it alone tho depending on how much he likes her.

Laito:

He tries to get your attention.

And you being mean doesn't bother him at all.

He tends to like it when the chick is mad.

If you're on a date he will ruin it too.

You don't like him for that reason too.

Doesn't care what you think.

And believe me, his feelings are not genuine.

Will give it up if it bores him but intervenes if you break up with your bf.

Kanato:

It's his way or the gr@ve.

Being mean to him?

Not a smart move at all, honey.

That gives you a one-way ticket to he||

He WILL ruin any possible relationship.

He might let it go if he can't understand how he feels or whatever.

If you’re already in a relationship he does kinda like to see what your like in one so he won’t end your relationship, because he wants to see it actually.

He’ll like study it and wants you to flaunt yourself with that guy cause he’s interested to see it.

And then if you break up with the guy he wants to slip in when your most vulnerable to get you to be trapped.

Like he’d have you fall right into it and be his play thing.

Which is his whole goal.

Ayato:

is so b*tt hurt that you don't like him.

doesn't like that mouth.

he wants things to be easy.

Will make an effort tho to get you to like it.

If he can't get you to he will at some point give up.

He’s mad that he can’t be it tho.

May even approach you and ask that.

And don’t flaunt your relationship in front of him he’ll act out.

If you had a bf he’d try to challenge him over something stup!d and be like winner gets the girl.

Subaru:

Doesn’t like that you’re mean.

Idk if he’s into it too much.

Wouldn’t approach you tho bc he’s to damn nervous.

Although at some point he’ll get the courage too.

But he gets your attention by tripping you or by having you run into him which gives him the excuse to say something to you.

If you like someone else he keeps his feelings to himself. He’ll distance you as soon as he finds it out.

Kino:

Like Ayato and Shu.

He's a mix of both in this department.

Like he will try to get her attention.

Probably will give up after like a month of trying of course.

Maybe more.

But he's quite persistent.

Doesn't mind her mouth too much.

Like, it's something he can deal with.

Mukami

Ruki:

He's very cunning and secretive.

Although he would try to get her to change her mind.

He might even succeed because he's convincing.

With her being the polar opposite of him he might be a bit surprised but also intrigued.

Of course, it would depend.

If he's not that interested in her he'll drop the whole thing.

If he likes her to a good degree he'll be an a$$hole and be like, "He's never going to like you back."

And even if you were with someone he'll just say that he's not good enough.

He'll even ask you things like: "Is he that good? . . . Does he make you feel good?”

Ruki loves to tea$e about it and ask questions about it bc he knows he could give you a better s*x life.

(I'm not going into what he says but you get the point)

He believes he’s better than your crush and just says your missing out.

He doesn’t care if you’re mean.

It fuels him tbh. Because he does like a brat but like any of them don’t push it.

Yuma:

Would be annoyed.

Can't understand why you don't like him.

Will brother you about your feelings.

Keeps getting involved to not have you have a chance with your crush.

Doesn't understand why you have a crush on a certain guy either.

"I don't get it, whatta ya like about him?"

Doesn’t try too much to get your attention he’s annoyed by your behavior too.

I know it’s hard to believe but he seems like the type to be kinda embarrassed to talk to a girl he really likes at first so he doesn’t know how to act nice.

So with you being mean as well he’ll just think you don’t like him.

Kou:

Jealous if you have a man.

I mean he's two-faced so no more Mr. nice guy.

Can’t focus on you a lot tho because he’s got a fan base and all that.

Is trying to get you to like him but you just don’t budge.

He can’t understand why you don’t.

Does try to corner you tho.

“C’mon kitten I know you like me~ there’s no way you don’t~”

Azusa:

Hurt, just hurt.

He is too nice and maybe can’t take a hint at first.

The girl might take advantage of him it’s very possible.

He is always nice tho.

Bc he likes her he also doesn’t have the heart to do anything to her.

Oh and he admires from afar he wouldn’t approach at all.

Tsukinami

Carla:

he doesn't want to accept it.

Like the King of Founders has unrequited love?

How can this be!? Women love him? 😂

But believe it or not this girl doesn’t

If she’s mean to him he doesn’t want to deal with her.

Actually it’s a turn off tbh.

However if she’s not he still can’t except the fact he’d like someone sophisticated bc she’s the opposite of him.

He can’t even believe that either.

So he won’t admit.

And shin will tea$e if he knows about it.

If he really likes a girl he’s going to charm her with all the thing bc s he knows and his way of thinking.

He’s also elegant so it just makes him entrancing with everything that he says.

He’s also very mysterious so points for this man.✨👍

Shin:

will not accept it.

Keeps persisting to admit who you like.

“There is someone on your mind, love?”

“There’s no one. Now, leave me alone.”

Will try to convince you that you have feelings for him.

“Your heartbeat tells me otherwise.”

You’d try to walk away but he just corners you.

“Shin, drop this already. I’m not interested.”

“You’re excited to see me. Go on and admit, love. It’s just us.” He’d sm!rk.

Keeps telling you that your crush is not interested.

Or will point out that the guy you are with is not worth it.

“He isn’t want you need, love. He doesn’t care for you.”

Is always trying to get your attention to the point of you getting annoyed.

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[xxblackgardenxx]

Rating The Diabolik Lovers Boys Bc I Said So

So I'll be rating the boys from what I felt of them when I first watched the anime, then move to the games

Ayato(6/10)- Your cool, basic bad boy turn good trope. Would be his friend

Kanato(4/10)- Demon, kinda cool, liked that table scene, everything else pisses me off

Laito(-1000/10)- Fuck you, made me question what I was watching, I hate you. I guess your funny. Thought he killed him mum bc his mum gave more attention to Ayato :)

Shu(5/10- Who? Oh that guy. I guess his cool. Higher rank just bc I dont remember what you did, plus his mood was how i felt watching the anime

Reiji(7/10)- Mother, will save me, thank you once again, hot?

Subaru(7/10)- Anger, only nice one, thak you

Ruki(7/10)- Hot, sir 😏, I like smart men, umm kinda of a cry baby

Kou(5/10-ok, umm, you were there, cute that you cant do buttons

Yuma(9/10)- MY GARDENER BOY, please let me garden with you, hot, him and his damn sugar cubes

Azusa(4/10)- fuck off, what did Yui and I do to deserve this, knife kink

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Ayato(8/10)-Dumbass, brother figure, his fucking funny, omg he has a personally now, love him

Kanato(6/10)-I can look pass the tantrums, relatable about food stealing, I understand now why he is so fucked up

Laito(1000/10)-My fav, funny, his past makes me want to cry, horny, makes my mind go for a fucking ride, I will give this 300 hundred plus year old man so many hugs, such a strong character, kind when he wants to be

Shu(10/10)-2nd fav, FUNNY, this man doesn't let me down for a laugh, dirty whore, MUSIC, give me your fucking headphones, screams like a girl

Reiji(3/10)-ehh, idk why I liked you so much, does have your moments tho, I love how much of a mum he is. Hitting frying pans :)

Subaru(8/10)-Soft, love him, let me hug you you angry bitch, omg i-it's kinda like a normal relationship, are we sure his meant to be in DL?

Ruki(1/10)-dont even know why I hate you, pisses me off, but still cool bc his smart

Kou(8/10)-Voice is everything, crazy bitvh, tf am I suppose to say to him?, living with a boom that could explode in any second, his cute tho, works hard when he wants to

Azsua(7/10)-Soft, FUNNY, tbh love him so much, makes me fall asleep tho

Carla(6/10)-OLD, pleasse sir the way you drink blood is really gross, scary, deep voice, likes to step on Yui?, omg theres a Gemini in this game?!, likes paintings so gets a higher rank

Shin(5.5)-Didn't like you at first?, and I thought his drinking noises were bad...his brother proved that wrong, cute doggies so gets a higher rank

Kino(6/10)- don';t know too much about you, seem cool, gamer boy, seems funny so gets a higher rank, cant wait to see his past.

[mikalara-dracula]

Hii :3 i love your blog, can i have headcanons of ayato, Subaru and shuu having a big crush on a girl but the girl doesnt like them back :3 thanks

When their crush doesn’t like them back

ft. Ayato, Subaru, and Shu

Hi there, Anon!

Aw, thank you, I appreciate that. Thank you so much for requesting as well! Tbh, I think I may have overdone it with how much I wrote here, but I was just so inspired lol. Hope you enjoy reading it. Feel free to request again anytime. :))

Parallel post: When their crush doesn't like them back (ft. Reiji, Laito, and Kanato)

Ayato:

Oh boy, he’s not going to take this lightly--oh no, not at all.

Ayato was literally raised to think that he’s the best out of his brothers and anyone else.

So, you not liking him back is not something he’s not going to accept . . . at least, not easily anyways.

However, before we get to the negative, let’s begin with how all of this started.

Ayato first noticed you at cheerleading practice.

(Okay, so I’m not sure if their school in DL necessarily has a cheerleading team, but considering the students play sports, there’s a chance that there might be, but let’s just imagine that there is one for this scenario.)

Anyways tho, you were busy practicing the cheer choreography for the next basketball game, and with Ayato being on the school’s basketball team, he noticed you practicing from far away as he was practicing on the court with his team.

He grew interested quite quickly to know who you were; the way your uniform displayed itself against your body, the gleam that sparkled in your eyes as you cheered with the rest of your team. From that point on, he was determined to get to know you and make you his girl.

Since he likes to make a grand entrance, how he met you was staged with a few of his guy friends since he wants to leave an impression.

You were standing in the crowded hall with your group of friends, just talking about the most random of things whilst you held your textbooks for next period until a guy with a hoodie ran past you and knocked you over, making you lose your balance as you started to fall.

To your luck though, someone swooped in and caught you before you could hit the ground, his red locks falling into his face as he held you securely in his arms, pulling you upward to help you stand on your feet again.

You were shocked. Not being able to hold back gratitude for saving you from such a fall, you’d thank, “Thank you for-,”

“No need to thank me, babe . . . . The name’s Ayato by the way.” He’d smirk, walking off to join his group of friends that were waiting for him at the end of the hall, soon cheering him on as they rounded into the next hall knowing that it had all gone according to plan.

Through witnessing everything that happened, everyone was whispering and gossiping about it in the halls. This would lead one of your friends to comment whilst giggling with the other girls in your group, “Wow Y/N, he’s quite the keeper.”

“He just saved me from falling, not death--honestly.” You’d remark, finding this to be blown out of proportion as the girl gang simply laughed at your reluctance to overreact like everyone else was--you just weren’t that type of person.

Now that you knew who he was, the game was definitely on.

He tries to impress you in lots of ways.

Such as with his basketball skills when he’s practicing with his team or during an actual game since you’re cheering for his team.

He’ll literally point to you from a distance every time he makes a shot, leaving you to blush while you’re standing at the side with your cheer team.

With him being quite cocky, he definitely tries to make you laugh.

During school hours, if you’re busy in the halls getting ready for next period, he tries to get your attention from afar--even if it’s from the other end of the hall--with the rest of his guy friends, a smirk on his face as he blows a kiss to you from a distance, leaving you to blush.

Eventually through him trying to impress and talk to you so much, he takes the opportunity to ask you out.

And of course, with you not having feelings for him, you’d say no.

He was expecting that you’d say yes, so getting rejected was really strange to him, but of course, he wasn’t going to give up that easily.

Since he has a major crush on you, he’s going to be insistent about going out with you.

Like, he’s not taking no for an answer.

He’d constantly harass you in the halls or in class about this, saying to stop playing hard to get when you’re making it perfectly clear that you have interest in him at all.

He’ll even pass you notes in class asking about the same thing or try to get your attention in class by whispering your name while everyone is busy and mouth ‘you look hot today’, leaving you to turn around in your seat and frown as this was getting annoying, his arrogance being a turn-off.

With being desperate, Ayato will even go as to steal your cheerleading uniform from your locker and hold it for ransom.

There was one time where you were walking to the girl’s locker room to get ready for cheer practice, which meant changing into your uniform. You were already late due to talking with a teacher after class, so you knew the locker room was empty since it was after school and most students had already gone home, and that your team was already practicing without you.

You went inside and opened your locker to find that the uniform was gone. Instantly, you questioned where it could have gone since you had just washed it yesterday and had placed it in there this morning before school had started, but a familiar, yet annoying voice soon rattled your thoughts.

“Hey babe, looking for this?”

You’d turn to see Ayato walking toward you, the uniform in his hands as a smirk displayed itself on his lips. You literally almost screamed knowing he was in the girl's locker room as this was not a place for him to be, your privacy feeling disturbed.

“Ayato, give it back.” You’d say, trying to take it from him, but he would be quick to hold it up high and out of your reach as you gave your best attempts to jump and grab it.

“Not so fast, sweetheart. You’ll get this back on one condition.”

“Fine.” You’d retort, feeling tired from all your attempts. “What is it?”

“Go out with me.”

“Ayato, how many times am I going to tell you that it’s not going to happen?”

“You can try to deny me all you want, but a girl has never said no to yours truly.”

“Well this one has.” You’d hiss, jumping up high enough this time as you finally grabbed hold of it and yanked it away from him. “I don’t know what it’s gonna take to make you understand that I’m not interested.”

There was an awkward silence between the two of you and you thought he would just leave. You were going to walk away and change, but you noticed he just continued to stand there. Being fed up with this, you’d hiss, “What?”

“You’re already late for practice. You’ll get there a lot faster if you let yours truly help you with your uniform.” He’d grin.

“Get out!” You’d scream, pushing him in the direction of the door.

It took an endless amount of attempts, but he’d eventually get the message that you just weren’t into him.

Once Ayato came to terms with himself and that you had no feelings for him, he basically ignores you at all costs.

For example, if he sees you in the hall, he’ll look or walk away and pretend he doesn’t see you--you’re basically erased to him.

Even if you tried to pull him aside to talk to him to work things out and just be friends, he’d simply brush you aside, hands in his pockets as he’d mutter ‘tch’ before walking away.

“Tch! How can she not like yours truly? . . . . Whatever. It’s her loss. She’ll never find another guy like me.”

Subaru:

Oh my, for him to like someone is quite difficult since he’s not even a fan of himself.

However, there was something captivating about you that caused this vampire’s undead heart to throb.

He hated the fact that he had feelings for you since he doesn’t want to feel weak for anyone, but you made him feel things in ways he couldn’t explain.

Every day at school was the same to him until he saw you. You were new to his school and the teacher introduced you to everyone and this was when he took note of your existence.

Since Subaru is a loner, you really had no idea who he was or that he even existed at first.

Just like everyone else, you would walk right past him in the halls, but it’s not because you were rude, you just didn’t know him and it would be strange to just start talking to someone you didn’t know without a reason.

He on the other hand noticed everything about you--your every movement, the way your smile would gleam, the way your style bewitched him along with how your intelligence astonished him during class discussions.

How you noticed him though was quite the opposite of ordinary.

You were once walking through the crowded halls at school and witnessed a physical fight taking place in the middle of the hall with two male students, Subaru being one of them as everyone huddled around to watch.

You saw the way his fist collided with the other male’s face as he sent him to the ground, several teachers soon arriving as they broke up the fight and sent both of them to the principal’s office.

At that point, you knew who he was and everyone was talking about that fight for weeks. Due to this, you heard rumors about him as well--about how getting in trouble was common for him due to him getting in fights with students in the past and that he was quite brash in general, but you weren’t one to judge.

Now, returning to him having a crush on you.

When in class with you, he will stare at you but will look away quickly since he doesn’t want to take any chances on being noticed by you or anyone else. The last thing he wants is for someone to suspect that he has a crush on you.

You were once assigned to be his partner in class and let’s say he was a nervous wreck about it all.

He was a lot meaner than usual, mostly because it’s a defense mechanism he uses to demonstrate his tough exterior so no one can take advantage or hurt him.

But deep down, we all know that this bby car is a total softy :’)).

Since you both had a project to complete together, you both met up in the library to prepare for it. You were both looking at the textbook to find the information you needed when your hand accidentally brushed against his. He instantly withdrew it, muttered ‘tch’ as he walked away to hide the blush that bloomed on his cheeks. This left you confused, but you decided not to question it since he was quite the enigma.

I’ve cannoned this in the past with @liannelara-dracula that he likes to corner you when you’re alone, especially during break, so he can have a small conversation with you.

He may say something slightly perverted to flirt tho ;)).

Through knowing each other, you like waving to him in the halls as you’re walking to class with your friends, your endearing smile dawning on him quite incandescently.

He’d never wave back at first, always muttering his infamous ‘tch’, and was usually just annoyed by your kindness, but with you not withdrawing your gentle nature, he soon started to grow a bit more comfortable with this.

When he reached this stage, he’s always taken back by you saying hi to him casually like that. He doesn’t really know what to do, a minor blush appearing on his cheeks as he'd slightly, but very awkwardly, lift and wave his hand, quickly looking away from you to avoid eye contact.

Your friends, however, would take note of you saying hi to him and would constantly be asking you as to why since he’s bad news and isn’t very approachable.

“Guys, he’s just misunderstood. It’s not like we really know him and we can’t just judge by what’s on the surface.” You'd say.

He really isn’t the type to just confess due to fear of rejection and his feelings grew more and more as he got to know you.

You really brought a lot of fun and joy to him, something he isn’t too familiar with due to his upbringing, in fact, he even started to smile a little bit each time he saw you.

Even his brothers took notice of his new behavior, a certain fedora-wearing vampire wanting to know more than what was on the surface when they were all riding home together once.

“Fufu~, what’s with the new attitude, Subaru? Why the smile? Is it about a girl?”

“Tch! Shut up!” He’d retort, looking away from all of them as a minor blush appeared on his cheeks, leaving them all to laugh at him.

Later on though, Subaru caught on to the idea of you not liking him back due to seeing you kissing your boyfriend in the halls one day.

He was crushed in all honesty and ended up recoiling back into his old life of being lonesome.

He rarely talks to you now. Since he knows you have someone else, he doesn’t want to bother with getting to know you any further since it would just hurt him more.

He’d also be a lot meaner and irritated than usual. In fact, it wouldn’t be surprising if he’d get into more physical fights due to his anger towards this situation.

He hates the idea of you not liking him back . . . but to be honest, he kind of expected it because he thought it was something that was too good to be true.

“It only makes sense that someone like her is already taken . . . . Tch! Like she’d ever date a piece of shit like me.”

Shu:

Considering his childhood trauma, for him to take an interest in someone is quite rare and almost unexpected.

Especially since he believes that if anyone associates themselves with him, they either end up dead or are left in a really bad situation they can’t get out of.

It took him a while to realize his feelings for you. He honestly just kept denying them for the longest time, but he accepted them later on since you were always on his mind.

However, even though he's realized them, bear in mind that he is an ass about his feelings since he always tries to push them away. This is mostly due to his experience with Edgar since it left quite a mark on his childhood.

Anyways, Shu first took notice of you during homeroom--which he actually bothered to attend for once xDD--and noticed you sitting in the far corner writing some things down in your notebook whilst your ears remained attentive to what the teacher was saying, your beauty being captivating to him.

By him not going to class a lot of the time, he wasn’t too familiar with a lot of his classmates. But with you being in homeroom hour, he actually started to attend it a lot more because he found you interesting—the way you focused throughout the period as you listened to instructions and paid no attention to the other boys who sought your attention when the teacher was either too busy teaching or doing something else.

By seeing you a lot in homeroom, he’d notice you in the halls whenever you were either conversing with your friends or going to your locker to grab the stuff you needed for your next class.

The way your hair would whip every time you turned, the sound of your laughter echoing in his ears every time you and your friends joked about something.

It was all so amusing to him, something he wouldn’t typically see.

With you piquing his interest, he wanted to make himself known to you. In other words, he wanted you to talk to him in some way, so he staged an opportunity.

You were running late to class one day. Since it was on the second floor you had to use the stairs, but you soon stopped when you saw someone occupying one of the steps that prevented you from ascending, his figure asleep as you recognized it to be Shu.

You had heard of Shu before due to his family name and because he was so popular with the girls, along with the fact that he always skipped class, but you never paid him much thought since you had your own clique of wholesome friends.

Since you were already running late and that was the only way to get to class, you’d politely approach him and ask him to move, but of course, he didn’t give a response or budge.

You supposed he was in a deep sleep, so you reached out to tap his shoulder, his eyes snapping open as he’d quickly grab your wrist, preventing you from giving him a nudge.

“Huh, touching a man you don’t even know. That’s quite lewd of you.” He’d smirk.

His remark caused you to slightly blush, “That- that’s not- I wasn’t doing anything like that.”

“Huh, surely doesn’t seem like it.”

You grew pretty annoyed as you’d send him a frown. “Look, can you move? I have to get to class. I’m already late and you’re making me get there even later.”

“You being late isn’t my problem. If you wanna pass, just pass.”

You’d sigh taking his suggestion, taking a step forward as you attempted to skip over the step he occupied. As you stepped over, he lifted a leg causing you to trip and land on the landing, pain traveling through your body as you shot him a glare knowing that what he did was on purpose.

“Hey! What the hell?! You did that on purpose, you jerk!”

“You’re imagining things. First you trip and then you wanna blame your clumsiness on me.”

He was so lying, and you knew that for sure. You didn’t just imagine it. You literally saw him do it.

“But you-,” You’d sigh, knowing it was going to be pointless to continue arguing with him, plus, you had a class to get to. “Whatever, I don’t have time for this. I have to get to class.”

As you’d leave, he would make a perverted remark about your skirt, a blush rushing up to your cheeks as you’d walk away and up the next flight of stairs to get to your class.

After class, your friends had asked why you were so late and you had told them about your encounter with Shu. They were in awe at the story and even teased you about it.

With that incident, things only escalated, especially with his endless flirting. He honestly gets a kick out of it.

Since he skips class a lot of the time, if you happen to pass him in the empty halls as you walk to class or elsewhere, he’s going to say something to you for sure.

This can range from him making more perverted remarks about your skirt, or your panties if he’s laying down; even going to the point of teasing you about being perverted when you’re not.

That motha.

He even accuses you of bothering him when he’s the one who started the conversation.

Says that you ‘walk too loud’ and that you’re spoiling his music because of that reason.

You’d grow fed up with this and with being so distraught about it, your friends would be bound to ask what was bothering you. You’d mention why, but they would only find it amusing considering who he is. After all, Shu isn’t really known to give much of his attention to anyone.

“Y’know, if he’s talking to you in the halls for no reason, that says something. He only talks to girls he has an interest in.” One of your friends would say.

“Interested my ass!” You’d retort, rolling your eyes. “He’s such an ass. He’s just some spoiled rich kid that’s probably never worked a day in his life.”

Honestly, Reiji would love you on account of this xDD.

I’ve also cannoned this with @liannelara-dracula that even though he’s lazy, he would take the time to get to know your schedule and show up everywhere you’d typically go.

And then, he’d accuse you of stalking him since you’re always running into him.

Since he’s pretty perceptive, Shu eventually noticed that you didn’t like him through one incident that he took note of in the hall one day. You were walking and you ran into your crush, your heart racing as he stopped to talk and say hi to you. You were pretty good friends with him and he was just the sweetest guy ever. You always felt butterflies in your stomach whenever you were around him and deep down, you hoped that things would change between you two eventually.

To Shu, it was plain as day that you liked someone else. He’s centuries-old and definitely knows how this stuff works, he’s not stupid. Plus, the asshole he was also listening to your heartbeat when you spoke to your crush, making it far more evident to himself that you had an interest in someone else.

By knowing about your crush, he does use it to piss you off. He’ll act like an even bigger ass now because he knows you don’t like him.

“Y’know, it’s never going to happen.” He’d tease, his infamous smirk being evident.

“A girl can dream.” You’d retort. “You seem to do it all day, so why can’t I?”

Based on his fear of someone getting hurt because of being involved with him, he’d never tell you that he liked you.

Is actually pretty accepting of the fact that you don’t like him, and to be honest, he thinks it’s better off this way due to his fear of destroying something he would later on cherish, but yet, he still carries on with being an ass towards you since it amuses him.

“You’re better off without me. Dream all you want about that guy, but I know he’d never satisfy you the way I could.”

[everything-laito]

Laito Sakamaki and His Relationships with the Sakamaki Family: an Anthology (more like biggo rant)

DaYUM; I’ve accidentally let these pile up in my ask box, so I will answer all of these in one post… Prepare for a huuuuge rant under the cut! Also thank you so much @hotline-to-hell​, you’re so lovely and supportive as usual, and thanks sm for contributing, same goes for you, anons!! Let’s break this up into parts tho… and start with the biggest one yet: Laito and Ayato’s relationship. 

I swear this is like an anthology,,,,, biggo rant under the cut!

Laito’s relationships with Ayato

I regularly call Ayato and Laito “double trouble.” This is because they’re usually found as a pair when some ultra-harassing is being planned. Despite Ayato sometimes visibly being uncomfortable as a result of Laito’s antics, he’s the one that gets along with him the most. The reason why Ayato has resentment for Laito seems to be that Laito wouldn’t help Ayato when they were kids; and Laito would be a bystander. Ayato was also a bystander in the Laito situation too. A very heartfelt moment occurs at the end of Ayato and Laito’s VS CD: [9/28/21: UPDATED TRANSLATION; THIS ONE’S MORE CORRECT]

Laito: You see, I often thought about why I was the person I was. Or why I couldn’t be like you or Kanato-kun instead? That’s why I hate you…I loathe how you feign ignorance when you actually know exactly what’s going on. And above all…I’m envious of how you can be so honest and upright about everything. …I know I can never be like that. I’ve been ruined by that woman. I’m not hiding my feelings either. They’ve simply been erased from within me. …Haha. Ayato: I hate you too. You’re never honest…I mean, if only you had asked for my help at some point, I would haveーーI knew you were putting up a tough facade the whole time. …However, as much as I admired you for your strength, it also pissed me off at the same time. I couldn’t forgive you.

(First of all this confirms that Laito didn’t like what Cordelia did to him; it was forced emotion on this end, thus creating a facade. I think I went over this in my Hilde analysis a little bit through the context of Hilde’s situation). Laito feels like he is permanently soiled and cannot move past this situation, and that’s terrible. However I should do a separate analysis on this drama CD. (I was going to put this in another analysis I think but then took it out last minute) 

Second of all, I believe that what Ayato means by that Laito’s “not honest” is that he knows Laito has a facade [with updated translation: this is confirmed]. Aka having a facade does not make you honest. I mean, he’s known Laito throughout his whole life; and Ayato is decently observant. He also obviously hangs around with Laito more often than his other brothers, (and vise versa) so it makes sense that Ayato would know something was up. He just has a vendetta against Laito because Laito would avoid conflict [UPDATED:] and the fact that Laito didn’t come to him. 

----------------UPDATED ANALYSIS 9/28/21----------------

The fact that Ayato sees Laito being strong is,,,,, so sweet and very accurate. Laito is defnitely strong and Ayato being like “if only you’d ask for my help”––GOD THIS BREAKS MY HEART AAAAA but Laito wasn’t honest with Ayato especially when they were kids because Laito probably didn’t know how to vocalize what was happening between him and Cordelia. And on top of that, there was no emotional stability in the triplet’s lives, so Laito felt like he needed to take it upon himself in order to to try his best to protect Ayato and Kanato. Obviously, this made Ayato feel bad because he wanted Laito to come to him too, and be there for Laito like how Laito was there for him. Sure Laito couldn’t do much when they were children, but he tried his best with what he was able to do. Ayato can’t forgive Laito for doing this to himself and pushing all his emotions down just so he could be there for Ayato and Kanato. It makes sense why Ayato was pissed off by this, yet grateful at the same time.

And Laito being absolutely self aware with his own lack of honesty just,,,, gives me the feels. But Laito calling out Ayato for feigning ignorance also makes sense too. Ayato knew about the whole Cordelia thing with Laito, and yet never reached out with that. I mean, I’m not sure what Ayato could have done at that point since it happened when they were older (at least the first time Cordelia sexually abused him––I know things happened when Laito was a child but I think he was more groomed as a kid in my opinion and from my deductions) and Ayato and Laito were drifting at this point.

Ok now that’s my updated part of this analysis, this was a pretty old one and I just had new thoughts and found a better translation.

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Remember the whole thing I said in Laito and Shin’s VERSUS CD analysis was that Laito hates conflict and runs from his problems. It’s probably a defense mechanism of his but it’s honestly done more harm than solve it. This caused Ayato to kind of be stronger for himself, since he couldn’t get that strength from Laito. So that’s really sad, and answers the question whether or not any of his brothers know about his mask. But I believe it might just be Ayato, and I will get to that in a minute. It also answers Laito and Ayato’s love/hate relationship. 

I think that Ayato is more scared of Laito in the sense that he’s concerned about what’s he’s become. Like Ayato is always down to clown with Laito, and then Laito says some really weird shit sometimes that makes Ayato be like “oh god why”. I know I mentioned this but it is something to emphasize. I do think that Ayato knows that Laito is calculating, cunning, and manipulative as all hell. I don’t think he’s scared of him, or else why would he choose to hang out with Laito? Laito has nothing to gain by forcing Ayato to clown with him.  Ayato usually doesn’t let Laito mess around with him if Ayato’s already got it going with another person; in this case, Yui. Their interactions within Vandead Carnival and Lunatic Parade is more like “omg Laito don’t embarrass me in front of Yui” (which,,, Laito does, and tells Yui that he’s so superstitious that he sleeps with a belly warmer lol just so Ayato can exchange something embarrassing too). I’d say they have the most “brotherly” relationship out of all the Sakamakis (rivals Subaru’s and Shuu’s relationship but that’s really an unspoken one).

Despite them being closer than the rest, that doesn’t mean they’re the closest pair. Laito still feels the need to prove himself that he doesn’t have his emotional problems in front of Ayato still, which is also probably why it drives Ayato away. Ayato can’t comfort Laito usually considering his facade builds a wall. And it’s hard to get to someone’s heart when it’s reinforced with steel, basically. So yes, he still wears his facade around Ayato; considering it only seems that they hang out when they’re horny and want some fun lol. I haven’t seen another instance where they do, or at least that’s the most common one. 

Laito’s relationship with Kanato

I finished Kanato’s HDB route a while back, and I just gotta say,,,, man,,,,, wow,,,,, that was quite the doozy. As for him and Laito? It’s quite hard to tell, but, Laito is still there for Kanato. Sure Laito’s there when Ayato harasses him and calls him “hysteric” but Laito never insults him. There’s even a point where Laito plays a “big brother” role and gives Kanato advice: 

Laito: Fufu~ Kanato-kun, shall I give you a little warning? Kanato: I don’t need such a thing. Laito: Don’t say that and just listen~ …If you take your sweet time, she’ll get snatched away from underneath your eyes, you know? Kanato: …

Sure it’s kinda…. morbid advice, but it is advice that helps Kanato regardless. And Kanato takes it! He listened to Laito! It’s obvious that Kanato is really annoyed by Laito (which gives me a reason why he doesn’t know about Laito’s situation with Cordelia on top of Laito’s facade) and doesn’t want anything to do with him (or Ayato, for that matter). I believe he says at one point in his route how he was isolated from the other siblings, mainly due to Cordelia. However, since Kanato listened to Laito despite him saying “I don’t need such a thing” kinda implies some kind of respect for Laito. He might know that Laito is calculating and smart in that manner. But do I think that he caught on to Laito wearing a facade all the time? Nah, he cares about himself too much and also just does his own stuff most of the time. 

This quote I’m adding also happens in Kanato’s route; it doesn’t add much but I did laugh a little reading this: 

Ayato: Does she like Kanato that much? That’s impossible. She’s heading down a path of despair for sure. Laito: Fufu…That’s something you could say about any one of us though~ Ayato: …Che.

It’s just a well crafted meta joke from Laito; he says it in such a cheerful way but man, that’s sad.

That’s about it for Laito and Kanato; I don’t think Laito says much about Kanato and vise versa. They really stay out of each others’ business, mainly because Kanato isolates himself out of spite, really. 

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Before I move onto the other ones, just a little shoutout to my inspiration for this blog: @/akai-anemone 

I read her analyses on Laito about five years ago, and unfortunately, she has stopped. But, she has some really good stuff and I definitely recommend checking it out. Here’s some big bro Laito moments she’s brought up too: 

https://akai-anemone.tumblr.com/post/68549708275/heres-one-of-my-favorite-big-bro-laito-moments

https://akai-anemone.tumblr.com/post/68539626117/on-the-subject-of-the-relationship-between-the

https://akai-anemone.tumblr.com/post/65005954447/narihira-ayato-tells-laito-that-hes-building-a 

https://akai-anemone.tumblr.com/post/64621970821/big-bro-laito 

Please check her out!! She’s so lovely and although she’s not active anymore, I want to pay tribute to her too. I really hope I can be a good successor of her’s for the DL/Laito community. 

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Laito’s relationship with Subaru

Honestly probably one of my favorite Sakamaki brother dynamics aside from Ayato and Laito. If you haven’t heard of the Laito vs Subaru, here it is for your listening pleasure (LINK). It’s probably one of my favorite fanservicey CDs, because Laito really just is getting the most out of the situation. 

Laito and Subaru are quite the dynamic duo. Subaru doesn’t have an affinity for Laito and man, it shows. He’s always telling Laito to shut up, and similarly to his other brothers, he’s always like “wtf” when Laito says something wack. Laito’s absolutely entertained by this though, and since he’s older than Subaru, he definitely uses it to his advantage to mess with him. Since Subaru’s your “tsundere” part of the group (more than Ayato), and easily read more than Ayato is, Laito has so much fun teasing him and calling him out in front of Yui. Here’s one of my favorite interactions from the CD:

L: Ehe~.. I’ll be taking those words as a compliment. Your jealousy is really a pleasant thing to me, ahaha. S: Ah?! JEALOUSY?! L: Oh? Aren’t you jealous? Extremely? Ufu, the reason Subaru-kun is so annoyed is that.. S: Fuck that! There’s no way it’s that! Don’t make me laugh!! It’s not like I… to this girl… L: Mm, tsk tsk tsk. Subaru-kun isn’t very honest, is he. What I said is the truth. You’re– S: SHUT UP! *breaks something* L: Woah! Geez… when I hit the nail on the head every time I’d like it if you didn’t break the things around us. Look, bitch-chan is also scared, isn’t she? Am I right? 

Laito, the perceptive motherfucker (,,,,dark joke im sorry), is back at it again, but terrorizing Subaru (and indirectly terrorizing the infrastructure of the house lol). I think it’s another brotherly moment of him to kind of make Subaru realize his feelings too. I don’t know too much about Subaru (although his MB route made me cry lol) but I do know that he’s just a fiercely independent guy that also kinda self isolated himself similarly to Kanato; but doesn’t nearly have as much built up hatred to his siblings. 

 Here’s some more Laito messing with Subaru quotes from that CD. Mainly because I find it so entertaining. 

L: Uwa.. Subaru-kun is scary~ dragging along a senseless girl by her hair. S: SHUT UP PERVERT!.. Right now as you wish.. I’ll make this girl crumble… everything is working out like you desired, right? L: Ufu, really? I did it! In that case, why don’t I stay here and watch your excellent ideas slowly and carefully?

Laito: Fufufu~ You just don’t understand the depths of love yet, Subaru-kun~ Laito: …Well then, Bitch-chan…Doesn’t seem like anyone will come and save us any time soon, so let’s have lots and lots more fun, okay? Haahn…Mm… Subaru: The fuck’s the ‘depths of love’!? I don’t care if I don’t understand that crap. I’ll love you…in my own way. So brace yourself, okay? …Mmh!

That’s so damn rich coming from Laito. This is just Laito’s version of a “haha virgin” joke (which I don’t think Subaru is lol). However, it seems that Laito considers Subaru “pure,” similar in Ayato’s fashion. Maybe this statement is a little jealous quip at that. Who knows!

Laito’s relationship with Reiji

Laito and Reiji…. Man, this is an entertaining relationship. They’re seemingly opposites: agent of chaos and agent of order. (However, Subaru is more physically chaotic lol). Although Laito does kind of fill the “big bro” position for most of his brothers, Reiji is definitely more of a “parental” figure. Laito knows how to get under Reiji’s skin and just does it for fun. I just find it really entertaining. Sure I’m not the biggest Reiji fan like I’ve said before, but wow I love their interactions. Reiji can be a buzzkill for Laito, which certainly annoys him as well. Their relationships in the tokuten CDs are my favorite; especially when Kou and Laito pester Reiji to make them food. However, Reiji treats Laito like a nuisance as well, especially during his MB out when a desperate Laito comes to Reiji begging for help. Reiji’s extremely blunt in that situation and basically is like “why don’t you just kill her” and doesn’t attempt to comfort Laito when he’s crying when Yui kills herself in MB. I feel like Reiji is a nice foil for Laito’s character in their interactions, especially during that scene:

Reiji: Oh… …Are you crying? Laito: Eh, this… …is what you call tears? Reiji: The water that flows from the eyes are tears. Laito: Why am I crying for? Reiji: … … Are you happy or sad, it can be either. Laito: I’m… … Reiji: Well, please leave quickly and carry the corpse out with you. Laito: It’s cold… …I’m shedding so many tears, why are they coming out so fast… … Reiji: … … It would be the result of which you invited.

They don’t interact often, and when they do, it’s either entertaining or meaningful, it seems. At least in my opinion.

Laito’s relationship with Shuu

Now this one’s interesting. Exaggerated “pervert” vs actual pervert. Putting it out there, I don’t think Shuu’s a closet pervert as most say; he’s just quiet in general, but his perverse remarks are incredibly obvious. These two don’t interact often (although Shuu interacts with his brothers less than Kanato) but WOW can they freaking duet!! I love their song Camouflage. But, that aside, their reactions are limited to Shuu making quips at Laito; either telling him to shut up or like “wtf Laito” (similarly to his other brothers). My favorite scene of them both is when Shuu calls Laito a “wannabe pervert”. 

Laito: Haha. Shu, isn’t it unusual for you to feel uneasy? Are you jealous? Fufu… … Shu: Bothersome… …I’m in a bad mood now. My music is spoiled because of your useless chattering. … … As for the concept of jealousy, it’s impossible for me to express… …you imitated pervert. Laito: … … Do you want to be killed? Shu: Hmph… …whatever you like?

This sets Laito off a bit, and Shuu definitely knows what he’s doing. Laito’s even taken aback, given his pause and the lack of a retort. It’s uncertain to see if Shuu actually knows what’s up with Laito or not, but I do think that Shuu is more perceptive than what he lets on. This also just reinforces the fact that Laito wants to meticulously build his character/facade as the perverted type, and doesn’t want it to be broken down; which is why he gets mad at Shuu. 

Well that’s all of Laito’s relationships with his brothers! Now onto the bigger picture.

Laito’s overall relationship with the Sakamakis and their implications + conclusions

This one’s gonna be a bit all over the place, so I apologize for that. 

Have you ever noticed that Laito doesn’t resort to name calling like the rest of his brothers? Even Reiji, the more “””refined””” brother calls Shuu a good for nothing. He only resorts to name-calling women. This, I find very intriguing. He usually has more indirect comments at his brothers, but they’re not nearly as malicious as the others. Or they’re insightful or just him teasing them; I don’t believe he has malicious intent towards his brothers like he says he does. Unless if he says he does; Laito doesn’t get actually LEGIT mad that easily. 

Also, yes, Laito does keep his mask on around his siblings. He’s just not as pervy when Yui’s not there because,,,, Yui’s not there, or if she’s not the topic of the conversation (or any woman for that matter), he has no reason to be pervy unless if something comes up. He always feels the need to be pervy though; Shuu straight up calls him a “wannabe pervert,” since Laito heavily exerts it to the point where it’s probably a joke. 

However, there’s something that’s been bothering me. I did mention it in this (https://everything-laito.tumblr.com/post/624910343406256128/impromptu-analysis-more-of-this-coming-soon) analysis, but TLDR; Nobody interacts with you or Laito in Laito’s HDB route. I could even say the same with his MB route, but that highlights his rivalry with Kou. In HDB, there is rarely any interaction with other brothers or even implied interaction with them. Subaru doesn’t even show up in the entirety of Laito’s route from what I can remember. In Kanato’s route, (which Kanato is the most overtly possessive/yandere of them all imo) Laito and Ayato still interact with him when you’re around, or even when he’s not around. But nobody dares to interact with you in Laito’s route much when you’re alone. Its bone chilling isolation. If there is interaction with the other brothers, it’s very limited and very quick. They’re very careful about what they say to you, when Laito’s around or not. They know he’s always watching, and we know he’s always watching. 

But, Kanato’s the one that spits out death threats all the time and is definitely like “Yui’s mine” in his route. But, it seems that he’s not much of a threat to the other brothers; and like I mentioned, Laito even gives him advice, which he listens to. However, nobody dares to get under Laito’s radar, because it seems that he can turn into an actual threat to the others. I mean, Laito probably has killed as many people as Kanato, if not more. Laito is no stranger to killing in cold blood. He’s killed so many suitors under Cordelia. This is beyond the other brothers being disgusted with Laito’s actions. This is the other brothers not wanting to mess with Pandora’s Box. 

Sure, we know that Laito dislikes outward violence, but he’s a master at manipulation and gaslighting, and doing stuff sneakily. They don’t know what to expect because of his mask being on at all times; they can’t get an efficient read on him, and even if they were “plotting” something against him or wanting to take Yui, they couldn’t. He has eyes everywhere. So instead, the other brothers avoid him in the sacrificial bride situation. He’s a force to be reckoned with, and they seem to know that he’s smarter than what he lets on. 

Well, if you’re still here, thanks for reading as always! So sorry this has been so delayed! (And Hotline, I will get to your other part of your ask in another post, I didn’t forget about it!!)

Hope you all are doing well!

-Corn

[definitelynotasimp]

How would you rate your brothers??

My brothers? You should only care about me~

(The girl whined with a sad look on her face)

(Suddenly her expression returns happy)

But it doesn't really matter, hehe~ I'm going to forgive you, just this once tho~

Okay so I'm going to rate them on a scale from 1 to 10!

Shuu- 9/10

He sleeps all the time and doesn't really bother me. And also he was a good brother when I was little so that's great! The only problem is the fact that he doesn't want to play with me, calling my games "annoying" and "too bothersome".

Reiji- 1/10

He absolutely hates me and I feel the same about him. He's always complaining about anything I do saying that I'm worthless and shouldn't be alive. He's not a zero 'cause he's a good chef and sometimes I manage to steal some food from the kitchen when he's distracted.

Ayato- 6/10

He actually plays with me most of the time so that's a good start. A big minus is his god complex and the fact that he gets offended and bitter when he loses a match, that means everytime we play against each others. Also he steals all my prey and doesn't want to share with me~

Kanato- 0/10

He scares me. I don't want to have anything to do with that monster. His ugly teddy bear is so creepy and the way he constantly talks to it makes me so uncomfortable. I never talk to him and when I see him in the hallways I change path.

Laito- 7/10

He plays with me, just like Ayato. We also gossip about the girls in our school and share our prey. The minus part is the fact that is the biggest pervert I know, sometimes he makes me angry because of the way he talks about the girls I like. They're mine and he shouldn't talk about them.

Subaru- 8/10

Doesn't bother me but doesn't play with me either. So nothing much to say here except the way he tells off Ayato and Laito: it makes me laugh every time~

[summercreolefanfictioner]

I can't get my fave girl out of my miiiiiiind

maya sakamaki random headcanons pt 2

she actually trains herself to become immune from vampire poisons and stuff. she's immune from human poison but ever since turning as a vampire, she easily knocks out or gets suffocated from reiji's poison stash (had to train so karl won't dispose of her as the sakamaki doll soon)

maya ate one of her classmate's dream bcos apparently this one girl saw laito having sex with a girl from the library while drinking her blood and she went batsht yandere on her own, having fantasies abt being the one with laito instead. maya had to eat that dream bcos she has no faith this human can be trusted.

there was a time when she showed kanato the answer to the tests via dream (and yes he passed bcos she just doesn't wanna deal with his tantrums over reiji not giving him his sweets)

she keeps a lighter in her bag and was mistaken by some classmates to be a smoker (nah she keeps it to burn all the people and vampires she killed bcos being a special maid requires leaving no evidence behind)

she can't sing for the life of her. however, kanato has noticed her humming "Someday My Prince Will Come" several times and he secretly likes it.

being the new master of the dream world, maya actually puts all laito's dreams and nightmares in the highly-classified info category. like it's so untouchable that only the dream master can see them.

there was a time in maya's original lore that gilbert and devyn (@secretarykang) spent the night together (like they were drunk and lonely). and karl made maya eat that dream a few years after so devyn won't remember. tbh maya said that dream was the most delicious dream tho.

maya killed this one teacher who almost stole yui's pe uniform (ofc main girl has no idea they have a perverted teacher) and buried him in cement from a construction site

up to this day, she is still unaware that subaru had that crush on her like the bros tease him every time he's left with her or when he offers to help her with the groceries but she just thinks he is either being helpful or annoying

ayato stole one of her colored pens bcos he thinks they bring good luck for his exams (it actually did tho for some reason)

despite her cherry obsession, she actually doesn't like smelling them on her. basically, anything citrus or fruity scents is a no for her. she only likes them on bathing products but as a perfume, she detests them.

she actually met one of her siblings in person. she just didn't know it was them. however, they knew her but they weren't allowed to introduce themselves to her under kanato's strict orders.

basically, this sibling knew it was her so kanato wanted to test if maya would be willing to meet them. turns out, she gets anxiety at the idea of them reappearing in her life so yeah you get the gist.

there was this one girl from another class who fell in love with her. like she found maya so beautiful every time she bakes and her elegance and air of dollness.

sadly, the girl died bcos she tried strangling kanato during after-class duties.

she actually hates cleaning laito and subaru's bedrooms. her fave would def be shuu's. reiji doesn't like anyone going to his room cause he be experimenting abt reviving beatrix. kanato's room is mostly organized bcos she always sleeps there. ayato's room is okay like the mess can be easily fixed in a few minutes.

when maya was still a newbie vampire, there was a time when she couldn't sleep at night bcos she heard yui and ayato having sex next door (like her heightened sense of hearing made it difficult for her to cover the noises)

she is browsing through catalogues of breast reduction surgeries bcos she believes her breasts are the reason she can't grow a bit taller

she doesn't know how to make keiichirou (@gingerall) forget the time when she gave him mental trauma (she still figuring it out like give her time huhu)

maya broke the glass of the family limo once by throwing a baseball on it. won't hesitate to do it again.

she has this nasty habit of chopping food loudly or placing the tableware or any dinnerware on the table with a thud whenever she's mad

[dialovers-translations]

Diabolik Lovers Blood & LoveSweat [Subaru ver.]

Original title: 海辺の岩陰で吸愛

Source: Diabolik Lovers Summer Fest Drama CD: Blood & LoveSweat

Audio: Here

Seiyuu: Takashi Kondou

Translator’s note: Subaru’s grunts should be ILLEGAL. > /// < I swear I just can’t translate this CDs/tracks without getting all flustered by the noises he makes. It does not help that there’s like a million sexual innuendos and references in this so it is really hard to make myself believe that he’s just sucking her blood and not doing anything else. I absolutely hate going to the beach because sand is my enemy, but I’d be willing to make the sacrifice of getting sand in between my toes if it means I get to mess around with Subaru behind some rocks at night. *eye emoji*

Shuu ll Reiji ll Ayato ll Kanato ll Laito ll Subaru

Track 6: A Bloody Affair (1) In the Shade of the Seaside Cliff

*Crackle crackle crackle*

Approaching footsteps can be heard.

“...Hah? What are you doin’? ...Sparklers? (2) Heh. By yourself? Heeh...Seems borin’ as hell. By the way, isn’t it kinda sad, doin’ it all alone? You usually do this kind of stuff in group, right?”

You try and get him to join you.

“Hah? What? Why are you offerin’ me that? Don’t tell me you want to do it together?”

You nod. 

“Che...What a pain. I wanted to rest here by myself while leisurely gazin’ at the moon. So hurry up and scram!”

You protest.

“Ah? ‘I’ll be done soon so let me finish’, you say?  Che...Fuck off...Fine! Whatever! Gimme one. If I join in, it’ll be over quicker, right? Ah-aah...I just have to lit this part on fire, right? Aah...The fuck am I doing...? Come on, hurry up and light it.”

You light the sparkler.

“This really is ridiculous. If you have the time to waste on bullshit, it really would be better to just watch regular firewor...!? What!? One more? In your dreams, fuck off! ...Haah, this really is boring as fuck. Watchin’ this just builds up more stress. Aaaah~ I give up. You’re mental if you like this. Just throw that shit away already. Instead...Hangin’ out with me would be way more fun. That’s a given.”

Subaru suddenly pins you down.

*THUD*

“...You’re pretty scarcely clothed, huh? Exposin’ your legs like that...I don’t know if you worked up a sweat or somethin’, but the scent of your blood’s wafting in the air.”

*Rustle*

“Ugh...! Come on...Let me suck your blood...”

You resist.

“...What’s your problem!? Don’t fight back!”

You get worried.

“...Somebody might walk in on us? Hah! Nobody’s coming here. If you don’t want to get busted, then try your best to hold back your noises. ...Tho, not being able to hear your voice kinda sucks.”

You struggle again.

“...!? How much longer are you gonna struggle!? Just behave already...!!”

*Rustle rustle*

“Ah...? It’s dark and scary? Che! So what!? ...Don’t women prefer it to be dark? I’d say this works to your advantage? The light of the moon’s all we need. I’ll dye this fair, translucent skin of yours a deep red with your blood...”

*Rustle*

“Heh? What are you gettin’ all frightened for? Is it scary to be...all alone with me in the dark? Hehehe...If you want me to make it scary, I don’t mind. For example...Like this...!”

He rips up your outfit.

“Shredding your clothes like this...I don’t mind strippin’ you naked. Hehe! Are you scared? I got rid of the fabric, so guess I’ll use this opportunity to bite your chest.”

Subaru bites you.

“Haah...Mm...”

*Sluuuurp*

You suppress your voice.

“Mm...? Nn...Haah...Fuck...You’re makin’ me want to pry open those lips of yours...Oi. Look this way.”

*Rustle*

“Mm...”

*Smooch*

“Haah...Come on. Open up. Let me hear your voice. ...Che. If you refuse no matter what, how ‘bout this?”

*Rustle*

“Like this...I’ll slide my hands all ‘cross your body. Heh. ...You like it when I lick up your neck to your ear, right?”

He licks up your nape.

“...Hehe. You finally opened your mouth.”

Subaru continues to suck your blood.

“Mm...Nn...Hehehe~ You’re makin’ some nice sounds now. I don’t mind...Those cries of yours really put me in the right mood.”

You speak up. 

“Haah? My sweat’s dripping down onto your body? Hehe...So what? You should be grateful. Mmh...”

*Rustle rustle*

“Haah...You’re drenched in sweat as well...Spreadin’ this scent that drives me crazy...”

He shifts around. 

“Mm...Haah...Lift your leg. ...I like the inner thigh.”

*Rustle*

“Haha...Exactly. Nice and dolice. Since you’ve stopped fightin’ back, you must have gotten drunk off my fangs as well? ...Heh. You know, I’ve heard women become more sexually aroused during a full moon. Don’t ask me if it’s true, but watchin’ you like this, there must be some truth in it at least.”

You complain about the heat.

“Hm? It’s hot, you say? That’s ‘cause your body’s gotten feverish. Don’t blame it on the season. ‘Cause you were bitten, your blood’s pumpin’ quickly through your veins now. 

*Smooch*

“Haahn...Nn...Hm? ...What? You’re cryin’? Does it feel that good?”

He leans in.

“You must really be crazy ‘bout this sweet pain I give you...You’ve become completely dependent on the pleasure bestowed upon you, to the point where you can no longer live without me. Right?”

You nod.

“Hehe...In that case, I’ll bite you again, just as you wish...I’ll trust my fangs into your throat, piercing all the way to the core...Haahn...!”

Subaru bites you again.

“Nnh...”

*Sluuuurp*

“Nn...Haah...Mmh...”

*Gulp gulp*

“Aahn...Haah...Give me more and more...of this sweet blood...The night has only just begun, you see...?”

ーー THE END ーー

Translation notes

(1) Every single track of this CD has the word 吸愛 or ‘kyuu-ai’ in it. This actually isn’t an existing word in Japanese, but it is used very often within the DL franchise. The word is made up of the characters for ‘to suck’ and ‘love’ and they typically use it as a synonym for sucking blood.

(2) 線香花火 or ‘senkou-hanabi’ are a popular type of fireworks in Japan. They’re a small, handheld type of fireworks which is very common amongst children and teens because they are easy to purchase and aren’t as risky as the kind you shoot off into the sky.