#i hate genshin and i dont play anymore but i love THEM

[miesozernacma]

POV you're bartending one night at your tavern and a drunk oni you've never seen before starts flirting with you to pay less for his gang's drinks.

and it makes a lovely "first meeting" memory two years later when you're out with your party :)

[achoshistor]

final fantasy 7

spoilers for everything idk (ff7, remake&dlc, crisis core but only till like chapter four because thats how far i made it)

bro ive been tweaking out for like three months now. i bought the ff7 remake bc it was 50% off a few months ago and I was like I'm never gonna find a deal like this ever again (only for it to go on 50% again lmfao) but ok whatever it was literally 35 for the game and the dlc which is one million times cheaper than what splatoon 2 and octo expansion were and its ok because i can never own it physical anyways but bro I didn't even want to buy this game in the first place i was gonna buy ffxv cause i saw a clip of notcis or whatever that guys name is putting his lettuce on a nother guy's plate and i was like "wtf is final fantasy even about" SPOILER ALERT: TERRORISM like ????

i feel like i can never every play another game after finishing the remake and the intermission i bought crisis core reunion and theres literally LESS fighting in that game so far but it was also cheaper and i got it physical (after scouring ebay for two months to find a us edition because i dont want to even risk seeing things spelled in the british way because last time when that happened when I played great ace attorney 1&2 i couldn't stop spelling things in british every time i'd write an essay and then i couldnt tell what was wrong "its just an extra letter" no bro its messing up my diction) but anyways please just let me beat things up with a sword i wish people still used swords to fight then the fights would be more fair and the world would be a better place. but man sephiroth is lowkey a nice guy and the crashout was 100% valid not the killing people part but i would also crash out if i found out my mom was actually some 2000 year thingy they found in the ground. today i saw some snowflakes fall (they were the big ones) and freaked out for a second because i thought they were white feathers (I NEED TO GO OUTSIDE)

i also "finished" (AKA gave up right before the final boss) the original ff7 because i didnt want to deal with spoilers cause the main plot points should be the same anyways but i don't have enough patience to play retro games (the last one i finished was kirby super star three years ago) and they are like ten times harder than modern games too like i think i only got 10 game overs max in the remake but like one hundred million in the original and i was like at this point i dont even care anymore like we just need to beat sephiroth right? speaking of i really did think we just had to beat sephiroth and that he was just evil for the love of the game because all i knew was from that smash bros trailer but really everything is hojos and lowkey lucrecia's fault bc theyre bums like are you jealous of vincent or something how do you get a girl who's literally just broken up with this guy pregnant like no time bro literal bum activity im glad vincent was able to beat up hojo at the end. he was also my strongest party member (and had the hardest spell post out of all of them).

i was lowkey tweaking when i saw genesis cause i thought something seemed awfully familiar lo and behold hes just evil gackt. i saw a picture of some genshin character's sword and i was like holy sigma is that genesis rhaspodos but nope it was some genshin twink this is off topic but i HATE how like half of the characters in genshin look like children/teenagers and the other half are either whitewashed (brighter than printer paper) or have the most awful color scheme like unpleasant gradient just showed up to your door. i kept thinking angeal was named angelo because ive only ever met people named angelo and not angeal but so far his story seems too similar to sonons. zack = onika angeal = burgers OH his name is angeal like angel LMFAo

I barely edit my tumblr posts for coherence sorry if youre not one of my like 4 followers but anyways episode intermission gave me a genuine crash out. I was like "who is yuffie" but then i found out. yuffie is my goat. i hate fort condor and i still hate fort condor but i didnt know there was a literal fort with a condor on it. i was out of it bro i have nobody here that may hear this and i will be ashamed i genuinely couldnt pay attention to the game cuz of sonon hes so fine bro too bad he DIED bro i even felt bad for nero cause they forcefully made him shut up with that muzzle thing but as per usual he was a bum but theres no second part to the dlc (yet) 40 dollar 32 gb ram stick please find me (my computer will blow up) before rebirth comes out (my computer will blow up regardless) like watch the requirements be some esoteric classified government only processor like the ryzen 56 or intel i5412 like u gotta play it on one of those government super computers so the game doesnt lag the minute you start walking.

ok im done ive exhausted myself thank u for coming to my ted talk see u later my little minions

[pwnyta]

Genshin character Judgement after all these years of playing. I will judge looks, personality, and say my favorite voice! Now with 5-stars, alphabetical order PART 2.

(under the cut)

Definitely a a better looks than Ganyus... Cloud Retainer whats going on with you that your daughters are dressed this way tho... BUT. I love Shenhe. Her story was so good... her song still makes me cry. Its a shame she doesnt exist anymore LMAO.

Her CN and KR voices are best IMO. I dont mind her EN tho.

Cute design but I wish she was a regular Melusine. ALSO HYV sure has the nerve to do a 'RACISM BAD' storyline with her but still fucking refuse to add a playable character with dark skin or a different hair texture... especially in NATLAN which is based on the precolonial Americas and Africa... ITS A CHOICE. Really the only time we see darker skin characters with locs are ENEMIES. Fuck off. Sigewinne this isnt your fault baby close your eyes.

I dont like her EN VA at all but the rest are very cute.

King dripless. My god. Also he was WAAAAY to easily forgiven for what he did... But his personality is fun so I cant hate him.

His EN voice too is kinda goofy... but his other VAs have sexy voices. So good for them.

UGH.

UGHHH His EN VA got replaced because the old one was a creep but they replaced him with such a generic voice it kinda sucked. LMAO. Not as bad as his JP voice tho... why does he sound 12?

Venti my boy. It took me awhile to warm up to Venti but I like him a lot now. I WILL SAY... there a quite a few people who will tear down Zhongli for him and I hate them. To mischaracterize Zhongli to make Venti look better is crazy... for what? VenXiao? Its a choice. Its not Zhonglis fault hes got a better relationship with Xiao... also if Zhongli got people drunk without their consent or brushed aside Barbaras stalkers youd ring his neck.

THAT ALL SAID. Ventis fun. Good guy mostly. Im fairly certain he'll have a 2nd story come Natlan considering his connections to Vanessa.

I dont mind any of his VAs.

Biggest glow up in Genshin history. I kinda dont like that he deleted his misdeeds from the history of the world... BUT.... hes getting better and hes putting in effort to be better so I got over it. He was really great in this Summer event. Wish he wasnt fuckin BLUE tho. Ya know now that I think about how Scara deleted himself from the GI memory I guess thats why Nahida has a digital vibe.. I guess the tree IS like a computer... (I still think its weird) Also I named MY wanderer Galilei! To go with the Bohemian Rapsody theming hes got... also I chose Galilei over Galileo cuz 'Lil Ei' since hes one of Eis puppets. IM SO FUCKING GOOD.

I like his CN voice the best.... WHYD JP GO WITH THAT VOICE THATS SO FUNNY. WTF

Hot. There was a concept design where he had darker skin and an eyepatch... we coulda had it all. But he still looks great. WHAT WAS WITH HIS PAST THO!? WHY IS FONTAINE SO FUCKED UP IDK. ALSO WHY WOULD HE BE GUILTY OF KILLING HIS CHILD MURDERING FOSTER PARENTS?! WTF IS WRONG WITH FONTAINE!? LYNETTE GOT FUCKING SOLD TO SOME CREEPS! THEY ALSO LOCKED UP A PREGNANT WOMAN WHO GAVE BIRTH IN THEIR AND DIED AND WE HAD TO REUNITE THE GRANDDAUGHTER WITH HER GRANDFATHER AND I ONLY JUST REALIZED RIGHT BEFORE AND WAS LIKE 'WAIT A MINUTE IS THIS THAT RANDOM NPCS GRANDDAUGHTER!? IS THE REASON SHE NEVER WROTE HIM BACK CUZ SHE FUCKING DIED?!' and thats exactly what happened. HUGE fridge horror moment for me right before it was revealed in game. LMAO..... .... anyways.

No complaints on the VAs.

MAN I remember seeing her design leaked and being... just infatuated. Shes a rare W vs her concept design which gave her like bellbottoms and I was scared for a moment that THAT might be the design they went with BUT NO! We got THIS. Beautiful. Her personality is also SO fucking cute. Shes so cute. I love that she acts tough until someone is nice to her and she gets all flustered.... Shenhe saying she thought of her and Xianyun being all touched about it... ;w;... But also her badly haggling was so funny and she was cool with that one dude being kinda rude to HER but the minute he doubted Zhongli she got so mad in his defense... Shes so cute... I love her.

EN VA clears. I think she does the best illustrating Xianyuns personality.

My mans Xiao... I thought I wouldnt like him since Im not fond of tsundere characters but hes a good boy. Also hes a Zhongli stan so how can I NOT love him. His quest in the Chasm was particularly good... ;w; the way I cried when Paimon shouted 'XIAO!!!!' LMAO.. that hurt my feelings even though I knew HYV didnt have the balls to kill him.

I think his EN VA sound SUPER petulant mostly but the deranged way he says USELESS and DISAPPEAR!!!! makes me laugh so I dont actually mind it... that said the others all clear him.

I dont like Yae as much as I thought I would when I first saw the Inazuma cast leak... but I still like her and her relationship with Ei (and Gorou) but im not that attached.... like I guess thats sorta how I feel for more of the Inazuma cast TBH.

JP voice clears... I am not immune to ARA ARA

Yelans outfit is so fucking GOOFY. Shes pretty tho... just wish she had better clothes.... Her character is great too but shes probably one of the characters Im LEAST invested in Liyue.

Her EN voice is sexy as hell.

MY FAVORITE INAZUMA GIRL!! The babiest. I love her so much. Shes so damn cute and lovely and her quest with the Aranara was weird... but adorable and I love her. Shes the only bow DPS I even TRIED to pull for. They could never make me hate you Yoimiya!!! Ive loved her from the minute I saw her on the leaked Inazuma cast lineup.

I like her JP voice the best~

AH. Finally... the TRUE BABYGIRLEST. My handsome dad, my beautiful son, MY BEAUTIFUL SUN, MY PRINCESS... MY QUEEN. I love Zhongli so much... I can never leave Genshin no matter how annoyed I get with it because this demon right here. Hes got me by the heartstrings. Like with Navia (GEO STAY WINNING) I know when hes got a part in a story they just cant fuck it up. Hes also dripped out to hell. I hope SOMEDAY we actually get a story about YOU instead of random history... not that I havent enjoyed the blasts from the past (especially Azhdaha my second favorite character) but like... WHAT ABOUT YOU SPECIFICALLY TELL ME....

I love all of Zhonglis VAs. I like EN and CN the best tho.

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Again with Natlan I dont know the star rating Im just guessing.

Pretty my guaranteed 5-star... I liked her design a lot more before it was pointed out that her zipper goes all the way up her ass... now her outfit is kinda gross. Also nothing about it really reads like the cultures Natlan takes from so similar to Nahida... Im kinda disappointed. Shed also look better with at least a tan...

Im so surprised people on Twit are obsessed with this design... its so fuckin boring... her animations are super cute tho.

I guess its fine. Like with Nahida... i dont like the weird digital-ness of him. The color palate is pretty great tho. (hed look better with a darker skin tone tho)

Shes so damn hot. A rare W from the Natlan cast. She'd look better with a darker skin tone tho.

UGH.

Capitano.... please... Please look good by the end of your story. I have such a sinking feeling youre Ororon... Please dont be. Id be so disappointed. Hasnt Natlan done enough to disappoint me.... I know you wont be playable if youre the spooky faceless monster I want but at least dont be fucking boring... PLEASE.

[wwouldvecouldveshouldve]

Hai!! Im not sure if youre still doing your 1k special match up! But if you are id rlly enjoy being matched up with some!! (Also congrats on 1k!! I dont interact w you alot cause i was told about you thru my friend @luvfy0dor btw love them^^ but CONGRATS!!)

-Im alright with being matched with said BSD character(s) in a romantic way!

-My MBTI is ISTP-T

- Im not a big hobby person im usually just sitting around but i really enjoy making silly crafts (such as Kandi bracelets and animals) i also enjoy mystery, romance, and light horror novels/poems! I play all types of video games varying from roblox, genshin, HSR and variants of horror games.

- I talk about just topics that come to mind; most being BSD theories like especially in the newest chpt. I also enjoy talking about my music taste with others which is also an array of sorts which include; Mitski, Mom Jeans, Lana Del Rey, The Smiths, Deftones, Limp Bizkit, ICP, Korn, Flyleaf, blink-182, The Weekend, Taylor Swift, Slipknot, CA$, Laufey, PTV, Rammstein, Radiohead p, System of a Down and more! I also talk a lot about the games i play (i specifically talk about them with friends.)

- I really like REALLY hate self absorbed people that constantly think that everything is about them and nobody else matters at all in their life, only themself. Betrayal is another big one, it doesn’t matter who it is even if me and said person are very close or distant, being betrayed is quite literally a stab in the back. POPULAR? OPINION, I HATE RANPO AND FITZGERALD🙏 something about them being real self centered gives me a big shiver down my spine. Like I appreciate Fitzgerald and his dedication for his wife and dead kid but he kinda fits in with the “self absorbed” category cause why are you gonna try destroying Yokohama for a page, like i get you wanted your daughter back and all but damn. Obsessive people (in a bad obsessive) for example; being obsessed with a real person to the point if they break apart/dont want to be associated with said person anymore they make and say disgusting/sexual and/or inappropriate things about said person that doesnt want to be associated with other person. People with horrible attitude/personality or people that make racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic/incest/stepcest jokes, anyone that fits into that category of gross things is an immediate nightmare and a big red waving flag, you wont catch me anywhere near someone like that.

- My personality is pretty complicated, im really introverted but once you get to know me well id say i change to a real chatter box. At times i can be outgoing but its rare, i can be kind but also ‘aggressive’ at times. Im also pretty scattered brain especially when trying to get my point across to someone. Also again, im very passionate when its coming to certain things.

- This was a bit harder to answer cause most things i do are pretty normal but if it’s specified by the people around me im definitely more unique out of friends/family and people from my town. Specifically just my passion for the things i like, id go above and beyond to defend the things i enjoy. Also i have pretty bad health problems for my age but they are def getting better! So i guess that makes me unique too.

- Im perfectly okay with being matched with a character who commits crimes its not really a big deal to me! Id enjoy all the honest opinions 💗

- Something i value in a person is their personality. I feel like most people say personality but its a real big thing i value. I also value someone’s passion for the things they are interested in. I enjoy when people are passionate with doing/talking about the things they do/want to do. I find it charming when people are confident about that sort of thing. When it comes to personality, i dont want someone who has a bad attitude in general where it’s obvious they have bad intentions. Someone that is caring, kind, charming etc is ideal but i wouldnt mind if they had a slight attitude.

- Something i cant stand in others is when they are over confident or (going back to things i dislike) when they are self absorbed. When i say over confident, thats not me saying i hate people being confident cause i dont, i love when people are confident about themselves/things they like etc. but when it gets to the point of someone saying “im better at (insert activity) than you” or talking down on someone about their looks it crosses so many lines. Nobody should feel like they are better than anymore cause everyone is different in many ways than one. Nobody should be insecure cause of something an over confident person said. With self absorbed people, they kinda just irritate me when they are so self centered that they cant even understand basic human decency.

SORRY THIS WAS SO LONG! PLS TAKE UR TIME WHEN MAKING THIS!! AGAIN, HAPPY 1K HAVE AN AMAZING DAY/EVENING/NIGHT!!! 💗💗

((OMG RAY TOLD YOU ABOUT ME??? I AM PASSING AWAY FROM JOY))

the 1k matchup will be around for a LONG time, don't worry. thank you so much for requesting, I tried to finish this as soon as possible but I go through every single bsd character and see how compatible you are with them so it takes a while.

if I'm being for real, I'm your best matchup. I agreed with EVERY SINGLE THING YOU SAID except I can tolerate self-absorbed people more but it really depends. also, everybody thinks I'm introverted except for my close friends who know how much I will YAP about anything I'm interested in. I am SO passionate about certain things and I LOVE when other people talk about something that they're passionate about even if I've never felt that way about it. also, we look for the same things in people. I can skip over almost everything except for their personality but I don't tend to become close with people who don't have at least a few things that they'd defend til death because they love it so much.

however, for a bsd character, I match you with Akutagawa!!! The brother.

Have you seen how he is with Dazai? He practically worships that man. But you, his lover, are the one thing that is above even Dazai. You are the deity that he devotes his heart and soul to. He doesn't care what the topic is, he will give you his full attention and agree with every opinion. He will even try and research the topics that you love just so he can have deeper conversations with you about it. He would definitely watch all the shows you like. He will learn all the songs to all your favourite musicians and spend his rare time off analyzing them. Learning and loving you is a religion and he is the literal Pope of it. If you're in an argument with someone, even if you're wrong, he will listen to your voice instead of literally everybody else in the room. He is your number one fan, and will support you for everything that you do. He loves that you encourage him getting more into his most random interests. It makes his life happier and it's because of you. You're the reason he gets his lungs checked out often and why he's searching to heal them. He must spend as much time on Earth as possible with you. He would not bat an eye even if you asked him to get on his knees and beg for your love. He would fight wars for you, no questions asked. He's mentally ill, and he's so glad you love him despite the blood on his hands and the wretchedness of his mind and morals. He would love taking you to places, and if anyone begins to ruin your experience there, he will not hesitate to silence them unless you tell him not to. He is your guard dog and constantly worries about you when he's not around. You tell him what you're doing and where you're going before you go there so he does not get worried. Often, he apologizes to you for being so overprotective. He doesn't really like horror games that much, but he will play them if it's for you. He might even get a little scared, so expected him to be a little bit jumpy for a while. He hopes you can understand.

AHAHHAHAHAHAHHA I finally finished one of my requests! Thank you so much for putting something in my askbox dear <33

[prettyboykatsuki]

how many fandoms r u in ? love your writing but sometimes i catch up on blog and see like 10 different fandoms in under 1 minute of scrolling your page, it’s funny tho no hate js a gen question!!

ahhkwjfnrhfbbeb. it depends on how u count them!! to me anime is one fandom and fandom for me = how actively i participate in fan culture

like my primary fandoms are anime, honkai star rail/gacha, and recently baldurs gate three. BUT EVEN THAT IS JUST ANIME AND VIDEO GAMES + GACHA. i have a lot of other media i am like. part of / play but i dont actively contribute too. degrees of lewdity, legend of zelda, stardew valley, dragon age, so on and so forth

now. if you count animes as separate fandoms i am MOSTLY a bnha, bllk, and jjk blog 😭 i also still consider myself apart of the haikyuu fandom even though i dont contribute to it much anymore so i guess that puts me at 7 or 8. but i am crazy and into many things and there r a lot of fandoms i write for here and there. like genshin impact for example.

my main fandom is always going to be anime because its been like that since birth though so to me its just the three

[mlynar-nearl]

i find it astounding that you have a system for this. i mean, not to say that i pull randomly, i do save for mostly lims only (the only one i lack would be nian herself actually) but i am seldom ever able to save up that much (175?? insane), its mostly about 80 to 100 for each banner. although i will say that i did pull for certain characters i like or found meta like thorns/surtr/gnosis/passenger but it did cost me which means im always fumbling for pulls at the end of each limited banner. ever since w banner where i dumped over 200 pulls for pots (why??) i have been more stringent with my saving but ive never actually saved that much. do you have monthly card or is it just somehow pure f2p things (do you use op? im genuinely curious how do ppl save this much when im always poor) ?

ah and yes gachas are exploitative in nature, but at this point of time, it is what it is tbh, i only choose to whale in games where i genuinely like the game to bits (read: honkai) or i support them in other manners, such as merch (i buy the ak anniv boxes every year !) but yeah gachas are honestly very predatory now its scary ngl. but genshin is cool :) i dont play anymore but i might come back just for kaveh (,,,,i love him so much,,,) and abt mhy games i would rec tears of themis ! if you like pretty men yeah thats my only excuse </3 the men are pretty i am gay but i can sure as hell appreciate the very pretty men hehe. perhaps i will sleep soon it is almost 3.30am so its probably my last ask of the day (?) ty for the consistent replies !

yeah of course! i use monthly card which helps and i buy some stuff around the anniversaries and such which helps, but limiting my possible moves helps Psychologically.

funny you say that ab kaveh because my roommate lured me in to genshin with alhaitham. we call it alhaithamquest because i played the game to get alhaitham, build alhaitham, and put alhaitham in Situations. i am up to the last object on that list. i'm putting him in SO many situations. kaveh and alhaitham fascinate me. i love autistic characters and love/hate relationships and i love how kaveh asks if youre hired actors. i just wish more people in sumeru were dark-skinned...alhaitham should be brown...they couldnt make him a moc because then hed be the optimal character i Think. genshin's plot and such doesnt feel nearly as robust to me as arknights but it is good fun, and i cant begrudge it that. also i think it has some of the funniest plot setups ever because the whole "zhongli helps you plan his own funeral" thing is literally comic gold to me. i'm not taking genshin too seriously admittedly considering the Scatman Diluc Incident but i like it that way. keeps the brain mold away.

hope you sleep well btw<3

[lostacelonnie]

My apologies for taking. So long to respond time literally slipped away from me. I simply thought school festivals were fake & made up. Can confirm snake bites are cool & i hope you can get them. My tattoo wasnt fully healed yet so its now mostly done & i have to return next month to finish it. For real it was raining here last week & now its like. Sunny & nice & im like. Pick a lane weather. The autism sure does affect. A whole lot & i wish it would like. Do less. Yeah sparkle like. Makes seele cracked. Or anyone really. Thanks! I havent maxed her talents yet but like. I now have all 3 versions of mei & am stoked. Robin actually sings during her ult ive heard which is cool as hell & i wanna try for her maybe? Still undecided but i know people who want boothill. The triple su drops gave me basically nothing for archeron & i am. Salty. I need to build pela & welt but also i have. So little time. Adventurine is actually a solid shielder but like. Idk. I dont have clara on main so im uncertain on his usage when i have so many others to work on. & genshin is taking my time more for arlecchino funds. I wish the game was that nice to me for clara i even have her light cone but not her. Best part of archeron in sim universe easy. Skipping so much bullshit. I finally was able to get ratio up to clear swarm & do gold & gears which i enjoy way more. Ah yeah that is her best set from what ive heard & both of them seem to hate giving me good pieces for her. So im operating on a weird mix until i get good stuff. Scuffed but works. Have you heard her line for joining a team with black swan yet? Ive uh. Been on a trinity of genshin star rail & ai the somnium files trying to like. Actually beat games in my backlog. Bartender event was so fun im glad they are doin solid on the events like the potion makin event for genshin was pretty good. Sorry for throwin off the equilibrium immediately its been. A time.

HI I AM ALSO VERY VERY SORRY...... i was in croatia for 2 weeks + school Got Me..... i am back though. AND YEAH REAL AS HELL i like unironically thought that was something made up for television. but it Is really great that they exist irl. tons tons tons of fun to work on it and then see the result hehehehe...... and thankies!!!!! i will defo in the future. and hey its been around a month so!!!! hows your tattoo!!!!!! also if i may ask what is it Of...... AND REAL LIKE. make up your damn mind. today especially was a weird day cos its cloudy but SO hot out. and godddd yeah. me when the neurodivergence makes my neurons divergent. but at least i get back on my meds Soon...... hopefully....... i have an appointment at least. and oh nice!!!! i am unfortunately seeleless but maybe i will get sparkle......... one day......... saving for firefly right now tho. shes so cool i love her. AND ALSO ISNT IS SOOO COOL THAT SHE IS ACTUALLY CANONICALLY MEI. its so cool its so cool. scratched my brain just right. tho i actually havent finished the trailblaze mission yet bc i failed the second dominicus fight JSHD. cos of the forced tb in the party. hell on penacony. and yeah she does!!!!! also how did your pulls go??? good luck if you havent gotten her yet. i wanted boothill before i found out that firefly is right next patch so. Rerun perhaps. AND YEAH SAME like. What was even the point. i need to get my bailu built better first tho..... Augh. one must imagine star rail players happy. I NEED TO BUILD PELA TOOOOOO and im unfortunately weltless But im planning to get him from the 300 on standard since i still havent hit that. somehow. and ahhhh yeah thats fair, tbf my clara team is just pulled together by. March 7th. but she does her damn job so who am i to complain!! and oh good luck with arlecchino!!!! i cant play genshin anymore, fortunately or not, but i Did get back into arknights recently so. theres that. and auugh i have the same with gepard [yes lightcone, no him]. AND YEAH SHE REALLY DOES MAKE SU EASY. god i love her. and hey congrats!!! yeah i like g&g more as well even if it does not like me. but ah what can you do....... also running chars on scuffed gear is just like. A canon experience i feel. and Yes i have......... augh. and ooh nice!!!! havent heard of the third one i think?? and yeah bartender event Was a lot of fun. also DONT WORRY AB IT as you can see. am Very Late as well.

[bronsinseele]

hhi lee!!! i hope youre having/had a super-duper great day !! 💜💜💜 i was wondering (since i know theres. much discourse around it in the community.) if there were any hi3 or ggz characters you'd actually like to see expies of, in genshin? -> and,, if there is,, how would you like their stories & characters to be treated in that situation !!!!!!!! :''3

HAIIII CREPE ILYYYY <3333 i am having a fine day :) played a bunch of hi3 and got my friend who wants arle to 60 wishes!! if im honest i did not know there was discourse kjabdkjnsbhdk BUT!!

the obvious answers are, of course, bronya and seele bc i love them and it would mean im a step closer to being able to have a kiamei bronseele genshin team that i can use everyday and ive already talked about tsaritsa bronya (and thus previous cryo archon cocolia) and ive briefly mentioned how interesting it would be to have the seele(s) have some kind of connection to the primordial sea because of her backstory..... <- i don't want it to be the same backstory though for seele. im still unsure about how to write her story in a way that's compelling in part bc im not finished w it!! ill probably develop more thoughts after finishing this arc and reading more ggz. aside from them though.. hm..........

fu hua. sniffles i genuinely think she could be such a fascinating character since her character deals with memory and grief and emotion which is also a biiiig thing in all of liyue's lands (rite of parting and guizhong for the AQ, bosacius with the chasm, the conflict between lingyuan and fujin) not exactly sure i'd like her to be an adeptus though? i haven't finished her story yet but i think it'd be fun to lean into the elseworlds of it all and have her be a martial artist who just started a martial arts academy :''''' it'd be a callback to the taixuan sect. but i'd also really really really want the memory aspect to play some kind of role with her i think it'd be so so interesting if irminsul was somehow connected with her story, even if in a very inconsequential way but im not sure that'd be good for. yk genshins overall story.

oughhh i cant list every taixuan sect member but i think it would be soooo interesting to see lingshuang here and lixue... <- no idea what their stories would be though. god fuck it all what if in this world lixue's mom didnt die when she was young i hate my life.

i also think playable owlana would be adorable but also. can i trust homophobic genshin players w them. i dont think i can. but i do want them to be happy :(

i dont think i want anymore flamechasers? but the most interesting one to put in a genshin scenario would probably be griseo (though theres already a theory about her relating to genshin so.)

it would also be interesting to see some kind of reference to one of sirin's friends :')

[fictionfixations]

the entirety of my genshin impact acc (mostly)

not gonna delete stuff on my laptop so im switching to mobile briefly

i dont think my phone can handle genshin (i had to delete a bunch of apps to even download it. hh.) so. im probably never playing again. (ill try to keep up with the story. or i might just procrastinate. idk. it was during sumeru i faced like burnout and playing became more of a hassle and i just gave up during the dessert like bruh i cant with this exploration. cyno i love you but those scarabs man holy shit i dont have the patience. and then fontaine came out and i LOVED it. but im still exhausted and admittedly the newest updates dont appeal to me anymore. maybe its just because ive lost interest. idk.)

was saving for arlecchino so here we are

MOST IMAGES ARE HERE: https://www.hoyolab.com/article/27640059

(image limit there is 100 so if characters had constellations and all i wanted to show was that i had them, i just showed the constellations cuz u can see whose who on the side)

f2p. got like a welkin moon(?) from a giveaway but i didnt log in to all the days because i was procrastinating from genshin

and screw you diluc

(i gave furina his sword because i dont have that many 5star swords)

this was on wanderer but since he became on my team i gave it to wriothesley

(i think some of these artifacts were stolen from cyno)

I JUST REMEMBERED. okay so. first i got heizou. then i got wanderer. then i got kazuha. so what happened is heizou had the viridescent whatever the name is set. then i gave it to wanderer. and then i gave it to kazuha while giving wanderer the artifacts for him.. so heizou just got left in the dirt. oop.

cant be bothered to go through all the elements so take dendro (all i remember is that anemo traveler is maxed out on constellations)

(switched to jp VA ever since tighnari's old va.. yknow. cuz i hated hearing his voice and he was on my team then)

before i think she had like the 4 piece set which i think gave like the bubble thing?

(i dont use claymores)

[justadekusimp]

Hey, I waswonderng if you could do a romantic match-up for Horimiya, Haikyuu, and My Hero?

Name/Alias: Kei

Pronouns: (she/her) (she/they)

MBTI: INTP 5w6

Hobbies: Playing piano and guitar, drawing, writing, reading (Manga, horror, romance), listening to music, cooking, sleeping!, watching anime, solving puzzles, looking into random things I found interesting in obscure detail, playing video games (star rail, genshin, otome, minecraft.)

Physical traits: short black fluffy layered hair, 5'2, aesthetic is hard to describe like goth grunge streetwear on psychedelics? But also dark academia, rather pale, light blue 'cat eyes', glasses

Likes + Dislikes: LIKES- Cats, puzzles, challenges, being by myself, weird, obscure and unsettling things?, night-time, comfort!!, the city, music, observing people and figuring them out if they interwst her. DISLIKES- Hypersexualization of minors and women, loud noises, expectations, deadlines, close-mindedness, illogical reasoning.

I want my character to be from each anime I want a matchup from

Cats or dogs + favorite animal + any pets?: CATS (love them both tho <3), Favorite animal is rabbits and bat's, I have 6 pets (cats dogs and rabbits)

Favorite color: purple, blue, black

Favorite music genre: Rock, indie, pop (Rob Zombie, Arctic Monkeys, Freddie Dredd, TV Girl, Nirvana, Tame Impala, ext.)

Siblings: 2 younger siblings

Age range for characters: 16-20

Preferred gender of characters: male

Anything else:

Looks androgynous

Quiet when around new people, kind of shy, asocial loner, witty, VERY intelligent, observant, sarcastic, curious, sort of rebellious, laid-back, tired, kind of aloof, can be intimidating when angry or when trying to figure something out, like challenges, can be accidentally flirty, very good at reading people, loyal, acts confident and is in my abilities not so much otherwise, not very expressive emotionally, when I am comfortable with someone I could talk to them for hours, I have autism and am insecure about it so i dont tell anyone, (I aso have ptsd, depression, social anxiety, and maladaptive daydreaming disorder.) I forget things easily, vERY bad at remembering names so I come up with nicknames for people that I can remember, likes dark baggy clothes, has great fashion taste, likes the city, favorite subject is psychology, philosophy, and math. likes anime, Manga, space, conspiracy theories, horror movies and stories, anything scary. Very stubborn and has a soft spot but only shows it those closest to me, has insomnia and frequent nightmares. likes energy drinks and coke. I am either bisexual(with strong male pref) or aroace, can't tell yet but I've never had a crush before. (One of) my toxic trait is that I can't tell if I love or hate nice people, does not trust easily, very suspicious of people and can read them easily. likes helping people but doesn't show it very much.

Sorry love, I don't do match-ups anymore,

BUT-

I do compatibility tests. Choose 3 specific characters and I can use what you already wrote to check compatibility with certain characters. <3

[depressedcatgirl]

ok so its not purely due to how the fandom portrays them as i kinda hate what hoyoverse is doing with her. Hoyoverse you've already done the whole "100+ year old human in the body of a cute tsundere-ish anime girl" trope already, it's getting kind of old (no pun intended). I really hate how they're marketing her and giving her fanservice and how they're trying so so hard to ship her with the male mc...it's sort of like the hsr firefly situation again but at least i liked her as a character so it was almost bearable. The thing is that i wouldn't really be complaining about it if they gave the same treatment to the male characters and if the fandom would just shut up about her and her "haters". It's very obvious that hoyoverse has given up on trying to appeal to its female/gay audience and is now solely trying to appeal to the waifu gacha crowd.

But man...i fucking hate how the fandom is talking about this character and 70% of my hate for this characters comes down to unfunny memes posted about her and memes complaining about the people that dont like this character. I really hate the whole "i love old hags" thing when it comes to memes related to her...no you dont like old hags you just like cute anime girls who say they are 100+. Then there are the "memes" complaining about people who dont like her...pretending as if hoyoverse aren't trying to push her to be shipped with male mc. And then there are the people who are making fun of people who say she is "goonerbait"...i really do hate that word but for once i do have to agree with them...she is ""goonerbait"" in the sense that she ticks off all the boxes to be the next gacha waifu of the week and hoyoverse knows this. And then there are the people that claim that people are saying that she is "lolibait"...who tf is saying shes "lolibait"??? was it like one unhinged person on twitter or tiktok saying this so now you think that half of the fandom is saying it? its dumb but also you are not controversial for liking an adult anime girl who is clearly meant to be simped for. I know ppl have really dumb takes in this fandom but youve got to realize they are in the minority right?

so anyway tldr: i dont hate many characters but she is an exception apparently, mostly due to how the straight male fandom portrays her. Honestly she's taken the spot away from other characters i've disliked in the past for similar reasons like raiden, firefly, and lingsha. I think natlan is kinda bad or mid at best (at least its better than inazuma lol). It sucks going from sumeru and fontaine to whatever this is. I don't know if or when i will return to genshin because if i wanna play the new story in 6.0 i'll be forced to play through natlan...

also i really should've unsubscibed from r/genshinmemepact because holy fuck the memes there are so unfunny its insane. 50% of the memes i see is just complaining about twitter ppl disguised as a meme...the other 50% is just reposted videos and comics, horny art posted as a meme, and old memes from years ago that someone reposted. Honestly should probably not use reddit in general if im being honest. I literally dont know why i made an account years ago but its just one of those things i impulsively check on every hour like tumblr...I'm just lucky i never liked twitter enough to do it with that...at least not anymore.

new hoyoverse character i hate almost exclusively due to how the fandom portrays them just dropped

[nicohischier]

MORE ISSUES I HAVE ACTUALLY

[rinzis]

what your favourite genshin impact character says about you: no holding back edition

i’m finally allowed to post again!!! great joy

aether/lumine: you’re basic as hell sorry . also stop fighting over who the better twin is they’re literally the same person but different genders. you’re pretty fun to be around ig but i feel like you eat food off the floor. 5 second rule not 5 hour rule ok

amber: ok i’ve actually met a bunch of people whose fav is amber and you guys are actually really sweet but pls learn when to stfu you’re so loud . also you guys go feral whenever someone (everyone else in the fandom) says amber sucks like chill bae

kaeya: jesus fucking christ your horny is off the scale. every kaeya stan i’ve ever met cant keep it in their pants. and we know the only reason you like him is bc of his giga bouncer supreme ultra man rack 3000. stop saying you want him to smother you with his tits. get some help.

lisa: YOU GUYS ARE COOL AS HELL!!!!!! as someone who relates to lisa you’re very cool. most chill people to be around and you’re definitely super smart. not lazy but just reserved. 11/10. oh btw do you use her for climbing?

diluc: do you have daddy issues? you guys definitely have a thing for the tsundere archetype and you probably like zhongli too. just admit you want diluc to do the kabedon thing on you and move on. we know what you’re like. also how does it feel being so short? i swear every diluc stan is small as hell

jean: YOU GUYS are so sweet pls whenever i play co op with a jean main it’s just like wow you’re so strong and nice and thanks for healing my entire team wow........ however although you’re so responsible you probably enjoy cancelling people on twitter for fun . sorry

venti: VENTI STANS. I LOVE YOU. is it partially because i myself am a huge venti stan? yeah no. you probably missed out on his first banner and are saving for his rerun..... same......... anyways you guys give off the best vibes n it’s always so fun to be with you. i love you all

razor: i have one question for you guys . did you either like warrior cats or were you a wolf kid?

albedo: you guys are so smart wtf !!!!!!!!! you’re so rational in co op mode too and if you have albedo you probably use him as a sub dps for your teammates bc you’re so good at reading situations........ then again you also have some weird shit going on like cmon it’s milk after cereal you psychopaths

sucrose: you either kin sucrose or are creepy sorry . ok but she’s so underrated like her passive 3........ WOAH.............. you definitely use her in spiral abyss,,, also are you a burnout successful kid who used to kiss teachers’ asses and middle school was a breeze before getting to college/university and realising that professors don’t give a shit anymore? wow who would have guessed

diona: wannabe catgirls assemble! please move on from your warrior cats phase you’re almost as bad as the razor stans but you’re adorable too. you probably want qiqi or klee but don’t have them so you’re settling for diona

barbara: thanks for healing my team in co op barbara stans !!!! you guys are genuinely so nice omg thank you for being so reliable all the time,,, do you highlight your notes so it’s more art than notes? yeah that’s what i thought

mona: ok if no one else is gonna say it i will,,, no one understands shit about your astrology thing going on. i’m a caprisun? great

bennett: YOURE ALL ADORABLE. thanks for helping us out in co op!!!! you definitely advocate for bennett rights and yes pls do,,,, we all love benny deep down!!!! you either don’t have him or have him at like C218372

fischl: jojo stans

just kidding but you all probably act like fischl irl. also did you have an emo phase

klee: ok if your favourite is klee you definitely don’t have her . waiting patiently for klee’s rerun!!!! shes just so adorable and so are you guys,,,,, so fun to be around !!!!! you probably have diluc and hate him

noelle: you guys....... the rarest of the rare. you love trying to convince people that she’s a great healer dps n everything else...... no bae you probably use her because you like geo and claymores like hmm yes i will now hit things hard with my big sword and rock power

ok onto liyue now sweats nervously

childe: you guys are ALL simps. ALL OF YOU. go n touch some grass bro!!!!! you either think he’s super sexy or you bully him and make the ed sheeran jokes (not funny) . you follow griffin burns on tiktok too dont you

zhongli: you either love him for his gentle demeanour or you want him for his fat giga dumptruck 3000. make up your minds!!!!! you guys are so clueless in co op mode but you’re hilarious. you probably have his energy recharge at like 200% so you can use his ult and hear I WILL HAVE ORDER every 4 seconds

xiao: STOP GROWLING AT PEOPLE. every xiao main is so aggressive not joking . yeah the only reason you saved for him is because you want to stare at him all day n listen to him growling . you guys genuinely scare me . no he would not hold ur hand and do cute things with you,,,,,, if given half the chance he’d probably decapitate you

ningguang: alright jeff bezos, hand over the cash. yeah so you’re either rolling in it or want to be her sugar baby. but you guys have such an intimidating aura like playing with ning mains is just .... you always build her so well she’s an absolute tank!!!!!! thanks for scaring the shit out of me but also protecting me

beidou: YOU GUYS. you’re fun to be around but i also feel like you could probably destroy me in 3 seconds flat !!!!!!!! do you hate diluc too? i love playing with you guys because all i hear is TO ASHES every 2 seconds and she’s just cool as hell so yeah i really like beidou stans. i feel like you all have her so congrats

qiqi: you’re so cute,,,,, best healer !!!! you probably love playing qiqi because her skills look so cool and you prefer playing heal/support,, if you don’t have her you just love her bc she’s so tiny . spoiler alert but do you have a thing against xiao for killing her lol

xiangling: you’re so chaotic help,, you definitely pair her with xinyan too because you give off the most uncontrollable vibes,,,,,,, did you level her to use her in the spiral abyss or do you just think polearms are neat and don’t have xiao or zhongli

xinyan: please reread xiangling paragraph but replace polearm with claymore . you like either bring me the horizon or bubblegum pop there’s no in between

chongyun: you’re all the nicest people ever and you’re so chill . you love chongyun with your whole hearts and i adore you !!!!!! the animation of him eating the popsicle melts your hearts (no pun intended) and you just think he’s really cool :( ily all

xingqiu: chongyun vibes but make it kinda unnerved . burnout successful kids 2.0 ,,,,, are you clever too? you also love xingqiu and believe he’s worthy of being a 5 star with his heal and damage reduce !!!!! he’s so helpful wtf and so are you . please stop going on about his legs though it’s highkey weird asf

keqing: COOL PERSON SYNDROME! i main this gal so i love you all . do you get as mad as i do when people say she doesn’t deserve to be a 5 star? yeah . are you a procrastinator and try and take lessons from keqing but are just so lazy? do you use her teleport because you can’t be bothered to climb mountains? yeah that’s what i thought

ganyu: you’re all the nicest people alive and i adore you all . thanks for being so kind in co op mode . every ganyu main i’ve met is so sweet and you’re all so powerful too woah....... you hate the cocogoat jokes too >:( pls mihoyo give her more attention !!!!!

scaramouche: you have rights guys we know you exist. also we know you want him to be playable. we know that you think his hat is neat. we know you love this shawty but please be quiet.

signora: wait you guys exist

hu tao: you prank people for fun like pls stop im so on edge when youre around . plus i feel you laugh at videos of babies falling over n shit,,,,,,, you cant wait for her banner but also please shut the fuck up

dainsleif: please leave me the fuck alone we did 1 (one) quest with him and you’re all obsessed with him . ok second hand dmitri from fire emblem you want a medal for being a fucking simp?

[bobataeminsuga]

everyone's talking about music in your asks so i wanna know what your music hcs are for the genshin boys 👉👈

anon im so sorry for taking so long to reply but i really thought about it... and this is the first time ive ever made like a list of hcs so bear with me

i didnt know whether you meant hcs for the type of music they listened to or like them as musicians so i kinda did both

Genshin boy’s music headcannons under the cut!!

characters: kaeya, diluc, venti, albedo, bennett, razor, xingqiu, chongyun, zhongli, childe, xiao, scaramouche, aether, dainsleif

kaeya:

I get big sweater weather by the neighbourhood vibes from him

bi icon i guess

He loves the neighbourhood

Daddy issues by the neighbourhood yessir

He can play the guitar. his voice is okay, he’s not bad, he can sing and its really nice but its not the prettiest out of all the genshin boys

he loves serenading people and it just works bro, he knows exactly how to make people fall for him

diluc:

a lot of ppl say he would listen to like emo music or something but he listens to classical music

i mean he's a nobleman after all

he grew up learning the piano so he fell in love with classical music at a young age

unlike kaeya, he doesnt serenade people, instead you can find him playing piano at midnight, very captivating (i think i said this in a previous post lol)

hates it when kaeya gets control over the music

definitely the "pop music is so annoying and meaningless" bitch

venti:

nicki Minaj

I dont know why but nicki Minaj

Maybe doja cat too ngl

tbh venti just loves every genre of music

but he really loves everything the nameless bard has ever sung to him - whether it was an original song or not

Learnt every instrument just so he could play the nameless bard’s music wherever he went - venti loves him and his music very much

albedo:

Something magical

ghibli soundtracks maybe?

he likes merry-go-round from howls moving castle that's for sure

maybe chill vibey music

Luke chiang, maybe?

I wouldn’t be surprised if he could play the piano too but violin me thinks… or maybe viola just to prove how much better he is at music theory oooh so fancy he can read alto clef even though violas suck

Only sings lullabies to klee, doesnt sing otherwise, but he has a very calming and pretty singing voice, everyone wishes he sang more (khoi dao singing :,) )

bennett:

number one victory royale- no jk he doesn't listen to that shit unironically

bennett likes Wilbur Soot

really likes your new boyfriend

but other than that he really likes music with deep lyrics, he likes meaningful things

he also really likes singing, he's not that great at it but he loves it and he wants to get better at it

would probably be a band kid, probably plays the trumpet or something

razor:

razor doesn't really understand music

he doesn't have a favourite genre or artist or song

but he really likes bennett's singing

even if bennett thinks he's bad, razor likes listening to him sing, he thinks bennett is the best singer in all of teyvet

he doesn't know this wilbur soot guy, he thinks those are bennett’s songs and that bennett wrote im in love with an egirl about fischl and doesn’t know how to feel about that

Razor cant play any instruments but if he did maybe drums??? Hm… 

xingqiu:

everyone thinks he likes classical music - which he does, its just not his favourite

he listens to cavetown me thinks

like i think he listens to cavetown if you get what im saying

Sings lemon boy to chongyun even if he isnt a good singer

He plays the flute, not the best, he’s still learning

his older brother plays the violin and they often argue about which is the better/worse instrument

chongyun:

rnb? I get an rnb vibe from him

maybe krnb? like junny and crush

Chongyun is very swaggy imo so i feel like he’d like swaggy chill music therefore krnb

Not the biggest fan of cavetown but if xingqiu is listening to this is home then chongyun knows he has to be there to comfort him and sits through the song anyways 

Chongyun doesnt play any instruments, he sings all the time without realizing it though

he has a very nice voice and xingqiu always tells him this but he doesnt believe this (kinsens singing voice ;-;)

zhongli:

yet another classical music enjoyer

doesnt really mind other genres but he doesnt really like rap

also really likes old rock

journey, the Beatles, queen, he loves it all

but his favourite song is the song guizhong sings to the glaze lilies, nothing can replace that

Cant sing for shit, which is why he cant pick glaze lilies himself

Cant play any instruments either, playing music was always guizhong’s thing, not really his so he never bothered learning

childe:

pop music, whatever’s on the radio im sorry white boy

but also… hayloft? I feel like he would listen to hayloft but the question is would he listen to hayloft?

Surprisingly listens to rich brian bc he heard scaramouche listening once and loved it

Can sing, like he gets the notes right and stuff, nobody wants to hear it though (im so sorry griffin burns)

But sometimes he sings lullabies to tonia, anton, and teucer and :,)

Knows a little bit of piano - he had to teach tonia a bit back home bc they couldnt afford a piano teacher for her until he became a harbinger

xiao:

my chemical romance- nah I'm just joking he likes calming music, mcr and music like that would actually get on his nerves

he likes whatever venti plays

which makes him another big fan of the nameless bard - he doesnt know the songs aren’t venti’s though

JOJI

I think he likes joji, slow dancing in the dark and like you do are his favourites

Agoraphobic by corpse husband

Wishes he knew more about music but whenever venti offers to teach him he gets all “an adeptus doesn’t need to know such things”

He only sings to venti and the traveler whenever he thinks they’re asleep or sings them to sleep but he has sUCH A NICE VOICE (orz kinsen) - traveler and venti team up to get him to sing more

scaramouche:

CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME BUT YOU LOVE ME

Corpse husband.

literally just loud music with heavy bass I can see scaramouche listening to that

blasts that shit at the zapolyarny palace so that everyone knows he's there

signora hates it - childe, not so much but finds it a bit annoying sometimes

This man cant sing, he refuses to and he refuses to play an instrument

NO WAIT HE LIKES TAKAYAN

Cheating is a crime by takayan is his anthem

aether:

He likes whatever reminds him most of home, whatever makes him nostalgic

butterfly by bts

Youth by troye sivan

how to save a life by the fray

Mr loverman by ricky montgomery?

yeah sad music, he doesn't know where his sister is, he wants to go home, of course he'd be sad

Aether likes troye sivan, he gives me that vibe

Ukulele boy aether :o

He used to play the ukulele and sing with lumine (luyin kana’s voice :”) )

abyss prince aether tho hmmm… might be a different story, i feel like he wouldnt be a ukulele boy but he would still listen to sad music me thinks

dainsleif:

He doesn’t listen to music

Knows about music, but doesn’t listen to it

They say long ago he used to sing a lot, rumour has it he was one of the best singers in Khaenri'ah, he doesnt sing anymore

Hears aether singing and gets sad about lumine (or vice versa)

[onemillionvolts]

ALL OF THEM CYNO BELOVED DO ALLLLL THE ASKS!!!

you are the bestest ever do you know that you should probably know that

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

this is honestly so fucking funny to me thst this is the first one.... i will say.. no... i dont even know who it was so just to be safe. no

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?

no! only the homies <33

3. Have you taken someones virginity?

i have not

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

kinda? i definitely strggle with trusting people too much so not like. traditional trust issues but theyre there

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

yeah i just went to a party with scaramouche kunikuzushi last night (real)

6. What are you excited for?

tomorrow so i can finally chill out !! and to hang with the homies!! And dinner i'm fucking starving

7. What happened tonight?

it is 4 o'clock

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

i think it's disgusting when anyone gets really wasted LMFAO

9. Is confidence cute?

yes but i think there's a very fine line to it like if you're overly confident and cocky it becomes VERY unattractive

10. What is the last beverage you had?

technically water isn't a beverage but i'm not gonna be pretentious so. water

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

like.. 3? i don't know many people so all of them are family PFFFFF

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

nope! i don't have many jeans in general actually

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

that's a WEEK AWAYYY i dunno!! probably play genshin though if we're being honest

14. What are you going to spend money on next?

cyno!!! I'm guaranteed to win him so i'm gonna whale <33

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

not anymore 😁

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

that's a really heavy question tbh i think?? probably i mean, i don't ANTICIPATE it but i imagine it'll come? hopefully positive change HAHA

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

sadie. next questuon

actually to provide some context yeah i struggle to talk about anything with family so like... yeah sadie or the void of tumblr

18. The last time you felt broken?

like last night bro that was rough

19. Have you had sex today?

hahaaahahahahaha that's hilarious. no

20. Are you starting to realize anything?

i mean.. nothing really that i can think of at least. i'm sure there's something subconsciously? i guess me thinking about my mental problems counts cause like.. i'm definitely trying to focus more on that?

21. Are you in a good mood?

i wasn't because i have an awful neck ache but that ask made me feel better :(( /pos

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

no i don't do dangerous things im a pussy

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?

no mine are hazel and his are... like a gray blue i think? i don't remember???

24. What do you want right this second?

my fucking dinner

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

i mean judging from past experience id probably just be depressed bro

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

mhmm! never dyed it though i'd like to in the future

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

i think it's situational like obviously if i'm in too deep it's fine but humor is really important to me

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

genshin vr xiao cooking videos theyre really funny

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

not really honestly

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

situational i think. if someone has truly like... gone out of their way to redeem themselves from their past mistakes then yes, at least most of the time. but otherwise fuck no.

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

nah he's my best homie wtf 💪

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

who is this person you keep asking me abt i'd love to meet em

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?

no i drink too much of it i think. i swear they put addictive chemicals in those mcdonalds fountain drinks

34. Listening to?

oops! by yung gravy

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

nooo it feels... wrong

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

unfortunately not hell

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

i think so? i think i moreso believe in like... love at first meet or smth??

38. Who did you last call?

i have... no recollection. prolly my dad

39. Who was the last person you danced with?

no one <//3 i don't really dance

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

i was a dumb idiot is why

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

uuhh. Too long ago. PFFFF for real tho probably two months?

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

yeahahh both of em cause im a birthday boy

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

uhh no... starting to think this is for people who have had life experiences <333

44. Do you tan in the nude?

no i don't tan at all

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

yes and everything surrounding it (except meeting the best homie ever as a result ofc)

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

nooo i watched tiktoks cause i sleep later than my pals

47. Who was the last person to call you?

agian... idk probably my dad

48. Do you sing in the shower?

i don't </3 the only time i sing is in the car

49. Do you dance in the car?

no i sing in the car, were you not listening

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

mhmm! i'm bad at it very bad at it i'm better with a rifle PFFFF the one thing on my "stuff that weird men do" list that i haven't done is throw an axe. excited for that

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

gosh like.. five years ago? i hate getting my picture taken

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

NOOOOO i loovveeee musicals. i mean they ARE ultra cheesy but in a really good way. one time i went and saw a grinch musical it was great. the guy who played the grinch's dog was a little too into it i loved that guy

53. Is Christmas stressful?

personally i don't think so but i can see why others would think that

54. Ever eat a pierogi?

YEAAHHH i love them. i used to despise them sooooo much when i was younger tho

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?

i really am NOT a pie fan tbh.. but i'll say apple if i had to pick

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

hey i talked about this before! i never really thought about it honestly.. and tbf i haven't to this day. i'm a mess.

57. Do you believe in ghosts?

yes and i am fairly sure there are many living in my house

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

yeahh more often than i'd like to admit

59. Take a vitamin daily?

i'm SUPPOSED TO. and i TRY but i forget sooooo often cause i ammmmm irresponsible

60. Wear slippers?

i don'tttt i love slippers tho i want some <3

61. Wear a bath robe?

not once in my life PFFF

62. What do you wear to bed?

just a t shirt and pants/shorts depending on the temperature. basically whatever i wear once i'm out of the shower

63. First concert?

haven't been! i'd loveeee to go to a glass animals concert tho...

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

i say this as a big big target fan, but.. kmart. KMART. YOU WILL NEVER FUCKING TAKE KMART FROM ME. COME BACK KMART I MISS YOU. it makes me wanna cry

65. Nike or Adidas?

neither im poor

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?

cheetos. cheeto puffs

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

SUMFLOWER SEEEDS i hate peanuts. Only nut i wont eat 😵

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

hmmmmm. style. or wildest dreams

69. Ever take dance lessons?

nope PFFFF

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

my hypeman 💪 /j

but uh.. not particularly?

71. Can you curl your tongue?

YEAAHAHA I CAN. puttin that on my resume

72. Ever won a spelling bee?

noooo but i was rlly smart as a kid so i probably would've. i'm dumb as shit now tho.. i'm out here googling the most simple words

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

yeahh i have! can't exactly remember the last time though

74. What is your favorite book?

i can't read. but uh seriously... probably goosebumps. big goosebumps fan

75. Do you study better with or without music?

WITHOUTTT. i can't do ANYTHING to music except draw. it always steals my attention

76. Regularly burn incense?

NO but i would absolutely love to more often

77. Ever been in love?

Unfortunately

78. Who would you like to see in concert?

OOOOHH glass animals... imagine dragons... starset..

79. What was the last concert you saw?

STOP RUBBING IT IN

80. Hot tea or cold tea?

hot tea 1000000%

81. Tea or coffee?

more of a tea guy myself but can't say i've had enough coffee to really stake claim to tea superiority.....

82. Favorite type of cookie?

chocolate chip i'm so basic <33 big fan of sugar cookies too.

83. Can you swim well?

WELL is probably a stretch. i'm a fine swimmer but i have really bad breath capacity and stamina

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

i.. didn't know that this was something that people weren't able to do? like i thought this was just.. a thing

85. Are you patient?

SOMEEEETIMES. definitely depends on the situation but i try my best to be

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?

band? i mean, either works kinda i don't really have a big preference.. the only wedding i've ever been to had one bluetooth speaker and a playlist sooooo

87. Ever won a contest?

yeah i won the biggest tighnari stan contest

88. Ever have plastic surgery?

i haven't! idk if i ever would honestly surgery really scares me no matter how much i hate my face PFFFF

89. Which are better black or green olives?

NONE fuck olives fuck olives soooooooo much

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

as long as you wear socks it dosn't count

91. Best room for a fireplace?

living rooom... though i can't say i've ever had one i would LOVE ONE it just makes the room feel so much cozier

92. Do you want to get married?

aww are you proposing? /j

BUT SERIOUSLY i'm not sure. it's kinda a question that's hard to answer when you're single

[anonymous-eggy]

first of all you nightmare of a person, I know the fuck ur not talking to ME with those salad fingers of yours. i bet they drag behind you when you walk, everybody knows you're coming from the scrape sound. at them bbqs you dont even need to use tongs, u just use your spider fingers and your brain won't even comprehend the pain. fingers so long. SECOND of all u little demon spawn, you literally main kaeya in genshin. half the time we play co op u follow me around like a lost little hobbit child "wahh need help with puzzles" all the while ur wandering around flower fields and im over here grinding for u, unlocking every damn chest. ur lucky i havent robbed you blind. ungrateful punk. THIRD OF ALL you wear cowboy boots with ankle socks. FOURTH of all little boy ur cat just told me they love ME more than you and wish i would come take them back home with me. and i know ur only bitter abt ralph bc u cheated on nicky with him and now cant stop that i tell u he looks like he has bills to pay and an oxygen tank. speaking of n*cky tell his goofy ass to lose the hat. its atrocious and ugly. i bet he wears clown shoes too. you have matching pairs u snake defender. and tell ralph to lose the ugly bowler hat before i knock him fucking silly. ur built like that dude from apple jacks. the cinnamon stick. but with the height of the apple. go back to devouring coffee beans and keep my name OUT OF UR MOUTH.

xoxo- ur worstie <3

Im- there's a lot to unpack here. I'm gonna ignore the fact that you just BULLIED ME FOR HAVING LONG FINGERS, ANON. How mysterious I WonDEr wHo tHIs AnOnYMoUs BuLLy iS 😢

YEAH I'M A NIGHTMARE OF A PERSON, BUT AT LEAST I LOOK SEXY AS FUCK WHILE BEING A NIGHTMARE.

I DONT MAIN KAEYA! I JUST LIKE HAVING HIM ON MY TEAM BC I LIKE HIS FRUITY LIL WALK AND HE'S ONE OF MY STRONGEST CHARACTERS. SO WHAT IF I LIKE KEEPING HIM ON EVERY SINGLE TEAM?! HE'S A GOOD CRYO CHARACTER.

Listen- I play the damn game at my own pace. so what if I'm a little slow and don't know how to do every thing 😤 I NEVER ASKED YOU TO GET ALL THOSE CHESTS, I LITERALLY TOLD U THAT U DIDN'T HAVE TO. YOU WERE THE ONE WHO LEFT ME BEHIND. ZOOMING OFF WITH UR COOL ASS CHARACTERS WHILE I'M JUST TRYING TO KEEP UP. YOU SAID "oH iTs nO bIG dEaL I wAnT tO hELp yOu"

NEW FLASH: YOU DONT NEED TO DO IT TO KEEP ME AROUND YOU CAN JUST BE YOU. I WOULD RATHER HAVE FUN FIGHTING ENEMIES BESIDE U.

YOU CANT SAY S H I T ABT ME DEFENDING A SNAKE, YOU DEFEND AND ACTIVELY WANT TO FUCK CHILDE YOU DUMBASS CLOWN STOP YELLING AT A MIRROR. I HAVE NO ATTRACTION TOWARDS RALPH I JUST WANT TO FIX HIM AND FORCE HIM TO BE MY TIRED BEST FRIEND/ IMPULSE CONTROL.

I DONT WANT HIS ASS I HAVE NICKY. NICKY HAS THE SUPREME ASS AND THIGHS COMBO. HE AND HIS CUTE HAT (WHICH ISNT UGLY STFU) HAVE ALL OF MY HEART. I WANT HIM TO SUFFOCATE ME BETWEEN THOSE SEXY THIGHS. I LIKE RALPH BUT THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I WOULD EVER CHEAT ON MY HUSBAND WITH RALPH'S CRUSTY RECEDING HAIRLINE.

I GET IT. HE LOOKS OLD. BUT HE DOESNT LOOK AS OLD AS YOU SAY HE DOES. HE LOOKS LIKE THE FATHER THAT DITCHED HIS HOT MILF WIFE WHEN HE FIGURED OUT SHE WAS PREGNANT AND NOW HE REGRETS IT.

RALPH HAD A REALLY REALLY ROUGH CHILDHOOD. THATS A REASON, NOT AND EXCUSE. YEAH. HE WAS A RAT. HE'S SELF SERVING. BUT THATS HOW YOU HAD TO BE TO SURVIVE.

AND I CAN TEACH HIM THAT HE DOESNT HAVE TO BE THAT WAY ANYMORE.

YEAH SO UR BASICALLY JUST JEALOUS BC ME AND NICKY HAVE MATCHING OUTFITS AND UR NOT INCLUDED IN OUR MAKE OUT SESSIONS. UR PATHETIC ALL U HAVE TO DO IS ASK, BITCH.

SO WHAT IF I'M BUILT LIKE THE CINNAMON STICKS LITTLE BROTHER FUCK OFF. I DONT EAT COFFEE BEANS RAW YOU GREMLIN LOOKING ASS OOMPA LOOMPA. WHO LET THE GARGOYLE ON TUMBLR TF. SOMEONE COME PICK UP UR ANGRY LITTLE BLIND CHIHUAHUA ITS BARKING AT A FUCKING BUSH INSTEAD OF ME.

okay but to be fair, I also believe Ralph should lose the damn bowler hat.

xoxo- your beloved victim of anon hate 💞