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The face of greed
#ratblr#fancy rat#doofus posting#rats#petblr#she crawled into her food bag as i was refilling her food bowl#i had to take the pic so fast
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[softly, and with a lot of feeling] holy shit
#it went from 'pretty cool! :)' to TRANSCENDENTAL so FAST--#we'd been out there a couple hours taking pics because it was hard to see much of anything besides 'well there's SOMETHING' with naked eye#and we had literally just folded up our lil picnic blanket and picked up our stuff to go back to the car when it was like.#hey is it just me or is that really bright suddenly. HEY IS IT JUST ME OR IS THAT SUPER BRIGHT AND VISIBLE SUDDENLY??#I wish it had been possible to get an accurate naked-eye-view photo-- I don't want to forget how it was to be there#it was incredible 😭#wish my tripod hadn't broken when we got there but I think I did okay with what I had to work with#about me#photography#husband
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BESTEST WIDDLE SNAKEY WAKEY.
I can't believe my son is 18!! I estimated a birth date for him to be about a month before I got him in fall of 2006, since he was such a widdle month-old baby sneky. I always try to get a good birthday pic of him - especially after he eats and gets the good yawns in.
Pretty soon, he'll be off to snake college, for snakes. Dunno how we're gonna afford those ssssnudent loans.
Image description below the cut:
First photo is an albino corn snake (species name: Pantherophis guttatus) peeking out from behind a fake flower on a rocky hide (a house inside the tank where reptiles can feel secure and hidden). The snake is flicking his tongue out. Only his head is visible in the photo. Caption on the photo reads: Demo's 18th birthday. August 9, 2024.
Next photo is the same snake, but in a clear, close-up, detail photo. Each scale is clearly defined. He has red eyes and pink cheeks, and pale white patterns on an off-white body. The scales on his head are shaped to follow the different planes of his face. The scales on his neck (and body, not shown) are uniform and scallop-shaped.
The next three photos are sequential. The same snake appears with his mouth barely open. Then, his mouth is wide open in a yawn. His cheeks look so smooshy. His head is shaped the way a snap hairclip opens, curved upwards, and it's funny and cute. His mouth has ridges inside, but no teeth or fangs are visible (because his teeth are too tiny to be photographed politely, and he does not have any fangs). The last photo in the sequence has the snake with his mouth still open, but the top of his head is a normal shape again as he begins to end the yawn.
#snake#snakes#corn snake#snow corn#snek#sneks#snekblr#reptile#reptiles#Pantherophis guttatus#Elaphe guttata#cute#pets#pet birthday#18#tank is bare in the pics bc i ran out of spoons while washing everything#i forgot i have to wash decor outside and it got dark and i didnt wanna get bug bites so i had to...#...do a whole sink of heavy dirty dishes (not mine) AND wash the decor around the thawing meal for him#...and then disinfect the sink ofc bc i was at my limit after only getting the hide and water bowl washed#was gonna do it earlier in the day but ppl were moody downstairs#hes gonna sleep off that meal and sippy sip rn anyway (was already in his hide by the time i refilled my water and went back to my room)#i got a drinking vid but he was facing away from my vantage point and it makes him look like a hognose bc of refraction lol#anyway i gotta get ready for bed myself today was busy and i didnt even finish the one thing i planned to do bc im too tired#Cori.exe#Image.exe#i would do a silly edit like i usually do for demos bday but again i have no spoons rn#hhh added image description and now its almost midnight aa gotta post fast#*now its midnight lmao#ughhh i couldve been ready for bed in the amount of time it takes me to proofread an unacceptable number of times#anxiety is a mf 'what if i misspelled a word' 'what if this phrasing is awkward' mf im the only one that cares shut up
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First time meeting the Angel of grief (at golden hour) 🍂🪽
#didn’t know we had a replica of her in massachusetts#never mind right up the street in this gem of a little cemetery I drive by all the time#my girlfriend is actually the one who found it online then went in on a mission to find it for me#she got SO excited she found it super fast I didn’t think we would was getting dark and it’s a new spot#I was off taking pics and she ran over so excited#fucking beautiful man just stood quietly for a while looking#one of my favorite angel statues#imagine in the snow too#I wanted to go to mount auburn in the snow too and it never snows anymore#theres two so close to me that are so special now even more so#will be spending more time in there#there’s only so many replicas that’s so special to me#and so close to home#angels#autumn#mine#didn’t post these but this was from last week#went back yesterday#have so many pics 🙃#anyways love#🖤#🪽
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Ashurbanipal’s tank got reno’d yesterday!
+ bonus nap time piccies — he took to his new cave p quickly! 🐟💤
#bettablr#fishblr#I was happy he settled into the new cave so fast!#he tends to snooze very hard I kept 👁️👃👁️ checking on his breathing lmao#it freaks me out I’ve never had a betta conk out like he does#I was fighting for my life doing this btw#I kinda wish I was able to glue the plants in a different orientation but this is how it worked best#(I wanted them to fit against the wood as naturally as possible)#but im still relieved it worked out. the driftwood adds a lot more depth and color#the pics could be better but we know i'm gonna take more anyway 👼#Ashurbanipal
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this has been the most frustrating day and it’s only noon 😭
#my manager had a meltdown that i didn’t send pics that no one asked for#meanwhile i have a million things going on at the store bc our BF promo started#so i got added to four !!! group chats about it#and then this shipping company kept calling asking for our location to pick up rails#which apparently my company scheduled without asking me#and i don’t have any free rails so i had to turn them away three times#like i’m sorry but ask if i have any extra first ????#taking a deep breath bc i’m going to snap at someone fr#if i had the controller from click i would fast forward to january im already over it 😭#gg txt#sorry to complain i’m just tired of everything lol
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okay i shit yall not i was rewatching gortimer gibbon's life on normal street s2 episode 1 and at around 19:00 I SWEAR TO GOD i saw eduardo franco in the background. like. i did a double take. why does this guy look exactly like him
#sorry for the shitty image quality i had to take these pics very fast#please tell me im not imagining things. is this him. Is It Just Me Or Is This Him#??!?!?!?#eduardo franco#also side note please watch gglons. it's such an amazing show and so underrated#bee.txt
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ck: ok so you know how i went to sulani for that work trip, right? st: yeah! omg how was that by the way? how many dates did you end up going on, haha. ck: oh because you're one to talk.. st: heyheyheyhey!! just get back to what you were going to say. ck: well.. and hear me out for a second — i met this local- st: cece.. ck: what happened to hearing me out? st: ... fine ck: so i maybe happened to be talking you up to him and gave him your phone number and maybe have his to Also give to you :D st: dude.. you know i'm supposed to be slowing down the "dating" game T-T especially after- ck: i knoww.. but hey just give it a shot maybe? he's like. objectively cute! just take the number! who knows! st: ugh fine, but this is the last person you're setting me up with this year
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#so stevie maybe had a pregnancy scare with jace..#i panicked in game and terminated it so fast i forgot to take pics UH#but that's what the “after” is referencing ghdshfs#also felt like i needed more dialogue here than workable pictures i had to edit text into#so#yeah#dialogue !#ts4#ts4 screenies#ever after legacy challenge#ever after legacy gen1#taylors gen1#sim: stevie taylors#sim: cecilia kang
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Misc doodles ft Disco, Aran, and Hondo as well as my gal Kaori hehe
#punch out#punch out oc#Disco Kid#Aran Ryan#Piston Hondo#Kaori Cotton#just some character stuff hehe!!!#Kaori is a place above Aran in the world circuit#she can pack a punch and the two have a really terrible rivalry which is really funny#bc Kaori is so sweet so most of their fights outside of the ring consist of him stealing her candies and her gasping and smacking him#and then they beat each other up#0 to 100 those two#also doodle with Kaori and Hondo !!! they are taking a promo pic for advertisements n stuff#I think it’d be funny if the higher ups brought Kaori on to replace Hondo originally#but the fans were outraged and kaori climbed the ranks so FAST they had to cancel that plan#poor Hondo was ready to retire but nah he just got a pay raise to keep him on lol#Kaori brings him tea and oranges sometimes instead of the usual candy she brings to hand out to everyone#they like to sit and chat about stuff and Kaori is a bit of a ditz fhebxhsn#anyway I love them this has been my usual ramble in the tag fest
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“Nobody told me I’d be seeing UV breasts when I signed up for this shift” — sentences I didn’t think I’d be saying yet here we are
#for a show that was 90% bare flesh there was a lot of eye strain#there was one lady on the pole who nearly gave me a heart attack#listen my last shift had someone slice their face open so.#I did walk out thinking ‘hm maybe I SHOULD get back into drag’#I admit the only times I’ve been on a pole myself I was clinging for dear sweet life#‘just keep your core tight and let go!’ ‘mmmmmmNO’#I jumped and had to cover my eyes when she did a split drop#when the fire sticks came out I was just on the edge of my seat with terror#ended up having to open the doors early anyways bc there’s no ventilation and the smoke filled the theatre so fast people were coughing#very very badly. yet the alarms didn’t off?? comforting! :’)#bless some of the performers tho it’s such a health and safety nightmare and I’m also trying to stop people taking pics and running around#picking up glasses and bottles and trash. some of them were quite sweet and I was clearly spread too thin#the fire really did just put me on edge omg. I smell like fuel and I wasn’t even close to the stage lol#at intermission one of them (trying to sell me his tassels) said ‘well I hope you enjoy the 2nd act better!’#I enjoyed act 1 fine. fear + arrousal don’t often mix in my life. it’s just the accidents form I was worried about not the 15 bare bums#did stop for chips waiting for the bus. to clear out the smoke in my lungs lol
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My secondary advisor: I need a headshot
Me: I can either give you video game violence or a pic of my dog
#personal#I don't have many pics of myself#And so many of then I'm wearing headphones a durag a hat or a combination of the three#XD Had to take a pic against the wall so fast#There was no editing out my hand and my durag and the background
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Since that sports rpf breaking the containment post is making the rounds… does a fencing fandom exist on tumblr I REALLY need to know because every time I search it up here it’s either picturesque houses with wooden fencing or fanart of fence the comic…
I fenced recreationally for about 5 years, and because that was done rather unwillingly, I never actually got into the sport (as in I didn’t watch it whatsoever which is bad I know). However now that I’ll never be the one on the piste again it’s becoming increasingly compelling to me…
#the sport is filled with the Narratives that I love. the teammate-rival. a duel of strategy. the etiquette. how fucking FAST it is#the blade being an extension of yourself. taking care of it. the raw exhilaration of a victory (all those mask off Getty pics. god)#lifting yourself to glory nine minutes at a time. letting nine minutes and 14m of space decide your career.#also last year I watched a kvariety episode ft. the Korean men’s sabre team who had just won gold in the Olympics. their story is amazing#em speaks#additionally I will not name names but I used to know a guy who was good enough to be a part of team [redacted]#but he was tragically juuust not good enough to make it to the biggest competitions and the fact that he was poor didn’t help#I still think about him every so often. I hope he’s doing well he was the greatest he deserved the world#what tags do i put#fencing#foil#sabre#epee
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so my phone turns 1 today and i was checking it now and it totally glitched like 2 things overlapping out of nowhere so I closed the screen and when I tried to reopen it it only lets me either enter the code or scan my finger and unlock it anyway I can and the the screen is either blurred or there's nothing on it and I cant open anything the buttons don't respond and I cant even turn it off what the actual fuck I'm losing my mind fr
edit: i was able to force turn it off somehow bc it wasn't working and we're back random indian guys on youtube save the day once again
#i had a phone in hs that glitched out one day out of nowhere and i spent all#of a math class trying to get it to work and it was emptying out the battery fast#and when it finally turned off and i recharged it it went back to normal and never#did that again until i broke it in college when it fell out of my pocket as i was walking over a metal bar#this is a highend new-ish phone this should not be happening....#and out of nowhere too like. it was fine in my hand then lost it#wow anna said something#anna's shitposts#how am i supposed to sleep now if i cant even touch the alarm app#Also I added a bunch of shit in the tags but for some reason after I wrote like 4 paragraphs#Tumblr decided to eat my tags explaining this absolute shitshow and my brains too fried to remember#Or want to bother with explaining everything again so yeah weird ass coincidental timing#And none of the forced turning off ways worked until I clicked the off circle on#The emergency screen whole holding the button on the side at the same time bc when I clicked just#The screen circle it would stay on and was completely frozen#It was looking like it was gonna be stuck in non responsive blurred filter over the screen frozen potato mode#I legit have no idea what that was about one moment it was fine the next nothing worked#Giving my phone the bombastic side eye rn bc wtf was that abt it deadass had a stroke or smth#The button on the side to force turn it off legit didn't work no matter how long i held it I managed to by some miracle it had to be#I s2g if my phone somehow died out of nowhere while being very new and costing what it did I was abt to lose my mind fr#I was freaking out abt my pics and that I need to take it when I travel for the con on Friday thank fuck it worked
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I just passed the artwork on the wall again.
For the 1000th time wondering why she looks like my daughter with glasses on.
I don't even have a daughter.
#I fucking swear to you I don't do this shit on purposr#maybe I really am that fucked#well if a bitch rises from the dead the dick is so delicious (Smh).....#see the problem is I actually have a conscience about things and I will project my own guilt#the name of the got hard performance said it all#the rest of the time it was what the fuck is this shit#and I wonder if there are actual people there or if it was just another gan#and with humanity .. it could be either one#although I am getting pretty close the saying the party won the hunan race and men lost#like sneaking that hot pic in on me I know what you were doing#btw that conversation where you gave that to me I hated but the pics were too good#I am like....I don't wanna send a pic .. but damn you're hot irl I know#I would like a count of how many times you said where are you located#and we will see how red your ass gets#I might make my own hand hurt for that little bit of I Love you but as your brother I am gonna make you pay#I want you to consider that#and also I will give you at least 4 orgasms for every spank too so *shrugs*#pleasure means pleasure pain means pleasure#yes I did get a case of tunnel vision#everything went a little fuzzy after that but I was awake already when I came to....your ass went night night#also I fully admit I qm ignorant yo your emotional games you do on people#ah but *I* (I am both proud because you can't do it to me...unless I want it) am your greatest challenge#at least remotely#in person I just wanna lick you like a quickly melting ice cream cone in the middle of summer#what the fuck was with my fingers in middle school#what the fuck was that shit#mutation effects certainly but only like teasing of what it was#I mean look I would go as far as I had to#uh....did they take either of you within the confines of nature and time? yes then I can get there fast if I REALLY have to#these are not pleasant experiences attached to my usage of my powers
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"Slut!" | LN4 smau
lando norris x reader
summary: lando has a reputation of always bringing different girls home. somebody changes that
fc: random pinterest girls
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f1gossip Lando Norris caught kissing yet another girl! That’s the 3rd different one this week! Will his partying habits affect his driving?
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username1 W H O R E🫵🫵
username2 statistically, with all the girls he’s taking home, i have a chance
username3 yeah, no
username4 hey! so this is actually insane!
username5 how about we mind our business??
username6 This generation would not survive f1 drivers from 15 years ago
username7 fr the scandals back then💀
username8 why tf would this effect his driving???
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ln4fanpage pics of lando partying! from just this week alone😬
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username1 he’s so insane for this
username2 SIR YOUR TITS ARE OUT🗣️
username3 the shirt, the hair, the necklaces
username4 lord have mercy🤤
username5 HELLO??? I CANT BREATHE
username6 very mindful, very demure
username7 erm not really…
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yourusername update on my puppy: still cute🤗
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yourbff aww she’s so cuteee i miss her
friend1 so adorable!
friend2 bring her over!!
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yourusername i 🩷 pink
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yourbff i 🩷 u
friend1 so so pretty
friend2 cutieeee
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yourusername that was fun! even managed to get a cute boys number after spilling coffee all over him🤗
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yourbff you had no idea what was going on the whole time
yourusername but it was still fun!! thanks for the free hat!
friend1 okay girl you got rizz
friend2 ughh so jealous😍
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landonorris WOOHOOO P3!! Thank you Silverstone! You’ve been good to me😊
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username1 still not over that outfit
username2 cutie patootie
yourbff wish i got the chance to meet you😔
username3 not the charles leclerc driving pose💀
oscarpiastri Congrats mate!
username4 i love 444🥰
username5 he’s so—AHHHAJPKCJDUSNS
username6 GIMME the bucket hat
username7 the. out. fit.
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danielricciardo they grow up so fast🥺
maxverstappen1 You just broke a million teenage girls’ hearts
username1 NOOOOOOOO
username2 how could you do this to me??? what about the kids??
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yourbff why you soft launching the same time as lando norris💀
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username1 WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH LANDO NORRIS? FLOWERS??
danielricciardo her puppy is the dog version of you
username2 SHUT UP DID YOU GET A DOG
username3 THAT PUPPY IS SO CUTEEEE
username4 nah no way bro actually got a gf
username5 you’ve changed smh. bring back party lando😔✊
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yourusername look at this cutie
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yourbff happy for you🫶
friend1 THAT’S YOUR MAN??
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landonorris finally found the one for me🧡 (thanks for spilling coffee on me)
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username1 she’s adorable stop
username2 okay but what’s her puppy’s name?
yourusername pickles!
username2 STOP THATS SO CUTE
username3 i love her already
yourusername my sweetheart🫶🥰
username4 WAIT SO THAT PIC IN SILVERSTONE OF WITH THE BIG STAIN ON HIS SHIRT WAS WHEN THEY MET??
username5 she tweeted when it happened and it’s so funny, she had no clue who he was💀
maxfewtrell Congrats mate
danielricciardo About time!
username6 aww she was the one girl who was able to change him for the better
username7 no it’s literally so cute he used to take different girls home every week and no one could change that until he met her🥹
username8 her twitter is hilarious she fr had to clue who he was
username9 gimme that puppy
username10 bye sleeping on a highway tonight
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username1 OH MY GOD HES SO BABYGIRL
landonorris WHERE DID YOU GET THE LAST PHOTO
yourusername you're such a baby in it isn't it cute🥹
landonorris yes of course very cute😅
username2 con😭grats😭
yourbff you son of a bitch. you did it.
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now riddle me this .
since all the drivers talk about how hard the singapore gp is because its so hot and humid HOW ABOUT
singaporean fem driver reader whos used to the climate and her shenanigans with the f1 grid
idk i thought this would be a good idea 😢😢
summary; the singapore heat can't kill you, but the sight of oscar sweaty and disheveled just might
pairing; oscar piastri x fem! ferrari driver! reader [ no faceclaim ]
a/n; this is my thank you letter to @localwhoore for helping me with the oscar series, i owe you big time; also if anyone has any idea what to do when i hit 3k send me an ask
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scuderiaferrari The heat never bothered her anyway
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36rg P1 BABY IT'S OUR YEAR
gonestappen not for longggggg
gothfrogasly oh they're so hot for that (get it?)
buttonette_20 It's Oscar and Lando congratulating her mid interview for me
meepshoemaker WHERE buttonette_20 Post quali interviews!! They were walking by, Lando stopped to congratulate her and Oscar had the audacity to wink but it looked so awkward 😭 meepshoemaker bless his soul that boy has 0 rizz
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mclaren We, at McLaren, do not take a side in the conflict, and if we had to, it would be Oscar's. That said, here are some of the ways he looks at Y/N. Happy Race Day! 🧡
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sebwebb admin you're so brave for this
maxielhearter take a shot if mclaren admin knowing about oscassgate was on your bingo card
g3org3zilla NAHHHHHH THEY DIDN'T
mclaren Oh, yes, we did 😊 oscarpiastri 🤨
scuderiayn girl
mclaren Just doing my job 😊 scuderiayn how much did mick and max f. pay you to post this mclaren I plead the 5th maxfewtrell DUDE
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scuderiayn i won or whatever LANDO P2 BABYYYY
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forzapluto FERARRI WIN??? WHAT YEAR IS IT????
bottaswiththefur breaking the verstappen domination and being more excited about your buddy getting a podium is insane but not as insane as oscassgate
scuderiayn I JUST GOT A WIN AND WE'RE STILL TALKING ABOUT OSCAR'S ASS?? oscarpiastri You're no longer interested, then? scuderiayn oh charles_leclerc At last mickschumacher I teared up, they grow up so fast landonorris and if i said i caught him looking at your ass too what then scuderiayn you didn't landonorris no i didn't but like imagine if i did what then
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oscarpiastri Thank you @ charles_leclerc for revealing your DMs. Without you, it would have taken longer for this to happen.
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scuderiayn *being dumb enough to reveal his DMs
charles_leclerc First of all I just scored you a date. scuderiaferrari You should be scoring points instead scuderiayn ha scuderiaferrari You included scuderiayn oh im sorry, you're talking to THE max destroyer charles_leclerc Bow to her highness landonorris someone's about to be known as THE y/n destroyer scuderiayn ok mr nowins scuderiayn wait scuderiayn LANDO
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