#i had not

[starbuck]

me: *writing serious analysis about addiction and memory and death* my brain, unprompted: but have we considered the phallic imagery?

me: *LOUDEST SIGH*

[captainxandis]

The hardest part about being a dm is that I need to remember not ALL of my npcs can be lesbians who id personally want to date. Tragic.

[ssaalexblake]

anyway, I decided to make a cushion cover entirely on my own as a gift (it's embroidered and has pompoms and stuff) and it was a stupid idea bc i cannot, for the life of me, mentally work out sewing things and accidentally just sewed it all closed while inside out, sans cushion pad.

it was fixable, sure, but also embarrassing lol

[flock-of-cassowaries]

Theory: They’re all actually vampires, and the accent coach just had to teach them how to be British or Australian for press interviews.

All previous career history was just blasted into our brains by a massive Armand-beam.

As for why Lestat’s French in s2 is reportedly incomprehensible to native Francophones…. uh… clever misdirect? Labour dispute?

What accent coach is working magic behind the scenes of iwtv. A british man plays an american man with a thick new orleans accent that slowly fades to a standard american accent. Another british man plays an indian man with a french accent that morphs into a british accent. An australian man plays a french man with the strongest most unintelligible french accent youve ever heard

[astronnova]

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[windwenn]

This drawing made me realise that actually I love the comfort zone and I would like to go back into it. Also that I must draw more tigers.

[puppppppppy]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[tawnysoup]

Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖

Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!

[nyancrimew]

[rioblitzle]

working retail

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[razzafrazzle]

Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)

[sapphicscience]

idk thinking about how sometimes you have to show up for people you aren't that close to, because sometimes you're just the person who's there. sometimes you invite a new friend to a party and end up having to sit with them through a panic attack. sometimes you run into an acquaintance on their worst day and they need to talk about what happened. sometimes someone is crying in a stairwell and you're the only one around to ask if they're okay. and none of this is "trauma dumping" or whatever the fuck it's just being there for people because you're the one in the room with them.

[shrubsparrow]

It's in the eye of the beholder

[pyroinfusedtiger]

Posting this everywhere til im not obsessed with it anymore