#i guess??? technically????

[m0ssycobblestone]

Found an abandoned lighter earlier in a truck at a dealership, think imma paint it black w/ the eye of micheal logo on it tomorrow

Will update w/ results

[cheeto-flavoured-pasta]

You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended

[luftballons99]

there was only one bed

[catmask]

does anyone have like an anti aesthetic. like something you look at and can recognize as a complete fashion/interior design/artistic movement and understand it but it makes you shudder seeing it. i am not talking like “its morally bad” “its poorly structured” like just sheerly devoid of joy for you actually invites a repulse response.

[luxettenebra]

I don't know where this came from, but here you go I guess

an AU in which Lady Umbra's schemes come to fruition and she gets her husband on the throne of the planet Veran. additionally, instead of Aurelia being adopted by the Ry clan, Navree ends up adopted by Aurelia's father before her birth

Aurelia Valeria Corva -- princess of Veran Umbra Val'Kyria -- Sith sorcerer from the Unknown Region Faustus Valerius Veritas -- current King of Veran Publius Naevius Veritas -- adopted first child of Faustus and crown prince of Veran

Lady Umbra wanted to keep the kids with them, but Faustus decided it was in their best interest to let them be trained by the Jedi. Aurelia is extremely precocious and manages to stay with her brother despite being several years younger (also she'd just become incredibly difficult to deal with when they separated the siblings, so it was best to let her stick to her brother)

notes on names:

(under a cut because I got rambly and I know my thought process might not be interesting)

Aurelia means 'gold'. Revan acquired the title of Prodigal Knight, which refers to someone who spends money and resources freely and recklessly, I think there's a bit of irony there. I know it's a nomen and not a praenomen, I'm not trying to construct a perfectly accurate name, I'm going for what I think sounds good

Umbra means 'shadow' and for a Sith, it works quite well. I must admit I don't know what my thought process for Val'Kyria was, but I like it too much to figure out a replacement

Faustus shares the name of a man who made a deal with the Devil -- in this case, his Devil was Lady Umbra. Veritas means 'truth' or 'honesty'. he is actually truthful and honest but people don't tend to believe him

Publius means 'of the people', which fits Navree's personality quite well. I don't know, Naevius just feels like it's keeping in line with both the naming scheme and Navree himself. he also gets the cognomen Veritas because like his adopted father, he is very upfront, truthful and honest. thankfully, people are more willing to accept his truthfulness

[rebelsafoot]

lestats turn for an interview

[gibbearish]

just saw on the hbomb subreddit that james somerton briefly reactivated his twitter and changed the name to agayraconteur, then 8 hrs later deleted it again because people were noticing, so. everyone who went all in on "he'll keep popping up again and again in new forms" cash your bets in now LMAO

edit: hey yall this post is very out of date but has been getting spikes of notes since the second apology video so i'm gonna be marking it unrebloggable

[cbmagus49]

Hey guess what it's time for a big ol' Relativity screenshot edit sketchdump!!!!

[inkskinned]

we were sitting on the floor and i was cutting out tiny pictures to make a collage for a friend's birthday. you were on your phone and you laughed about something, and i was still in love with you then, so i asked what had you giggling.

"sorry. i was just..." you took a moment and went back to texting. "i was telling someone about how you're afraid of the dark."

i'm afraid of the dark because something bad happened. "oh." i felt a little slinky of shame crawl down my throat.

you glanced up, and maybe it showed on my face, because you rolled your eyes and held the phone to the side casually so i could see the group chat. "what? was it a secret?"

i looked down to the scissors in my hand. "i just..." no, it's not a secret. it just felt like something private, something serious. saying why would you tell someone that just feels like an accusation. it's unfair. i honestly am not even ashamed of it, it's just a fact about my person that i don't usually share.

what a strange experience. is this a human thing or a generational thing? for our grandparents: did they need to worry about how quickly someone can just... share your personal information? again, i didn't even really have a true objection. what could i say? i want any person in my life to feel they can be honest with their friends. it's not like i said don't tell anyone this.

i cut out another letter to complete the rainbow happy birthday, started hunting for the exclamation mark. i heard you sigh dramatically.

"don't make a big deal about this," you said.

this entire conversation was a pattern for us, and this was when we got to my least favorite part of the pattern. i would get my feelings hurt in some oblique not-technically-terrible way, and then it would be making a big deal about something. you'd get frustrated for me for being soft, but i was born soft. you knew i was soft when you pierced me. it's one of the things that made controlling me so easy.

"i'm not," i felt my voice crack. the question came without my wanting. "why are you guys talking about me?" and why are you saying that thing? why not like - i'm telling them how you're generous and kind and pretty.

you let out this low, tragic groan. "oh my god." you tossed the phone away from your body. "there, see? i just won't talk to them if you don't like it."

the rest of the hour went the way it always went, between us: i said i don't actually mind if you talk to your friends but -, you found a way to call my minor expression of discomfort "being dramatic." you got upset that i had been offended. i ended up apologizing, even though i hadn't actually done anything.

afterwards, you picked up the phone again. after texting for a little bit, you snorted. "okay," you said, "but it is kind of funny you're afraid of the dark. i mean, when you think about it."

[krysmcscience]

Call this the Whoopsie AU (it's barely an AU)

I mean. Narinder never explicitly SAID the Lamb would stay dead... :3c He probably should have been more specific. >:3c

Part Two:

Well. The Lamb tried, but...sorry, Nari, the crown hates you now. Shouldn't have been so quick to lend it out, I guess. :D

Aaaand Part Three:

'Isn't he just adorable?' -The Lamb, probably, while their followers smile and nod and internally scream at the brand new hellcat they now have to share living space with...

Anyway, nothing says 'Dead To Me' like following a person around to loudly remind them of how dead they are to you. Right? Right. Narinder's got this all figured out. <:]

[wolfythewitch]

Sketch

[fifizero]

Not to be a lesbian but if you got swallowed by a dragon and died I would cut that dragon open and pull out your bones and painstakingly put your bones back together, so I can bring you back to life using ancient magic but in doing so I inadvertently tied you to the dragon that ate you and you’ll never be the same but neither will I knowing what I did to you.

[cheeto-flavoured-pasta]

Breaking News: Local man listened to The Music and imagined Sad Scenarios about The Characters. Ten injured, five dead. More at six.

[unsolved-marionette]

More fun lineless design

[dandyseedlings]

sorry scout you haven't unlocked that level yet

[papanowo]

i think dan should get to be a little weird too. as a treat