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Sometimes you just gotta send asks that make you go "what was I thinking??" To your equally unhinged friends
i now have a video on my phone of me shoving my camera as far into my mouth as i could and honestly it's kind of gross even by my standards. i did however realise you can get a really funny angle part in your mouth part outside, the skin is thinner than i realised and it looks so weird. i think this was an excellent learning opportunity and i will do worse in the future. thank u
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Hey can you stop asking me to donate when im a minor and have no money.
#like somebody got rude with me when i politely said why i cant donate#im being so serious#please leave me alone#i can boost your gfm or whatever you have#just dont badger me about money#i got none
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this is what all Zakir Naik conventions on Peace TV sounds like to an atheist viewer
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Don't wish on the weapon banner... just don't...
#genshin impact#i wished for Neuvillette and got him whoo#then went for weapons and IT WAS TERRIBLE#i got skyward harp which i already have#then homa which is fine#but i don't use hu tao anymore#and i wanted the four star hp sword#i got NONE#and now i have max fate points but i wanna guarantee Wriothesley c1 and furina#ugh I'll probably end up going for the stupid thing#because I have zero five star catalysts#and Neuvillette and Wriothesley can share it#i should get enough primos to also guarantee furina#then back to save city#gah Alhaitham had better stay away i cant afford to finally c6 him rn
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Sv au where everything is the same but it's like a reality tv show (the system takes interviews)
#the real housewives of cang qiong or something idk#guys I cooked here come on#I've had this idea for sooo long I'm so glad I finally got to draw it out hehe#svsss#scum villian self saving system#the scum villain's self saving system#mxtx#mxtx svsss#svsss fanart#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#yue qingyuan#Skipsart#svsss au#loosely based off that one extra in book 4 btw#that made me giggle sm the first time I read it#i love how none of them could fathom the idea of shen jiu being nice they all immediately went “he's possessed”#<- I knoww it's shen yuan but that was so funny to me the first time I read it#THEY HAVE THE RECAPS JUST LIKE IN SHAMELESS#“I was in the endless abyss for three years and didn't miss the last episode. what's your excuse⁉️⁉️”
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#the kid at the back#tkatb#tkatb sol#I wanted to do a redraw of the perfect blue poster FOR AGES#but none of the characters seemed fitting enough?#and then it hit me like a brick and a bus at the very same time#I got kinda stuck with this one because my sorry ass get got by covid#but it's finally finished#I'm free#rambling
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make it vicious, take a stab
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#gojo satoru#jujutsu kaisen fanart#jujutsu gojo#jjk gojo#jjk satoru#blood/#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#just in case idk#i believe in night moves fv supremacy#i feel like i say this every time but im dead deceased on the floor in the ground etc etc#maximum effort fr gojo as usual sighhhhhhhhhhhh#3 days on this mf who let me draw another mirror who didnt talk me down#i got so frustrated after i finished his reflection only to realize i had a whole other half gojo to draw#do not look too closely ik its not perfectly mirrored ik ik ik i wanted to die the whole time pls b kind#especially the hair gjhdfkdgk the last mirrored char i drew was megumi and at least with him his hair is dark#with which i can Conceal my mistakes#none of tht here sighs . this freak and his florescent hair#anyway even tho i died and perished and expired etc i am . SO happy w this u have no idea#blood sweat and tears went into this one#and easter eggs! so many easter eggs#pls take it and enjoy im tired of staring at him and his god awful lipstick job . make yourself decent smh
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another thing fantasy writers should keep track of is how much of their worldbuilding is aesthetic-based. it's not unlike the sci-fi hardness scale, which measures how closely a story holds to known, real principles of science. The Martian is extremely hard sci-fi, with nearly every detail being grounded in realistic fact as we know it; Star Trek is extremely soft sci-fi, with a vaguely plausible "space travel and no resource scarcity" premise used as a foundation for the wildest ideas the writers' room could come up with. and much as Star Trek fuckin rules, there's nothing wrong with aesthetic-based fantasy worldbuilding!
(sidenote we're not calling this 'soft fantasy' bc there's already a hard/soft divide in fantasy: hard magic follows consistent rules, like "earthbenders can always and only bend earth", and soft magic follows vague rules that often just ~feel right~, like the Force. this frankly kinda maps, but I'm not talking about just the magic, I'm talking about the worldbuilding as a whole.
actually for the purposes of this post we're calling it grounded vs airy fantasy, bc that's succinct and sounds cool.)
a great example of grounded fantasy is Dungeon Meshi: the dungeon ecosystem is meticulously thought out, the plot is driven by the very realistic need to eat well while adventuring, the story touches on both social and psychological effects of the whole 'no one dies forever down here' situation, the list goes on. the worldbuilding wants to be engaged with on a mechanical level and it rewards that engagement.
deliberately airy fantasy is less common, because in a funny way it's much harder to do. people tend to like explanations. it takes skill to pull off "the world is this way because I said so." Narnia manages: these kids fall into a magic world through the back of a wardrobe, befriend talking beavers who drink tea, get weapons from Santa Claus, dance with Bacchus and his maenads, and sail to the edge of the world, without ever breaking suspension of disbelief. it works because every new thing that happens fits the vibes. it's all just vibes! engaging with the worldbuilding on a mechanical level wouldn't just be futile, it'd be missing the point entirely.
the reason I started off calling this aesthetic-based is that an airy story will usually lean hard on an existing aesthetic, ideally one that's widely known by the target audience. Lewis was drawing on fables, fairy tales, myths, children's stories, and the vague idea of ~medieval europe~ that is to this day our most generic fantasy setting. when a prince falls in love with a fallen star, when there are giants who welcome lost children warmly and fatten them up for the feast, it all fits because these are things we'd expect to find in this story. none of this jars against what we've already seen.
and the point of it is to be wondrous and whimsical, to set the tone for the story Lewis wants to tell. and it does a great job! the airy worldbuilding serves the purposes of the story, and it's no less elegant than Ryōko Kui's elaborately grounded dungeon. neither kind of worldbuilding is better than the other.
however.
you do have to know which one you're doing.
the whole reason I'm writing this is that I saw yet another long, entertaining post dragging GRRM for absolute filth. asoiaf is a fun one because on some axes it's pretty grounded (political fuck-around-and-find-out, rumors spread farther than fact, fastest way to lose a war is to let your people starve, etc), but on others it's entirely airy (some people have magic Just Cause, the various peoples are each based on an aesthetic/stereotype/cliché with no real thought to how they influence each other as neighbors, the super-long seasons have no effect on ecology, etc).
and again! none of this is actually bad! (well ok some of those stereotypes are quite bigoted. but other than that this isn't bad.) there's nothing wrong with the season thing being there to highlight how the nobles are focused on short-sighted wars for power instead of storing up resources for the extremely dangerous and inevitable winter, that's a nice allegory, and the looming threat of many harsh years set the narrative tone. and you can always mix and match airy and grounded worldbuilding – everyone does it, frankly it's a necessity, because sooner or later the answer to every worldbuilding question is "because the author wanted it to be that way." the only completely grounded writing is nonfiction.
the problem is when you pretend that your entirely airy worldbuilding is actually super duper grounded. like, for instance, claiming that your vibes-based depiction of Medieval Europe (Gritty Edition) is completely historical, and then never even showing anyone spinning. or sniffing dismissively at Tolkien for not detailing Aragorn's tax policy, and then never addressing how a pre-industrial grain-based agricultural society is going years without harvesting any crops. (stored grain goes bad! you can't even mouse-proof your silos, how are you going to deal with mold?) and the list goes on.
the man went up on national television and invited us to engage with his worldbuilding mechanically, and then if you actually do that, it shatters like spun sugar under the pressure. doesn't he realize that's not the part of the story that's load-bearing! he should've directed our focus to the political machinations and extensive trope deconstruction, not the handwavey bit.
point is, as a fantasy writer there will always be some amount of your worldbuilding that boils down to 'because I said so,' and there's nothing wrong with that. nor is there anything wrong with making that your whole thing – airy worldbuilding can be beautiful and inspiring. but you have to be aware of what you're doing, because if you ask your readers to engage with the worldbuilding in gritty mechanical detail, you had better have some actual mechanics to show them.
#finx rambles#worldbuilding#for writers#honestly I quite liked the asoiaf books I read#it's a well-constructed story! it's a well-constructed world too on its own merits#none of this stuff about grain and spinning is actually important to the story#the problem is that grrm himself seems to just. not realize this#and goes about blithely insisting he's created an extraordinarily realistic fantasy world where all the tax policies make sense#he has not!#he has invited people to tear his creation apart if they can and! it turns out! they absolutely can!#this shit's got no tensile strength! it's made of glue and popsicle sticks!#you're not supposed to put weight on it
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doodles to get back in the flow of drawing
#carpdoodles#none of these took more than like an hour and a half so they all count as doodles#martyn itlw#ethoslab#traffic smp#hermitcraft#geminitay#joel smallishbeans#i miss the bad boys so much#im sorry for disappearing for like 3 weeks i got busy and then i got art block and then i got possessed by kasane teto#ill have a new painting.... eventually...#mcyt
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Hero.
#legend of zelda#echoes of wisdom#loz eow#loz#zelda#tri#josh art tag#been meaning to do a full on stained glass drawing for like 2 years now lol#ive had ideas but none really stuck with me until this one#and the reason why is cuz this one was more of a scene! it wasnt just a normal drawing made to look like stained glass#it had what is supposed to be a literal window with someone standing before it looking up at it#also i find the timing of this drawing funny#cuz i just recently changed my shading style to resemble stained glass even more so than usual#cuz for years now ive gottem comments saying#my style reminds people of stained glass#and sometimes i see it sometimes i dont#cuz my shading style changes and sometimes it really did look glass like#but other times i dont think it did?? but i still got those comments??#maybe its like the way i do lineart or block out shapes?#idk but recently when i was growing tired of my previous coloring style i remembered those comments#and decided to lean into it#but now just a little while after that#here i am doing a legit stained glass illustration lol
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There were some hear me out/smash or pass polls going around that simply didn't have enough sloughing skin in them for my tastes, so I made one of my own for funsies Come, spin the wheel,
#im sure none of this will be much of a surprise or question to my followers#but feel free to pass it around and breach containment#sillyness#smash or pass#i probably could add more but i always forget every media ive ever seen when prompted#do tell who you got
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They gave me a double cheese with no cheese
Just two patties and ketchup
#this sounds like a vine#like a quote you give a character#quote#that's my life now#mcdonalds please#i just wanted two cheese#i got none#sorry for using the discount#i'm guessing that is the problem#can you tell im bored
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i think i read this in a fic on ao3 but i forgot which one
#apologies for the lack of art lately i just got distracted doing. not art#modelling here and there. a bit of blender#whatever i felt like. and none of that was art#i swear i have better ideas in my backlog i just forgot where i put the backlog#whatever im tired and anxious for some inexplicable reason so ill shut up#art#murder drones#murder drones uzi#murder drones lizzy#i got a tad lazy bite me
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FNAF Mikes and Vanessas talk about money struggles,,
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#michael afton#fnaf vanessa#vanessa afton#vanessa shelly#fnaf vanny#mike schmidt#fnaf#fnaf movie#security breach#sister location#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#let’s be honset none of these guys are in good financial situations#but Mike literally never got paid so far at his fnaf job so he has it worst#I made this whole comic for mikes punchline BAHA#These are just my guesses on how everyone is doing#fnaf is not a profitable universe to live in#unless you are the fazbear company itself pff#they struggle together 🙏🏾
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man this mecha Jazz au by @keferon is doing things to my brain
Jazz and Prowl teaming up and befriending each other even though they have no clue what the others says or what they even are is so cool and fun hahahaahshdad
they just have this unexplainable connection with one another u know
also im curious what was Jazz first time reaction seeing Prowl transform lol. he must have been so confused hahfhdha
#i actually made this post a week ago#but apparently my blog was restricted by an anti-spam control lol#so none of my posts where showing in the tags#and i also couldn't send messages and such#glad it all got finally fixed up!!#my art#transformers#tf jazz#tf prowl#mecha pilot jazz au
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Ultimately the resolution of Jason and Cass fights comes down to the fact that while he has his own ideals that don't mesh with the bats, Jason can be flexible. DC skipped the whole reconciliation with the family but while he's willing to kill it's generally a means to an end to him, not the whole entire point unless you're talking about Joker. Meanwhile for Cass the question of killing vs not killing is dead serious to her which means any time they're working together and things start going off track it's like:
Jason: Look if we kill this guy we send a message to his boss which makes it easier for us to negotiate with him from a position of power and I just think that-
Cass, snatching one of his guns and pointing it at her own head: Go on, pull the trigger. Kill him. Kill me. Go tell Batman that you let his daughter die to make a negotiation easier. He already let you die so no problem right? You think we should die? You think our life only worthwhile as part of a plan, just because we're killers? Are we doomed? Are we rotten to the core with no hope of redemption? Go on then, kill us and kill part of your soul alongside it. You clearly don't care for it so why are you even trying? Kill yourself along with us, come on Jason let's all just die right?
Jason, slowly backing away: I think you may be projecting a tiny bit so just. Calm down before I call the suicide hotline please.
Cass, slowly lowering the gun and knocking the random henchman unconscious: Yeah that's what I thought, fucking pussy.
Jason: Mm yeah you know what I hate you actually. Fuck this mission I'll just shoot you right now if you're going to be this annoying about it.
Jason, explaining things later to Dick: So I just kept shooting at her until I ran out of bullets and we both calmed down enough to call a truce. We tracked the guy down and didn't kill anyone but I did blow up the batplane just as a last minute screw you. Is she always this uh... intense?
Dick: Yeah, one time I broke up with Barbara and she threw me out a window. She's just like that.
#dc#cassandra cain#jason todd#batfam#dc rambles#dick grayson#it's so funny how jason is like. a mass murderer. and yet he's more of a team player than cass#like yeah he's violent and unpredictable but if you're on the same team with the same temporary goal then you've got decent chances#meanwhile the entire team could be seconds away from dying with the only solution being to kill a guy with a bomb#and if you're on the team with cass she'll spend the last few seconds punching you in the face for trying to kill the evil guy#then disarming the bomb because she's just that annoying#I love her very much <3#i'm jason posting a lot recently sorry jtodd stans for clogging up his tag#I just like the thought of jason dealing with a mini bruce that has none of the baggage of being his dad#so it's just the experience of ramming his head into an annoying brick wall with zero catharsis of confronting your shitty father
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