#i go outside

[antikittysocial]

GUYS WHAT THE FUCK A HELICOPTER JUST LANDED IN MY SCHOOL PLAYGROUND FOR SOME REASON????? HUH

[didntthenightend]

Virginia

[aphroditesswan]

HELLO

HIIIIII 😘😘😘

classes r so rough i’m actually dying

also i live in the desert this SUCKS 😭

but i have writing motivation (i got very sad cause tumblr ate all but like one req but i cant do that one req bc it goes against my rules 💔)

[badolmen]

People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.

For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.

The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.

So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.

Edit: if you are able, use $5 you would otherwise use for a streaming subscription to donate to a GazaFunds campaign.

[mainelad]

(on my way out the door) I'm going to hell, anyone want anything

[planetsnakes]

I went outside. There's 13 paragraphs about going outside

Today it was raining. Not as rainy as it could be and I havent managed to leave the house in two days thanks to my own pains. So I decided to go on a walk.

I wrapped up in a couple of layers wearing my slightly waterproof shoes, a really good waterproof coat, my cap that keeps rain off my glasses and an umbrella.

The university issued a public thanks to the area yesterday saying thank you to residents to being paitent with all the students moving in. They were right to. Everywhere there's people walking up and down with boxes, suitcases & the roads are very full of cars. It took ages to get across all the roads.

I went to my local tesco because they sell sushi and I like sushi :3 but alas all the stupid students moving in (like me I am a stupid student) brought all the ready meals. So I went to Greggs and got a sausage roll and belgum bun.

Then I walked until I was away from all the students moving and took off my headphones. There's an amazing park with castle ruins near me and it reminds me of the area I grew up. I ate my food while watching a pigeon. If I take my eyes off it the bird will steal my food it's happened before.

The rain was really pelting it down as I moved to walk along the river. The only people out now are dogwalkers. I sit on bench, positioning the umbrella over me to read fanfiction and watch a group of swans as they lazily mill about.

The dogs all came up to me to say hi. I think they love the rain cuz they all seemed exited. I kinda wanted to stroke them but you should never stroke an animal without the owners permission and I dont like talking to stragers so I don't.

One of the dogs was I thhink a bulldog with eyes that kind of looked golden. We really want a dog. We used to want a black labrador and we'd call them Bluebell but now we're thinking of starting with a smaller dog. As soon as we know where we're living for the next few years.

The air smelt amazing and away from all the cars there was nothing to aggrivate our sensory issues so we sat there and just took the world in. The sky that never stops going on forever, promising to hold beauty, to show me something more, the lazy sawns gliding in circles unbothered by the current and the occasional og rushing past me with no cares.

We feel so much emotion all the time but we felt at peace then.

Following some winding backalleys home we bumped into more and more students, all who seemed to want to go out clubbing. At 4pm. In the rain... It's definately similar to our first year before that money went to cooler things like coffee and replacing everything that broke.

For the fifty millionth time we think about calling our ex who showed us around this town when we were new and took us out clubbing at 4pm in the torrential rain. We don't because it was a trainwreck and we didn't get on great sober. It was nice being new though. I really hope everyone who comes here experiances that same joy.

Then I get home and all the fucking fucks come back to me. I stare mornfully at my clothes that just wont dry after going through the broken washing machine and call my mum.

Then I hang up, open tumblr and realise I forgot to touch the grass. Sorry guys.

[definitelynotasiren]

You are literally obsessed with me

Our whole thing is over babe

I don’t know you….

Anyways

Free Palestine

Here are some gofundme’s to support the people on the ground

https://gofund.me/c0fb09e8

https://gofund.me/991535b1

Do what you can to help.

Remember everyone, activism looks different to different people. Just cause I’m not your kind of activist doesn’t make me the bad guy.

[krysmcscience]

Did somebody say Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear? I think somebody said Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear. Thanks to that, have these retooled The Good Place jokes:

The "powers that be" can refer to either the Theraprism staff, the Axolotl, or just. Ya know. Disney in general. Or all three! Whichever you think is funniest. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The "party" Bill's referring to is Weirdmageddon, of course. He was quite the ashhole to everyone back then.

Ford has probably gotten pretty good at the 'tune out your psychopathic ex with dank memes' challenge.

It must be very cathartic to be able to make Bill shut up whenever you want with just the press of a button. I'm sure Ford doesn't abuse this ability at all.

Oh, sure, 'Not now,' he says, before he immediately backs out of the newly-made hole in the Theraprism wall. 🙄

Don't worry, Bill doesn't get far.

also yeah i know this one doesn't have an attempted swear - i just wanted to use the joke because of the massive stink-eye involved in it because it makes me laugh

⬇️ More goofs beneath the brief ramble if you wanna skip it lmao⬇️

Why is Ford even there, you might ask? Well, he either decided he preferred to watch Bill suffer in person over being distantly and repeatedly harassed with the same evil desperation book for the rest of his life, or he got roped into some kind of contrived community service for 1.) all his many counts of interdimensional thievery, and 2.) his ignoring all the very clear warnings to NOT summon Bill in the first place (which I like to imagine is also illegal). Theraprism staff were just like, 'Wait, this guy matters to Bill? Ooh, we can USE that! It might be the only thing that can help him want to get better!' It is not considered that throwing Ford at Bill so soon after Weirdmageddon could instead make them both WORSE - in new and altogether special ways! :D

Anyway, I'm calling it the Community Service AU, and I am most likely not going to do anything else with it beyond appropriating these silly Good Place jokes. So, feel free to adopt the concept if y'all wanna??? Just make sure that Bill is still not allowed to swear, no matter what, full stop. It's gotta be a real linguistic corkblork of a situation for him, is all I'm sayin'.

Finally, have these bonus Good Place jokes, but with Handyman!Bill this time:

'Opposite tortures' doesn't sound so bad...at least until it's an all-powerful chaos entity known for torture saying it.

you may think i forgot mabel's cute pink cheeks but the truth is that i did in fact forget but then immediately stopped caring which makes it okay, SHHHHHHH

And, finally:

lmao this is shit

True facts, if you cram Season 1 Eleanor Shellstrop and Michael into a singular triangle shape, they turn into Bill Cipher. This is science, look it up. Or don't, and just trust the source that is me, bro.

Anyway, I should be in bed, y'all have fun with these, I guess. Tune in after like a week or so and maybe I'll have an addendum to my comic about how Bill was drawn naked for karaoke night. Because him actually being naked was not the only thing I considered as a plausible explanation. XD

Also if you see any inconsistencies or errors in any of these comics, No You Do Not :D

Also also, reblogs are rad as hell and I appreciate every single one, just don't repost, please and thanks. Every time a repost is made, an artist somewhere cries. :,)

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!

[scriblesandbits]

God IS a middle schooler and we ARE a science project except he does know we exist and has very mixed feelings about the whole ordeal

[ionomycin]

[just-french-me-up]

sometimes i start feeling bad about spending time on my hobbies, thinking about how inconsequential they are and wondering if i'm wasting my time

but then

but then i find out about goddamn Monthoux building an entire fucking CLAY AND CEMENT CITADEL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST?????? FOR FUN??? JUST??? LIVING HIS BEST LIFE BUILDING WHAT IS ESSENTIALLY MINAS TIRITH FOR ANTS????

just???? GET A LOAD OF THAT GUY????

he is so precious to me, may the monthoux spirit bless you with endless passion for your inconsequential hobbies! Be the main enjoyer of your art! Do it because it fills you with joy!

[chimchiri]

gideon & harrow OR rd and sf as cowboys please please please

It's the cowgirl necro and her gunslinger cav! Who is so damn extra she's got three guns: one left, one right, and one in pole position! (She swears the ladies love it!)

[oars]

[rookanisstuff]

the victory ball

[ichthyolid]

nice heatwave were having