#i genuinely find it fucking hilarious

[hishighnesstheprincess]

The sheer amount of bad Shadow takes I saw after Prime are so funny. "Shadow has the braincell" lol no he doesn't he just saw a vision of the future which involved Sonic and then correctly deduced that Sonic had something to do with it. "Shadow was trying to reason with Sonic" he started that conversation off by punching Sonic in the face, saying he shook the world (not threatened, not was about to destroy), and then didn't elaborate. "Shadow was 100% justified in his anger" after Sonic hit the Paradox Prism sure, before that he was just beating Sonic's ass because he believed Sonic would screw up at some point in the future instead of taking literally any other course of action.

[insertsickusername13]

The fandom's interpretation of Rich is actually so hilarious. Like imagine you go through years of abuse not only from your father but from a literal robot in your head and even better, you manage to survive it all, and then a bunch of teenagers on the internet decide your entire personality trait is that one time you said 'I'm totally bi!!' Imagine being forced to manipulate your classmate into taking the 'drug' that literally ruined your life and instead of being mad at you for it (as Rich is probably mad at himself for it), everyone is just laughing about the fact you screamed 'it's from japan!!' as you were confessing you were suicidal in freshman year of high school and think you're worthless without this thing to tell you how to be cool. Imagine ruining your life and your body by setting fire to your best friend's house, scarring the both of you for life and probably giving you both severe PTSD, only for the fandom to decide you're in love with him and your ship name to be arson bros. Imagine arson being part of your aesthetic after you were literally mind controlled and manipulated into almost killing yourself. That is actually so funny. That is the most hilarious thing I have heard all week. If I was a friend of Rich's I would constantly be laughing my ass off at him. What a loser.

[evelynpr]

Sometimes MHA Smash is about Aizawa sleeping on the ledge of a bridge, sometimes its acknowledging how Ochako's quirk literally breaks the laws of physics but no one will ever realize how crazy that is.

[ghxst-system]

ik we can shorten asexual to ace and aromantic to aro

but what about the aplatonics?

i suggest: APE

reject platonic normativity. become ape

[we have MANY alters who are aplatonic and find this very amusing]

[a-cat-in-toffee]

[thatuselesshuman]

So I'm a straight person right? Like, not a homosexual bone in my body.

BUT apparently it ain't obvious 💀💀. Apparently I be so homosexual presenting or smth that people genuinely believe that I'm gay. Like, if someone were to ask them, they'd say wholeheartedly that I'm one of the skittles.

Like a few days ago, one of my friends genuinely believed that me and my best friend were dating. MY FRIEND, WHO I HANG OUT WITH, thought that my bestie boo was also my partner. How I figured out? They made a comment like "Oh you and your girlfriend should come hang out at soccer practice one of these days." And I was like "girlfriend?? What do you mean?" And then what ensued was me explaining to them that, no, me and my best friend were not fucking.

[todayisafridaynight]

no cuz fr the most unexplainable thing would be how they didn’t reunite sooner like,,, Mine could have been staying away because he wansnt good enough for daigo (in his mind) but still i don’t think he’d stay THAT far away 💀 at most bro is down the street at any given time 😭

reviews are in for Mine Isn't Dead Actually But He Is Emo So

[neonnoir-ao3]

My Showtime content:

My Mandela Catalogue content:

[lynxgirlpaws]

I find it funny how many people on the sftv lounge thought the whole 'I'm Avie Now" thing was a bit. Like, they saw me change my pronouns - pfp - username and post a meme with my new pfp and the trans flag in the background and went. "yeah. ramen would do that. that's his kind of bit" unironically fucking hilarious to me

[wickershells]

the only thing i will say about the titan, specifically the reactions of poor and working class people, is that i don’t blame anyone for finding some degree of humour or poeticism in the implosion. for once (just once!!!) the rich cutting corners in safety just to make the largest profits actually blew up in their faces, instead of ours. it shouldn’t have happened and i’m always sorry to hear of death and loss in such preventable (and also horrifying) circumstances — especially that of a teenager — but this also applies primarily to cases of factory explosions and mine cave-ins and mall collapses etc. where the death tolls are considerably higher, the victims much less wealthy. there’s a sense of irony here. that’s all

[fairy-grotto]

My grandfather has been here 20 minutes and he’s already talking about his impending death and the smoke alarm has gone off twice while dad cooks the roast.

Exactly as my family Christmas is supposed to be.

Merry Christmas and happy holidays to all the little friends in my phone <3

[cynicalmusings]

o…okay…

[weed-hotel]

i honestly dont know what happened. i was so bamboozled by all the beautiful women in mission impossible dead reckoning one that now ive seen like ten tom cruise movies

[sarcasticpotatoz]

These two men have the same first name

[mvnces]

decker having lil bunny teeth … his front teeth being just slightly crooked … pls 🥺

[aromanticannibal]

read In Which Uraraka Ochako Decides to End The World NOW