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simpforshangchi · 2 years ago
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frank zhang is MY BABYGIRL
bcs hello ASAIN CANADIAN FHATS ALL I NEED TO KNOW. we would literally bond over asian trauma and the fact that we are both lactose intolerant. automatically he is my favorite, not to mention the child of Ares (mars) thing. LIKE I RESONATE SO HARD WITH MY FAVORITE CANADIAN FURRY( dolphin)
also the fucking life tied to a stick thing!!!!
THATS SO FUCKING SOMETHING THAT WOULD HAPPEN TO ME
in conclusion frank is my bbgirl and no one else can have him
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The worst trauma comes from those who you love
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great-and-small · 6 months ago
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Turdus aficionados of Costa Rica please know I love your national bird but this is objectively hilarious
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luriuan · 8 months ago
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I love how whenever ATLA recognizes Sokka is smart enough to solve a problem but it’d be too fast they just stick him in some kind of situation. Like he COULD’VE stopped jet from drowning a town so they tied him up and dumped him in a forest. He COULD’VE figured out what that spirits deal was so they lost him in the spirit world for 24 hours.
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angel-cryptid · 25 days ago
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beepboopappreciation · 6 months ago
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Is this anything
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starschu · 9 days ago
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Viktor, using a follower’s form to hide in the rafters of the Council Chamber, waiting for Jayce: I will simply reason with him—convince him that he belongs by my side. If he refuses, I will have to make the…unfortunate but necessary sacrifice of killing him. A waste of potential, yes, but it must be done. However, no matter the outcome, I shall remain composed. I will not let emotion cloud my judgment. I have evolved past such rudimentary limitations. I-
*cue Jayce walking in looking like THIS*
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Viktor: …change of plans 🥴
*insert THE most homoerotic fight scene in history*
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(I’ve spent an abnormal amount of time thinking about this scene if you can’t tell 😳)
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sabertoothwalrus · 4 months ago
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I want to emphasize something about the dungeon meshi ages.
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So Senshi is 35-36 here, yeah? The dwarven age of maturity is 40, and he’s just shy of it.
When Chilchuck was just shy of his race’s age of maturity, he had a kid and got married. He was 13, and the half-foot age of maturity is 14.
So, developmentally-wise, THIS is how old Chilchuck was when he became a father:
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This is even further emphasized with Izutsumi. She’s 17 (and actually turns 18 during the faligon feast), older than the tallman age of maturity, and still reads VERY immature to the audience. By the time Chilchuck was Izutsumi’s relative age, he was already on his third kid and had moved away from home to the city.
Imagine Izutsumi being a parent of three. Imagine Senshi having a child of his own when he was with the miners.
Like. Chilchuck was young young.
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itsbrucey · 11 months ago
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Big fan of sun motifs in characters not necessarily being about positivity and happiness and how they're so " bright and warm" but instead being about fucking brutal they are.
Radiant. A FORCE of nature that will turn you to ash. That warmth that burns so hot it feels like ice. Piercing yellow and red and white. A character being a Sun because you cannot challenge a Sun without burning alive or taking everything down with them if victorious.
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parkjammys · 2 months ago
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the audacity of the official dc account to even post this 😭
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layton-heritage-posts · 5 months ago
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DONALD TRUMP GOT SHOT AT!!!
Do you think Professor Layton took the shot or why are you sending me this???
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fallen-goldfishcracker · 5 months ago
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Wyll is so fucking funny and no amount of acknowledgement about this could ever be enough. He's literally walking around being so casually hilarious completely under-the-radar. He calls Halsin a "thick hunk of an elf". He once accidently implied that he was fucking an ogre instead of killing it and then proceeded to absolutely stumble his way through explaining. He gets excited by Lae'zel talking about carnal pleasures. He canonically tells his pessimistic thoughts to shut the hell up. He volunteers to babysit Shadowheart's hypothetical werewolf babies as long as she gets him gloves. He tries to give Gale a hero moniker like his own. He jokes that his father, the Grand Duke of Baldur's Gate, can't spell. He calls Astarion "Mister Fangs". He makes up storybook chapter names for his own fucking adventures. As a child he got chased by the Flaming Fist for stealing fruit, nearly drowned trying to find mermaids in the harbor, and almost successfully broke into the Counting House. He reads monster erotica, and is not ashamed to tell you about it. He ranks eating pudding among life's greatest moments. He will, without shame and completely unprompted, meow at you. He is 24 years old.
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crumplstiltskin · 4 months ago
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bros au but they're 12 years apart and jujutsu tech scouted sukuna quite young
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daigah · 1 year ago
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"Nice characters are boring" to YOU. I love characters who no matter what, will always have genuine love for humanity in their heart. Characters who dance and laugh and sing with sincerity. Characters who believe in others, and are willing to extend a helping hand to people when no one gave them the same luxury. Characters who have gone through so much but believe, no matter what, that humanity and life is something beautiful and worth protecting
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jay-wasstuff · 3 months ago
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Bonus: the old man (+insp)
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ilovemesomevincentprice · 1 year ago
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Vincent Price guest stars on The Muppet Show (1977)
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