#i fucking love pirates

[sapphoismymuse]

Sam being told by Gandalf that he has to leave with Frodo is so sweet and silly in the books

“Me, sir!” cried Sam, springing up like a dog invited for a walk. “Me go and see the Elves and all! Hooray!” he shouted, and then burst into tears.

That is the reaction of a hobbit who just got told they get to go see his special interest and he is so real for that

[aureallegories]

And so it begins... @sonicmarinermay

[communistpuppygirl]

Orange hair pirate women are actually a higher form of fiction in my opinion. Like write whatever you want but add orange hair pirate woman and it’s so over for me.

[ghostiedreamsz]

Singular Morsel

“Why is One Piece over 1000 episodes” if I was a pirate on an epic journey across the seas to find this pirate legend’s treasure and along the way liberated islands and pledged peace and freedom across the world while getting sick ass mugshots running from the Navy with the best of my friends, of which include a sick swordsman who pledged their dying allegiance to me, a cute redhead who could kick my ass, a genuinely talented chef who’s just tagging along to find himself a mythical five star restaurant (and women), an epic storyteller with a wonderful personality (yes this is Usopp), and a skeleton who could fucking shred I TOO WOULD NEVER WANT MY SERIES TO END

[pachirobi]

More spelunky doodles I did bc i had a power outage a couple weeks back and cannot play spelunky without White Man Video Essay in the background

[rainevybes]

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[stormyoceans]

NOT TO BE DRAMATIC BUT IM ABOUT TO SHIT MYSRLF

[madootles]

dramatic eyes. dramatic lips. drama on the cheeks.

sketch

[hellouniversehowareyou]

love when the straw hats bitch about their captain

[thesillypirate]

TEAM PIRATES!!!

OPHGITHING WAKE UP WAKE UP PHIGHTERS THIS IS NOT A DRILL WAKE TYHE FUCK UP

[crystalliumdaisy]

lil portrait of edyn

[clearcutcasualty]

The Houndmaster,,,,,,,

[tharkflark1]

If the animatronics have even an ounce of what the heck was going on in the vlogs, the movie will be amazing

[coreytaylr]

100% legit totally real facts about the historical stede bonnet

no the title is not a lie these are really REAL bc believe it or not, somehow the show made our stede MORE competent than the real one

sources: Real Pirates podcast (ep1, ep2, ep3, ep4, ep5), Dirty Sexy History podcast (with jeremy moss, bonnet's biographer, who LOVES the show, and said it changed his perspective on bonnet's and blackbeard's relationship PLUS he has the stedesrevenge handle on twt)

the library on the revenge was a real thing. the man really did that.

running away from his family to be a pirate

paying a salary to his crew

SHOWING UP IN NASSAU IN FRILLY GENTLEMANLY CLOTHES AND A POWDERED WIG

before bonnet's capture, he ran his ship aground and that's how the english caught up with him BUT the two english ships also ran aground (😭), so they fought each other with their flintlock pistols from behind their ships (until the tides turned and dislodged the english ships first. rip)

adopted an alias when he started pirating so people wouldn't know it was him but he raided ships near Barbados (where he's from), so that didnt turn out well. his solution? burning every ship from Barbados

he only succeeded in his early days bc merchant ships knew they would get off easier if they surrendered

ATTACKED A WARSHIP that whooped his ass so bad he almost died. the remaining crew steered the ship to Nassau where he met blackbeard

blackbeard stole the revenge from him but "allowed" him to stay on BB's ship (either as a guest or as a prisoner, it's not clear, but he def wasn't a crew member bc he didn't have any chores)

he was seen on deck running around in his gowns 😭😭

BB eventually reinstated him as the captain of the revenge and they sailed together for a while

"there is a 4 month period where stede and blackbeard kind of disappeared and no one really knows what they were doing" 👀

BB allowed bonnet to raid on his own which lead to him getting his ass beat by the Protestant Caesar. BB then proceeded to HUNT DOWN THE PROTESTANT CAESAR while flying the RED FLAG (which meant no mercy to anyone on board)

bonnet would raid ships and take what provisions he needed and give the other ship what he didn't need (essentially the library raiding scene lmaoo)

BB betrayed bonnet by raiding his ship and marooning his crew while bonnet was off getting a pardon

SO BONNET SWORE REVENGE AGAINST BB who was at the time, the most feared pirate

this led to him adopting another alias - "he also changes his name, at the time he goes by captain edward's. which is really interesting, I don't know if that's an homage to, you know, edward teach, but.. captain edward's with an "s", that's as if he's.. a possession of captain edward" ONCE AGAIN 👀👀👀👀

HE ESCAPED PRISON BY DRESSING AS A WOMAN

after escaping, he was promised a sloop by some rando. when the rando didnt deliver, bonnet "WROTE HIM A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER REPRIMANDING THE MAN"

that letter led to him being recaptured 😭😭

he was hanged while holding a bouquet of wilted flowers

[wtfforged]

made it to enies lobby with my friend:)

this is a redraw. heres the original screenshot!

[bizarrelittlemew]

Our Flag Means Death 1x1 | 2x8 ⇉ AVAST! 🧍‍♂️😤