#i fucking hate scorpios
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HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?
he's not lost (he probably is, tho) but now you have seen him 💚
#my pookie boo#my silly swordsman#i am so soft for him today#fucking idiot i'm gonna kiss him#i hate scorpios so much (i literally love them i'm a taurus)#he's amazing#roronoa zoro#one piece
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most gays and reasonable people: you can't judge people for immutable aspects of their being like their sexuality or race or county of origin; bisexuals are not a monolith they don't all like iced coffee
some of those same bitches without a shred of awareness: except for your birthday which can determine your entire personality my girlfriend the moon told me so
#tw anti astrology#listen if you're an astrology girlie who thinks it's fun and does tarot as a story telling cold reading experience#I am not talking about you. you guys are doing great. I think tarot is really fun in those aspects it's like a ttrpg#but the girlies who are like mm I knew he was a scorpio like ??????#girl his birthday does not make him a hot headed asshole that's his personality#please excuse this minor bit of haterism I just really hate astrology#like hot tip if someone is not okay with their personality being ascribed to their gender then birth date is probably not okay either#like 'oh you're so funny for a girl' I will fucking kill you 'you're so funny for a libra' now I'm killing you twice
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My Headcanons of gow (2018+Ragnarok) characters sun signs and birthstones bc why not?
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Kratos - ironically an aries + diamond birthstone (april)
atreus - pisces + aquamarine birthstone (march)
freya+freyr - taurus + emerald birthstone (may)
angrboda - sagittarius + citrine birthstone (november)
Laufey - libra + opal birthstone (october)
gryla - scorpio + citrine birthstone (november)
baldur - gemini + pearl birthstone (june)
thor - leo + ruby birthstone (july)
Thrud - virgo (or leo) + peridot birthstone (august)
sif - virgo + sapphire birthstone (september)
Skjoldr - cancer + pearl birthstone (june)
Odin - either the worst l30 youve ever met or a fucked up sc0rpi0 ruby birthstone or yellow topaz birthstone 😐
Heimdall - aquarius + amethyst birthstone (February)
Brok - aries LOL + aquamarine birthstone (march)
sindri - cancer + ruby birthstone (july)
lunda - sagittarius + tanzanite birthstone (december)
tyr - libra + pink tourmaline birthstone (october)
#I DONT HATE LEOS OR SCORPIOS im just saying odin would be a fucked up one 😭😭😭😭#I feel like some of these are a bit eh but overall i think its pretty accurate lol#Lunda was the hardest bc shes so sweet and no signs are that sweet imo LOL#but anyways what are your thoughts 😭😭#god of war ragnarok#god of war#gowr#gow#lunda#brok#sindrie#Atreus#loki#kratos#angrboda#angrboða#freya#freyr#skjoldr#heimdall#Baldur#Tyr#odin#thor#thrud#thrúd#sif#Gryla#God of war 2018#zodiac signs
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Need a Scorpio moon support group
#i love it and i hate it#but either way no other placement could ever make me so fucked#scorpio moon#astrology#about me
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honesty blazing
if we are being perfectly honest here, my friend
my friend that will raise my child with me forever
separately in a house under your jurisdiction alone
just the way you fucking like it
if we are being honest there are parts of me
that feel really different things
but a inner mob is brewing like a storm
only I can feel out here in Pluto
you Virgo who constantly tells me
(which betrays your beliefs subconsciously)
that you want gardens with only native plants
but I'm the child of an immigrant family
and beliefs tend to transcend mental barriers
so I know what you want exiled is me
wish granted, my dude
consider me extinct
because if I don't get away from you
I'm gonna light us both on fire
and though I meant it poetically
there's parts of me
that wants to just watch how you melt
and scream while you do it
#go fuck yourself#fuck you#fuck off#fuck it#i hate you#i give up#fuck my life#queen of shadows#poetry#trust#youtube#female poets#poem#scorpio#loveyourpain#deep love#fiction#maybe not#or not#maybe#i dunno
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every year libra season is always the absolute worst for me, literally at my lowest and it's when all the bad stuff happens in my life.
#maybe because i'm a virgo and just clash with most libras#but literally from the horrible hurricane last year to bad health from loved ones and death from friends and family this year#i fucking hate libra season#scorpio season can't come fast enough#astrology#txt#no one cares ash
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remy is the type of person that judges people because of their astrological charts
#that's right#this headcanon is brought to you by shame#remy: sorry for like murdering those people or whatever i'm a scorpio babe can't help it#“hop on the motorcycle babe were getting starbies” SHUT THE FUCK UPP#i love him so much but i get reminded constantly why i also hate him#he is so annoying ugh#which is typical for most characters tbh#ts remy#remy sanders#sanders sides#i love him
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jamie lee curtis and dacre montgomery have the same birthday. idk what this means but i thought i should point it out anyway
#happy sagittarius season to all those who celebrate#but also could still be scorpio season?#nov 22 is such a weird fucking date i hate that this is his birthday lmfao
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Yeah Lisa and Alex’s social post confuse me so much. Like especially Lisa’s bc she used to always have the camera in his face and now it’s like crickets or she sneakily posts stuff like the drinks. I don’t even see why he went home I’m really curious what was the reason they decided to try again because he doesn’t seem happy.
She’s been doing that a lot less since they separated. I guess it’s to keep up the ruse that they never actually separated? Idk. But this is a cycle that they’ve carried on their whole lives, it seems. They’re together, they break up, Alex freaks out and goes back to her, rinse and repeat. I have about a billion questions for them, but I’ll never get answers and I have to live with that.
#which is so fucked up bc I’m a Scorpio and we NEED to solve mysteries#but whatever#Alex wants to want the farm life but he doesnt like it#and so he goes off the la and hates it there too#idk why he doesn’t just…go somewhere else#idk maybe this next go round he will since Jack’s in nyc now#I like that better for him so maybe it’ll be better for Alex#I’m really talking out of my ass now but Alex rlly does run to Jack#makes me kinda 🥹#kalina answers#Alex#lg
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I saw the dude who’s cabin I was just staying at who I never ended up meeting but have seen a photo of and texted with today at the coop and I’m so fucking glad we never met he’s perhaps the hottest man I’ve ever seen in my entire life so help me god
#i felt naked when he looked at me today. vom.#quite sure he was married and i don’t think i could help but flirt this tall strong mountain man arborist lookin assss don’t talk to me ew#early 40s. he disturbed me.#im attracted on a genuine level to so few people that it always shakes me up so much especially something like this i dunno. just weird.#sorry to be high and lustful on main kiss kiss#the way he fucking looked at me dude. the most disrespectful ass scorpio ass smirk stop i hate you#this is a really well adjusted post 👍
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I been studying my birth chart for some time now more like on and off to be fully honest
and I just realised I am royally fucked
not only I have taurus in the seventh house in addition I got Saturn there so I'm going really slow
pluto in the second house is a bonus too
no wonder why my blackass is a late bloomer
well time to go cry honestly 'cause self establishment ain't gon' happen overnight
#imma go cry now#not one but two#the universe really said and I quote I'm feeling rather generous today so take it#excuse I don't recall subscribing to this kind of torture#nor do I have recollection of wondering why it is so fucking slow#yeah then I remember taurus is a whole ass earth sign#so it makes why it's taking time#spirit you're demanding too much#and I have a cancer stellium#aka I don't really like working#astro shenanigans#i hate it here#Pluto really meant *cough cough* you needa work#saturn said you needa discipline#taurus said take it slow#all of this on top of being a scorpio rising#beurk je sens ma fin venir#me and trauma we're best friends 💀
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seeing a lot of pisces talk on the dash today
#:|#i hate pisces#this blog is not a safe space for any water sign tbh#except maybe scorpios but ur on thin fucking ice#snow.txt
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the world hockey championship is on again but they swapped the players around in our national team so I’m not gonna see my fav guy…….whay if i killed muself
↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ this is him (filip hronek)
#he’s literally like nothing special plus he doesn’t look as hot without the helmet on. But Idont care#the inherent scorpio i hate everyone in this fucking place look in his eyes has bewitched me body and soul#mp#Okay well he is pretty special he’s been declared best defenseman multiple times im sorry to this man
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Bobby
1/24/23
I am regressing. I haven't sat in bed on my computer in the dark sobbing, wiping my face with toilet paper sober in so long. It is 9:54pm. I am in bed listening to Bobby by beabadoobee crying. When I was in high school, a boy I was dating sent me the song Bobby; he said it reminded him of me. I was 15 then, so this song struck a chord with me. Here I am five years later, listening to it, and the feelings I had when I was 15 arise again. Everyone always told me to be positive; time will heal it all. "You have so much to live for." I have experienced some great things in those five years but haven't. I tried to k*** myself three times within those five years, went to rehab three times, and to the psych ward four times. I always get so defeated when I think of all my friends who are successful now or have overcome all their struggles and dealt with them healthily. I always wish to stop being so disappointing to myself and others. Nothing or no one can be blamed except me.
“Nothing would last
Wishing her mind didn't think so sad 'Cause Bobby always had a stitch on the left side of her wrist Despite the love she'd get, she dismissed”
Bobby - Beabadoobee
Today was so hard. My boyfriend is in rehab, and I am overseas with my family because I just got out of rehab and needed to be with them. I can only hear from him once a day for fifteen minutes at 7:30 AM because of the time difference. When I answered his phone call this morning, I knew it wasn't going to be well, my gut just told me so, and I was right. He told me his family didn't want me to live with him, and we had plans. I came home, and we stayed with his family. Instead, they are putting him in sober living, and I am not allowed at their home. We also had plans to move north, and I don't know if I can come with him. He said they can't decide, but they are paying for our place, so I wonder if that's true. I am so scared. I want everything to work out. I love him so much. When we talked, he told me their opinion didn't matter, but I felt so guilty that I strained their relationship. I always feel like a burden. He's my person, and somehow I hurt him by being his girlfriend. Tomorrow I am going to try and pretend to be okay. He will know, but I am going to try. I have so much anxiety that I have cried all day and still am. All I want is him, and I don't like his family affecting our relationship. He reassured me in many ways, but my head got the best of me. My heart aches for him, yet I feel empty right now. The pain never fails to rob me of any relief.
“It's that feeling of dread
The fact you may never again Be the one in my bed You never took this fire for granted But granted yourself Self relief, self relief”
“It's that feeling of blue The color most acquainted with me, with you I never took your smile for granted While granting myself no relief“
Odd Reasons - Donovan Melero, Moondough
I am so broken right now.
#beadbadoobee#tw depressing stuff#this is a cry for help#i dont fucking know#bipolar#severe anxiety#self deprecating thoughts#self destruction#i hate my brain#whats wrong w me#i am suffocating#theres nothing#i am not enough#how can i get better#will i ever be happy#i am so damn tired#capricorn sun#scorpio moon#capricorn rising
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No man should ever be allowed to look this good while doing nothing. It's unnerving
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#me cago en todo#i hate this man i hate him#never trust scorpio men guys#look what they do#they'll fuck you up with that same smile#lee know#stray kids#lee minho
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Little things i notice about the moon signs:
(Again, other placements will affect your moon. This is just my opinion and what I've noticed. Feedback is welcome ofc)
Aries moon can be a bit impulsive. They process emotions in a simple, almot innocent way. They feel strongly about things.
Taurus moon shows their feelings in practical ways. They're usually not upfront about it, but if they like you, you'll know. They like to do little things for people they like without the person knowing.
Gemini moon can be good public speakers and be multilinguals. However, they might express different sentiments than what they feel inside.
Cancer moon (if developed) are the most emotionally intelligent of them all. They understand how their feelings completely.
Leo moon (if developed) are very generous, they'd give everything to those they love. They're confident and know their worth.
Virgo moon can get caught up in their own world. They think about certain things so much that they can get detached from reality
Libra moon (i'm sorry) but they can be people pleasers. They try to be kind to everyone that they can get fucked over by people.
Scorpio moon can sense when they're being taken advantage of fast. They're observant and notice things earlier than most other people. They also don't really forgive people that have wronged them
Sagittarius moon usually can't sit still, especially if they're worked up. They hate feeling restricted (in a physical and an emotional way)
Capricorn moon the least expressive moon sign. The type to express themselves in action rather than words. They can be really sweet if they want to. They'll always defend what they believe in and the people they love.
Aquarius moon's feelings are all over the place. They have unique views on things and say things that make everyone go ??
Pisces moon are usually quiet. They daydream a lot and are soft-spoken. They're also usually artistic (even if they're not artists themselves they'd still consume and appreciate art a lot)
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