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musicawizard · 9 months ago
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LMFAOOO😭😭
(credit given to whomever created the meme, ofc!!)
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amelia-yap · 8 months ago
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it's april and they are bloody fools
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ninaps · 8 months ago
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Just another day on the Enterprise.
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professor-beaker · 2 months ago
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See the funny thing is im aroace but i also have the memory of a goldfish. So ill just. Forget that people actually do things for love and sex (mostly sex)?? Like youre telling me people give chocolate to one another and its not just seen as being nice? Every time someones like "oh yeah i did that because i had a crush on them" i have two straight minutes of "HUH???" before i remember thats an actual motivation for people, and that romantic gestures do, in fact, exist
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aprito · 20 days ago
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sos month day 10: rivalry
let's be real, the pool of other people fighting for sakura's (romantic) attention is not that big. in fact, it's just those three. and they're very insistent on making their distaste for the latest member of the pool known!!
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zarnzarn · 3 months ago
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(check the tags for more and also the tag for other fics in the story!)
athena, scowling as she gets bullied into marrying the people she pined over for the last 1000 years, suddenly realising something: wait a minute
odysseus: what?
athena, frozen: wait a damn minute you know what this gives me rights to do
penelope, also realising: oh fuck yes
odysseus: I don't like the sound of whatever's happening here what are you two fucking talking about?
athena, grabbing the marriage wine and tossing it back, then kissing her new wife and husband and handing penelope a spear as she picks up a mace: we'll be back shortly, you can start celebrations without us.
penelope: do u have anything that can start a fire
athena, pulling out an old contract and scanning it before throwing it over her shoulder: yes. are you scared of heights or can we fly.
penelope: fucking bring it I've waited years for this moment
zeus: where are they going
hermes, picking up the contract: they're going to... Ogygia? Oh fucking shit they're going to fucking kill Calypso- hey, hello, WAIT-
#odysseus disappears midway because athena plants one on him so hard his soul evaporates#(strategic to make him stop from coming after them and also from passion she forgot to hold back for once)#(and also shes maybe possibly in love and cant wait to get vengeance on Calypsos bitch ass who hurt him so much for so long)#penelope has had to deal with calypos afteraffects for literally the rest of their lives. from flashbacks to odysseus inconsolably crying#at her feet for forgiveness some days even though shes always said frim the first moment that it wasnt his fault#the rest of the gods have to chase them down to prevent them from eternally torturing calypso (goddesses cant die <3)#athenas blazing mad and sick with guilt and horror. she couldn't attack before because it would be seen as an attack from olympus#but as a wife! as two wifes! no political implications there no holds barred calypso gets her ass BEAT#but also pls imagine them chasing her and gods chasing them round and round the island while screaming#odysseus wavered like 17 times on whether to ask hermes for a lift there or not but goes in the end#their honeymoon in truth ends up being on ogygia#athena lovingly and seductively teaching penelope how to fillet a person both of them covered in ichor#odysseus with a hand over his mouth blushing grinning tears in eyes torn between turned on and terrified to be back and crying coz they lov#him that much.#((he goes to her just before they leave in the cave she used to drag him to. she can barely hold herself up and hes shaking to approach))#((but he's stronger now. settled and satisfied and content. he kneels by her and sets down bandages next to her.))#((i told you i was married he says. and because his truest weapon is his tongue- if youd just listened i wouldve found us both a way out))#she sobs and he leaves. the scars will never fade fully but he feels lighter as he steps out into the sun where athene and pen are waiting.#bloodsoaked and being shouted at by hera but smiling at him widely and gleefully as he approaches. takes a hand each and presses him btwn.#he squeezes back with a smile and leans into them. his beautiful horrifying wives#odypenath#odypenetha#odysseus#penelope#athena#odypen#odyath#penath#epic the musical#love in paradise
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scribz-ag24 · 1 year ago
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You might be surprised to learn I think about future trio a lot.
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natp20 · 1 month ago
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i love so much about how ripley and orthax's partnership is portrayed here, especially in contrast with percy's former relationship with orthax and the parallels between him and ripley
ripley and orthax are partners. percy never really understood what orthax was, or what his role was in the demon's plan. ripley has virtually no one to act as her moral compass. percy has a lot of people in his life to check his worst impulses (i.e., vox machina, cassandra). ripley can live with committing numerous atrocities in the name of science and vengeance, and is an active participant. orthax had to up the ante when the original plan was thwarted and resorted to manipulating percy through hallucinations to try and kill his friends in an attempt to isolate him
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mikkomacko · 1 month ago
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I know he’s pouty and grumpy here but it’s so mob Nico
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Gif from @neekshq
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soulless-bex · 2 months ago
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i think Tim deserves to do a little fratricide. as a treat.
(edit: link to the fic)
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marquisecubey · 11 months ago
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wish you were here
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lavendorii · 4 months ago
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First summer
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love-3-crimes · 5 months ago
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VAQUERO!!! JASH
its been a year,,,crazy. wild, even.
plus some silly doodles of the cashier! who may or may not be a love interest, depending on who you ask. theyll learn to get along eventually
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black-and-yellow · 1 year ago
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corviiids · 1 month ago
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if i can think of a reasonable chatfic premise for lawlight ill do it
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canadiancryptid · 11 months ago
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