#i forgot to write that before

[deathcap420]

Based Konomi moment

[crabcounty]

ONCE IN A LIFETIME ❤️

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

katsuki who's always fixing the necklace he got for you. to him, it's a very clear sign that you're taken and he wants to make sure there's absolutely no mistake about it. it's like he naturally gravitates towards it, pulled towards you like a magnet whenever you wear it (which is all the time).

he's always just fiddling with it, absentmindedly dangling the cute little golden "k" around your collar bone and playing around with it while you talk, occasionally humming to let you know he's listening before letting it go with a satisfied sigh, not before making sure the first letter of his name was right in the middle of the chain. you were his after all, and he was gonna make sure everybody knew.

[riddlerosehearts]

thinking about how lae'zel is literally THE first character you ever see on-screen in bg3 even before getting to make your own tav, and how her story as a young warrior from a race of people who were once enslaved by mind flayers is SO deeply intertwined with the main plot of the game, and how she herself has such awesome character development focused on loyalty and duty and being free to become your own person and make your own path in life and how she's arrogant and aggressive and closed-off and says edgy shit like "i know only blood-red and death-black, my mind is silver and my body steel" but then she also speaks so poetically at times and can be so romantic and compassionate and she gets embarrassed when you tell her it's "tiefling" not "teethling" and she responds to shadowheart saying "have we buried the hatchet?" with "no, why would i bury a weapon, is it broken?". and how she was basically the only origin companion that i knew nothing about before i played bg3 for the first time even though i'd been seeing constant posts about the game for months!! ugh lae'zel i love you so much you deserve so much more appreciation.

[egophiliac]

I loved your drawing(and I love your style in general) with Leia in your recent post! If/when you have time can we see more of her in your style? I get so happy whenever I actually see people mention/talk about her and she’s not just forgotten because we didn’t get to see much of her. 😭

thank you! 💙💙💙 Leia/Leah/Lea/whatever is fascinating to me. she is the ultimate unknown. what was she like? how involved (or even aware of any details of the invasion) was she? Silver's basically a physical carbon copy of his biodad, so what did he get from her? like, I understand why the two of them kind of have to stay as these super vague and mysterious figures -- the whole point of them is that their story ended 400+ years ago and they're not really relevant anymore (and. well. the more that gets explained about them, the less that can just kinda be handwaved as "oh the politics were Very Messy") (we can sit here and theorize all day but let us acknowledge that, ultimately, canon gave us almost nothing about them post-Meleanor and we'd just be making things up). I do still wonder about her though! RIP Lea, we never knew you and we probably never will.

actually you know what, as long as we're here, I think I WILL go ahead and just make some stuff up about what Silver might've inherited from her instead.

[sttoru]

“tsk. has nobody taught you how to eat?” sukuna scoffs, gnawing on a big of piece of meat whilst watching you eat your own meal next to him. the corners of your lips are very messy.

you can’t help it. the food the maids had prepared is too delicious to eat without gusto. you’re alone with sukuna so you don’t mind your table manners all that much. nor does he.

“right back at you, my lord.” you retort in a sassy tone. a hand reaches out to tug at your hair before firmly flicking your forehead. a reminder of your place.

sukuna yanks off a piece of meat from the bone with his sharp fangs. he glances down at you with an amused yet dangerous look, “get too bratty with me ‘n you’ll end up as my dinner next.”

you chuckle. you’re used to his threats by now, knowing he won’t go that far, though you don’t push your luck any further.

the unexpected feeling of a wet tongue sweeping off the sauce from your mouth makes you cringe. you notice how sukuna had formed a mouth on one of his hands and decided to just clean you up that way, “ew. get that away.”

“ew? you should be grateful for that, woman.” sukuna huffs, continuing to eat nonchalantly whilst you’re struggling to fight off his hand from your face. “i can also use somethin’ else to clean up y’r dirty mess.”

the king of curses grins menacingly as the huge tongue on his abdomen rolls out. you shiver at the mental image of that massive thing slobbering all over your face to get the sauce off.

“yeah no.. err, thank you. i’ll just get a napkin.”

[zephyrchama]

This is a piece for @obeymevents's Obey me! Prompt Roulette event! We submitted random prompts, and received a random prompt in return. The prompt for this piece is...

Too Many Beds

It's longer than most of my pieces so it's hidden below the read more (but it's fully SFW!). I tried to include every character, and there is a handy chart of where everyone is sleeping. Hope you enjoy!

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“I can’t thank you enough for agreeing to test out our new overnight package.”

Diavolo was in high spirits. He walked with a pep in his step down the quiet carpeted hallways of the latest Corvo hotel. Everything smelled faintly of fresh paint and there wasn’t a speck of dust to be seen.

The group following him was only half listening. Some were so far back, engrossed in their own idle chit-chat, that even Diavolo’s vigorous voice didn’t reach them. The modern, dim hallway lighting was exactly opposite of the large ballroom they had just been in, wherein massive glitzy chandeliers reflected off of polished champagne glass towers. There had been no shortage of indulgences. Fine food prepared by professional chefs, a wide open dance floor with a live band, and the best of company that you had the pleasure of personally inviting.

Diavolo left the guest list for this exclusive party up to you, as there are few beings he trusts so unconditionally. Not wanting to disappoint him, you thought it best to keep invites limited to your closest friends at RAD. Sixteen people, including yourself, was a good, round number and you were confident the company would never be dull. It made for a memorable night of partying.

Now that the ballroom had been thoroughly christened and you were extremely tuckered out from dancing, your group moved as one to their accommodations for the night. Diavolo, leading the pack, guaranteed it would be an experience like no other. The hallway had few doors, each spread noticeably far apart. The rooms inside must be large. You wondered if they were suites fit for royalty. Past the vending room, past the ice dispenser, your group finally came upon a simple set of double wooden doors.

“Here we are!” Diavolo exclaimed. “Again, this is something new we’re offering only at this hotel. I’d appreciate your feedback in the morning.”

There was no lock. Barbatos demonstrated that it could recognize a guest’s handprint, requiring no key to open. He waved you in with a smile.

The room was massive. You were greeted with a sophisticated wood paneled wall with lights installed around the floor and ceiling. Next to the entrance was a locker room of sorts for luggage. Your possessions had already been carried up and neatly stored away.

Next up, a communal bathroom with multiple rooms for baths, showers, and toilet facilities, all attached to a powder room with floor to ceiling mirrors.

The bedroom itself rivaled the ballroom in size and it was filled, from corner to corner, with beds. Queen sized bunk beds. Each expertly made up in fine silk sheets. Chocolate mints wrapped in gold foil sat atop the fluffy pillows and folded robes sat squarely at the foot of each bed.

You paused in confusion to take in such a unique sight, but people were filing in one after another behind you. Solomon put a hand on your back to safeguard you from the parade of tipsy non-humans. You moved forward. Beelzebub followed with a half-asleep Belphegor latched to his side.

“This setup is for large groups. We took inspiration from days of old, when travelers would all reside in one common room. There are more than enough accommodations for everyone,” Barbatos explained. “Perfect for the budget-friendly school trip, work retreat, or group celebration. Wouldn’t you agree?”

You squinted. There was a reason people didn’t sleep together in giant rooms anymore. A good reason.

“We’re all sleeping here?” you confirmed. Barbatos’ coy smile affirmed it. This was going to be a headache.

“There are no assigned arrangements,” he confirmed, “so feel free to pick whichever bed suits your fancy.”

Multiple hands grabbed your arms. Mammon, Asmodeus, and Luke exclaimed, “I wanna sleep with you!”

Leviathan followed their enthusiasm with his own, “I-I-I also want to s-s-s-sleep w-with you!”

At the same time, Mephistopheles could be heard, “Lord Diavolo! I’d like nothing more than to sleep beside you! Just like when we were kids.”

Diavolo was already half-shouting, “I want to sleep with Lucifer!”

You faintly caught Satan snickering, “yeah, I bet you do.”

“You guys reek of alcohol,” Luke complained as he pinched his nose. He waved his hand towards Mammon and Asmodeus. “Nobody wants to sleep near you!”

“Does this hotel even allow pets?” Mammon snarked. “Who let this chihuahua inside?”

Luke kicked Mammon in the foot. While the two squabbled, Beelzebub offered, “it will be quiet with me.”

You were pulled back and forth in a nauseating three way tug-of-war. Even those who weren’t making physical contact had their eyes on you, their intentions clear.

“Nobody is sleeping with anyone.” Lucifer raised his voice above the din. It was getting late and he would not tolerate a stupid fight. “There are more than enough beds to spread out. One person per bunk bed. Nobody is allowed to sleep in a bed directly next to anyone else. I don’t want any funny business happening tonight. That’s final.”

Multiple sighs could be heard, ranging from relieved to annoyed to straight-up disappointed. Mammon could be heard saying, rhetorically, "Who said you get to make the rules?"

“That’s the most fair option,” Simeon stated. “On the bright side, we also get matching pajamas. That makes it feel less lonely”

“Come now, Lucifer. We can’t even sleep in adjacent beds?” Diavolo asked sadly. That defeated half the purpose of sleeping in a big room together.

“What about diagonal?” Raphael asked. He had his hand on his chin. Despite the room being massive, it was unlikely there were enough beds for all sixteen beings present to sleep with multiple beds in between one another.

Lucifer put an end to the discontentment once and for all by announcing, “Diagonal is fine. I want you all in a bed in ten minutes. If anyone doesn’t like it, you’re free to sleep in the street.”

Barbatos showed his full agreement with a smile that gave you chills. He had such a way of expressing himself without really changing his expression at all. It was enough to get everyone moving.

Beelzebub carried his twin over to a bed at random and placed the dozing Belphegor in a lower bunk, then took his pillow mint as compensation. It was a hefty treat coated in chocolate, larger than your typical pillow mints, one that befit the luxury status of the Corvo hotel.

People began milling around the room. Barbatos mentioned something about a lilac scent on the pillows to make falling asleep easier. They inspected the beds but didn’t actually claim one. Many side glances were thrown in your direction.

Thirteen had been quiet, refusing to get tangled up in everyone’s petty bickering until now. The reaper boldly pushed past everybody loitering in her way. Upon reaching the farthest, most isolated corner of the room, she turned and announced, “I’m sleeping here. If any of you come near me, I’m going straight home and blowing out your candle.”

The room went silent as everyone stared. She continued, “Well… except one. If there’s an emergency, you know who to send as your representative.”

With a cute wink in your direction, she turned her back and disappeared up a ladder to a top bunk.

“Ooh, scary,” Solomon laughed.

Thirteen’s manicured middle finger poked out from the edge of her bunk in response.

Solomon responded with another laugh. Though, this wasn’t the time to poke fun at Thirteen. He had more interesting things to focus on.

He asked you, “Have you decided where to sleep?”

It was obviously the question everyone was dying to know. You didn’t care. All of the beds literally looked the same. They were so sparkling new, even the metal screws holding the mattress frames together had the same shiny luster, without a speck of rust. It looked like someone copy and pasted the same bed in a repeating pattern until the room was full. You wouldn't doubt if this were a low budget VR game.

Any show of preference would start a war. You decided it was best to choose at random. “I’m going to take… this one.”

“Then, this one’s mine!” Mammon declared, diving into a bottom bunk as close to yours as Lucifer would allow.

“No fair! I wanted that one!” Luke anxiously balled his hands. While paralyzed thinking about what to do, Solomon happily claimed the bed opposite of Mammon's. Options near you were quickly running out.

“This diagonal space looks open,” Simeon remarked. He and Lucifer chose beds directly diagonal to you, giving Luke the idea to jump headfirst into the other open diagonal space before Asmodeus could take it.

Diavolo began climbing a bed close to Lucifer. As unofficial chaperones, the two of them in top bunks would be able to keep an eye out for any late night funny business. Leviathan followed suit, scrambling into a top bunk in the hopes of being able to spot your sleeping figure several rows away.

Finally, everyone had a bed to call their own.

There was a minor scuffle to the bathroom while the tired group performed their nighttime routines. Teeth were brushed, pajamas were donned. Shirtless glimpses were stolen from a select few who couldn't be bothered to change in private. Simeon helped you figure out how to get warm water when the sink spout wouldn’t budge. Asmodeus came out wearing a nourishing face mask that garnered some stares.

“I’ll be turning the lights out now,” Barbatos announced after some time had passed.

Leviathan and Diavolo were leaning on top bunk edges, engrossed in a mighty battle on their handheld games. “Hold on a moment.” Diavolo was rapidly mashing buttons as he explained, “we’ve almost got him down to half HP.”

“How’s your ult? Is the meter filled?” Leviathan asked. His eyes did not stray from the screen. He was a master at work.

“This thing on the side? No, it keeps going up every time I land a hit. Is that good?”

“As soon as that’s filled, get close to him and hit R2! With the gear I gave you it will take out at least another 20% of-”

“I’ll be turning out the lights now,” Barbatos repeated. He turned the lights out.

The night had officially begun.

“Satan, would you mind turning that off?” Raphael’s whisper carried through the dark. “It’s hard to sleep.”

Satan was making full use of the bed’s built-in reading light. It was tiny yet powerful. Unlike Leviathan’s handheld game console, Satan couldn’t hide it under the covers.

“Is this any better?” He tilted it down further, so the light shone directly on the page. So much so that the letters were hard to see, the light reflected right off of the ink. It remained a burning beacon in that otherwise dark half of the room, made worse by the fact that Satan was on a top bunk.

“It’s not much better,” Raphael said.

Satan huffed and adjusted his light again. “How about now?”

“No.”

One low growl later, Satan adjusted his light for a third time. “Better?”

“Now it’s in my eyes,” Asmodeus whined. “I can see it through my eye mask. Can’t you just read in the dark?”

“Can’t you get a higher quality mask?”

There was the shrill whistle of a projectile flying through the air, followed by the shattering of glass. Then there was no more light. “Hey! Watch it!” Satan roared. He was met with a colorful chorus of “shh!”, “shut up!” and “quiet!”

Asmodeus chucked a pillow towards his angry brother.

Raphael whispered, “That’s better.”

Just as his head found its way back to the pillow, Barbatos could be heard. “You will need to pay for that in the morning.”

Satan was left to seethe quietly. Instead of counting sheep, he counted the different ways he could curse Lucifer to vent his frustrations. He didn’t get very far. There was another loud disturbance, this time from the back. An ear-splitting buzzing sound preceded a deep shout.

Thick smoke filled the air around Thirteen’s corner.

“What is going on now?” Mephistopheles demanded. He was cranky, with a massive frown plastered across his face as he lifted his silk sleep mask. This was the most testing night he had ever experienced.

“I told you not to get near me!” Thirteen huffed. She waved her arms, clearing the air to see who was stupid enough not to heed her warning.

“Sorry.” Beelzebub was stuck coughing under a massive electric net. Miss Soaring Buzz Buzz Junior wasn’t a very painful trap, but the static shocks and heavy smoke were an unpleasant sensation even for the strongest of demons. There were a trail of foil wrappers that once contained mints pilfered from the empty beds, and they lead up to the paralyzed Beelzebub. This supported his case when he claimed between coughs, “I got hungry.”

“Haha, I should have known.” Diavolo was finding this whole ordeal to be very exciting. One unexpected event after the next. He had no intention of sleeping to begin with, lest he miss out on all the fun of spending time with his friends. It was a good thing Leviathan was also a night owl. The otaku helped the prince stay busy in between bouts of chaos with highly recommend handheld role playing games, to be enjoyed under the thick covers.

“Can you let me out? This net is really uncomfortable.” Beelzebub wiggled like a worm. The net didn’t budge against his strength and his arms were pinned against his stomach. “Also, are you going to eat your mint?”

“I’m saving it!" Thirteen exclaimed, "and I’ll let you out in the morning.”

“I’ll get you out,” somebody yawned. Belphegor plodded over to his twin, half asleep with eyes half closed. “Consider it thanks for carrying me into bed.”

“Belphie, thank you.”

Undoing Thirteen’s trap was not easy. It was clearly going to take a while, especially with Belphegor fighting sleep every step of the way.

“Can we all be quiet now?” Mephisto was exasperated. “Please? Thank you.”

“Now you see what I put up with every day,” Lucifer muttered. He was staring up at the ceiling, reconsidering his life choices. Was it a mistake to have adopted all of these buffoons as his brothers? No. Lucifer was never wrong about their potential and greatly enjoyed seeing them grow. They were just idiots.

This was further proved around half an hour later. Half an hour of blissful silence, during which a few members of your entourage were able to doze off. Things were finally calm. Asmodeus sat up. He slid out of bed, tugging at the belt around his robe to ensure it was properly tied and would accentuate his beautiful waist.

Asmodeus tip toed towards your direction, dancing lightly on his feet as he imagined how happy you’d be at his little midnight rendezvous. Lucifer might’ve said you couldn’t sleep near each other, but he never said you had to stay apart all night long.

“Whaddya think you’re doing?”

Out of the dark, Mammon thrust an arm in front of his younger brother, allowing him no further.

“Just a trip to the bathroom,” Asmodeus sang with a quiet lilt.

“Bathroom my foot. Get outta here,” Mammon spat. “I’m on to you. No one gets past me. Go on, shoo.” His command was accompanied by the classic hand motion, shooing Asmodeus back from where he came from.

“Hmmph! You could be a little nicer about it.”

Mammon stood guard at the foot of your bed until Asmodeus was good and settled, albeit sulking, back under his sheets. Mammon then turned and promptly began to crawl right into your bed. He was slow, careful not to make much noise. His full attention was on safely completing this mission. You would make for a top tier prize once that hurdle was cleared.

“Hey, were you up waitin’ for me?” he asked in a low whisper, careful not to be too loud.

“Actually, yes,” Lucifer whispered in response, lowering the covers away from his face. Mammon shrieked, leaped up, and crashed onto the ground in a scramble to get away from his older brother.

“Oh, for crying out loud,” Mephistopheles complained. “When will it end?”

Mammon stammered, pointing a shaky finger at Lucifer, “You were supposed to be over there! Where’d-”

Lucifer cut him off. “They are in bed. Just like you should be.”

“Yeah, but which bed?”

The question went unanswered. Lucifer sat up, swung his legs over the side of the mattress, and slipped a pair of complimentary fuzzy slippers onto his feet. “Let’s go. I’ll tuck you in.”

“No thanks!”

“I’ll be sure to do it very snugly.”

Mammon was unable to protest as Lucifer grabbed him by the collar and dragged him back to the proper bed. Mammon’s belt would make for a suitable chain to tie his hands to the metal bedpost, ensuring a repeat of this incident would not occur. A teary and frustrated Mammon caught your eye for the briefest of seconds as you peered over the top bunk of what was originally Lucifer’s bed. You gave him a little wave. With bound hands, Mammon opened his mouth to say something, but the space was quickly filled with a small accent pillow from Lucifer. 

From your new top bunk perch, you looked around to see how everyone else was fairing. Squinting in the dark, you could make out a few people. Beelzebub had successfully escaped Thirteen’s trap. You noticed his feet going right up to the edge of his bed. Diavolo was grinning like a kid in a candy shop. Beyond him was the still figure of Barbatos, laying face up with eyes closed and his hands crossed over his chest. On the opposite side, you craned to see Simeon. It was hard to see what he was up to. Same with Belphegor behind him.

You wouldn’t find out until morning that Lucifer’s no bed-sharing rule was broken. Belphegor, in a sleepy haze, couldn’t properly find his way back after helping Beelzebub. He wound up in Simeon’s bed, clinging to the angel’s side, pinning him down with an arm and a leg. Simeon would have found it pretty adorable if only Belphegor wasn’t so heavy. No amount of wiggling, prodding, or whisper-shouts would get the Avatar of Sloth off of him. Simeon did not want to risk texting you and waking you up if you were already asleep, so he resigned himself to his fate underneath Belphegor.

It wasn’t long before another large sound woke just about everybody in the room up. You jumped. It sounded like someone threw their suitcase from the ceiling. There was a small commotion on the other side of the room.

“Thirteen?” Solomon accused.

“Hey! Watch your tone, that wasn’t me.”

“I see… Then maybe Satan mistook reality for a dream and threw somebody across the room?” he mused.

Satan sighed, “Don’t make me come over there.”

As it turns out, Solomon wasn’t too far off the mark. Soon it was clear to all: Leviathan had fallen asleep and, soon after, fell out of his top bunk. It was impressive. He basically sleep-climbed over the low walls of the bunk bed by gradually throwing his limbs over it one by one. When the amount of Leviathan on one side was higher than the amount of him on the other side, the demon’s body slipped and came crashing down in one of the top five most unpleasant wake-ups Solomon had ever experienced.

“Aaaaaahhhhh.” Leviathan’s voice was surprisingly weak for the strong blow he’d just received. He curled up on the floor and rubbed his aching head while Diavolo and Solomon watched.

“Leviathan, are you alright?” Raphael asked.

“Aaaaaaaaahh,” he repeated. He was more in shock than anything.

“He sounds fine,” Satan turned on his side and pulled his blanket up.

Leviathan shakily stood to his feet. This was not his beautiful room, and this was not his beautiful bathtub. It was a room of judgement. An introvert’s worst nightmare. “Wow, thanks for the concern.”

He crawled back into bed, into the bottom bunk this time. He grabbed the covers, swirling them around himself in a protective cocoon. “I’ll be just fine, don’t you worry about me,” he complained.

“Good to hear!” Diavolo responded with sincerity. “Good night, Leviathan!”

“Oh. Uhh, good night?” Leviathan mumbled back. He was caught off guard by actual good will and snuggled his embarrassed face into the blanket.

“Good night, Lord Diavolo!” Mephistopheles called out, not one to be outdone.

“Why, good night Mephistopheles. And good night, Lucifer.”

“Enough.”

[dollfacewinston]

I tapped his shoulder. Katsuki turned around with his trademark scowl in his face, but it softened to a small frown when he realized it was me. "What?"

Leaning my chin in my hand, I smiled. "Nothing. Just wanted to look at you for a minute."

His lip curled. To some, he would look disgusted, but I knew he was fighting not to grin. "You're what? Just getting an eyeful?"

I nodded. "I spend the rest of class looking at the back of your head, but I like seeing your face."

He scoffed and rolled his eyes, though he looked pleased rather than annoyed. "You should be taking notes." His sentence sounded as if it had been cut short. I wasn't used to him missing an opportunity to call me "sweets" ever since he'd read the term of endearment in a romance manga. Then again, we were in homeroom waiting for class to start and all our friends were within hearing range.

I widened my eyes in faux innocence. "I can just borrow your notes, right Katsu'?" He let out a slow sigh, his tongue darting out to lick his bottom lip as his eyes flickered down to glimpse at my lips. I smiled wider when his eyes stayed glued to my lips. "Do you need something?" I asked.

He shook his head, finally tearing his gaze away. "No." He looked again only briefly, then his crimson eyes met mine. "Just having a look."

"The flavor's vanilla," I said helpfully. "I just found a creme brulee lip balm so-"

His hand shot out to gently grab the back of my head and he leaned up, bracing his other arm on the back of his chair as he leaned over my desk to give me a frankly dizzying kiss. He kept it chaste, the meeting of our lips tender as we breathed each other in. The smack of our lips made my heart flutter as we met, barely parting before we joined once more, heads tilting to allow us to meet even more perfectly.

We parted, not quite breathless, and I yearned for another kiss. But, he was already sitting back down, pressing his lips together to more evenly spread the lip balm we shared. "You always taste sweet," he muttered as if complaining. The glance we shared was heated and for a brief moment everything else was muted and unimportant.

Then Kaminari threw a wadded up paper between us and yelled for us to "get a room!" I sat back with a sigh and watched as Katsuki hopped up out of his seat, small explosions already sparking in his palms as he chased after Denki.

[wtfforged]

i think about this one piece party panel so often i wanted to draw it

the panel ⤵️

[aghostsnail]

so-so there's this guy (@keferon 's tf mecha au)

[hootyhoowoo]

A little 15 min doodle but first post of the year has to be Bingqiu!

[lexus-k4]

Dp x DC idea/prompt

So we get these prompts, fics and one-shots etc: where Danny is an Enigma or dos shit that don't make sense or makes the JL extremely worried.

(TW: for those light of heart, be warned. Mentioned death and pourpousfully misswritten words as 'dye' instead of using an I. Just incase. :) )

Well what if Danny was Bff's with Death.

Like. After Danny got his powers death kept appearing to him and death is just like. Confused. Cus, this 14 year old kid is meant to be dead, but isn't. This 14 year old kids name keeps coming up for would that have passed away but then disappear moments later. And Death just doesn't understand what's happening.

(I'mma say there are multiple deaths because having one would be to much for the poor fellow. But I'mma make it so that death is the original, but as humans multiplied he took in students and taught them- and they go by names not 'death')

And Danny is just baffled as to why this weird dude wearing a spooky cliche death robe. But, oh well. He's not causing problems so Danny doesn't hate them.

And it continues like this back and forth with no communication till one day death walks up to him and is like.

"I don't get it. Are you meant to be dead, or alive? I can't figure it out and I'm just getting tired at this point..."

"I uhh.... I don't-"

"Like, I'm death. I have my usual list, and so do all my students, but your name as shown up like a gazillion times and has disappeared just as much. It don't make sense."

"... Huh? "

This leads to death and Danny just chatting and Danny mentions his half a status, and death finally understands. And he accidentally drops a bomb to Danny saying that hell be immortal so he needs to remove Danny name from the death list permanently otherwise some of his students might try to get to him.

Danny of course has an after life crisis about the info but deals with it. And death comes over to chat with Danny every once in a while.

Weeks pass. Then months. Then years. And now death and Danny are the most stereotypical best friends you can find. They'll be sat on top of Fenton works just chatting and stargazing when for no reason at all one will push the other off the roof and laugh maniacly.

Through the friendship Danny has also found out that Vlad isn't an actual half a and Danny doesn't found as she's more of a neverborn. He also fousn put that he's the 3rd ever half a to exist. However the first drove themselves to insanity then eternal rest (ghost death) and the second though they were invincible and ate blood blossoms as a challenge. You'd think they'd be smarter considering they already dies once.

Another thing Danny found out, is that death has a special list specific for would that he's meant to collect but he can't because they are somehow alive, still have a beating heart and have a soul attacked to their body. And death isn't allowed to kill. Only take the souls after they've left the physical attachment and the heart has stopped permanently. And death had given Danny access to this list.

Now with the flick of his wrist he can make a magical list of names appear out of nowhere.

Phantom at the Watchtower: y'know. Death said that they've seen almost every hero's name on their list at least 2 already. And yet you hero's somehow evaid meeting him. Like, they said they respect it, but that it's also quite annoying because it waists their time.

Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, the flash, kid flash, red hood and constantine close enough to hear all that clearly: ....

Other hero's in the cafeteria where they are only hearing bits and pieces and mentions of death: huh?

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Phantom at the end of a mission: hey flash. Death says they want you to stop doing stupid shit and dye-ing all the time. They're getting fed up with either having to come to you to just find your alive again or that they send you to afterlife but you make your way back.

The flash: ... Im sorry what now? WHO now? HUH?!

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Phantom in the Watchtower discussing a mission with JLD where there is a cult trying to summon death: oh come on. It's nothing like death has time for this shit. And when they're on their break their either taking a well deserved rest or chatting with their bestie. Besides that summoning spell is all wrong.

Constantine: YOU'VE MET DEATH?!?!

Superman didn't hear a single tell take stutter or indicator of a lie: ....

Batman filing thi information for later...

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Phantom to some of the hero: hey guys, I wanted to ask if I could visit some of your cities for a short stay. I wanted to get death a cool b-day gift and I think I got sommet that'll make him laugh.

Green Arrow: o-oh? What's that?

Phantom: oh just thought I'd take death on a trip with me as I visit as I make some of your villains lives a living hell. Quite a few of your villains are on their 'meant to be dead but aren't and can't kill list' so, I know they don't want me to kill them but I can make them suffer like how they've caused my bestie constant aneurysms.

The hero's:....

Stunned Constantine: ... Besties.... He said besties... They're fuckin besties. Unbelievable... I need a drink... Pronto... Goodbye

Wonder woman: I mean. As long as you can swear there will be no unnecessary deaths.

Batman thinking of a certain someone everyone in gotham hates with a passion: might I ask, is there someone in gotham like that? And if yes, you can come whenever. I'll even helpxim sure my kids will too.

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Phantom: Hey guys! I wanted you to meet my bestie. Death meet some of the JL members, that's-

Death: don't worry phantom, I know who they are. Its lovely to meet you. I'm currently on a Holliday today, I'm having June take over my shift because it was a last minute holiday. Oh Diana, it is a pleasure to meet you, I must say your my favourite distant relative.

Wonder woman: w-what do you mean?

Death: oh sorry, i forget people don't know. It's just I'm sorta related to every first being it every religion, because like... I'm a original being. Just one that is know in every belief.

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Phantom popping out of invisibility: HI! We've be trying to contact you about your life's extended warranty.

Joker: *heavily jumpscares and feeling like he might die* AHHH!!!!

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Phantom popping half his body through a wall: Hi! Did you know death evasion is just like tax evasion. The longer you wait the more the negative effects it'll cause. I mean, why prolong it. It'll happen eventually.

Ra's al Ghul: HOW DID YOU GET I HERE?!?!

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I feel like I'd want death to be gender neutral like CW, ik it's cliche but like hear me out. Imagine death has the ever subtely changing face that makes it look like dead ppl you know, and if you don't know any then currently dying people.

I also feel like each student would've chosen their own name, and I feel like the first few would've named them selves after like the months, maybe seasons, zodiacs or just stuff like that, and the more younger ones and more unique and individual but still sometimes relates to something.

I also feel like Red hood would try be buddies with death. Or that that he'd help get death a present for b day.

And I imagine death would only celebrate their b day once every 10 or something 100 years, because every year is just too much and tedious

[kozumelts]

you and newly hard-of-hearing katsuki learn sign language together after the war. he insists that his hearing is just fine, dammit, but he finds himself relying on your lips more and more; finds himself missing comments and cues. the world is muffled in a way that puts him off-kilter.

you sign up for classes together. he's frustrated, at first–"i'm fucking slurring my words"–but he's determined. the two of you spend hours together, studying across from each other on the couch, practicing vocabulary.

with time, he warms up to it. you watch him settle into it, growing more expressive with practice. the two of you start signing to each other, even around your friends. he loves signing snarky comments nobody else can hear, especially when you two are in public (and he loves being able to show affection without anyone else having to hear)

anyway yea HOH bakugo! pro hero lord explosion murder being loved by the deaf/hoh community! by deaf children!

[artuurle]

Okay so about those headcanons-

I believe ascending to god-hood in Great God Grove is heavily Tied to a persons mental health, whole post is under read-more for the sake of everyone, poorly written ramblings by someone that struggles to write out thoughts below with some doodles (obviously spoilers too!) :

Aka dumb idiots who girl-rot (/silly) and don't handle their internal issues end up ascended in the realms hours to DAYS after the event instead of immediately after like in the case of King. In my headcanon this is because a gods new form is tied to who they are, and if you hate yourself, don't know who you are, or think you're nothing, it'll effect how you turn out, fighting with other aspects of how you see yourself for dominance. The harder the struggle to create a form, the more of a recoup period for said god to actually start being able to do things- think about it like recovering from exertion or from being sick.

This of course can lead to some problems for the said gods with more problems than others, like Inspekta:

He fears being nobody, dying, leaving nothing behind, and being forgotten- and when he ascended he quite literally lost his whole torso and his tail popped off! hands possibly representin' the others that propped him up! Finally waking up after ascending I'd take it he took his form rather poorly and actually needed extra time to recover *emotionally* before anything on top of the time needed to pop into full existence as a god. I believe when the other gods saw his entrance into the realm, it was quite literally him dropping in from a long ways up with a thud for the jacket and his head bouncing away (really silly, like a ball). while being able to put it together for the other gods he ended up really struggling about what he'd become in private.

Another god i believe may have had issues with ascending is not surprisingly, Click Clack. A god i feel in his human life spent making himself palatable and burying editing out how he felt about things and being unnoticed. Also wouldn't be surprising some of the burying editing came in during the time between him and Thespius ascended, his lover was above them now, after all! I actually drew how i envisioned his entrance to the god realm, because i'm biased.

like a sudden ink spill appeared after a while and he crawled out, exhausted.

anyway i've rambled incoherently enough hope u enjoyed my nonsense and the doodles [explodes]

[leyyvi]

Levi doesn't mind helping you study, but you definitely get distracted with him. Sometimes he has to be a little strict with you or you're not gonna get anything done. It becomes very apparent that you're really not trying to memorize the content of the flashcards he's holding up, because he keeps meeting your eyes instead of seeing you read what you wrote.

"Don't look at me, look at the card," he finally says when you take a bit too long to recall what's on the back of the card.

"I can't help it! You keep looking at me first." You huff, hunching over with your face in your hands.

"It's to make sure you actually read..." Levi sighs and ruffles your hair despite your protests.

"I give up. i can't focus, you're just too pretty--"

"That's not a valid excuse," Levi deadpans, ignoring your pout. "Hey, c'mon. You need to know this for tomorrow."

"Ugh, okay..." you trail off in thought, pursing your lips as he holds up the card again.

"Tell me the answer," he encourages. You frown before slowly reaching over and moving his hand so that the card covers his face.

It marginally works. Less so distracted by his expectant gaze, you manage to offer a partial explanation to the prompt on the card. Though he doesn't look too satisfied.

"It's closer than you've been the last ten minutes." He murmurs with an exasperated sigh.

"Hey, just keep your pretty face covered and I won't get distracted! I'll get better, I swear."

The corner of his mouth twitches. "Is it really that distracting?"

"Obviously! i think anyone would be with how pretty--"

"Nevermind, I shouldn't have asked."

"Just take the compliment already, god." You grin at him and he shakes his head, the tiniest smile painting his lips.

"Fine. Thank you," he says, tone laced in sarcasm as he holds the next card up over his face. "Answer it before I start making you rewrite these instead."

[kazutora-kurokawa]

The mouth on Sukuna's stomach is 100% connected to his actual mouth, so whenever you're riding it he can still taste you. But it also processes tastes differently than a normal mouth, so sometimes you taste different. It's a meager difference but Sukuna notices and drops whatever he was doing, using all four of his arms to pull you up onto his face so he can get a second taste ♡