#i feel like one of the names you see being made fun off on facebook groups sometimes

[theweevilofsweetreef]

having the same name as a vaguely popular game character is strangely trippy sometimes

[stalkedandblocked]

camgirl!reader x sevika

tw. reader and sevika are live, regular au (?? i have no idea how to word it 😭) masturbation (reader), strap on, fingering, cunnilingus (giving and receiving), sevika puts you in a headlock, squirting, overstim, sucking the strap

while in college you get a little bored of your mundane life, and with some free time during the night and also in need of some more money you start an only fans account. after growing quite a following you decide to do a raffle to stream with one of your fans to make things more interesting.

a/n: this took so long holy moly. i hope y’all liked this because this is one of my first times writing a full fic <3 like and reblog if ur a real sevika truther :D

with your tripod and camera on your bed infront of you, you moan, “mmmf… im so close,” you arch your back off the bed as you press the vibrator harder onto your clit. you spread your legs wider, giving a show to the camera. “fuck- oh my god,” your hips start bucking and you throw your head back, you moan and cry as your orgasm hits you, the painful feeling of overstimulation comes quickly but you keep the vibrator on your pussy and your whole body trembles through your orgasm. panting like a dog, you finally turn off the vibrator and place it to the side.

you lift your shaky body and sit on your knees in front of the camera, putting your hands in your lap to squeeze your breast together. you start to announce the little idea you had. messages are spammed in the chat, asking for you to chose them, that they’ll even send money for you to choose them, and asking about what you mean by this. you only giggle and say, “it’s just a thought you pervs, i thought it might be fun to chose one of you randomly and see if you’d be interested in streaming with me.”

the chat dies down on the questions and you say a few more words to say goodbye, before ending the stream by blowing them a kiss.

after hopping in the shower and getting yourself clean, you change into some comfy pajamas before making a post on your page.

‘hi to all my fans! i’m so glad you guys were interested in my proposal, if your in the area dm me for a chance to stream with me ;), i can’t wait!’ after pressing send you turn your phone off and head to bed, hoping that hopefully this won’t be a mistake, and that whoever you chose isn’t entirely horrendous looking.

the next day you check your phone, a couple hundred dm’s are in your inbox. most being people from far away asking if they can fly out but you stick to your word, you find one from an account who sent their address. “let’s see what this person has to offer” you think to yourself. you text back and forth before ultimately asking for a photo of them holding some id next to them so you know they’re not lying about their identity.

a while passed before the account responds, there was no indication about who this person might be so your surprised to see a woman, another notifications sends and it’s a photo of her id attached. you look closer at it, her names sevika, she’s quite a bit older than you, but that didn’t bother you. you ponder for a bit, you’ve never had sex with a woman, but was not opposed to the idea. but yes, even thought the photo of herself is a bit awkward, even reminding you of a parents facebook photo which makes you laugh to yourself a bit, she is very attractive. and from what you can see she seems quite muscular.

“alright”, and you send her an address of a restaurant near both of your homes and tell her to meet you there tomorrow and 4pm.

the next day, you put on a simple going out outfit, nothing to make it obvious your meeting a stranger to fuck her, then head out the door. as you walk to the restaurant you feel butterflies, obviously you had only even been with men, but she was, well, very sexy you thought. the idea excited you but also made you nervous.

as you sat at a table and tell the waitress your waiting for somone, another walks into the restaurant. you miss her face but her hair is tied half up and it’s short, a few inches above her shoulder. she’s also is very tall. you gulp, from what you remember that looks like her. she scans the restaurant before you make eye contact. she walks over to you and sits across from you.

“you must be sevika,” you smile, feeling more nervous than you expected to be. when she responds her voice is deep and smooth, her words are almost seductive. compared to your messages and how she talks to you she seems much more ready and nonchalant about this whole situation in real life. everything about her attracts you, “so did you have any ideas of when you’d like to.. ahem” you try to keep your voice down so no one hears and gets any ideas, “..stream”.

sevika is lazily leaning back in her char, legs nudged open a bit. she leans over the table, resting her arms on it, “i’m ready whenever you are.” you have no idea if she meant to make you flustered, or tried to make it sound sexy but her words melt you brain almost. you stand quickly and grab her arm, “let’s do it today, let’s do it now!” you squeal out before your dragging her out of the restaurant.

sevika had driven so she directs you to her car, you drive to your house and you walk up the stair together after she grabs a bag out of the back of her car. your whole body is warm and fuzzy with excitement. “i usually wear some lingerie when i start, as you probably know. would you like some or do you want to start naked?” you ask, grabbing a matching to set to change into.

“naked.” she responds, she watches as you walk to the bathroom to change. you throw a robe out of the bathroom so she can cover herself before you start. you come out in your set, wearing a robe as well. she sits on your bed watching, “let me set up the camera and then we can begin. did you have anything in mind on what we want to do, what we want to follow?”

“i have ideas for later, but let’s not worry about that now.”

you begin the stream, sevika sits naked on your bed, and you take the robe off infront of the camera. sevika places a hand on your hip guiding you to her lap before you crawl over her. each touch feels like sparks, your already soaked and anticipating what’s gonna happen. you grab eachother and start kissing, her tongue runs over your lip and your lips crash against each other. you sit down on her lap and slowly move your hips over her muscular thighs, you moan into her mouth. “that’s a good girl,” she praises, before continuing to kiss you.

she grabs your hips roughly, helping them move back and forth, you arch and moan for her. your chat is going crazy, some even shocked that it’s another woman. she stops your grinding and lifts your hips up a bit before dragging her thick finger up and down your slit. both of you seem like you forgot that your streaming and just enjoy each others bodies. she rubs your clit in circles, making your toes curl. she takes you from on top of her and flips you to face the camera, spreading your legs, the exposing position making you even wetter. she slides your panties to the side so the camera can see your wet cunny, she starts rubbing circles on your clit makes you throw your head back.

she chuckles at you, “don’t make me hold you head up. already so sensitive, huh?” her mocking words make you moan once more, she begins teasing your hole before nudging her index and middle finger into you. her fingers are so thick and long, your already seeing stars, “fuck! yes! right there sevika, oh my god-” you scream out as she adds her ring finger inside. your juices leak all over her lap and hand. your head leans against her and you mewl into her ear, begging to cum. as you finally start to reach your orgasm she pulls out her fingers and slaps your pussy.

“fuck!” you cry out as your body reacts to your ruined orgasm, sevika chuckles. you breathe heavily as sevika manhandles your basically limp body, laying it on the bed, she starts pulling down your panties and the slick dripping between your legs is more visible than ever. you arch your back slightly off the bed and she unclips your bra, she stops what she’s doing and stares at them. you giggle and can’t tell if it’s from embarrassment or because of her expression, like she’s almost captivated. your breasts fall from the bra and lay prettily on display, which sevika quickly takes advantage of and begins to suck at on of your nipples and knead the other. you let at small moans while kisses litter your tits.

she lifts her head up and smirks “are you ready?” she asks, with having no idea what she’s talking about, you eagerly nod. she begins moving her body over yours and places her bare pussy on your face, letting down all her weight, then spreading your legs and burrying her face in your own cunt. your almost shocked by this, she starts teasing the tip of her tongue on your clit, before diving it into your hole, tongue fucking you and hitting all the good spots in your pussy. you moan against her cunt and try to copy her actions. you suck her clit and lap your tongue up and down her pussy, you squeeze around her tongue in response to her moaning. it’s low and vibrates through your whole body. it’s not long before you cum because of the previous teasing she had done earlier. you squeeze your legs around her head and buck up, trying to keep up the pace with how your lapping her pussy, but inevitably struggle from how your body is shaking against her face.

sevika places one last sloppy kiss to your clit then raises herself, and grinds against your face until she orgasms, gripping onto your hair. the moans she lets out makes your pussy ache.

while coming down form your high you lay next to each other panting, forgetting about the stream itself. “you okay, baby?” sevika asks, places kisses on your neck. “mhm,” you mumble, relaxing into the bed as she kisses you. “well, i think it’s time for what i had planned for earlier”, she gets up and disappears off camera. across the room she pulls something out of her bag that she had grabbed earlier. she begins to attach something to her hips, and before you know it she’s standing over you with a strap on.

it’s so thick and long, you gulp. not even with any men had you had to take something for big. “i know your wet enough but, i don’t think this is” sevika lets out a sly smile. her height already towers over you, so even standing and you sitting in the bed has you face to face with it. “suck it.” she orders and obediently you do. you place your hands around it, looking up at her with puppy dog eyes, and slowly thrust your mouth down onto it. she stares down at you and bites her lip. you bob your head up and down, slowly reaching down with each thrust, your throat adjusts around it and you gag against it and sevika laughs. she places one hand on your head to tug at your hair. once you finally reach down the base she holds your head down. the length makes your eyes tear up as you gag even more.

she pulls your hair back until your off of it and pushes you down to the bed. still grasping your hair she puts your face down into the pillows and keeps your ass up before crawling over you. she has your face infront of the camera and wraps her arm around you. her thick biceps flex as she grabs the strap to line it up at your cunt. she wastes no time pushing it in, when she bottoms out your eyes roll back and without even moving it feels almost heavenly. she starts thrusting slowly before they become almost rapid, her arm squeezes around your throat even more and you moan and gasp. “taking it like such a good little slut,” she purred. you let out a messy smile and your moans just couldn’t stop coming out. they way it felt against your g-spot and pounded into you made your toes curl.

“se-sevika!” you drooled, “i’m gonna cum, please! hah, keep going!” you screamed, sevika took no time and started pounding into you more, her free arm rubbing your clit, fast circles against the puffy aching bud. your body shook and your eyes rolled back into your head, sevika thought they might never go back. you cried out before you finally squirted all over yourself and the bed, the liquid covering your stomach, the sheets and sevikas hand. “holy shit” sevika gasped at the reaction to your orgasm. your whole body was stiff and shaking, your mouth tried to let out moans but nothing came out as your eyes rolled back as hard as they could. your body went limp onto the bed, sevika pulled out of you, a line of slick breaking as the contact broke. you whined at the sudden emptiness.

she grabs the camera and faces it towards you, she spreads your weak legs showing the amount of cum that had leaked from your hole and everything that had dripped onto the sheets and between your thighs. “took it like the good slut she is,” she grabbed a handful of your ass and let out a laugh before she abruptly ended the stream.

she threw the camera onto the bed carelessly, then asked, “so, want to meet again next week?”

[skullamity]

I opened Facebook to check something, an activity I generally avoid because The Algorithm + the intentional inability to block shit I don't want to see + the default view being 90% that, 8% paid advertisements with the remaining 2% being people I actually follow and want to see updates from makes it functionally unusable. I was on there for less than 5 minutes before the algorithm was like hey, do you want to be enraged? Do you?

May I present to you, the image:

This was presented to me with the caption "the protected account is the 16 year old artist who made this shit" (paraphrasing here because I closed the app and the way the algorithm works is that I'll basiclally never be able to find this again). Notably, it did NOT remove usernames, a thing I did for both of the accounts in the screencap.

So why am I mad?

There were NEARLY FOUR HUNDRED COMMENTS on this, and nearly all of them were shitting on a minor who committed the crime of *checks notes* recolouring and doing some minor edits to some DanDaDan art. As far as I could tell, ALL of the comments were from actual adults, and 90% of them were scrutinizing the motivations of an actual kid for fucking around in Photoshop or whatever. The few people defending this kid, for the fact that they were a kid and this is the biggest fucking nothing burger? Were being pissed all over for "not caring about cultural appropriation, 'racist blackwashing,' how unoriginal making fanart is, how fanart is 'basically stealing,' etc."

Can I just say, as someone who draws for a living? If you are ever tempted to pile on some kid for any one of these things, nevermind all of them, you should instead consider deleting every avenue of social media you have on your phone and touching some grass.

If I had had that sort of scrutiny on me at all time in such insane numbers when I was 14-16 and just learning how to draw (got internet at 14, yes, I'm old)? I would simply have quit forever. Because when kids are learning, they do stuff like this! I remember outright stealing poses from art I liked and found on ye olde Anime Web Turnpike, and using them like paper dolls to make my own characters over top.

Someone called me out on it once when I dared to upload a drawing I did to fukken like...Elfwood or whatever that art site was? And I took it down and never did it again. It was embarrassing even though I rationally knew that I was a kid learning on my own with zero direction, and this behaviour is expected for kids! It is forgivable! Especially since kids aren't making money off this shit is it literally just for fun!

If I had that one person do that and it made me go, oh, actually, I shouldn't do that unless I want to feel embarrassed over and over, I can pretty confidently say that if hundreds or thousands of adults called me out on it and ALSO left paragraphs about how I'm a horrible person, I would have quit drawing, which again, has been my career for almost my entire adult life, and also probably burned my social media to the ground and moved one town over after changing my name.

If you come across someone doing something to or with art and you don't like it, consider:

1) is it hurting anyone in a meaningful, tangible way? you being annoyed or disgusted does not count as meaningful or tangible because you can literally just block them and go on with your day.

2) is it breaking the rules/TOS of the platform that it has been posted on?

3) will going nuclear on this kid actually help anyone in any meaningful, tangible way?

If you are able to be honest with yourself, 99% of the time the answer to all three of these is going to be NO. I would argue that if any single ONE of these is a NO, you the course of action you take should begin and end with blocking them and moving on with your life. Giving some kid who just wanted to see some characters that looked more like her and thought it would be neat to race swap some comic characters a nervous breakdown isn't praxis, it's just fucking evil and you should feel bad for even considering it, nevermind actively contributing to it.

Being in the Internet is going to present you with a lot of situations where your brain is going to encourage you to swoop in with righteous fury and mete out an epic smackdown on some unsuspecting kid because it will make you look and feel like The Good Guy--you're making a difference AND you'll get that sweet, sweet dopamine hit + quick gratification the second those likes and agrees start flooding your inbox. That is the devil taking--you're not thwarting some evil by strangling it at the root level, you're killing some kid's enthusiasm for creative exploration and ruining something that they might have really come to love and put a lot of hard work into if you could have just chosen to walk away over feeding your greedy little ego.

Who are you protecting, here? NOBODY. Every pro artist I know, and I know so, so fucking many of them, would tell you to fuck all the way off if they ever heard you harassed a kid on behalf of our profession. Most of us WERE that kid, and the only difference is that many of us grew up without the looming presence of social media and the kind of bloodlust that fuels these weird public trials and shaming.

Consider doing literally ANYTHING else! He'll, if you are so sure that you know the "correct" way to draw, maybe you should take up drawing yourself and instead of raining down social mob "justice" on teens, you can draw a picture instead and pat yourself on the back for doing something productive instead of destructive. Fuck!

[nighttime-tea-party]

since you say youve been in the kuro fandom even before BoC aired, could you tell me about how it was back then? :D ive always been interested in learning how internet culture used to be, how things eventually changed, how they improved/declined etc, more so when the current community is pretty much dead. was there an experience that marked you, what do you remember most fondly? was there an event that excited the fandom more than any other (like the release of a chapter or smth)? which blogs were the most popular? Its okay if you dont want to tho, i understand!

Super interesting question! I hope I can provide some equally interesting information in return.

Before the fandom had reached Tumblr, much of it centred around a forum, or at least much of what I knew. It wasn't originally a Kuroshitsuji forum but a sub-forum of a Bleach forum, actually. I think it was called Bleach Asylum? And I don't know exactly how it came to be but I think that Bleach forum had lots of sub forums for then-popular anime and manga but Kuroshitsuji gained so much popularity and the fandom happened to gather there, so that sub forum really took off and it ended up being an anchor point for the fandom. I used to always look for the most recent scanlations there, back before we were able to buy them legally.

I didn't actively participate in that forum but I lurked occasionally. It was full of wild discussions, one of which was the "two Ciel(s) theory"/"2CT" as it was called back then. It had a strong following on the website back then already. I sadly don't remember any of the other theories that were making rounds back then...

I didn't really participate in much fandom stuff back then, limited my art posts to deviantArt and my personal facebook... but eventually, I made a tumblr specifically to interact with the fandom.

As for blogs, I don't really like doing any name dropping, especially because it would go into some people who used to ship sebaciel and turned anti, and other stuff I'd rather not talk about. I do feel like back in the day, there were a couple of gigantic Kuroshitsuji blogs with massive followings that got a LOT of asks every day (to the point where it seemed like a full time job to keep up with them). Discussion around sebaciel was very different, there have always been people who disliked it but unfounded rumours like "did you know that Kuroshitsuji was supposed to be a yaoi" made rounds without people questioning it. That always annoyed me a little tbh haha.

There was one fan artist on deviantArt whose name I sadly don't remember but I think they were THE kuro artist in Western fandom back then because their style looked very similar to the anime style. I still see their art sometimes.

And fun fact on the side, I grew up in German fandom spaces and we had a big website called Animexx (I think it's still around) that was dedicated specifically to all things manga, anime, and related stuff. They had really convenient ways of browsing on-site fanart, fanfic, doujinshi, cosplay, and other fan creations, as well as forums and ways to host your own fan events. Until the early 2010s, I hung out there a lot so until then, my perspective is distorted by that German lens. I used to post my early Kuroshitsuji fanart there too.

If you have any more questions, feel free to ask! I feel like I could go on tangents for much longer but idk how interesting that would be.

[vintage-bentley]

Comparing jk to men accused of SA is a whole new low. It was a shock to see that post

A woman that won’t back down in her protection of women and girls rights and safety is the same or worse than r*pe to them? Shows how far they are removing themselves from reality and is just scary tbh

Tumblr/Twitter has been just as radicalized and extremist as facebook just in a different way. No one is allowed to have even slightly different feelings or views. No one is allowed to voice even discomfort

Just upsetting the mere fact the second a woman wont just fall in line, shut up and obey it’s totally ok for death/r*pe threats and to dehumanize her and i have seen people here cheer on the physical violence on women cause it’s ok to assault “terfs” and a terf is anyone that won’t obey

I was on the bandwagon but this is the shit that pushed me off and is really turning more and more against the movement. It feels like dressed up homophobia and anti women

It’s been about a month since this was sent—sorry for taking so long to answer!—, and this is still happening. There are currently five different women who’ve credibly accused NG of sexual abuse, and people are still comparing him to JKR.

The only comparison that’s appropriate to make is pointing out the enormous difference in how people reacted to both situations. When JKR made a very lukewarm, barely offensive tweet making fun of gender neutral language for women’s issues like menstruating…everyone declared her a hateful awful person and started burning her books and making “jokes” about wanting her to be raped and/or dead. She stands firm in her position, and it gets worse. Because she believes biological sex and rights/protections based upon it are real and important…she becomes the face of Evil Celebrity.

But NG is accused of rape, and admits to having sexual relationships with young women who he holds significant power over as either a celebrity they’re a fan of, or their employer…and it’s all “we don’t have enough information!” And “he’s not a monster, he’s human!” And “I don’t like the news source so the women must be lying” and “well actually one of the reporters believes women are female so she’s a terf which means this is actually a terf conspiracy because NG said trans rights on tumblr”.

The difference in how people are reacting to both situations, and how people are treating JKR vs NG, are fair things to discuss. But to use their names in the same sentence when talking about Bad Celebrities? To say “this is just like what happened with JKR”? Or worse, to say that somehow the JKR situation was worse than NG’s, and while she’s completely unforgivable, he’s still redeemable??? Absolutely disgusting. A woman having opinions, even ones you find wrong, is nowhere near being in the same category as a man abusing his power to take advantage of women.

[kimmysurveyblog]

41

The last time you ate leftovers, what was it that you were eating? Pizza.

What is your favorite board that you've made on Pinterest? My ACNH one! Every code I've ever used exists on there lol.

Do you get on Facebook or Instagram more? Insta.

What was the last thing you ate or drank that was blue raspberry-flavored? Slushie maybe?

What is one annoying thing your computer does? When I turn it off and back on, it flashes until I enter the BIOS menu.

What was the last song you listened to? Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter.

Have you discovered any new hobbies in the past couple months? No.

What's the wildest animal you've ever come in contact with? I'm not sure.

Do you trust your doctor? I do. :) He takes me seriously & truly listens. I have health anxiety so I really appreciate that.

Do you ever question if your mother loves you? No.

Do you ever feel scared or unsafe around your dad? He's dead but I never did. He was the sweetest, gentlest man.

What is your favorite type of Lunchables? The pizza one.

Do you have someone you feel completely safe around? My boyfriend.

What church do you go to? I don't go to church.

Are any of your siblings' friends like family to you? One of them kinda is in the sense that he'd do anything for any of my family members but I'm not personally close to him. If my brother was still local, I'd probably be.

Do you have any friends who you exchange memes with? Yes! Several.

What was the last photo you took? My daughter wearing my SIL's sun glasses from when she was a little kiddo.

Are you in any Discord servers? How often do you use them? I use Discord daily. My boyfriend and I (who met on a Discord server) have one for our relationship/family. Highly recommend if you cohabitate with someone! I'm in a few others for social groups but I don't check in often.

Have you ever had to see an emergency vet after hours? Yes.

When was the last time you sat under a blanket on a couch? No idea. Last time I was sick?

Can you bite into ice cream or are your teeth too sensitive? No idea.

Do you like snowy winter days or do you prefer rainy days? Snowy winter days are my favourite!

Do you know anyone who doesn't have a middle name? No.

What was the last thing you complained about? Fries being too hot lol.

What celebrity irritates you the most? No idea.

Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through? Fuck no.

Would you like to know the exact date of your death? Fuckkkkk no.

What's on your to-do list for today? The day is nearly over! Chip away at decluttering the basement.

Do you know anyone who's been bitten by a snake? No.

Are you excited for Halloween? Nah. Not my favourite holiday.

What makes you smile or laugh no matter what? My boyfriend and daughter always make me smile.

Do you prefer strawberries or cherries? Cherries.

Biggest insecurity? Love handles.

Have you ever had braces? No.

Do you feel awkward using public transportation? I don't take it but I didn't feel awkward back when I used it.

Describe your mom with one word. Gone.

Would you rather bake a cake or cookies? A cake. I had so much fun with my daughter's birthday cake this year!

What curse word do you use most? Fuck, probably.

Were you always one of those kids who got in trouble with everyone around? No. I was a well-behaved kid.

When was the last time you took a nap? Did it relax you any? No idea. I usually have more coffee over napping.

Honestly, do you see yourself as a slut? I was when I was 19-21. Those days are suuuuuper far behind me.

Is there a secret you’ve never told your parents? I told my mom everything when she was alive.

What’s the hardest thing you’ve ever been through? My father dying when I was 16 and my mom dying recently are probably tied. They were hard in different ways.

Do you like fast food or does it disgust you? I like it. Probably getting some when my kid is up from her nap.

Who was the last person you kissed? Bf.

What’s your favourite alcoholic drink? IPA beer.

Do you like the smell of BBQs? Yes!

Do you crash on people’s sofas often? Never.

Do wasps scare you? Yes.

Have you ever worn flip flops in the snow? Yup! I wear them regardless of the weather when I'm taking the garbage out.

Has anyone ever told you that you & your significant other could be siblings? Have they ever assumed you were siblings? No but a waiter assumed my brother and I were on a date once. We don't look anything alike because different dads.

Have you ever heard people having sex in the next room? No.

Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? No.

Have you ever lost your voice? Last time I was sick.

Museum date or aquarium date? Aquarium!

Did you ever have an emo or scene phase? Yupppp.

Name a subject you know a lot about. Fish/shrimpkeeping. Parenting a baby. I'm still trying to figure out parenting a toddler.

Most embarrassing poster you’ve ever owned? No idea.

Could you see yourself having a child with the last person you kissed? We have a child. :)

Who is your favorite person to have random conversations with? My boyfriend. He's my bestie. I could (and will) talk to him forever.

Who was the last person to make you feel embarrassed or uncomfortable? Our new neighbours.

What are you known for? Depends who you ask.

Which of the guys you’ve been interested in hurt you the most? My last ex.

Do you know anyone who is engaged? Mmm... no? Not currently.

What is your relationship status on Facebook? In a relationship.

What are you listening to? The sound of my aquariums bubblers/filters. Someone mowing their lawn a few doors down.

What was the last thing you looked up on Google? Vanilla cold foam recipe lol. I need to stop buying cold brews every day.

Ever been kissed on the leg? My boyfriend.

Last person to hear you cry? My daughter. I had a super short cry over my mom's passing this morning.

What do you think of the term plus-sized in modeling? Is it empowering or demeaning? Demeaning. "Plus size" should not be necessary.

Do you think you are ready to be on your own (have your own home, job, etc.)? I've been on my own for ages and I think I'm handling it well.

Has your ex ever gone out with someone close to you? All of the women close to me are married or in super long-term relationships.

Are you friends with someone who’s autistic? My boyfriend's brother is.

Have you ever had a Bic Mac? Recently lol.

Have you ever been to a convention? (comic, YouTube, etc.) Yes! I used to do Anime North every year. I just looked it up because I forgot the name and it turns out that it's actually today! I miss having time/funds/mental and physical energy to do things like that.

What is the biggest difference between you and your best friend? He's super calm and I'm not.

[banbuvssummerhome]

Lostboy.EXE

On the internet, there exists multiple levels depending on the depravity and exclusivity of certain cites, services and content. The surface web, the dark web, and the deep web. The surface web is the level you’re on right now, with things like Google, Yahoo, Facebook, etc. 

The deep web is stuff that’s below the surface, stuff that’s hidden from the public eye like government cites. 

And the dark web is what it says on the tin. From counterfeit items, luxury drugs to the most depraved content one can find from child sexual abuse to cannibalism to hitmen. Or luxury pickles. It’s a mixed bag.

Today we have a game that’s been rumored to originate from such a place, Lostboy.EXE. Look, it’s cliche, but we gotta start off with the classics.

I’m sure I don’t need to introduce 4chan, it’s the edgy and lawless image board that birthed Anonymous as well as several iconic memes, the posterchild of online degeneracy. But on August 22nd, 2012, someone would unintentionally drop what I can only describe as a bomb onto the message board. An anonymous user would upload a Mediafire link to a game they’d made for the /v/ and /x/ boards, intriguing the other anons. It was some innocent fun, all things considered. 

The game consisted of a single empty maze with several images of babies and religious imagery pertaining to demonic entities, you know, the usual for horror indie games. It doesn’t take a lot to unsettle someone. Just imply crimes against children and you got a free ticket to WTF-land. But otherwise it was a pretty boring game, so people in the board complained as per usual.

Imagine this: you’re the average 4chan user who just downloaded a shit game full of creepy ass imagery yet no gameplay. Just full of weird images of infants and satanic shit, you feel that you’ve seen either an edgy kid’s attempt at a game or something you shouldn’t have seen. Maybe if you played for longer you would’ve seen something truly fucked ala Sad Satan. You go to the message board where you found the link and try to figure out what the fuck you just walked into.

And then you see your full name, address, and phone number posted in that very thread. 

You see, what many users didn’t realize at first glance was that there were not one, but two links to the game, one of which being a fake malware version of the game that gave the second uploader remote access to the computers of whoever was unlucky enough to fall for the dupe. This way the anon who made the dupe was able to get their personal information and leak it into the /v/ and /x/ threads on the game. People got paranoid after this was found out–who knew what the hacker did with their computers, they could’ve taken pictures through their webcams or worse, filled their computers with illegal child sexual abuse material. Because 4chan is fucked like that. It wasn’t like the site was unfamiliar with csam being leaked onto their site, but some people weren’t as degenerate and didn’t want to be arrested for what was essentially a 2/10 indie horror. Admins would later delete the threads and put up a warning for users to not download any content found on 4chan.

It wouldn’t be until 2023 that the alleged creator of the original safe version of Lostboy.EXE was even discovered, a Twitter user by the name of rob_is_an_idiot, who was interviewed by the French Youtuber known as Feldup. Unfortunately we do not know what the fuck was said in the interview as we are not French and refuse to learn French. But we will link to the interview, of course.

Alongside this, Rob would make a Twitter post about the subject:

“I made lostboy.exe back in 2012 and shared it with 4chan's /v/ board, it was a gamemaker 7 tutorial reskinned. There was never any other version. The "virus lostboy.exe" was just a RAT virus, not the game. They simply renamed their exe to lostboy.exe.”

While the original link still exists, I highly discourage downloading the game unless you’ve got a good antivirus or lawyer. We don’t wanna accidentally distribute “cheese pizza” or viruses here, but if you wanna seek out Lostboy.EXE that’s your prerogative, not ours. But yeah, that’s the story of Lostboy.EXE as it stands–a simple game made for shits and giggles turned into a backdoor for malicious activity and an internet urban legend that until now has been left unsolved. The moral of the story? Don’t download shit from 4chan.

Ever.

Developer Interview: « lostboy.exe » le JEU PERDU de 4chan - Findings HS

[awesomegayone]

Making Birthday Cards - Top Tips to Wow

Make On the web, Send Postal

Quite possibly of the most fun action to do is making birthday cards on the web. With how learn more much pictures on the web and the degree of innovation and altering programs accessible, your card configuration is just restricted by your creative mind.

An extra advantage to making a card online is having the option to use innovation for sending cards rapidly. In the time it would take you to jump in your vehicle and drive to the card store, you can make a birthday card online that will WOW the beneficiary! By being a birthday card maker you are ready to biggerly affect the beneficiary, as opposed to using a "canned" card. Nobody knows the individual you are shipping off, the way that you do!

Sending an e-card is a move forward from messaging to the telephone or Facebook holler. How noteworthy is an e-card? Nobody anticipates browsing their email record to see all of the e-cards they might have gotten.

Presently compare that to how frequently we pine for positive mail through the postal mail. In a universe of bills and garbage mail, a birthday card stands apart like a reviving beverage on a hot day.

Be Imaginative

A birthday card model is one I made for my child's fourth birthday. It had Superhuman Crew on the front, with Happy Birthday 'First Name' on it. Within it had Mario and Luigi wishing him a super birthday and on the opposite side it had photos of the family. He loves to check out at the card for the past couple of weeks now. Its slick to perceive how he values the card and asks about the characters on the front. Individuals treasure cards that focus on what their interests are. So when you are taken part in card making projects, ponder what energizes the beneficiary. Is a celebrity, a games group, a musician?

My sibling sent me a card with an image of me on the front. The image was from like fifth grade. I will presumably consistently keep the card cause I don't have old pictures of myself around. My parents have the majority of my old pictures.

Making birthday cards is a lot more personal than purchasing pre-made cards. It shows mindfulness that you would require some investment out to make the card and mail it to the individual. What's more it shows that you need to provide for that individual and make them feel extraordinary. It permits you to provide for other people and fill a piece of your heart that you were made for. To provide for other people. You don't need to be a specialist birthday card maker to make an incredible impression.

[ruminate88]

Being praised and disrespected too:

09:09:24 1:49pm

I dealt with 3 men in my past whom I believe was toxic… Dated 2 of them. The last one I was talking to, Andrew, praised me a lot! (Especially when I first met him) it was nothing but “you’re so beautiful”, “you’re so sweet”, “you’re so cute”. He had a “nickname” for me too and it was “cutie” 😳😳😳 he called me that for a whole summer!!!! Every morning just about, I would wake up to a text that read, “Good morning cutie 😘” ugh 😩 I did NOT understand it and thought maybe he was flirting/liked me but wasn’t sure. He wouldn’t ask me out AND I don’t even remember our first day of meeting AT ALL 😳

After the summer ends and fall begins, we started a relationship and NOW my new nickname is “babe”. He never once called me by my real name… but he would totally ignore me as if I don’t exist but when he did pay me attention, it was always “oh wow you’re so beautiful” and “you’re the sweetest girl I’ve ever met” 😝❤️‍🩹 Constant praise and I ate it up so much. I didn’t feel comfortable with how he would ignore me but then act like everything was great between us.

When he love bombed me the month of January, it was constant communication, love, support and praise. He expressed his “need for me” but yet still kept so much of his life in the dark from me. I was VERY confused and torn. I felt sooooo close to him and yet I’m on egg shells afraid to say anything to scare him off. I was so high during the love bomb phase. I went to the gym regularly, I ate healthy, I felt on cloud 9 with him!!! I thought NOTHING could stop Andrew and I. I sadly believed we had fallen in love and that we were gonna spend our lives together. It was the most magical and crazy time of my life!! I couldn’t stand to be away from him…

BUT ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO AN END 😝😝���😝 One night we’re talking dirty and he takes it too far. He says something really gross and disgusting he wants to do to me. (He had never talked like this before) AND I was like “uh, no. How dare you!!!!!” I actually gave him the cold shoulder for once and explained that I believed what he wanted to do was very gross and a huge turn off for me. He then apologized and told me he promises he won’t do that to me ever… I forgive him and hoped that went away but come v-day, I felt a shift in our relationship!!! I felt he pulled back from me and I couldn’t stop it from happening. It seems that me standing up for myself, made him feel the need to push me away and be cold with me…. 😳🥺💔

Over the next few months was hot and cold treatment. One minute it’s “hey babe 😘” and the next minute it’s total neglect 😓💔 I NEVER knew who I was getting either. Was I getting warm and affectionate Andrew or was I getting cold and absent Andrew??? Both sucked. The affectionate Andrew was amazing but I KNEW it never lasted and always resulted in him ignoring me again 😓 I also felt there were other girls involved based on his Facebook photos and the way he was absent so much. He HAD to be cheating!!!

After we broke up, he continued to be dirty with me and praise how beautiful I am and how sweet I am BUT says he only wants “friendship” yet still wants to see my nudes and would continue the hot and cold treatment. I felt at some point it was a fun game for him and I began to feel the weight of him breaking my heart 💔💔💔

I say all of this to say I understand now how much he saw my “value” and wanted to tare it down!!! I did not see my value or respect myself. He knew this and disrespected me time and time again. Sad but I’ve had to forgive myself for letting him treat me like a toy to play with. I really thought I loved him and I’m sad it was so easy for him to use me. It happens and you learn from it. Healing and forgiving has taken me way longer than I ever expected but I’ve had a lot of setbacks and stumbling blocks in my way too. ONE DAY AT A TIME you slowly get over it all ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[alsjeblieft-zeg]

495 of 2023

Relatable Pinterest Posts 31! [True or False]

Created by joybucket

Some of the most poisonous people come disguised as family. The greatest prison people live in is the fear of what other people think. For Halloween you should go as the person you claim to be on Facebook. There are days when I just can't participate in life. Just because I am strong enough to handle pain doesn't mean I deserve it. I'm not as okay as I pretend to be. Let's just be who we really are. I got trust issues because people got lying issues. But I think I love fall most of all. 🍁 If I were a Spice Girl, I'd be Pumpkin Spice. 🎃 I can't clean my craft room, because I get distracted by all the cool stuff I find again. Jesus, let them see you in me. I am changing. I am grateful for my body. The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look. There is nothing to fear but fear itself….and spiders. 🕷️ Am I the only one running out of people I like? I have a good heart but bless this mouth. Call me old-fashioned, but holding hands is a big deal to me. I hate the headache candy causes. 🍬 Water tastes better when you're thirsty. 💦 How am I supposed to live laugh love in these conditions? "You only live once." THANK GOD. Being home alone is fun until you hear a noise. Do you ever cry because you're you? Idk if it's lack of confidence or something but I can never wear sunglasses in public. 😎 "What book made you cry the most?" My math book. I love spending time alone. Why is living so embarrassing? 😳 Am I the only hopeless romantic who's scared of love? I'm not ready to be an adult at all. The urge to cry for no reason. I don't think I could ever fully trust a man. I hope people feel comfortable enough to be themselves around me. Every year I realize how annoying and cringe I was a year ago. Naming Pinterest boards is so difficult for no reason. If I were a Bratz doll, I'd be Yasmin. 👄 When my feet hurt I want to rip them off like a Bratz doll. I'm not perfect, but I'm me.

[toyahinterviews]

BBC THREE COUNTIES RADIO WITH BABS MICHEL 24.6.2023

BABS: Have you thought about going to see Milton Keynes International Festival? If you haven't, I'm going to give you the best reason that you need to go. I have to be still, my 11 year old self, because the first time I saw this absolute queen on Top Of The Pops it just blew my mind. She was singing “It’s A Mystery”. It was 1981, I think,  it was miss Toyah Willcox! Welcome to the show, Toyah! TOYAH: Thank you so much. It was 1981. I remember it well, I think it was March or February     BABS: When I was watching the television, but just couldn't get over your whole look, your image, your voice, the power in it. It was like nothing else and it was just liberating for a little 10 year old girl watching. "I want to be her. If I can be anything can I be her, please?" What was it like for you? TOYAH: It was fabulous for me. Going back to 1981 it was unheard of for a female to have brightly coloured hair. It was unheard of to have that absolutely independent image. So when I appeared on the scene on Tops Of The Pops, it had an a groundbreaking effect. Overnight I suddenly was the biggest name in Europe. I just didn't expect it. It changed my life forever   That one appearance on Top Of The Pops meant I couldn't pop down to the newsagents anymore. When I was being driven down High Streets doing radio tours, every window on the High Streets all over the UK had a poster of me, which was extraordinary BABS: Oh, my goodness. I mean the fact that you have sustained for all of this time, Toyah, being at the top of your game. If people don't realise I want to just play them a little bit of the Isle of Wight Festival last weekend. Just have a listen to this at home Plays of clip of Toyah and Robert performing “Rebel Yell” 18.6.2023. Watch it HERE

BABS: Oh, miss Toyah! You have them in the palm of your hand! (Toyah laughs) I watched it and I was just like oh, my God! How is she still so brilliant at this?! 

TOYAH: (laughs) I just loved the Isle of Wight. It was extraordinary. It was really one of the highlights of the year but we're going to have a highlight at Milton Keynes on the 28th of July. We're going to make sure in that beautiful The Stables Spiegeltent that we deliver exactly the same performance for that audience BABS: I think if people haven't seen you, they've got to come. It's very reasonably priced, £38 mark, which for festivals really good value, especially because you're going to be there. And I've got to ask is Robert playing as well, your husband? TOYAH: This is a "Toyah and Robert Show" BABS: Aaah! OK. If people have not seen you and Robert doing “Sunday Lunch” ... it's the best thing ever. Can I say my boyfriend particularly likes you in the gold leaf thing (below) (they both laugh) That was one of his highlights. I want to know how hard that was to do? Toyah  has basically covered her top part in just gold leaf. How it's staying on ... I don't even know! TOYAH: I'm very good with gold leaf. I do a lot of crafting and I do quite a bit of artwork where I use gold leaf so it's not that hard to keep on. A bit of olive oil and gold leaf does the trick (they both laugh) BABS: Some of the comments on your “Sunday Lunch” channel are just the best. Some of the men comment on there how lucky they think Robert is … They're amazing those comments and you look amazing! Absolutely amazing! TOYAH: You're very kind. I turned 65 this year BABS: No! TOYAH: I’m just starting to feel ... hmm ... it’s showing now BABS: (laughs) What?! TOYAH: I made the most of lockdown and did these really wacky films while I could (laughs) “Sunday Lunch” has really taken off globally. It’s huge and it's had on YouTube alone over 77 million hits. I think totaling up with Facebook and Tik Tok it goes up to 111 million. It's a very large identity now. We've always presented fun. The idea is that every year is the best year of your life   Robert and I, as a team, really want to do is say that life is a journey and it's a very positive journey. Every year we have is an honour and we try to make it the best year of our lives. My husband is 77, we've both got aches and pains, but we're loving what we do. We love music and we just don't see why we should be any different to who and what we were in the punk movement (they both laugh)  

BABS: That's what I love about it. It's so unapologetically fabulous. It's in your face. It's sexy. It's funny. Just the two of you together. Here's the most brilliant straight man to you, isn’t he? TOYAH: He's stunning. He's a very clever straight man because he steals the scene every time. His little face when I get up to things (Babs is cracking up laughing) I think he's one of the cutest human beings in the world   Sometimes he's just looking at me disapprovingly, which just makes him even more lovable. Other times he's afraid or he's laughing his head off. He just cannot stop being the cutest man in the world 

BABS: Oh, this makes me so happy! You're saying you're giving it the bird (the middle finger) to what people think you should be like, at whatever age. You're saying actually, no, this is who we are. We're going to do this for as long as we can and we do not care. And the numbers don't lie, do they? Because you've really connected with people TOYAH: I think a lot of people just wanted to see this. I know so many people of my age personally. We don't feel our age and we're not ready to just stop because of our age. So we're challenging the perception of age   If anyone doesn't know who my husband Robert Fripp is he was the guitarist on David Bowie's “Heroes”. He's worked with Brian Eno. He's one of the world's top guitarists. He's produced Peter Gabriel. He worked with Blondie, Talking Heads. He's just worked with everyone in the world and is hugely respected   What we're doing on the "Toyah and Robert Show" is bringing classic, timeless rock into the auditorium. The whole idea is that this is classic rock - the way Beethoven, Mozart, Chekhov did. They're all classics, they don't age, they remain in their space eternally. Tthis is what this show is about BABS: There's a little bit of noise about what is this show going be like? Fripp and Willcox. It’s going to have a kind of meatiness about it. When I watched you on the Isle of Wight clip I just went yeah, 100% I'm going to Milton Keynes to watch that! Absolutely! TOYAH: (laughs) It's a rock show. We call it a "Rock Party". The whole idea is we really want people to feel free to dance, to join in or just listen. We want the audience to identify with the energy and the music that we're presenting. I's a large band. It's three guitarists, including Robert and each guitarist is a world class guitarist so it is a rock show BABS: Wow! What's not to love? You've got all of that and then you've got you. What other songs are you going to be covering? You’re going to obviously do some of your own songs?   

TOYAH: Yes. We can obviously cherry-pick because there is 50 years of brilliant rock and roll out there. We take people on a journey. We start with quite light-hearted songs like “Thunder In The Mountains”, which is a Toyah song. We do “Echo Beach”, which I put back in the charts in 1985 at n:o 21. We do Blondie, but we also do Black Sabbath and Metallica, Led Zeppelin, Marc Almond   So we really mix it up. What we've found is the way we placed the songs - the audience go crazy because we go from “It's A Mystery” into Black Sabbath. It's the most beautiful juxtaposition. It works and the audience just get it   BABS: I think it's going to be an amazing show. I must ask, just in general, when you're not doing all of this and you're not doing “Sunday Lunch”- are you still acting and presenting and just in other stuff? Because you're great at that too TOYAH: It's been very busy. Ironically, literally two months before the beginning of lockdown I had three movies coming out, which then came out during lockdown. I won best supporting actress for “The Ghost Of Borley Rectory”   In “Give Them Wings” I got the Richard Harris Award for Best Supporting Actress. So it's been very busy. And yes, both Robert and I are presenting. We're in the very beginning of pre-production of our own TV series

BABS: Brilliant! Will it be based on “Sunday Lunch” and will the gold be making an appearance? (laughs) TOYAH: No, it's all about music and the UK BABS: Oh, OK. Is that coming out later in the year, hopefully? TOYAH: Oh, gosh no, it won’t be made in time. This is for next year BABS: OK. It's just been an absolute joy to speak to you. I love “Sunday Lunch”. I've loved you since I was 10 years old TOYAH: Awww BABS: And now the fact that you're going to be on my doorstep next month is just brilliant. I can not wait, Toyah! Thank you so much for your time TOYAH: Thank you and have a wonderful few weeks in between then and now BABS: Thank you, Toyah! TOYAH: Bye!

LISTEN to the interview HERE

[living-for-fiction]

Trying to find one of my managers on Facebook, not because I want to friend her but because I want to see if she's going through something because what the actual FUCK is her damage?!

I mean, good news is, this is the not-boss I was worried was racist and targeting the POC on the team, and I am ~delighted~ to report that she has declared that she does not see color by finding something absolutely INANE to try to throw me under the bus for. My toxic not-boss is targeting me too now! What a relief that it's not a racism thing!

I mean it actually is kind of a relief that it's not a racism thing, but I sure do not enjoy finding that out via being flung under the bus. Also at least I would know what the problem was if it was a racism issue (racism being the problem); now, I'm not entirely sure what the problem is.

It was a very stupid situation. I was tasked with writing a Very Important Email to our program leads. This Very Important Email is sent out at the same time every day so the program leads know what's on the docket for the next day. I am a professional who has written over 15 emails in my lifetime, but this was nevertheless an intimidating prospect! So I allotted myself 3 hours to write the email. While writing it, I joked to my coworker that "I shouldn't have to take three hours to write a single email; I shouldn't have to start working on this thing at noon, but that's how my day is going!" Because, you know. I was nervous. It was an intimidating email. The joke, dear reader, was that I was giving myself 3 hours to write a single email, a task which only takes 3 hours if you're second and third guessing yourself the whole time. I was making fun of myself. The butt of the joke was me. I thought that was relatively obvious.

Apparently, my humor is far too subtle and lofty for not-boss, who heard the words "I shouldn't have to" and, rather than hearing "give myself so long to do a seemingly simple task," heard the words "do the task at all." And she reported me to my manager as such, telling him that I'd said I shouldn't be expected to write this email and thought I was too good for this task.

So! That's neither what I said nor what I meant, but that's what she heard!

I think I got it cleared up with my manager. And considering she's targeting some of my other coworkers too, hopefully what's happening is we're establishing a pattern of HER behavior, not our "unprofessionalism." It's not like we were some slacking, lackadaisical team she was sent to whip into shape; while the contract is new and we're all new to the program, we've all made a point to try to grow the team together and lean on each other for various skills. I can point to most all of my fellow editors and tell you some of their strengths - and some of their weaknesses, but shit I have my own weaknesses, and I try to work with the editors who are stronger in those areas so we can support each other. We're a good team that works really well together, and we produce good work.

So I'm not sure why she feels the need to pick us off and pick us apart. Is it just a weird power play? Before she targeted me when I'd only heard of her going after non-white coworkers (and I only found out she was going after my coworkers a week ago) I thought it must be a racism thing, but then she targeted me so it's clearly not a racism thing. Myself and the other coworker she's targeting most heavily are both queer, but she's gone after cis straight people on the team too, so it's not homophobia or transphobia. Our quality of work gets regular praise from the program leads - shit, myself and the coworker not-boss is targeting most heavily got called out and recognized by name for our stellar work at an event like a month ago. So surely it's not a quality of work thing? All of us that she's targeted within the program work for the same company, which is not the company she works for, so she could be targeting us because she doesn't like the company, but like????? We are not exactly Wall Street executives! Do you genuinely have such weird company loyalty that you'll do anything to sabatoge another company, including rip up a perfectly capable team but ALSO rip up your side of team in the process? Since the personnel from our two companies comprise the whole team? Hurt yourself to hurt someone else kind of deal? Because I don't think the stakes we're playing with at our levels of employment are high enough to merit that. This is Little League, not the World Series - and also we're supposed to be on the same team.

So yeah. What is her DAMAGE? She is looking for things to report and people to throw under the bus. Is this some "rule through fear" power play?

Because if so I'm taking myself back onto the job market. I don't want to do that. I like my team. I like my job. I like my coworkers. I even like my management and my bosses! Just not her. Shit, even her, I didn't have a problem with until last week when I found out what she'd been doing to other people. Right in time for her to throw me under the bus.

At least I had the heads-up that it was coming.

[amadnessofwords]

i finally saw a picture of the woman who destroyed my relationship! So that’s fun. In the 5 years he’s been living with her I was never allowed to see how she looked or know anything about her. Everything having to do with the two of them was hidden, all i knew was that she was his roommate and i once saw a post saying that they were best friends or something like that even though he always told me they left each other alone and did their own thing which i knew wasn’t true.

Anyways.

 I guess now that I’m out of the picture she can 1. be all over his Facebook page again and 2. post pictures of herself.

I do find it really strange that their doing everything in sync, he changes his name to Norse runes then she dose the same, he changes his picture to a Viking theme a day later she dose the same. The day after his birthday he posts a picture of himself then a day or two later she dose to. 

like why are they in doing everything in sync? it’s so wired. i don’t get it.

there’s a lot that i don’t get about their relationship though and honestly when it came to this whole situation i felt like i was going a little crazy.

i also find it odd that when I called one of his aunt to ask what was going on with something once, all she would say to me was “he’s living with another woman and her two kids and that’s all i have to say to you” and when i told her how long I’d been with him and she was like “I’m not getting involved” and hung up. she was very rude to me and pretty much was like get lost.

It makes me wonder if my gut feeling was right about the whole thing and something is really going on between them and maybe that’s why she tried her hardest to get me out of his life.

like she made my life a living hell the entire time he’s been living with her.

I’d never understand what kind of person hacks someone and pretends to be that person, sends themselves the message and leaves their devices open so the other person in the house with see it. 

or curses a person for making one or two mistakes. I even apologized after i made the mistakes and told her i’d leave her alone but the damage was done already. 

The mistake was me asking if something was going on between them since she was all over his Facebook page saying a lot of odd things like ‘the best thing in life is staying up until 4am playing uno with your best friend laughing to the point where all you have to do is look at them and you start laughing again cause you know what there thinking at that exact moment” or “it sucks when you are trying too sleep and your phone plus the persons phone who is sleeping next to you keeps going off” or “starting the next chapter of my life with the three people i love most him and her to kid with a heart at the end” and other things like that then she was always in the comments of his posts and answering them for him sometimes.

I honestly still don’t know what to think of all that. they both said nothing was going on but what was being posted was just wired and i’m confused by all of it now.

 she once tried to give me ‘relationship advice’ to it was pretty much only talk to him once a week on skype or something like that and only for an hour a day. she also told me to go find other boys to go bother and play with once and called me a catfish even though i had known him since i was in high school. i also got slut shamed a few times for having a intimate relationship with him.

she also tried casting a spell on me Halloween 2018  try to get rid of me out of there lives and tried manipulating my emotions multiple times with magic.

honestly since he’s been living with her I’ve felt like I’m walking on egg shells, every time i did something she didn’t like i would be attacked or if she couldn’t do that she would hack me.

i guess the one good thing that’s come out of all this is that i don’t have to deal with her anymore. 

these last 5 years have  having a third person in my relationship has not been fun. i’ve hated it. I even told him what she’s done to me to and he never once believed me. i was just being insecure and jealous and he’d  shut down any conversation about  it when i tried to bring it up and tell him how i was feeling.

honestly i’m still so confused about this whole situation any thoughts on it would be great. what do you guys think?

also this is her

[purebarnes]

‘infinity war cast play: family feud

ꜱᴜᴍᴍᴀʀʏ ➢ following along the family feud that the cast of the avengers played during infinity war

ᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ ➢ 1.8k

ᴅɪꜱᴄʟᴀɪᴍᴇʀꜱ ➢ fluff, sweet/jealous seb, funny marvel moments in general

ᴀᴜᴛʜᴏʀ ꜱᴘᴇᴀᴋꜱ ➢ wanted to start this idea but never got to write it, hope it gets love since it was fun to write and i just enjoyed it in general

every time you and the cast would wrap up a movie was great because it meant you guys would have interviews and press tours to attend. for you, the games and trivia games were the ones you all really enjoyed because it just would be chaotic.

still it would a great time, you got along with everyone so no drama would surround you guys which was a good thing when you work with other actors. when you first started working with marvel, you hit it off with mackie at first, during captain america: the winter soldier.

your publicist makes sure you had time to move things around so that you could make it the live event with the rest of the cast.

you and sebastian were together but didn’t live with each other since you two were still waiting for the right time to move in together. anthony would tease you guys, saying you’re both married but not being committed. all jokes aside, you two did love each other but time would take it’s course and you would be happy soon enough.

when you arrived surrounding to the Los Angeles press junket, you met a few co-stars back stage. obviously you saw all the girls—with you adored. when you saw your boyfriend, you ran sneakily behind him before scaring him slightly. he jumped back from his seat where he was talking to anthony and letitia about something.

anthony looked up seeing your face, “you finally showed up. he was getting worried.” he chuckled before getting up to hug you while you hugged back letting go to see letitia and greet her as well. you turned to sebastian seeing that he was wearing something remotely similar to your outfit.

he wore a black and white stripped jacket which you wore one like that but it was a tad different with a matching skirt. he eyes you up and down seeing what you were wearing this time, letitia gawked at the couple matching even if it was accidentally. “you guys look so cute.” she squealed rapidly pointing at both of them as they both chuckled.

anthony hummed, “huh. what’s up with matchy matchy?” he questioned them as sebastian shrugged honestly not getting how they would of done that. the man obviously thought she looked gorgeous in that skirt and jacket so it didn’t bother him at all. “i think you look beautiful.” he admired you as you blushed and buried your head in his crock of his neck while thanking him.

anthony rolled his eyes until the russo brothers came telling everyone that it was time to start the family feud game and start the live broadcast. you walked towards everyone, where the russo brothers went to place you all in teams: blue vs purple.

anthony and joe did anything to keep mackie and seb from the opposite teams to not create that much chaos or to create it which didn’t matter. you went on the blue team with chris, scarlett, letitia, anthony and bautista. then the red team consisting with benedict, zoe, mark, chris hemsworth, pom and sebastian.

you greeted your team waiting for them to start as you made small talk with anthony and dave as you were in the middle of both of them. once the russo’s started—it was all chaotic from that point. “why don’t the blue team introduce themselves.” joe spoke looking at the blue team.

everyone from the team would get and when it got you mackie, he just was being a fool but so hilarious whenever he spoke. “i’m anthony mackie, i’m a libra.” bringing up his sign for anyone. “I’m y/n y/l/n.” you would smile when it would get to you.

the other team would do the same, then making the russo’s to explain how the game would work and all the rules. once you all got the hang of it, chris and zoe ended up being the first ones to make it and compete against each other. “which infinity war character would put on the best concert?”

zoe getting it first because pratt was slow, said his character which she got right being the first one on the answer board. benedict would repeat zoe’s answer not understanding the concept of family feud as the whole blue team would tease him on that. “good answer!” anthony laughed making you look up and chuckle as he defended himself.

“i’m english! whoa, stop.” joe explained it the english man and he looked relieved after he got the idea, getting the right answer again. when it got to sebastian he said dr. strange and got it correct then getting close to three strikes when it was at zoe.

the russo’s giving out clues and hints didn’t make the blue team wasn’t pleased because it was too easy for them. “what! you cheatin, you think steve harvey would give a hint?” chris would yell out to joe then you would agree with him. them all laughing at chris getting annoyed but not in a serious manner.

you would see that they would go and talk and you stopped them as they weren’t exactly playing the right way. “wait? you guys can’t confirm.” you spoke up pointing at zoe trying to talk to pom and the rest of her team. joe would confirm that, that would be true.

zoe trying to get another clue but the blue team interfering with her telling her no more clues. “okay, you know what. basta. i’m going to say rocket.” when her and benedict got them wrong it would be time for the blue team to steal.

chris would pull you guys together to confirm he answer but mackie kept repeating where their clue was—you would remind him that you thought that was the clue. “what? no, that’s their clue! who producing this?” you would look over to see them talking about who to pick. “well if it’s a guardian... then who did we already say? we said drax, already said star lord, we said rocket. so groot?” you implied.

letitia nodded when chris still wasn’t sure if that was the answer looking at the camera trying to get an answer from the fans. “feed me the answer. mackie says it groot but i don’t trust mackie—yes, you do!” mackie would say.

“i say trust him—thank you!” you would say making anthony hugging you when sebastian would glare at him making him laugh out loud looking back at him. letting go and telling joe that, they picked groot for the answer. “do they say groot for the win?” joe asked making the board ding causing the blue team to cheer for the win that they just got.

the next question being who would they take to prom... as letitia would take your answer, you’d have to figure on out when make chose his answer. “as much as i don’t like him. and his great hair.. uh bucky.” anthony paused. obviously getting the right answer and it being number one. anthony would look at sebastian but he would shake his head getting flustered.

it was your turn and you couldn’t say anything because you honestly had no idea, “alright y/n, you are up.” you hummed trying to see if you could think of someone on the spot. “look around.” they would try to help you to get a answer, anthony looking at you grinning.

“come on. imma look away cause you’re thinkin about me.” he would say looking the other way dramatically making you laugh then patting his shoulder clicking your tongue. “okay, i’m going to say uh... the falcon, sam wilson?” anthony grinning at you tilting his head while showing his bicep.

sebastians head rapidly going up when she chose anthony, “boo!” he booed putting a thumbs down and blowing raspberries at her direction. everyone laughing at his jealousy as you frowned feeling bad, “i’m sorry!” you quietly said as joe kept moving on. “alright facebook did you say sam wilson?” he asked the board and it dinged making anthony cheer at his name on the list.

almost finishing the questions, it was between mackie and hemsworth picking who would win in a staring contest. going around the purple team, they all started to get all the answer right and it went to seb. he looked around stoping at you and just staring, “i’m going with y/c/n.” you shook your head then waiting to see the answer. “did you say y/c/n, the sorceress?” he got that right making them all cheer.

they all go in a line getting all the answers right when seb was up again, “don’t screw it up bucky like you always do.” anthony yelled out making him stare up at him intensely, “what did you say to me—you heard what i said.” they kept going back and forth with each other.

you kept trying to contain yourself from laughing as they were so childish between themselves. “i’m gonna go with the falcon.” sebastian said staring at him continuously. when it came on the screen, you put your head down in disbelief.

the next round was you and sebastian and when you didn’t go up because you didn’t know it was your turn, joe told you to go up. you looked at him and walked to him. you put your hands in your pockets, seeing seb waiting for you. “oh oh. this is about to become intense, girlfriend vs boyfriend.” joe teased when you smiled and put you hand over seb’s.

you pulled away getting ready to answer your question and you probably knew it would work out because you hated being pressured. anthony russo looked at both of you and mentioned how you guys were matching, “you guys are matching, just noticed that—isn’t it cute!” letitia yelled but getting shushed by you.

“okay, which infinity war character takes the longest to get ready in the morning?” when he announced it you did your best to press the button by sebastian had quicker reflexes then you. you groaned watching him chuckle, “i swear my button is broken.” you complained but it was all jokes because you just lost.

“i think it works—mmh, no it’s broken. hurry say your answer.” you rolled your eyes wanting to hurry and leave, “downey. tony stark.” when the answer popped up you rolled your eyes, swatting your hand away. seb went over to hug you as you sighed but hugged him back anyway.

the ending was horrible because the opposite team won making you annoyed... you ended up having a good time with your friends. you walked passed all of them to use the bathroom and you went to open the door, you were tackled by some hands making you squeal.

you turned around to see sebastian and you sighed then when you composed yourself, you hit his shoulder. “don’t do that. i was about to hurt you.” he chuckled lowering his hands to your waist and pulling you close. “i missed you.” he mumbled kissing the side of your cheek. “we have to hurry for the press, then you can miss me even more.”

[hobbitsnapes]

E-girls are ruining vinnies life

Vinnie Hacker x Reader

Warnings: smut, +18, NSFW, kinky sex

A/N: this is my first vinnie writing, and my second smut. Please go easy on me (unlike vinnie...)

Never in his life did he think this would happen. In the short time he’s been on social media, he’s kept his relationship life private. Fearing the criticism the pore girl would inevitably get. He had seen it countless times to his friends, as soon as they’d announce they had found someone, instant hateful words would flood not only their comments, but their partners. He swore he wouldn’t ever outright publicly show his girlfriend, or announce that he was finally taken. That was, until he met her.

Surprisingly, very little hate or criticism came for them when he announced it that fateful day.

He had posted just a short video, a few seconds of him laying down, with her head resting in his neck. Her face being hidden by her hair. He had posted it to his second account, testing the waters there rather than his main account.

After a few days, and many people speculating, asking who she was, some trying to figure it out, even some claiming it was someone, when it never was. Even some claiming they weren’t dating, just friends. He never responded to any of the questions or comments.

Days had passed, with relatively good reactions to it, they both decided to take it to the next step, by officially posting it to his main account, outing them completely to the world.

He had decided to use the yellow trend to do it, thinking it would be a perfect trend for the purpose.

The first few pictures were of his friends, some from shoots they did, to some when they went skating, to just candid pictures. But after about 3 pictures with his friends, came a photo of her. She was sitting in the grass, a lone dandelion in her hand as she smiled shyly for the photo. Next was a photo of them standing in front of the mirror, she was in front, with his arm securely around her. Next was them standing in the same mirror, only he was dipping her slightly as he bent down to kiss her. A few more pictures of them flashed in the video, ending with a small video he took the night prior. They layer in bed, faces being only lit by the brightness of the phone as he laid on top of her. Their lips only centimeters apart, as he whispered I love you. Both smiling as he leans in, connecting their lips as the video ends.

Love was flooding his comments, so many saying how beautiful she was, saying how happy he looked, and how happy they were for him.

The other side, was people asking who she was, nobody being able to figure it out.

That was due to the fact that, they wouldn’t be able to find out. Because in the world of social media, she didn’t exist.

Early on she told him she wasn’t a social media person. She never had an Instagram, a Facebook, Twitter, nothing but a YouTube account that she’d never post on. Only there to watch videos and play music.

They met by pure luck, at the skatepark. She was sitting by herself, reading a book that engrossed her. She didn’t notice his eyes trainer on her the entire time, fully captivated by the pages.

He finally built up the courage, and being pushed by his friends, to go sit with her.

He was a nervous wreck, barley being able to compose himself enough to say hello and his name.

She thought it was cute, how he stumbled over his words when he talked to her. It was endearing, seeing just how flustered the very attractive man was.

To this day he wonders how he didn’t screw up. But he hadn’t, getting her number an hour after talking. Promising to take her out that weekend. And the rest, was history for them.

Over the next few weeks, he would randomly post a video of them together, usually on his second account. They both would sit and laugh at some of the comments, finding it Hilarious how crazy people were getting at trying to figure out who she was. Some came to the conclusion that she didn’t have any, with most begging her to make one.

It had been a relatively uneventful day, some might even call it boring.

Vinnie had been out most of the day, informing her of the plans he had with some of his friends. Promising her to be home that night, sealing his promise with a chaste kiss to her lips as he ran out the door, her heart thumping in her chest as he walked away.

She laid on their shared bed, her legs bare as they rubbed against the soft blanket.

Only odorning a black tee shirt that covered her panties, barely shielding her from the cold outside. Thanking the heavens for the hearing system as she laid there, contemplating.

Agoraphobic played in the speakers as she laid there, drowning out any and all noise. She had grown a strong liking to the artist corpse, finding herself playing his music or humming the lyrics through the day. Vinnie would sometimes make fun of her, saying that she loved him more than her own boyfriend. She would scoff, kissing his plump lips, reminding him the love she had for the curly headed boy.

The song finally ending, changing to the next in her playlist. A smile disarming at her lips when she heard it. While agoraphobic was her favorite, there was just something special when she’s hear e girls are ruining my life. Vinnie would joke that this song was meant for her, how it reminded him of her each time he heard the lyrics.

She held her phone to her chest, looking up at the bright led lights above her. ‘Fuck it’ she thought, pulling her phone from her chest, going to the App Store, and downloading the one app she swore she’d never use.

One video she thought, just one. She looked at his videos first, reading a few of the contents, her heart thumping in her chest. An outcry of people asking him to have her make an account, some even begging him.

It wasn’t that she hated social media, it was just it had never crossed her mind as something she wanted to get into. She knew how popular vinnie and his friends were, having seen them when he would show her. She had especially been worried about making one when she first started dating him, fearing someone would find out and out them before they were ready.

She was even more fearful in a way when they announced it, fearing the ridicule she would face if she made one. But the amount of love people were showering both them and her in each of the videos, made her heart soar in her chest. Finally making her decision, she got to work.

His phone was vibrating in his pocket, confusion filling him. It wasn’t a phone call, no, it was notifications going off.

He pulled his phone out, seeing a plethora of tags from his friends flash over the screen. His brows knitted together in confusion, not understanding what was going on. Why was he being tagged and sent this one tiktok?

He got his answer when he opened a link sent by Jordan. He red the text from him, even more confused when he did. ‘You have to see this.’ The text red, seeing a link sent right after.

Shock filled him when he watched it, questions filling his mind as he sat there, eyes glued to the screen.

It was a video posted by his girlfriend, from her own account. It was simple really, well, that’s a bad word for it.

She sat on the floor, leaning against their shared bed. A mirror proper in front of her, showing her and their empty bed.

He had the mirror installed in front of the bed a month prior, contemplating on having it placed above the bed.

It was a surprise for her, having it done the day of their 5 month anniversary. Worry filled him that she wouldn’t like it or find it weird, but he was proven wrong that same night. It was one of the greatest nights they had, finding every way to fuck in front of it, their pleasure heightened with being able to watch as they both came undone.

Since then, they used it every time. Being able to sit in front of it, with her facing it as he makes her watch as he slams into her, loving being able to pull her hair back as moans slip from her lips as he makes eye contact through the mirror.

She sat on the floor, only wearing one of his black shirts, barely covering her clothes core. She was sitting there, a chuckle making its way out of him when he heard the song. He knew if she ever made an acount or video, she would use one of corpses songs. She loves his music, barely being able to deny the fact due to how much she’d listen to him. E girls he knew was one of her favorites, finding her humping the lyrics on the daily when she’s being going the most mundane things.

His eyes bulged out of his head when he looked behind her, his heart thumping in his chest even worse. His cock throbbing in his pants when he saw it.

There in the background, was a pair of handcuffs secured on their headboard.

Having used them only the night before, his cock grew almost painful Ashe thought of the memories.

The sounds of her moans ripping out from her as she tried pulling free her hands as he rocked harshly into her played in his mind. Making it nearly impossible to concentrate on anything beside her and the memories. And the thought of what was to come when he got home.

His heart pounded in his chest when he looked at the comments, one sticking out. People had caught on to the handcuffs, not many, but the numbers were rising. But one comment, had one reply. ‘ARE THOSE HANDCUFFS I SEE 👀’ it red, being highlighted by being liked by the creator, with a reply by creator. ‘Like my bracelets? 😊’

His footsteps echoed throughout the large home, barley being able to hear them due to his heart pounding in his ears. He could feel the blood coursing through him as he bears his door, hearing nothing from the other side.

He opens up the door, instantly his eyes trained on her like a hawk. There she laid on their bed, again, only clad in his shirt.

Her eyes met his, a smile forming on her face. “Hey lovey.” She chirped, getting up from their bed, a pep in her step as she neared him.

She got up on her toes to reach him, him bending his head down, connecting their lips in a sweet kiss. She could feel the need in his lips as he wrapped his arms around her torso, feeling him tighten his grip ever so slightly.

He opens his mouth slightly, darting his tongue out, licking her lip lightly. Her granting him access as they stood there in each other’s arms. She pulled away with a chuckle. “What’s gotten into you?” She asked, a teasing smile on her face. “Take a wild guess.” He grunted, crashing his lips to hers again. She pulled away again, chuckling at his grunt of frustration when she did. “I don’t know? Tell me?” She teased, making his grip on her tighten even harder. “Maybe, it has something to do with that little video you posted. Maybe it might also have to do with the fact that you hadn’t hid those handcuffs. Now everyone will know.” He grunted, tightening his arms even harder around her.

She could feel his cock pressing hard against her stomach, excitement growing inside her.

He leaned in to crash his lips with hers again, but she out her hand in the way before he could. He looked at her questionly, making her chuckle. “Before we do anything. I need your help with another video.”

It took every ounce of sheer willpower for him not to bend her over and fuck her right there when they recorded it. His cock throbbing even worse the longer it took. But in the end, even he had to admit, it was worth it.

Same song as her last one, only this time, the video was entirely different.

She had the camera facing her side profile, her facing him and not the camera. Him discreetly out of the frame.

As the lyrics started, he reached his hand up, grabbing her by the throat as she lip synced the lyrics, his hand having a firm hold on her delicate neck. As the song continued, he moved his hand up, pulling her bottom lip out, sticking his thumb between her reddened plum lips.

She gave a simple caption, one they knew would make everyone who watched it go insane. ‘The other version.’

A groan rips from the back of his throat, her hands tangling in his curls harshly. Their tongues battled as they pant, neither one wanting to pull away from one another.

His hands held tightly to her thighs, gripping the soft flesh as a moan rips out of her. His rings axing to the sensation as she pulls his hair even harder.

He pulls his lips from hers, letting out a chuckle when she chased his lips momentarily. He duped his head down into her neck, running his lips along the skin, until he felt her legs wrap around him as a moan slips past her lips. He starts sucking harshly on her skin, feeling her trembling under him.

He widens her legs, looking down between them, letting out a grunt. He can see the wetness through her panties, nearly smelling her desire. He pulled them down her legs, watching in amazement when she opened up her legs to him. He had seen her naked plenty of times, but it still caught his breath every time he saw her core.

He went back to her neck, sucking on the bruised skin. He ran his hand down her thigh, feeling her tremble as small whines slipped past her lips.

He pulled his head from her neck, hovering his lips just enough over hers. A smile broke out on his face as his fingers finally met her core, a large moan breaking through her.

His fingers rut harshly through her velvety walls, making her yell out. His cock throbbed in his pants as her core sucked his fingers inside of her, making him want to replace his hand with his painfully hard cock.

She can hardly breathe as his fingers hardly pound inside of her, waves of pure bliss engulfing her at the feel. His rings adding a level of chill, making her shake as he speeds up.

He dips his head back into her neck as he bites her skin, rutting his hips into the mattress to relieve some of the pain.

As if it couldn’t get better, she feels him thrust his fingers even faster, making her jump when he hits that one spot. It’s been his mission, every time they had sex, he had to hit it each time. Whether it was with his cock or hands, he had to.

He feels her walls tightening as her moans grow louder, feeling her walls quiver slightly. He speeds his hands up, adding his thumb to rub her clit harshly, making her cry out. “Yeah that’s right, such a good girl.” He whispers, making her cry out. “God I love how your walls just squeeze my fingers, wishing it was my cock. Wouldn’t you love that? To feel my cock pound inside of you? To have it suck me dry as I make it mine forever?” “Yes! Please!” She yells out, making him chuckle. “Then cum for me sweet girl.”

A large groan breaks out of him when she lets out a yell, thrashing around as he feels her release, feeling her core tightened and suck his fingers inside of her even more. A cry breaking past her lips as it all grows too much.

She pulls his pants from him, eagerly trying to rip them from his body.

They both lay naked, chests flushed together. He feels his heart hammer against his chest, feeling hers beat in the same rhythm.

A groan slips past his lips as her hands glide along his shaft, making his arms shake as pleasure courses through him.

He grabs his cock in his hands, lining himself up to her entrance. A hiss breaking past him as his painfully hard head slips between her lips, the wetness of her core nearly making him explode.

He lays his forehead on hers, both taking in a deep breath as he eases himself inside her. They both shudder in a breath as he enters her, both shaking as his cock slides inside her. “Fuck I love your pussy baby.” He groans out, kissing her sloppily. He momentarily doesn’t move, stealing his breath.

He did this every time, always giving her a couple of seconds to get used to the feeling of his cock stretching her. Always easing into it slowly, rocking his hips at a slow place, gradually increasing his speed of his thrusts.

He wasn’t much of a speed guy, he always would go slowly but hard, not growing in speed till they both neared the edge.

He pulled out slowly, slamming himself back in hardly, moving her and the bed back as a cry rips out of her. He feels her walls close tightly around him as he thrusts inside of her, making him groan out. She pulls his hair harshly, pulling his head back as he hisses out. Making him slam into her harder.

They both can’t help but yell out as time passes, making it nearly impossible to stay quiet. His cock slamming into her harder, a cry ripping out of him when her nails take down his back. Making him arch into her. His hand slips from her thighs to her neck, pushing on the sides as she struggles for air.

Their lips collide in a sloppy kiss as his thrusts speed up, his hair sweaty and dangling in her face.

Knots grow in their stomachs as they feel their release approach, making him speed his trusts more. “I-I wanna cum. Please vin, fuck please.” She moans out, making him grip her hip even harder. He bends his head back into her neck, biting the skin harshly as his thrusts grow sloppy. “Hold it.” He grunts into her ear, making her cry out as she tries to ward off the impending orgasm.

He feels her wetness seeping down his thighs as he slammed even harder, making her cry out as she shakes, trying her hardest not to cum. “Fuck vinnie I can’t, fuck please I can’t.” She sobs out, tears streaming down her face as she shakes, using every last strength inside her to hold it. She feels it breaking as it approaches, nearly breaking as tears stream from her eyes. He gowns out in her neck, feeling her walls tighten and shake as he tries holding on. “Cum for me.” He groans out, a groan breaking through him as she screams out. Wave of pure Ecstasy take over her body as she squeezes him inside her, making her cry out as she violently thrashes.

He can’t hold it any longer, feeling himself break as he yells out a deep groan as he cumsinside her, making both shake as her walls suck out every drop he lets out, making him shake as waves of white hot pleasure rake over one another.

They both lay there, his arms giving out as they shake. Their arms grabbing onto one another as they try calming the aftershocks of their orgasms. He uses all his strength to lean up, connecting their lips as they pant.

Feeling themselves sink into the soft mattress, they both lay on their sides, his clock still buried inside her, making both their eyes grow heavy. Before they fall into a deep slumber, they connect their lips.

[shemarmooresfedora]

Protective of the Princess

Summary: Jo comes home with some unexpected news and Spencer isn’t a fan. (This is a stand-alone one-shot of my completed ‘Rebuilding Family’ series)

Pairing: Spencer Reid x Fem!Reader

Content/Warnings: mentions of little kids kissing, spencer freaking out, fluff

Word Count: 1.3k

A/N: based on this ask from @reidsbookclub and this ask from @samuel-de-champagne-problems

Masterlist

Spencer made it clear to Jo she could be anything she wanted to be growing up.

She would change her mind about her career path quite often but Spencer was always supportive. When she wanted to be a vet, she had a bunch of different stuffed animals to practice on. When she wanted to be an astronaut, you all built a rocket ship out of a cardboard box. When she wanted to be a scientist, Spencer got her a book set of kid’s science books.

One afternoon after school, Jo hopped up on the kitchen counter as Spencer was making her a snack and you were playing with the twins on the floor.

“Daddy, I can’t go to work any more,” Jo stated.

“Why not, Princess?” Spencer asked, sliding apple slices and peanut butter in front of her.

“I have a baby and husband now,” Jo explained.

“You got a baby and husband in one day?” you questioned.

“Thomas kissed me and then we got married under the slide at recess and now we have a baby. I don’t have time for work, Daddy,” Jo sounded exasperated.

“Thomas did WHAT?” Spencer gaped.

“He kissed me like you kiss Mommy every morning before work,” she demonstrated the little peck on her baby doll.

Spencer’s eyes widened, “Y/N, please help.”

You stood from the blanket where the twins were having tummy time.

“Jo, how about you wait until you’re a little older to start kissing people? A hug or high five can show love to. You can try that next time,” you suggested.

“Daddy says kissing is safer than handshakes though,” Jo reminded you.

“Nope! I lied! Kissing is very dangerous,” Spencer shook his head empathically, “Don’t kiss.”

“But we have a baby together,” Jo held up her baby doll.

“I see that. What’s their name?” you asked.

“This is Derek,” she informed you.

“You named him after your uncle? That’s very sweet,” you smiled.

“I want a real one so I can name it Penelope. I want to have a big belly like Mommy used to have. How are babies made?” she questioned.

Spencer grasped your hand, looking very pale, “Y/N, I need to lie down.”

“One second, love,” you squeezed his hand before turning back to Jo, “You can’t have a baby until you’re much older. Then, I’ll explain it to you, okay?”

Jo nodded.

“I need to take Daddy to bed. He’s feeling a little sick,” you told her, “You can play with the twins.”

“Actually,” Spencer slipped his hand out of yours, “I’m going to go for a drive. I’ll be back in a bit.”

You looked at him curiously as he leaned in for a kiss but then retreated under the watchful eyes of Jo.

You followed him into the entryway as he laced his converse up, “Where are you going?”

“I’ve never heard of a Thomas before until now. I need Penelope to check this kid out.”

“Check this kid out?” you laughed, “What are you expecting to find? A nine year old with a criminal record?”

“I need to make sure my daughter is safe,” he looked up at you seriously.

“Okay,” you relented, “You’re a great dad albeit very protective,” you kissed him goodbye.

“Are we going to start having to only kiss in private now?” you smirked.

“I don’t want her seeing and copying it at school,” Spencer sighed, “The last thing I want is to get a phone call from her teacher that our daughter needs to stop kissing people.”

“Okay, sneaking around could be fun anyways,” you smiled, giving him another kiss, “Tell the team I say hi.”

-

“Who does this Thomas kid think he is?” Spencer grumbled to himself as he was in the elevator, “Kissing my sweet little precious daughter. I should have him arrested. Maybe I don’t have the grounds for an arrest but I can show him my badge and scare him off.”

His ranting stopped as he knocked on Penelope’s door.

“Who is it?” she chirped.

“Spencer,” he replied, “I brought you a croissant.”

“It’s open!”

Spencer opened the door and handed her the paper bag.

“And it’s still warm!” she squealed, “You must really love me.”

“I do but I also need a favor,” he spoke.

“Name it, boy wonder,” she readied herself at her keyboard.

“I need you to look up a boy named Thomas in Jo’s class.”

“Is this kid bullying her?” she gritted her teeth, “I swear to god, I will reign hell down on this kid if he is.”

“No, it’s the opposite actually. He kissed her,” Spencer sighed.

“She already got her first kiss?” Penelope gasped.

“I know! I didn’t even have mine until 25,” Spencer replied.

Penelope clicked away at her keys, “We’ve got two Thomases in her class but according to the attendance record, Thomas Jacobson was out sick today meaning Thomas Bennett is our guy.”

“What do we know about him?” Spencer asked, crouching down to look at Penelope’s screen.

“Plays on the town soccer team, has an allergy to shellfish, good report card,” Penelope stated.

“Anything else? Any visits to the principals? Sketchy friends?” he questioned.

“I guess the sketchiest friend he has would be his imaginary friend named Robby the cowboy according to his mom’s facebook. He’s got a squeaky clean school record.”

“Let me see what this kid looks like,” Spencer desperately demanded.

Penelope gave him a look.

“Please,” he added.

The group class pictures of the past 3 years popped up on to Penelope’s screen. Each year, Jo and Thomas were standing next to each other smiling and laughing in various poses.

“He doesn’t look like much of a threat to me,” Penelope stated.

“Why hasn’t she ever asked for him to come over on a playdate?” he asked.

“She was probably scared her dad was going to embarrass her,” Penelope chuckled.

“She’s in 3rd grade! No boys!” Spencer crossed his arms.

“That rule is setting you up for a rebellious stage later in life,” Penelope rolled her eyes.

“So I just let this happen?” Spencer sighed, dropping into the chair next to Penelope.

“Yes, you’re supposed to protect her but not from nice boys who make her happy.”

“But she’s just my sweet little girl,” Spencer started to tear up.

“And she always will be but you need to let her live her life,” Penelope explained.

“I know. Thanks Penelope.”

-

You heard the car pull in while you were making dinner. You lowered the setting on the stove and made your way over to the door.

“Hey,” you greeted him, wrapping your arms around him.

“Hi,” he snuggled into the crook of your nest.

“Did you find Thomas on the FBI’s most wanted list?” you joked.

“No, he’s a good kid,” Spencer sighed in defeat, “I just don’t like the thought of her growing up. Then, she’ll eventually have to leave us.”

“That’s what being a parent is,” you whispered, “You love them, care for them, and prepare them for the world as best you can but then you have to set them free. But, I have good news for you,” you smiled.

“What?”

“You’re stuck with me forever,” you grinned.

“Thank god,” Spencer squeezed you tighter.

“Daddy!” Jo ran into the room, “Lion King is playing in theaters tonight! We need to go!”

“Okay, Princess,” he looked to you for support and you squeezed his hand, “Do you think Thomas would want to come?”

“Yes! He loves Lion King!” Jo exclaimed, running to go get ready.

“You’re a great dad,” you reminded him once again.

“I’m still going to be watching this kid like a hawk,” Spencer admitted.

“As you should,” you grinned, kissing him.

Soon enough, Jo came home next week saying she wanted to be a congresswoman and they were back to their old adventures.

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