#i feel like i may be on the list too but....

[mk-wizard]

I could kiss you for making this list because this exactly what I have been saying for YEARS. May I also add some other honourable mentions of both princesses and non-princesses?

In Robin Hood, Maid Marian is an upper class woman yet is not spoiled by her status. She even sees the absurdity of classism and shows kindness and respect to people by way of their actions not their status. And her lady in waiting Lady Cluck shared those honourable values and was a fighter. Maybe having her as a mother figure is what shaped Marian into being such a kind and fair person. Also, Marian was ready to leave her lavish lifestyle at any time as she was already not happy being there. She was just waiting for the right time and wanted to make her exit the smart way. Yes, she was still in love with Robin and hoped the feeling was mutual, but she was NOT living just for him.

In The Black Cauldron, Elonwy is the proactive one and often the voice of reason of the group. She saved Taran and everyone else before she was saved later on. And might I remind everyone, it wasn't even Taran who saved her. It was Gurgi who is that hairy strange short creature who talks in third person. She can be tough and outspoken, but only when she needs to be. She is not mean spirited in the least. In fact, quite the opposite, she is kind, positive and genuinely helpful to the team.

In Peter Pan, Wendy Darling is the first to learn that there are good things about growing up as well as being mature. She also comes to realize that it's not a good thing to be childish, irresponsible and treat everything like a game all the time. It thanks to her that she made the lost boys and her brothers rethink the way they act as well as to stop and appreciate their mothers. However, she is not above being playful and imaginitive. Wendy is the ideal big sister figure or babysitter who is a great balance between fun and kind, but also responsible and smart. If anyone was truly guilty of being overly fixated on a man, it was Tinkerbell in how she was overly possessive of Peter. And even then, Tinkerbell went on to become her own woman with her own franchise.

In Atlantis, we have Princess Kida who like Mulan and Tiana doesn't need explaining.

In Treasure Planet, we have Captain Amelia who is a damn CAPTAIN. Even though she clearly has a feminine side, she takes her job seriously, she is very brave and she is good at what she does. Even when she was severely injured, she toughed it out even when near death. Yes, she got married and had kids, but she clearly didn't stop doing her job.

In Lilo & Stitch, Lilo's big sister Nani is trying her best to hold it together as the breadwinner and parent which is not easy because they are struggling. There's also the fact that Lilo did not make it easy for her. She is also not painted as a Mary Sue about it. She makes mistakes, she faces tough decisions and is not always as confident about her actions as she makes herself out to be. Yet she keeps pushing through, grabs every opportunity and does it all for her family. And in the end, she manages to make it work. Nani is both relatable and inspiring. Yeah, she had a boyfriend, but she was absolutely not focused on landing a man. In fact, quite the opposite. If anything, she is what we imagine a loving "single mom" to be like.

It seems to me like everyone and their mother has forgotten about Brave which focused on the bond between princess Merida and her mother Queen Elinor, and how they learn to see eye to eye. Yes, Merida took a stand against being reduced to a prize to be won, but even before than, Merida's main thing was that she wanted the freedom to be the kind of young woman SHE wanted to be not what her mother believed she had to act like. Merida is also flawed in how she is still just a teenager and makes bad decisions such as feeding a magic cake to her mom which winds up turning her into a bear. Queen Elinor also deserves some honourable mention here because she too is crucial to the story. She is not Merida's enemy. She genuinely does have her best interest at heart and wants to do right by her. By the end of the story, both Elinor and Merida not only come to genuinely understand each other, they are also realize they were both in wrong about certain things and in the end, make up.

Disney was much more feminist and progressive when it wasn't trying to be. It just tried to make good stories. I love the Disney princesses and think they are highly misunderstood. They don't fixing. Society's view of them does.

Rant incoming

I feel like the problem with a lot of Disney's live action remakes (and arguably Wish) is they're trying to appeal to a crowd that no longer exists, namely the people who used to claim that the Disney Princesses were sexist.

All the interviews tend to include, "Well she's not chasing a MAN anymore" which...almost no one sees the princesses like that, anymore. Virtually NO ONE still believes the princesses are man-chasing sexist caricatures of women.

Cinderella is now hailed as an abuse victim who stayed strong long enough to get help to get out of her situation. Anyone who says she should have saved herself is basically regarded as a victim blamer. And it's very clear in the film she wasn't looking to marry the prince, she just wanted a night off. She was the only one who wasn't in line to meet him. She didn't find out she met the prince until he went looking for her!

Snow White is now hailed for her negotiation skills, ability to calm down after extreme stress (she had a moment of panic and had to cry for a bit, but who wouldn't after finding out The Queen hired someone to kill you?), and ability to take charge of a house of adult men. And again, she was an abuse victim, this time trying to escape ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS. While she dreamed of her prince, it was secondary to her main goal of SURVIVAL. There are also entire video essays about how Snow White gave hope to people during The Great Depression.

Everyone acknowledges that Ariel wanted to be human BEFORE meeting Eric. We all know she was a nerd hyperfixating on humans, and also standing up to her prejudiced father.

We understand Sleeping Beauty wasn't the main character, the Three Good Fairies were, AND PHILLIP WOULD NEVER HAVE BEATEN MALEFICENT WITHOUT THEM! He literally depended on them! WOMEN SAVED THE DAY! But even then, is it really such a sin for a girl to fantasize about romance and fall for someone with corny pickup lines?

We all understand Jasmine just wanted someone to treat her LIKE A PERSON. She rejected every Prince before Aladdin because they treated her like a prize. So why did they need her to want to be Sultan? How did that make her more feminist when she already wanted to be treated like an equal and have a say in her future? Is it only empowering if you want a career in politics?

We admire that Belle, despite living in a judgemental village, was kind to everyone (even though she found the village life dull), and her story teaches girls that the guy everyone else loves isn't always a good guy. What's sexist about teaching girls about red flags? And she didn't start being nice to The Beast until he started treating her with respect and kindness.

Do I really NEED to defend Mulan or Tiana? I think they speak for themselves.

Rapunzel was yet another abuse victim who just needed a little help to get out of her bad situation. In this case, she also needed to learn that she was an abuse victim, and that what Mother Gothel did WASN'T normal, much like many victims of gaslighting.

And don't get me started on the non-princess animals.

Perdita had a healthy relationship with Pongo to the point she was open to express her pregnancy fears to him, and was ready to TEAR APART Cruella's goons for daring to touch her puppies as well as adopting the other puppies. Like, she was so ferocious the goons mistook her for a hyena! She's basically that "I AM THAT GIRL'S MOTHER!" scene from SpyXFamily if Yor were a dog. She and her husband were a TEAM.....but they made a Cruella live action to turn her into a girlboss?! The literal animal abuser!? THAT'S the woman you wanted to put on a pedestal when Perdita was RIGHT THERE!?

Duchess kept her kittens calm after they had been catnapped and was classy as heck. Nice to everyone regardless of social class during a time period where that was uncommon.

Lady stood up to Tramp when she believed he had abandoned her and didn't really care about her. She found out he was a heartbreaker and was like, "Nuh uh. No. You are not doing that to me! You put me through enough."

Miss Bianca from The Rescuers was IN CHARGE the whole movie, and was willing to risk life and limb to save an innocent child. THAT TINY MOUSE TOOK ON ALLIGATORS! And she picked Bernard to accompany her because he was the only one who wasn't ogling her. And then in the sequel SHE DID IT ALL AGAIN! I wish I were as brave as her.

Like, the public haven't accused these ladies of being sexist caricatures since 2014 (Actresses and actors don't count, they're out of touch like the rest of Hollywood) yet Disney is operating under the assumption that the public still thinks that way, hence all the "sHe'S nOt AfTeR a MaN iN ThIs VeRsIOn" talk.

The live action remakes are trying to attract an audience that doesn't really exist much, anymore, and back when it did exist, was comprised mainly of people who didn't actually watch the films. The Disney princesses are no longer seen as sexist, and feminine qualities are no longer seen as weak or undesirable.

[oatmealwrites]

Catch Kira, Not Feelings! [Headcanons]

[ NOTE: This goes with my long series fic Catch Kira, Not Feelings! but you don't have to be reading that to get the gist of this ‘Co-worker L’ headcanons! ]

Small collection of headcanons I have for Co-worker! L [SFW & NSFW below the cut!]

small a/n at the end~

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Co-worker! L Who doesn’t have much of an opinion of you when Mr. Yagami brings your resume to him one evening. He skims it over and doesn’t dwell on the long lists of your achievements; what stands out to him is the glowing recommendation the older man and his son seem to have of you. (Not that Light was aware that his subtle brags about you to the task force had an impact on your future employment) L keeps the resume with a variety of other papers on his desk and after Watari’s background check is complete, he’s more eager to see why the Yagami family is so fixated on you than anything else. 

Co-worker! L  Who is speechless at his first impression of you; the resume you offer certainly doesn’t do you justice. Solving through his test within minutes, working well alongside everyone immediately, and you offer him just enough trust considering his elusive identity…  on top of that you're the most beautiful woman he’s ever seen???

He thought the fact Light spoke so highly of you must be indicative of something malicious– maybe a follower/disciple of Kira, not the complete opposite. 

Smart, charming, and easy to talk to? Yep, L is gone.

Co-worker! L Knows why he always offers you special tasks and private methods of communication. On one hand, he gets to put your genuine deductive abilities to good use… and on the other hand, he gets an excuse to see you more. 

He knows it’s dumb and childish, but that doesn’t change the way his body just craves to be near you. (Desserts just don’t taste the same when you’re not sitting beside him reviewing suicide notes :( ) Though in all honesty, the feeling is extremely foreign, but not unwelcome to him. 

Ryuzaki’s always been too busy to entertain anything outside of work, and part of him felt like he was missing out on actually experiencing life. He’s pushed that feeling down more times than he can count. But as soon as he learns that not all evenings need to be spent alone, working on cases, and mumbling to himself, that they could involve sitting beside you, listening to the stupid jokes you try and crack while you both shake away sleep to just work on oneee more document…is when he learns you’ve got him wrapped around your finger.

Co-worker! L Is quick to notice all your habits. Open windows for fresh air leave you shivering? He’s already instructed Watari to stock the hotel suites with extra blankets. Light offered to make your coffee? He’s ensuring to have it pre-made to your liking from now on.

He wants to be someone you can depend on and trust, and this is just his indirect way of showing it.

Co-worker! L First denies ANY romantic attraction. You guys are friends! You even said so himself!! 

And at first he was more than happy to accept that title– it also being the first time someone has actually considered him one– but eventually he despises it. He may be a reclusive emo who happens to be the world’s greatest detective, but he’s still a 20-something year old with emotions and desires. 

Now, when he finally admits that he’s liking you as something more than platonic co-workers..?

He’s seen movies and reads leisurely in the moments when he does get free time, so he’s aware of his attraction to you… he just never thought it would actually happen in the first place. Of course with his luck, the one time he meets someone he thinks he can have a genuine connection with, he gets friend-zoned. By his only friend. 

[OK NSFW TIME HEHE]

Co-worker! L Feels absolutely awful the first time he jacks off to you. In the heat of the moment, it felt like his mind had melted into a puddle of pure carnal desire. Each stroke of his cock in his fist had him wishing it was you– any part of you instead. Maybe those pretty hands you also ensure to lotion up when they seem dry. Or in between those perky tits you keep unfairly hidden away behind layers of clothing. If you took him in your mouth, he might actually ascend and see heaven’s gates.

He cums harder and much faster than he anticipated, ensuring his cruel fate under your love sick spell. No matter how many times he pumps one out before you arrive at the nightly meeting, his dick still twitches the moment your eyes sweep over him and offer a simple ‘hello’. Ryuzaki knows he’s never gotten any action, but the mere presence of you sitting beside him at a work meeting has him feeling like a pent up teenager. 

Co-worker! L Shamelessly commits everything physical about you to memory– that way when he strokes his cock languidly after you leave, the mental image in his head is nearly perfect. It’s gotten to the point he can accurately guess your cup size and what the circumference of your ring finger is. He tells himself it would be useful if you ever went missing and the police needed a sketch, though the immediate description of ‘amazing smile, smells like a mixture of worn books and pastries, and has a fantastic rack’ that comes to mind wouldn’t be of much help. 

But maybe you know what you’re doing to him? How many times can you ‘accidentally’ drop a document and reach over the couch with your ass up to retrieve it before it’s on purpose? The arch of your back and the groan from the stretch of reaching makes Ryuzaki want to end the meeting early and pump you so full of his cum that you’ll be dripping him out for days. There’s no need to make all of these exaggerated moves when he’ll do whatever you want if you just say the command!

Co-worker! L Tries to keep all of his horny thoughts to himself as best as he can, such as: If your pussy tastes as good as he imagines, and if asking you to ride his face would be too straightforward if the two of you ever got intimate. Part of him is glad that Kira seemingly can’t read minds, because if it is Light, the young man would’ve ran to his father about their boss being a decrepit pervert who can’t seem to stop fantasizing taking his new hire raw. [he’s aware of the benefits of condoms, but he thinks he’s got a pretty good idea of your ovulation cycle and if he can time it juuuust right, then birth control wouldn’t be needed]

Co-worker! L Thinks he’s ok with living as your friend and only entertaining the idea of something more in mind until Aoyama rolls around. He kept you watching CCTV for your own protection, but also his own sanity. (If he had to watch you get killed, or worse, hit on by Light all day through a screen– he might consider detaining the young man regardless of proper evidence.) 

Until you look at him differently.

There’s a glow on the screen that illuminates you both in a static blue light as you brilliantly work out a variety of possibilities on the Second Kira with ease; he’s not sure if he’s more turned on by your beauty or brains. (both). When you stop rambling and look down at his lips, his mind begins to put all of the final pieces together. ’fuck, were you thinking about him, the same way he thinks about you?!’

It’s a subtle lean in, and gentle closure of your eyes until there’s a bang at the door and Aizawa barges in...

So what, if the intruder thinks you guys are fake dating now? It’s to prevent Light from catching on and to protect you from the Second Kira. And so what, if he gets to hear you call him ‘boyfriend’, and walk you to class, and… kiss you on the quad?!

Co-worker! L Is wrapped around your finger, tightly. He would kill to have this fake relationship be real under any other circumstances, but you’re both busy trying to hunt down a serial killer who might be working alongside you. Ryuzaki swore to himself only a few months ago that your joining of the task force would bring nothing but professional benefits, and now he’s waiting for you to text him back while silently reminding himself the purpose of this entire investigation is to catch Kira, NOT feelings!

wow 2 CKNF realted posts in 1 week!?!? 😎

i got this idea while writing ch. 8 and then the google doc magically opened and BOOM here we are

i'm lowkey thinking of doing more of these if u guys like them; they're also quicker to draft in case u guys want a snack between chapters

[also want to lowkey try doing this for L in other scenarios as well as other characters from other fandoms... hmm..]

anyways, ILY POOKIES

-oamteal <333

taglist for the mainseries: @lechatparle24@irissfoot@iheteeaifs@automaticpatroltragedy@greenapplesaucepi@thesimpnovao@leiiilaaaa@duckydee-0@dija200@cherry-san@hanakokunzz@maribellaaaaa@love-of-less@bakugouswaif@kakamixoxo

[softnspiky]

Trafalgar Law Headcanons

(That no one asked for)

☆ He has generally good hygiene and showers often, but Law is bad about washing his hair. It feels like a waste of time, since he wears a hat constantly. He uses a lot of dry shampoo to look presentable. Everybody has one hygiene thing they're lazy ab, and for Law, it's his hair.

☆ Socially awkward. Anytime this man has rizz, it's because he rehearsed in his head beforehand, or got lucky/accidental. (It's ok, we love him anyway)

☆ Carries hand sanitizer (he gets unscented, but bonus points if his significant other gets him one of those glittery rubber holders in the shape or a polar bear or something, and gets some scented ones for him to try. If people comment on what smells so good, he never admits that it's his hand sanitizer, but he DOES use them and secretly likes them.)

☆ He's highly perceptive/tuned in to the people around him. He may not be participating in the conversation, but he's following every word and picking up on emotional queues from people's tone. (This is bc of his time in the Doflamingo family. I headcanon Robin this way, too. They developed this habit to survive.)

☆ Wants to be COOL (if the tattoos aren't evidence enough, look at how this man presents himself.) If his design didn't have to be re-drawn so much, I fully believe it would include more jewelry: rings, necklaces, bracelets, a belt chain. This man shops at hot topic; have you seen his under-eye makeup? But ye, very much wants to be perceived as cool, mysterious, and powerful.

*This is largly a coping mechanism he picked up bc of the Doflamingo family, where keeping up appearances and having a cool exterior was literally a method of survival.

☆ Calculation has become second nature to him in social situations, so it's hard for him to relax and "be himself" when he's in a safe space to do so. The Heart Pirates and the Straw Hats must often remind him. "It's just us, you're safe, no judgments here, relax," ex.

☆ Probably goes without saying, but he absolutely has trust issues and struggles to be vulnerable.

☆ In a relationship, his love languages would be quality time and acts of service (giving), and words of affirmation and physical touch (receiving).

☆ Law typically refrains from smoking or drinking alone, but he will sometimes partake if offered in a social setting.

☆ However, Law does drink caffeine excessively. Definitely has a caffeine addiction even though he knows it's bad for him. Tries to spread his caffiene into different formats bc it feels less like an addiction if he doesn't have to confront the "i had 3 monsters today" issue in his mind (because instead he had a monster and a coffee and tea and snacked on caffeinated chocolate.)

☆ He struggles with insomnia and has a hard time getting real deep sleep that's uninterrupted by unpleasant dreams or sounds from the crew. He's a light sleeper even without any caffeine and doesn't typically find much relief from sleeping.

☆ Sharing a bed would be a big thing for him in a relationship. He would sleep much more deeply with another presence in bed. A physical reminder of his safety keeps him grounded. (He slept so well when he traveled with Cora for this reason.) His s/o would also be able to help convince him to come to bed, simply to receive snugs. This has a positive impact on his overall mental and physical health.)

*I see Law not getting enough rest/not allowing himself to rest as a subconscious form of self harm/punishment from his survivor's guilt. :(

☆ He is a sucker for cute things. Look at Bepo. Heck, look at the Polar Tang. He tries to keep this under wraps bc it would humanize his mysterious, uncaring Surgeon of Death persona. Here's a list of things I think Law would secretly adore: beanie babies, keychains, patterened socks with sushi or Sanrio characters on them, *hidden under his boots and skinny jeans

☆ Law runs cold. Perhaps it's a side effect of his disease that never quite went away after he cured himself. I know he would be used to the cold after spending so much time in a submarine, but he's usually in a big coat of some kind regardless. At the very least, he has poor circulation to his feet. His s/o would be in for a shock, brushing up against his toes when sharing a bed. Those mfers are CLAMMY.

☆ Definitely has shrimp posture

☆ Has some mother hen habits as a result of being a doctor. He reminds his crew (through gritted teeth) to drink water, wear sunscreen and sunglasses, eat enough protien ex. They know it's his way of showing he cares for them, so they don't mind. He usually receives a chuckle followed by an "Aye-aye Captain".

☆ Law carries a fanny pack. (Hidden on his back beneath his coat) I cannot explain how I know this, only that it is true.

☆ I see him being a trinket guy. He has a drawer of random stuff that he's picked up from the islands he's been to. Bits of nature, ephemera. To the untrained eye, it's a drawer of useless items, but to him, they're mementos. Law doesn't have many good memories, or much of anything from his childhood, so he holds onto items that have significance, even if he probably doesn't need to. (Hence the hat) He does open the drawer from time to time and look through them, especially if he's feeling lonely.

☆ Despite this, he generally doesn't have a lot of possessions. He's used to traveling and wandering, not settling. He packs light, and most of his stashed items are back at the Tang. If he picks up keepsakes, they're nearly always pocket sized. (Fanny pack, I'm telling ya)

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That's all for now! Lmk what you think in replies :>

The art is an edit of a piece by Gokujounomaguro on Twitter! They make sooo much gorgeous Law fanart 😍

[feralkuromi]

It’s not even 9am and I’ve already cried twice. I won’t delve too deeply (gotta keep that anonymity despite if any of my irl friends found this blog they’d clock it was me in an instant lol)

It’s family drama, and of course that always funking sucks. And in my moment of need, I thought “hmm let’s use the tête-à-tête feature and see what the boys have to say (call me pathetic, I don’t care. I may be cringe but I am free)

Firstly, there’s no “i’ve had a fight with my family about things I cannot help etc etc” so I chose the “i fought with a friend option.

Secondly, when chatting with Zayne, I tried a different route to see if I could get anything closer to my problem, but it didn’t work so I just said I had a nightmare so I can’t conclude on what he’s like and therefore he won’t be on the list

First we have Rafayel

Bruh - this did make me smile, and it’s very much fitting of him and the reasons why I love him. But for the gravity of the situation I’m in it wasn’t the best. But knowing that Rafayel isn’t the best wish emotions it makes sense. Did make me chuckle

Then we have Xavier

He was so sweet! This wasn’t the only positive remark he made (don’t tell me I’m the only one who spams the “I need a hug” button). He made me smile and the desire to smush his cheeks grew tenfold

Up next is Sylus

Sylus did not dissapoint. He was very level headed about things and whilst didn’t comfort in the traditional sense, it was very on brand for him and made me chuckle

And last but not least, Caleb

God he was so sweet too. Both him and Xavier did genuinely make me feel better about the situation. Rafayel and Sylus made me laugh and smile, so whilst different to Caleb and Sylus, they acted as expected for their personalities.

To conclude, I love this game and these characters, and frankly I don’t give a shit if using it as a coping mechanism makes me look weird

[needyy-whore]

.....hiiiiii......again.....

um. some of you may possibly remember this user, yeah im the same person. back again for like the 100th time.

last time i said i left because i felt this wasn't healthy and i needed to focus on real life, but i think maybe it's okay to have both. i need somewhere to have this side of me that im not gonna get rid of just by deleting tumblr.

anyway, here's a list of kinks and limits:

kinks:

rape

gangrape

stalking

degradation

object insertion (rape me with whatever you can fit inside of me)

bondage

exhibition

edging

not a kink, but i LOVE detailed threats/fantasies

limits:

piss/shit/blood

any oral stuff (i have emetophobia, anything to do with my mouth just freaks me out)

incest/fauxcest

any pedo shit/ddlg

i don't talk to girls

nobody under 18, nobody over 35

don't ask about/mention my family or friends. keep them away from this side of my life

i have a life outside of tumblr, don't be mad when i can't always respond immediately

i have no problem sharing nudes, but i will absolutely not share my face or my full name. maybe a nickname, if im comfortable with you

NO bigots (racism, homophobia, transphobia, zionism, etc.)

no MAGA/trump supporters

i'm not sharing socials outside of tumblr. i had a kik once for a rape gc, may consider it again eventually

pretty much, i really love getting rape threats 😵‍💫 in my dm's, asks, comments, whatever. i really love reading them. super detailed is great, super simple is great too. i feel like im being super technical with this all lol, i just want to make myself clear

dont be shy, tell me how you're gonna rape my virginity away 🫶🏻

[11queensupreme11]

Cu shows up to the Luofu and casually flexes on all the long life species (Vidadhara specifically, who CANNOT reproduce because they're all infertile and can only reincarnate) with his 101 children.... 💀💀☠️

Hes storming into government buildings and introducing a Sécy Alert (instead of Amber Alert, for his and Percys kids specifically) on every planet he goes to, giving them copies of pictures of his kids and going. Listen. If I find out they're here and you didn't find them before me or they come here and you don't tell me IMMEDIATELY 👹 I 👹 Will 👹 Fuck 👹 Your 👹 Shit 👹 Up 👹 do you hear me?? Your planet will be HISTORY. SOMEBODY FIND MY DAUGHTERS RN. TELL THEM TO COME HOME TO DADDY RIGHT AWAY. IF YOU SEE MY WIFE TELL HER THE SAME SHIT. (translation: baby I miss you, come back.

The way he probably actually says it: TELL THAT DUMB BITCH TO COME BACK RN)

Whole planetary populations gon be panicking bc. Ain't no way their existence ends with some crazy guy who's just way too invested in his family and won't shut up about his wife and daughters. Their lives come to an end and THATS the reason for it.

Some kids (looking at you incest freaks) would be in the direct parallel situation where THEY'RE too invested in GETTING BACK to Percy 😭 like if they ended up there as an accident or thought it'd be a fun field trip and they could sneak out for a bit but now they have no idea how to get home. If they get too impatient or bores they may end up colonising a few planets and converting them from Aeon worship, or introducing a new religion featuring their divine ✨️ Mother ✨️. They're improving lives this way!! Percy is soo much cooler and nicer and better to worship than those smelly Aeons after all 😊 and the however many billion people who live on those planets better agree or its extinction for them.. The universe is being torn apart from several directions and poor Percy is at the centre of the destruction. She'll show up to one of these planets completely by accident and find them worshipping her and she's like ??? Well this is uncomfy, but at least she knows one of her kids has been here/is still here somewhere probably standing proudly ij the middle of it all like 🥺 look mother I did a thing for you 🥺 do you like it 👉👈🥺 (Poor Belobog would probably be on this list of locations because they probably wouldn't be able to fight back. They'd just get forcefully converted and the Percy Kid/s would be like 😊 Mother is a way better object of worship than some Aeon who doesn't give a shit about you!! Hypocritical because neither do most of the actively worshipped ROR gods in the ROR-verse bur can you tell me that wouldn't be their mentality anyway 😭)

(Meanwhile some of the more bloodthirsty kids are out there trying to square up to Nanook or some shit just to see if they can. Percy gets whiplash collecting her kids from dominated planets and having to go stop them from fistfighting God next)

Multiple factions are observing these in-universe developments from the shadows... The Stellaron Hunters don't even DARE to interfere with any of the planets that have gotten visits from Percy spawn.. Even Stellarons aren't as destructive as the Percy Kids.. They bounties are gonna be overtaken in days, numbers that don't even exist are gonna be attacked to the Percy Kids.... Elio doesn't need future sight or whatever to he able to tell that messing with them/the planets they're involved with wouldn't end well.. Kafka's whole thing is that she can't feel fear?? Percy kids will find a way!! Or have fun tormenting her in other ways. She might find it fun actually. Until she dies or smthn because they don't play fair.. Blade wants to die but he can't because he's immortal? Better hope Beel never finds out about him, what a perfect and convenient test subject for his purposes!! Silver Wolf and Firefly are the most sane members so they're probably staying at far the fuck away as they possibly can.

The Genius Society is quaking at the implications of all these god-tier threats and God forbid they find out about whatever Beel is doing. They may make the fatal error of extending an invitation to him if Nous acknowledges him because. Aeons work differently to God's and its nature would probably demand that it recognise him as a genius. (I'm pretty sure they have to be acknowledged by him to join the genius society, which is why Ratio was done so dirty :(( because he has too much empathy or something to be acknowledged is the theory, he's too 'human' to cross certain lines that would elevate his genius status/do some evil 'in the name of science' shit) Beel would find their invitation hilarious. And a very poor choice on their part 😊 for their own sakes.

The Memokeepers/Garden Of Recollection are also meant to be passive observers.. they're probably eating this shit up. Quality media for them.

The Luofu follow the Path of the Hunt, which is to eradicate creatures of Abundance so they probably have beef with Percys kids who fulfill the same destructive roll.

Galaxy Rangers kill evil people to they're also probably sending assasins/bounty hunters out like 'Go kill God, K thanks'

The chaos would truly be never ending because there are infinite factors 😭 the Percy Kids' mere existences upset the balance of the universe, everyone would be scrambling from encounters like what the fuck do we dooo

💫 Anon

💫 anon YOU'RE THE BEST FOR THIS LOL

you have cú chulainn's tsun-yan ass so accurately done LMAO and also captured his love for his daughters + wife 😭😭😭

"SOMEBODY FIND MY DAUGHTERS RN. TELL THEM TO COME HOME TO DADDY RIGHT AWAY. IF YOU SEE MY WIFE TELL HER THE SAME SHIT. (translation: baby I miss you, come back. The way he probably actually says it: TELL THAT DUMB BITCH TO COME BACK RN)"

10/10 perfect 😭👍

AND LMAO YEAH THE OTHER KIDS WHO ARE A LITTLE TOO OBSESSED WITH THEIR MOTHER WOULD ABSOLUTELY COLONIZE A BUNCH OF PLANETS AND FORCE THEM INTO THE PERCY RELIGION 😭😭😭😭 i can just imagine girly entering a planet and immediately being greeted by a giant ass statue of her, and then a bunch of other statues of her. along with temples, shrines, etc. she is SO creeped out, but she knows at least one of her kids would be here after that 😭😭😭

and when they go all "🥺 look mother I did a thing for you 🥺 do you like it 👉👈🥺" she's gonna be smiling in utter pain while saying "omg YESSSSS sweetie, it's beAUUUUTIFULLLL hahaha oh my godsssss 😃 good job baby!!!! 😀👍" while dying on the inside 💀💀💀💀

when she takes them back home, she is ABSOLUTELY gonna go back to those planets and try to undo the shit her kids did 😭😭😭 give them all the money, resources, etc that they need to recover and everything. she's probably gonna have to do this with HUNDREDS of planets, but she's trying her best 😭

and omg now you're telling her that some of her kids are trying to fight AEONS NOW???? first she has to deal with her annoying ass husbands who she called here to HELP HER, but some end up causing more problems for her instead (cú chulainn, beelzebub, loki, poseidon 💀), one half of her kids are terrorizing planets, and now the other half are out there trying to pick a fight with aeons 💀 she's grounding ALL OF THEM after this, she swears

and what do you mean the genius society tried to send beelzebub a letter to join? 😭 how'd they even find him what 😭😭😭

"Galaxy Rangers kill evil people to they're also probably sending assasins/bounty hunters out like 'Go kill God, K thanks'" oh great now percy needs to find a way to protect the assassins that were sent on suicide missions to try and take out her kids 😭😭😭😭

[starryknight-dragonarts]

Since a bunch of people found me from this post, I thought I should share my names, some of my description and notes about these characters Benny Buzby (Diggersby) I was looking for more pokemon to make pirate characters and then I came across Diggersby...and I thought to myself...he could probably hold a bunch of swords, which made me think of Zoro from One Piece who briefly was compared to a rabbit once by Mihawk...anyway I decided to make a multi-swordsman Rabbit inspired off of Zoro. He's not meant to be a Pokemon version of Zoro himself. Ferridymium Magnellan the Navigator (Probopass) His crew will always know the way with Master Navigator and Map Maker Ferridymium Magnellan around. Ferridymyum knows that the sea is a realm all it's own, not just the place between other places and it has deep secret passages and shortcuts which you will not find on any normal maps. There are ways to sail through the Land of the Dead or to the Distortion World if you know the right way. Maybe he will never find every single secret the Sea has or every realm they can take you to, but Ferridyium can certainly try to make a comprehensive list of the ones he has found.

Daggett Norbert Burke the Shipwright (Bibarel) Did you know that Beaver's ears are especially sensitive to the sound of leaking water, not just running water but the specific sounds water makes when it moves unevenly over a surface, so they can tell if their den has a leak, where exactly to find it, and how to clog it up so it doesn't leak again. People have used this to control where Beavers build dams, playing the sounds of leaking water so the Beavers are compelled to stop the leak in that area. I think having an intelligent Beaver Craftsman would be good for any Ship's crew, especially if the ship is frequently getting damaged by cannon fire. They could make quick repairs to the ship, or if the ship is too damaged all together then they could build a whole new ship from scratch.

Daggett can make almost anything out of Wood

Ahomana Saab (Hariyama) BOOM! Roll'n with the storm clouds and the sound of Drums CRACK! Chains break and shatter when the Torrent comes RUUUMMMBLE! Feel the ground shake as the crowd comes alive The Brave and Mighty Thunderclap Man has arrived. Give it up for Ahomana Saab!

Ahomana is a Musician and performer first and foremost, specifically he likes to Rap, but that doesn't mean that's all he can do. He may look fat but it's all muscle and power! Ahomana believes Strength brings freedom, and Freedom bring strength! To be strong you must survive, to survive you must be as ruthless and cruel as the seas you sail. Survival makes you stronger; Strength gives you freedom; Freedom lets you Survive. Parisa Hasisi (Medicham) Parisa is a member of the Torrent Pirate crew, though she does not typically look like a pirate or wear a pirate insignia so she can get into places without being suspected. She serving as an agent, a thief, an assassin, and a backup dancer to Ahomana in his performances. He casts a big shadow and has a big presence so she doesn't need to worry about being being recognized most of the time. She also complements him in their combat styles; His attacks are big and powerful, while hers are more quick and precise.

Despite being great partners they are not romantically involved with one another.

Storm Bell (Casteform) Bell is a member of the Torrent Pirates as a Swords dancer and acts as the ship's personal Ship-Bell, waking the crew up in the morning, alerting them at certain times of the day or letting them know about oncoming dangers.

They work closely with Parisa Malik Bureiku (Slowbro (and Cloyster)) He won't talk about it either because of past trauma he's experienced or because he's the Strong Silent type, but something had him moving as a Slowpoke like Giratina was biting at their legs. They were still slow but they were determined and so fed up with being a Slowpoke that he needed to find a Cloyster, shove it on his tail and become the baddest Slowbro there is! The Shipwreck Skullem (Solrock & Lunatone) I got this idea one night and knew I Needed to draw this first thing the next morning! I was thinking about how all the Pokemon Pirates I have made use a Duskull Skull as the universal symbol of being a Pirate. Of course it's meant to be a Jolly Roger but there are no Humans in this setting so I had to use some other Skull and Duskull has a very simple cartoon Skull face so seemed like an obvious choice...But I wanted to come up with an in-universe reason why all these pokemon use Duskull as the Symbol of being a Pirate. I first thought about making it a oddly powerful Duskull, but I couldn't find a way to make it work...then I thought..."Who else would use the Symbol of a Duskull to their advantage...maybe a couple of Hoenn Psychic types?"

Solrock and Lunatone use their Psychic powers together in order to control a mech body made from the broken scrap parts of multiple Shipwrecks. They are the Origin of OLD nautical legends, seen as more of a myth and a monster than a Pokemon. Rumors have it that they are guarding some sort of vast treasure hoard accumulated from all of Ships which frequently crashed upon the rocks of their island, Others say there was already some hidden treasure on this island and the ships of those foolish enough to pursue it have only added to the pile. Whatever it is, it must be pretty important and valuable to need a guardian. Getting close to it's land by boat is nearly impossible and if you are even able to get close enough then you'll have to fight the Shipwreck Skullem!

I recently just felt like drawing a bunch of Pokemon Pirates

[moonyasnow]

H w a t

So uhhhhh that happened quicker than expected

First of all I just wanna say:

Thank you all so much 🫶🫶 I just make stuff I make because I myself wanna make them and I do sometimes feel a little bit cringe about it tbh,

Every single time I see someone like a post about one of my OCs or their relationship with one of the canon TWST characters it makes me so happy— really makes my day to think people other than me enjoy my silly little blorbos

But only fitting, I guess, since I first started posting on tumblr at around this time last year (woah…it's been a YEAR now)

I do have a follower event planned!

Buuuut as I'm going to be wayyyyyy too busy to do it until at least May, it's gonna have to wait!

Going back into my little hole now But first!

Here's a quick update on how I'm doing and stuff!

I'm doing great! Both physically and mentally

The sunshine coming back to where I live and FINALLY getting temperatures above +6 Celsius has been doing wonders for my mental health and I'm happier than ever!

Just very busy doing things like filling out college applications for next school year, trying to get a summer job, saving up money, and also a LOT more prep for an after-school activity thing I've got coming up soon

It's more intensive than usual this year because it's on a larger scale than previous years and there's not only a lot more for everyone to learn but also lots more materials we're gonna need that we haven't gotten yet, so I gotta get my share of that too

I also have a new group of really cool friends irl, so I've also been taking more time to hang out with them when I can~

I'm never really fully 100% offline, because I have friends I only talk to here on tumblr. I more just don't have the brain space to focus on any stuff that isn't my own stuff. So it's more like I just go into my own little bubble more, and don't check AS often as I otherwise would

So uh yeah! That was an update on how things are going for me

Hope everything is good for everyone else!

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Please let me know if you ever wanna be added or removed! ^^

[paluis-log]

Hello everyone, my friend and I are going on vacations for the first time ever together to Japan (this will be my first vacations too, I've been working since I stopped studying;;) and we're setting up the last part of it, we need some funds to cover the shinkansen travel for both of us, so I'm opening commissions to afford this along with my ticket to visit Detective Conan skytree event (theheh kinda selfish here) we will need 430eur in total so if you would like to support my art now, it's a good time;; If you have ever liked my arts and comics, you can tip me at kofi ~~over here~~

Or either, I will have commissions open until May with no limited slots. I will draw ocs, and characters from the fandoms I feel comfy with, which are Hunter, Saiyukis and Kimetsu. If you want a fandom character please ask me privately as I might be comfortable to draw from other animes as well (example, even if I didn't list it, I like FMA and Naruto, so I will be happy to draw them as well. I'm not into any current popular shows rn tho) Please request your character at my kofi, over here:

~commission me~

Besides of my comish, here's a reminder you can also buy my 2024 sketchbook Espurna for 5 EUR/5,40 USD (contains Hunter and Kimetsu sketches, 60pg) or my original comic Bibi for 10EUR/10,79USD (it's a trans story about drawing and growing up, 206pgs) at my kofi ^0^)/

Get pa's 2024 sketchbook here / Get Bibi here

I also have my shop open at kofi, but I don't have too many cool things besides of stickers and my clay arts. Anything you decide will definitely help us tons, so please consider supporting our little dream to meet in Japan!

Thank you so so much for taking the time to read this all, I would like to make this travel... I was confident I could cover this with Bibi, but I still didn't cover the payout I gave to my assistant, that's why I'm making this post! I appreciate your support <3

[enemywasp]

I HATE tiktok and the Internet in general rn for the obsession with "oh this person's smellyyy" "Brother it STINKS over here" "BOO 💧🧼🧽🚿" and stuff like that. I wish I could put into words how demeaning and patronising that whole idea is and people implying anyone they don't like doesn't wash.

For one there's something grating about being insulted in a manner like we're in nursery again. But also WHY is that the go to insult. Why do you associate these things? Especially to those you deem "chronically online". Like I don't want to sound pathetic but it feels so nasty to me.

is it extreme to say this feels tied to ableism? And classism too?

[reflections-of-mobius]

"Ain't your fault. Anger's a volatile emotion- I'm just glad you two didn't level the whole city." What even was their life, anymore? Cedar wasn't sure- but one way or another, they'd live.

Cedar and Shadow cast glances to one another- and then Harmony and Volt.

"Y'mean you can't see 'em?...but they're bright- n' floatin'- it even lists m'stats." Cedar started off, confusion laced through their tone. They reached out a hand, trying to gesture to what they saw. Shadow's eyes followed-- but... "It even lists m'specific species- n' some sorta penalty for bein' 'corrupted'."

"It may be something specific to our world. I also have a penalty- though mine is for being 'incomplete'." And it affected his HP regeneration... That would explain why his injuries were still hurting. "There also doesn't appear to be a power source for them." He flicked his hand over the bottom and sides of the panel he could see- before it flashed out of existence. Presumably,...despawned(?) by Cedar. It was a thought he'd leave to the side, for now.

Something to focus on later.

"Chaos Control only allows me to teleport- it would appear I cannot slow down time." That didn't feel right. Like a portion of his ability was--- missing, somehow. He'd be breaking that. Whatever this system was, whatever it said his skills were- he'd surpass it. Be the Ultimate Lifeform. "Hopefully, you will have no need to slow down time." Between himself and Harmony, it would take a veritable row of miracles to cause such a power to be necessary, he was sure.

"Let's go."

"I've got no objections." Cedar chuckled. "My first sleepover, and it's while bein' on th' run from th' government, in an abandoned lab...y'sure know how t'treat mates, Berry."

Shadow sincerely prayed the plum blush spreading on his face wasn't noticeable. At least he was able to take the front, giving himself a few seconds to steady his voice before trying to speak.

"This isn't a sleepover."

[]

The hours had drifted- at first a flurry of activity, eventually dipping- and now,...barely awake. But Shadow remained up, unwilling to lay in blankets taken from Maria's old room. Red hues snapped to the edge of the room. One ear flicked. Noise- the sliding of metal. Too smooth for this old base. Had he hallucinated?... His gaze drifted, only to catch.

He was up in a fraction of a second, stopped only by the silent raising of a hand. Something didn't feel right.

"Hello, Shadow. It's been a while."

Familiar, but not. Something-- something was off. He couldn't place a finger on it until he heard that familiar hum from the cafe- red optics flashing to life in the only doorway out. No,- had Gerald- could he really blame him? He'd wanted to do the same.

"...Gerald,...how are you still alive?"

"Well, that's hardly a proper question to ask your father- especially after letting uninvited guests in." Shadow's eyes narrowed slightly, flicking for a second to the other three. Whoever this was, he couldn't really be Gerald, could he?

"I invited them."

Neither hybrid had any intention of going outside. Not unless something forced them to flee in that direction. No, for now, they were staying where they were with Cedar and Nova to plan out the next steps. Volt looked over at his daughter as she looked to him. Furrowed brows and a soft frown greeting them as Nova spoke of a blue screen.

Harmony had been just about to ask when Cedar spoke and drew her attention.

“Sorry ‘bout that. I wanted t’ let Shadow get all his anger out. I didn’t think we’d level half the city…” Gently scratching at her cheek, the teen went back to looking around for things that she could add to a pile in front of the main doors. But there was that mention again, or at least close enough to it.

“What list? And what were ya talkin’ ‘bout with blue screens. Ain’t nothin’ in here got power.” The teen’s confusion grew as Volt could only shrug his shoulders.

“Only difference between Chaos Snap and Chaos Control in our worlds involve the emeralds.” Volt waved it off. “The snap just lets me teleport t’ a location I can see or can visualize it in my head. Chaos Control slows down time and allows me t’ move outta the way o’ something. I can only manage that once or twice without an emerald in hand.”

“Yeh, but ya burn the shit outta yourself when ya do it that way.” Harmony added with a huff and set another piece of debris on the pile she’d accumulated on one shoulder. The most she could do was puff her cheeks as he waved off her concern. It wasn’t like they had an emerald handy and while Volt did have a Chaos Drive in his pouch, he had no way to use it now that he had two functioning arms again.

Oh well. Problem for the future.

“Yeah. That’ll work. We’ll barricade the door and check out where we’ll be settin’ up base. Cedar, if ya don’t mind takin’ stock o’ supplies we find along the way and when we get t’ his room. Harmony will set up a few o’ our old alarms by the main doors. If something comes in, she’ll hear it.” Now he turned to Nova with a smile and nod. “You help me find the generator and if nothing else, we bring it t’ your room and focus the power in there. The less energy I have t’ use, the more useful I’ll be down the line. I only got a finite amount in me t’ draw from before I gotta rest.

“Sound good?” More than willing to step up and help them get a bit more organized, Volt looked one after the other at those in the room. He wanted to be sure that everyone understood the plan and would go from there.

[trappedinafantasy37]

We did it guys! Minthara is in the top 100 most mentioned video game characters on Tumblr, sitting comfortably at rank 55!

With Astarion at rank 1 (cause of course), Gale at 5, Shadowheart at 6, Karlach at 8, Lae'zel at 9, Wyll at 12, Halsin at 16, Tav at 19, Gortash at 47, and The Dark Urge at 67. Baldur's Gate 3 is also the most talked about video game on this platform, as well as the 6th most talked about thing on all of Tumblr!

I wish Minthara was higher, but you know what, I'm happy she's on there at all! It is also interesting that she ranks higher than Durge and that Durge is that low on the list. It's also pretty interesting that there is such a discrepancy between Durge and Gortash as Durgetash is also the 67th most talked about ship on the platform. It is quite an achievement that our favorite drow is even on that list at all.

It is all just making me think back to some of the more dejecting AO3 statistics with Minthara almost being a blip, practically a statistical outlier in some ways. Even some insignificant side characters got more attention and adoration than her, or had numbers that would compare to her. But Tumblr is a much bigger platform than AO3, containing a much wider array of topics (including fanfics). So for Baldur's Gate 3 and Minthara to stand out that much is really saying something! Reading these statistics on Tumblr does go to show that one platform does not represent the entire fandom and that AO3 is only a piece of the picture.

[axel-tiredstudent]

Haikyuu sticker/charm designs!!! 🏐

More characters: 1 || 2 || 3

what are other characters I haven't done yet that you would like to see in this style? 👀 these were really fun so i might do more in the future and id love to know who people wanna see!!

if you are wondering why i chose to draw some characters but i didnt add others that's because this project started as me drawing my friends' favorite characters!!! i asked my friends who are into hq who their fav is drew that character!

[sappi-papi]

happy jungle sunday everynyan treating myself for this one by sharing one of my fave headcanons for him ever . remember when i infodumped about him in that one post? yeah this was what i was implying in that first paragraph below the cut. anyway consider age regressor jungle ? smile?

[thedreadvampy]

lmao it is undeniably true that I am Depressi Spaghetti but you know. fuck it we continue.

[fictionadventurer]

Potential September Reading

The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien (ideally in audio)

An English Squire by Christabel R. Coleridge

A Sherlock Holmes story (and/or a screen adaptation)

C.S. Lewis nonfiction

A sensation or mystery novel

A piece of one of the Psmith stories

Some kind of nonfiction book