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hell0jon · 7 months ago

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It is 10:47pm, I have only written the introduction for the multiple page report due in two days, and I’ve just discovered the draw function on word

I am never going to get this done

#there is also that one drawing of a cartoon cat giving you a fat ass thumbs up behind the chaos #I feel like an old person #how did I not know this #the magnus archives #tma #magpod #magnus pod #tma podcast #the magnus protocol #tmagp #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #tma fanart #in a way

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doggojin · 8 months ago

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I want to give this site a try after all those years eyeing it. Good riddance, Instagram.

Here’s a character I created for a DnD campaign Mutant - Year zero. His name is Crass, he’s a dog master with the mutations Beastman and Parasite. His dog is named Siyenne and she’s a sweetie.

#dnd #dnd character #dnd art #oc #idk how to do this #this is so new to me help #i feel like an old person #doggojin’s OCs #mutant year zero #character design #character sheet #he’s a cute little freaky guy and I love him

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raccoonium · 2 years ago

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No animal crossing nh update to make the Zelda amiibo compatible even after Tears of the Kingdom release is pure depression

#i am saddened #am i old #i feel like an old person #old man yells at a cloud #nostalgia hits hard #why am i complaining about features that older games have when this one has so many new things #why cant i enjoy stuuuufff

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longlivetv · 2 years ago

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Damn, I haven’t been to a movie since the before times, and I lived in BFE Florida…I am used fo $10 movie tickets why is Barbie $22???

#I feel like an old person #‘back in my day movies cost $6’#which they did when I was in middle school and our parents would drop us off #holy shit inflation is real

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zelda7999 · 2 years ago

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Adjjhfhdfh im so late but fern, lollipop, mint, steel (affectionate) - @clxckwork-sun-n-moon

sdaofjhdsfkjlh PLEASE EXPLAIN HOW I AM BIG BRAIN, THERE ARE NO THOUGHTS BEHIND THESE EYES I ASSURE YOU! XDDD

also also also for the Lollipop... WE ARE FRIENDS KAJHSDFKDSJ <3 <3 <3 Do I need to smother you in love too? Like I did tree? (tho for tree it was sleepy zelda with a lot of emotions for friends LMAO <3)

and yeah, once again the steel is valid. Everyone is concerned for me it seems XDDD

#Ask Zelda #clxckwork-sun-n-moon asks #yeah steel is valid #I woke up today n hurt my hips #I feel like an old person #All I did was get outta bed and I fell #hips hurty cannot support weight #sharp pain my beloathed #thanks for the ask!~ <3 #I do really wanna know how I am big brain tho

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worldsubmerge · 2 months ago

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So it’s that time of year again when the weather changes and my body becomes stiff. I have to get up and move every hour or else I risk my joints locking up and I hate it

#don’t mind jenn #I feel like an old person #walking with a limp if I don’t get up from my desk #so fucking annoying #my arthritis isn’t that bad (yet) but the stiffness is upsetting #also my jaw hurts like hell #I’ll be talking to someone and then it just locks or pops bad and MANN that hurts!#ugh sucky suck suck

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inkskinned · 20 days ago

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okay is she being actually immature or is it just a woman over 30 expressing a human experience you find to be immature.

like yeah. at certain ages... let shit go. im not defending the real immature shit. im not defending the karen you're picturing. i worked in retail i hate those people too. (once somebody got mad at me because she didn't like how our winter window decor was a snowman smoking a pipe. i wish i was joking).

but men at 57 will write books about how 17 year old girls are soooo sexy. they will invent worlds where women have to be naked for "armor reasons." they will write songs that treat women as objects. people rush to defend them. meanwhile a woman at 35 will be like "heartbreak is hard, actually" or "i feel betrayed by a friend" or "i am struggling with something emotionally." immediately people will say stuff like this woman is 35 by the way. by the way this woman is SO OLD to be experiencing this. BY THE WAY.

im 31, almost 32. the other day a poet was blasted online because at her "big age", she had written a poem about feeling unloved. top comment was "this woman is 29 by the way." this woman is too old to still be useful, by the way. she has to behave better . maybe if she was a good wife and mother she could stop existing loudly, and the story could continue on without her. this woman has served her purpose, by the way. she's so cringe, by the way. at 29 - so old! - she still hasn't figured out that her existence should be one of shame.

#what the fuck.#unfortunately by the time i'd switched accounts (from personal to my poetry one)#i couldn't find it :(#this is why u SEND URSELF THE POST. WHICH I KNOW TO DO BUT!!!#i was so mad i just was like “i'm about to tear this commenter in twain” and . lost da post #if u urself are the 29 and got recently flamed by instagram #i love u. come here. write with me. i was about to pick up a sword for u.#i mean a BIGASS sword.#like we all know im a wlw girlie but the way ppl will be like ''id NEVER write sad poetry about a MAN not LOVING me!!!"#..... wowwwww ur so cool. anyway. people often experience emotions regardless of what u consider cringe.#& if ur gonna shame straight/bi women for feeling a certain way. hope u never write about the #weird relationship between u and ur father. or feeling different from ur brother.#or how ur male best friend fucked u over. since it's SO CRINGE. to have ANY feelings caused by a MAN #like be so for real. beloved. nobody is fucking saying this when men do it.#''oh it's cringe to like a woman or feel heartbroken by her.''#controlling women's feelings and actions???? it's more likely than u think.#btw op is nonbinary do NOT be gender essential on this post i'll kill u with my teeth #edit: btw for the person who dm'd me ''when is it misogyny and when is it actually valid''#pretty easy. if a man had done it #would it be cringe? . like if a man sang a sad song about ''she broke my damn heart''?#if he said ''i want to have kids with her'' or something sexually explicit?? like would u even LIKE IT if a male poet had said it?#& if it's like. nah a 35 yr old man being upset about this is cringe too. yeah it's just cringe. that exists. we both know it does.#but .... often i see this ONLY about women. and i can't help but hear like. how back in middle school #we were fed the lie ''girls mature faster.'' ... why do i have to be emotionally regulated? but if a man wrote about the same things?#..... idk . im pretty anti cringe culture to begin with. but this one feels so bad to me . ur still a person past 33.

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cartoonico · 9 months ago

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Me: Ok, time to wind down by reading a couple of chapters of the book I started last week or maybe the manga I started reading a few days ago? Oh, maybe I should catch up on a show 🤩

*get hit with a sudden wave of sleepiness*

Me: ...nevermind

#sleepy #so eepy #a mimir #i feel like an old person #my stuff

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lazylittledragon · 8 months ago

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at the friday panel andrew wincott said raphael and astarion should go on holiday together and i can’t stop thinking about it

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #raphael #the bitchiest old men at the resort #i feel like they��d be at eachother’s throats until something inconveniences them BOTH #like it’s devil and vampling until the wine is lukewarm and then it’s maximum pettiness #also the person who asked the question that prompted it told me that at the meet and greet he said they’d go to spain #edit tumblr washed out my colours so bad what the fuck

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m66nchil6 · 11 months ago

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help anytime i open my dash theres a weird sound playing in the background that sounds like slot machines

#😭😭😭😭#i feel like an old person

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latte-lesbian · 1 year ago

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its knee hurting season again

#why is it so frickin cold outside #my knees are killing me #my knees are hurting #i feel like an old person #cold weather #cold outside #its freezing #winter weather #winter depression #winter #when it gets cold and my knees just start hurting #idfk why

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linterteatime · 7 months ago

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Slugcat distribution system gave them an explosive rabid raccoon and a overpowered sewer rat ❤️

#rain world #rainworld downpour #five pebbles #artificer #looks to the moon #rivulet #fanart #my art #Hiiii so uh little rant but #i changed the way i draw moon quite a bit because i wasn't too content with the old design #i don't hate the old one or anything like that #i just feel like this one fits her a bit more personally #old one also looked a bit too goober-like in comparison to everyone else and was the only one i had not changed at all from the first time #but also also i wanted to make her look a bit more like pebbles because i like giving siblings similar things in designs #i find it cool #and also she is now taller because pebbles being the smallest in the gang is funny to me goodnight chat.

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forgettable-au · 1 month ago

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FORGETTABLE-AU (page 82-85)

THAT LAZYBONES!!

[BEGINNING] [PREVIOUS] [CONTINUE]

#So sorry it took me almost 2 weeks to post these #I was busy irl but ALSO I had too much fun doing extra art and forgot to work on these for like 3 days lmao #NOW THIS TIME I DO HAVE SOME THING TO SAY #YAY RIVERPERSON! SO MANY PEOPLE GUESSED CORRECTLY!#It wasn't that hard #We know Papyrus knows the river person #are they friends? idk BUT I PERSONALLY THINK THEY ARE #I just LOVEEE looking at the dialogue and making connections #I referenced one of the lines from the river person here...sometimes they'll ask you if you know any game you can play with a dog...#They said they were “asking for a friend...”#And I couldn't help but think about Papyrus' problem with the annoying dog LMAO #+ Papyrus seems very excited to know if the river person is there when you call him nearby that area #Okay so... now ...some comic thing that I made up but also didn't...#“FLOWEY DOESN'T KNOW WHO THE RIVER PERSON IS?”#okay so...#I feel like #It's not very common for them to be there...#When talking with Undyne around that area it's kind of *unclear* if she knows about the river person being there....#She tells you about the river connecting different areas and that you should “jump in”#She then clarifies that's the only thing they got for public transport #AND LIKE? It's unclear if she's telling you to jump in the boat (OR IF SHE KNOWS THERE'S SOMEONE WITH A BOAT) or is she's literally telling #you to jump in the river?????#Anyways...so...that's that #HEHE Flowey and Papyrus finally arrived at the house! WOHOO #Sans is too lazy to bring his old stuff to the surface! (or does he still think he'll end up back in the underground eventually?)#undertale #undertale comic #forgettable-au-comic #papyrus #flowey

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mouseshift · 4 months ago

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#i just think its funny that whenever theres a mass fandom hater session its never about how bill was a bad guy its either #a sad twelve year old girl or a heavily abused 60 year old man #like both mabel and ford have their actual characters and traits ignored for the sake of having someone to blame #when thats like the opposite of the point of the show #people will be like: remember when ford kicked a basket of puppies into the ocean????? Where Did You Get That From #okay rant over #art moment #gravity falls #stanford pines #ford pines #mabel pines #bill cipher #(obviously im not saying ford never did anything wrong i feel like i need to say that. but no chance is he a bad person/villain)#tw blood #cw blood #tw eye contact #cw eye contact

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archivebottles · 1 year ago

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Happy birthday to the most special girl in the universe!! Wanted to try something ambitious and ended up with the biggest comic I've done to date

#signalis #ariane yeong #elster #overestimating elsters ability to paint so ignore how it looks probably way better than she could have done ok?#myart #i have nothing cool to say here i am so tired. i baked a cake from scratch lol and that took so much out of me...#im old..#im like cycling(hah) thru three diff elster designs bear with me here #elster seems like the type of person to be really good at gifts..kinda feel like u gotta be when ur on the same ship for um like. 15 years

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 year ago

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finally at that age where i'm thinking i should get a tattoo. not bc i feel strongly about it, just seems like a waste not to. i've got so much skin i'm not using

#feels so selfish like. all this skin what am i saving it for?#open to design suggestions! (please make me regret this offer)#maybe some deep sea horrors. a pretty watercolor of a gulper eel #once saw a person on the subway with various Skeleton Tattoos on all their limbs #i respected their commitment to the theme #but more than that i respected how all the skeletons were engaged in Activities #dancing in a ballgown. juggling its own (and two other???) skulls. swordfighting. being a mermaid skeleton #ANYWAY. the only reason i haven't already gotten tattoos is i just couldn't be bothered #i'm old enough to know i don't have any strong-but-potentially-temporary feelings driving me towards it #aesthetically i prefer decorated to non-decorated surfaces. but i'm not artistic or thrilled with commitment #honestly it feels like sheer laziness. indecisiveness--nay. immaturity!--that i HAVEN'T gotten a tattoo yet #letting all this blank canvas go to waste. tut tut i need to grow up and be an adult and get a tattoo sleeve already.#really i've put off my responsibilities long enough #(in fairness i DID at one time have 18 different piercings)#(but i took most of them out bc they interfere with wearing headphones and/or shoving my face in my pillow during Sleep Time)#(i only kept the nape piercing bc oddly enough it ended up being the most convenient. and the least painful to get now i think about it.)#(neck piercing? no problem. normal pair of earrings? Tribulations And Suffering. i don't make the rules i just poke them with a stick.)

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