#i fear them

[peter-must-die]

i go to sleep in fear that dan and phil will do something sinister.

[birdsofash]

speedrunners be like "if you do these precise movement in this order, the atoms making up your body will line up perfectly with the atoms of the wall and you'll clip through"

[seirindono]

Idk if you've answered this before, but what are the exact ages of everyone? Love your content btw!

Thanks (⁀ᗢ⁀)

Pretty sure I did a long time ago but I can't find the post so you get the updated answer. Which is that there's no specific ages for the whole cast, it's more a question of age ratios (+they all aged a bit since it's a Surface AU).

For example, the Sanses are a few years apart, but they're always the big brothers. Same goes for the Papyruses, different age, always the little bro.

Sans, Alphys and Undyne are roughly the same age, while Papyrus is slightly older than BP and the teen crew. Toriel and Asgore are both much older than any Monsters.

Frisk and MK are minors (according to Human and Monster criteria) and are younger than Chara and Asriel before the whole fusion fiasco, etc.

It's okay if you're confused, my brain works in mysterious ways. *sob*

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Also, Monsters have a longer lifespan than Humans in this AU, so they probably care less about their exact age anyway, ahah. This isn't me being lazy.

[etchedstars]

genuinely kinda scared for the ppl in the tumblr user poetry teachers class bc i heard everyone in their class whisper intensely about how they were shaking and crying while reading their poems and i came out of my classroom watching my friend try to throw balls of slime on the ceiling

[danswank]

I literally went to park city today to see if I could find Alex lol. I did not. I’m very sad

never trust gaskarth to post things in real time

[depvotee]

No but like I'm gonna experience whatever tf Frank Herbert felt after watching Lawrence of Arabia bc these two gays make me wanna write abt the desert and shit

[krtke]

Never liked dummies they've always creeped me

The baby eats soul for breakfast

[pacipinka]

*taps mic* is this thing on? Yeah okay so every vampire in the vampire chronicles is turned at critical a moment in their lives and beyond just the body they are in when they are turned, their mentality stays at that standstill for their entire immortality, Lestat was turned against his will, he was clinging onto Magnus begging him to be freed, so he’s constantly seeking freedom and only finding loneliness and thus turning back to people again and again, however he can’t STAND being told what to do, since he desires agency in his life so desperately, Armand was turned after years and years of abuse and lack of control but such a desire for genuine love, by a man he ‘loved’ so wholly who he felt was barring his love from him, he needs control in his life, he needs a ‘master’ but he does not desire it, it does not fulfill him, he is trapped in a room but the door is unlocked! Louis was mourning his brother, he felt like an utter failure and so he’s always seeking family, seeking people he can care for, he can coddle, he can prove he is good too, but he loves people who either cannot stand coddeling and need a sense of looseness to live (Lestat) or people who grow out of coddling who prove to Louis he will always fail the people he loves (Claudia), Claudias turning, in many MANY ways mirrors lestats in that it was against her will, she was stolen from her home, and in her immortality she desires freedom but unlike Lestat does not have the agency/ form to get it, she will always be small, she will always be looked down on, even by Lestat who cannot deny how much she is just like him *taps mic* ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME!! NONE OF THEM CAN BREAK THE CYCLE!!! TO BREAK IT WOULD BE TO UNDO THE VERY FIBER OF THEIR IMMORTAL SELVES!! THE CYCLE IS THE BLOOD THEY DRINK IT IS THE HEART IN THEIR CHEST AND IT ROLLS AND ROLLS DOWN THE MOUNTAINS AND VALLEYS OF THEIR LOVE FOR EACH OTHER AND IT CAN NEVER BE STOPPED BECAUSE THEY WILL NEVER STOP LOVING EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[charcoaldustonmyfingers]

Little Shadow 1/2

[ 2/2 ]

I would mimic absolutely everything my immediate older brother would do as a kid. I’d get his too small shirts, I’d always play as player two, and I’d follow him around and play all sorts of games with him every chance I would get. I was his little shadow all throughout our childhood.

It gets annoying though, to have to entertain your little sibling when you just want to hang out with your friends. As we grew older we formed our own friend groups and got our own interests separate from one another.

I will always look fondly on those days though :)

[bisexualjohnseed]

But every time I get mad about being a Far Cry 4 fan in a sea of Far Cry 5/3 fans, I remember that there are people out there who think 2 is the best game

[asterronomical]

Just two demons. hangin out....... this is what the inside of my brain looks like if ur wondering

[chloesimaginationthings]

Abby could befriend any animatronic from FNAF..

[iron-bullogna]

autistic wizards just hit different

[b0lyachka]

🤍🤍🤍

[corn-cardigan]

yall i dont think they wouldve been so fearful and hungry if they just went to jollibee

[ssalballoon]

Atlas

Can rest his weary bones

The weight of the world

All falls away

- after the initial fright of a wizard losing one's magic, i imagine it could feel like respite similar to how flying to a new country and being unknown and a complete blank slate is... among the sussur blossoms he is just gale dekarios

- lyrics from good riddance by Darren Korb (play hades/supergiant games and change your life forever)

- his embroidery has roses in it, apparently it's a term of endearment in waterdeep :') cute