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thinking about how i spent an entire school year reading the illiad in latin and you'd think that the act of translating it would mean it's burned into my brain, but i just realized i remember absolutely nothing from the plot
#to be fair there was a lot of trauma from that year which probably didn't help my memory lmao#but like#genuinely do not remember anything#probably a lot would come back if i even read a summary but as it stands i couldn't even give you a back of the book blurb
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*showing visible symptoms* oh my god i need help desperately
*symptoms go away for one day* what if im just faking it
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#copy machines#FAXING#oh my god so much faxing#why do so many things require faxing#tax help often#honestly just tax form printing#possibly charging station#basic tech help for laptops and cell phones
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When does "you have to be accountable for your own actions and have the responsibility to work to find treatment even though you have (whatever mental or physical issues)"
turn into "I expect you to act and perform exactly as a healthy person does and not inconvenience me at all" because sometimes it feels like a really fucking thin line
#not saying the first isn't true#just that there have been a lot of situations where i hear the second meaning when the first is being said
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Hell yes. Spring Break 2013. Pop a Molly and get jolly in south beach. New York is a dream to me now.
#god i fucking loved this game#i was LITERALLY thinking about it a week ago#this and the halloween one
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two relatively (but not completely) harmless things that send me into a frothing rage
saying that soda dehydrates you
saying that something has a 50/50 chance because it either happens or it doesn't
#the 50/50 thing being said as a joke still makes me twitch even when i KNOW the person is memeing#but sometimes PEOPLE ACTUALLY MEAN IT AND I JUST
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I purposely keep my cat's carrier open in the living room facing the couch because she loves to sulk in there while glaring at me as after I commit the crime of moving my legs slightly and disturbing her
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I purposely keep my cat's carrier open in the living room facing the couch because she loves to sulk in there while glaring at me as after I commit the crime of moving my legs slightly and disturbing her
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note* I will not reveal which side I am on until the poll is over to avoid bias
#it's pink on my laptop#it's definitely more red on my phone but i'd still call it pink#i can see the phone shade being used in art in a way that would read as red instead of pink#but isolated i'm sticking with pink
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there’s something very wrong with me, it’s called ‘I don’t want to do anything, ever’ and they said it’s chronic
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i've always been your fan! 🌸
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why do i have to take care of this idiot (me) every single day cant she do anything on her own
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This was in Sioux Falls South Dakota! The green sky is caused by large hail stones within the storm refracting back green light to the observer.
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a lot of athletes or former athletes who were coached by their parents will be like "haha one time at practice *tells horrific story that probably would be considered abusive by most standards*" as if it's the most normal and funny thing in the world
#but i think a lot of coaches are pretty abusive at some level so what do i know#even if they aren't a lot of the expectations and structure of organized sports is inherently pretty fucked up#i think there are definitely great things about doing a sport but jesus christ
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unfortunately the best advice i can give to everyone bad at fishing in stardew valley is that you just need to get good at fishing in stardew valley
#yeah sorry#listen you're not SUPPOSE to be able to catch everything immediately#you're meant to slowly get levels snd better rods and bobbers#and even food to make it easier to catch harder fish#and yeah you're also going to have to practice and get good sorry#i know im biased because i do actually find it a fun challenge#no shade to anyone who uses a easier fishing mod#but i enjoy the difficulty and slowly getting a bigger bar#amd getting really good at not bouncing off the bottom#stardew
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