#i drink one cup of coffee a day?

[prinkedpork]

various differwnt ways ralph might die

[fandomssaremysoul]

Hahaha Taako waited every morning for 12 years for someone to wake him up by talking loudly or jumping on him, but never experiencing it until he met a fucking weird ass tiny dwarf dude who always woke up wayyy too early and made tea that he completely fucked up with an insane amount of sugar but always also made a cup for Taako that was made like he liked it and then they waited for the giant brickshithouse of a human fighter to eventually shamble out of bed.

And it was peaceful but painful, familiar like an old pair of shoes but they were just a bit too loose to be comfortable something was missing but what what what,,,

who?

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[sullina]

now that i managed to get meds for my adhd a couple months ago, i actually find it quite funny how so many people who "aren't addicted to anything" will look down on drug addicts who are addicted to "illegal" drugs like idk heroin or meth or what have you

and then turn around and go "i can't function without my morning coffee, but I'm not addicted, it just gets rid of my common caffeine withdrawal symptoms like headaches, dizzyness, tiredness (fatigue), general irritability, mental fogginess, nausea and my general bad mood in the morning, but seriously, I'm not addicted at all, I can just overall function way better with coffee in the morning and also throughout the rest of the day!"

yeah i bet you can function a lot better in your day to day life when you're not actively going through withdrawal and can get your fix several times a day at work or for less than 10 bucks at every corner in every city with even some fancy stuff on top that makes it taste even better.

yeah, you're SO much better and SO above the people who DO have a drug problem and have to spend half their paycheck or even more on their daily fix because their drug isn't so normalized that it's even considered a necessity of daily life and therefore can be gotten for cheap and the price of which is even regulated by the government is some countries.

and when i said "funny" i actually meant " incredibly infuriating and two-faced"

[uranium]

i have the WORST caffeine withdrawal headache and i absolutely cannot drink coffee at midnight so i pray sleep comes fast

[mirroredmemoriez]

“You do know caffeine causes anxiety. You should have decaf.”

I am very aware of this but uh…. Have you considered hahaha funny caffeine WOOOO! I have anxiety everyday basically, so what’s anxiety²?

[skenpiel]

god. i ate for the first time in like 2 or maybe even 3 or so days and i got this fucking. burst of physical energy that i dunno how to deal with and it SUCKSSSSSSSS ITS SO UNCOMFORTABLEEEEEEE i kept writhing around in bed it absolutely sucks shit. BUT. that is how u r supposed 2 feel So ill have 2 learn 2 like it or at least tolerate it

[oldladyhabits]

I miss my grandma

[8xlewis]

I couldn't figure out why my head/neck, back and shoulders were hurting and I was extremely tired for two days straight... and then I realised I haven't had coffee in two days 😐 didn't think my lack of motivation would reveal I have a coffee addiction

[deus-ex-mona]

it’s that time of week again…

[thesugarhole]

'whats your coffee order' posts especially the starbucks type answers fascinate me. you guys drinking all that when you have coffee??

coffee here is like. one coffee please. from context clues i believe this to be an 'espresso shot' in english. if you dont specify they sometimes ask 'curto ou cheio' short or long. this is to determine how much coffee in that little cup you get, with long making it more full and slightly more dilluted. and that's that.

of course, we have other drinks that have milk, tea, wheat? (not sure dont feel like looking it up. translate 'cevada') and some of these do have coffee in it. but they're no longer considered coffee.

a little insight into my wonder and sometimes confusion at the usa centered internet corners

[againstdying]

working so hard to wean myself off caffeine but i think it may have been the only thing medicating my adhd but at the same time drinking 5 cups of coffee every day is part of why i'm exhausted all the time i think. im hoping it'll help me sleep better & make me less anxious. but also i tried to watch a movie and i barely got halfway through so i tried to watch tv and i got like 2 minutes in.... well that's not too different from my usual Situation but still. and i'm still tired anyway!!! i shall see how this goes. over the next few weeks.

[floral-hex]

Don’t worry, everypony, I finished a job application and got to my therapy appointment early enough to get a little treat.

[krafterwrites]

have you drank that starbucks iced coffee with olive oil in it

I hate coffee so no

[ronanlynchbf]

Whats going on with mylife

[gophergal]

Heres a random question: do you prefer tea or coffee?

Tea, 100%

I drink an unhealthy amount of tea, I think. I make a gallon of unsweetened tea every day and then I just drink that instead of water (the tap water where I live tastes gross) and I enjoy making a cup of hot tea in the mornings once the temp gets below 50°f.

I also really like herbal tea, not just black or green.

My favorite herbal teas are probably mint, camomile, and pine needle. The last one gets gross if you drink it cold though. It's like drinking floor cleaner. Still, if you can identify edible evergreen needles, I'd suggest you give it a go. It's a great source of vitamin c and has an almost floral taste when it's hot. Bonus points for the fact that pine trees are so common where I live, so I don't even need to hike to acquire my brewing needles

[smokeys-house]

Can't think of a single good reason to go to a coffee place and order a black coffee. You're at the fancy coffee drink place get a fancy fun drink! You can absolutely and quite simply make a high quality black coffee at home. That's kinda like ordering sliced white bread at a restaurant