#i wish it fell onto me bc at l e a s t my bad day would’ve ended with just an acid burn instead of getting worse
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deus-ex-mona · 1 year ago
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it’s that time of week again…
#and M A N today’s getsuyoubi was extra yuuutsu#first i dropped 2 cup things filled with water. cool. a mess was made. nice.#t h e n my workstation shook by itself and one of the cup things toppled down again. only it was filled with (diluted) acid this time!!!!#i wish it fell onto me bc at l e a s t my bad day would’ve ended with just an acid burn instead of getting worse#bc *then* we found out that we were near-out of [insert reagent here] that we need to run blanks for [test thing] yay!!!!! joy!!!!!!!!!#so we had to use a substitute solvent (sadge)#if only it ended there aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#i left work on time -> waited forever for the delayed bus -> decided to get some coffee or sth as a pick me up t h e n…#the coffee place happened to run out of single bags so i decided to put it into my bag instead (mistake)…#…a n d dropped my phone while trying to prop the stupid drink upright so it wouldn’t spill.#unfortunately for me though... some rando picked up my phone some time within the 30s-1 min wherein i realised that my phone was gone…#…and took it home with him instead of handing it to the customer service counter at the nearby train stations. ha.#called my phone a couple of times with the phone from a customer service counter but he~~ didn’t~~ pick up~~~~~~~~~#and so. long story short. i had to leave the house an extra time to go to this guy’s place to pick up my bb (read: my phone)#bc the dude~~~ can’t~~~~ speak~~~ english~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ so he didn’t understand me when i told him my location~~~~~~~#and now it’s almost 8.30 in the pm. im waiting for the delayed bus to go home from wherever tf i am now. and i haven’t eaten all day :))))#(aside from a small cake thing but it’s negligible tbh)#aND HOLY FK I HATE THIS I FLAGGED DOWN THE BUS BUT IT SKIPPED THE STOP HELP ME I JUST WANNA GO HOME#.am i allowed to cry yet. i. just. i just wanna eat my dinner.#…come to think of it my drink ended up spilling in my bag while i was hunting for my phone. so. there’s that to clean up ig.#ughhhhhhhhh i wish that guy had just left my phone where he found it. s o b s#so yeah. if you read this i hope you had a good monday at least…#this truly is my ✨t r a g i c c o m e d y✨
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matronaa · 6 years ago
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Jungkook “fuckboy?” drabble
Pairing: Jungkook x Reader
Word count: 1,637
Genre: Fluff/mentions of smut?
Okay look its about 1 in the morning while im writing this and i just got done literally scrolling thru @jungshookz  e n t i r e page and honestly ive been delusionally laughing over her stories for like an hour and a half like the tattooartist!jungkook fic legit killed me i love it  and i’m probably going to force my friend to check her out because legit i love it so much and she seems like such a funny person and if she sees this 1) ily and ur writing and i wanna be friends but idk how to start a conversation because im a awKwARd bEan and 2) im sorry for probably spamming ur notifications with likes okay i couldnt help it so now im inspired for the first time in a while to write but im way to loopy to put together an actual fic so enjoy this ig
Okay i should stop rambling (okay just note that im so sleep deprived that i had to google ‘words for excessive talking’ to remember the word rambling because im an idiot and i cant think and ooo its 1:11 am rn make a wish b*tches)
Okay im sorry ill begin~
A/n all of this is completely unedited and if bad grammar annoys you srry not srry
Lets talk about what fuckboy!jungkook is oki
I feel like in reality there are just a bunch of rumors about him but hes so smol and hes the quiet type so he doesnt have the energy to dismiss them
Like im sorry soft jungkook is way to good in my mind rn okay #cuddles4days im not in the mood for him to strangle me with his amazing biceps
Anyway
you never rlly met him in the 4 years of going to the same highschool as him (since you’re in those smart people classes like humanities) until senior year
You and him had the same AP Lit. class lmao english class is  l i t
Which surprised you bc of the rumors like i thought he was a badboy ?? arent those normally idiots ??
Nah my bby is a smart nugget, he just likes to look hella bf 25/8
First day of school cliche where you show up late to class and have to sit next to him because i  d i e  for those plots okay
But you dont know thats him because you’ve never seen him, so you’re confused on why most of the girls keep glaring at you
But soon enough you catch on and you’re like fml
And then the professor is like “where you are sitting is your assigned seating for the rest of the year” and you’re like f m L
He ends up introducing himself to you because i mean like table buddies
But hes really nervous because hes a cute little bean and you’re hella cute cuz lets be honest ur probably wearing like basic black leggings and a hoodie with your hood over your head to hide the bed hair you didnt feel like brushing that morning
Oh, just me? Okay…
He likes ur name because it rolls off the tongue and he thinks it suits you even tho he doesnt know you
Yet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You dont really think hes a fuckboy because he seems so nice and he has the cutest lil bunny smile sEE
That is until after school u end up getting to ur locker late because u left something in one of your classes
And u see him pinning a girl against the lockers down the hall
And ur like well shit nvm
And u quickly get ur shit and go because das  a w k w a r d
But then he sees u run off and hes like awh crap i dun fucked up
A few weeks go by and u notice he barely really comes to class so u usually sit alone
On days he does come his chair seems extra close to yours and he’s basically smothering you
But u dont mind because he smells nice
And on the days he does come you get kinda excited because
1) you get a partner who doesnt expect you to do all of the work
2) this boy cute when he gets all intelligent
Ur  like “yes pls continue speaking about the essay we are writing that i have no idea is on because i kept getting lost in the sound of ur voice”
He notices when u zone out because you start staring at his lips when hes talking and he thinks its the cutest thing
One day u get assigned a week long project and ur close enough friends with jungkook to basically scold and force him to come to class all week
But only if he can force u to come to his house to work on it after school
Which you’re low key nervous of because ur going to a ‘fuckboy’s house’ by yourself
And u dont wanna do the dirty because ur a pure child haha not for long
But you agree anyway
And honestly even after the project is done (which you got an A on) you continue going over to his house because his bed is comfortable and he always has snacks
And his mom loves you
Like legit on days you dont go the next day you do she’s like “wheRE WERE YOU”
When the semester is over the professor lets you pick seats but you both enjoy each other’s company so you stay seated together.
finally ur at his house one day and ur just laying on his bed scrolling thru insta and he’s sitting on his bean bag in the corner on his phone and u look up at him and realise
Shit
You like him
Like a lot
And u mentally face palm because this was not supposed to happen
But it happened and you’re too far down the hole to climb out
Sometimes u end up napping at his house after school because his bed is more comfortable than yours and one friday night u wake up in his arms
And its like the best feeling ever
Its so warm and hes so cuddly hes like latched onto you
You stay under the warm blankets before you question when he even got in bed since he was playing video games before you fell asleep
And then his phone lights up and ofc you check it for him bc ur a nosey bitch
But not before you observed how adorable he was while he was sleeping
Nope not creepy at all
its his friend tae texting him (you didn’t really know his friends since you had different friend groups)
You check it and its smth like “stop staring at y/n while shes sleeping and reply u creep”
And you’re like w a t
So you scroll up and see that while u were sleeping jungkook went on a full rant on how cute u are and how whipped he is
And ur like holy fadoodles dis boy likes me
And so u decided to text tae like “this is y/n, does he actually like me”
Which turns into you both having a convo on how thirsty jungkook is until he wakes up
Hes like wtf r u doing and he snatches the phone and reads through your messages with tae while u like sit up to stare at him
And he’s still half asleep so it takes him to realise whats going on
“Omfg y/n i can explain-”
He starts rambling about how long he had been crushing on u and that he didn’t want to tell you because you seemed uninterested so he kept it a secret and never told anyone
And honestly he was freaking out because the onE tiMe he tells anyone that he likes you, you find out
But while he’s rambling you’re coming up with an excuse to text your mom that you’re spending the night at his house, so you just say he’s not feeling well and his parents are gone for the weekend.
Lmao she doesnt care she’s just like “lmao ik ur lying but have fun dont get pregnant”
Or Maybe thats just my mom idk
You have to shut him up by snatching his phone out of his hands and kissing him
When you pull away you’re just like “you talk too much lmao”
You explain to him that you like him too and u just get under the covers again and snuggle up next to him, and he wraps his arms around you
And you stay like that for a while before hes like “its late you should get home”
And you tell him you’re staying the night whether he likes it or not
And he is so down for that
But then you end up just spending the weekend there because why not his parents love you
And every night is just filled with cuddling, watching netflix, making out, late night snacks, etc.
Saturday night he gets a lil touchy and soon enough ur like straddling him and grinding your hips against his
But then he’s like “Ive never done this before” and you c o m b u s t
Ur like aren’t you like the school fuckboy how have you not done this
And he tells you its all just rumors and hes too lazy to set the record straight
And you basically decide to take things slow that night since it was you’re first time too and honestly it was so cute
It wasn’t really steamy rough sex it was more soft fluffy love making that is filled with giggling and exploring and appreciating each other
That was definitely the night you fell in love with him
Which is big because you thought love was gross
The next day you’re cuddling and he’s like “you know ur my gf now”
And ur like duh
You start going on cute dates after that like going to cafes or amusement parks
He loved taking you to the beach during the summer because u looked gr8 in a bikini
You found out you were going to the same college with was fantastic, so you decided to rent an apartment together nearby the campus instead of living in a dorm.
Which normally you’d be against because moving in together so quickly ?? but you felt different like this relationship was going to last
UNTIL HE CHEATED
Lmao jk gotcha bitch
My baby is too pure and innocent to cheat
Well innocent until you both get into bed and then oh lord it gets steamy
He wants to experiment with like e v e r y t h i n g and honestly you were down
But ofc you set some boundaries.
There were lines he couldn’t cross
I mean sometimes he tried but you shut that down real quick
Overall your relationship was perfect and you couldn’t ask for a better boyfriend
I mean he brought you pizza rolls and dr pepper to ‘study dates’ how could you not love him.
Oml it took me over an hour to write this its like 2:30 am why am i awake anyway imma go to bed now, idk ur name jungshookz but pls write more fanfics i need more to read late at night okay gnite
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strawberryjun · 7 years ago
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one hundred reasons to love lee jeno
eye smiles !!!!!! hes all (∪ ◡ ∪) all the time
his we young hair !!! metallic and blond and Beautiful
"no jam-jeno" what a b a b y
hes actually hilarious trust the rest of nct just makes him look bad
his dancing !!!! he always tries so hard and I know a lot of ppl compare to jisung, but they have 2 completely different styles and hes amazing in his own way
in his joy interview when he literally did Not Stop smiling
baby dont stop dance cover with jisung
his fashion sense is really nice and cute and colorful
"manners make men"
when jaemin was trying to kiss him and hes all "no,,,, ,, , help me,,,, , , sa ve m e"
speaking of jaemin , ,,,, nomin,, ,, , icons
he named his airpods "jeno's shower heads" like honestly wow
the very beginning in we young where hes dancing in the front ykno and in go and in black on black: Powerful
his face when haechan called him the funniest member
his voice is so nice to listen and it makes his raps so much better
search up "60 seconds with jeno" and u will be b l e s s e d
when he was too excited during the go filming that he was running and ran into and broke the green screen
jeno was one of the members who could do a wheelie on a bike
he tried So Hard during the I love you game but couldn't keep going bc the smile :))))))
whenever hes disgusted by something and his whole face shrivels up and wow
his commercial with the milk when he was younger and the ~cutest~ smile I have ever seen + all the other cfs he was in
I talk about his smile a lot but during weekly idol when the host complimented it and he couldn't stop smiling UWU
such guitar skills !!!!
his eyes literally Glow like I was showing my friend a video and she now stans because the universe is actually in his eyes
his instructions on how to ride a hoverboard
whenever he gets excited it's so evident and beautiful
did a whole one legged spin on the hoverboard time to Stan
part of 00 line aka the ppl who are gonna take over the world
emceeing legend
is allergic to cats, but has 3 of them ?????
hes a taurus (like me wow our bdays r three days apart too !!) and taurus men r very affectionate and love giving gifts and making ppl happy so basically is the best boyfriend you could ever ask for
hes literally the lead rapper, lead dancer, a vocalist and a visual hes really Out Here
hes soft, and his face is soft and his voice is soft and Oof soft icon
he couldn't open the package so he just ,,,, ,,,,,, , ,, ,, started hitting it
"this is jisung" stabs the mochi
just think abt how much his voice changed in two years bro I'm weak
listen,,, , jesus starts with a j,, , ,,, and so does jeno,,, ,, , coincidence ??? I think not
on the most recent the show that hes emceeing, he did this lil eyebrow raise and he got so flustered and omg
he looks so good in hats ??? wow ???
at the end of the joy behind the scenes vid, hes wearin this rlly puffy back jacket and black cap and my heart: burst
he looks so good in glasses ??? not only like framed ones, but goggles too like damn
when mark, jaemin and him were singing go in the car and he just started screaming and made them all have a Chuckle
his beautiful white shirt in the go dance practice he looked so fly
doyoung being his number one fan (other than me, of course) and always hyping him up this is what everyone should do stan jeno
when he kept slipping during one of their performances and he just kept sheepishly smiling to himself I'm gone
dude when he was playing love yourself on the guitar and haechan was singing but jeno moved to the chorus when haechan wasnt finished the verse and the way he looked and smiled at haechan wow
his go photoshoot: Art
him in eye contacts (I mean he doesnt need them but mans still looks hot)
in the joy mv, his highwaisted pants thingy oof that was Good
whenever any of the members makes fun of him, he doesnt say anything and just smiles hes so lovely
he said he likes haek-no jam !!!! and that he wants us to remember him by that and eye smiles !!!!
his laugh is a sound from heaven tbh
he won the random dance because he is a dance legend !!!!
he always seems to look at people with the utmost sincere love I've never seen him mad
in the nct recording thing when the producer said that he sounded like mark and he just goes 'well that's no good' s a v a g e
speaking of the recording he sounded angelic and also he does like this lil turn right after he finishes his part and it's so cute he like bounces back bc he whipped around to hard
his face in the song challenge thing where he was focusing and his mouth was open and he was squinting and looking towards the ceiling
him and haechan pranked jisung but changing his bg to a cockroach no jam-jeno who ???? I only know prank legend-jeno
he always goes straight from his emceeing duties to his nct duties hes a busy loyal man
his fingers r so long ??? how
he looked like such a Nerd predebut ,, , but I dig it
during nct night night where he went on with renjun whenever he spoke he spoke so softly and beautifully and I Cried
ok but his body is really nice like wiki how to have a jeno body
that predebut vid of donghae taking pics of him and he like shoved him at one point bc of how shocked he was of their similar appearance but jeno just stood their smiling at him
theres this picture !!!! its part of the nct dream official goods photoset I think !!!! he has black hair and hes like pulling on a marshmallow and honestly Blown Away from the beauty of this boy (I'll post it l8r)
his hands r so so nice and I just want to hold them :(
his black hair !!!! wonderful !!!!
jAW LINE g u y s
k I already said abt his dancing but he just picks stuff up so quickly and hes so effortless but at the same time giving all his effort idk it's just Amazing
those polaroids of him and jaemin idk of it's the lighting but he looks so Damn Good in those
when they were trying to get the food using the grabbing machine and jisung failed so jeno just 'thank u <3' and proceeded to get three foods
that video where hes woth doyoung and he kept messing with him and slapping him
his color block sweater !!!! I love that sweater so much
the random faces he kept making at the beginning of the 00 live, the one featuring his tongue rlly got me
wHEN HAECHAN KEPT SPOILING GO SO JENO LITERALLY T A C K L E D HIM wow
that vid of him looking renjun then pretending he had nothing to do with it
when he thought that his wish wouldn't come true so he just ran around with his arm in the air
jeno grabbing marks leg and mark clinging onto him like a koala so he wouldn't fall while saying sorry for whatever he did
jeno looks soft but he'll kill u with his eye smile and strong arms bro
the vids of him and jaemin at school: Pure
that vid of jaemin speaking thai and jeno saying no when jaemin asked if he was cute
the thing he did with jisung where jisung made a buzzing sound and jeno pretended to catch the bug and when he shook his fist m8 I uwu so dang hard
when he played the crocodile teeth game with jisung and scared him and he thought it was so funny he had to lay back on the couch to laugh
I really,, , , love his eyebrows ??? idk if it's just me bu t his stylists must have a rlly fun time filling them in cuz they're already so perfect
his legs !!! so nice and long wow
the biting of his bread, almost as powerful as his dancing
jeno-imnida !!!
he always looks good but when he has those stupid filters it just makes my day
his cherry bomb aegyo !!
when they were waking up on nct life and renjun kept making that noise so jeno fell on top of him
on nct life when he was playing the guitar and just Setting The Mood
he said jaehyun was one of his favourite artists he just respects and admires nct so much
shoulders: Wide
hes an absolute god tier denim wearer
I think the question was something a long the lines of who would be the best emcee and they kept saying chenle but the whole time jeno was just in the back pointing to himself and trying to flex well guess what mOrk
sleepy jeno = clueless jeno =baby boy jeno
"jeno hwaiting !!!! hehehhe"
when doing the holding hands with jaemin his "I'll hold u like this, ,,,,, UAOOOoooOh"
right before the we young (?) performance markhyuck were arguing and blocking jeno fron getting to the front where hes supposed to be and so he just moved mark out of the way ICONIC 100. literally softest boy ever, loves his members and what he does so much and I'm proud of him and his no-jam there I said it
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