#i dont want to do it

[writingrock]

If you go check out my university promo pictures, you can see me in the corner.

Yes! That's me, about to cutely take a swan dive from the third floor.

[witchblade]

doing the skyrim npc jog up to you Does anyone want to sort and arrange my books for me. by whatever standard you prefer.

[sunkingwrites]

Aie aie aiieee

[popcorn-plots]

I. Do. Not. Want. To. Annotate. King. Lear.

[mushed-kid]

moot did you just wake up, open tumblr, and start reblogging? honestly so real of you never ever change

AHAHAHAH MAYBE….

[fishybehavior]

Am I a bad person for not wanting to cover someones shift tonight?

[the-stray-storyteller]

Last Line Tag

*tips hat* @violets-in-her-arms-writes and @late-to-the-fandom

WIP : Havenpoint

“We found a trapdoor leading to what we believe is a buried floor.” Her smile grew wider by every syllable. Her brown eyes glinted with excitement, but a sharpness behind it observed and calculated. It kept a note of my emotions and the smallest twitches of reactions. I wondered what she was thinking. 

Tagging: @avocado-frog @writingamongther0ses @oh-no-another-idea @mariahwritesstuff and an open tag (please)

[at-what-cost]

Wow look at me sending emails in the morning. I am great at this :)

[pangur-and-grim]

one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."

I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[mybreadsmybutters]

when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance

[zillychu]

everyone sh. shutd up im cooking smthn

[hinamie]

trick or treat!

[druid-for-hire]

[image id: a four-page comic. it is titled "immortality” after the poem by clare harner (more popularly known as “do not stand at my grave and weep”). the first page shows paleontologists digging up fossils at a dig. it reads, “do not stand at my grave and weep. i am not there. i do not sleep.” page two features several prehistoric creatures living in the wild. not featured but notable, each have modern descendants: horses, cetaceans, horsetail plants, and crocodilians. it reads, “i am a thousand winds that blow. i am the diamond glints on snow. i am the sunlight on ripened grain. i am the gentle autumn rain.” the third page shows archaeopteryx in the treetops and the skies, then a modern museum-goer reading the placard on a fossil display. it reads, “when you awaken in the morning’s hush, i am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circled flight. i am the soft stars that shine at night. do not stand at my grave and cry.” the fourth page shows a chicken in a field. it reads, “i am not there. i did not die” / end id]

a comic i made in about 15 hours for my school’s comic anthology. the theme was “evolution”

[cosmicpines]

I think a lot of people haven't actually read Flatland so you may not realize A. What Bill's eye mutation means and B. What precisely Bill did to destroy his homeworld.

Bill's home isn't completely the same as Edwin Abbott's Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions (notably, women and men can be both polygons #feminism) but we can assume most of the mechanics are the same. The basic premise is that the world is 2D. Everyone perceives the world in a 1D way, along the plane. There's a part of Journal 3 that describes this pretty well.

Bill can see up to the stars because his eye is on the flat surface instead of on the side like everyone else, like this:

(He's also slightly 3D, as we can see in the show.)

But there's one more important Flatland detail. The denizens of Flatland (and therefore likely Euclydia) do still have organs "inside" their bodies. Since there is no depth, they're just on the inner radius of their bodies. The 2007 Ehlinger movie adaptation shows that:

If Bill wanted to "give his world a new perspective" and "show everyone what they were missing," he wanted to get everyone to look upward.

Meaning he probably tilted the entire world.

Meaning everyone not only slid off of the plane, but all of their organs spilled out and everyone died.

...Hence "so much blood."

(The only issue with this is that it doesn't account for the number of times Euclydia is referred to have been burned ("saw his own dimension burn / misses home and can't return", he only has ashes leftover), but I'm sure the act of turning an entire dimension upwards expends a lot of energy.)

[i-have-n0-1deas]

This is a post dedicated to the ones who need donations for very serious reasons and issues.

Id love to do so,

But 1: i dont have any money to donate in the first place

And 2: i cant tell if its a scam or not because people on the internet suck...

So please this to this and stop sending me asks about these donations because i will just ignore you and move on with my life..