#i dont want the majority of my favourite ships to be canon

[nonbinary-sticks-the-badger]

currently in a way that can only be cured by sonadow prime being canon

[irrealisms]

🍓, 🍄, and 🪲

🍓 ⇢ how did you get into writing fanfiction? 

warrior cats fanfiction at age 8.

🍄 ⇢ share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings

ooooh. this is hard bc normally i try to match fandoms for whoever's asking but honestly i dont... have major Favorite Ships for dsmp? quackbur ig, but idk if i have good headcanons for it /as a ship/ instead of [the two of them individually]...... i feel like a lot of my headcanons for dsmp relationships are for friendships yk. hmmm. ok i will go non-dsmp. mu qing has been in love with xie lian since they were teenagers at the very least and mu qing despite being celibate for cultivation reasons is in fact allo (possibly a late bloomer and went for the celibate path before his sex drive kicked in, possibly motivated by social reasons, possibly has Stuff around following the same path as xl. either way he's so sunk cost fallacied about it) and is incredibly fucking bitter abt xie lian's progression from "lalala this is so easy for me i have never felt sexual desires ever in my life" to "lalala this is so easy for me i have thrown away my cultivation base in order to marry a ghost king" when MU QING has been MISERABLY REPRESSING HIS DESIRES for EIGHT HUNDRED YEARS. anyway he is less bitter after a few years or possibly decades post-canon. idk how exactly it goes but admitting that he wants to be friends w xie lian & slowly letting go of the hualian-directed homophobia both help a lot. but he was very bitter for a long time. and also very very in love. no one knows he's in love not because he is not obvious about it (he is) but because no one can read anything from mu qing other than that he sucks for no reason

[EDIT: i have been REMINDED of a quackbur headcanon i have (that i stole from my friend lol but who's counting). which is that during pogtopia wilbur stole quackity's lighter for self-harm purposes. (wilbur didn't have his own lighter bc tommy stole it from him bc wilbur kept using it for self-harm purposes.)]

🪲 ⇢ add 50 words to your current wip and share the paragraph here

i don't have any wips rn believe it or not and the only thing i need to Start is for an anonymous exchange so i can't start it and then share the progress there w/out revealing myself! sorry ^^;

(Writers Truth & Dare Ask Game)

[kimio7]

21. part of canon you think is overhyped and 22. your favourite part of canon that everyone else ignores

ask game

im going to preface everything with i have genuinely horrible memory and i will probably think of better answers later

21. i dont know what is overhyped but i can say what i see A LOT of that i dont necessarily think is that... yk interesting? i dont know if thats the right word

major one is lestappen when based on "childhood rivals/friend" angle. like... why? my opinion on the ship has warmed slightly but i still really dislike this angle and its SO popular. honestly anything about their karting days... see it too much and i dont want to see it that much

22. i have a couple

2010 - 2012 mercedes nico r, honestly pre 2013 nico in generally but when he was teammates with and out competing schumacher? i need more from this era pleaseeee

the fact nico lewis and susie were around each other during their karting days. we dont talk about that nearly enough

fernando having memory loss in 2015 after his crash... its weird to call this a "favourite" but seriously, i rarely seeing anyone mention this at all

not everyone ignores it but sometimes i remember how fernando knew lance as a kid 😳

[elvain]

7, 12, 25

7. what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how how the fandom acts about them?

this is not so much a character as it is a ship but i am not excited for rogue/gambit. people on my dash have been very annoying about them (and i quickly unfollowed) but now there is a sour taste in my mouth unfortunately.

12. the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them

WARREN WORTHINGTON III. i do not know if he is really unpopular or not but i saw that "which o5 x-men is your fav" poll and he was like 6% :( i really love warren. a) all the art of him is fantastic bc of the WINGS, b) he has never once Not been there for the x-men even after he left during second genesis. he also has (from what i can tell) some amazing storylines coming up that i am super excited for! plus, something about the way he was genuinely so adult about the scottjean stuff back in the silver age really, really got to me. and he never let it affect his friendship with either of them and that's so special to me. the way he started the champions bc he genuinely wanted to do good and it just fell apart around him was also a big selling point for me. he tried so hard! he really did! he didn't even want to be leader of them, he gave that role away like it was petty change. anyway he is my favourite man. my favourite man. also, that ass. am i right

25. common fandom complaint that you're sick of hearing

i very quickly get tired of people who use civil war or other major events as a reason to hate on specific characters. from what i can tell, unless that character's actions and traits are carried on in a non-event canon, it was just a fluke of the creative team you know? that's what i hear constantly, anyway. can't think of any specific examples BUT to sum it up, i am tired of people complaining about characterization during large/major events bc it is hardly ever real or lasting and you're just looking for a reason to justify your dislike of someone which a) you dont need a reason to dislike someone and b) youre being obtuse

choose violence asks (to clarify, any fandom i engage with is welcome!)

[majjiktricks]

Metal Gear!!

YIPPEEE TY FOR SENDING IT IN

Favorite character:

kazuhira miller my beloved

Least Favorite character:

oh man. i think most of the characters are pretty cool, or im at least neutral on. hm. even the awful evil villains i find really interesting. i guess i can collectively say the b&b corps? i thought they were just boring, overdramatic fanservice.

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon):

❤️vkaz❤️ (venom snake/kaz miller)

otasune (solid snake/otacon)

solimiller (solid snake/kaz miller)

strangeboss (dr strangelove/the boss)

the insane mess that is bbvocelhira (big boss/venom snake/ocelot/kaz miller)

Character I find most attractive:

KAZ MILLER 😳 fucking. gender goals.

Character I would marry:

venom snake. or solid snake. both prime husband material ❤️

Character I would be best friends with:

otacon or mei-ling. i think we would get along very well :3 two very big nerds and also probably two of the sanest ppl in the series 😂

A random thought:

if you like mgs youll probably like no more heroes. begging more people to play them.

An unpopular opinion:

im not even sure this is an unpopular opinion but. i dont give a shit about the good queer rep/bad queer rep arguments. its a 30+ year old series with the majority of the games coming out before 2010. none of these characters are gonna be handled well. i still think the canon/subtextually queer characters are really interesting, even if they fall prey to stereotypes or the whole "queer-coded villain" thing (or in the case of metal gear where a not insignificant amount of the villains are explicitly queer)

or the ppl who get upset that ocelot HAS to be gay. why do you care. if someone wants to make him bi, let them. it doesnt hurt you. hes still queer either way.

My canon OTP:

i would argue otasune is basically canon. they adopted a daughter together.

if thats not good enough, then bbkaz 👍 awful awful couple and theyre so funny about it. they even had sex under a box on the beach.

Non-canon OTP:

vkaz. insane premise for a ship and i love it so much. what if i thought you were my lost love and you look and sound and act just like him but when i realize ive been tricked i vow to kill him (not you, just him). i love him and therefore i love you (i do.), i hate him and therefore i hate you (do i?).

Most badass character:

jetstream sam. guy does all that with no cybernetic enhancements (aside from the one arm he had to have replaced). (he wears a sort of power suit instead, whereas all his teammates are full on insane robot bodies. underneath his suit is mostly flesh and bone.)

Pairing I am not a fan of:

rairose. i just dont get it.

Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another):

ROSE AND NAOMI AND MERYL. they really dont know how to handle women 😭

Favourite friendship:

SUNNY AND RAIDEN 🥺🥺🥺

also raiden and blade wolf. very funny banter.

if the formatting is fucked up. im on mobile rn im sorry 💔

questions from here !!!

[latexjester]

THANK YOU Genuinely I’m so uncomfortable when I see people shipping Ted and AM unironically, this may be a personal thing but considering Ted’s treatment of women it’s kind of disgusting to sideline that to be like ‘well he must like men then!’. And you can tell a lot of these people don’t actually KNOW anything about the game or story. He is not AM’s favourite. Obviously. In the game AM calls everyone his favourite, but seems to favour others over Ted (like Nimdok and Benny, he loves messing with Benny, and he says he relates to Nimdok). In the book Ted is just making stuff up to cope. And a lot of the fandom just pretends they don’t see this stuff so they can put it into some ‘toxic yaoi’ thing. Like have fun with media but genuinely can we stop reducing characters into ‘cutesy’ abusive ships thanks guys

FULL agreement with what youre saying anon, teds treatment of women (especially in the character dossier given in the game manual) is really just used an excuse by the majority of new fans as a way to “prove” him only liking men/an excuse for him to be shipped with AM…. even when its explicitly stated within the game AND book AND radio drama that ted is romantically (and sexually) interested in ELLEN!!!! WHICH IN AND OF ITSELF IS DISTURBING WITH HOW HE ACTS - he wants to POSSESS her, to have her sole attention, and he feels ENTITLED to it. which again further proves my point of people just sidelining ellen because shes a woman - on top of bias because shes black and traumatized and people hate woc who dont make way for their perfect yaoi ships. the complete divorcement of ted (canon) vs ted (fanon) is absolutely appalling because people seem to think hes just some Poor Unfortunate Guy :((( as if he didnt get to the point hes at by conning rich women into thinking he was some sort of rich socialite by womanizing them for his own pleasure.

AND YES. nimdok and benny more often experience more torture from AM than the other characters - but despite this AM does not have a favorite!! in playing the game i noticed that the nimdok and benny segments were longer and i would even consider them to be more intensive - AM delights in torturing nimdok, and explicitly states that he reminds it of itself! it states that its DISAPPOINTED in nimdoks humanity, because it sees nimdok as the closest thing to a comparable mind in its own twisted way. benny is the canonically most physically tortured of the five - disfigured, blinded, mentally disabled by AM, reduced to walking on his hands like an ape, his penis disfigured and enlarged as a perversion of his homosexuality! and yet the new fans continuously disregard these characters - not because nimdok is a nazi, and benny is a cannibal - but because theyre unattractive. i consistently see benny left out of fanart outside of being the butt of the joke and it honestly isnt surprising with how these new fans act lmfao

AND YOURE EXACTLY RIGHT - we cant even trust what ted is saying has been done to himself - because his mind isnt whole!!! hes paranoid, unable to distinguish his own delusions from reality! we see it happen in real time within the story!!!! but as you said - maybe we can stop reducing these incredibly complex and intriguing characters into cutesy ships? i thought we wouldve moved past that by now :/

[achaotichuman]

Thank you for the tag @fourteentrout!

Who's your favourite ACOTAR character?

Tamlin, naturally.

Who's your least favourite character?

Rhysand, right off the bat.

Say something nice about your least favourite character.

His character was set up to be very intriguing, book 1 Rhysand where he was unrepentantly villainous, and didn't care to justify himself was when he was at his peak.

Who's your favourite High Lord? (If you picked one for your fav character, then who's your second fav!)

Ooooooh, uhhhhh probably Kallias, I like his character, I enjoy how he went at Rhysand in the High lord's meeting, and I hope we get to see more of him. He's a protective man, without being overbearing, who clearly doesn't stand down to anyone, not even the supposed 'most powerful'. I think he's very interesting and I am greating intrigued by him.

Favourite MINOR character?

Alis, from our first impressions of her in ACOTAR, and her presence throughout the books, I found she was a very comforting presence. I enjoy her involvement however minor, and I think it's fucking hilarious how she spells it out for Feyre on what not to do when she goes UTM, and Feyre goes and does it anyway. She must have many more gray hairs since meeting Feyre.

Favourite ship? (Crackships included!)

Tamcien, absolutely. I will die by this ship.

Favourite court and why?

If we're going by canon, Autumn is my favourite, mostly for the aesthetic and how Autumn is also my favourite season. If we are going by headcanons, Spring, because of my headcanons for Spring having a much darker theme, the woods being creature-like, almost sentient. And the earth being closely connected to Spring Court culture, and their magic.

Make up a brand new court RIGHT NOW, NO PREP JUST VIBES.

A Court of Raccoons, they are ruled by their raccoon High lord who is just three raccoons in a trench court with a crown on top, wobbling around. Their Court is mostly trash and things they can rifle through. The raccoon High lord also lives in a palace made of trash.

What relationship would you have wanted to see more of in the books?

Andras, Lucien and Tamlin. Andras was very clearly a major presence pre-acotar and I wish we got to see the grieving process of losing him more clearly, and gotten more information about him.

What's your unpopular opinion?

*Gestures at blog* This is my entire unpopular opinion. But I think my most unpopular would be that Feyre was groomed by Rhysand. He forced her into a bargain by physically harming her, and when he took her away, he kept her in a city that was completely locked away from the rest of world, leaving her with zero connection to anyone she knew. Let her stay with only his friends, fed her blatant lies, and retold the story of what happened under the mountain to her on multiple occasions, making it seem as though he never did anything to harm her, but Lucien and Tamlin did. Gave her only one option if she wanted to go to the Hewn City with him, that being dressing up as a whore, not giving her the option as passing as a visiting Lady and staying with Mor (nooo Feyre, I have to finger you in front of everyone, which is why I dont want you to go with mee) Then slapped a title on her that genuinely means nothing in the face of everything, as two thirds of her court respect her less than the High lord they outright also don't respect, when she barely had enough knowledge to even give you a rundown of where everything was in the Night Court.

He did this, while she was still recovering from her severe trauma and dealing with being in an environment that was suffocating her. He took advantage of her and her situation.

I apologize for the rant.

What's your favourite headcanon/fan canon?

Omgg theres so many, uhm my *favourite* would probably have to be that the seasonal courts have annual sleepovers, where they have a spa night and talk shit about the Night Court.

If you were swept away to Prythian, what's ONE thing you would want to do?

Run to the band of exiles. Just sprint in their direction immediately. I am hiding behind Jurian, Vassa and Lucien and making them protect me from the scary Fae.

If you could have ONE faerie ability seen in the books, which would it be?

(not to copy) but Shapeshifting, there's so much I could do with it.

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ACOTAR tag game 💕

thanks for tagging me @mathiwrites ! I don't normally do these even when tagged because i never know who to tag, a lot of times everyone i think of is already tagged LOL, but i figured id start today!

I don't think I've seen one around, and figured this might be fun to do!

Answer the questions below & tag whoever you want, or make it an open tag!!

Who's your favourite ACOTAR character?

My boy tamlin!!

Who's your least favourite character?

Hm....hmmmm...oh Amren for sure.

Say something nice about your least favourite character.

She has a cool character concept and i thought it was really sweet and endearing when she gave feyre the bracelet (necklace?) to help her get through the Prison trip without panicking

Who's your favourite High Lord? (If you picked one for your fav character, then who's your second fav!)

Oooh hm not to be a copycat but I loved tarquin from the moment he was introduced, he was an instant fav and i was kind of sad that he didn't have more involvement later on that didn't have to do with the whole feyre and rhys betraying his trust thing

Favourite MINOR character?

ooh i dont know if this is minor enough but i've come to really like jurian. i didn't really have much of an opinion on him for most of the series and then for some reason in silver flames when he was in it for like 2 seconds i was like wait a minute why haven't i been more into this guy he kinda fucks

Favourite ship? (Crackships included!)

tamsand by far. though azris is becoming a close second.

Favourite court and why?

well i loved the spring court aesthetic from the first book, but at this point in the series I think I'd say maybe actually dawn. it just sounded so pretty, and i think it would be one of the subtler, less overwhelming courts while still being awe-inspiring.

Make up a brand new court RIGHT NOW, NO PREP JUST VIBES.

oh shoot um okay court of clouds?? people who specialize in wind manipulation, likely populated by a race related to the Peregryns or Drakon's race? an actual cloud court like in the sky could be a vibe I think. perhaps it would be more removed from the politics of prythian--they'd still have a High Lord, but maybe it would be more of a military government or something.

What relationship would you have wanted to see more of in the books?

oh wow i mean i am always here for more rhys and tamlin content obviously, but i would have also loved to see more of like stories and stuff about the sentries from the spring court that went over the wall, like Andras. andras and lucien's relationship in particular would be one I would have liked to know more about. I also really want to see Azriel and his mom.

What's your unpopular opinion?

god what ISN'T my unpopular opinion. hm. i think feyre's whole reasoning for wanting a baby out of seemingly nowhere is dumb. like i get it, yolo, life can be cut short, but like i really do not feel like she picked a good time to have a baby, nor do i think she is remotely ready to be a mother. when she realized she wanted kids in acofas, it wasn't a strong enough argument for me to actually like get behind her decision.

What's your favourite headcanon/fan canon?

omg i have so many I literally started a list lol. the first one on it is kind of silly, it's that Helion is actually the faerie romance author sellyn drake that nesta, emerie, and gwyn like

If you were swept away to Prythian, what's ONE thing you would want to do?

go to a festival! not necessarily something as crazy as calanmai, but i would love to go to some sort of celebration. maybe starfall?

If you could have ONE faerie ability seen in the books, which would it be?

shapeshifting without a doubt

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[pinchan]

003 of the ask thing for Douma :-)?

How I feel about this character: several things are terribly wrong with him. i have a doumalogy masters after observing and poking him around in a petri dish. he's my silly rabbit. i want his gender. i wanna bite his jugular straight into his next life. i love watching him melt and die. i wish he had a better life. his gender is something i crave so desperately but could never achieve.

Any/all the people I ship romantically with this character: just kokushibo i think he's the only one who could handle douma lol even then only barely. their relationship in rum is one of favourite relationships i've written.

My favorite non-romantic relationship for this character: gyutaro and daki in a found-family-but-not-quite way. i'm certain douma played the role of caretaker for them for a while since he's always been like that. i think he likes that the siblings were never sickeningly affectionate towards him the way his followers are, it was a breathe of fresh air for him.

My unpopular opinion about this character: i dont like that some ppl make douma's affection towards kotoha to be romantic. also he's not a misogynist stop saying he is stop iiiit.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: i wish we got at least a peek towards how he acts within his cult. despite being such a major part of his backstory the cult was never really touched upon. i want to be made uncomfortable by the way he operates his cult. solace's rewrite did just that amazingly.

Favorite friendship for this character: look at this guy and tell me he ever had friends.

My crossover ship: i think he and geto would bond for a while over the whole "why worship imaginary gods when i'm right here" and killing people for greater good thing but after a while geto will think he's too much of a freak and try to eat him. douma is the right amount of freaky for kenjaku however. kenjaku would love to dissect douma and douma would love to be vivisected.

[aerplain]

Hiii okay pick and choose or do them all haha :] 001, Catch 22, 002, Girlverse Cathkorn, 003, Girlcart (I'm sure you saw this coming) and your OC Saph :')

HEY MAX thanks for the ask and yes i will do all of them >:}

cut bc it will be very long

CATCH 22

Favorite character: Cath... idk. :] he’s so terrible but so dumb and his parts are the funniest to read. Awful person wonderful character. I want another book of just his reactions to Situations bc he’s just such a Guy. The guy ever Least Favorite character: I think the answer for most people is aarfy. and I agree but I'm gonna also say captain black. Aarfy because he was created to function as basically the Worst, and Cpt Black bc i just personally find him annoying. There’s a lot of awful guys in c22 who are fun to read about, but reading these guy’s parts is just “man them again. do they ever shut up”. 5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): 

Kathcorn 4ever </3 

M&W (thanks max) 

clevbar (thanks max)

Yoss/luciana - they’re a classic

space reserved for random joke stuff that has no reason other than “these guy’s names are always mentioned together so they’re a Thing now” (gus/wes or plitchard/wren) there’s no reason for this but its funny

Character I find most attractive: Any character I draw tbh. I think they’re all supposed to be just Guys but i cant help being like “hi 😘″ when i draw them.  Character I would marry: NO ONE. they are so ridiculous Luciana Character I would be best friends with: clevinger maybe. we’re both annoying and like to seem smart.  a random thought: said this earlier but they will never make a good adaptation if they don’t get the cathcart or the milo right. They're so integral to the story and they’re always adapted like “look at this funny guy. he’s going to be a nuisance.😉 now back to yossarian”. and milo is always clean shaven and cathcart is not smoking his opulent cigarette holder? why not?? An unpopular opinion: i dont know what unpopular or popular c22 opinions even are. major major could beat captain black in a fistfight My Canon OTP: Do cath & korn count. I think they should count (has read every part where they’re mentioned like 20 times and morphed it to fit my interpretation) I think heller could’ve meant it in a homophobic way. Gay disney villain korn time. If they don’t count i think the Yoss & Luciana bits were always fun too.  My Non-canon OTP: Milo & Wintergreen just cuz I love your writing for them max. I never would’ve come up with this on my own since I don’t think they really interact cuz the concept itself is so fun. Business rivals>business partners> Love?? Most Badass Character: No one they are all kind of losers. Maybe Orr  Most Epic Villain: same for the last one. they’re all lame. Or the idea of the catch itself and all of it’s enforcers  Pairing I am not a fan of: maybe this is my unpopular opinion but i think yoss & chaplain are not ideal romantically. its the fandom go-to romance bc its the literal first line (and i used to love them when i first read the book) but idk. theyre ok to me and not as fun as all the other wacky and crazy guys out there Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): I think duckett should NOT have been into yossarian and her thing should've just been being girlbffs with cramer. love loses. heller has to write every woman the way he does :[ Favourite Friendship: ME and MAX catch22bffs forever <3. real answer i think clev/dunbar/yossarian have the best conversations theyre all so insufferable in their own ways and its great Character I most identify with: nurse cramer. kinda her friend starts dating some guy and she’s like “ok what happened to being girl best friends😒”. and dobbs in the sense that i am kind of bad at a lot of the things i have to do Character I wish I could be: NO ONE for real this time. i can’t think of a single guy who isn’t either awful or has awful things happen to them. or both

Kathcorn :>

When I started shipping them: i remember reading the book the first time and thinking ‘wow they are just like my ocs. theyre dating behind the scenes haha’ and then forgetting about them. And I get back into the book and find a few other people who are Cath n Korn fans, I get really into Kathcorn Kontent, I draw them more and now they're my favorites <3 My thoughts: they’ve got one of my favorite themes, where the relationship isn’t beneficial to their main goals at all really. They both want to rise the ranks and being In Love with your right hand man isn’t really gonna help with that. Korn’s like one of those edgy guys who says he doesn’t want to get attached to people because it’s Just a Distraction from the Real Goal. And Cathcart’s one of those annoying guys who says he doesn’t want to get attached to people because it’s Just a Distraction from the Real Goal. And then both of them would try to justify it in their own silly ways and eventually have come to terms with it. And its also funny cuz they’re both just The Worst.  What makes me happy about them: they are both so lame and evil and sucks that everything they do will be entertaining to me  What makes me sad about them: I dont think they can even exist in a way that isn’t destructive to each other and everyone else around them. Not really sad since I focus more on the silly aspect but it could be. Not that they wouldn’t deserve it but it sucks that they have to drag the entire world into their evil love affair </3 Things done in fanfic that annoys me: Nothing they are ALL good i think to be a korn&cath liker you have to already Understand so all the fanfictions will naturally be good bc of that Things I look for in fanfic: For it to exist and for it to center around their inane interactions and just how awful they are but in a #love way My wishlist: I wish we got a scene inside the farmhouse. Just to see what theyre up to 🤔I wish we got the Korn chapter too Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: no one comes to mind. dreedle and peckem My happily ever after for them: their happily ever after is probably promotion and continuing to ruin lives but i think they really have to end up in the farmhouse. They cant have a farmhouse and not just retire there when everything goes wrong. its too convenient and its perfect

Girlcart<3<3<3

How I feel about this character: genderswap of cath that i got really attached to for no reason. Cathcart is interesting as a hypothetical female character since he’s trying to be this stereotypical toughguy all the time but he’s also so dumb and evil and awful. girlcart, i wuv her. she’s so important. She’s just woman cathcart but there’s the added interest of how she ended up as a squadron commander as a woman in the 40s, her relation with masculinity/femininity, whether she becomes more sympathetic when her problems are not all self imposed.. and we need more loser evil women everywhere Any/all the people I ship romantically with this character: could it ever be anyone but girlkorn My favorite non-romantic relationship for this character: to be honest she wouldnt have many friends but i think her interactions with milo would be funny. i like what we made up about Girl Milo being very ‘this is my 10 step beauty routine you should do it too. buy M&M skincare’ and cathcart being like ‘eww... makeup, gross” but also wanting to impress milo because milo is Successful My unpopular opinion about this character: She deserves everything ever shes so special. girlcart hiii. she sucks and she’s lame One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: there’s no canon bc we just make it all up. but i think her established storyline is growing up and not really belonging anywhere that a Lady(TM) would typically in the 20s-30s, always being second best in the rich east coast elite world and being desperate for some recognition. I think she deserved a friend who wasn’t caught up in the whole status thing Favorite friendship for this character: does milo count? danby? anyone? Korn’s her only friend and cathcart can’t stand her. I’ll be her favorite friend My crossover ship: what would she even cross over into?? she’d need a kornguy that’s all i know. 

Saph (OC)

How I feel about this character: Spy character for my main story. She's been around for longer than any character i’ve ever liked ever. I made her in middle school and she was a dragon named Sapphire (hence the Saph) and she’s stayed with me through countless story changes. I dont think because of anythign particularly special about the character but she was my first OC and typical toughgirl undefeatable no-weaknesses character made by a 12-year-old. and i think she retains that in sprit but in practice she’s a total mess. I <3 U saph Any/all the people I ship romantically with this character: Riya, another oc that i made to be saph’s sidekick also in middle school who i recently decided should #love her. I can’t really see Saph in any romantic situations so they’re either in an awkward purely physical relationship that’s really tragic for Riya or its an equally fail unrequited love situation. Riya’s not very outgoing so she’s kind of stuck with Saph and Saph doesn’t tend to get attached to anyone My favorite non-romantic relationship for this character: Riya again if you count the weird sexual-platonic thing they’d have going on. but she’s also got her spy team of basically a bunch of frat boys and they like to be Dudes together. I don’t like them tho and a lot of them are basically expendable in the story. rip My unpopular opinion about this character: she could fight 1000 demons and 1000 skeletons & not get scared One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: since her spy team is out trying to kill a politician (other side of the story)  i think it would be funny to write the alternate ending where they team up cartoon-style against a Greater Evil. i think the personalities would mesh well (awfully). I think a lot of her problems couldve been avoided too if the spy team had ditched their stupid orders and just gone on the run (which she and riya do in the end anyways) Favorite friendship for this character: i feel like she’s the sort to always Know A Guy wherever they go. but i dont really have anyone specific yet aside from the main characters and their counterparts. So for now im answering Riya for a third time. My crossover ship: i have nothing to cross over except catch 22. im gonna say wintergreen 

[heretic-saint-taliesin]

ohhhhh my gods that shipping post resonated so hard with me; i am Exhausted by the trend this fandom has taken lately to make everything about ships ships ships all the time etc

pls; i really just wanna enjoy this interesting story about interesting characters ;-;

Okay so like not at you directly but you're gonna get my lil soapbox.

I honest to god CANNOT STAND the vast majority of current BSD fandom because of the shipping that seems to permeate every single aspect of how they want to interact with things.

Ignoring the outright woobification of certain characters (Chuuya, Dazai (and im no fan of canon dazai but fanon dazai is absolutely abhorrent) Fyodor and Akutagawa to name but a few the insistance that everything HAS to boil down to [REDACTED NAME BUT YOU KNOW THE SHIP] or its counterparts really boils my blood.

You're presented with a manga where unlike other anthropomorphic concept storylines (insert name of the one with the countries. again. you know it) the characters are, for the most part at least, ACTUALLY GENUINE HOMAGES to their literary inspirations. The elements of Raskolnikov in Fyodor. The notes to Gatsby in Fitzgerald. The ways in which Asagiri has genuinely and lovingly put time and EFFORT into knowing these authors and respecting their works and paying tribute to that in his character design.

And y'all just wanna boil it down to who takes it in the ass in bed. Real mature. Like I KNOW this fandom skews uncomfortably young given the media's theme (and i'm not here to bash on 14 yos i just don't want you in my space because I'm an adult with boundaries) but there is NOTHING to stop you from like.. enjoying media for what it is. Not everything has to be a gay ship. Yeah shipping can be fun but it does not have to be the be-all-end-all of something. It can just be a fun aside.

Plus the need to then.. inflict that on others? Like? Don't. It's rude and some of the fans have bad enough sense of boundaries as is. harassing the creator is outright sick and rude and nobody should be condoning that. It's not YOUR story. It's Asagiri's and I still trust that he knows where he's going with it. Nothing HAS to cater to your ships. To be quite frank a lot of [REDACTED] should be freaking grateful a lot of the mainstream merch and marketing actually DOES cater to their favourites! Some of us who enjoy the non-main-four have sat around watching you guys get priority with Stormbringer and BEAST and Fifteen when all we'd really like is to see 55min or just SOMETHING a little more different.

Appreciate what you have and don't get greedy!

The load of people lambasting Asagiri for not bringing back chuuya? You wanna know when I last saw MY favourite? CHAPTER TWELVE. AND SHE DIDN'T GET HER ONE MAINSTREAM APPEARANCE ANIMATED.

Added to which like... Shipping just makes everything so toxic. Some people are in this for other reasons (OCs, the literature, or maybe just the story itself??) and we dont want to have to go through hearing how you're whinging over all this. We just wanna enjoy the story.

That's my two cents rant. Apologies it's nothing on you for asking. I just feel very VERY strongly about this lol.

[koheletgirl]

I'm saying all three but you can pick which ones you want to do

Atla

Zukka

Zuko

thank you anon i will do all of them

atla

favorite character: i am incapable of answering this question and you cannot make me

least favorite character: ozai

5 favorite ships (canon or non-canon): zukka, mailee, sukka, tysuki, maizula. also jinzula has been growing on me lately

character I find most attractive: june <3

character I would marry: suki, if she'll have me

character I would be best friends with: sokka, if he'll have me

a random thought: what is life but a series of random atla thoughts? um so it's canon that waterbenders can freeze water. so reasonably they should also be able to unfreeze it. firebenders can heat water, iroh does it. can they also freeze it?

an unpopular opinion: they should have left the show alone no adaptations no sequels

my canon otp: sukka

my non-canon otp: zukka

most badass character: katara hands down

most epic villain: i guess ozai? i wouldn't call him epic. oh that owl guy

pairing i am not a fan of: i'll just say sokkla again. this blog is a sokkla hate space

character i feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): you'll never guess what my answer is. like i literally never talk about this. it's azula

favourite friendship: sokka and toph!

character i most identify with: mai <33

character I wish I could be: suki

zukka

when I started shipping them: cool story. i started shipping zukka organically, like a month after finishing the show (and the comics). i found myself thinking about them more and more often, and then one day i was like "i wonder what their ship name would be. probably zukka. i bet the tumblr ppl like this ship". and i was right

my thoughts: sadfkl;sjgh;skdfgkjdjskf’ksa;kdj but also sometimes no.

what makes me happy about them: (:

what makes me sad about them: the divorce :( no i’m kidding but i do get sad sometimes thinking about what it would take for them to actually get together and how hard it would be for both of them. and in general, both of them carry so much trauma. it’s devastating to think about

things done in fanfic that annoys me: girl where do i start. poor uwu softboy zuko, ultra charming suave dude sokka, fics that only focus on zuko’s pain, fics that seem to enjoy zukos pain a little too much (you know what i’m talking about), fics where sokka is big and strong and zuko is small and weak (racism), fics where sokka moves permanently to the fire nation, etc etc etc etc

things i look for in fanfic: in general, i think zukka fics should capture the essence of their boiling rock dynamic in one way or another. if that makes sense.

my wishlist: i am 100% serious when i say i don’t want to say anything bc of ayin hara. this is embarrassing

who i’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: suki for sokka, some male oc for zuko i guess

my happily ever after for them: zuko abdicates and abolishes the monarchy, sokka becomes a major world leader and inventor, they adopt izumi and maybe some more daughters (they only have daughters), and they travel the world together 

zuko

how I feel about this character: i love zuko so much and i hate how this place treats him. i said this once i think, i refuse to stop loving zuko just bc you guys cant be normal about him. i love him on purpose

any/all the people I ship romantically with this character: sokka. he hooked up with jet but i dont think theyd be good for each other

my favorite non-romantic relationship for this character: mai!! 

my unpopular opinion about this character: i dont think he was fully aware of the fact that he was gay until wayy after the war had ended. i think he knew on a certain level, but i think he did a really good job repressing it. also i think he’s cis 

one thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: i’m contradicting myself but it would have been nice if zuko had been gay in canon. obviously they couldnt do that. but he definitely shouldnt have gotten back together with mai

favorite friendship for this character: toph

my crossover ship: nope

send me a fandom/ship/character

[darklovetrash]

My unpleasant experiences in the a song of ice and fire fanfiction community

Hello, my friends. On archive of our own, my name is DancingSnowflakes23. Back in 2018 I started posting fanfiction. My first story was a Jonerys fic, but eventually I ended up writing stories in which the Rhaegar x Lyanna ship featured and had some of  the most unpleasant encounters I ever had in a fandom.  That said, I am not even a L x R stan or shipper per se, but since many of my stories feature Jon they appear as well. I have written two stories to be exact where Lyanna or Rhaegar were alive beyond canon. One was called the Loyal Knight and it had Lyanna surviving and marrying Arthur Dayne, though she cared a lot for Rhaegar whom she grieved deeply. Several anonymous people came and were bombarding my fic with comments about how I am wrong and should get my facts straight despite writing an AU story. I do not mind discussion, but I was called a dipshit numerous times and I was hurt by this behaviour, which even went to far as to question my writing. i am not perfect, but I am writing fanfic with a lot of effort and if readers disagree with the premise of a story I expect them to move on and not harrass me further.  The second fic I wrote was called Beneath the Weirwood which was an AU of Rhaegar x Lyanna surviving and there it got even worse. I was called numerous unpleasant things (Like me being racist). Sadly, I don’t have the story anymore since I rewrote it and cannot provide you with these highly-intellectual comments about the some bullshit regarding R X L over and over again. There are literal people who scoure the R  x L tag to seek out pro- R x L stories to annoy and harass authors. I am a grown up person and I was hurt about their comments and should have probably just moderated, but back then I was new to fanfiction and was stupid enough to waste my time over this stuff, but then there are maybe younger writers who are brave enough to post their stories and then they have to endure this bullshit? I could understand if they just left the fandom. Yet, I am not the only one who got this treatment. There are numerous cases of this and usually its by anonymous commeters, who all sound the same way and always repeat the same silly arguments. There are some I remember: Armansky Something, KingofKings? Not sure anymore, Dublin, UnbentGlass and what connects them is their weird obessession with all things Ashara Dayne and Elia Martell. I am not posting this to start a war and I do not think the majority of Elia fans are like these weirdos, but mabe they like to know what kind of hatred some people spread in the name of their favourite character. I am honest, I always felt Elia Martell was a character who got fucked over and deserved more characterization, but I like many other writers do not write her, because such stories draw this people to the comment sections like flies to a fire. No one wants to engage with people like that and it soured my liking for the character which I doubt is the wish for Elia Fans. On the contrary, I think most of them want Elia to be liked and admired and not be assoicated with toxcity. And with the current developements in this tag I decided to post this to show that the R X L people are not crazy people who just want to appear as victims. I am no R x L shipper and got targeted. So, I dont know what the real R x L shippers would feel for being called racists, pedos and other stuff for liking a fictional pairing. What I hope this post achives is to expose these creeps and maybe have the Elia fans purge them from their community so we can all go back to a more friendly atmosphre. Wouldn’t that we wonderful? And here to give you some examples: And this stuff is harmless compared to what some other writers got. 

[herbietales]

12 (Kyle), 13, 25, 7 :)))))

thank you for asking!!!!!!!! <333 sorry i got to this so late

12. Tell me a headcanon that you have for Kyle!

he slips into his new jersey accent whenever he gets angry or wants to start a fight, probably had those moments where he's looking into the camera like a reality tv show lol also that he's a hopeless romantic and probably has kimi no todoke as one of his top anime of all time but no one knows that except his anilist

13. Favorite ship? Tell us why!

obviously,, as my blog title announces it as - k2, aka kenny and kyle! it first started out when they both simply were my favourite characters and i just wanted to see them both more and i began to think about it - both kyle and kenny are smart in their own ways, kyle being a person who seems to be bit more put together but outspoken while kenny is seen to be more reckless but quiet. im totally in love with the journalist-kyle and vigilante-kenny trope because of that, both protective souls who cares and wants to protect each other in their own way!! in canon when kenny as mysterion goes to kyle because he believes he's the smartest kid in school, and also sheila being friends with carol and their dads becoming high school friends is also such good material for them to grow closer to each other - and there are times where kyle, stan and cartman had expressed care towards kenny's safety (maybe not in earlier seasons lol) and feelings like in major boobage, kyle took away the cats to prevent kenny from getting high, or having to tell kenny that his girlfriend was a "whore". kyle being the only one there for kenny when he was in pain the whole time in Kenny Dies?? and then beating up cartman for kenny? also - kenny growing up to be a scientist, smart and all, yet keeping his charm, i feel like that would appeal to kyle in a way, it would crop up really good spicy intellectual banter between them..(also dude, both of them in south park in the adult timeline? like they def have met up right...) i have so much feelings for both of them individually and as a duo

25. How and why did you get into South Park?

i cant believe its been years since the first game, south park stick of truth and i saw a youtuber get into it, and i watched that gameplay of it- then i got into the tumblr fandom of it back then in 2014? i was really into it for a some healthy amount of months, and watched every episode then! but tbh i fell out a bit after 2015 since i got busy with school but i think?? i used to have kyle broflovski rp blog, but i cant remeber anything about it now

7. Favorite adult and why?

i honestly. dont exactly have a favorite adult that i actively rooted for- but maybe Big Gay Al or Mr Slave bc theyve just been funny n kind of wholesome (past the garrison part, for mr slave) everytime theyve been involved like in cripple fight where big gay al was in scouts, or mr slave in stupid spoiled whore video playset where he out-whored paris and taught the girls to not be a whore like him - i just like how they own it and they feel more put together than the other adults and parents (which is a bar lower than hell tbh) BUT if its not them, then by elimination for me is sheila or carol, leaning more towards sheila bc i respect her a lot for putting up with gerald dfgdsg

[jubberry]

oohkay let's go tua with those ship asks: fiveya, horrance and alluther.

thanks el i love you

Send me a ship and I'll answer three questions based on if I ship it or not.

fiveya obvs i ship this since this is 90% of my tua drawings lol

1. ill wait ill wait (to be the one) by georgiestauffenberg made me ship it cause holy fuck dude. I dont know if i ship them romantically when i saw them onscreen cause first of all, age difference is kinda weird lmao. Second, they dont rlly interact much outside literally the first couple of eps. But he was so soft for her, and i felt like they had so much unexplored history.

so i looked at fanfics cause i was wondering if ppl still ship it, then i liked the description of this one so i gave it a go.

Basically the premise is that vanya dates a much older man who seems to know a lot about her. And it was amazingly in character and just provided their characters some depth that u wouldnt find outside of a romantic relationship between them. (The implication of five pining while she doesnt know who he is, their missed chances when he time travelled, fives missed chances of living and having a 'normal' life bec of his own hubris, vanyas insecurity and being able to open up bec shes with someone whos known her since childhood). Its so sweet and thats how i was like, oh yep i can do so much more with these two, and what has kept me interested in drawing them etc.

2. My favourite things are the shippers cause i made some friends in the fandom who are super cool and supportive! I dont get super involved in fandoms and usually just watch from afar so finding people to talk to and muck around with in this tiny fandom is super cool 😭

Though thats not to say I havent come across some bad apples in this fandom and things that I dont like. I think thats the importance of carving out a place for yourself and ur friends in fandom tho.

Another thing I like about the ship itself, i just like the grumpy person whos soft for one person trope. Its so cute. I like all the little clues in canon on how their relationship as kids is quite warm, which is interesting cause five is basically the star student and he can be quite cold vs vanya who is the black sheep of the family.

I also like how five likes her powers even when she caused the apocalypse he spent the majority of his life in lol. Like its a popular hc that five is just a wife guy and i love that.

I see vanya as the type who has a lot of love to give, and she sometimes has unrealistic expectations of what her partner can give. Betrayal and lies really angers her, but also when her partner cannot meet her expectations of love she gets very upset bec its also an indication of how shes not good enough, or not loveable enough to be able to have this in the relationship (her insecurity means every failing always comes back to her, even if its out of her control).

I feel like five would be a level-headed person enough in the relationship to not be afraid to say 'vanya ur being stupid' (ie. the s2 confrontation lmao). Also, five's personality means she will never have to doubt his actions bec she knows hes the type who will not give u the moment of the day if hes not interested.

Not to mention they also have the whole apocalypse vs. saviour, hero/villain thing. Theres just a lot to explore!

3. I probably have several. But mostly I dont mind five being a dick to vanya bec first, even if the appeal is hes soft to her hes already kind of a dick in canon lmao. Also, vanya isnt a child. Shes grown and she can handle petty af things like five telling her shes not good at cooking lol. I also dont mind it cause I feel like people are getting too afraid to write... conflict for fear or portraying an abusive relationship or smth. Like, chill. Conflict is fine, resolving it is how u get a story. However in saying that, nobody should be obligated to write any way unless you want to! Fanfic is for comfort so if what your doing is making u happy then its good enough!

horrance which i also ship but i love the platonic and romantic relationship equally:

1. I came in tua in general not shipping anything so Im honestly not sure. I do remember someone doing a meta before s2 came out that was basically how ben acted weird when klaus summoned dave in s1 that made me go 👀 Otherwise, tua s2 rlly made me like them cause tua FED horrance shippers. Like..... the fact that klaus didnt want ben to leave him, and ben knows thats why he stayed 😢 or the fact that klaus was all over him for some reason???? Somebody also mentioned gay ben once and I resonate with that deeply. Like i get that jill exists but i resonate with gay ben deeply.

2. I love their bickering, theyre so cute together. I just like ben being angry bec hes self aware that hes got both shit and amazing taste. Shit bec he cant believes he likes Klaus (and also amazing also bec Klaus). I think the idea of them being kind of underdogs, theyre not rlly leader types and dont want to be, helps them bond together even in platonic horrance. They're both down to earth, and even tho they can annoy each other, they also know if they want a space to feel comfortable its with each other. Theyre not pressured by rivalry over leadership, or any sort of competition.

I love the idea that even tho ben is like klaus's ''conscience'', hes also down for chaos and bitchy. I feel like klaus rlly enabled that side of him, its not exactly a good thing but its p funny lol

3. I know some people think their dynamic is unhealthy but i dont care lol

alluther. So id say i dont ship this, mostly due to the fact that im not invested? Just like all tua ships so far I rlly came out not wanting anything but platonic relationships cause I feel tua doesnt do romance very well. With alluther, theyre so cute but im not super invested in either of their chars so they havent stuck for me. I appreciate seeing them and talking about them tho, and I'm def open to exploring them further.

1. I think tua canon romances are just so lackluster 😔 Idk who writes the romances but I was just like 'nice' but afterwards I dont really think about them. I love their dance scene and the message behind it! Otherwise, theyre sweet like most of the tua romances but im not super invested, same with all the non canon ships.

2. I really feel like tua needs to decide on what their relationship is. Like, just say its incest or not and stick with it 👀 Or if you wanna support it or not, just make up ur mind. I think I would've liked it better if I found the characters more interesting. Allison especially I feel like suffers from the fact that tua just doesn't want to make her ''mean''. They want to make her supportive and are less interested in making her flawed (ie. she should've had a conflict with Vanya in s2, but the writers didnt want to write the girls fighting which is stupid imo and not what that conflict is about).

In regards to Alluther, the scene where Allison gets annoyed at Luther for sleeping with someone else felt out of line. Like, how are you marrying other people and moving on but Luther isn't allowed to? But honestly, I don't mind if they actually just acknowledge it and make it a deliberate part of Allison's trait that Allison can expect a certain loyalty automatically from other people (which can tie in to her childhood being a star, and the rumour).

Luther is a big simp for Allison, which is sweet, but at the same time it would be nice to have him explore himself for a bit, and who he is outside of the academy. Then maybe they can rekindle their relationship again as new people and see where they go from there.

3. I don't hate them, but they're ok. I'm not super invested in them, just like all the tua canon romance. But I wouldn't mind making content for them if I were a bit more invested in their characters. I love their dance scene in s1 and I feel like its super a underrated portrayal of what their relationship is meant to be. I know no one talks about it but it's just such a great scene, and I'm pretty sure the choreographer was into interpretive dance? The scene had a lot of meaning that I don't see people dig around with.

Essentially I'm pretty sure the fairy lights are obviously a throwback to their childhood together, spending time outside of Reggie. So the dance scene kind of symbolized that pocket of space they made for each other in their life (even if theyre far away, or with other people, they will always have that space for each other).

The way they danced was more like playfighting than dancing, which means their relationship isn't sensual. It's more ''pure'', and romantic. Its basically two kids rekindling their love as adults. I also think this is a response to the incest, cause in s1 tua klaus literally said that 'thank god Regg is not their real father' right before Allison and Luther meet lmao. So its kinda like saying Allison x Luther isnt supposed to be 'ohh step sibling hot' but two people who experienced the same trauma as kids and finding comfort with each other (and rekindling that love after many years).

[faemen]

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#5

celesgiri headcanons

this is fully self indulgent

tea dates!!! whether they go out to cafes or just brew some at home, they like having tea dates :)) they prefer quieter cafes when they do go out though

kyoko likes coffee too, so celeste learned how to make her coffee and kyoko makes awesome royal milk tea

celeste LOVES dressing kyoko up. her detective gf is so pretty and she wants to get her pretty dresses to show that

also celeste just. really likes running her hands through kyoko's hair?? likes it's really soft and stuff and hfhdgj

kyoko probably overworks a lot and celeste needs her beauty sleep. that being said, celestia will make kyoko tea and stuff and remind her to rest a lot. to make up for the allnighters, celeste takes a lot of like small naps so she invites kyoko to come too

celeste can get VERY jealous and overprotective lmao. kyoko also does get jealous just less,,,loudly so

they like to hold hands hfhjskg

kyoko loves her goth gf

they're both kinda bad with emotions so it takes them a while to like. confess. they both KNOW they fancy each other though, there's no confusion. it's just,,,kyoko tends to not Really Say Much At All and celestia hides it behind half lies and offhand compliments

celeste uses pet names like dear, darling, old fashioned stuff like that, and also a lot of like. princess and things

kyoko though doesn't use tooo many petnames, more so nicknames and stuff.

kyoko is definitely a cat person so she and grand bois chéri ludenberg get along very well

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#4

id like to think im smart

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#3

new rb/ask game what would your objection bubble be if you were in ace attorney

162 notes • Posted 2021-09-13 22:28:14 GMT

#2

expose yourself by listing which ace attorney singular case side characters are your favourites, ill go first

247 notes • Posted 2021-08-12 20:16:22 GMT

#1

ace attorney??? more like really fucking gay attornies who are SO THICKHEADED i am going to kill them

why couldnt this just be a fandom thing like i thought it was before i played. why cant they just make these canon. why must we suffer so

i dont even want them to be canon cuz yknow normal reasons, i just want the fu kdingnf PINING TO STOP cuz its SO MUCH WORSE EVERY TIME

wrightworth? killed me. not bc of their cuteness or normal ship reasons, nooo instead you change your entire major for a guy you knew for 4 months when you were 9 and book a private jet cuz you thought the guy was dying and gain unnecessary feelings and have that man shine brilliantly in your eyes and share a deep dark secret with the exact same girl who just confessed her love to a guy and being great partners and trusting in each other to find the truth and enjoy biting into apples because theyre red and

klapollo? dont even get me started. once again, not because of normal ship reasons, but because they make me so infuriatingly mad. but yknow being used to getting inspected by the ladies but feeling that way for the first time with a man and calling each other cool while blushing and treating your guitars like lovers instead of smashing them on stage and singing a song about your boyfriend being the prosecutions witness and taking care your heart isnt stolen away and wiping pretty smiles off your opponents face and pulling the darkness out of him and being dazzled and literally asking him out to dinner is all normal and straight dude stuff

lanamia? girlfriends? really? i cant believe you thought that going to law school together and being both a detective and prosecution at the same time she was a defense attorney and being close enough to her you had to push her away and break contact when you got involved with a murder and dying at the hands of the man that blackmailed her and her being the first person you tried to contact when you were in trouble and being attracted to her (intellectually) could possibly mean anything not straight at all.

franmaya?? wtf are you on about??? wdym you saw acts of lesbianisms when two women admire each others strengths for being so strong in her own way in the exact same situation as herself and when theyre narrative foils and when one of them avoids whipping the other despite not doing this for pretty much anyone else and when she spends all night on a freezing cold mountain doing something extremely difficult to make sure the other is okay and out as soon as possible?

faraskye? HA dont make me laugh. why are you even telling me about how theyre literally a detective and thief which fits the trope perfectly and about how they investigate together and about how they worry about each other and how they both have big dreams about their careers in the future which theyre super passionate about and have entirely planned until something comes in their way?? this is all heterosexual behaviour???

blackmadhi? you mean having opposite designs that are black + edgy and white + holy while having the complete opposite personalities to their outfits and calling each other sad monk and reverse panda while fiercely going off against each other because neither of them can bear to lose and putting up facades to keep others away from their true selves but still caring about their younger siblings and doing anything for their sakes? yeah i dont see it.

junithena? youve got to be kidding. playing together in the woods as children and growing up to still remember each other even when others dont approve and being determined to help her find her true self and being worried that shes anxious while remembering what happens when she does even though its been years and getting mad at anyone who bothers her and sobbing because she gave you an orange and promising to defend her no matter what and taking a risk so that she doesnt get in trouble in court and calling each other nicknames and getting jealous that two people are fighting over her love while calling her a bunch of compliments and being supportive but sad when she gets a crush on a guy for some weird forking reason doesnt mean anything at all.

asoryuu????? whaaaat??? cant believe you ever thought that being certified besties and taking a huge risk so that said bestie wouldnt lose their dream and calling each others partners like every line and that thinking hes the pride and joy of your university and not sleeping in the same bed so you can go into the closet and teasing each other while still showing your unbreakable bond is homosexual activity.

tldr: theyre straight /s and i hate them

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hi this bit is from fae and STOPPPPP WITH THE DANGANRONPA WHAT THE HELL

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I’ve noticed you ship Neil with a lot of people, not just Andrew. I’m also someone who when I’m obsessed with a character I tend to imagine a lot of different potential dynamics in different au’s and multi-ship even when I love the canon romance, so when I see someone else do that I’m always really interested by how they think about it. Could you list all the pairings you like involving Neil and like why/how you enjoy them, can even be by degree (if you want I get if it’s a weird ask lol)

i adore you for sending this anon, fair warning: this is likely gonna be long! i would also like to clarify: NEIL IS DEMISEXUAL❗❗i think he would need to develop a very strong relationship with these people before becoming interested.

neil/andrew: this ones obvious- the mutual understanding? the respect? the communication? the trust? the honesty? both being weirdos? the keys? love that shit. they are without a doubt my all time favourite couple and likely always will be. not to go on forever about these two.. but seriously, one major factor is just how.. accepting of the other they are. especially neil towards andrew who is very misunderstood and judged by many of the other characters consistently. they are the picture of unconditional love to me. that and also the fact that they are very unconventional all just makes me so happy. 🧡 (i would like to add: also, in love with the concept of queerplatonic andreil. and raven!neil x andrew is FUCKING SUPREME)

neil/robin: she's neil's best friend and nora said they do absolutely everything together, attached at the hip. she said the bond between them is unbreakable. and honestly? i see some similarities between crossten and andreil in those aspects. neil sticks up for her when the other foxes bully her. wymack says he is a worse influence on her than andrew ever was lmao. unlike andrew, i think robin would be more open to pda, i still don't think they would kiss in front of people cuz thats just my personal taste but i think they hug A LOT. and i think robin after games will often run and jump into neil's arms 🥺 they are my second favourite ship and i honestly imagine neil dating both robin and andrew at the same time. i've spent way too much time thinking about a poly relationship between the 3 of them.

neil/dan/matt: admittedly i like the neil/dan side of things more than the neil/matt side but i still think they would make a good couple. dan and matt seem to care very deeply for neil (and for each other, and he feels the same way about them) they are so supportive and i think they could really bring out a lot in him.

stay with me on this one okay, neil/seth: ok, i read the ec about how seth and neil used to be close and how seth wears neil's original jersey number and my heart just,, ugh it hurt ok. i've read a few fics where they are friends and i've just fallen in love with their dynamic. i think they have the potential to rlly help each other develop.

neil/allison: you know how everyone talks about the potential of allison and andrew being good friends? because they are so similar?? that's why i love neil and allison together, cuz those ppl arent too far off the mark. further more, neil and allison friendship fics are SO popular. she will literally kiss him, link arms, sit on his lap- i mean omg. they are so close in these fics to dating so i often just imagine they are. neil seems to have so much respect for her in canon and i think that's something ppl dont often give her and i love that about them. there's this one neil/andrew/allison fic that i read which was amazing so i ship that too.

neil/jean: this is much more limited to raven!neil aus where their dynamic is much more interesting and more explored. the fact they would be partners and grow up together... it just... i love it. the fic that really sold me on them is Black As Is The Raven, He'll Get A Partner. (sorry if i remembered that incorrectly) spoiler alert: they don't get together, it's an andreil fic BUT their relationship in it is so fleshed out and its beautiful. canon jean and canon neil i'm much less interested in tbh.

further on from that: in the same fic, theres these ocs called meg and marley and I LOVE THEM. they get recruited to the ravens and are harassed by many of them so neil makes a deal with riko so he (and jean) can be the ones to train them so the others leave them alone. and the dynamic between the entire group, meg, marley, jean and neil is amazing. i ship all of them together i'm ngl.

those are all the ones i can think of rn. just an extra note: any ship that doesn't involve andrew its guaranteed that i imagine neil dating andrew at the same time as he is dating the ppl in the ship.