#i dont want bmc to die out

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fuck guys, a new year means its a whole other divide between be more chill fanfiction made in 2018 and now

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BNHA AU Ideas : Songbird

Also on AO3!

TL;DR: 

Izuku has a powerful quirk: he can give powers to the people around him based on the different songs he sings. Unfortunately, everyone else really wants that quirk and are willing to kidnap him to get it. 

Songbird is an au where Izuku has a quirk that gives a powerup/debuff to anyone that hears what he's singing! The effect depends on the song, or rather, what the song means to him.

He's been kidnapped a lot.

It came in when Izuku was like, 4? The normal time for a quirk to come in. Bakugo thought it was pretty cool, if not as cool as his.

Izuku's favourite powerup at the time was the Mario theme because it gives everyone a jump boost. So we have this little kid enthusiastically shouting the Mario theme as a small pile of kids jump around like maniacs.

Very stressful for all parents involved.

Anyway, the way his quirk works:

With some serious concentration, he can stop it working on specific people around him, but it always affects himself. Trying to limit it's spread for too long will make him pass out.

The shorter the song naturally is, the stronger the effect. His quirk works through speaker and coms but not through pre-recorded audio.

The effects can be really specific and strange, for example, 'Stronger Than You' gives a powerup to two people fighting together that care for each other. 'Radioactive', well, it literally irradiates the people around him and himself. 100% not a song he's allowed to sing.

Each song only works once per day, for the duration of the song. If accidentally, or intentionally, sings the song in a way that stops it from ending, the effect will slowly fade out.

the more a particular song has been used on you / the better you know the song, the better it works on you and the easier it is to control

Anyway, villains quickly get word of this kid running around with a powerful and versatile support quirk. Support quirks aren't super common, and one that works in so many different ways is super valuable. So, they start kidnapping the poor guy.

Obviously getting kidnapped is pretty traumatising for Izuku. It's not super great for Bakugo either, who watched his friend get stuffed into the back of a van by a small pile of villains. He gets saved by All Might. The two kids still have nightmares.

Eventually, he gets kidnapped so many random times each individual attempt is nothing to write home about. He and Bakugo become kind of blasé about the whole thing.

"Midoriya, why didn't you do your homework?"

"He got kidnapped, teach."

Izuku, bleeding sluggishly from a headwound. "Yeah, got kidnapped."

He and Bakugo are going to be heroes. They kind of end up the top dogs of the school, Izuku without meaning it, Bakugo 100% intending for that to happen. They train more than is probably healthy, because at this point it's not just good practise, it's in their best interest in an attempt to ward off more kidnappings.

Izuku has met All Might a depressing number of times, almost always getting saved from the kidnapping of the week. Bakugo is the only person Izuku lets see how all of these kidnappings are effecting him, everyone else just views it as kind of funny that this kid is so chill with getting taken so often.

He's really not, but heroes smile when they're scared, right?

Even if other villains fail, his quirk is just so useful its worth it to give it a go. He can turn a ragtag team of unfit losers into a force to rival pros with the right song choice. Plus, his involvement in all the kidnappings is suppressed for his own safety, so he's never on the news.

Oh yeah, the plan B for the USJ was take Izuku and run.

Aizawa knows about the kid that gets constantly kidnapped, but he doesn't know who it is. At the USJ, Shigiraki creepily calls out 'Hey Songbird!' and he has around 8 'oh shit' moments all at once. Izuku just wants to cry out of frustration.

The only reasons All for One hasn't stolen Izuku's quirk at this point is that All Might constantly rescuing the poor kid is both good entertainment and a good way to get him in one spot. Also he just finds this whole mess kind of funny.

His quirk only works when he's singing, but there is nothing stopping him from singing the tune to classical music! His quirk tends to work better with an instrumental or other people singing along. General power-ups are too risky to use with villains nearby, so it's mostly for disaster work.

None of his songs work on Nomu or people who can't hear (either by blocking their ears or being deaf)

Songbird Izuku kinda gives off a nice but chill air, a lot of people are afraid to talk to him because he's typically pretty popular. Inside he's just as, if not more, anxious than canon Izuku, he's just gotten pretty good at hiding it.

Regarding OFA, All Might considers giving it to him, but doesn't, mostly because he realised Izuku can't say no. It's not fair of him to ask something so big of someone who, because of the position he's been placed in, can't turn you down. He is pretty close with the Midoriya family though and comes over for dinner a lot.

The UA entrance exam is wild. Izuku kicks butt in the written, goes to thank Uraraka for helping him before but Iida stops him. Izukus externally like "Dude, you don't know me. Please calm down." internally he's like "I'M SORRY PLEASE DONT EVEN LOOK AT ME OR ILL DIE".

The announcement rings. He takes a deep breath and starts to sing, taking off after the other students.

First song up is 'Victorious'. It's both a confidence booster and a mild strength boost. He really just needs the confidence at this point. (In the distance, a purple-haired boy who was worried about the exam gets a pep in his step. He tries a little harder.)

Next up is 'Whatever it Takes', a strength and speed up based off the amount of adrenalin currently in your system. Izuku, who is constantly stressed, gets a big boost from this song. He ends up with around 28 villain points by the song, but punching robots with bare skin isn't good for your knuckles.

The 0 pointer appears and he's ready to just leave it behind until he sees the person trapped in its path. No matter how scared he is, no matter how badly he wants to go to UA, he can't leave her there.

He grits his teeth, and starts 'Get Back Up Again'. His quirk is honestly starting to run low, it's not meant to be used back to back to back like this. Still, 'Get Back Up Again' does it's job, temporarily powering up the quirks of those who can hear it. While he just wants it for Uraraka, so she can lift the rock off her legs, it works on him too.

The effects of the songs linger after they complete.

He helps Uraraka free herself from the rock and starts 'What's Up Danger'. Normally its not the strongest, but with the power up, the effects are impressive. The song itself grants luck and skill in equal measure. Normally it's hard to notice, but here it allows him to throw himself up the zero pointer until he reaches the fuse box, pulls out all of the important wires without getting zapped to high heaven, and somehow have stopped the robot in its tracks.

Unfortunately, songs end. His luck doesn't last long enough to give him a safe landing.

But Uraraka was watching him, and she can, stopping him just before he hits the ground. The buzzer goes off a second later and they collapse together, laughing hysterically and trying not to throw up everywhere. Everyone in the area looks a little shell shocked at what they just saw.

All Might looks on from with the other teachers and cheers for the boy he's seen grow from a scared kid to a determined young man. Aizawa is 100% confused and annoyed at this blatant favouritism.

He could write songs, but the catch is his quirk works with the emotions he has towards the song and his automatic reaction to it. There is a big chance that if he wrote them himself, each song would have the same effect as the other.

Please consider though, a classmate like Jirou writing him a song. That song would probably give a strong healing effect / widespread warm and fuzzy feelings.

A few fun ones:

Duel commandments from Hamilton should let you shoot air bullets

This is Halloween: i lowkey want it to be that people transform into their costumes, or something simple like it makes people glow like jack o lanterns

The Cha Cha Slide: its something he only does for fun, because it also forces him (and everyone else in the area) to do the cha cha slide

Thunder by imagine dragons electrifies everyone who hears it, so please consider a small swarm of zappy children

Upgrade from BMC gives your quirk an ‘upgrade’ or mutation. 

Hey Little Songbird from Hadestown causes earth to creep up the legs of anyone who hears it. It can’t be shaken off.

Deviltown by cavetown causes the temperature around to drop dramatically. Again, if you can’t hear the song, the temperature feels normal for you.

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MuSiCaL cRaCk ThEoRy

warnings: this started out as a shit post and then it just kinda... well you’ll see (ps this is satire pls dont be mad at me)

Heathers, BMC, and DEH all take place at the same high school!!!!!!!1!

for the first bit of evidence for this theory we look to none other than Beautiful

- “Why do I cry myself to sleep?”: This line pertains to virtually all the characters in BMC and DEH

- Both the parties in Heathers and BMC have weed and personal destruction, whether it be 3rd degree burns from a fire or death 

next we look to Dead Girl Walking

You might think this song is about the Heathers planning Veronica’s downfall, but it is actually about them planning to remove Veronica’s SQUIP. Veronica has become too powerful, therefore it is Mountain Dew Red time 

after the Halloween party Rich was almost “totally dead” not unlike the high schools other dead gay sons, Kurt and Ram

JASON DEAN TAUGHT MICHAEL MELL HOW TO FREEZE YOUR BRAIN AFTER JEREMY GOT HIS SQUIP

Connor Murphy did not actually die. Evan, Jared, Alana, and Zoe have all been squipped and their SQUIPs have turned on optic nerve blocking for Connor

Veronica and Jared had the same creative writing class which is why they are good and both forging handwriting and mimicing someones typing style

the reason why Heather C is red and Heather D is green is that Heather C was the first to realize that SQUIPs were dangerous but Heather D liked the clout she gained from her SQUIP and wanted everyone else to be squipped

This is also why Michael and Jared wear red, they are good boys trying to stop chaos

Jeremy wears a blue and red striped shirt in the beginning to show his neutrality to the SQUIP but also foreshadows his advocacy against the pill

Evan and Veronica wear blue to symbolise their neutrality towards the SQUIP but also to show that they have their own reasons for wanting to be SQUIPPED

Lifeboat/Michael in the Bathroom

Blue/Do You Wanna Hang

Sincerely, Me/ Me Inside of Me

Halloween/Big Fun

Shine A  Light/You Will Be Found

A Guy That I’d Kinda Be Into/If I Could Tell Her all parallel each other, respectively. This can only mean that obviously the musicls all take place in the same canon. 

[valhalla-awaitsfor-us]

Maze Runner and BMC!!!

Thanks Steph, I really nedded to do something like this rn hahaha

The Maze Runner

The first character i ever fell in love with:Newt/Chuck

A character that i used to love/like, but now do not: No One actually. Usually if I change my mind over a characters is for the better.

A ship that i used to love/like, but now do not: Newt/Thomas. Still ship them but not as intensely as before

My ultimate favorite character™: Newt

Prettiest character: Newt? hahaha Newt or Minho

My most hated character: I dont necessarily hate her, but I never could really like Teresa.

My OTP: Again, Newtmas, but I also ADORE newt/Minho

My NOTP: Thomas/Teresa

Favorite episode: Fav book? The first one probably, but The Scorch Trials is really good too. ( GROUP B!!!)

Saddest death: Its Newt. Ofc It is… but I cried with Chuck more becuase I didnt knew he was going to die. Someone spoiled me Newt´s.

Favorite season: Im gonna take this one as fav movie. THE FIRST ONE!! WHAT THE FUCK WERE THOSE OTHER 2 MOVIES?!?

Least favorite season: The third movie was a disaster.

Character that everyone else in the fandom loves, but i hate: I dont think they hate her, but Brenda is a fucking badass with a cool past and her relationship with Jorge was amazing.

My ‘you’re piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave: GALLY.

My ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave:Newt/Chuck

My ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it’ ship: I dont think any of my ships are wrong and nasty hahahha

My ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship: Thomas/Teresa and Thomas/Brena… although I enjoy Thomas and Brenda way more, especially in the third book were you can see them really connecting and Brenda being herself for the first time.

Be More Chill

The first character i ever fell in love with: Michael.

A character that I used to love/like, but now do not: Like I said, If I Like/love a characters ir really hard for me to just stop doing it. So noone

A ship that i used to love/like, but now do not:Michael/Jeremy. I ship them but Im not that into this fandom like I used to, so I dont ship them like before.

My ultimate favorite character™: Michael

Prettiest character: Jake? hahah I would have to go for Michael again because GLASSES™. Also Brooke.

My most hated character: I CANT HATE ANYONE… Chloe and Jake and Jeremys mom.

My OTP: Jeremy/Michael?

My NOTP: Every ship is so valid. Seriously, the chemistry of this characters as out of this world. But Im not THAT into Chloe/Brooke and Jake/Rich because I don’t really care for Jake and Chloe.

Favorite episode: Im gonna take this as Fav song. Michael in the Bathroom and The pants song.

Saddest death: The squip? lol

Favorite season:-

Least favorite season: least fav song? Mmmm “Wanna ride?” Idk hahah

Character that everyone else in the fandom loves, but i hate: like I said, everyone love Chloe and Jake because theay are aprt of their ships… but I really dont care for them at all.

My ‘you’re piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave:  RIIIICH. MY BOOOOY

My ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave: Brooke had her heart broken. my poor girl.

My ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, But i still love it’ ship: Again, I dont think any of my ships are nasty

My ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship: Jeremy/Christine Michael/Rich

 Thaaanks my dude @asttralhell

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Be More Chill OBCR 💛💊

So the bmc obcr has been out for a bit now, (and I love it so very much) so I decided to write down all of my favourite things it- if not for other bmc fans but for myself. Enjoy reading through everything I love!!!

****This is not finished, but I ran over the character limit so I’ll be constantly updating this on reblogs! Look out for the most recent ones!!!****

(Btw It’s not all new additions to the album but just everything)

Jeremy’s Theme:

I mean. I love the be more chill band so much.

With the universal Be More Chill sound?

How could I not love this!!!!

And the amazing theremin?

(That’s what that instrument is called)

(I looked up ‘electric stick instrument’ to figure out what it was)

It’s just terrific

100000000/10

More Than Survive:

Will Roland’s voice (and Will Roland in general)

How unenthusiastic ‘good morning, time to start the day’ is

The addition of the parts part between Jeremy and mr. heere on the recording

‘Dude!’ (Weight the options)

‘Oh god!’

Will Roland’s voice (and Will Roland in general)

When the whole cast comes in on the third ‘c-c-c-come on!’

The new hallway lines (I’ve literally never noticed him before)

The dramatic music when Rich writes on Jeremy’s backpack

‘Oh! It’s a sign up for the after school play!’ *pause* ‘It’s a sign up sheet for getting called gay’

‘End scene’

‘Christiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine’ (new harmonies+notes ahhhhh!!!!!!)

‘No need to wallow, no’

Will Roland’s voice (and Will Roland in general)

MICHAEL!!!!

Just George Salazar

Just Michael Mell

‘You look like ass, what’s wrong?’

‘My mothers would be thrilled!’

‘That’s... good?’

[I was gonna say] ‘Getting atoned in my basement’

THE CHRISTINE HARMONIES YALL HAVE MY HEART

The band is so incredible I can’t

The ooooooooooooooo harmonies when Jeremy is signing up for the play

‘Gayyyyyy!’

‘I like gay people’

THE WHOLE LEAD UP TO MORE THAN SURVIVE ITS SO SOFT AND GENUINE WILL YOU WONDERFUL HUMAN

‘Whyyyy’

‘And teach me how to thrive’

THE INSTRUMENTS COMING IN AT THAT PART THEN THE NANANANANA’S

I LITERALLY LOVE THIS SO MUCH THIS PART GIVES ME CHILLS

Will’s bits AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

‘SUR VIIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIII VEEE!’

‘GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GOOOOO GO!’

I Love Play Rehearsal

Stephanie Hsu. Just. She’s a queen. No- a goddess

The way she says ‘because it is fun.’

And the pause between ‘because it is fun’ and ‘...I love play rehearsal’

‘not depressed as in like’ bit

MAD GIGANTIC FEELINGS

‘I also have a touch of ADD

where was I?

Oh, right!’

‘The way it works out in the Pla-aa-y’

‘Centre of attention’

‘That was, really one of my best roles’ THAT VOICE💛

‘Do you find that? *pause that Jeremy clearly cant respond in time* Cause I totally find that!’

‘Why-y-y-y-y’

‘I *punch* LOVE *punch* PLAY REHEARSAL!’

‘Hives’

‘Why’m’

‘There’s also a part of me that wants to do this *adorable weird noises* yasss’

‘So I did it *giggles*’

‘My brain is like bzzz, my heart is like wow’

‘And it’s starrrrrting,

starrrrrting

it’s starrrrrrting,

sooooooooooooooon’

More Than Survive (Reprise)

I’m sorry. A NEW SONG?!

I LOVE IT AND THE TONE AND TUNE AND BAND AND WILL

the fact that ‘at least I didn’t have a breakdown, and have to go to the nurse’ suggest that this has happened to Jeremy before I NEED TO PROTECT HIM

Just the whole set up- it’s what touching my hand aimed to do but shorter and wonderful

The Squip Song:

I realise I’ve added this to everything but Gerard Canonico and his voice I love him

The start instrumental

The way he sings ‘girlfriend’ (idk why i just love)

‘Gross’

‘Futile quest’

‘I would trip!’

‘Then then, Then then, Then then, Then then, Then then, Then then, I got a SQUIP!’

‘You got quick?!!’ Jeremy is so excited aw

‘Not quick. SQUIP’

That entire conversation

Just the entire: It's from Japan

It's a gray, oblong pill

Quantum nano-technology CPU

The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until

It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do’ part

And of course ‘so... it’s like drugs?’

*deep breath*

‘IT’S FROM JAPAAAAAAAAAAN!’

The techno ness on Rich’s voice

The band

THE HARMONIES

‘Almost hopeless’

‘Yeah, your whole life will flip’

‘Squi-I-I-p’

ALL OF THE SQUIIIIIP BITS WOAH rich GO OFF

Two-Player Game:

Can I just say- one of the cutest songs ever

The part where the intro is all slow after Jeremy and Michael are yelling so excitedly I laugh at it every time

The whole intro sequence basically

The band is amazing

Will and George’s voice’s sound so good together 💛

Michael YOU ARE SO DAMN CUTE

‘pac-man tattoo!’

‘Guys like us!’

‘Listen, bro’

Zombie! Watch out! Ah! Aoh! Awww’

Will’s voice ahhhhHH

‘Dude, I know, I get it!’

‘But we’re not in college’

‘All the same’

‘Ahh! Ohh... ZOMBIE! BLOOD! CLAWS! Pause’

YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE NY FAVOURITE PERSON IS SO CUTE

‘I’m your favworite pwerson’

JEREMY’S CUTE LIL ‘yes! *giggle*’

‘Conquer it!’

‘Two... PLAYER GAME!!!’

THE BAND IS SO AMAZING

‘Two player gammmmmme!’

THE LAST FEW HARMONIES I LOVE

The Squip Enters:

Woah it’s so short but I have so much to say

STARTING OFF BY JUST SAYING HOW GREAT THE BAND AND SOUND DESIGN FOR THIS IS I MEAN WOW

Jason Tam’s Squip voice 💛

‘What the hell?!’

Will’s screaming and yelling and noises I love

Christine is so concerned!!!!!!!

‘Mild?!?!’

Jake. That’s all. 💛

‘Oh- wait. I’m fine. I jus-‘

‘Discomfort level may increase’ *yelling intensifies*

‘Welcome to your Super Quantum Unit Intel Processer. Your SQUIP.’

Jeremy is so awestruck and cute

‘You look like Keanu Reeves!’

‘But I can see you may prefer to take instructions from Batman, Beyoncé, a sexy anime cat girl with a tail’ ‘KEANU’S FINE’

‘Can everyone see you?’ ‘I exist only in your mind. All they see is you having an animated conversation with yourself- so don’t do that.’

‘Like in X-Men?’ ‘I can see this is going to be difficult’ OH BURN OH DAMN I LOVE IT WOAHH (really tho this makes me laugh so much every time)

‘You want to be more chill?’

‘Oh, you mean cool!’

‘I do not’

Be More Chill, Pt. 1:

Okay but the Squip enters moves so smoothly into be more chill pt.1 woah

NEW INTRODUCTION ITS AMAZING

The ‘c-c-c-Come on’

THE ENTIRE KEY THAT THE BEW INTRO IS IN THO

THE WAY JASON SINGS ‘outdated’ assffhfkglsherb

‘I’ve arrived now, this is not a drill’

‘Be. More. Chill’

‘wow’ (Jeremy you’re so cute)

‘Oh but I am a masturbator’ ‘we’ll fix that’

‘I thought I was more of a... geek?’

‘Wha- stammer? N- I I I. I don’t stamme-‘

‘Non existent’

‘Buh’ ‘Uh-’ ‘Buh?’ ‘Uh!-‘ ‘No.’ ‘UH!’ ‘Stop.’ ‘DOGH!’

‘Everything about you is so terrible’ ‘Terrible?’ ‘Teribble’ ‘oh’

Jeremy sounds so dejected and sad on that ‘oh’ I need to protect him

‘....makes me wanna die’ *hyperventilating*

‘So DONT freak out’

‘It says Eminem’

‘If you’re so astute, what’d’ya need me for?’

‘I envision a future in which you wear a Eminem shirt and things turn out well’ *foreshadowing*

When the whole cast starts singing ‘everything about you sucks’ you can hear individual voices in it and at one point I swear you can hear George doing some weird voice and I love it

‘Now you try picking a shirt’ ‘That’s a girls shirt’

‘Jerry?’

‘Jerry-me’ or ‘Jerry-my’ (I always think of Jeremy being shocked about Chloe talking to him so he’s just like ‘Jerry? Me!’

‘Oh- Hi, Brooke’

‘You look sexy.’ ‘I cant say that to a hot girl- AOWWW’

‘LOOKING-PRETTY-SEXY-BROOKAHH’

‘No! Yess (????!)’

The entire round part I LOVE IT

‘Just like this HAHA’ SO ADORABLE

‘So who was this mystery girl?’

‘Oh you’ve probably never heard of (SQUIP HELP ME OUT HERE)’

‘Madeline’

‘What.’

‘She’s Fre-e-e-e-e-ench!’

‘She is not French! She just pretends to be for attention’ *radiating disdain*

Brooke is SO CUTE

‘Yeah- I mean- (????!!!!!)’

‘Because she was cheating on me-E-eeee-E-eeee-Eeeeeeh’ (YES I LOVE)

‘Hey. Hamlet. Be. More. Chill’

Leading into do you wanna ride!!!!

Do You Wanna Ride?

Okay but Lauren Marcus is literally amazing

And Brooke is amazing

The way the Squip and Jeremy day ‘Yes!’ At the sane time

‘Mich-ael’

Brooke is trying so hard to be seductive and it’s so damn cute

‘Do you wanna get inside my mothers car?’

‘Ah, hah’

‘We gotta stop for frozen yogurt first!’

When the incredible Katlyn Carson comes in GO CHLOE

Harmonies 💛💛

The band 💛💛

And, of course:

‘PII-IIINNNIN-IN-IN-IN-INK berrrrryyyyy

*giggles* ‘Au revoir’

SHE’S BEING FRENCH TO IMPRESS JEREMY

SHE’S SO CUTE

Be More Chill, Pt. 2

‘Repeat after me’

‘Everything about me is just... terrible’

‘Good.’

THE SQUIP IS SO MANIPULATIVE

‘Everything about you makes me wanna die’

‘Everything about me makes me... wanna die?’

‘Now you’ve got it.’

THE WAY THE BAND COMES IN

‘ABout you’

THE CAST

JASON TAM

‘Cool’ ‘Cool!’ ‘And powerful’ ‘wow!’ ‘And popular’ ‘*giggles* ‘incredible’ ‘woah!’

The accordion thing in the aforementioned section? Amazing

‘You wi-i-i-i-i-i-ill’

‘Be More Chilll! *giggles*’ JEREMY YOU ARE SUCH A PRECIOUS BEAN

*squip, probably face-palming* ‘be more chill’

THE CAST

Sync Up

*ahem* SCREAMING

THIS NEW SONG

IS AMAZING

I

LITERALLY

CANNOT

I have so much to say

Let’s go

First of all, the original more than survive reprise starts us off. I love it

‘C-c-c-Cmon, c-c-c-cmon go g-AHHH!’

‘I’m inside your brain’

I can’t write all of the lyrics as highlights but just know that all of the lyrics are highlights

‘Let’s sync up!’

‘Those facts are not mutually exclusive’

I LOVE HOW THIS SONG SHOWS EVERYONES FLAWS AND FEARS

‘I’m shook, I’m blah, I’m just-’ ‘there-there’ ‘Brooke!’ ‘I’m sorry’ ‘it’s not fair’ ‘Yeah?’ ‘I know’ ‘oh we so sync up’

That entire bit I just

‘But as soon as she shares it, they ignore her’ ‘that’s sad. What should I do?’ *pause* ‘you should ignore her*

‘Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-A’

‘The only controller you need is your mind!’

‘Looks like Jeremy’s killin’’

The electronic ‘lets sync up’ bits

THE BAND IS SO AMAZING THE ELECTRONIC COMPONENTS AND THE EVERYTHING

[gay-jesus-probably]

You have a lot of fans wondering what happened to you in fan fiction. Like me. My gay Jesus, where has our savior gone?

...bro....

Okay first things first: that is probably the nicest thing anyones ever said to me???? holy shit anon i love you.

Secondly... yeah theres not really an excuse here, i just... havent been feeling it. 

Not helped by the fact that I got a new laptop back in the spring, and while I transfered all my files over no problem, I was pirating microsoft word on my old computer, and my usual source of pirated materials (read: dad) gave me a file for it that my computer immediately read as a nasty virus and now refuses to ever interact with again, so. while i have everything, and can look at it whenever I want, i can’t interact with my files in any way shape or form. like, no edits, no additions, i can’t even fucking copy+paste. So I’m using google docs now, except with literally all of my WIPs, the outlining and new chapter files were not complete. So if I want to do any work on them, then it’ll have to be split between beginning on a Word doc, and then picking up on google docs partway through, which seems real fuckin inconvenient so it hasn’t happened yet.

My options are to either cough up and buy the microsoft package, which i dont have the money for, or to find a better pirate source, which is also not an option bcause dad is a giant drama queen and he flips shit and has a guilt trip meltdown if he thinks hes not being appreciated, so me informing him his pirated word didnt work several months after he gave it to me? will not go over well, so there is not a chance in hell i’m doing that. The only solution is to go on my old laptop where i CAN alter the files, and copy-paste them all into google docs, but like... hooooly shit. we’re talking a lot of content here. my outlines tend to get... lengthy, because they’re mostly me rambling to myself. and there’s a lot of WIP projects i’ve got. basically i COULD handle it, but i’m too lazy to actually do so lmao, especially since the whole process would take twice as long cause my old laptop has some case damage around the hinge, which is also by the power button, and means that if the screen moves at all there is a 75% chance it will turn off the laptop. and that gets real old real fast.

All that clusterfuck aside, if we’re talking specific projects, then the rough summary is under the readmore:

Displacement and Division: Haven’t been feeling it. Don’t think I’ve written any new content since I last updated, which was... aaa while ago. I promise, no matter how long it takes, I AM coming back to this one. It’s too far to walk now. It just... may take awhile. Doesn’t help that the outlines and a fair chunk of the next chapter for both fics are locked up in Word. Don’t obsessively check for updates, but hang in there. I’m coming back.

Hooked Into A Machine and Nobody’d Even Notice At All: Both were initially created due to the Great Gods of Hyperfixation causing me to lock into Be More Chill when i discovered it, quickly burn through the entire fandom, and start frantically producing my own content out of sheer frustration. When the hyperfixation wore off... i was able to enjoy non-BMC content again, and wandered off. Whenever I wander back in, updates will occur. ...Don’t hold your breath on these.

Ghost in the Machine: Mix of the two problems, as it was written in the middle of a hardcore Tron hyperfixation, and when I came down, I wandered away. Chapter 3 is about halfway done, only problem is that’s... all locked in Word. Yeah. There’ll probably be more whenever I come back to Tron. It ain’t dead yet.

Cold Flame/Lunam Ignis: Honestly, trying to write a full blown fic of this concept was probably stretching it a bit for me. I had ideas and scenes for Axelnort in DDD, and I wanted to use them, but I felt the need to build up to them first. That... was a mistake, because I didn’t really have anything for Days, and only a handful of stuff for KHII. Honestly, I’d safely call Lunam Ignis dead, I have 0 plans of coming back to that one.

Seemingly Simple Things: These were two blurbs written as a joke, that I probably should not have tried to continue. Don’t expect a chapter 3... well, ever. Apologies all, but I feel anything further would roll over from ‘funny’ to ‘forced’, and I’d rather not. It be like that sometimes.

I’m pretty sure that’s all of my WIPs? If any of these made you go ‘wait what the fuck when was that’, I’ve got an AO3 and an FF.net account, and tbh? my crossposting is not reliable. Some are on both, but a fair amount of fics have just been posted to one or the other. It be like that.

I know I’ve been dead since January (on FF.net) and April (on AO3), but you are going to have to wait a bit - we’re back into NaNo season, so fic is not high on the priority list at the current moment. Apologies, fam.

And now the good news! I AM still writing plenty! Just, none of its gotten to the point of being postable. I’ve had some less intense small fandom hyperfixation frustration fic bursts, so if anyone’s also into TribeTwelve, Stand Still Stay Silent, or Check Please!, then there may be some content going up from those - I’ve got multiple fics in progress for all of those that aren’t just self indulgent fuckery, and will be posted if I can work on them enough to make the plausible.

As for my WIP’s, as I said above, Ghost in the Machine DOES have a chapter 3 about halfway done, and a complete outline for part 1, so that finishing is looking very good whenever I get around to it.

With Displacement, while the next chapter doesn’t have much, the outlines done through to part 7, so I know exactly where we’re steering this trainwreck, and I’ve got a few rough drafts of key scenes in part 4 and 5. I’ve also started on interludes 4 and 5. For those curious, interlude 4 is several non-Evie clones in the 420th unknowingly re-enacting Die Hard, and Michelle’s hair dye saves the day while also causing some truly impressive property damage. The stains left by that incident are never coming out. Interlude 5 is less fun, and more character exploration - namely, the main characters and their thoughts on Michelle. After the events of Part 5, trust me - there’s going to be a LOT of conflict in that area. Especially from Obi-Wan.

As for Division, while I admit the outline is a lot more shaky, and there’s less actual work done, I DO know who the cast is and what I’m doing with them, and I’ve got some rough drafts of crucial scenes, even if I don’t know exactly where those scenes happen yet. It’s gonna be a ride, yall.

And the final, most important piece of good news: As I’m sure you’ve noticed, i am a bitch that really likes talking about their writing. Literally anyone can hit me up asking about anything of mine, and I will probs spam you with a small essay, such as I just did. Tbh, if someone actually did message me to talk about my writing, I give it like a few hours of chatting before I’m linking that someone to a relevant google doc, and/or explaining the entire plot. ...Provided they’re cool with the spoilers, mind you. I ask that first. So seriously - while updates may not be coming until december at the earliest, if you want something to tide you over, be it rough drafts or just paragraphs of information, hit me up. I am literally always down to enthusiastically rant about my writing lmao.

...That goes twice as hard for my original projects, fyi, if someone sent me a message asking about my NaNo project I’d probably cry with joy and tell them everything. it helps me Plot.

The other benefit to messaging me is that I have good cats who are very cute and loving, and I have a compulsive need to show Every Single Person i interact with pics of them, so that’s another inevitable to talking to me.

look at these good kids

[janethepegasus]

BMC Miraculous AU RP Thing: Cookie Run

An RP me and @pika-ace did relating to the BMC Miraculous AU, and yes you read the title right, an akuma based off of Cookie Run does a thing to the Holders, and a LOT of Cookie Run related stuff happens here.

(The bell rings for the end of the school day and everyone walks out. Jeremy and Eric get their things and they walk out of the school together.) (They talk for a bit, but then Eric notices a small figure passing by carrying a phone in its tiny hands)

Eric: Hm?

Jeremy: *looks at Eric* What is it? :/c

Eric: I thought I saw something...

(Eric looks again and sees the small figure passing by again)

(Eric starts to move after it and Jeremy follows)

(They move closer and closer towards the thing until they can see a small ginger bread man that's alive and is carrying a smartphone in it's tiny hands)

Jeremy: Whaaaaaat The fuuuuuuuuu-?!

Eric: What...am i looking at?? Akuma Cookie: A living, talking Ginger Bread Cookie! THAT'S what you're looking at! >:/

Jeremy: But...But Why...?

Akuma Cookie: Akuma, that's why! >:/

(Eric keeps Jeremy behind him)

Akuma Cookie: Anyway, i'm looking for some Holders, have ya seen em? >:3c

Jeremy: Uh.....no? *sweats nervously*

Akuma Cookie: Hm...you sure? Cause i could've sworn i saw two of them walking down here... :/c

Jeremy: What did they look like?

Akuma Cookie: Hmm...kinda like you two. *smirks evilly* In fact...i think they're in front of me right now! >:3

Eric: Run. Run, now!

(Eric and Jeremy run as fast as they can, however, Akuma Cookie raises the phone high, and the phone shines a spot light on the two, making freeze in their tracks)

Jeremy: What?!

Akuma Cookie: Heh, i'm not gonna let you two go! Once i see ya, you're already mine! >:3

(They struggle and try to move)

Akuma Cookie: It's no use tryin' to escape, Holders! I'm gonna put ya in the perfect place to trap ya! >:3 (The screen on the phone glows and suddenly, a magical force starts sucking Eric and Jeremy towards the phone)

(They both cry out and try to resist) Jeremy: Dad What do we do?!?

Eric: I don't know!! (They struggle and try very hard to resist, but the magical force gets worse and worse, making them closer to the phone)

(They both cry out and keep struggling)

(Eventually, they got close to the phone and they get sucked into the phone)

Akuma: Two down >:3

(Akuma Cookie runs off to find other Holders to capture) (Meanwhile in the phone, or the game Cookie Run for that matter, Eric and Jeremy stir and they feel intense heat around them)

Jeremy: *sniffs* ...Why does everything smell delicious?

(They open their eyes and they see that they're in an oven, but everything around them seems so big)

Eric: Oh god...

(They look around and see gingerbread men around them, laying on the steel cooking sheet.)

Jeremy: Oh god...we’re being cooked!!! D:

Eric: Oh god, what do we- (Just then, Eric noticed something on himself, that he is now a living gingerbread man)

Eric: JEREMY!!

Jeremy: What?!

Eric: Look at me!! *blinks* Oh god look at YOU!!

Jeremy: Wha? *looks at himself*

(He sees that he’s a cookie) Jeremy: Oh god we ARE being cooked!!!

Jeremy: I don't wanna die in an oven!!! DX

Eric: T-There’s got to be a way out of here!

(Eric and Jeremy look around for a way out, while panicking at the same time) (But then, Eric noticed another living gingerbread man trying to open the over door)

Eric: Oh god...we’re not the only ones?!

(The gingerbread cookie looks back and sees Eric and Jeremy) Gingerbrave: Hey! Can you two help me break out of this oven?!

Jeremy: Dont need to ask us twice!!

(Eric and Jeremy run up towards the oven door and they help Gingerbrave try to open the oven door)

(They push as hard as they can)

Eric: C'mon...!! (They keep pushing, even a few cookies stepped in to help them)

(Finally the oven door opens)

Eric: Finally!! Gingerbrave: FREEDOM!!!! (All the cookies, including Eric and Jeremy, leap out of the oven and start running)

Jeremy: Now what?!

Gingerbrave: We run! Follow me! (Eric and Jeremy run alongside Gingerbrave and the other cookies, as they run through the kitchen)

Jeremy: Dad, do you think we can transform like this??

Eric: One way to find out! (They both transform, resulting in their costumes appearing on their cookie bodies)

Leo: Huh, Okay!

(They keep running alongside the cookies until they managed to escape the kitchen and run out to a nearby garden)

Cyber: Are we safe?

Gingerbrave: For now, once we get our energy back, we can run more!

Leo: Okay now what? Are we in a phone game or something?

Cyber: Seems like it, after all, we did enter this world through a phone. :/

Leo: Then how do we get out?? We gotta warn the others about this akuma!

Cyber: I have no idea, hopefully we would find a way out... (Meanwhile in the real world, Akuma Cookie runs through the city, carrying the phone, but then stops when he spots Jordan)

Akuma: Aha! >:3

Akuma: Found ya! >:3 *runs towards Jordan*

(The cookie lands right in front of Jordan...only to land too close and almost get stepped on)

Akuma: AHHHHH!!!! DX

(The akuma glares at Jordan’s back) Akuma: How dare...? >:((((

Akuma Cookie: *screams* HEY!! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING BUD!!! >:((((

(Jordan blinks and stops)

Jordan: Wha...?

(He turns around and sees the cookie) Jordan: .....The fuck?

Akuma Cookie: Ya almost stepped on me, and all ya have to say is "The fuck"?! >:/

Jordan: Oh lemme guess, you’re an akuma; only an akuma would be that rude >:/ Akuma: >:O

Akuma Cookie: Okay for that, i'm gonna do my thing! >:/ (Akuma Cookie lifts up the phone and a light freezes Jordan in his tracks, then a magical force starts pulling Jordan towards the phone)

Jordan: Hey! What the hell?!

(The magical force keeps pulling Jordan in until he gets sucked into the phone)

Akuma: That's three!

Akuma: Now to find more! >:3 (Akuma Cookie runs off to find more Holders)

(Meanwhile, Jordan wakes up)

Jordan: Wha...?!

(He sits up and looks around)

(He finds himself in the oven, but the oven door is open)

Jordan: Oh thank god...

(But then, he sees someone approaching the oven door, seeing the shadow of a witch like figure) (Then, they slowly close the oven door)

Jordan: NO! *he runs up to the door*

(He runs as fast as he can and he leaps out of the oven)

(Jordan runs as fast as he can, transforming without a second thought to run faster)

(He keeps running until he manages to escape the kitchen and run towards a garden)

Timber: Where the hell did I end up?!

Timber: *looks at himself and sees he’s now a gingerbread cookie* And What the hell did I turn into?!

(He runs into the garden)

(He keeps running until he spots a few figures in the distance)

Timber: Who's that?

(He approaches closer and sees the figures more clearly; its Cyber, Leo, and a bunch of other living Cookies)

Timber: Will! :D

(Cyber perks up, hearing Timber’s voice)

(Cyber turns and sees him running towards them) Cyber: Jordan! :D

(Timber runs towards them until he tackle hugs Cyber)

(Timber lifts Cyber up and spins him around a bit before putting him down) Timber: Am I glad to see you!

Cyber: Same with you!

Timber: *takes in Cyber's appearance* Well, don't you look delicious ;3

(Cyber blushes)

Cyber: Shut up X3c (Leo makes a gagging noise) Random cookie: Get a pantry!

Timber: Oh shut it! >:/

(They have a quick kiss)

Gingerbrave: Aaaanyway, we should get moving again. *gets ready to run* C’mon guys let’s go!

(They start to run) Timber: Is anyone else here?

Cyber: So far it’s just the three of us. But I bet the Akuma is gonna capture more.

Timber: Oh shit...did you guys wake up in an oven?

Leo: Yeah we did!

Timber: So did I! Everyone's gonna be separated in here if they're coming in one or two at a time!

Leo: Yeah, they’ll be left in the dust if they start running through this place now!

Cyber: But how can we find a way out of here? If we wait, the akuma will have caused much more damage!

Leo: I have no idea! But it has to be somewhere!

Leo: So...so we wait or not? Timber: Well...I guess we could split up. One or two of us could stay here while another goes and looks for an exit

Leo: Alright, So who’s gonna stay?

Timber: Well I should probably stick with Will either way so he doesn't get himself eaten or something Cyber: ExCUSE me, I can take care of myself- Timber: No, no you can't -_-

Cyber: Yes i can! I can capable of taking care of myself! >:/

Timber: Maybe in the real world but NOT when we're in these other dimensions. Do I need to list off all the times and places you decided to go off yourself only to get

yourself nearly killed?

Cyber: ...Fair point. >_>

Cyber: So since I don't want Leo out in this world by himself, Jordan and I will look for an exit and Leo will wait for the others

Leo: Okay, sounds like a plan!

Timber: Alright, sounds good to me

Cyber: Alright, let's go.

Leo: Be careful out there

Timber: We will!

(Cyber and Timber run off and Leo finds a spot to sit in the garden to wait)

(But then one of the cookie notices Leo sitting down) GingerBright: Uhh...aren't you gonna run with us? :/c

Leo: Uh, I got a few friends I'm waiting on

GingerBright: But didn't all of us escape the oven? Leo: Well uh- (Suddenly, a whole batch of new cookies comes running in and the crowd drags Leo with them)

Leo: Whoa Hey!

Knight Cookie: Onward to freedom!! (The new batch of cookies and the other cookies run through the garden while dragging Leo with them) (Meanwhile in the real world, Akuma Cookie keeps running around the city, looking for any Holders)

Akuma: Run Run Run as fast as you can, you can’t hide from me I’m...Uh...dammit I need a rhyme

(He keeps running until he spots Joe in the distance)

Akuma: Ooooh!

Akuma: Time to capture the boss of the Holders! >:3

(He runs up to him) Akuma: Hey! Lose a few kids? >:3

(Joe looks at Akuma Cookie in confusion) Joe: ......What on Earth am i looking at...?

Akuma: You're worst nightmare! I already snatched three of your kids! >:3

Joe: Wait, what?

???: Dad? (The akuma turns and sees Post coming towards them; the akuma grins and runs over to Post)

(He runs up to Post) Akuma: Hello, i'm your worst nightmare! >:3

Post: Wha- (The akuma jumps up and kicks him in the chest with his tiny legs, but Post falls onto his back regardless and the akuma activates his phone)

(A light shines on Post, freezing him in his tracks, and a magic force starts pulling Post towards the phone)

Joe: What are you doing?!

Akuma: I'm capturing him! Soon he'll be trapped in the phone! >:3

(Post squirms and tries to move and Lin and Michael happen upon the scene as well) Michael: Post?!

Post: Guys!! Help me!! DX (Post struggles to move until he gets sucked into the phone)

Joe: NO!!! Lin: Holy shit!

Akuma: Now i got four kids! >:3

Akuma: Just two more!

(Akuma Cookie looks and sees Michael and Lin)

(He starts sucking them in too)

Lin and Michael: AHH!!

(They get sucked in and the Akuma faces a fuming Joe)

Akuma: Aww what's the matter? Angry that i took your kids? You can join them if you want! >:3

(Joe transforms)

(Owl charges towards Akuma Cookie, but Akuma Cookie uses the phone to shine the light on him to freeze him in his tracks) Akuma: Gotcha! >:3

(Owl is sucked into the phone) Akuma: And that's the big seven >:3

Akuma: Now, to find the rest of them! >:3 (Akuma Cookie runs off to find the other Holders) (Meanwhile in the game, Post, Lin, Michael, and Owl wake up and find themselves in an oven)

(They all react about as well as to be expected)

Post: AHH!!! IT'S TOO HOT IN HERE!!! DX

Lin: Where's the exit!!???

Michael: OH GOD I DON'T WANNA DIE IN HERE!!! DX

(They run to the oven door)

(The over door was closed, so they try to push it open)

(Eventually they push it open and run out)

(They run as fast as they can through the kitchen)

(They soon make it to the garden)

(They run for a bit until they stop to catch their breath)

Michael: Okay...where are we and why are we cookies?!?!

Lin: I have no idea! XS Owl: Hmm... *thinks for a bit while observing themselves and the area, then he gets it* I think...i know what game this is...

Post: Which one?

Owl: It's a game called "Cookie Run", i seen Jane play this game all the time on her phone.

Michael: Oh yeah!

Owl: So i believe this akuma trapped us in a world based off that game, and fittingly, we turn into living gingerbread men, to fit the world we're in now.

Lin: Oh great

Post: So how are we gonna get out? :/c

Owl: I guess...play the game?

Lin: And how we do that? Owl: Run. Just run, avoid obstacles, and just keep running. Michael: Soo...it's an endless runner? Owl: For the game itself, not exactly, since i do recall the game having a time limit. But i believe here, we just keep running until we find something to get us out

of here.

Michael: Okay then... (The others transform)

(They start running through the garden) (Meanwhile with Cyber and Timber, they search through the game's world to find some kind of exit, they searched through forests, caves, and all kinds of lands but

still no luck of finding an exit)

Timber: Jesus, everything's just out to get ya, huh?

Cyber: Yeah apparently...

(They keep wandering through, avoiding more obstacles, needing to watch each other's backs quite a bit)

(They keep wandering through the land, watching each other's backs. However, they are unaware of two large claws made out of candy canes slowly hovering towards them)

(Timber's ear twitch and he sniffs the air) Cyber: Something wrong? Timber: I just...feel like something's off...

Cyber: Like what? (Before they could say or do anything, the two large candy cane claws grab Cyber and Timber)

Cyber and Timber: AH!!

Cyber: What the hell?! (Suddenly, a dark cookie floated down, smiling evilly) Dark Enchantress Cookie: My, my, what an interesting batch we got here. Two little cookies running aimlessly through the land. Completely vulnerable for me to

snatch... >:)

Timber: Let us go!!

Dark Enchantress Cookie: I’m afraid not. You lured yourselves into my trap, and I’m not letting you go! >:)

(Timber and Cyber struggle)

Dark Enchantress Cookie: And now...you’re mine! >:) (Dark Enchantress Cookie flies through the sky while the candy cane claws holding Cyber and Timber follow her) (Eventually, Cyber and Timber spot a large tree with a dark aura around it in the distance)

Timber: What the hell is that?!

Cyber: I don’t know!! (Dark Enchantress Cookie leads them through a temple that’s nearby the cursed tree and takes them to the dungeon)

Cyber: *softly* What do we do?!

Timber: *softly* I don’t know...!! (Dark Enchantress Cookie leads them to a cell and the candy cane claws throw them in and she locks the door)

(They get up and dust themselves off) Cyber: So...I can't take care of myself, huh? >:/ Timber: Oh shut it, you'd be in here by yourself if you went it alone >:P

???: Alone? You’re not alone! (Cyber and Timber look behind them and see a bunch of cookies that are in the cell with them)

(Cyber gives Timber a look)

Timber: What?? I didn’t notice the bunch of other cookies in this damn cell! >:/

Cyber: Anyway, why are you all here?

Wizard Cookie: We were all captured the same way as you, the evil Dark Enchantress Cookie found us and locked us up in the dungeon.

Timber: Why are we here?

Lime Cookie: Uh, like that wizard guy said, she found you, she captured you, and now you're stuck with us.

Cyber: For no reason...?

Adventurer Cookie: Well, she got a reason. Ya see, we're in the ancient temples of the Millennial Tree, an ancient civilization built around a thousand year old tree.

However, Dark Enchantress Cookie, and her servant Pomegranate Cookie, put a dark curse on the tree, as a way to spread darkness throughout the land. She's trapping

Cookies like us so we won't get in her way of her goal, but even if a few of us, being those Legendary Cookies, managed to escape her grasp and try to settle the score

with her, they barely made a dent in stopping her. From what i heard, Wind Archer already got corrupted by that witch, and the rest are either locked up or on the run.

So unless some miracle comes and frees the tree from her grasp, we're stuck here for lord knows how long.

Cyber and Timber: ........ Timber: ...Who the hell would eat a POMEGRANATE cookie???

Cyber: And anyway, we're just trying to find a way home!

Grapefruit Cookie: Well whatever the reason ya have, we're pretty much stuck here. XS

Timber: There's gotta be some way out!

(Timber looks at the cell bars) Timber: Maybe i could- Werewolf Cookie: Don't bother, she put a spell on this cell so our regular abilities won't work. *points to the cell bars* those things are what's causing the spell to

affect us. So unless there's some way to break those things, we can't do anything about it.

Timber: ....I'll try breaking them anyway >:/

(Timber grabs the cell bars and uses all of his strength to break or at least bend the cells) Lime Cookie: Yeeeaaah, good luck Fur Cookie, Just “try” to break us free. -_-

(Timber grits his teeth and pulls with all his might, making the bars creak)

(The Cookies perk up upon hearing the creek) Orange Cookie: Wait...is he...?! O_O Herb Cookie: He can manage to break the cells?! O_O Mustard Cookie: ...Holy shit. O_O Wasabi Cookie: Mustard! Watch your language! >:/ Mustard Cookie: Whatever Grandma... >_>

(Timber keeps slowly pulling out the bars, Cyber silently cheering him on) Cyber: *whispers* C'mon honey, you got this, you got this...!

(The Cookies observe Timber as he pulls on the cell bars)

(Finally, there's a snap and Timber flies back, having broken the bars)

(All the Cookies stare at Timber in shock) Adventurer Cookie: Oh...my...god...this dude managed to break the cell bars?! O_O Macaroon Cookie: That means the spell is lifted!! :D

(Cyber beams, filling with pride on the inside while Timber stretches and throws the bars away) Timber: Sheesh, that wasn't easy...

Kiwi Cookie: Yeesh, How the hell did ya do it? That spell pretty much blocked us from all the abilities we got! Chili Pepper Cookie: Even my blades couldn’t cut em! So what’s ya secret?

Cyber: Hes just naturally strong :3

Ice Candy Cookie: Woah, haven’t really thought of using mere strength. *flexes her muscles* makes my muscles look like dough compared to him. XS Avocado Cookie: Same here sister! XS

Timber: *blushes slightly* Aw c'mon...

Moon Rabbit Cookie: Wish I was just as strong as you! :0c Peppermint Cookie: Same with me! :0c

(Cyber keeps beaming while Timber gets flustered a bit)

(Some of The Cookies admire and praise Timber for his strength) Timber: *blushes* Oh stop, ya making me blush! X3c Adventurer Cookie: Aaaanyway, now that wolf boy over here broke us out, now we can get out of here!

(The cookies all hurry out of the dungeon)

(Meanwhile with Leo, he gets dragged along with the bunch of Cookies that are still running) (But he looks back and notices four figures running towards them from a far far distance)

Leo: Hey, wait a sec, stop!

(The bunch of Cookies stop and look at Leo) Knight Cookie: What’s wrong Sir Lion?

Leo: I see more cookies! I think I might know them!!

Gingerbrave: Really?! (All the Cookies look at the four figures running towards them)

(It's the rest of the main seven, all transformed as well)

Leo: Guys!! :D

Hound: Hey! :D

(The rest of the Main Seven run up towards Leo and they hug)

Leo: I had a feeling that guy would get you in here too

Swan: Yeah he did!

Dasher: Where's Tank and Sparky? Leo: They went ahead to look for a way out

Owl: That’s good, I hope those two find it.

Leo: Same

Dasher: Sooo...now what we’re doing? Leo: Running. Running through all kinds of stuff, right next to these patch of cookies *gestures the group of cookies*

Hound: Sounds like a plan :/

Leo: Honestly, that’s the only thing we’ve been doing for a while, running, avoiding obstacles, taking a small break, and keep running again. I honestly have no idea

where we’re going. Gingerbrave: That’s simple! To freedom from the witch! Leo: But we’re miles away from that place, and I bet that ugly gal’s not looking for us!

Swan: Yeah, we haven't seen her chasing us

Dasher: I bet she didn’t even bother looking for us after we broke out. :/ Hound: Soooo...I guess you guys are running to find a new home? Gingerbrave: Pretty much.

Owl: We're running to get back to our old home

Gingerbright: Then join us! Skater Cookie: Yeah! Maybe we’ll find your old home on the way to our new one! :D

(They run off)

(Meanwhile in the real world, Akuma Cookie managed to capture Hayden, Adri, Matthew, Momo, and Tobias, but still had a handful to go) Akuma Cookie: Alright, who’s next on the list? >:3 (He keeps running until he spots the Trinity in the distance)

Akuma: Yisssssss >:3

(Akuma Cookie runs up to the Trinity)

Max: What the fuck?! Sebastian: Talking cookie....! :D

Philip: A living Cookie......what.

Sebastian: *reaches towards it* I'm gonna eat it... :D

Akuma Cookie: NOO!! DON’T EAT ME!! DX

(Sebastian picks it up) Max: Sebastian, for fucks sake, don't eat that, you don't know where it's been >:P

Sebastian: But it looks delicious! D:

Akuma: I'm not dirty either! >:(((

Max: But your little feet were on the dirty ground. >:P

Sebastian: Then I won't eat the feet! At least let me eat the head, that's the best part!! Akuma: NO!!

(Akuma Cookie struggles madly as Sebastian leans in to eat his head)

Philip: It's so weird seeing it move...

Max: Yeah. >_> (Akuma Cookie struggles madly, until he manages to pull the phone out and shines a light on Sebastian, making him freeze in his tracks)

Max: What the?!

Sebastian: Wha?! Akuma: Heh heh!! >:3 (A magical force sucks Sebastian into the phone and Akuma Cookie safely lands on the ground)

Philip: NO! Max: You little SHIT!! *lunges to grab it*

(Akuma Cookie shines a light on Max and he freezes in his tracks)

Philip: MAX!! *He grabs him to pull him away*

(A magical force pushes Max towards the phone and Philip gets dragged. Until when they got close to the phone, Max and Philip got sucked into the phone)

(The three of them wake up in the oven)

Philip: Wha?! Max: Oh god, why do I feel hot?!

(They see the oven and see the door starting to close)

Sebastian: AH!! No!! DX (They get up and they start running towards the oven door)

(They leap out of the oven and out the door) Max: Jesus christ!!

Philip: Why the hell did we wake up in an oven?!

Sebastian: *looks at them and himself* ...Cause we're cookies O_O

Max: Wha? (Max and Philip look at themselves)

Max: What the shit?!

Philip: We’re cookies!! O_O

Max: How the fuck are we- Sebastian don't eat yourself!! (Sebastian moves his hand away from his mouth)

Sebastian: But I smell delicious! D:

Philip: No! We need to find where we are!

Max: And how the hell are we gonna get out of here! XS

Philip: I don't know!

Max: We All Don’t know! XS

Sebastian: I guess we just...walk

Sebastian: Or run...whatever works... >_> (The Trinity wonder through the area) (Meanwhile with Cyber and Timber, they, alongside the other cookies, run through the temple. But then Adventurer Cookie signals the cookies to stop running)

Cyber: What is it?

Adventurer Cookie: I think I see somebody over there...! *looks and his eyes widen* It’s Pomegranate Cookie! Hide!

(Everyone hides, Cyber staying close to Timber)

(Pomegranate Cookie appears, watching and observing the area around her, looking for anyone. She slowly walks down the hall, her eyes looking at both sides)

(The cookies stay as still as possible, Timber hugging Cyber close)

(Pomegranate Cookie looks for a bit, then she stands still.) Pomegranate Cookie: ...Hmm, silent. Oddly silent.

(The cookies tense and Cyber suddenly slips slightly, making the smallest of noises)

(Pomegranate Cookie perks up and hears the noise)

(Timber holds Cyber close, covering his mouth and no one moves)

(Pomegranate Cookie looks around for the source of the noise) Pomegranate Cookie: Show yourself coward! (There’s silence, no one moves or responds)

(Pomegranate Cookie keeps looking around)

(Until eventually, Pomegranate Cookie leaves)

(Once she's gone, everyone deflates in relief)

Whipped Cream Cookie: Oh thank heavens she’s gone!

Timber: That was too close...

Chili Pepper Cookie: Yeah, thank god Electric Blue over here didn't blew our cover!

Cyber: Sorry...

Adventurer Cookie: It's fine, you did a little slip up, that's all. Blackberry Cookie: Oh sure, a "slip-up", a slip-up IF it gotten worse, we could've been found and captured! Adventurer Cookie: Really, sweetpea? Are ya gonna complain to me about something that fella did? Blackberry Cookie: Yes i am! >:/

Adventurer: Let's just keep going

Blackberry: *sighs* Alright then...

(They keep wandering through, keeping a sharp eye out)

(As they keep wondering, they start to hear echoes of someone trying to break out of a cell) Mint Choco Cookie: Hm? What is this i hear?

(They listen carefully)

(They hear the sounds of something slamming themselves onto the cell doors and screaming) ???: HEY!! LET ME OUT OF HERE!! RELEASE ME YOU FILTHY WITCH!!!

(The cookies hurry towards the sound)

(When they got to the source of the sound, they see one of the Legendary Cookies, Fire Spirit Cookie, slamming his body on the cell bars, trying his damn hardest to

escape)

Timber: Whoa, easy there

Fire Spirit Cookie: *isn't even aware that the cookies are there* GET ME OUT OF THIS CELL!!! LET ME BE FREE YOU DAMN DIRTY WITCH!!! *keeps slamming on the cell bars*

Timber: Uhh...I got this... *grabs the bars*

(Fire Spirit Cookie, blinded by rage, backs up and slams on the bars once more, in the same spot Timber has his hands on) Timber: OW!! *quickly moves his hands away and winces at the small burn he got from Fire Spirit Cookie*

Cyber: Hey, calm down in there!

(Fire Spirit Cookie blinks and he finally sees the other cookies and Cyber and Timber) Fire Spirit Cookie: AH!! Where did all of you come from?! Wizard Cookie: We were locked in a cage, just like you. But he *uses his staff to point at Timber* uses his mere strength to break the cell bars.

Timber: Yeah; so stand back, I'll getcha out

(Fire Spirit Cookie stands back and Timber holds onto the bars)

(Timber pulls with all his might and eventually yanks them off)

(Fire Spirit Cookie flies out of the cell and smiles with glee) Fire Spirit Cookie: Yes!! I'm free!! *to Timber* Thanks big guy!

Timber: No problem

Adventurer Cookie: Glad to get one of the Legends out of there. Whipped Cream Cookie: Do you know where the others went? Fire Spirit Cookie: Well, i recall Dark Enchantress sealing away Sea Fairy, and i think Moonlight escaped the place before she had a chance to capture her.

Timber: Pomegranate isn't anywhere nearby is she?

Adventurer Cookie: For now, hopefully we don't spot her again when we get to the other Legends.

(They move on)

(Meanwhile with Leo and the rest of the rest of the Main Seven, they run alongside the rest of the cookies, avoiding obstacles and going through different areas.) (As they moved to another area, Owl spots a large tree in the far far FAR distance from where they are)

Owl: That looks significant...

Swan: *notices Owl looking at something* See something, Dad?

Owl: Look *everyone sees the tree*

(The Holders look at the tree with amusement while the cookies stare at it with wide eyes) Gingerbrave: WOAH!! That tree looks HUGE!! :Oc

Hound: I think we should head that way

Leo: Yeah! *to the cookies* C'mon, let's go!

(They head towards the tree)

(The cookies run towards the tree, but then a booming voice called out...) ???: STOP!! If you come any further, she'll capture you!! (They all stopped and looked up, seeing Moonlight Cookie hovering above them with a worried look)

Swan: What do you mean?

Moonlight Cookie: The tree that you are approaching, the Millennial Tree, is cursed by the evil Dark Enchantress Cookie and her servant! She will capture anyone who

comes close to the tree, to prevent anyone from stopping her. So please, if you plan going to the tree, i advise you all to go another direction, for your own safety.

Leo: Wait...did two other cookies come through here??

Moonlight Cookie: I spotted two cookies wondering through the land in the same direction as you all are, so i'm afraid they did and they were captured by Dark

Enchantress Cookie...

Hound: No! Leo: Those were our dads!! D:

Moonlight Cookie: Oh dear...your poor fathers...trapped by that dark enchantress...

Leo: We gotta go in there and save them!!

Moonlight Cookie: I appreciate your willing to save them, but Dark Enchantress Cookie would find you and capture you just like your fathers and other cookies she

locked away! Are you willing to go there KNOWING she would find you?

Hound: Yeah! D:< Leo: We'll just be super careful!

Hound: Yeah! We'll just sneak in there and find our dads!

Swan: We'll go too!

Owl: Yes, they matter to us as well! Gingerbrave: W-Well...if THEY'RE going, WE'RE going too! Cookies: YEAH! >:D

Dasher: Lets go!! (They charge towards the tree)

(The Holders, the cookies, and Moonlight charge towards the tree, with the set goal of finding Cyber and Timber)

(Meanwhile, in the tree...)

(Cyber, Timber, and the cookies are carefully walking through, staying alert for Pomegranate Cookie and looking for Sea Fairy Cookie) (But then, Timber's ears perk up and he hears someone crying)

Timber: I hear something? Cyber: Pomegranate? Timber: No...someone crying...

(As the cookies keep wondering, they start to hear the crying too) Snow Sugar Cookie: You hear that? Cherry Blossom Cookie: Yeah, sound like someone's crying! :( Fire Spirit Cookie: *listens to the crying and recognizes the voice* It's Sea Fairy! She's somewhere close by!

(They follow the crying)

(Eventually, they find the source of the crying. Sea Fairy Cookie is curled up and crying in a cage made out of ice)

(Fire Spirit runs up)

(He uses his flames to burn the ice)

(The cage opens)

(Sea Fairy looks up and sees the cage is open and the cookies are around the cage) (She gets up and walks out of the cage)

Cyber: Are you Alright?

Sea Fairy: *wipes her tears* Yes...i am now.

Kiwi: Um, is freeing these guys gonna tip off Pomegranate?

Adventurer: If she did, then we'll be screwed. Let's just find the exit and- (Suddenly, they feel a gust of wind pass through them. Though the cookies, Cyber, and Timber, are a bit caught off guard, Fire Spirit and Sea Fairy seem to recognize

this wind) Fire Spirit: Oh no...

Timber: What’s that?!

Sea Fairy: He found us...!! Cyber: Who found us?! (Suddenly, the wind gets stronger and dark mist starts to form. Then the dark mist fades to reveal the corrupted form of Wind Archer, Night Raven)

Timber: Oh you’ve got to be kidding me...

Night Raven: I was warned of your escape...now i must rightfully punish you all for doing so...

(Cyber shudders at the raven symbolism, hiding a bit behind Timber)

(Night Raven readies his bow and aims his dark arrow at the Cookies) Adventurer Cookie: ...Run!!

(They run)

(The Cookies, Cyber and Timber, all run for their lives as Night Raven starts firing dark arrows at them)

(Night Raven shoots another arrow and Timber covers Cyber, letting the arrow graze his shoulder)

(Timber yelps in pain and winces)

Cyber: JORDAN! Timber: I’m fine, keep going!

(They keep running as fast as they can, trying their best to avoid the arrows) (But then, Night Raven fires an arrow that aimed towards Cyber's back)

(Timber sees it at the last minute and shoved him out of the way)

(The dark arrow hit Timber's back and the sharp end sticked out between his chest (though not near the heart) and stomach)

(Timber stops in his tracks and Cyber looks up in horror) Cyber: NO!!!!

(Timber falls to his knees. As the dark arrow remained in his body, the dark magic from the arrow started to corrupt his heart)

(Cyber runs up and kneels in front of him) Cyber: Jordan! Jordan? Jordan, honey? *holds his face* Honey, look at me!

(Timber looks directly at Cyber's eyes)

Timber: Will, I...I don't feel so good...

Cyber: I-Is it the arrow in your chest?!

Timber: I...I think... *slumps against Cyber*

Cyber: Jordan!!

(Cyber reaches around and yanks the arrow out of Timber as fast as he can)

(Even if Cyber yanked out the arrow, Timber could still feel the dark magic from that arrow slowly corrupting him)

Timber: Will... Cyber: Just stay with me, alright, it's gonna be fine... Timber: Will...I...love...you... Cyber: Jordan...! Timber: Get...away....

Cyber: Wha...?! Timber: Get...away...from...me...!

Timber: Run...now...!

Cyber: B-But...!! (One of the cookies notice this and dashes towards Cyber and pulls him away from Timber) Grapefruit Cookie: C'mon let's go!!

Cyber: *reaches towards Timber* No...I can't just- Adventurer: Yes you can, cmon!

(Adventurer Cookie helps Grapefruit Cookie pull Cyber away from Timber)

Night Raven: *laughs* Oh come now, if he wants to stay, let him stay >:3 *reaches towards Cyber*

(Adventurer and Grapefruit pull Cyber away faster, while Cyber struggles madly in fear) Cyber: No...NO...!! (Suddenly, one of the cookies, being Werewolf Cookie, sees this and his werewolf instincts kicked in. He transforms into a giant werewolf and charges towards Night

Raven)

(Night Raven smacks him away with his wings while Cyber's eyes are still on Timber)

(Werewolf Cookie growls and tries to smack him away with his claws, making sure he stays away from Cyber)

(Meanwhile, Cyber is oblivious to the danger and keeps struggling and pushing towards Timber)

Cyber: JORDAN!! JORDAN!!! *struggles and his eyes are locked on Timber*

(Finally, he breaks away and runs back to him)

Adventurer: AH! Come back!! (Adventurer and Grapefruit chase after Cyber, a few cookies turn around to stop Cyber while the rest kept running)

(Cyber kneels in front of Timber again) Cyber: Jordan, c'mon, I know you're still in there, I know you can hear me! Timber: W...Will... Cyber: Yes, c'mon, we have to- (Timber raises his head, revealing his eyes to be blood red and glowing) Timber: GO!!

Cyber: Wha?! Jordan, what's- (Adventurer, Grapefruit, and the few other cookies grab Cyber) Grapefruit: We gotta go, NOW!! (They yank Cyber away and they run away as fast as they can while holding Cyber)

(Finally, they manage to get away and they stop dragging Cyber, who falls to his knees, tears falling)

Cyber: No...no...Jordan...!

Adventurer: C'mon, we gotta keep running before they catch us Cyber: But what about Jordan!?!

Adventurer: I'm afraid that close buddy of yours is long gone...

Cyber: *strained* W...What...?

Fire Spirit: Since Night Raven is corrupted version of Wind Archer, his abilities of purifying souls, and maaaybe living cookies, is revered. Cause if those arrows hit

a purified soul or a living cookie, they're corrupted. So unless we get Wind Archer back, your friend is basically gonna be a corrupted version of himself for god

knows how long...

Cyber: W-Well how do we do that?! Kiwi: Dude calm down- Cyber: Don't tell me to calm down!! Tell me how we can get my husband back!!!

(All the cookies look at him) Blackberry: Husband...?

(The cookies then see the ring on his finger)

Wizard: You're...married to him?

Cyber: Yes. I am. So?

Blackberry: You're married to him...and you still love him...regardless for whatever stupid thing he does...?

Cyber: Of course I do! All those stupid things he does he does for ME! While I would like him to worry about himself for once, he’s still saved my life more times than

I can count! He’s the most loyal, dependable, chivalrous...strong...kind...honest... *starts to tear up again*

(Some of the cookies go over to Cyber's side to comfort him. Blackberry stares at him with slight jealousy) Blackberry: .....You're lucky to have a man like that...

Cyber: I need to get him back...I can’t go on without him...

Blackberry: Well, since he's corrupted now, any thoughts about you are probably thrown out the window. Maybe he doesn't care about you anymore with that dark magic in

his heart... (Cyber looks at Blackberry with an offended look)

Kiwi: Dude, not cool >:( Adventurer: Berry, please, don’t do this now...

Blackberry: Yes i am doing this now! In fact, i bet if he DOES get purified, he'll probably lost his memory of the reason WHY he even LOVED him in the first place!

THEN he'll probably run off doing whatever and not even bothering seeing his husband at all!! >:'(

Adventurer: Blackberry!! >:((( Grapefruit: Hoo boy, get ready for a domestic...

Blackberry: Oh, he may SAY he can't live on without his husband, but once he lives a couple of weeks or even a month without him, then the whole idea of missing him

would just leave his mind and live on his days by himself! If THAT ever happens, then me and HIM are on the same boat of HUSBANDS who get up and LEAVE and never come

back home!!!

(Adventurer gets close to her) Adventurer: *softly* Blackberry, knock it off, he has nothing to do with us!

Blackberry: *softly* Oh excuse me for expressing my thoughts and possibilities for what would happen IF his husband gets purified! >:(

Adventurer: *softly* Look just a lay off him, he’s been through a lot! Keep your stupid jealousy aimed at ME if you really have to! >:(

Blackberry: *softly* Fine! If you want me to vent about the fact that MY husband got and left me to do god knows what, then i'll do it! >:(((

Adventurer: *softly* Fine! Save it for when we’re NOT in an evil tree run by a crazy cookie!

Blackberry: *softly* FINE! I will! >:(((

(Meanwhile Cyber gets himself together) Kiwi: You good? Cyber: Yes...I’m fine...now, how can we purify Night Raven?

Fire Spirit: Well, my best guess is lifting the curse Dark Enchantress put on the Millennial Tree. Cyber: And how we do that? Fire Spirit: I.....have no idea.

(Just then they hear voices and footsteps in the distance) ???: Dad...?! Are you here...?

(Cyber recognizes the voice but the cookies don’t) Grapefruit: Who’s that?

Cyber: That’s my son! :D

Kiwi: You have a son??

(At that moment, the rest of the main seven appear) Leo: Dad!! :D

Cyber: Son!! :D

(They hug tightly) Hound: Pop! :D (Cyber lets him into the hug) Cyber: My boys!

(Leo and Hound smile at Cyber)

Rocker Cookie: Dude, a husband and two kids...nice... :)

(The other cookies appear, alongside Moonlight. Fire Spirit and Sea Fairy see her and they lit up) Fire Spirit and Sea Fairy: Moonlight!! :D

Moonlight: Guys! You’re okay! :D

Sea Fairy: Same with you! Thank goodness you're okay!

Hound: Wait...Pop, where’s Dad? Wasn’t he with you? (Cyber tenses)

(All the other Cookies tense and sweat nervously)

Owl: Eric...? Cyber: .....They took him...They...did something to him...

Owl: What did they do...? Cyber: They...they corrupted...him...

Swan: Oh no... Hound: We...we can fix it though, right, Pop...? We can save him, right...?

Adventurer: Well...unless we find some way to lift the curse and purify anyone who got corrupted, i'm afraid that...your Dad is gonna be corrupted for god knows how

long.

Dasher: Oh Tank...you’ve really gotten yourself in it this time...

Hound: N-No...dad...

(Cyber hugs Hound) Cyber: We’ll get him back...I’ll make sure of it... >:(

(Hound nods and hugs Cyber back)

Owl: Fill us in on everything that happened...

(Cyber, plus a few cookies, explain to them what happened)

Dasher: Sheesh...

Leo: You guys went through a lot...

Hound: So what’s the plan now?

Cyber: Well, i suppose it's finding a way to lift the curse Dark Enchantress put upon the Millennial Tree.

Leo: Okay...so how do we do that?

Adventurer: Well we have no idea how, we just have to figure out some way to do it. Kiwi: IF we could ever get close to that tree... Wasabi Cookie: If we do, we'll just have to EXPERIMENT it and see what works! Nyheheheh!!

Pancake Cookie: Maybe Pomegranate knows? :3c

(All the Cookies look at each other) Adventurer: Well...maybe, since she's Dark Enchantress' servant... Chili Pepper: But i bet we won't even give us an answer if we DO just walk up to her and ask. Though i bet she won't even spill the beans if we do anything. :/

Hound: But don't we outnumber her and Night Raven?

Moonlight: True, we can outnumber them, but i am VERY uncertain about Dark Enchantress. She is a powerful magician of darkness, she shows no mercy to those who stand

against her. Fire Spirit: Even when me, Sea Fairy, Moonlight, and Wind Archer went toe to toe with her, even if we used all of our powers to bring her down, she still won't go

down.

Owl: Well, *looks at the main five* Perhaps the powers of the Miraculous will be able to help

Moonlight: The Miraculous?

Leo: They give us OUR powers

Hound: Yeah! And they give us super powers!

Leo: That's what I just said... Owl: The point it, perhaps with our powers and yours, we'll be able to tilt the scale in our favor

Adventurer: Are you saying...? Owl: Possibly, with our powers and yours combined, we could lift the curse and restore those who were corrupted, including Timber.

(The cookies all light up with hope)

(Even Cyber lights up with hope)

Dasher: Alright, then lets take her down! >:D

Gingerbrave: Yeah! C'mon guys! Let's go!! >:D Adventurer: Time to save the Millennial Tree!

(They all rush off)

(Meanwhile, the Trinity are still wondering through the land, wondering if there's a way out.) (But then, Sebastian spots a few cookies ahead of them)

Sebastian: Over there!

(They get closer to the cookies, until they see that these cookies are Hayden, Adri, Matthew, Momo, and Tobias)

Max: Oh great, more of us got cookie-fied...

Sebastian: Hey guys!! (They turn around and see the Trinity)

Hayden: Maxie! :D Max: >:(

Philip: You got sucked into this world too? Momo: Yep... XS

Tobias: It's very odd... Matt: It sucks

Momo: Yeah! I should NOT smell delicious! XS

Momo: Do you know how hard it is to NOT eat myself!?

Sebastian: I know, right?!

Adri: Do you think the others are in here too?

Philip: Possibly...

Philip: Perhaps we should keep looking...maybe head towards that tree *points to the tree in the distance*

(They look at the tree)

Hayden: I guess that's a start (They start towards the tree)

(They walk towards the tree, however, they are unaware of two large candy cane claws slowly approaching behind them)

(They walk for a while, when the candy cane claws reach down and scoop them up easily)

Holders: AHH!! Max: What the hell?!

Enchantress: Lovely; more cookies as my prisoners >:3

(The other holders struggle as she flies towards the tree)

(The claws follow her as she enters the tree)

Enchantress: Unfortunately, some ruffian destroyed my cells, so I'll simply have to keep you all close to me

(The Holders tense as Dark Enchantress brings them to a room where the base of the tree is.) (They look at the tree and see that it has a dark aura around it and it has a seal on it)

Adri: W-What is this...?

Dark Enchantress: This is the Millennial Tree, my curse will spread darkness throughout the land and bringing out the darkness out of everyone! >:)

Max: Why do all the places we end up have shit like this happening...?

Philip: I have no idea...

???: Enchantress! (All the cookies file into the room)

Dark Enchantress: What the?!

(The holders see the captive cookies she has) Leo: Guys! Owl: Oh no...

Dark Enchantress: You!! The ruffians that escaped!! Adventurer: That's right! And we're here to purify the Millennial Tree! So anybody you corrupted could be their real selves again! >:(

Enchantress: I'd like to see you try! (Night Raven and the corrupted Timber enter the room) Cyber: Jordan-!

(Then Pomegranate enters and stands alongside Night Raven and corrupted Timber) Pomegranate: We shall not let fools like you interfere with master's plan! We will do whatever it takes to stop you!

(They start to fight)

(The Holders used their powers to fight against Night Raven, corrupted Timber, and Pomegranate. Even some of the cookies used their abilities to fight them as well)

(The kids try to work their way up to the claws holding the others to try and get them out)

Leo: Don't worry guys! We'll get you out!

Sebastian: Jere-bear! :D

(Once they got up to the claws, they start pulling on the claws to set them free)

(Eventually they pry them out)

(They hold onto them and they climb down the claws)

(Once they're down, Leo hugs the trinity)

Leo: Guys! :D Sebastian: Jere-Bear! :3

(The others transform and help with the fight)

(They keep fighting) (During the fight, Cyber sees some of the cookies beating the crap out of corrupted Timber, giving everything they got onto him)

Cyber: Jordan!

White Choco: You may have saved us from our cell, but the darkness has turned you into a beast that we must slay! Engarde!! (White Choco dashes towards corrupted Timber and slashes him)

(Timber roars in pain)

(Other cookies attack corrupted Timber; Chili Pepper using her knifes to stab him, Salt using his harpoon, Ninja using his shuriken, Pistachio and Tiger Lily stabbing

him with their spears, etc)

Cyber: STOP!!!

(The cookies keep fighting corrupted Timber, even Werewolf Cookie slashed and bites Timber in his transformed state)

(Cyber runs over, tearing up) Cyber: STOP YOU'RE KILLING HIM!!!

Salt: But he's corrupted! We at least have to do something to weaken this vicious beast!

Cyber: Can't you do that without stabbing him?!

Chili Pepper: Isn't that what Werewolf is doin? :/ (Suddenly, a hockey puck flies in and smacks corrupted Timber on the head) Ice Candy: *from the distance* That was for Pomegranate but at least i hit something!

Cyber: W-Well...what about when he's back to normal?! He'll still be hurt!!

Chili Pepper: Dude!! We're not even close to getting to the tree yet! The least we can do now is knock him out so he won't be a pain in the ass for us!

Cyber: Then hurry up and DO THAT!!

Chili Pepper: Kay *to the cookies that are fighting corrupted Timber* Hey guys! Keep doing what you're doing to the guy! If he's out, make sure he's still breathin,

kay?! (The cookies nod and they keep fighting Timber)

(Cyber nods and turns his attention back to the enchantress and the tree)

(He sees Fire Spirit, Moonlight, and Sea Fairy fighting Dark Enchantress. He noticed that Dark Enchantress is protecting seal that's on the tree)

Cyber: Guys! The seal! Aim for that!

(The Holders nod and they run towards the tree. However, Night Raven pushes aside any cookies that were fighting him and he appears in front of the Holders)

Night Raven: You're not going anyw- (Dasher zooms up and slaps him HARD, making an opening and runs up to the seal)

(Night Raven gets up and glares at Dasher) (Before Dark Enchantress would notice Dasher, he fires a dark arrow at Dasher and it hits his back, making him stop in his tracks)

Hound: SHIT! Owl: Move, now!!

(The Holders run towards the tree, however, Night Raven keeps firing his dark arrows at them.)

(They all dodge as best they can and Cyber gets more and more angry, building up his electricity in his hands)

(But when they got close, Dark Enchantress noticed them and summons a giant candy cane claw to appear and scoop the holders up)

Cookies: Oh no!

(The Holders struggle in the claw's grasp) Dark Enchantress: Did you really think you would sneak past me? Heh, you probably think i'm so gullible to NOT notice you and let you break the seal. Well sad to say,

i'm not as stupid as you think i am! (She makes the candy cane claws tighten it's grip on the Holders)

(They all scream) Adventurer: C'mon! We gotta help!!

(The cookies nod and they run over, but a group of cookies land one hard hit on corrupted Timber, knocking him out, and then they join along the cookies running

towards the scene)

(A bunch of them start crawling on the claws to set the holders free while others head for the seal)

(However, they were completely unaware of Night Raven glaring at them and firing dark arrows at the cookies to stop them)

Kiwi: Ugh! Could someone PLEASE knock him out too?!

(The Legendary Cookies look upon the scene and Fire Spirit gets an idea) Fire Spirit: I got an idea to keep Night Raven down! (Fire Spirit flies down to Pomegranate, who's recovering from the beat down she gotten, and snatches her mirror) Pomegranate: Hand that back!!! Fire Spirit: Sorry, need it for a thing! (Fire Spirit flies into the scene, Night Raven fires an arrow, Fire Spirit uses the mirror to knock the arrow away, and it hits Night Raven)

(The arrow pins Night Raven to the wall)

Night Raven: *struggles* What the?! *looks at Fire Spirit* You planned this?!

Fire Spirit: >;P *to the others* C'mon, we got a seal to wreck!!

(The cookies manage to pry open the claws so the Holders can escape, some of the cookies manage to get to the seal and try to break it. However, no matter how hard

they try, it doesn't seem to break) (Dark Enchantress sees the whole thing and fumes. Finally, she snaps) Dark Enchantress: ENOUGH!!!!!! (She sends a powerful wave of dark magic that sends all the cookies flying, including the Holders, and they all hit the wall)

(They all fall to the ground) Atlantic: Where the fuck did THAT come from...?!

Dark Enchantress: You really think you could slip past me and break the curse? Well i won't let ANYONE do so, i will NOT let any undercooked weaklings stop my darkness

from spreading!! *she creates two dark portals and two large candy cane claws appear out of them* And i will do whatever it takes to achieve my goal, even if i have to

turn those who stand before me into crumbs! (She starts attacking them with her dark magic and the giant candy cane claws)

(Everyone dodges and fights back as best they can)

(The Holders fight back with everything they got) (However, during the fight, Dark Enchantress fires a powerful dark beam that hits the Holders and knocks them out. But Cyber and Leo were the only ones to dodge the

attack)

Leo: Guys!! Cyber: C'mon, it's up to us!!

(They keep fighting, however, Dark Enchantress seems to be a bit tougher than Cyber and Leo thought, so they have to fight with everything they got, alongside the

cookies)

Cyber: Quantum Analysis!

(A visor appears on Cyber's face and he scans the area) (During the analysis, he looks at the seal and finds out that it cannot be broken normally, like breaking it with brute force, instead, it requires very powerful magic

to break it and restore the tree to it's proper self.) (When scanning for possible candidates to provide such magic, the legendary cookies are suggested, including someone else, that being the Union Forms of Cyber and Leo.

The Legendary Cookie's magic plus the Union Form magic can break the seal if they used it together)

Cyber: Leo! Union Form! Leo: Wha- but we're still learning! Cyber: There's no other way, c'mon!! *holds out his hand*

(Leo was a bit unsure, since he doesn't know why, but he takes his hand)

(They activate Union Form and they change)

(The Cookies see their transformation and they stare at awe) Cookies: Woah!! 8Oc

(Cyber and Leo turn and face the dark enchantress) Enchantress: W-What is this!?

Leo: *Union voice* This is the power of the sun and moon, united to create a powerful magic!

Cyber: *Union voice* You have scarred this land with terror and darkness, and brought misery on these innocent beings; for that, you must be punished

Dark Enchantress: *scoffs* Oh, you think just because you got a magic boost, means you can defeat me? We’ll see about that! >:( (Dark Enchantress commands the giant candy cane claws to charge towards Cyber and Leo)

(Cyber simply raises his hand and a bolt of lightning completely shatters the claws into pieces)

(The Cookies stare in shock while Dark Enchantress looks at it with disbelief) (She glares at them and fires a dark magic beam from her wand)

(Leo raises his hand and the beam is easily blocked)

Dark Enchantress: W-What?! This...this CAN’T be possible! No one in this world shouldn’t possess a greater magic than me!! (Dark Enchantress keeps firing beams at them)

(They keep blocking the beams) Cyber: *Union Voice* Your magic is mere child's play; a brash little thing simply used for rebellion and showing off power.

Dark Enchantress: What?! You’re saying MY magic is child’s play?! *charges a magic beam* I’ll have you know that my magic is BEYOND a mere child’s play thing!! (Dark Enchantress fires a large magic beam. The cookies tense up in fear as it draws closer to Cyber and Leo)

(Cyber and Leo raise both their hands and match it with an equally if not more powerful blast of energy)

(The two giant beams of magic clash with each other)

(The enchantress clearly struggles with the beam while Cyber and Leo are completely calm as they slowly overtake her)

(Dark Enchantress uses all of her dark magic to make her magic beam grow bigger, hoping she would get an advantage. But Cyber and Leo’s beam still slowly overtakes

her)

(Finally the beam hits her, overtaking her own beam)

Dark Enchantress: No...No...NOOOO!!!! *gets hit* (The beam sends her flying and she’s pinned against a wall)

Leo: *to the cookies* Now everyone, combine all your power and might on that seal. We will assist you With our powers combined, we can end this evil once and for all!

(Before any cookie would respond, the Legendary Cookies step in) Moonlight: Let us assist you Sea Fairy: Our powers are more than enough to break the seal Fire Spirit: However, if Wind Archer weren't corrupted, we would've done it with the four of us. But since he is...mind if you take his place in doing the seal

breaking thing?

Cyber: It would be our pleasure

(The Legendary Cookies help lift up Cyber and Leo as they float up towards the seal) (Once they did, the Legendary Cookies and Cyber and Leo nod to each other and all of them start to glow) (During this, Dark Enchantress winces and manages to open her eyes to see the Legendary Cookies do their thing) Dark Enchantress: No...No...!!! (The Legendary Cookies and Cyber and Leo fire powerful magic beams at the seal)

(Using all their power, the seal slowly cracks and finally breaks)

(Upon the seal breaking, a small ball of light formed and then it exploded into a large blast of light) Dark Enchantress: NOOOOOO!!!!!!! (The light blast hits Dark Enchantress and she disappears into mist) (The light blast covered the whole area, restoring the tree to it's former self)

(The corrupted cookies get hit with the light, returning to normal as well)

(The light hits Timber and Night Raven, making Night Raven transform back into Wind Archer) (Once the light blast fades, small light orbs start falling around the area. When the orbs touch a cookie, all of the damage they gotten from the battle is healed.) (The Legendary Cookies and Cyber and Leo float to the ground.)

Cyber: I'm afraid we must go; these bodies will not last long with us

Leo: Farewell... (They transform back and they immediately fall to the ground) (However, two light orbs hit Eric and Jeremy and with it's magic healing powers, Eric and Jeremy suddenly wake up with all the aftermath effects of the Union Form

strangely gone)

Jeremy: Whoa, that's new...

(Eric looks up and sees the light orbs floating down around them) Eric: I think...the tree healed us... Jeremy: Huh... (Then, one of the cookies called out to Eric) Orange Cookie: Hey Electric Blue! You're uh...Husband is awake, but barely moving. Should we be worried?

(Eric's eyes widen and he hurries over to Timber)

(Eric rushes over and sees that Timber is heavily breathing and barely moving)

Eric: Jordan?! Jordan!! *gently shakes him*

Timber: ...Ugh...P...Peach...?

Eric: Yes! Jordan, are you alright? Can you hear me?

Timber: Y-Yeah...i-i can hear ya...

Eric: Can you move? Do you hurt anywhere??

Timber: Erk...barely...and...i hurt...everywhere...

Eric: But why...? Why didn't the light heal you like it did for us??

Timber: Wha...what...light...? Cherry: The one that's heading straight towards ya? *points to a orb of light* (A orb of light floats down towards Timber and it hits him, healing all of his wounds)

(Timber blinks and sits up no problem) Timber: Oh. That. Well thank god for-OOF! (Eric tackles him with joy)

Eric: Oh thank god you're back!!

Eric: I missed you so much!! Timber: Heh, I missed you to, sorry about...you know... Eric: Oh shut up *kisses him deeply*

(Timber kisses him back and they both kiss deeply)

(The cookies blush at the sight while The holders roll their eyes)

(But then, a large orb of light appears in front of the tree, which catches everyone's attention)

Scarlet: Oooh :0c

(The large orb floats for a few seconds, then a cookie emerges out of the light, that being Millennial Tree Cookie, and he float down gracefully to the ground)

Jeremy: ...Whoa

(Millennial Tree Cookie looks upon everyone and smiles) Millennial Tree: Thank you...thank you all for lifting the curse...i am grateful for your kind act.

Fire Spirit: You’re welcome

(Millennial Tree looks at the Holders) Millennial Tree: *to the Holders* Come to my presence, i must share my gratitude with all of you.

(Most of them tense) Dasher: Uhhh define gratitude O_O

Millennial Tree: *tilts his head in confusion* Why the odd reaction? I just wanted to speak to you!

Dasher: Oh, never mind then (They go over to him)

Millennial Tree: Thank you all for doing your part on breaking the curse, your powers that lie within the jewels you possess is something that i have never seen

before. In fact...i have a feeling these powers of yours are new to this world, perhaps you were dragged from another world and came into ours...

Jeremy: Yeah that’s about it

Owl: An Akuma, that looks just like all of you, put us into this world. Perhaps you know a way out? Millennial Tree: For the actual exit the Akuma has made? I am not certain. However, i will grant your desire of going back to your world.

Eric: Thank you

Millennial Tree: You're welcome (Before Millennial Tree Cookie could do that, all the other cookies approach them) Gingerbrave: We're gonna miss you guys... :(

Jeremy: Us too...

(Blackberry approaches Eric) Blackberry: Before you go, i just want to say this... *sighs* I'm...sorry for saying all those things to you...i just...i was just projecting myself onto you and...i-i

just rambled on and on about MY experience with my husband...and projected it onto you and your husband...like i said, you're very lucky to have a man like him that

loves you no matter what you do or what he does... *sighs sadly* Wish i had that kind of love for my husband...

Eric: It’s alright...not all couples are perfect. In fact, Jordan isn’t my first spouse, and it took a long time to get where we are. I’m sure you’ll find it

eventually

Blackberry: I hope so...because oddly, inspite everything that has happened to me...there's still a bit a love for him...i just don't know how to make it bloom...

Eric: It will come to you eventually; one day you'll realize just how much you mean to each other

Blackberry: Yeah...hopefully that day comes...

(They share a smile and the holders face Millenium Cookie)

Owl: Alright, we're ready. (Millennium nods and uses his magic to cover the Holders in light) (The cookies wave goodbye to them as the Holders fade away and go back to their world)

(The holders all appear back in the real world, shooting out of the akumas phone)

Akuma: AH!! *gets knocked back by them shooting out the phone*

(Atlantic is the first to compose himself and grabs the akuma and yanks the phone away) Atlantic: Now we got you, you little shit! >:(

Akuma: Eep! O~O

(Jade takes the phone) Jade: I'm assuming this is the akuma since this is all because of an app

(Jade breaks the phone and an akuma flies out)

(Scarlet purifies it)

(The Akuma turns into his normal self and suddenly a few more Holders appear, being the Squip Squad)

Jeremy: Whoa, where'd you guys come from?

Jake: We got sucked up into a phone by a walking, talking cookie.

Hound: You were in the game the whole time?

Christine: Wait, we were in a game? Chloe: Yeah, we got kinda lost in there, we had NO idea where we were going... XS

Owl: Goodness...well at least we were able to stop the akuma

Atlantic: Yeah, thank god... (They look at the former Akuma, who's a bit distressed) Former Akuma: Can you PLEASE fix my phone with your fixing magic?? Please?! D:

Cyber: Oh! Oh...oh dear... *he looks at Owl who grimaces* Owl: I'm afraid it's broken...Cyber didn't purify the akuma

Former Akuma: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! DX *bursts into tears*

Timber: Ah geez... Leo: Hey, uh, it's not all bad...

Former Akuma: MY HIGH SCORES!!! ALL THE TIME SPENT ON THAT GAME!!! GONE!!!!!! *keeps crying loudly*

Jenna: Uh...not really. Former akuma: Huh? Jenna: The game scores and accounts are all in the cloud on the game center; once you get a new phone and back up your former data it should all be there. You have a

back up somewhere don't you? Former akuma: *sniffs* I...I think so...?

Jenna: So if you get a new phone and back up your former data, all the stuff you did on your old phone would be on your new one!

Former Akuma: Really?! Jenna: As someone who's broken their phone quite a bit, I'd say I'm an expert ;)

Former Akuma: So...everything i did...won't be lost! *smiles widely at Jenna* Thank you!! :'D

Jenna: No problem Christine: Never pegged you for a tech expert, Jen :3c Jenna: *shrugs* Eh

Jenna: I just know the ins and outs of tech through experience, that's all.

(The former akuma runs off to get a new phone) Dasher: Thank god that didn't end awkwardly...

Hound: Yeah...

Leo: I DO wanna get that app now though... Arctic: RIGHT??

Leo: And how come i haven't heard about the game until now?! Owl: Perhaps due to your, um, over-reaction to seeing sweets and any media that has sweets in it, we assumed that you would eat your phone upon seeing it... XS

Leo: Fair enough, but in my defense since we MET those cookies I won't WANT to eat them since they're all pretty nice guys

Hound: Yeah!

Swan: And maybe it IS fun

Leo: Yeah it is!

[yumenosakiacademy]

song acrostics 4 every1 in LL bc i h8 myself i guess (no song repeats. also the songs dont fit them theyre just the 1st songs i can think of w tht letter, as always)

S- Superstar || CG5 C- Cupcakes.mp3 || Siouxxie A- American Trash || Innerpartysystem R- Reaganomics || L3mon Dem0n

G- God-ish || P!nnochio-P ft miku R- Run Rabbit Run || Hoosiers I- I Will Possess Your Heart || Death Cab For Cutie A- Absolute Territory || K3n Ashcorp N- Nicotine || Pan!c! @ the Disco

J- Jump Up Superstar || Super Mar!o Odyssey ost O- Oleander || M0ther M0ther E- Everybody’s Got Somebody But Me || Hunter H4yes L- Laughing With A Mouth Of Blood || St. V!ncent

M- Monster || L4dy Gaga U- Under The Sea || Little Merma!d ost M- Mz. Hyde || Halestorm B- Butterfly Knife || Food House O- Other Friends || SU Movie OST

M- Mama || MCR A- All I Want For Christmas Is You || Mariah Carey R- Ready To Go || Pan!c! @ the Disco T- The Trick To Life || Hoosiers Y- You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch || Grinch ost N- No Eyed Girl || L3mon Dem0n

J- Just Dance || L4dy Gaga I- I’ve Got Some Falling To Do || L3mon Dem0n M- Material Girl || Madonna M- Miss Murder || AFI Y- Young Volcanoes || FOB

I- It’s Over Isn’t It? || SU ost M- Masquerade || Siouxxie P- Party With Pinkie || Alex S U- Under Our Spell || Equestr!a Girls ost L- Love Love Love || The Mountain Goats S- Sugar Pool || Mom E- Everybody Wants To Rule The World || Tears For Fears

S- Sarah Smiles || Pan!c! @ the Disco C- Cowboys Boot Camp CMC || H3talia ost O- Oh No! || Marina T- Two Player Game || BMC ost T- The Pants Song || BMC ost

C- Christmas Will Be Soon || L3mon Demon L- Luxurious || Gwen Stefani  E- Excuses || Hopeful Romantics O- Over This! || Slayyyter

P- Professional Griefer || Deadmau5 E- E.T. || K4ty Perry A- Atomic Copper Claw || L3m0n Dem0n R- Ready To Die || Andrew WK L- Love Love Nightmare || Kiichi ft miku

B- Best Friend || Saweetie ft Doja I- I’m Your Problem Now || MSI G- G*psy Bard || Sherclop Pones B- Bad Blood || Taylor Sw!ft

R- Rotten Girl, Grotesque Romance || Machigerita ft miku E- Everything Is Something To Somebody || Robert J Lake N- New Way Out || L3mon Demon D- Death Valley || FOB O- Oppa Toby Style- T0by Fox G- Government Hooker || L4dy Gaga

T- Toy Food || L3mon Dem0n A- Amnesia Was Her Name || L3mon Dem0n N- No Scrubs || TLC G- Grow A Pear || K3$ha O- Only Girl In The World || Rihanna

B- Bubblegum Bitch || Marina D- Dick || Starboi3 ft Doja O- OK || Madeon U- Umbral Ultimatum || T0by Fox B- Bad Blood || Creature Feature L- Let’s Kill Tonight || Pan!c @ the Disco E- Eighth Wonder || L3mon Demon O- Oeoeoe || Nashimoto-P fy miku

E- Ekoroshia || SDR/2 T- Throatzilla || Slayyyter H- Hi, I’m A Slut || Lil Mariko O- Only Everyone Else Can Judge Me || Crywank

S- SIMP || Lil Mariko K- Kill Everybody || Skrillex I- Ivanushka || L3mon Dem0n Z- [Z songs are too hard to find] Z- [Z songs are too hard to find] L- Let’s Groove || Earth Wind And Fire E- Emo Boy || Ayesha M- Matryoshka || Hachi A- Aurora Borealis || L3mon Dem0n N- Nintendhoe || Doja

[archived--hell]

1, 2, 17, honestly all of them if you’re up to it

1 - already answered 

2. Do you have a personal favourite among your OCs?

L O R D T jupiter fuck man got damn id die for jupiter 

3. Have you ever adopted a character or gotten a character from someone else?

i have adopted characters before, but ive never done anything with them, and i have received characters Back from people but besides that nah

4. A character you rarely talk about?

HI PLEASE I BEG OF YOU ASK ABOUT THE GODS PLE AS E IM DYING

5. If you could make only one of your OCs popular/known, who would it be?

fuck uh.. honestly if its only semi popular would i do this bc being Well Known would be nice, yeah, but.. it scares me? idk but uh probably leo or aero, theyre two boys i hold close to my heart

6. Two OCs of yours that look alike despite not being related?

:) eldur and leo kinda? idk i try not to make any of them look alike rip

7. Are your OCs part of any story or stories?

YES! theyre actually all part of one universe called cooking with demons! i have a whole game planned out for the man cast kinda? but all in all its all set within one universe, with multiple different stories occurring within it jhfdksg

8 - already answered

9. Would you ever be willing to give any of your OCs to someone else?

unless specfifically made for them upon request, no. ive already tried that once and it lead to me losing any and all control i had over my characters. At this moment, i only “share” a few ocs with my boyfriend @coffee-burglar and even then, its taken almost a year to even be able to do that

10. Introduce an OC with a complicated design?

uh, all of them are kinda complicated for me, but as of right now, that would go to leos full form. (if u want a ref hmu and ill post it, but it wont be my art)

11. Is there any OC of yours you could describe as a “sunshine”?

like a ray of sunshine? yeah! angel and stitch would fit perfectly for that!

12. Name an OC that isn’t yours but who you like a lot

@coffee-burglar their oc chrome n koh,  or derek but thats bc im a hoe

13. Do you have any troublemaker OCs?

aero, jhor, innis, leo are all trouble makers to some degree, leo being the most trouble some

14. Introduce an OC with a tragic backstory

uhhhh fuck what counts as tragic?

i guess id have to say leo or jupiter mostly, but eldur fits too

15. Do you like to talk about your OCs with other people?

if youd let me i would yell about these fucks for hours on end, ive done it

16. Which one of your OCs would be the best at biology (school subject)?

the best but wouldnt enjoy it: Jupiterthe best and would absolutely enjoy it: colby

17. Any OC OTPs?

stitch/lavaaero/kohcolby/derek/inniswill/happiness aeyr/Eberictderek/Xhaztolleo/eldur

18. Any OC crackships?

jhfkdfsjghdfkjhgdkfjsgl i never talk abt it but will/aero is fucking A+

19. Introduce an OC that means a lot to you (and explain why)

ah,, leo. i originally made him to project the worst in myself onto, and because of that ive made his life a living shit hole. but,, recently ive been hell bent on giving him a good ending, one where he heals, and lives his life ok, where he finally, finally has a chance to be happy and get help. its,, kind of been a tiny growing point for me? he just, means a lot to me because of that haha

20. Do any of your OCs sing? If they sing, care to share more details (headcanon voice, what kind of songs they like etc)?

uhhh all of their voice claims are songs n such but only a few of them actually sing in canon! heres the voice claims of the ones who do sing:

Aero - thats his voice, but hed probably more likely to sing Something Like ThisAngelStitch - this is her voice! but shed be much more likely to sing something a lot more upbeat, kind of like thisColby (its jeremy from bmc jghfdkg)

and one i dont have a voice claim for yet that does sing canonically is Sycamore! 

21. Your most artistic OC

!!!! oh thatd easily be will! hes nothing professional at all, but he does enjoy drawing and making diy type projects :0c hazels also artistic but with food :0c but what would you expect from a kitchen witch

22. Is there any OC of yours people tend to mischaracterize? If yes, how?

Hi My Names Skinny Penis And No One Has Ever Even Looked At My Ocs For More Than Two Seconds

23. Introduce OC that has changed from your first idea concerning what the character would be like?

lordt all of them would fit that, but the one thats changed the most? lordy thatd probably be will! he used to be a persona that was mostly only interested in dying and getting fucked, but now hes? evolved into a fully fledged character, and has even changed from being human lmao

24. If you could meet one OC of yours, who would it be and why?

jupiter, simply because he is The Biggest Comfort i have. hes,,, really important to me and i love him a lot

25. The OC that resembles you the most (same hobby, height, shared like/dislike for something etc?)

:) its bold of you to assume they dont all resemble me in some way. the most though? damian. lazy motherfucker with 200 emotional issues and no motivation to fix any of them

26. Have you ever had to change your OC’s design or something else about them against your will?

…yeah.

27. Any OCs that were inspired by a certain song?

Nope, most tend to be born from ideas spawned by me n my bf concepting about my ocs, and what would happen if this thing happened? yknow?

28. Your most dangerous OC?

He has yet to be revealed >:)c his names icarus

29. Which one of your OCs would go investigate an abandoned house at night without telling anyone they’re going?

INNIS, GOD INNIS WOULD AND HED PROBABLY DIE

30. Which one of your OCs would most likely have a secret stuffed animal collection?

secret: damiannot so secret: colby

31. Pick one OC of yours and explain what their tumblr blog would be like (what they reblog, layout, anything really)

uHHhhHh 

damian would probably have a very shitty coded blog theme (or default) and would genuinely only reblog shitty, abstract memes, and nice food recipes for hazel to make him

32. Which one of your OCs would be the most suitable horror game protagonist and why?

protagonist? if youre going for the scared baby, colby. if ur going for the stoic “thats weird but ok” one, innis or aero.antagonist tho???? Leo and angelica :)

33. Your shyest OC?

uh, a oc thats genuinely shy and not just anxiety filled? angel :0c shes had a very limited interaction pool with anything thats not other angels so she tends to shy away from others bc she really, really doesnt want to get into awkward situations

34. Do you have any twin characters?

Jupiter and leo!

35. Any sibling characters?

Jupiter, leo, angelica, damian, eldur

jupiter, leo, damian, and angelica are all related via their dad, while eldur is related to damian via their mom

36. Do you have OC pairs where the other part belongs to someone else (siblings, lovers, friends etc)?

uhh if im understanding this question right yeah i do! derek, koh, n a lot of others belong to @coffee-burglar ! ive just roped them into my universe dkjfhkdjgh

37. Introduce an OC who is not quite human

Op All Of My Characters Are Inhuman

38. Which one of your OCs would be the best dancer?

surprisingly? aero! hes got really good rhythm and can actually dance really well, its kinda scary

39. Introduce any character you want

:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) Ill let yall have a choice, pick one

1.) Lust2.) Greed

40. Any fond memories linked to your characters? Feel free to share!

fond?? uh,, not really. but damian does have a very important memory attached to him.

tw for suicide ment hjgkdfs

with damian, i created him after i tried to kill myself and was stuck in a mental hospital. i had just finished reaing the first shadowhunters book, and decided to try and draw the first demon(???? was that what he was?? im a dumbass and its been over 2 years) you met, which had bright blue hair and if i remember correctly, electric green eyes? but yeah. i made him to cope with all the mental stress i had while being forced to be in that hospital, and hes become very close to my heart because of that

41. Has anyone drawn fanart of your OCs? If yes, maybe show a picture or two here (remember sources & permissions!)

!!!!!!!!! yeah!!! my boyfriends drawn damian and most of my characters bgjkfdhgkfdsgl but one i do hold close to my heart (bc at the time, i barely knew them) was when @stuck-in-the-ghost-zone drew aeyr! it made me really happy tbh. i still have it saved to my phone actually!!!

42. Which one of your OCs would be the most interested in Greek gods?

uhhhh,,, provided that they found a way to get anything involving earth and their beliefs itd probably be either angel or colby. angel enjoys learning anything and everything she can, while colby enjoys hearing about the Tea™ that comes with greek shit

43. Do you have any certain type when you create your OCs? Do you tend to favour some certain traits or looks? It’s time to confess

lordt ok

i really just? enjoy making demons really, or anything that doesnt quite fit “conveniently attractive” in at least one form they have. (i also favor making guys bc im Gay)

44. Something you like about your OCs in general

how well theyre coming together, for so long, their stories have been little fractures and pieces that never fit together. Fragments. but now, theyre almost fully put together and its… wonderful to see

45. A character you no longer use?

a hi have.. one. their name was angel aura, a steven universe oc. i got rid of them because of too many.. bad things.

46. Has anyone ever told you that you treat your OCs badly?

not directly, but yes. it.. actually helped me give a lot of them a ok life, or at least a good ending

47. Has anyone ever (friendly) claimed any of your OCs as their child?

@coffee-burglar eldur, colby, will n a few others lmao

48. OC who is a perfect cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure

ELDUR GOD ELDUR PLEASE SOMEONE GIVE THIS KID BACK TO HIS MOM

49. Which one of your OCs would most likely enjoy memes

damian

50. Give me the good ol’ OC talk here. Talk about anything you want

ghjkfgkfdhgklfjhglkjdfhgslfjdgh give me a actual thing to talk about bc im dying op

[actualbird]

AGES AGO somebody sent me an ask about a star trek au and i cant find it anymore but i did try to outline a fic but i dont rlly have the time or motivation to make a full fic so heres what i did put down anyway

a bmc star trek au in bullet points

WELCOME TO THE U.S.S. ENTERPRISE. let’s meet the crew!! captain chloe valentine. brash, bold, and hard headed with a heart of gold. got through the academy in three years and totally cheated on the kobayashi maru because she is better than no-win scenarios. her first officer, navigator, and longtime crush since the academy days (but you heard NOTHING, CAPICHE?) is brooke lohst, making sure they go through the stars in the right ways. 

we’ve got dreamy academy prodigy jake dillinger who served on another ship since he was seventeen, jesus, now on the enterprise as a skilled helmsman and the ship’s local heartthrob. count chief security officer rich goranski—somebody who swears he can take down four klingons with nothing but a tricorder and a piece of string—along with all the swooners. 

chief communications officer and xenolinguistic specialist jenna rolan can mediate diplomatic ties in ten languages but she can also start a barfight in over twenty. theres chief medical officer christine canigula who also happens to be one of the most odd (half) vulcans ever but people the crew never minds. not when christine is always the one saving their skin and stabbing them all with hyposprays.

then theres jeremy and michael. jeremy and michael who have been friends since childhood and always looked to the night sky. the both of them have always wanted to be out there, but jeremy always doubted. his dreams were too big for just the earth, but he never thought he’d be good enough to go up into space. 

(jeremy and michael who, at twelve, promise on a shooting star that theyll both at least try, and that theyll try together.)

(racking up the necessary grades and high performance for the academy is hell and their high school years are tense because of it, but they get accepted, and by that point, neither of them ever want to stop. it’s hard work and sleepless nights and days where they stumble back to their shared dorm room high and cursing space and space things before mumbling back and forth about how they want to be out there so badly. somewhere along the way, jeremy wonders when exactly looking at michael felt like looking at the stars. when exactly it started feeling like fear and desire and love all at the same time.)

(michael wonders back to the shooting star and wonders if looking at jeremy will ever feel like anything other than hope. than maybe. than what if. than i wish) 

michael ends up chief engineering officer and jeremy is chief science officer. theyre both incredibly good at their jobs and theyre both utter fucking dweebs. most of the crew is, really.

and then theyre all off on a three year exploration mission. three years among the stars.

//STAR TREK OPENING THEME PLAYS

most of the exciting drama happens off-ship which makes michael a little grumbly because he stays on ship 90% of the time that’s his job. and he loves his job. he loves the enterprise so much. many ensigns have seen michael talking to the engines in a soft, cooing voice while stroking the metal. michael knows the ship and the ship knows michael (and all of his mushy thoughts because “god, i’m really that person now, that person who monologs about being in love with his best friend to a hunk of MACHINERY…..sorry babe, i didnt mean that. i love you.”)

(jeremy has heard michael call the enterprise so many things. babe. baby. darling. love. the light of my life. jeremy never thought he could be jealous of a SHIP but here he fucking is.)

as CSO, jeremy goes with the ground crew a lot. jeremy loves his job so much. so many new planets and plants and things to study and understand. he usually has his comms on to talk to michael while on planet just to gush about everything. “the main source of liquid here is green, michael. then at night it turns red. what the hell!!!”

the planet in question with the weird liquid is a one on the outskirts of near empty space, a planet the federation has been trying to recruit for a while. strange planet. two moons. plants that glow electric blue sometimes. home to a generally advanced and eerily perfect and in sync civilization. jeremy suspects theyre telepaths (they act like theyre all connected), but none of the other telepaths in the crew can read them. it’s very odd

somewhere back on the enterprise, michael gets a sinking feeling in his gut

turns out the planet is alive and is controlling all lifeforms through a hivemind activated by ingesting a certain pill-like fruit along with the green water. ground crew gets their brains taken over and the usually on ship crew (michael, christine, brooke, jake) have to go down and save their friends. hell yea

aside from that odd movie-like barely main plot, imagine the shenanigans more on the series flavor!! getting stuck in part of the universe that traps them in a timeloop. weird virus that makes jake start fencing through the halls shirtless. brooke accidentally getting engaged to alien royalty while chloe resists the split second urge to shoot her phaser. christine not letting any red shirts die on her watch at all but wondering just why theyre so susceptible to injury. ykno, the usual.

also pining. in SPACE. michael and jeremy making time for each other in spite of their erratic shift times. jeremy walking in on michael monologing to the pipes about somebody he’s so in love with and jeremy walks away with a cold feeling in his gut. michael dragging a sleepless jeremy to his quarters after hours of trying and failing to understand a sample. michael lays jeremy in his bed only for jeremy to gently grab his wrist and say with a voice just on the edge of consciousness “stay? please?” 

michael thinks of shooting stars and blue eyes and settles next to jeremy, willing himself to sleep against the beats of his heart. 

[boyf--riends]

review of Be More Chill!

i’m about to talk a lot about the show and the cast! if you don’t wanna read but you wanna hear about the talkback, the audio posts have just gone up and for those of you who want the review it’s under the cut!!!

- you can see jeremy violently pull down his pants before More Than Survive starts 

- the bus ride was so cute!! the actors jostled around like they were actually on a bus and it was super fun to watch even though it was literally only 5 seconds long

- the reason why chloe calls jeremy out is because he tried to sneakily snake his arm behind brooke to get to his locker and it looked like a weird pervy move

- rich walks straight into jeremy and we were blessed with “dOn’T TouCH Me TaLL aSs!!1!” and jeremy just stands there as rich violently scribbles on his back pack

- michael entered from the audience and accidentally hit my friend in the face with his backpack strap and did his lil marley jam session and the crowd went fucking nuts

- ”boyf. what does this mean?” jeremy turns around and so does michael so their bags read boyf riends and michael turned to jeremy and made kissy faces/noises the mom behind me violently whispered “what the hell is a boyf” tbh its a mood 

- jake lifts christine up in all her glory to sign up for the play and tbh,, i aspire to be that extra

- I LOVE PLAY REHEARSAL HOLY SHIT

- christine is so excited the whole time and god did her actress fucking kill the part

- when jake talks to christine it was pretty obvious he was nervous but tried to play cool and i really liked that

- two player game started and i shit you not the person in front of me started crying

- jeremy does not like to talk to his dad or about his mom

- “im your favowite pewson” michael nuzzles jeremys shoulder and jeremy shoves him off and he dramatically falls on top of the bean bags

- they had two of the ensemble actors as the payless employees and it was kinda weird but i went with it

- when they said it was top secret stuff michael was behind jeremy taking pictures of the stuff inside the box and it was super funny

-i thought jeremy picked out some kinda unisex blue v-neck ladies shirt not a sparkly pink tube top what the fuck

- “BecauSe SHe chEaTEd on MEeeEEEeeee” he rolled on the ground so fucking dramatically

- Do You Wanna Ride made 89% of the audience so uncomfortable but everyone went wild when brooke went “pi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ink beeeeerrryyyyy”

- jeremy’s voice cracked when he said everything about him made he wanna die and the squip turned the whole thing around but he kept that evil smirk on his face the whole damn time

- jeremy sleep singing Be More Chill while being carried to his bed and getting tucked in was so cute dont make me mention the “sleep tight slugger” bc my heart broke

- chloe totally psychs out christine before Guy That I’d Kinda Be Into and when jeremy enters christine pulls out of that whole funk and it was super freaking cute

- whenever christine does anything jeremy looks so love sick its adorable

- when christine said jake you could see physical pain on jeremy’s face before he grabbed his stuff and ran out

- brooke and jeremy had sex during upgrade (he comes out from backstage after making out with brooke, buttoning up his pants an smoothing out his shirt) and i was so fucking SHOOK 

- michael looked so angry and hurt but he got all excited when he figured out the squip worked but jeremy just stood there and didn’t even move to go after michael

- THE LIGHT WAS SHINING ON MICHAEL WHEN HE ASKED IF JEREMY WAS COMING THEN THE LIGHT WENT OUT AND ALL YOU COULD SEE WAS THE SQUIPS LIGHT NEXT TO JEREMY AFTER HE SAYS OPTIC NERVE BLOCKING: ON

- the costumes for halloween made me nut holy shit the barking unicorn was my favorite

-after the song is over rich is the only one still on stage and he’s twitching and repeating “halloween” over and over again until he walks off stage

- brooke was so excited to see jeremy and christine was so excited to see jake but they both were pretty rude and both girls loked pretty upset afterwards

- chloe rubbed herself all over jeremy and when she gave him the baby bottle full of alcohol jeremy loked genuinely panicked when the squip made him drink it

- Do You Wanna Hang also made 89% of the audience uncomfortable but it turned pretty funny when jake punch through a fucking window

- michael covered head to toe in trash is such a mood but jeremy look so relieved when he finally saw michael

-  “I had this whole spiel about 12 years of friendship going right down the drain” jeremy looked so guilty but michael looked so hurt and betrayed especially when he was trying to explain why the squip was bad

- jeremy shoved michael into the bath tub after he called him a loser, and all the parents who had no idea what BMC was gasped, and everyone was already crying

- Ryan Everett Wood is such an amazing actor and he really made Michael In The Bathroom the best scene in the whole show

- while jeremy and christine exchange weird noises, the dude in the unicorn costume sits up and just starts barking at them before he passes out again

- they make fun of rich for spazzing and asking for mountain dew red before the squip tells jeremy to skedaddle before the fire

- all of the shiny metallic costumes in Rich Set A Fire really highlighted the guys’ muscles and i liked it

- pitiful children was so well choreographed and i really want a pair of those sick light up sneakers

- as the show goes on and the squips control over jeremy gets stronger, the make up gets more intense and the squip starts to look more dishevelled and corrupt

- jeremy totally fucking roasted his dad (his dad looked so sad and shook) and what does his dad do?? run half naked to michaels house of course

- michael is getting high asf and sitting in a onsie burning stuff

- mr reyes is wearing jeremys costume and he looks so proud of himself until he sees jeremy 

- michael made his entrance through the audience and everyone lost their god damn MINDS

- michael is such a petty bitch like,, jeremy is literally on the ground in pain and he’s just “hmmm no sorry u gotta apologize ://///” and if that ain’t me,,,,,

- michael literally holds jeremy with his arms and legs and jake just shrugs and grabs the mt dew red before pouring it out and michael looks so SHOOK

- “did the squip heal your legs???” in the most evil yet nonchalant high school jock voice i’ve ever heard “No I just can’t feel any pain. and its AWESOME”

- when christine comes out michael starts to walk away like “whoops theres christine looks like he won’t give up the squip now” but gets so excited when jeremy tells her to drink the mt dew

- everyone starts shrieking and michael looks terrified and starts screaming too and when everyone passes out michaels still screaming “AAAAAAAOOOOOOOOHHHHHH FUCK”

- rich is in a legit full body cast but he looks so happy once jeremy wakes up and starts talking to him

- “oh my god i am totally bi” rich sounded so excited and the audience clapped and cheered

- rich and michael kinda had that “you were the only other person in this hospital room i could talk to and you’re not that bad of a person” vibe when voices in my head started playing

- jake looks like he’s about to punch jeremy but he sends him off with a lil bro hug and it’s such a pure interaction!! jeremy looks so stoked that everyone is still talking to him after the play!!!!

- “i think that all of us want to go out with you” they have sweet make out kiss thing and the whole cast is on the high beams looking down at them so fondly 

- the squip comes back and jeremy just started to sing louder and it was so good and such an empowering moment

LITTLE NOTES ABOUT THE CAST: Everyone was so good and they all fit their roles so well! So much respect goes out to Matt, Ryan, Sal, Lizz, Jason, Billy, Vincent, Lisa, Katie, Emily, Carly, Frankie, and Bridget because without their hardwork and dedication to the show, it wouldn’t have been so good!!

You could also tell how much effort was put into the details of the show like, nothing was there to just be there, everything had a purpose and there was never any weird “i dont have any lines so i’ll just awkwardly stand here” moments with any of the actors!! overall the show was  out of this world amazing and i’m so greatful that I had the chance to see it and meet the wonderful actors behind the original and the revival show!!!!

overall rating: hell yes/10

[ignaviias]

im keeping with last years tradition so here we go for this years big ol gay post im putting it here bc its the place where i can tag the most people since i dont use twitter much anymore anyway the Gay is under the cut

 IRL PEOPLE 

 @edgy-blackberry 

fuck you!!!!!!!!!!! but on a serious note i really love having you as a friend!! im glad we're still in contact even though we cant do the whole sit around the table at lunch shit anymore (bc sixth formers """"""arent allowed"""" . bih. i do what i want) youre really funny nd ald just real nice so like Ideal content you also put up with my fucken Constant shit in the server bc i have zero self control and am too passionate abt bmc and whatever else is my interest at the time heck yeah ALSO I LOVE MILO. TELL MILO I LOVE HIM.

@gaminginfections 

bitch do you even use tumblr anymore??????? idk if youll see this but fuck it anyway!!!!!! ur one of my closest irl friends!!!!! me you and jess are the worst team because we cant be trusted to do anything but thats okay because i love it youre a really nice person like if me and jess are Sad (tm) you always try and help nd thats Excellent i know that sometimes you dont feel as involved bc me and jess have known eachother longer but that doesnt make you any less important to us!! and like above, please tell evie i love her. this is important fuck 

do i know anymore irl people on here that i can tag . fuck it moving on 

 NON IRL PEOPLE 

 im sorry if i miss anyone out!!! dont take it personally im just really fucking shit

@inthenameofsverige 

i dont talk to you often but youre a really chill person!!!!!! youre always there to give nice comments nd i like having you around!!!!! i Love tally and im thankful for the photos and updates you post because i would absolutely die for her love u sweden !!!!!!!!!!

@funkyrooks 

youre!!!  a really good pal!!!!!! youre such a sweet person nd i love you in dnd too !! love bewick!!! and you also make the notes which are life savers bc i have those sweet concentration issues I hope things with uni are going well for you !!! 

@winstoneroticroleplay 

i cant believe i have to have this cursed username in my gay post anyway !! gob!!! i dont speak to you much at all outside of dnd but youre such a chill dm its great - when i first joined i didnt know you but youre the kind of person whos so easy to get along with also you put up with all of our bullshit in dnd and we love you for that 

@enid-is-a-lesbian 

youre another person i dont speak to a lot but youre a really funny person and meeting you at mcm was really fun!! even though i saw you last year we never really all got to talk properly??? i dont count that as much of a meeting but like. this year. good fucken year the chicken incident remains in my heart always and the way that you launched yourself off the chair for that sweet chicken 

@creirdyddlydd 

we literally only met like a few weeks ago but !! heck!! i love rping with you in that chat!! i love the way you play jeremy n im glad that i managed to join it bc its been really fun !! i hope we can keep rping in the future too !! - this applies to like everyone else in that server too but i dont know yalls usernames

okay. okay. these are the Gay ones im putting you two as combined gay then breaking it down to individuals after

 @arvoze and @octovine

 i. love. you two. WUV YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! youre honestly some of The most important people to me and i wouldnt want to change that for the world youre both so fun to be around and i love how easy it is to talk to you and how easy it was at mcm as well i wish i could go back to mcm and do it all over again because i loved it so much and leaving was so hard and i wont lie i was on the verge of tears while i walked away if im ever in a bad way and things seems so shit just like? talking to you two and pissing about makes everything so much better and im so mad we all dont live near eachother like this is homophobia let me be gay irl

 individuals time

lewis;  YOU. (the temptation to just leave it as this was overbearing) you were one of the first people i ever properly spoke to?? you were so chill and easy to approach so it made it so much easier for me to get closer to everyone else as well i owe you a lot because without you i probably wouldnt have spoken to anyone on that server??? iconic going to present time ; youre always sweet so and nice youre like a fucking dad w the way you reblog my shit i love it youre also always willing to help people even if theyve caused issues and stuff nd i love that!!!!! real fucken mvp!!!! wewis i wuv you 

 jack;  also wuv you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im so glad youre around because i love your sense of humour (you and lewis are the fucken Dream Team) i also Love your art like ?? its a really good style brent. and if i wasnt supposed to be saving money for iceland/uni i would be comissioning you an unfortunate amount of times i know you dont always feel appreciated but trust me when i say you absolutely are nd if you ever need to talk to anyone or just vent shit at then like. hit me up youre really important to me so i want to make sure youre okay!!!!

 --

 like i said earlier sorry if i missed people !! i love you all :* 

[askguyslikeus]

((answering questions under the cut!))

i do actually plan on a little story! nothing too huge ahah but i do want this to be mostly run as an askblog! i might leave yall hints in the tags of important storyish posts but for the most part just sending asks should keep the ball rolling

eastern time zone! i have a weird work schedule and usually get out by 10 am - 1 pm or have weekdays off so my posts are kind off all over the place aha!

legit whatever strikes my fancy TBH haha sometimes i get asks that i love but i cant think of anything for them and i save them for some other time if something stikes my inspo. but usually if i can think of something that has more than one word answer and makes me smile i pick that one! sometimes i even come back to an ask i didnt wanna do cause i RANDOMLY THOUGHT OF A GOOD SCRIPT or somehting hahaha

ahhh i love exploring characters different from myself!! i mean i love writing these awkward boys who use silly lingo cause i too am super awkward and use silly lingo BUT i dont play overwatch or listen to the smiths or wanna major in music theory but i feel like michael would like all these things sooo,,, its been fun exploring new things because i want to know more about them for this blog specifically. i dont want to settle on something being their fav just cause i know about it i guess and im having fun with it

it also is nice to explore thingS ive dealt with myself through these boys in a healthy way using what ive learnt about myself and others. i deal with dependency issues and i always read michael as having them as well? but i didnt deal with them in a healthy manner for a while and ive learnt how to be better about it. and just ,,, being able to help these fictional boys in a way i struggled with is really refreshing and helps me a lot

aaa sorry i mostly just, enjoy exploring issues that i can grow in myself while also trying to get a grasp on these boys if that makes any sense?

at the moment no, i already reached out to a few people to ask them to do asks, and i do have a kinda story i wanna get to so,,, at the moment im all set on guest artists! i might do another round a little later tho!

i have not been intentionally but i have a lot of friends on the spectrum and am all for headcanons for michael and jeremy as well! i base a lot of my scripts and way of speaking and how they deal with situation on how ive seen friends of mine and myself react so!! i myself am not on the spectrum but i can see both jeremy and michael being autistic !! rock on anon

usually around an hour or two since i do multiple panels ahaha but if its one like the michael in the bathroom one or the childhood one i defs spent three or four hours on those bad boys,,,, i chose a very easy to do art style for this blog so i could work on my expressions and scripts and poses and get them done quick without worrying too much about how finished things look and hoo wee go past me cause ,,, i would not have as many posts as i do now slash i PROBs would have gave up 3 asks in hoooo boyyy

ye lol

like,,,, only a month ago woops i saw a cute shippy headcanon and i was like oh wait fuck these boys are cute. then i listened to the musical and was very blindsided by the entire plot omg but!! im glad im here!!

mostly because i wanted u to be able to tell who was talking! soemtimes my handwriting is small or my pic is big so jeremy ans michael will talk like this back to back

i ate a big corndog the other day HE SURE DID why do u sound proud im the one who ate the big corndog IM JUST A SUPPORTIVE BRO

and when they talk like that i needed a way to show who was speaking? aaaa i made theirs contrast the most since they are in the most asks together! as for everyone else i kinda just do whatever im feeling hahaha

i was gunna do something like a winky face or be like maybeee~ but imma just say ye man. i love boyf riends and im workin on a little plot to get these boyos together and happy!

ALSO I DIDNT GET AN ASK ABOUT IT BUt peopl have dmed me their headcanons or post ideas and im going to say it now in bold and caps

I DONT DO ANGST FOR THE SAKE OF ANGST if i end up posting sad things its because its what the boys are feelin in a story line but for the most part this is a happy happy blog. i have a lot of shit going on in my own life and i know some people use their ask blogs or art to draw out their venting and that is very good and healthy usually and i support you! but that isnt my way of coping and this blog will not have angst. dont prompt me for angst homies and stop trying to throw triggers out there to make me make a sad post. there are a lot of good blogs than can fill ur bmc angst needs!! 

AND LASTLY CAUSE YE IMMA POST A BUNCH CAUSE THEY MADE ME SMILE :

I am SO OVERHWLEMED AND EMOTIONAL ABOUT ALL THE SUPPORT IVE GOTTEN ON THIS BLOG,,,, i went into this fandom in a really bad place and really lonely and really hating my art and idk it wasnt good but!!! making this blog is helping me grow a lot on my own as an artist but also everyone else enjoying it as much as i am ??? i die every timeee aaaaaa yall what th heckkkkk,,,,, 

THANK U SO MUCH EVERYONE I APPRECIATE U ALL A LOT??? im glad ur enjoying my silly askblog idk im emotional im sorry aaa

hope i keep u guys entertained and u enjoy where i take these two!

there were some asks that were sent to me that i plan to answer soon in the form of asks so i didnt answer them but thank u for sending me questions guys!! 

[squigglegigs]

how do you make friends

how do i ,,, make friends? hmm well i uh idk tbh at conventions i get wasted and tell people stupid stories about my sibling and then were good pals and have a fun wasted nigt to remember but thats not good advice

online idk i just? i reach out to people i think are cool and have similar interests and if they dont seem interested i back off i feel like thats important to know? that u cant be friends with everyone even if u really want to. going up to someone and saying HEY LETS BE FRIENDS usually doesnt work. ive made a lot of good pals tbh through discord servers? thats how i met scotty and sini and bing and clar and they are all great I ALSO MET MY TWO FAV BMC PALS THROUGH the old bmc general discord? i was in there for a hot minute then i saw hachi and we started pming and they introduced me to nate and i love them so mych id die for them

ive also been putting myself out there with my art more and trying to talk to other artists about guest arting and what not helped me get closer to some really rad people like rillie and connor!

ggggg idk tho my best friends irl people like limey and gwen i became friends with through mutual disgust and hatred hahahaa but i love them so muh and our friendship is a good time

sorry i rambled this probs doesnt help u much aaaaa

[ao3feed-meremy]

Every New Jersey Town Has a Walmart

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2t5lFN7

by Talking_Walking_Trashbag

Christine: “DAB.” She finished the ritual. The fabric markers, art markers, paint, easels, and canvases collapsed on the floor, spelling out “STALE MEME” Rich and Jake: We almost got arrested for the break room thing last week though.” Rich reasons. Chloe: “Ma’am, you are not allowed to ride that in here, especially if you’re not paying for it.” A stuffy Walmart employee demands. Chloe knows what she needs to do. Brooke:“It’s too sad because ” Jenna gets down on all fours. “Everywhere the low prices touch is our kingdom.” She growls slowly crawling towards Brooke. Michael and Jeremy: “You realize that we have to find the others right?” Jeremy asks as a response. Michael groans. “It is literally 3 am, in a Walmart, you think that this is going to end up good?”.

Words: 1360, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Be More Chill - Iconis/Tracz

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Michael Mell, Jeremy Heere, Jake Dillinger, Rich Goranski, Christine Canigula, Chloe Valentine, Brooke Lohst, Jenna Rolan, Walmart Employee

Relationships: Jeremy Heere/Michael Mell, (mentioned) - Relationship, Jake Dillinger/Rich Goranski

Additional Tags: i want to die, THIS IS OVER 1000 WORDS ON THE BMC SQUAD GOING TO WALMART, What Is Wrong With ME, whatever, mentions to sexual content, i dont care anymore, Jenna Rolan is a demon creature, and Rich likes goldfish snacks, and three walmart employees get run over

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2t5lFN7

[fightallofthem]

Ask Tag Thingy

Nickname: (umm nothing I hate nicknames, people try to give them to me, none of it works unless you count loser jokingly from friends) Gender: girl?? Star sign: Leo Height: 5'5" or 5'6" idk Time: 1:02 Birthday: August 10 (just passed, lol) Favorite Bands: umm I listen to way to many musicals, but Florence and The Machine, Panic! At The Disco, and Get Scared Favorite Solo Artists: Melanie Martinez Song Stuck in my Head: Brave as a Noun, and I Was An Island (i dont know by who just the title) Last Movie Watched: August Rush Last Show I Watched: Voltron Legendary Defenders of The Universe When Did I Create This Blog: like four or five months ago?? Maybe six I have no clue.. What Do I Post: I mainly do reblogs and sometimes make little crappy post by yours truly Last thing I googled: Picarto.tv (I wanted to make an account and watch some of my friends stream, I'm looking at you, @sugar-rush-draws ) Do you have any other blogs: umm yeah three total...; this one, an art blog, and a bmc one.. (I say this with caution due to having two irl friends being mutuals, and I don't want it die) Why did you choose your username?: I like to say "fight me" a lot despite being an pure pacifist Following: 194 (*sweats nervously*) Followers: 19 here, 6 on my art, aaaaaand 87 on my bmc one... Favorite Colors: ORANGE AND THIS ONE SHADE OF TEAL LEANING TOWARDS GREEN. Average Hours of Sleep: umm 7 on good nights and 4-6 most of the time... Lucky Number: 732 Instruments: Flute and I'm still learning/teaching myself Piano What am I wearing: A Homestuck tee-shirt, and Star Wars pajama pants How many blankets do I sleep with at night?: one, and sometimes not even that. Dream Job: something with art or music i dont what I want to do in the future... Dream Trip: somewhere with lots of water, that I can swim or play in, beach or lake , just wATER.. Favorite Food: my grandmas potato salad, nothing will ever be better Nationality: american Favorite Song Right Now: everything, just let me drown out the unpleasantries of the real world So other people to tag and pass this onto (definitely not twenty people): @musicaltrash42 @monochromebrilliance @daddykleinman @okayfriendd @cheezbot @theamnistythings and thats it I think i might come back and add more people because Im pretty sure I'm forgetting someone and I don't want to leave them out