#i dont think this is the end. i do think this poison has an antidote and every eye can be blinded. i think this whole thing is as bad as we
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drabble on pharma x human reader
warnings: its pharma, everything is fucked
just me listing ideas and character traits so i can write...
Actions/Behaviors:
-would keep you on him at all times as if you were a pocket hamster
-600% will drug you
-preserving head and organs after you die
-mnemosurgery to pry into your brain and know everything (perhaps attempt a digital link with him so he's connected 24/7 like a sparkbond)
-physically consuming organs mainly heart/brain
-wants to cut you open while conscious to see your organs (will sew you back up after ofc) (will be sedated for no pain, but will be awake)
-propofol abuse? (maybe fuck you on and off it just to see how you react)
-will attempt to physically massage your heart in an attempt to maintain your heart rate. (and to have control over your life literally)
-would scarification his red cross on your chest (? horny tramp stamp? wow just thinking hurts)
-would withhold medication until you submit and beg (if you're too stubborn, he will slip just enough in without you knowing to keep you going)
oocs??:
-would poison you just to watch you suffer and then antidote you? (idk to make it where reader knows, or reader thinks it was a 3rd party. maybe pharma has gaslighted reader into thinking its external but always have an inkling?)
-would attempt to infuse you with energon/nucleon (if nucleon stops bots from transforming, what would it do to humans?)
-would try to forcibly physically put you in his spark
-would he remove limbs so you're stuck?? (i dont think so... but i do believe he will try to modify you)
-i want to see him use his chainsaw to engrave lines over reader? forming more blocky lines to resemble Cybertronians?
-probably drinks your blood, or at least taste it (maybe keep it in a vial in subspace at all time)
-permanent drug state?
-super ooc, i want to see him repaint/make reader repaint his autobot insignia with their blood
light analysis:
-pet names: dear, darling, occasionally love?? (not sweetspark??)
-ends sentences with "hmm?" / snarky
hmm? ah. tch tch, ah, ah! don't touch that! tongue clicking, lots of italics. (writing in his mind is hard...)
snarky, haughty, controlling, obsessive (to reader), does not want to see you in pain, but will actively cause you to be in it, naturally manipulative, more smirks than grins.
i want to say gaslighting, but will ease on it when he warms up to reader...?
internal personality conflict:
i see him as finding a human annoying, and originally toying, very traumatic shit, then warming up. (insert charm) not accepting that he has feelings, he pushes them into obsession. and acts them out in questionable physical actions.
thoughts:
quotes are ooc, just what i think he would justify his actions;
"no its not love, i just need them with me at all time."
"my spark isnt flaring harder because of love, its because they belong in there"
"they may not live long, but i can preserve them" (leads to infusing energon?)
soft pharma (say no tarn tcog or any incidents, or you pull him out of issues) (shit how did first aid get an evalv from rung but pharma didnt?? bro was sane then!!)
-would be tender, lots of physical affection (still)
-would organ harvest for you
-would tease you and be annoying (instead of internalizing it and coming out obsessive.)
#im getting sick thinking in his brain#deadass gonna pop a percocet#transformers#transformers x reader#rambles#transformers x human#pharma x reader#pharma x human#fuck im so in pain#i want to drabble more but mimir...
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I've been thinking a lot lately about identity, culture, parody, pastiche, and empathy (which I'm aware is a very broad umbrella, but bear with me.) I think a part of the reason why post-modernism doesn't resonate with younger generations as "art" is that its core conceit has become mainstream. There's still the critique of capitalist work as fetish which hasn't been taken up in the mainstream, but the overwhelm of images and ideas both industrial and organic pared down and/or magnified past the point of comprehension then replicated infinitely has become the general stew the internet is mired in. It is, by nature, the very thing depicted as perverse by earlier artists; thus, there's no edge to it anymore, simply another smooth rock wearing away at the boundaries between our selfhood and the world (if ever there was a meaningful delineation to be made.)
Further, I think the lack of self-awareness is deadly. When one takes every element of culture, regarding depth and meaning carefully, and creates something new from it (however scathing it may be towards the source material,) that is one thing; it is something entirely different to do so without care. This... loss of care in the handling of culture is a symptom of the panoptic nature of the internet. To regurgitate everything, it must first be swallowed, and before that? Ripped and shattered on the rocks of the gaze. The only way to avoid the gaze is to hide all noticeable traits until you blend in with the scenery, and to do that, you must erase every emotion, trait, or interest; you turn into a cold mask of a human, mocking your kind and taking the teeth you hardened to avoid into your mouth, becoming a new eye on the mutated tower of our own insatiable curiosity. This is a very roundabout way to refer to irony poisoning.
That poison does exactly what I outlined. It breaks the self whole, and blended with the most pernicious mechanisms of capitalism, sells the most delicate parts to the highest bidder. Pale copies of it are then disseminated as the real thing and turned into a hollow, post-modern collage of one's most sacred parts to cover the vicious nothing underneath. Pale copies of pieces of people destroyed become a collage element alongside hundreds of others for a trendy mask, long discarded in a years time.
Even the reason for this practice has become subsumed in its mimicry, rendering the perversion of post-modernism so two months ago.
#i am thinking tboughts. that i wish to share.#and i say this all as someone IN the culture of brutality. i am very much steeped in internet culture. obviously.#but im also deeply cynical of both it and many critiques of it. they tend to be alarmist strings of runaway logic postulating the end of#humanity at the hands of our most deeply held and deeply neutral traits.#so i really do seek to avoid that particular trap of thought#i dont think this is the end. i do think this poison has an antidote and every eye can be blinded. i think this whole thing is as bad as we#make it through our belief.#but i also acknowledge that this culture is not without its scapegoats and there is a particular and irreplacable cruelty theyre treated wit#(pretend theres an h there)#just. many thoughts. apologies as always for any incoherency.#raspberry rambles
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Batfam (and friends) as Henry Danger quotes
(Because im a nerd and love this show)
Damian: Tt, my parties arent that bad
Jon: Christmas. 3 years ago. 15 kids ended up in the hospital!
Damian: FATHER!!!
Tim: Damian! Were trying to study here *indicates to Duke and Steph, both clearly not studying*
Damian: I’m talking to my Father.
Robin!Jason: Dangit! All these jobs say i gotta have skills..
Dick: You have skills!
Jason: Name one.
Dick: You’re a great dancer!
Jason: No I’m not?
Dick: You could take lessons.
(More under the cut i just dont want this to be super duper long)
Bruce: How old are you?
Tim, trying to become robin: Im 13, I’ll be 14. On my next birthday
Dick: Ah so youre aging sequentially
Tim, extremely tired: Do you ever dream about sleeping?
Steph, extremely confused:…no??
Tim: good. If you did youd be dead.
Bruce: Lets ride.
Robin!Jason who is very new to this: Wha- Ride where?
Bruce: We’ve got people in the Jandy River that need saving.
Bruce: Come on.
Jason: You mean we’re going there? Together? Like right now?
Tim, extremely dirty and has a cut on his face walking into Drake Manor:
Jack, not paying attention: Hey Tim, did you get the job?
Tim: Yeah, just finished my first day.
Jack: So hows work?
Tim: Uh it was pretty… interesting.
Bernard: Hey, you never told us what you do at your new job
Tim: *just stares wide eyed silently*
Bruce: While we were patrolling, Poison Ivy stole packs of baby bottles, can you guess why?
Robin!Dick: Uhhh
Bruce: To flood the bottles with radioactive plant matter.
Dick: I would not have guessed that.
Jason: I see youre in your pajama pants.
Tim: Yeah its almost midnight, I was studying for this test i have tomorrow
Jason: What subject?
Tim: Puerto Rican history
Jason: Ah Puerto Rico… land of…
Tim: Puerto Ricans?
Jason: yeah..
Red Hood: Strike three.
Spoiler: That was only 2
Hood: Okay, don’t correct me in front of the criminals
Duke: Whats in the mug?
Tim, who just poured himself and entire pot of coffee despite hating it: Coffee.
Tim: To keep me alive.
Duke: no, no, no, no, you cannot drink this much coffee after work. This mug is comedically large!
Steph: I have the same dream all the time. It satrts with me getting a horse for my birthday. Then my dad shows up. Then the horse kicks my dad in the face!
Jason, helping Tim study: You want a good grade on your puerto rican math test?
Tim: history
Jason, who died before he finished highschool: Same thing
Non-Bat who needs the antidote for Joker gas or something: Will this hurt?
Black Bat: Yes, very much.
Bernard, talking about a criminal the Bats cant catch: Its not Batmans fault, he just needs a better sidekick
Tim: One more time.
Bernard, who knows: Just saying, I’d be way better at catching criminals than the current Robin
Dick: I’m gonna die..
Jason: Not in the house. If you’re gonna die, do it outside
Tim: I’m Robin.
Bernard: I know. I figured that out.
Damian: Todd, I wish to speak to you about something.
Jason: BABIES COME FROM THE BABY STORE
Oracle: Steph, come to Gotham Park right now!
Steph: noo, I’m not in the mood for trees
Oracle: did i ask you what youre in the mood for?
Vikki Vale: So, Spoiler, how did you catch Two Face?
Spoiler: I’d love to take all the credit, but it was really all thanks to my partner, Black Bat.
Vikki: Interesting. Black Bat, can you tell us more?
Black Bat: No.
It really bothers me the lack of Babs, Cass, and Duke worthy quotes there are 😔😔 also my personal favs show a lot and im sorry for that, but there will be more as i think of them, these are just eps 1-4, the rest will be posted like in a queue or something and as single quotes cus im eepy
#batfam#batman#robin#dc robin#dick grayson#nightwing#damian wayne#tim drake#red robin#jason todd#red hood#batfamily headcanons#incorrect quotes#henry danger#stephanie brown#cassandra wayne#barbara gordon#source: henry danger
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Gale Reviews: ML Season 5 episode 25 and 26: Confrontation and Re-creation
Since both episodes are out, I will review them both. Time to find out if the finale can bring it home
Spoilers below
-Gabriel and Tomoe think they are doing this for their own good. Should have called this episode Delusion.
-So they giving everyone nightmares, at least Adrien isn’t alone in suffering
-Ladrien dream was actually Marinette in ladybug armor. It looked cool but I wanted Ladrien
-Gabriel died in the dream, still don’t get how that’s a nightmare. (Marinette really forgot chat blanc existed
- okay Marinette’s parents dreams are adorable. Tom you sweet man, and Sabine care about their children and eachother.
-oh snap, Alya’s nightmare. Actually realistic and terrifying. For her at least.
-Tikki saw the food. Get it girl.
-Adrien technically been dealing with it the longest… but now it’s not special. Everyone be suffering
-they have a tech antidote for nightmares
-Damn, that is disturbing. And Adrien will probably use it… baby no.
-Okay he resisted. Good for him. Well it wasn’t an order, but still. Adrien is trying.
-Plagg mocking Gabriel.
-Plagg gonna be a menace today
-how many rings does that robot have
-Adrien giving up his miraculous out of despair. What a surprise, he’s gonna be out of the final fight. At least for now. Plagg gotta go get ladybug.
-Tikki ate all them bread. Respect
-“it’s not personal, it’s for Adrien.” That’s PRETTY FUCKING PERSONAL
-Nathalie’s nightmare is basically Gabriel winning. Glad she realized the truth on that… even if it was too little too late.
-Nathalie got a crossbow. KILL GABRIEL WITH IT
-oh damn, I knew all meditation apps were evil!
-Plagg flying across the ocean to get to Ladybug. Plagg will always be the light of my life
-Ladybug finding out Nathalie was A Lara croft
-Plagg gonna be smart about this
-Alliance showing why tech companies are all evil
-THEY ALL DOWNLOADED THE APP! NOT THE RESISTANCE. NOW NO ONE CAN RESISTANCE
-MYLENE THE GOAT! Mylene has shot up so much in my favorite classmate rankings
-Ivan's nightmare sounds adorable
-Mylene start slapping them please. NINO MUST BE DEEP HYPNOTIZED
-NO MYLENE DONT DO IT! And she dropped down in my rankings again
-Damn it, she was tricked by her friends
-Gabriel's cliche speech to Emilie. Blah blah blah. WHAT MORALITY?! YOU WERE ONCE A BRITISH CHIP MAKER?!
-NATHALIE GONNA SHOOT HIM! DO IT! END THIS MAN NATHALIE
-Gabriel really did the 'Appeal to her humanity' then betray her. Dude said he threw away his morality.
-Imagine the last thing you see is that ugly ass costume
-Ladybug learns Nathalie had all of the stuff
-Ladybug just saw that Monarch was Gabriel. Damn. I think thats a first
-Gabriel really just out here slandering and then leaving her with the poison app.
-DID NATHALIE JUST FUCKING DIE?! SHE GAVE EXPOSITION AND DIED
-Okay this is silly how they are turning everyone against Ladybug and Chat noir
-WAIT IS THAT FEI!
-Im convinced every adult in this show is an idiot.
-Oh good, alya is being logical.
-Oh wow, okay so the charm and Cataclysm that gabriel got actually are useful to his plan. Well played. Now die
-OH That is evil. Miraculize me.
-Damn it, i wanted cat alya.
-They tracking her.
-Well I gotta admit, the Alliance minion making is probably Gabriel's most effective plan. But like all plans, the women involved did the heavy lifting
-Ladybug hid by detransforming
-Gabriel is a little TOO enthusiastic about going to find a vulnerable teenage girl in his house
-Plagg finding out that Monarch was in his house the whole time.
-LADYBUG CAT NOIR UNIFICATION!
-KICKED IN THE FACE!
-BUG NOIR!. Okay so I am very mixed on the outfit, but the entrance and that confidence is stunning.
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(This is my reaction before watching part 2, so here is my quick thoughts)
For all the stakes and reveals. If I were to rate this by itself I would say... 7/10. I dont like how Adrien is absent for this whole thing. I really hope that this changes and Adrien somehow gets pulled in. Because quite frankly... THIS IS A BIG THING
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Okay now for part 2, recreation
-Oh its Lila or Cerise or... WHOMEVER THE F*** SHE IS.
-Seems Alec also had a s*** father.
-What is Lila even doing?
-SHE DROPPED A PIANO ON HIS HEAD! Beautiful
-She's beating his ass!
-Meanwhile back on the boat.
-Rose showing why she has CRAZY ASS STRENGTH
-WANG BE SMACKING BITCHES WITH HIS WOK!
-OMG, SU HAN TRAINED JAGGED STONE AND PENNY IN KUNG FU. Which means luka too.
-hold on, so NO FERNANDO!? 0/10. Needs more fernando.
-BUNNYX! Taking Luka to Paris.
-"I cant interfere, but YOU can."
-Please tell me Fang also knows mirakungfu
-HOT DOG DAN!!!!! THE GREATEST HERO OF ALL TIME! 10/10
-Oh right, Majestia too. To a lesser extent.
-Majestia makes a point.
-Yo, they gave Knight owl an upgrade.
-So basically Majestia and Knight owl are if Super man and Batman were lesbians.
-Monarch does have a point. He has 15 miraculous.
-I do enjoy Monarch getting flipped and kicked
-Did he just cough up Dust? Oh he is dying in real time
-Doesnt he look so redeemable (Sarcasm)
-BEAT HIS ASS WITH A SHOVEL!
-Darkowl was saved
-YO! I just realized that Eagle is the perfect counter for this power.
-Alya's sister split a building in half
-Power of the buffalo. I think the sub meant bull
-Bug noir brings the house down
-FANG!!!!!!!!!!! MVP MVP
-Luka has a cute name for his sister, thats adorable. Okay only 2/10 now
-Also this proves Mirakung fu is easy as hell to learn. so WHY DIDNT SU HAN TEACH LADYBUG AND CHAT NOIR!
-Su han, "How can you resist the nightmare."
-Knight owl: "I am the nightmare." That is so batman its hilarious
-FEI COMES IN LIKE A F***ING BEAST!
-Why even use any other transformation, the Dragon is so OP.
-Okay so The typical back and forth between hero and villain. Yea this was expected.
-Adrien wouldnt want this. Adrien wants that. You know who should have a say here? ADRIEN! That would be nice.
-Marinette is clearly more right, obviously. but I still wish Adrien could speak for himself.
-Okay so the heroes are getting widdled down, lila is hacking into the mansion
-Yo! she got a ton of rings with glue and a boomerang. Nice
-She knocked the butterfly off. (which is my bet on how Lila got it)
-So bugnoir won. Nice!
"Check mate." DAMN That was a hard line drop
-And then its ruined because Ladybug sees this guy only has a few hours left to live.
-What is she doing?
-Marinette what the hell are you doing?
-You mean to tell me that Nathalie could have just tied his ass up earlier and made him watch it and that probably could have prevented the whole events.
-But lets be honest, the only reason Gabriel feels the way he does right now is because his plan failed and he is dying
-IT TOOK A 30 SECOND CLIP. 30 F***ING SECONDS
-Yes, you did ruin everything. Now die sad.
-Gabriel is like "You make the wish"
-AND Marinette gets betrayed. She tried to Steven Universe this bit but ended up Venomed.
-Well at least Gabriel is still a dick.
-Reveal yourselves?
OH DAMN! THEY LOOK SO FUCKING COOL!!!
-I can see a certain group of fans being happy with these designs.
-GIMMI. THE KWAMI OF REALITY?!
-Oh damn so thats their fused form.
-Wait, why didnt Ladybug and Chat noir just summon their kwami's god forms to fight?
-Gimmi is a whole ass mood
-Gabriel, you dont deserve to be remembered as a good father. You were s***
-So Gabriel wins. yea this f***ing sucks
-Universe gets wiped
-WTF. Its a utopia?!
-Adrien gets two moms
-Glad everyone is having a grand old time but... wtf
-Oh look a NORMAL BABY!
-There are so many jokes I can make here but I will abstain.
-THEY GAVE GABRIEL A F***ING STATUE
-A world without Gabriel agreste meme here
-I really want to see this utopia completely uprooted and turned into chaos more than anything
-It sucks because there is some PRIME adrinette moment right in front of me, but it just feels like Adrien is left in the dark and gaslit.
-A cute kiss. But something seems wrong
-So they fixed the miraculous but the butterfly is missing (called it)
-Wait, Everyone gets a miraculous now?!
ALSO NO REVEAL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!
-Even Sabrina?!
-Wait, so Argos is allowed?! but how though?!
-Wait, how many endings does this episode have?
-Lila back at it again
-Wait... What the f*** happened?!
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Okay so this was a b**** and a half to finally watch
But yea. I do NOT like how this basically gave Gabriel his win.
Yea he's dead but he won.
Adrien has no idea that his father basically did that, and it makes the whole fight seem pointless.
Then there is all that utopia crap. (DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THIS. )
The adrinette is sweet and all that.
But ADRIEN IS BEING GASLIT. Its some bulls***
Also how does Marinette remember the wish? Wasnt it supposed to be some cosmic rewrite?
All I know is... I need some time to think. Do I even want to continue watching ML. Knowing that Gabriel wins and gets treated like a martyr.
Season 6 needs to start with some sort of Upheaval. Consequences need to be had.
As for my rating.
I cant give it an honest rating right now. I need to cool off.
Is it the worst written? No. But the ending has pissed me off
it feels tainted.
#miraculous ladybug#ml spoilers#ml#ml recreation#ml confrontation#miraculous ladybug spoilers#ml season 5#ml season 5 spoilers
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okay, i know no one asked this but i have a little rant and if you dont wanna hear it, then its okay, please just keep scrolling:
im not a very creative person (Im more of a STEM girly) and english isnt my first langyuage. so naturally, i struggle with writing A LOT, but tumblr has been my favorite place the past two years that i have been on this app. it brings me so much joy to see these amazing creators do things that i wished i could. this year i wanted to started writing to kinda give my contribution(?) to this app. and i've met so many amazing people on this little less than 3 month journey of writing fic for top gun (and a couple more behind the scenes).
But the past few days ive been feeling like i shouldnt have started this in the first place. i barely get time to write and i feel as though i am betraying so many people by not putting out creative content.
like especially with Antidotes and Poisons. it literally started with me writing a self indulgent Top gun one shot of something during my Christmas 2022 break. and i was really excited to be continuing it into 2023, but now not even 2 months into it, i feel like i've drained the content out of myself. as i said before i'm not a very creative person, but i wanted to give fiction writing a shot because there aren't many things that i am good at.
and now seeing so many positive responses on the things i put out, it makes me happy, but it also makes me sad that i cannot provide you guys with constant content to keep you engaged. i dont know where i am going with this rant but i just wanted to get some things off my chest. definetly not crying by the end.
anyway, if you stuck around to this bit, i just wanna say that no matter if you ave read my things or i am just a random person showing up on our page, thank you very much for your existence. i think every author and writer on here will almost always go on about how much love and appreciate the people who support them and dont want to disappoint them by whatever they may post.
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Writing Prompts
here is a shit ton of writing prompts(none of which I own). anyone is open to pick any prompts for a headcanon, one shot, or short story. I write for the animes mha, haikyuu, kakegurui and banana fish yeeet
i still dont have a masterlist smh
In a world where you can’t physically hurt your soulmate, you become a serial killer in order to find them
You accidentally kill a person. You instantly absorb all of their memories, intelligence, and talents. You find it feels euphoric and quite addicting
Your father is forcing you to marry someone you have never met. The night before your wedding you tie your sheets together and make your escape through the window. Half way down you make eye contact with someone doing the exact same thing a few windows over
You lost your sight - along with everyone else on earth - in the great blinding. Two years late without warning, your sight returns, as you look around, you realize that every available wall, floor, and surface has been painted with the same message - don't tell them you can see
You just moved to a new neighborhood and you hear the music of an ice cream truck coming down the street. As you and your family walk outside you notice all your neighbors rushing inside and locking their doors and windows
You are starting to get really sick of your cat always knocking stuff out of your hand. Little do you know your spouse is constantly trying to kill you with traps and poison and the cat is saving your life.
Start your story with a sentence that is genuinely happy and upbeat, no double meanings. End it with the same sentence but this time it’s chiling, dark, horrifying etc.
“I don’t sleep. My mind has the scary capability of being dark and demented." “You’re afraid of your dreams?” “Yes,” he said quietly.
When people are born, they are assigned a soulmate. They have an original song in their head that only them and their soulmate know. A person just broke into your house and you’re pretty sure they’re here to murder you. They’re humming your song under their breath
The scarecrow and tinman realise that dorothy has a heart and brain
Out of all possible familiars you are “graced” with a human. While legend says that they are beings of great power, yours just makes sarcastic comments and pranks people
At a party, a round of truth or dare starts, and you’re dared by someone to “go home.” Not one to back down, you comply and leave, though you’re pretty bummed. That is, until the next day you find out everyone at that party died mysteriously. Everyone except the person who dared you to go home.
Long ago the legendary sword excalibur was melted down and lost to history. The mythical blade’s steel ended up in your butter knife, with all its properties intact.
He is a weapon, a killer. Do not forget it. You can use a spear as a walking stick, but that will not change its nature
It’s 3 am and an official phone alert wakes you up. It says “do not look at the moon.” You have hundreds of random numbers sending “It’s a beautiful night tonight. Look outside.”
He pulled against the ropes with all his might, but they wouldn’t give. “Don’t bother,” a voice said. He looked up to discover a thin girl bound with the same rope. Although it was dark, he could see her bruised eyes and bloody wrists. “I already tried”
There is a beautiful statue of a person in the middle of a large city, and the rumor surrounding the statue is that when they touch hands with their soulmate, they will become human. Naturally, it becomes a perfect photo and video opportunity to pose while holding its hand. One cute selfie attempt results in an empty statue podium and you just barely catching a very confused person in your arms.
One night you awake to find yourself in a mysterious forest for what seems like an eternity, you reach an ancient oak at the heart. Upon its bark are carvings of the name of an old forgotten god. The name that's inscribed is yours.
“Don’t ever try to get inside my head,” he snarled, slamming me against the wall. For several beats we stayed there, his grip crushing my wrists. Finally his eyes softened. “It’s too dark for you.”
“What are you doing here??” You push him away. “It’s against the rules!” “Well shit. Rules are meant to be broken, now can I get the kiss I came here for?”
“Who are we to each other?” “You tell me.”
Broken glasses. A crying kiss. Running Water
Barbed wire. A scrap of blue fabric. Howling Winds
A storm. The old oak tree. A scar.
The world goes through 2000 year natural cycles of magic and non-magic. The non-magic cycle is about to end any day now.
A villain kidnaps the hero’s sidekick, only to realize the hero has been badly mistreated by them. And decided to take the sidekick under their wing
Create 10 lovable characters. Kill 9 of them
She wiped the blood from her cheek and picked up her sword. His eyes followed her blade as she pressed it against his neck. “Don’t. Move.”
“Never trust a survivor until you find out what they did to stay alive.”
“There’s only one reason to be singing that song at night”
Legend said her gun was alive. It never missed. It knew your name. And what you’d done. And how afraid you were to die.
“It’s okay,” he said, wrapping his arms around her as she shook with terror. “It’s over now.” “No it’s not,” she whispered back. “It hasn’t even begun.”
“Cookies? You’re bribing me with cookies? I mean, they’re good, but not that good.” “No, we’re bribing you with the antidote. You have three days until the poison kills you. Think about it.”
Be a veterinarian for dragons, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.
Since you're looking I'll put on a show
shopping with your sugar daddy
"Don't say a word, just dance with me."
"The shadows betray you because they serve me."
"Damn right I'm pretty." "I said petty."
"Please don't tell me you're bringing her!" "She's harmless." "She shot you twice!" "It was an honest mistake."
"Dance with me and pretend the world doesnt exist," he pleaded. And after that, there was no going back.
"How dare you! I trusted you!" "Sweet, naive little girl. Trust is for children. You my dear, are a soldier."
Dirt and leaves tangled in your hair as he pushed you to the ground. He pressed his hand over your mouth and whispered, "Hush or they'll hear you."
When she pulled into the driveway she noticed the door was ajar. She wasn't scared until she saw blood on the handle.
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yee feel free to request any prompt/characters k bye
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Day off part two
Toshinori x pro!hero y/n. Hero name: Manta
Part one part three
After a pretty uneventful patrol, the best nights are uneventful to you, that meant no one was being hurt or needed a hero, you head home buzzing with excitement. You get home around 6:30 and shower and get ready. Doing your hair and makeup before you get dressed, you wear your favorite pair of skinny jeans and you French tuck a simple black shirt. It’s 7:30 and you’re ready to go, your skin was buzzing as you sat on your couch watching the clock run down until it was ready to leave, it was only a five minute walk and you didn’t want to be there 25 minutes early. You belly growled and you decided to hell with it. You’ll be there when you be there. You end up getting there with 22 minutes to spare but your heart lights up when you see him sitting at a table outside, he looked nervous but incredibly handsome. You’re practically bouncing as you cross the street and make his eye as you approach, he stands too quick and the table shakes and you smile even brighter “Yagi” “y/n” you both said at the same time and you laugh and embrace him hugging him to you tight, his arms holding you back and he sighs into you “I’m glad you’re early I.. I couldn’t wait” you say and pull back smiling, the amount you will smile with him will make your cheeks hurt all day, “me either. You look so beautiful.” He says back as you pull away, he pulls out a chair for you and blush “Thank you! You look really handsome as well Yagi” you notice his blush as he sits across from you “Thank you. How was patrol?” “It was good! Slow. But those are the best nights. Means no one is getting hurt. The best nights are those when I’m not needed” you say he falls deeper, this man is whipped already for you. He loves your kindness and care for people. “I agree. Every night should be a peaceful night for the citizens, those peaceful nights that families and people get are worth the times we have to fight to keep the villains off the street” you get goosebumps “yes exactly! I hear some complain about being bored but in this case I love it.” You smile at each other for a few seconds before the waiter comes over, you order your favorite breakfast and have nice small talk for a while as you eat.
When the waiter comes to clear the plates youre laughing so hard at a story from Toshinori’s past you can’t even say thanks to them at all, when they leave you reach out and take his hands in yours across the table. He makes you so comfortable, you feel like you’ve done this your whole life. He brushes his thumbs across your fingers and when you’re calm again and smiling at him in a way that made his stomach flip, he says “I remember you from the train. I remember your beautiful face. I tried to find out who you were after that but I couldn’t find anything about you. There were so many people that night” You blush and take a drink of your water “I remember seeing you for a split second before I passed out. I remember your smile and your blonde hair. My last thought was how does his hair look so soft?” You laugh quietly once “I used my quirk to save another bystander and unfortunately I took the blunt of the damage.” There you go again, making his heart flutter feom your kindness and care for others.
“How does your quirk work exactly? I’ve always wondered but I’ve never seen it in action” “I’ll show you” you smile at him and his heart flutters. You take your hands away and hold them up “I didn’t choose my name, my sibling did, when we were younger they said it looked like a manta ray which they loved. Prepare yourself it kind of scares people. It’s a reason why I wear a mask.” Your face turns to what looks like moving dark colored thick smoke with similar markings to a manta ray. Your fingers stretch out in the air and turn grey, you use them to pick up and set down your glass. you turn back to normal and he notices a shy blush on your cheeks. You never really liked to show off too much. his jaw has dropped. “That is so amazing! Why does your face get like that?” He reaches out and touches your cheek softly, you lean your face into his palm and reach up placing your hand over his. “It’s like thick smoke, I can send it out and it’s a poison. It’s swirls together with an antidote, that’s what gives the pattern. I can separate them and use one or the other. The dark smoke causes paralysis and pain, the white is the antidote but if I mix them it causes a sort of sleeping potion. I only use the poison as a last resort. I wear a mask to contain it better as well as control it’s direction and intensity. My fingers are like tentacles that I can grow as long as I need to, that I can control easily, and that can take any shape I need them to be. Plus they’re super strong and can’t be cut.”
He takes your hands and is playing with your fingers again in the middle of the table, looking into your eyes as you speak, he’s enamored. “That’s so amazing. How many people know your identity?” You yawn big and laugh apologizing “my parents, teachers at UA, and everyone at Gunhead’s agency” he smiles “Don’t apologize you’ve been up all night. Should we get going? We can continue talking as I walk you home” you were finally feeling the exhaustion now and you nod with a smile.
You both stand and you grab his arm holding it and resting your head on his shoulder as you begin to walk together. “Was keeping your identity a secret your original plan?” He keeps asking you about your quirk and you loved his attention. It felt like he was your number one fan. (He is) “It wasn’t at first, but I like being able to go out and do what I need without people swarming me. So I only tell the people that I trust now. You’re making me feel cooler than I really am, asking me questions like you’re my biggest fan” he is still softly playing and rubbing your fingers. Loving being close to you “Ask the other teachers! I am your biggest fan. I’ve been following you and wondering about your secrets for years now.” You stop at your door and look up at him shocked “really?! I feel so special. You’re my favorite hero and now you’re telling me I’m one of your favorites too. I could die of happiness now” he laughs and tucks your hair behind your ear “you are special. You’re a pro hero and you save people. You’re so many people’s favorite hero.” You hug him and lay your head on his chest. “Thank you. For saying that. For breakfast. I’ve had such a lovely morning I don’t want it to be over” he’s started to run his fingers through your hair as he holds you to his chest “I dont want it to be over either” he says softly.
You can’t seem to pull yourself away from him, his warm chest against your cheek, the sound of his heart beat in your ear, the way he’s softly playing with your hair. It’s so comforting, you stay there for a few minutes unwilling to break the connection. You have an idea, and part of you thinks it’s a stupid idea, but the other part is like hey you’ve seen him 96% naked so what the hell this can’t be that weird. So you ask “I know this might sound weird because we just met yeastersag and say no if you feel like it is weird. But.... I really don’t want to let you go so....Do you want to come upstairs and mayybeeee take a nap with me?” You keep your head on his chest waiting for his response.
#mha#mha fanfiction#bnha fanfiction#toshinori x y/n#toshinori yagi x reader#toshinori yagi x you#toshinori x you#toshinori x reader#my hero academia toshinori#mha yagi#yagi toshinori
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If you could rewrite v3 what would you change?
ohhhhh boy okay so, something a lot of you may not know about me is that i honestly didn’t like very much if v3 at all, i love kokichi more than anything but the rest of v3 was just something i did not care for most of the time. so honestly for me rewriting v3 would be like, almost completely changing it, the final product would probably be drastically different than what we have now. obvs i can’t describe it in detail but i can do some bullet points of the first things that come to mind.
the ending, some of you guys can probably remember that I’m one of those people who can’t stand the ending. i do not like the fictional aspect, i think it’s too mean and most of the time it’s used to excuse bad writing or invalidating criticisms of the game.
for example, I think the murder motives and the methods of killing/covering up the murder in this game are really ridiculous and dumb. whenever you try to criticize that however, people come out of the woodwork to tell you that it’s the 53rd season so ~obviously~ they’d be running out of ideas by this point. i think that’s a bad argument, the motives and murder methods are really dumb and over complicated and using an ending that i already hated to try to excuse something that lowered my enjoyment of the game just makes me more butthurt lmao. ANYWAY though yeah, i would give them more realistic motives and methods. kirumi being the prime minister is ridiculous. korekiyo killing someone with a seesaw is ridiculous. korekiyo’s entire backstory and motive are also unnecessary and gross and i would change those completely as well.
give tsumugi more to do. im aware that the joke is supposed to be that she’s plain and boring, but it’s not a funny joke. it’s disappointing that we have an ultimate cosplayer but she never dresses up or anything, and we Immediately rule her dressing up as other people out as a possibility in chapter one, taking any fun there could have been to have with her character away. if we have an ultimate cosplayer i want to see fucking goku walking down the halls, dont @ me.
I would make various changes to other characters. for example, giving kirumi more personality, like an arc where she comes to terms with the fact that she’s a person with her own agency and doesn’t exist to just be ordered around. even her ftes dont allow her to just be her own person. like i said before she wouldn’t be the fucken prime minister because i thought that was too much. im aware that dr has always been wacky and off the walls but that was too outlandish even for dr in my opinion lol
i would change maki a lot, i don’t like her very much. she’s mostly an orbiter character for kaito and doesn’t really have any meaningful relationships with anyone else. even shuichi who she should in theory be close with, she treats shitty towards the end of the game. i would make her more of a big sister figure, she could still have her tough exterior but she could soften when she sees people acting childlike. i want her to form friendships with people other than kaito. i always wished that maki and kokichi had actually gotten along because i think they have some things in common. they both act rude and unpleasant to maintain their distance from others. i hc kokichi as an orphan so that’s also something they could have in common.
more survivors than just three, that shit hurted. obviously im biased and wish kokichi would have lived, and i thought ryoma was gonna live tbh.
in my perfect world kokichi and shuichi would have teamed up to end the killing game, im aware that im biased but i think with both their brains combined it would have been Awesome. i wish shuichi would have tried harder to understand kokichi and in general i wish people would have given more of a shit about his wellbeing.
obviously i would remove more problematic aspects, this goes for all the games but i would remove any “fanservice” that shit is cringe. i would do tenko justice and write her as a canon lesbian who isn’t weird about her feelings for himiko. i would remove that dumb hat off kokichi’s head in promotional art. i would remove the things kokichi says to miu during the trials, it’s going too far and feels out of character for kokichi to say in the first place.
removing the monokubs who even likes the monokubs
that’s all i can think of for now but i might make a post sometime detailing some alternate scenarios I’ve thought of if i can remember them, or theories i had during the game that i think are cooler than what actually happened ajdjd. like for example during trial five i theorized that after maki shot kaito and kokichi with the poisoned arrows, he gave kokichi the antidote to drink and then killed himself before the poison could kill him to keep maki from becoming the blackened and being executed. this seems possible since kaito knew he was going to die from his illness anyway, so it would make sense to make kokichi take the antidote instead. it would also fall in line with having a case towards the end of the game being a suicide, like with sakura and komaeda
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Bio! Dad Strange part 3
Marinette, she had no idea how this happened, she swore, somehow got lost in gotham during an Arkham jailbreak. All she knew was one minute she was talking to Uncle Ed and then the next there was explosions and then she was... wherever she was.
Apparently Two-Face recognized her on the streets and grabbed her... only she didnt know him.
Her response was to flip him over her tiny shoulder and flee with a vengence. Guess which member of the batfam saw?
If you guessed Tim before he became a Robin because Dick was still Robin—albeit in charge of the Titans and not in Gotham at the time.
Tim did the reasonable thing and somehow convinced the freaked out french girl to go into a cafe while they called her parents.
Two-Face, convinced that tiny Tim kidnapped tiny Marinette and somehow his family would hurt tiny Marinette. Which given that she has how many Rogues around her little finger—Strange, Joker, Quinn, Ivy, Riddler, Penguin AND Zsasz. He did a coin flip to see if he should save her from being in the public eye and possibly expose her family. The coin was in favor of keeping Marinette from being on the news with pictures.
Two-Face decided it was safer to kidnap her from said public place and bring her to Ivy and Harley.
So he grabbed mutliple machine guns, raided the cafe and threw tiny Marinette over his shoulder and sent out shots at abyone that tried to get near them. He wasnt dying becuase of this kid, ok?
Of course said kid is super-powered, terrified, and did i mention its sunny out so her treatments are wearing out faster? No, well they are. This means everything is much scarier and louder and overwhelming that bwing thrown over a stranger that shot at people should be in any situation.
Tiny Tim is very scared for her. He finds Batman and alerts him to the tiny foreigner’s kidnapping—nearly getting killed by Mr. Freeze in the process to boot.
Batman is angry for many reasons, manages to take down Mr. Freeze and tells Gordon to be on alert for Two-Face who kidnapped a tiny french girl.
Only it gets worse.
Superman saw what was going on in Gotham and went to help out—his freind was dealing with a mass prison break of very dangerous criminals, why wouldnt he help?
And on hearing a tiny kid that freaked out in french was in danger? Well, what was he supposed to do Bruce? Ignore her?
He sent Conner after her while he helped out with a number of distrubed individuals, including a pyromaniac (firefly).
Conner manages to track down the pair on his own and almost loses it when he sees tiny Marinette kick Two-Face hard enough he falls down and the girl bolts a lot faster than a normal kid should. He comms in that the girl is a scared foriegn meta, and requests backup.
Kidflash is the one who answers, and takes care of Twoface while Conner tries to track down a terrifed tiny meta that screams in french.
Conner sees her running to a greenhouse and follows her in. Especially as the tiny girl jumped a lot higher than she should and it felt too familiar for comfort.
He manages to sneak in, followed by Kidflash, and they have an ‘oh shit’ moment when they see the scared girl run to a younger Poison Ivy with brown hair, crying. This teen holding a crying child is Rose.
Rose is visibly pissed. “Do you want me to kill him? J called dibs on his brother this time and Harley’s aiming for Tetch after last week.”
Tiny marinette shakes her head and delivers the best line for the young justice members, but worst for a baby Rogue.
“I dont want him to die, i just want him to stop hurting people.”
*remember, she is Jill in Gotham.
“Jilly bean, the world isnt nice. If it was, then batsy wouldnt have dropped me onto an ecoterrorist when i was a week old, and i would be allowed to leave the greenhouse. You wouldnt need to have nearly as many aliases as you do. You can try to make it nice in a lot of ways. I’m happy to handle extermination sicne thats the only thing i have shot at besides the rkc.”
Tiny marinette is frowning. “But then the world wins. I want to beat the world, not lose by being like it.”
Conner is (understandably) confused. Kidflash is processing that oh fuck. This is a meta raised by villians. And another meta raised by villians and goddamnit batman, why did you give a villian a baby? (He didnt. He gave ivy a ten year old. He thought she was her kid and she was raising her or something.)
Tiny Marinette is not happy with Rose’s conclusions.
“Can we call Ghoul and Frost? Maybe they can help with their dads?”
“And why not Puzzles?”
“He has asthma and he cant dodge.”
Rose considers for a moment before nodding. She grabs a plant and talks into it. “Ghoul, Frost, i need you at HQ. Someone has to reign in our dumbass parents. Bring the nuetralizers and tranqs.”
A voice came from another flower. “Should we have zsasz come with?”
“No! He’ll switch sides again!” Marinette yelled.
“Oh. Nets, what the hell are you doing at HQ?”
“Two-Face stole me. I ran.”
“Well, Fuck. Be there in five. Uh, how are your treatments holding?”
“She’s getting lighter. Might want to break out the rocks again.”
“Double fuck. Ill force Frost out of lab. Be there in a few—any crews to aviod or...”
“If they have a green arm band dont give them the fear toxin fixes, and Jerimah’s cult is back,” Marinette added.
“Fuck me up why dont you Gotham!” Ghoul cursed.
“Hey, she’s a kid!” Rose snapped
“Im older than you though!” Marientte chirped.
Conner had a lot to process with this information. Kidflash put together that they were applarently going to try to help the gothamites rather than the rogues, and decided they should leave and focus on helping the others.
Given that Marinette didnt catch the pair (she was still trying to focus on near things) she doesnt know that anyone but Batman and maybe Batgirl is fighting.
So she doesnt hide her abilities, flying at low levels to aviod Batman’s attention. But Kidflash and Batman see her and have a Moment of ‘which of us is telling Superman he might have another clone?’
Marinette, oblivious to this, is seen beside Jason Todd giving people Fear Toxin Antidote and Joker Gas Nuetralizer. Marinette is getting and distributing the antidotes. Jason Todd is making sure she doesnt die by wielding his baseball bat and riding his bike while she flies.
The day ends with most going back to Arkham and Marinette and Jason hiding from heroes for obvious reasons��including a teen and small child ignoring evacuation orders and avoiding GCPS.
Batman is aware of Marinette’s existence as “Jill” and “Nets” and that she helps a group of Rogue’s children that are content to undercut their parents crime. And now he knows Rose is either mcuh younger than he thought when he gave her (he thought brought her back home to) Poison Ivy. And is feeling guiltyTM
If you thought he was having a case of Serial Adopter Bruce Wayne, you are correct. He is now actively looking for these kids and where they are hiding since they moved post-breakout.
Zsasz is only slightly disappointed that Marinette didnt kill Two-Face. Jerome thinks its great and somehow convinces him to apoligize to her by offering to make up a number of contracts between rogues and the gotham underground in general to make things more organized so she and other rogue kids have a safe way of handling situations like that in the future.
Why dies JEROME of all people think this up and not Eddy or Riddler? The answer is he stole the idea from them, gave them no credit, and yes, is doing this as an attempt to score a few extra of marinette’s cookies. He has no shame in this, and riddler hates sweets so he isnt mad. Ed is too busy teaching Marinette Science to realize what happened until long after it did.
This puts Marinette and the RKC in a very odd position. Not only is The Batman trying to find them now, but they have to handle the Rogues trying to baby them. Ghoul and Frost are almost an adults, most people think Rose is almost an adult when irl she’s 5, and yes, Marinette is very much now Gotham Underground’s Princess as the Council is basically set up to ensure her safety.
Marinette knows none of this, as she is small child that just wants to cuddle her stuffed kitty Chaton and sleep on her Father (Strange) while he finishes up in his lab. She does this.
Mr. Freeze and Scarecrow got pictures. They use these to insert themselves in the Teach the Kids Science and Dangerous ThingsTM.
At one point marientte learns how to diassemble a bomb, reassemble one, and diffuse various bombs.
Riddler starts to use bombs more when she’s around to help her practice. Batman is confused as that is Not his usual M.O. Robin/ Dick gets called in and thigns get messy for the Batfam dynamics (he saw the research on the RKC and is pissed that He Was Right! Ivy Didnt Have Rose! and then saw plans for new batkids and reacted BadlyTM due to Teen AngstTM).
The summer ends with Batman having a bad fallout with Robin, Marinette thinking No One knows she’s kyptonian. When Conner suspects, Batman and Kidflash put two and two together, and no one has told Superman yet because um. Well.
They need the girl as proof and would rather not send Clark into another spiral about havig kids he wasnt aware of, ok? He just got decent with Conner. No need to rock the boat, right? (Wrong)
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meta about peter and the whole battle w/ scorpion and the hallucinations? (that was one of my favorite parts of the game ngl kdgfhjk)
listen i turned my computer back on to write this because this is by far one of the most traumatic experiences pete has in the game and it’s sooo brushed over in the tags and even in the aftermath and like i know yeah its a game we can’t spend that much screen time on aftermath bc we want there to be a big ‘woohoo we won’ at the end or else it wont be as satisfying or something but LISTEN this is the fucking worst thing that’s happened to him
yeah okay finding out doc ock went fucking marbles and still tried to kill him even though he knew it was pete in the mask (and lowkey threatened to tell the world if pete didn’t help him, which MAYBE WILL HAPPEN IN THE NEXT GAME) and may dying were like legit terrible experiences that have forever altered how peter sees the world and it has seriously impacted his ability to trust people -- those were definitely bad, i’m not discrediting them
but the illusions with scorpion? they ruined him. yeah he pops out at the end in his underwear and makes a joke about it and moves on, but like i said, screen time, no room to dedicate to breaking that shit show down into pieces esp bc, yknow, devil’s breath and doc ock and everything, even forgetting the whole screentime issue, peter was way too wrapped up in, yknow, saving the fucking city that he didn’t have time to swallow everything scorpion threw at him, but yo, he had nightmares for months after that, and sometimes still wakes up not sure if things are real (paired with mr. negative’s illusions, his mind is all sorts of kerfuckled. anyway)
THE REAL POINT THOUGH is that the only danger to peter that entire time was the actual neurotoxin. scorpion was an hallucination (bc i dont think any of the illusion versions of him were actually him, bc honestly, why wouldn’t he just kill a drugged peter, you know? i definitely don’t think he stuck around to just... watch spider-man die. he just doesn’t seem to have the patience, and anyway i’m pretty sure he just assumed pete would die) anyway, scorpion was an illusion, doc ock was a hallucination (and ill touch on that in a moment bc woooo boy), the shifting acid-trip worth levels of roof pete traversed were illusions -- pete was in literally no danger from anything except the neurotoxin, and he even knew that -- he makes commentary about how the poison ground is probably not actually dangerous, but this toxin is hitting him so hard that he can’t actually be sure. and that’s why at the end, he’s actually fairly unscathed? like even though you can take a lot of damage in that scene, pete wakes up virtually uninjured because the injuries were in his head.
BUT THE INJURIES AREN’T EVEN THE BAD PART OKAY BECAUSE LET’S TALK ABOUT THE FACT HE HALLUCINATED DOCTOR OCTAVIUS TELLING HIM HOW DISAPPOINTED HE WAS because listen, we all know mcu peter adored tony stark, and i dont mean to discredit that at all, but multiply that level of hero-worship by ten, okay. doc ock was peter’s everything (check the main fight when he literally shouts that doc ock was a father to him and he was everything peter wanted to be. pete admits to worshipping doc ock. like pete would have followed octavius to the ends of the earth if he asked. he was willing to help get at norman, okay, so long as nobody got hurt.)
having to literally chase after his surrogate father/mentor while listening to said father/mentor tell him all about how he expected more, how peter should have helped him, how he considered peter a son while having to put together an antidote bc he’s dying?? not to mention that he had to fight the doc ock tentacles and scorpion the entire time. and peter, he knew it was an hallucination, he knew it was just the neurotoxin working against him and causing him to see things and imagine things, but the thing is that the neurotoxin can only do so much by itself? like yeah i’m sure scorpion has some level of control over what thoughts his victim has, but for those thoughts to be displayed so strongly means that peter had to already be thinking them.
and that’s the worst part? like he saw doc ock on the raft, saw what happened to him, the changes in his personality, and he jsut felt he hadn’t tried hard enough to be there for octavius. he felt worthless and useless and weak. he felt like he’d let doc ock down -- he was so worried that the reason doc ock did all of this was because peter wasn’t good enough.(and to an extent that’s true because if you go back to the lab you can listen to a recorder doc ock leaves explaining how peter isn’t the friend he thought he was, and most of that is that neural interface messing with doc’s emotions, but you can bet after peter heard that he sunk even further into a guilt about not being the hero he thought he was, and not devoting enough time in to his personal life, bc he truly thinks if he’d been better he could’ve stopped doc ock from reaching this point)
so like he has these awful hallucinations where his worst fears are being validated and there are points in that where peter wonders if maybe it’s even worth getting an antidote all set up, bc maybe its too late
but he does. he fights doc ock and scorpion and the hallucinations and manages not only to recognize the toxin, but to get to all the locations where ingredients are even though the city was crumbling around him and giant tentacle monsters were coming out of poison to kill him, and then to synthesize the fucking antidote while essentially on his knees at death’s door?
that was some fcking trauma, thanks, and so goddamn amazing like. i cant even -- he’s so strong and yet seeing doc ock for the fight after this... hearing him say everything in person -- yeah peter will never get over that.
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3.22 (Finale) - SPOILERS
Raw Reaction. No editing to this so so it may not be grammatically correct and spelling is not checked. I just write while I watch the show.
I’m watching this after live cause I had to work and I’m like NOOOOO
guess: bitch I’m telling you the king is chic it has to be like 100 and the black hood is still Hal
fucking Penelope
Is he boutta take her face
“Dad” bitch you mean husband
Buy in bulk bitch what
Ooo thru own everythanggg
Wth invitations
So she just does it?!?!
Where are they?
She poisonnnnnn people
THEY BOTH THERE
OMFG IT WAS CHIC SHIT
I SAID THAT SO LONG AGO I FREAKIN KNEW PENELOPE WAS THE FREAK KING IT WAS EITHER GONNA BE HER OR HIRAM
“You’re nuts” no shit Archie
YES CHERYL GET THE BOYS
THEY GONNA BE GONE NOOOOOOOO!
WHO TF WAS THAT IF THAT WAS JASON I SWEAR TO GOD
“Oh crap not again” 😂😂
Shit Archie get up GET UP GET UP
ARCHUE GOT FLUNG
YES ARCHIE
WHAT DID SHE FIND
NO CHERYL
REALLY THE CHALICES UGHHH
Oh dear god
There ain’t no way they are gonna die
THE ANTIDOTE OMG
Archie goinnnn innnnnn but like poor Reggie
YES ALICE YES
YES NANA ROSE YES I LOVE YOU NANA ROSE
COME ON JUG COME ON
“Wow okay” 😂😂😂
YES JUGHEAD YES
“BABY” MY HEART
“POISONS SERPENTS LETS RIDE” fuck yes Toni yes yes yes
Of course Hal is there
I KNEW SHE COUKD DO IT
OH MY GOD FUCKING PENELOPE POOR BETTY
OMG THE WAY JUG DRAGGED BETTY UP MY HEART
YESSSSSSS ARROWS
wouldn’t you shut if the antidote was the posion
Poor kev
NO NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
EW NASTY YHAT IS NASTY
HIRAM IS ON HIS OWN PRISION HOW TF WOUKD THE FEDS ALLOW THAT WTH
WHY IS THE FBI VISITING BETTY
WHO WAS ON THE INSIDE OH SHIT YES I FUCKIN KNEW ALOCE WASNT THAG CRAZY THANK GOD !
“Do I know you” BITCH WHO TF IS THAT IS THAT HER BROTHER
OH MY FUCJING GOD IT IS THAT MEANS THAT JUGHEADS BROTHWR AND BETTYS. EOTHER AND OH MY GOD I DONT HAVE WORDS WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON HOLY SHIT
if it’s gonna be there senior year will thsy be like the last season orrrrr
JUGHEAD AND THISE TINGS
SENIOR BREAK SENIOR YEAR WHAT !!!!!!!!!
WHAT IS ARCHIE HOLDING
IS JUGHEAD DESD BURN HUS BEANIE WHY WOUKD THEY BURN HIS BEANIE
ONLY WAY WE WONT GET CAUGHT WTF HAPOENED
WHAT IN THE FUCK IS GOING ON
DO IT WHY
WHAT
IM SO LOST
NO WAY JUG IS GONNA DIE RIGHT! Right WHAT
what the fuck your telling me the finale ended on that. So it solves amost everything well actually everything... i think but then you tell me it openes something else and that has to do with burning jugheads beanie I s2g if someone kills jughead I am going to be so mad. And I also swear if Fangs is dead I am also going to be so fucking mad and can someone please tell me where in the fuck sweet pea is becuase I would like my baby to come back to me please thankyou
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DC Ladies and Why They're so Awesome
Barbara Gordan: So of course Im going to start of with a good part. Babs is probably one of the smartest people in the entire DC universe. She graduated high school early (at like sixteen) and went to college. She got her masters degree so she could be a librarian. In her 20's she became a congresswoman but apparently was too liberal to get re-elected. On top of this all she was batgirl. When the Killing Joke happened the DC universe thought they lost Babs. Not only did Babs stick around she became stronger. Babs used everything she had and built up the Birds of Prey using her quick thinking and computer knowledge to keep her team safe. Not only that but as Oracle Babs was the information keeper for the Justice League. She had every single superheroes number easily accessible and knows them all personally. Also Babs became a Green Lantern! Like thats awesome. Babs has been at war with the Calculator for forever and has won every time. You can not tell me Babs isnt one of the best DC characters hands down.
Diana Prince: Okay I bet you're all surprised I didn't start off with Diana. I love Wonder Woman so much and there's so many reasons why. First off Wonder Woman defied her Amazonian sisters and went out to the real world. She didn't know what was out there and didn't really care. She wanted to promote peace and be a diplomat and that's what she was at least for a while. When Diana killed Maxwell Lord she regretted it so much that she decided not to be Wonder Woman anymore. Even though everyone told her that her reasoning was just (cause like yeah it was). Wonder Woman has this huge sense of responsibility and like how can you not love her for it. Also the fact she's more powerful than most of the Justice League and the Justice League knows and admires it. Yeah that's definitely a plus.
Mary Batson: Okay I love Mary and honestly I don't know much about her but I'm going to take a stab. Mary carries this sense of responsibility, she wants to be a hero and she's damn good at it too. When she lost her powers around Countdown she was devastated. When she got them back and become "Black Mary" that absolutely sucked. But she came back became Mary Marvel again and built herself back up. Mary is a key part of the Marvel family and I don't know what Billy would do without her. She's also still a kid. Like an actual kid. A teenager and she's out helping save the world. Yeah I have respect for that.
Kara Zor-El: Of course Supergirls on this list. Why would she not be? Okay supergirl has an interesting story. She's the sole survivor of not one but to planets. When she arrived on earth she knew nothing about the planet at all. She had to trust her cousin knew what he was doing to help her. She wanted to build a whole life away from being a superhero too. She just wanted to be a normal kid. She has her ups and downs but ultimately Kara is probably one of the best characters because she's realistic. She's written to be an angsty teenage girl who is still trying to figure herself out. Sure she's chronologically 30 years older than Superman (depends on what story you read) but that doesn't make her any less of a kid. Also she fought Darkseid and Lex Luthor while still figuring out her powers, she single handedly took down the entire Justice League and she's more powerful than Superman. I think that's pretty cool.
Dinah Lance: The Black Canary's name has belonged to like three different Dinah's at this point. But that doesn't make her any less awesome. Dinah is trained in all forms of martial arts and is thought to be the second best martial artist in the world. Yeah the entire world. Dinah is hot heated and can be moody at times but she knows what she's doing. Even after losing her Sonic Scream she continued to kick ass with the Birds of Prey. She did get her Sonic Scream back later while in the birds but she never seemed to rely on her powers, she always just used her gut instincts and quick thinking. At one point Dinah adopts a child who was being trained to be an assassin. She kept this child and even stopped being with the birds to settle down with Oliver Queen and have a family. Dinah is undoubtedly one of the best ladies in the whole DC universe.
Helena Bertinelli: Okay not only is Helena a superhero known as the Huntress shes also a school teacher. Helena originally was the daughter of Batman and Catwoman but at some point during Crisis she became a vigilante who was the daughter of a mob boss. After her whole family is murdered in front of her she vows to end the underground crime ring in Gotham. Shes pretty good at it and almost succeeds. Sure her methods arent well liked by Batman but she gets her job done. She joins the Birds at one point and actually gets a family. Babs gets her a job as a school teacher and Helena is happy again. Towards the end of the original Birds run Helena manages to take over the underworld and Gotham and manages to (almost) take it down.
Stephanie Brown: Okay Steph is the daughter of some low class supervillain called the Cluemaster. She becomes Spoiler as a way to make up for all the things that her dad did. She literally built herself up from nothing and became an amazing superhero. Steph might have never had a major standing in the comics but she was there in the background spoiling everyones plans. Also Steph got pregnant as a teenager. Like thats really hard to deal with. And she did it mostly while continuing to be a vigilante. Steph maintained a good friendship with Cass and when Cass ditched the title of Batgirl Steph took it up. While Batman never approved of her actions Steph did everything she could to be an accepted member or the batfamily. Plus she was briefly Robin which is really cool.
Cassandra Cain: Okay daughter of assassins is already cool but the fact she can speak solely with body language is amazing. Cass never learned how to speak and was trained to be the worlds best assassin. When she did learn how to speak she spoke few words. Despite that she maintained a great friendship with Babs and Steph. Babs trained her to be the new Batgirl and Steph ended up being her best friend. Cass is even better at fighting than Batman and she took down the Joker her first time fighting him. Not only did she break the Joker out of Arkham she beat him and sent him back just as easily. Cass had a great character arc and I just love her character. She really brought the name Batgirl to mean something entirely new and when she dropped it and gave the name to Steph she did it with honor. Cass did at one point leave to go run the league of assassins but she eventually came back to Gotham.
Talia Al Ghul: I dont know much about Talia but I think I know enough to write a paragraph about her. Talia is the heir to the demon. She trained as a child to be an assassin alongside her father Ra's Al Ghul. She also fell in love with Batman. But thats probably the least cool thing about her. I mean she is an assassin who will potentially inherit a whole army of assassins and be immortal. Like I dont know about you but I think thats pretty friggin awesome.
Selina Kyle: Okay Catwoman is amazing. She trained to fight under Catman which is pretty cool. Also like she controls part of the Gotham underworld. Selina is an amazing woman who is a great thief and she also has morals. She doesnt do killing (most of the time) and shes even been a hero for a while. Catwoman became a hero alongside Batman but at some point she decided to return back to crime. She's worked alongside the Birds of Prey a few times and at one point was even a member. Selina also decided not to marry Bruce because she knew marrying Batman might give him a reason not to be Batman anymore and she knew people needed Batman more than she needs Bruce. Also Selina helps girls on the street. Like thats a major thing. Helping kids who dont have much. Like thats great. Lastly she feeds and takes in stray cats and thats just wonderful.
Harley Quinn: Okay while I wouldnt consider Harls a hero persay (shut up new 52 and rebirth) she is still an amazing character. Harley is a genius, she blew through med school and became a psychologist. She built herself up from working at Arkham from the bottom all the way to working with the highest class psychos. Harls was also an amazing gymnast and she had tons of medals. After falling in love with the Joker she did some regrettable things but the fact she managed to get herself and she started to redeem herself shows a lot about. Harley now just wants to help people she wants to fix what she did wrong. Harley has a big heart and wants to do right and while she knows her methods arent that great shes trying hard. She just wants to please the people she loves and cares about.
Pamela Isley: Okay Ivy is a tricky character. She doesnt really have a set backstory or anything that I really know of. Ivy was a scientist and something happened that changed her physically. She became connected to the green. Now Ivy isnt really sure who she is. She became the Batman villain known as Poison Ivy and became an ecological terrorist (at least thats what I think they call her). Ivy really just doesnt know her place in the world. Ivy is wicked smart and she has patented a lot of biotech stuff and she made Harley the antidote that made her immune to toxins. She does end up re-entering the field of science a few times and is genuinely trying to turn a new leaf and become a better person. At first she didnt really understand that what she did was wrong she just wanted to help out the plants because she saw all these terrible things happening to them. For the most part Ivy is a misunderstood person who is trying to find her humanity.
Kara Zor-El (Earth Two): Okay Power Girl is a tricky character to figure out because she has so many different backstories due to the destruction and then reformation of the multiverse. Anyways Karen Starr is from another Earth specifically Earth 2. When she arrived on Earth 1 she learned there was already a Supergirl. She took on the name Power Girl and founded a company that focused on software (I think.) Shes older than Earth 1s supergirl and is kind of like a big sister figure at times even though her and Kara are the same person. The two also didnt start off on the right foot with eachother. Karen for a while led the Justice Society of America which is really flipping cool. Karen knows whats right in her heart which is what makes her like Superman in a way. Because like her cousin (even if the two arent really cousins on earth 1) she wants to help people.
Donna Troy: The original Wonder Girl will always hold a special place in my heart but I kid of want to focus on her time as Wonder Woman and also as simply just Donna Troy. When Wonder Woman quit being Wonder Woman Donna took her spot and she made a pretty great Wonder Woman. She doubted herself a lot and didnt think shed ever be as good as Diana she pushed herself up to the top and did it. As Donna Troy she was an amazing Teen Titan and she even cheated death. Her spot in the multiverse has been looked over a few times but her Roy and Jason last I heard were all kicking ass together.
Rachel Roth: Ravens a weird character Im not going to lie. Shes kind of mysterious. Rachel was a key addition to the Teen Titans, her powers are unmatchable in battle a lot of the time. Also shes the child of the demon Trigon. Rachel herself never really knew what to do with herself but while growing up she knew she had to do something and that she has to save people. She spent her teenage years with the Titans and continues to be with the Titans even if shes technically supposed to have aged out by now.
Kate Kane: Kate is one of my favorite characters of all time. Batwoman adds so much to the story and it covers a lot of things Ive never even thought of. Kate was kicked out of Westpoint under Dont Ask Dont Tell. The story talks a lot about her experience with PTSD, being gay and also being in the army. Kate runs a major business and is Batmans cousin. Kate literally gives zero craps about what Batman says and she does what she wants even if he doesnt approve. Kate has a big heart and ultimately she just wants to save her sister. After being kicked out of Westpoint Kate became a party girl and an alcoholic becoming Batwoman changed all of that for her. She became the woman she was meant to be.
Maggie Sawyer: Maggie Sawyer is a badass cop. Shes also Kates girlfriend and shes a mom. Being a cop in Metropolis is one thing but since moving from Metropolis Maggie has joined the GCPD. Being a cop in Gotham versus being a cop in Metropolis are to completely different things. Maggie can do it all and she works well under pressure. Shes an amazing cop and deserves so much more credit that what she gets in the comics.
Renee Montoya: Renee Montoya started out as another Gotham City Cop well until she became The Question. Also one of Kates ex girlfriends Renee has taken up Vic Sage's mantel and become the Question. She's a cop turned vigilante who is trying to do everything she can to keep Gotham safe.
Zatanna Zatara: So Zatanna is a magician. An actually magician with real magic and also a performing magician for kids. She does a lot of volunteering and loves showing her magic to the kids. Shes part of Justice League Dark and her powers are probably some of the most powerful in the whole DC universe. Zatanna can literally do anything just by saying it backwards. She doesnt get as much credit as she deserves but Zatanna is a kid with a big heart and deserves a lot more than she gets. Also did I mention she once climbed Mount Everest?
Courtney Whitmore: Not many people know much about Stargirl but this teenage girl is a key part of the Justice Society. Stargirl is a nobody without her Cosmic Staff but with it she is one of the greatest members of the JSA. Courtney has befriended Supergirl and has run around on all sorts of adventures before she could even vote. Her friendship with Supergirl is strong even if it isnt seen too often in the comics. Stargirl is just another kid who wants to change the world and who does manage to do it.
Lois Lane: Supermans girlfriend has ring to it enough but pulitzer prize winner Lois Lane is so much more than that. Shes an investigative reporter who strives to find the truth no matter the cost. Time and time again she goes undercover and risks her life for her job. She has no powers and no fighting skills just faith and a keen eye for a story. So sure while she's Supermans girlfriend she so much more than that. She's a woman who's going places and will always be independent. (Bonus: the first time Clark meets Lois she's yelling at some guy at the phone for being sexist)
Lana Lang: Supermans other girlfriend. Lana kind of got abandoned for a while but trust me she's still great. Lana takes in Kara while Kara is still struggling to figure her life out. Lana is the most supportive and loving person there is. She really cares about Kara and treats her like a daughter and as a best friend. Her friend ship with Lois Lane is amazing and Lana had an amazing story arc when she became possessed. Moral of the story never mess with any of Supermans girlfriends because they will fight back and theyll fight back hard.
Lady Shiva: If it wasnt for Lady Shiva Black Canary would be the best martial artist in the world. Lady Shiva is a long time Batman villain and not even Batman himself can beat her. Shes said multiple times that the only time he did she let him. She just wanted to know how worthy of an opponent he was. Shiva and Dinah trained under the same sensei together and have a mutual respect for eachother. For a short period of time Shiva even took Dinah under her wing to teach her new techniques no one else in the world even knew.
Mia Dearden: Speedy is hands down the best Green Arrow sidekick. And no Im not talking about Roy I really do mean Mia. Mia was living on the streets for the longest time and as a teenager. Constantly in the comics she talks about what it was like as a teenager being homeless on the streets, doing drugs and even selling her body just to stay alive. She became a great fighter while training with Ollie and Dinah and becomes the second Speedy. Mia is quick thinking and knows how and when to act. Later in the comics before she joins the Teen Titans she gets diagnosed as HIV +. That was the first time the DC universe made a character be HIV + and it hit hard for a lot people. Her backstory is really sad but its meaningful and really tells a lot about things that nobody knows anything about. Mia is a spunky kid with a lot of personality and she wants to help people.
Emiko Queen: Emi wasnt really around until she become the Red Arrow in Rebirth. She had her ups and downs but she stay devoted to Ollie throughout all of it. Emi is a tough character who really wants to be just like her big brother. She does at one point join a cult but then she breaks away from the cult to save her brother. Emi really admires Dinah and their friendship is great. Her story is still just starting to develop and its really cool to see where its going.
Zinda Blake: Lady Blackhawk has been no where in sight since New 52 hit. Im not really sure if theyll bring her back but I hope they do. Zinda is a hotheaded pilot who thinks more with her fists than she does with her brain. Shes a key member to the Birds of Prey and a true hero. After somehow re entering the continuity despite having to have originally been in WW2 Zinda has begun to fit right in with her weird accent and odd slang. I really hope she gets put back in soon.
Charlie Gage-Radcliffe: Misfits not really a well known character but shes a good one. Shes a spunky kid with an obsession with Batgirl. She takes on the mantel of Batgirl briefly before the real Batgirl, Barbara Gordan, stops her. Babs takes her in as one of her Birds and trains her. Charlie is just a kid and Babs knows it. Charlie doesnt get to see much action throughout the series but her character really grows a lot and she molds into this amazing character. Misfit is pretty impulsive and her mind (and body) tend to bounce all over the place. Charlie is just like any other teenager and she does everything she can to look on the bright side of every situation
Cassandra Sandsmark: Cassies Wonder Girl is what got me into Teen Titans. Cassie knows what she wants and knows how to get it. She can be short tempered but she had a really good heart. Her friendship with Supergirl is one of the best friendships in the whole DC universe. Cassie ultimately just wants to impress Wonder Woman. When she's not roaming around with the Teen Titans or on Paradise Island she's like literally every other teenage girl. Sitting at home argueing with her mom. Her power for her lasso comes fron her anger which she seems to carry a lot of. Shes still figuring out how to be Wonder Girl but shes become a valuable asset to the team. Cassie is a really relatable character and I love her for that. Her and Diana are a great pair and seeing them together is amazing. (Bonus: In New 52 Teen Titans she can put up a fight against basically anybody including Tim Drake and she hates the name Wonder girl)
There are more characters but this took me about two hours to write so Im going to cut it here. If anyone wants me to add any more characters let me know in the notes and I'll edit this. Also special shout outs to characters who I didnt have enough info on to put on here but are still equally as awesome: Martha Kent, Director Cameron Chase and Linda Park.
#batgirl#dceu#dc#dc comics#wonder woman#black canary#huntress#birds of prey#spoiler#batfam#catwoman#talia al ghul#harley quinn#poison ivy#power girl#wonder girl#donna troy#raven#batwoman#maggie sawyer#the question#zatanna#stargirl#justice society of america#lois lane#superman#lana lang#lady shiva#speedy#green arrow
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Epilogue Summary: Meat Part 2 (26-44)
OH BOY GET STRAPPED IN FOR THIS CLUSTERFUCK
26. Narratordirk is trying to convince Jade not to go through the black hole but..im guessing dead godtier Calli? Wont let him. Because shes still muse of space.
27. Calli is narrating too now and switches back to Earth C Jade
...O-oh. God tier Calliope is possessing Jade. They're basically calling Dirk out in how hes threatening all of reality with this epilogue.
-Living Calli can sense their other self in Jade and its scares them so bad they run
-Dirks text keeps getting smaller, hes being pushed out
28. In what is quite possibly the most ooc piece if writing yet, John says Monty Python sucks.
-ugh it talks alot about John finding Terezi cute
-Also shes starving. Like, literally ill
29. Jane uses trickster mode to give presidential campaign speeches ??
-Oh oof...theres this whole monologue on how it definitely isnt problematic and how shes respectful of those who think it is even though theyre very very wrong
-JANE: To imply that I am superciliously and recklessly stoking potentially dangerous cultural fires is honestly an insult.
JANE: I am guilty of only one crime: energizing my base!
-Oh lord jake fucks
-SO. Jane wants to publicise how he fucks trolls, and show that as bad, but refuses to acknowedge how racist that is.
-Honestly its wild how they think using the word xenophobic rather than racist somehow gives an edge if humor. Its the same fucking thing.
30. Ahshsjak Jane owns the internet
-Dirk straight up admits to puppeteering jake
-Jake agrees to back Karkat
31. Terezi seems intent in eating the entire contents of Johns dads wallet. Fucking superb you funky little gremlin
-God theyre really pushing the johnrezi. Shes actually being vunerable with him
-Apparently Terezi has really thick, feminine eyelashes. Thanks for making me want to shave my eyes
-Oh sweet jegus they kiss and WAIT DID THEY ALSO FUCK
Gross
32 uuugh Dirk keeps misgendering Roxy and basically says hes allowed to because nobody can hear him
-Daves talking about being not straight
-Oh so this is the Transphobe Dirk chapter
-Hes also straight up planning to assassinate jake
-Trolls are allergic to onions
-Psyche at the last second he fires a tranq at possessed Jade, forcing god Calli out so he can control the narrative again
33. I. Uhh. Yeah johnrezi fucked. Terezi likes it rough apparently
-"1 G1V3 UP ON VR1SK4" hmm.
-She agrees to let John try and retcon them home
34. Dirknators just abusing Jake verbally and makes him be in love with him
35. John zaps Terezi back to Earth C but hes dying, when English bit him he got poisoned with something thats erasing him from existence
-Dirks shitting on fans again
-Calliope and roxy knew john would die if he fought english
-...huh. Yeah, John legit dies.
-Terezi fucking capchalogues his corpse
36. I fucking hate this interpretation of Dirk
-Jane wins the election
-Jade has been in a comma for a month
-About Kanaya "The woman is obviously hysterical and needs to chill the fuck out. I mean, she’s hysterical because I’ve been specifically and deliberately causing her to be that way, sure." jesus fucking christ
-Dirk consistantly misgenders Roxy while acting "woke" about them presenting masculine enough that Terezi mistook them for Dave
-Calli refuses to leave the house and is painting weird gorey shit in the walls?
-Oh Roxy is using he now. And it seems Terezi is aware of dirknator because she calls him out
-Yeah shes talking to him directly now and hes trying to talk her into leaving again
37. So Dirk is kidnapping Rose to become a god,not telling her that Kanaya doesn't know, and brainwashing Kanaya to accept it
-Oh no you fucking bastard
-Hes making Kanaya believe Rose is abandoning her because Kanaya isnt good enough for her
-Yeah this is what pushed me over the fucking edge with this clusterfuck
38- he basically gives dave the go ahead to be an alcoholic
-Oh he draws the line at making people fuck. Oh well isnt that just so high and noble of him what a fucking saint he wont do a rape. Eat my ass
-Oh yeah no hes 100% comfortable with doing it apparently but dave can sense hes being puppeteed and resists it
-Davekat is canon i guess. Thanks for doing it in the most insulting and condescending way possible.
39. Jakes broken by dirk obcession but if course he doesnt give a shit
-Im skimming at this point because if the writers dont care about the narrative then why should i
40. Kanaya uses an antidote leeft by dirk to wake jade up
41. Another godamn ramble about how dirk accepts he's the villain but is right anyway
42. Okay I took a days break im feelin a little clearer
-jade unbrainwashes Kanaya and Kan is FUCKING PISSED
-Ghost Calli possesses Jade again, Dirk is getting ready to leave
43- the gang prepares to go after Dirk with Calli protecting their narrative...the end i guess? Fuck
Theres one final scene of the Jade that got sucked into the black home, with Aradia. She has new powers, and looks like she does when possessed. She summons a Dave robot through a wormhole she has just created, then passes through it with him and Aradia.
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Season 1 Episode 2 - Valiant
- ik for a fact that this one is the episode with the asshhoole. not bc i recognised it from the title but perhaps it was because i recognised it from the title u got me there
- i always go to mr clean too when i want protection, val, ur not alone
- yeah, this is harry potter l ma o
- the next thing u know theres a stone that makes arthur live forever and the snakes start joining into one and growing bigger until a phoenix (im dibbing on kilgie here), pops their corneas out
- DAMN DON'T KILL UR DEALER WHERE U GONNA GET THE NEW SHIT FROM NEXT TIME SMH VALIANT
- okay but who names their son valiant
- he was probably named valerie and didnt like it so he said “woah imma be valiant like courage, thats sick”
- that was probably his superhero persona as a child ngl
- no, shev, no respect for val stop doing this
- merlin in armour, what a fucking bLESiSNG GIVING ME THIS RIGHT ON THE SPOT BBC KNOWS WHATS GOOD
- ok a y but hear me out, merlins a servant. i have not seen any of these servants been asked to train with the royals??? like in the sense where it helps the servant train as well?? and the FIRST thing arthur does with merlin as his servant is train with him. not only is arthur a huge JOCK, he’s not using his manservant properly
- neverfuckingmind “most servants collapse after the first blow”, so it seems to be arthur likes to train with his servants. now that in itself is a question to be asked, but is he the only royal who trains with his servants??? how did this man survive on his own without a personal servant until merlin??? did he have a personal servant??? was it just regular servants?? who are those other servants he trained with??? did arthur just say hey lets go to the field in the morning, put on armour and let’s have a fun time?? UNLESS merlin literally just took someones job away from them kmao
- also my mind went right to the gutter guys, ngl, it sounded like an innuendo. it had me quaking i wish i was one of those servants
- “we all have our duties, even arthur” “it must be so tough for him, all the *hesitates* girl, all the glory”
- so we probably get at least 1 out of every 2 episodes where there’s a scene with merlin dressing arthur in his armour. bring the popcorn, lads.
- MORGANA LOOKING LIKE A FRICKEN SNACK
- the reigning champion is arthur, wonder fucking w h y
- valiant is in fucking mustard, while arthur is fucking ketchup idk why i thought of that but it happened. my literature teacher always told me to look for symbolisms. guess we found one guys.
- merlin after hating on arthur for the past episode is literally just cheering arthur on like a good husband he is
- did ARTHUR JUST SNICKER AT MERLINS “CREEP” LMAO DON'T TRY AND HIDE IT BY HUFFING AT HIM AFTERWARDS YOU FUCKING GOOF
- omg he hid it by telling merlin to do a full novel of chores
- AND MERLIN DOES IT WITH MAGIC A PAIR OF GOOFS
- “are you using magic again” “no” merlin ffs he just saw you use magic, while the items fell and landed right in front of him while you didn’t move at aLL. they are nOT BLIND
- “very aggressive style” I MEAN SURE UTHER
- valerie be fuckboying morgana lmao with a “i saw you watching” and a, “then i will give everything to win the tournament”
- i wish this show was set in the early 2000s so i can see val in low sweatpants, a backwards cap with gelled spiky hair and cheap neon sunglasses (maybe even some gold teeth just for kicks), while hes trying to rap 50 cents or make a mixtape of brit pop songs. bc yes.
- honestly im loving my 2000 fuckboy au. gonna make an ao3 after this.
- of course merlin would be the one to find out the magic shit in valiants room, it just lures him. AND OF COURSE VALIANT IS THERE
- i'm so fucking glad arthur looks confused as to how merlin did what he asked. when u have this kind of hubby, arthur, its amazing what things he can do.
- i dont know why theres dramatic music as merlin put armour on arthur but im living for it
- “is it my imagination or are you beginning to enjoy yourself?” merlin doesn't know what to say to that bc he’s turning gay and doesn't know if that counts as enjoying oneself when the one you are gay for is the asshole prince
- typically enough, valiant and arthur never fight except for the finale. like with all conveniences in place, youd expect them to have at least fought at some point with as much knights as there to determine the final two but no, just the finale. k.
- this poor fucking purple knighted bloke didn’t need to be fucking demonstrated on, val. like you didn't need to kill him?? that could have blown ur cover
- DID NOBODY SEE THAT??? DID NOBODY SEE THE FUCKING SNAKES???
- oooh merlin found out what happened everyone gonna be fucked. nobody harms arthur is he has something to say about it
- if someone starts off a sentence with “i just saw someones snakes on their shield come alive” nobody would fucking believe you, merls. but given the fact that magic exist… mhh maybe it wouldn’t be too absurd. but ppl apparently are thick as hell
- “why were you in his chambers” well i know how id explain if i was in valiants chambers ;)
- jk i dont fall for this toxic shit
- imagine getting paid as an actor just just lie down there like this poisoned kid. “yeah, id like to audition for ewan’s role???” “why are you lying on the ground?”
- i hate those tropes where it's like “i know how to tell someones bad, here’s proof” and then nobody believes you and tells you you’re lying and should die or whatever but then you kNOW IT'S THE FUCKIN TRUTH BITCH that trope gives me damn anxiety >:((
- yes merlin, fucking slash the shield with your sword. i'm sure that's how it works. im sure it will kill the snakes.
- HOWA RE THE SNAKES ALIVE WITHOUT VAL SAYING “ISHNAHASHAHI”
- i think val would know that you cut off the snake’s head, merls, just saying. ur were the oNLY ONE.
- TELL ARTHUR WHAT??? “I CUT A SNAKE”
- EXACLTY ONG THAT'S WHAT MERLIN FUCKING SAID I WAS RIGHT LMAO
- ARTHUR BELEIVED HIM I'M FUCKING LIVING BUT IK WHAT HAPPENS AND AHH
- uhhh the anxiety is rolling up boys
- ewan is mcfuckingdead
- snake be sliding in like a hoe on a business
- bfehfjdjfskf i hate this part
- arthur's pride, merlin’s pride, fuck me
- i'm not even gonna write this part, it breaks my fragile heart when arthur sees the look of people not believing him, especially his dad, and merlin seeing how arthur doesn't trust him anymore like prepare the eulogies girlies
- okay but if arthur is struck and gaius has the antidote?? arthur aint gonna die technically
- but now val knows merlin knows
- AND MERLIN INTERVENES
- why are royals so bitchy towards servants. like they do their best to help you??? they are loyal to you and are paid there to serve you and are often very kind, generous, passive, understanding people??? yet merlin interrupts uther and he fucking sends him to the pit
- VAL YOU ASS LMAO DON'T HURT MY SON’S PRIDE
- he said allegations like four times, yes uther we know ur vocab is shining with intellect but seriously, there’s other synonyms that could still be acceptable and still sound fancy
- quick search on google bc my mind doesnt roll fast enough: claim, assertion, charge, accusation, declaration, statement, contention, deposition, argument, affirmation. see daddy uther, not hard to look up.
- forget they didnt have internet whoopsies
- :((( arthur doesn't trust merlin anymore
- the husbands FIGHT
- not just a banter petty fight, this is a huge fight
- SACKING MERLIN DON'T FUCKING SACK MERLIN YOU GOOF
- TRUST UR HUBBY
- FUCK
- I'M GONNA CRY AND IT'S ONLY EPISODE TWO
- I'M HAVING EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS CONCERNING MY TWO BOYS
- GUYS IM NOT OKAy
- its been 2 minutes after i wrote that last sentence, and i am now okay
- “a half cannot truly hate that which makes it whole” iconic as hell. so many things could be said about that quote. either for innuendo purposes, love purposes, destiny purposes, how long it took me to say it right, just so many purposes man. it’s just iconic.
- merlin looks absolutely done with kilgaharama’s shit
- “just give me a straight answer” seems like kilgarass here is being too gay for merlin
- gwen already knows merlin’s the heroin of the series, saying everyone knows it's merlin who will save the day. but same tbh
- i dunno if this is like me or not but it says her nickname is gwyn in the subtitles but im typing it as gwen which i thought was how u wrote it, even if her full name is gwynevere but like gwen has a ring to it while gwyn sounds like gwin or smth and i dunno which one is right so ill just leave it alone ahjsjfk
- MORGANA HAS VISIONS WE ALREADY KNOW WHERE THIS GOES SHES MAGIC ISNT SHE HAHAHAHAUHD
- merlin trying one last time to convince his husband not to die, but at least this time arthur knows he’s up for val’s magic and is like “k iloveyou but i have to do this for the country not just bc of pride and thinking val is not magic”
- staring into the fire like he’s hoping it would suck him up into the void, not only is merlin a now confirmed emo, so is fucking arthur it seems. perfect for one another i'm telling you
- eerie music as morgana enters… wha suddenly i can't read
- i thought at first morgana and arthur were gonna end up together cause of the fucking weird tension going on and i was prepared to be disfuckinggusted but no! the show and producers actually put my expectations away and helped me see that it wasn’t going in that direction! thank fucking god!
- k but arthur looks majestic in his gear im just a huge bi
- “don’t go into my room” he says then gaius peaks in and almost gets mauled by a large chihuahua
- me too val, id step on someone's toes then fuck them up with an undercut. thats the bad bitch way to go. unless it for arthur, then val hahaha you can go fuck yourself
- no one sees mErLin??
- but they now see the snakes smh fakes
- “what are you doing? i didn't summon you” i don't think that will work val cause you didn't say it with a serpent tongue, it has to sound more like “shhashhwhat ahhssare hiisssyou iisshhaadoing?”
- okay but i thought arthur was impaled for a half second until he started to talk then i screamed that he was aight and he would now believe merlin
- uther better give merlin an apology
- arthur just said he wouldnt
- but still uther BETTER APOLOGISE TO FUCKING MERLIN
- “yknow i wish valiant was escorting me” “me too” i thought for a fricken moment arthur wished valiant would have escorted HIM. i'm dying.OMG
- “i wanted to say i made a mistake. it was unfair to sack you.” “don’t worry about it. buy me a drink and we’ll call it even.” DID YOU JUST SAY WHAT I THINK YOU JUST SAID MERLIN YOU SLY DOG OMG
- “i can’t really be seen to be buying drinks for my servant.” so if he wasn’t ur servant?? you’d say yes?? they are so fucking gay i can't anymore
- yeah, i literally fucking can't
#merlin#merlin bbc#merthur#s1#this is early bc well it was already written#peeps up for the next one boys#tho its not done#expect it in a few days oop#s1.2
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Potions equals Love? (Hogwarts Mystery Imagine)
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Pairing: fem! Rowan Khanna x Merula Snyde
Summary: You and Rowan have to switch partners in Potions. Rowan has become partners with Merula. You don’t know why, but Rowan has changed after that. What is going on?
A/N: Originally I was going to write another fem!reader x Barnaby Lee imagine, but I decided to do something different for once. I’m also trying to write and understand Ben’s character a little better, so I can also write imagines about Ben.
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“Miss Khanna and Miss Y/L/N. You are going to work with someone else this year.”
You raised an eyebrow when Professor Snape told Rowan and you to work with somebody else this year. “But Professor, we have been partners for the last three years.” Rowan said, thinking it would be strange to work with someone else than you. “That is exactly why you have to switch.” He said. “It will be good to see if you are capable of brewing a good potion with different partners.” He said. “So, Miss Khanna will be working with Miss Snyde this year.” “What?” Merula said, frowning a little. “What if I don’t want to work with Khanna?” She said, not liking the idea. “Well, then you will just have to deal with it.” He told them. “You both seem to be decent brewers, so it shouldn’t be much of problem.” He said before he looked at you. Rowan and Merula looked at each other, glaring a bit. You just hoped they wouldn’t kill each other during potions. The only thing you wondered was who you had to work with.
“Miss Y/L/N, you will work together with Mr. Lee.” Snape said. You blinked when Snape said that. It wasn’t like you didn’t like Barnaby, but he wasn’t the best student to work with during potions. You knew how often Snape would call Barnaby stupid in his class and the boy was Slytherin for Merlin’s sake! You wondered if Snape did this to make things harder during class. Perhaps he wanted you to fail? “Mr. Lee, perhaps having a partner like Miss Y/L/N could help you with brewing something more decent.” Snape said. Barnaby smiled awkwardly, having the feeling Snape was probably insulting him. You slowly moved over to sit down next to Barnaby, wondering if things would be going alright this year. “So, I guess that mean will be partners this year.” You said softly, giving Barnaby a small smile. “Yeah, I guess.” He said, smiling back.
You were going to brew a Poison Antidote this class and you had to keep a good eye on Barnaby. You would often point to the book when he was about to do something that wouldn’t end up well. You knew this was going to be hard and you didn’t want to make Barnaby feel like he was incapable at brewing potions. Once Snape was looking at your work, you thought you could see a hint of satisfaction in the eyes of the Potions Master. You suspected Barnaby and you were doing alright with brewing the potion. You thought you two were doing better than Merula and Rowan. You could hear the two bickering and you wondered if they would be doing this alright. You knew Merula still didn’t like you nor Rowan, but that didn’t mean the Slytherin wanted to fail this class. You shook your head at the sight of Rowan and Merula trying to work together, thinking it was obvious that they weren’t getting along with each other at all.
Once Potions was over Barnaby gave you another smile. “Thanks, Y/N. With your help I might be able to pass Potions this year.” He said. “No problem. If you want I could help you with studying.” You suggested. “That would be great. Perhaps I could help you with Care of Magical Creatures in exchange.” He said. “That would be helpful.” You said with a smile. You were about to walk out of Potions when Snape suddenly walked over to you. “Miss Y/L/N, may I have a word with you?” He asked. You nodded, wondering what he wanted from you. Once you were alone with Snape in his classroom, he spoke up. “You might be the first partner that helped Mr. Lee understand what he was doing in class.” He said. You blinked, wondering why he would say that. “At first, I thought Miss Haywood would be a good partner for Mr. Lee, but I was wondering how capable you were without Miss Khanna’s help in class.” He said. “It seems like you are pretty capable of brewing a decent potion without Miss Khanna’s help.” He said. “Five points to Y/H.” You blinked when Snape gave you house points for that. “Thank you, Professor.” You said, still looking surprised. “You are dismissed.” He said.
You quickly left the classroom, wondering if Snape started to dislike you less this year. Perhaps this year would start more smoothly this year. You knew Patricia Rakepick would probably make things a little more difficult for you, but perhaps the teachers would finally stop looking at you like you were exactly like your brother. It would be great if the teachers saw you as someone else than your brother. Being reminded of your brother didn’t help you. It was one of the reasons why you didn’t like going home for the holidays. Your family was still dealing with Jacob’s disappearance and you wanted to be your own person. You wanted your family to be proud of you and you can’t do that if they think you are going to do the same things as Jacob. Hopefully, you would find your brother while secretly looking for the Cursed Vaults. You do not really care what is inside the Vaults, you just want your brother back. Besides you could probably learn a lot from the experience.
To be honest, you were also curious about breaking the curses on the vaults. You thought Rakepick’s job was very interesting and perhaps it would be something you would consider doing in the future. You weren’t sure though, because there were a lot of jobs that seemed to intrigue you. Becoming a healer was also interesting after you helped Madam Pomfrey. Maybe being an Auror was interesting as well. You weren’t sure and you still had some time to figure out what you wanted to do with your life. You were only fourteen after all. You sighed and then you walked towards the Great Hall.
Once you entered the Great Hall you shook your head. Merula was standing near the table your friends sat at and it didn’t look pretty. She was yelling about something and you quickly made your way over to the table. “What’s going on?” You asked, raising an eyebrow at Merula. “None of your business. This is something between Khanna and me.” She said, glaring at you. “And you decide to do that in front of everyone else, Snyde? Sounds like you have thought everything through.” You said, rolling our eyes at her. “Shut up, Y/L/N.” She hissed. You looked at Rowan, who was definitely angry at Merula. “Don’t you have to sit somewhere with Murk?” You asked. Merula groaned. “This isn’t over yet, Khanna!” She said when she stormed off.
“Seriously Rowan, what happened during Potions?” You asked, sitting down next to Barnaby and Ben. Rowan looked annoyed. “Well, we both wanted to brew the potion correctly, but she didn’t want me to add anything to the potion think I would ruin it. So, I didn’t let her touch the cauldron either. Well, except when Snape walked past us… This was the worst class ever.” She muttered. “Well, it would be easier if Snape didn’t let you work with her, but I’m sure both of you want to pass this class. You will have to work together.” You pointed out. Rowan softly banged her head against the table, groaning softly. “I know! I know I have to work with her well if I want to pass, but can you blame me for not trusting her?” She said. “I don’t blame you for that at all.” You said. “I don’t think I would be able to survive working with Merula to be honest.” You said with a shrug.
“I do know Merula is pretty good at Potions.” Barnaby said. “She would sometimes help me with my homework when I was friends with her.” He said. “What has that to do with this?” Rowan asked. “Well, I thought it would be nice to know your partner is good at brewing potions, so you two would be able to brew things pretty well.” He said. “Perhaps she is good at it, but I haven’t seen any of her skills today.” Rowan muttered. “I think Barnaby is trying to say you both are good at it and you would be able to brew something really good if you work together.” You said. Barnaby nodded, letting you know you have said that right. “Well, maybe one of you should work together with her next time.” Rowan said before she stood up and stormed off. She was pissed at everyone because of Merula. You sighed softly. Maybe it was better to leave Rowan alone today.
“Man, I think I pissed her off.” Barnaby said, looking a bit guilty. “It’s not your fault. Merula and Rowan just don’t get along.” You told him. “Well, that isn’t Rowan’s fault. I mean, Merula was always threatening everyone.” Ben said. “That is true. Merula just wants to prove she is the best and if she needs to threaten people she will do that.” You said. “You don’t seem to be that bothered by Merula anymore, Y/N.” Penny said. “That’s because I won’t let her get under my skin. She knows that by now. I guess she thinks I’m a boring target now.” You said with a giggle. “I wish I could do that. Merula kind of terrifies me.” Ben said. “I think most people think Merula is terrifying.” Barnaby said with a grin. “As long as you don’t show it, she won’t have the power to threaten you.” You said. “I mean, come on! She is the same age as us. Merula is good at things, but you are more gifted at Charms, Ben. And Barnaby can cast more powerful charms than Merula. Just like Penny is more gifted at Potions.” You pointed out.
“I see it this way. She might be good, but everyone has great talents of their own. Using your talents could help you outsmart her or just outdo her.” You said with a smile. “You are really positive this year, Y/N.” Ben said with a grin, looking more at ease. “I suppose I’m just having a good start this year.” You said. “Y/N has the talent to give good pep-talks.” Barnaby said with a chuckle. “I agree with that.” Ben said. “Please, I’m not that good at giving pep-talks.” You said, rolling your eyes. “Well, most of the time you manage to cheer someone up.” Penny said with a smile. “Except for Rowan now.” You said. “Well, she needs to blow off some steam. So, it was a good decision to let her go for now.” She said. “We can’t solve all problems immediately.” Ben said honestly. “It would make life less complicated though.” You said with a small grin.
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After two months you noticed Rowan was acting really different. You didn’t understand what was going on, but she seemed to be happier in some kind of way. She did spend less time with you and your friends. Also, the bickering in Potions Class seemed to cease. You thought Merula and Rowan were working very well. You were surprised by the change, but you didn’t let yourself get distracted by that. You still kept an eye on Barnaby, but he seemed to have improved over the months as well. He worked really hard to pass this class. He became more confident at Potions and it made you happy. You thought Snape might have made the right decision to let you switch partners this year. You didn’t know how much you had relied on Rowan the past few years. You had definitely relied on her a lot more than you thought, because you sometimes weren’t sure either. It made you more confident as well. This partnership was good for Barnaby and you.
Rowan wasn’t in the Great Hall that evening. You wanted to find out where she was at. She was acting strange and you just needed to know what was going on. You looked at Ben and Barnaby. “Do you guys want to find Rowan with me?” You asked. Ben raised an eyebrow and Barnaby looked a little confused. “Why do you want to find Rowan?” Ben asked. “She is acting strange and I want to know what is going on.” You said. “Do you think it has to do with the Cursed Vaults?” He asked. You shook your head. “No, the Cursed Vaults are leading students to the Forbidden Forest. As far as I know, Rowan hasn’t gone there. Besides, she is not in a weird trance like all those other students were that were caught by the teachers.” You explained. “Still, I still want to know what is up. Aren’t you wondering why she isn’t spending as much time with us as she used to?” You asked. “Well, I have nothing better to do. So, count me in.” Barnaby said. Ben looked at Barnaby and blinked. “You are going to help Y/N find and spy on Rowan?” Ben asked. “Well, yeah…? I guess I will help her with finding and spying on Rowan.” Barnaby said with a shrug.
Ben sighed. “Fine, I will come as well. Just because you two are making me worried.” He said. “Great Ben!” You said with a smile. “If nothing is going on then I will return to my Common Room though. I don’t like the idea of spying on someone.” He said nervously. “Don’t worry, Ben. You will be fine.” You told him when you stood up. Ben and Barnaby stood up as well and the three of you began walking out of the Great Hall. The three of you had to look around very carefully, because you weren’t sure where Rowan was at the moment. You checked the library and also the Common Room, but she wasn’t there. Once you walked outside you wanted to give up, but there she was. Rowan walking around the Castle Grounds. You weren’t sure where she was going though. You gave Barnaby and Ben a look to be quiet and then you began to follow Rowan.
You made sure the three of you were not seen by Rowan. You just needed to make sure where she was going. Time passed by slowly and you didn’t seem to be going anywhere. Once Rowan stopped walking, you, Barnaby and Ben hid somewhere. The three of you kept an eye on Rowan the whole time, wondering what she was doing out here. It didn’t take too long to figure out what Rowan was doing outside. Merula walked up to Rowan with a smile. “Well, hello there Khanna.” She said. Rowan grinned. “Also hello to you, Snyde.” She said amused. You were confused when you heard them saying that. Why did they act so friendly? What was going on. Merula took a step closer to Rowan, running a hand trough Rowan’s hair. “This could all be a lot easier if just told people about this.” Rowan said, blushing a bit. “That might be so, but that would ruin both our reputations, wouldn’t it?” Merula said, pulling Rowan close. “Let’s just enjoy this moment.” She whispered before she began kissing Rowan.
Your eyes widened. Did Merula just kiss Rowan and did Rowan kiss her back? You couldn’t believe it. How did this happen? How did they become a thing? Merula and Rowan like each other? You looked at Ben, who was baffled by what happened. Barnaby was confused and he turned to you, unsure what to think about it. You signed to get away from here. You could swear you heard Rowan and Merula kissing when the three of you sneaked away. You three couldn’t be seen by them, especially because you understood why they would keep it a secret. You might have said they would be good at Potions together, but you never thought this would happen. You weren’t sure if you should confront Rowan or not. This could be a bad thing for the Cursed Vaults. What if Rowan told Merula about everything they discussed about the Cursed Vaults? No, she wouldn’t… Would she? You weren’t sure what to think about this anymore.
Once the three of you were back the castle you looked at each other. “Merlin...! W-what was that?” Ben said, still surprised by what happened. “Merula and Rowan kissed each other.” Barnaby said. “Yes...! That is the problem.” Ben said, panicking a little. “Ben is right… This is a problem. I mean, what if Rowan told Merula about the Vaults?” You said, frowning a little. “Do you really think Rowan would do that?” Barnaby asked. “You know what they say about love. Love makes people blind, she might have said things. I cannot be sure about it though.” You said. “What are we going to do about this?” Ben asked. “I think I might need to talk to Rowan tonight.” You said. “What are you going to say? ‘Hey Rowan, Ben, Barnaby and I have seen you kissing with Merula.’ She will definitely get angry.” Ben said. “I will tell her I have seen her. You and Barnaby only came with me because I asked you to. I won’t tell them you two have seen them kissing.” You said. “Are you sure, Y/N? I mean we agreed to come.” Barnaby said concerned. “I’m sure, don’t worry about it.” You told them.
“Thanks for coming along with me.” You said with a smile. “I will wait for Rowan in the dormitory.” You told them. They nodded. “No problem, Y/N.” Barnaby said with a smile. “Tell us about your talk with her tomorrow.” Ben said. You nodded and gave them both a smile. “I will tell you two. Good night.” You said and then you both gave them a kiss on the cheek. They blushed and you gave them a wink before you left. You walked towards your Common Room, slowly becoming more serious again. Once you were in your dormitory you sat down on your bed. You would just sit there, waiting for Rowan to walk into the room. Of course, it took a while before Rowan entered the dormitory.
“Did you have a fun evening?” You asked. Rowan jumped in surprise, being startled by you. “Merlin, Y/N, you nearly gave me a heart attack.” She said before she took a deep breath. “That doesn’t answer my question.” You said seriously. Rowan blinked a bit. “What are you talking about?” She asked, raising an eyebrow. “Oh, I don’t know. You tell me.” You said, not taking your eyes off her. “I just went out for a walk.” She lied. You rolled your eyes. “Sure, a walk.” You said, not believing her at all. “And did that walk include Merula?” You asked. Rowan gasped. “What did you see?” She asked, sounding a little angry. “Just you and Merula… You know, snogging each other. Seemed like you have had a lot of fun.” You said. “You saw that?” She asked. You nodded and she slowly became angry. “Did you spy on us? Y/N, why would you do such a thing?” “Because you don’t talk. You were acting strange and I wanted to know what the bloody hell was going on.” You said, becoming angry yourself.
“It is none of your business what is going on between Merula and I.” Rowan yelled. “It is my business, because it is Merula Snyde we are talking about.” You said. “What are you worried about?” She asked. “That you are telling her about the Cursed Vaults. I already have to look out for Rakepick and certainly don’t want to look out for one of my best friends as well.” You said, frowning a bit. “I would never tell Merula about what we know about the Cursed Vaults!” She said. “Good, that is what I wanted to hear.” You said and then you sighed. “I don’t care what you do with Merula as long as you don’t talk to her about the Cursed Vaults.” You said. “Maybe, we could use her expertise…?” She suggested. “Yeah, because everyone in the group would love Merula to join us.” You said sarcastically. “Ben is terrified of Merula and Tulip hates her guts. If she would join us it would cause a lot more problems.” You said.
“Then, I will tell them.” Rowan said. “I mean, if I explain it, maybe they will understand?” She mumbled softly. “Good luck with that.” You said, getting in your bed. “Y/N…” She said. “Good night.” You muttered, closing your eyes. You didn’t know what to do. You didn’t trust Merula enough to let her help you with the Cursed Vaults. It wasn’t like you were against the relationship, but you were afraid about the Cursed Vaults. What if she would betray you all? All you wanted to do is to find your brother. If something went wrong you would never forgive yourself.
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You began spending more time with Barnaby and Ben, trying to avoid Rowan a bit. You just didn’t know what to think about everything. You had talked about it with Barnaby and Ben, but they didn’t seem to know what to do either. You wanted to be happy for Rowan, but you didn’t know what would happen. No one can help but to fall in love, but that didn’t mean you could have no doubts. You kind of felt bad for avoiding Rowan, but you weren’t sure if you would say nice things to her now. Avoiding her seemed like the better option now. It might not be the best option, but at least you didn’t have to think about what you would say to her.
“Y/L/N.”
You turned around. Merula was standing there, looking annoyed. “We need to talk.” She said. You raised an eyebrow. “What do you want, Snyde?” You asked. “Not here, somewhere more private.” She said. “Fine.” You said before you followed her to a more private place. You didn’t say anything when you walked over there. You didn’t know what you could say to Merula. You guessed she wanted to talk to you, because of Rowan. You just hoped this conversation wouldn’t turn into a violent one. Merula and you just didn’t get along, because she didn’t want that in the first place. You disliked her for threatening you and your friends. You just knew how to deal with a lot better though.
Once you were somewhere more private you gave Merula an annoyed look. “So, what is it, Snyde?” You asked. “I want to talk to you, about Rowan.” She said. “Oh, you two are on first name bases not.” You mumbled. “Shut up, will you.” She hissed and then she took a deep breath, like she was trying to calm herself down. “Look, Rowan told me you were worried about her telling me about the Cursed Vaults.” She began. “I haven’t asked her a single thing about the Cursed Vaults.” She told you. “And I should believe you because…?” “Because I’m dating your best friend.” She said. “I don’t like the fact you are avoiding her.” She said. “If you think I’m avoiding her because you are dating her then you are just partly right. I don’t give a damn about your relationship with her. If she is happy then I’m okay with it. I’m just not okay that you are obviously trying to find the Cursed Vaults as well. I already have to look out of Rakepick now. If Rowan would tell you stuff, then it would mean you are going to be a bigger threat.” You said seriously.
“Rowan knows how to keep a secret. I’m not going to force her to tell me what she knows.” Merula said seriously. “I don’t know why you keep looking for them though. You could end up just like your bro-.” “Don’t you dare to talk about my brother.” You said seriously. “I’m looking for the vaults to find him. That is it! Nothing else.” You told her. She held up her hands in defence. “Okay, calm down. I get it. You just want to find your brother.” She said. “But seriously. I think we should try to get along, for Rowan.” She said. “You want to get along with me?” You asked, raising an eyebrow. “With you and your friends, even the mud- I mean muggleborn ones.” She said seriously. You kept your eyes on her. “You are actually serious…?” You asked. “Of course I am! Why else would talk to you about this?” She said.
“Fine.” You said. “Excuse me?” “I said ‘fine’. We are going to try to get along. For Rowan, nothing else.” You said. “Good.” She said. “Should I tell her?” She asked. “Yes, you should.” You told her. “If she wants to talk to me tell her she can talk to me.” You said. She nodded and was about to walk away. “Oh, Y/L/N?” She said. “Yes?” “Thank you for doing this. I’m sure Rowan will appreciate it.” She said before she walked away. You stood there for a little longer and sighed. Hopefully things would get less complicated now.
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The Worst Poison of them All
(Be warned of the following before reading my story: In here I’ll be dealing with a customer who wants poison... to end their life. How I’ll act while trying to help is not the only way to act. I’m pretty sure there are many better ways to do it. This one is from a sleazy but with moral poison seller... seek help from better people than me.)
I know my job isn't exactly the most honorable in the world, but I somewhat try to make up for it...
They came trough my door near the end of the day. When people are leaving to their houses to rest for another day. They couldnt even talk, they were shaking, waving their money and pointing at the back. I made my usual introductory schtick (for this type of job, you need to amuse yourself).
WELCOME YOUNG ONE! To Mr. Rat’s Poison Paradise: Alleyway with the best and most effective poisons in this side of the black market. We have poison for small people, big people, old people and animals of all kind. Poisons dont distinguish race, gender, etnicity nor how good or bad the victim or you just/evil revenge is. So please tell me which one do you need and you can move on with your life.
At that point their face got paler, starting shaking more and suddenly... fell on their knees and began a gross sobbing... oh no, It’s one of “those customers”, I mean no disrespect to the person but... I’m getting no monetary profict for what’s about to happen... *sigh* but what can ya do.
“Listen... fella. (if fella is not a gender neutral term i tried ok?)” - I try to sound paternal, but how paternal can a sleazy poison seller sound? - “I’m sorry but I can’t really sell you anything if ya wanna use it on yourself. I deal easy revenges, not easy giver uppers ya know?”
They continue to sob... And continue to explain.
“I’m not really a good guy as you can imagine... but I’m not a heartless monster even with the ocupation I have. Pretty cowardly from me to say I guess, but it’s like the people that say “how can you eat cows?” and the best response you can get is “because I won’t see it” I can easily deal poisons because I know they will be use in someone I don’t know... while here I’m seeing you sobbing because you’re scared. You don’t wanna do this don’t you?” - They kept sobbing... but slightly shaked their head to say “no” - “*sigh* I suspected that... would it help you talking to me about what lead you to get to this “brilliant idea”? I have no right to judge people so lay your tragic sorrows on old Mr. Rat”
Between sobs I heard their troubles. Nothing new or unusual really, always the same familiar sob story: family abuse, social ineptitude, bad relationships. It’s not that these issues aren’t important... is that after so many years listening to stuff like this they feel so... “normal”? then again when you stop to think about it... thinking of them as “normal” is really disgusting.. I guess more to add to my own shame. At least they seemed to be free of physical abuse, substance abuse or... self abuse...
What I’ve know seing “this” happen trough the years I’ve worked here, (and yes “this” is sadly a regular occurence) is that the people who come here most of the time if they REALLY want the poison for “that”, they would buy it with no hesitation and even some relief... sad i know. But a lot are like the sobbing mess in front of me... they just need someone to talk to... I usually provide the ear to their issues and to different degrees they accept or decline. After listening I do my best to calm the situation... probably with some sappy or cliche stuff, I know, not very honest of me... old habits die hard I guess. In this case? Notice I haven’t told you what their problem was... would this response paint you the image for who would it work?
“Okay... you’re clearly in the wrong shop young one. You dont need poison, you need and ANTIDOTE, cause all you have told me clearly paints that the poison you have inside you is “self hatred” you think you’re irredemable, unchangeable and that to not be a burden you need to drink proper poison. When what you need is the antidote of “self love”... sadly we’re out of those here, but I’m sure your fmaily or a close person in your life has a way for you to find it. Or maybe you can search for it? Sadly can’t help beyond that...”
Trust me is a coincidence if it fits you. It’s like horoscopes... you just gotta know what to say.
Eventually they stopped sobbing and the colour returned to their faces, they thanked me and offered me the money they had for the original poison “HELL NO! GIVE YOUR STINKING MONEY A REAL USE!” I yelled, they yelp a bit scared and I got a bit flustered “I mean, this talk is what a regular person should do... and I’m below regular so URGH!”
They hugged me... it lasted more seconds than usual... I considered that my tip.
Before they left I gave them a card, it was for the suicide hotline of the town, address and everything “Don’t just stay with my pathetic pet talk fella, go here and talk to them. I can’t force you... but trust me, you NEED this. Now scram! I have actual costumers to tend to”
They smiled... I smiled back. And just like that they were gone.
I could tell you either that I never saw them again or how by a conntribance I did see them in the way of recovery... in reality that doesn’t matter if you ask me... just remember to do your best in what you do k?
NOW SCRAM! I have a life to continue on.
Notes:
> After strings of negative stories I decide to make positive story > Word for today is “poison” > F***!
Did the best I could anyway so no regrets.
Truth be told I was planning to change the story to reflect more on Yuri’s response to my response yesterday... but then decided against it and made it a general lesson in helping others no matter the negativity you are/can be to the world... “even a monster can have something beautiful” if you will ;)
Now read the story again but listening to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TwwiLAk4GM (Live at Grillby’s, Undertale Jazz remixes, the whole album)
#inspiration: positivity helping and Yuri?#His name really is Patrick#but he hates iliteration xD#a lovely word game with my literature club#poison#worange#aworangestory
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