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re: elves and other non-human races having a fetishized view of humans - it makes me think of how in many fantasy settings humans are the only race able to interbreed with the other races, or are always the most common in interspecies pairings 🤔 Can see how being very attractive/attracted to other species could becomes a stereotype for humans, or a defining trait like intellect for elves, strength for orc/demons, senses for beastfolk...
Classic fantasy rules typically have 'versatility/adaptability' as a human's special trait, but there's a better case for breedability methinks, if only unofficially 🤭
omg nonnie youve literally put it in better words than i can ever come up with. I havent been able to shake off the idea that humans would be seen as the sort of “blank-slate” species in a fantasy settings either; but ive also thought of framing it in a way that it is this exact…plainness? that makes humans stand out to some. if i were to push it further (and disregard all semblance of biological reasoning) perhaps humans are sought after because their weaker gene expressions will always give way to potent non-human genes, and halflings bear little to no sign of their human blood (at least on surface) - meaning that if all else fails, humans would be perfect vessels with great success for breed-ability...im not sure if im making any sense at all LOL but this is just a long-winded way to say humans are the superstar interbreeding extraordinaires with a 120% success rate!!!! which make them magnets to nefarious horny non-human/monster folk that need to get their shit ROCKED
#ask#anon#i thought i was perhaps a little insane to just say ‘ummmm well the characteristic of humans is that theyre great for interspecies breeding’#but i also think. why am i trying so hard to be reasonable as if i havent been making up pure self-indulgence content this whole time#like i also see the logistic flaw in that if elves keep breeding with humans theyd end up populating the place with half-elfs#but have you considered that. thog dont caare
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my favorite characters from various medias
for the record complicated views on religion means they made deals with various gods from various mythos
Daniil Dankovsky aka the Bachelor is from the Pathologic game franchise as one of the main playable characters
Johannes Cabal is from the Johannes Cabal the Necromancer bookseries written by Jonathan L. Howard (you wont believe it but hes also the main character)
Arthur Lester is from Harlan Guthrie's horror fiction podcast Malevolent as one of the main characters
theyre all my favorite characters from various points in my life and theyre all great
also things i forgot: theyre al self destructive and depressed etc, they all use wit and words as their weapons but also do some light murder on the side, and daniil and johannes are both autistic also but those are headcanons
#i love all of them they all suck and have a stupid big kill count#specially considering two of them are doctors and the others a detective#but what are you gonna do theyre great at it so you cant rlly blame them#rubbing my hands together like an evil fly#my blorbos from my various medias#btw theyd kill each other if they met up#malevolent#arthur lester#johannes cabal#johannes cabal the necromancer#pathologic#daniil dankovsky#sorry to bother you poor fandoms w my tags#ill do it again dont even think i regret my actions#and once again sorry to my mutuals who only rlly know arthur#if i dwell on this post any longer ill have ten mire things to have#if you actually care ill tell you al the things i forgot to put on this one#and lets be real ill write you an essay about jow they all parallel each other#its rlly interesting actually how well they all fit#its because i have a type
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Look I I love when the clones have their own little dialect of mando'a. I gobble that shit up
But what I really want is for them to have their own fucked up version of Dai Bendu
#star wars the clone wars#sw tcw#mando'a#dai bendu#i just think thay theyd be curious about the secret jedi language in the start and then they embrace it in the end#in my own little head dai bendu is only spoken properly with the application of the force#but the clones would add facial and tonal dofferences to get the point across yk#(and hand gestures)#and then when they speak it to a jedi who hasnt interacted with clones very often the jedi gets so confused#because they dont know if the clones are insulting their great great grand master or if theyre asking where the bathroom is#or maybe even better#they mix dai bendu and mando'a into a language soup and noone but the vode and their assigned jedi understand it#their own little secret language <3
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"Apparently I have 'behavioural issues' and am 'a bad influence'? But damn I'm fun!"
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#oc stats*#oc: poko rikihisa#my edits#my ocs#jjk oc#jujutsu kaisen oc#anime oc#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#happy birth to this little shit!!#loves causing her sister headaches more than anything#hates being 'normal'#at least shes got people around her that support the latter#i mean most dont like the fact the sisters dont get along#but its not their place to fix it i guess#apart from anzu stepping in lmao#also you may notice this is a continuation of saes bday post#chasing after her sister yet again lmao#this time from pokos perspective!!#should draw her and hideko together at some point#i think theyd get along great#but anyway hope you like and all that jazz#happy birthday again danger monkey
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I've never heard a man say he thinks he'd be a bad father. and yet there's no shortage of awful dads out there. so where are they all coming from 🤔
#this isn't about dan necessarily it just got me thinking#ive met so many women who are very aware that they are not willing or able to make the sacrifices you need to make in order to have kids#but ive never met a man who is willing to admit he might not be a good or emotionally available parent.#and yet these awful absent fathers must all be coming from somewhere#i think dan did possess a good amount of self-awareness in that video tbh i think he was aware that he's maybe not willing to make the#sacrifices to his career and lifestyle that you'd need to make in order to raise kids#no more tours. home cooked meals. a normal sleep schedule. theyd have to redo the entire phouse in order to child proof it#and iirc he was pretty aware that he's not doing any of that shit lmao#i do think hed be a much better dad than his own father although that's probably a low bar#and realistically if god flipped the mpreg switch tomorrow and they had a little surprise baby i think he would step up and do a good job#it's just nice to see he has the self-awareness to say that's not something he wants to do#men want kids like kids want puppies etc#actually i have met plenty of men who are just not interested in having kids and are ready to admit that. but only gay men lmao#and even then there's still the caveat of “yeah but i think if i were to have kids id be a great father”#i truly dont think ive ever met a man willing to admit that he would not make a good parent. inch resting
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Do the matoran even know what the difference between male and female is. Did the great beings ever instil the knowledge in them or is it just something that they like. Picked up from other species like the vortixx and skakdi. And makuta i guess. Do they assume female and male are an oversemplification of the elemental thing. So like you have female which is Water and then all the other elements just get funneled into male which instead of a specific element is just Not-Water.
How do they rationalize lightning matoran then. Like are they a subkind of ga-matoran? Because water is a good conductor for lightning? And what about Orde and the psionics. Great Beings go well we cant have you be male now bc youre too destructive, lets make the next ones all female, and Orde is just like what the fuck is a male. Or a female. Never heard of that in my life.
#bionicle#random talks#honestly its very fun to think abt these things and using them to make the matoran even more distanced from the audience#really let them be their own weird n fucked up lil species#i like the hc that their element is their gender which however in turn causes Great Confusion abt the use of male and female distinctions#so i imagine they Did jus pick that up from other species and used it in a really simplified way. but also the dont know what it means#like they mightve assumed that Vezok n Vamprah and Tarix n Berix were female bc they were blue. which. is baffling to everybody else#but makes Perfect Sense for them#edit didnt include nonbinary/genderqueer identities bc based on the elemental gender hc theyd literally go 'oh yeah' and not question that#theyve got at least 12 genders probably so they can understand the idea of a spectrum#its SPECIFICALLY the male/female distinction thats Weird for them to have bc theyve got Absolutely Nothing to base it on
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I found this old comic I had
#bugs and yakko are so mother/daughter coded for me#as in they can be very passive aggresive/agressive and competitive but like they actually have the range and strive for perfection SO much#that it kills the joke#they're not constantly desperate for approval so they dont make you feel empathetic of their pain#their vulnerability is something that must be earneedd not thrown just casually#yakko warner#i think idk#i think yakko could be able to see bugs in this juxtaposition of caretaker who needs to be caretaken#he needs help he wont ask for it but itd be great if he got it he wont say thank you tho hed just mellow down#that being said theyd rat out the hell out of eachother#its sort of the most healthy thing to do#spill out the beans show that lose strain of imperfection so other people can see they're not untouchable#so they can actually get the help they so deserve#now daffy tries to do this all the time#but he gets too frustrated by bugs gaslightning so he often misses the point#but yakko and bugs having similar personalities as in both being instigators they can stand higher levels of frustration#bugs would HATE this lol#someone who is not used to follow HIS bit? someone who KILLS HIS joke??#it would be interesting
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do you guys think daigo had to make an apology video after his company got called out or whatever
#infinite wealth spoilers#fucking i guess id ont know#snap chats#no one touch this post im drawing it later at some point probably#im still thinking about how stupid this is but im also laughing#like Im So Sorry This Company That Was Publicly Founded On Rehabilitating Yakuza Has Ex-Yakuza In It#said by th ex-chairman. who was on tv.#like i dont imagine theyd try to hide this fact tf even there to expose. Fork Found In Kitchen we know we're hiring ex-yakuza#im p sure he said there were rumors. would be great if we saw those rumors or saw how bad they were so i could believe this !!#like with ichi and the gang we saw how their shit was manipulated i can buy it but i just gotta believe it here. OK.#anyway wheres daigos apology video im gonna throw up. do you think it was majimas idea to make one#jk of course it was
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me n my sister spent some time messing around in pokemon channel for the first time in like over probably 10 years and its making me realize a small handful of things. for one, i am a massive fan of virtual pet games and sites and this is probably why. two is that that none of them ever did what pokemon channel did might be why i can never seem to find anything quite similar enough that it fulfills the imagined concept for a virtual pet that im constantly seeking
#i get periodically obsessive over virtual pets as a concept and it usually coincides w stress#something abt my imagined virtual pet game soothes me and if not pokemon channel it simply doesnt exist yet#finding it.... my white whale#nintendogs likely also influenced this. and the ubisoft petz games. and paws and claws pets resort#the last of which being an awful game ive never seen anyone know abt that i was OBSESSED with for a while as a kid#anyway wobbledogs gets close but its still not the imagined game#its good for other reasons#a lot of virtual pet sites are also too collection based. neopets gets it right by being not abt collecting neopets#but also. you still cant interact w your pets the degree i want to....#(i need to get back into neopets i was nonstop abt it last yr but im nervous to return#bc i was in a guild and i def wasnt kicked so ill just have to be. uhmmm hiii haha sorry its been 7 months#not that it was a job but im just not ready...)#anyway theres def a nostalgia factor to why i like pokemon channel so much but i do think its set up#is smth i hardly ever see... not having to care for the needs of ur pet but still#having a well rounded way of interacting w them... its good#i like feeding virtual pets like its cute but i get stressed when i have to keep with it consistently#cus then ill inevitably miss a day and feel awful or ill wait too long#and it makes me dread playing again and put it off cus i know ive got too much to catch up on#that said i dont believe theyll ever remake pokemon channel. it could only exist in the time it did#if they tried to make it again theyd try to modernize it bc that was a huge factor in the original#that it wasnt supposed to be old concepts. sticking to that look wouldnt make sense for the pkmn company#also considering i never see anyone mention it i get the feeling it wouldnt be profitable enough#at least pokemon snap had some dedicated fans#i mean my sister and i's enjoyment is also likely largely nostalgia... but i think ot has a lovely charm#that pikachus always up to things and interacting w tables and tossing himself at the player and hitting the tv#its great. it has a lot of charm. i hope of not the pkmn company that someone does smth similar in the future#not necessarily w the older media look but just this sorta pet game#i also think ppl underestimate the importance of minigames in these things hehe...
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freakin great i love how the fucking uhhh the second i have my birthday my parents decide to hate each others guts to death this is so convenient guys keep it up gold star
#it’s over my dad not decorating the house ‘enough’ brother i appreciate your care about such a superficial thing but please understand#can i have like one birthday hell one /day/ without 34 spitfiring anxiety attacks#ha. ah#esp since they literally came up to me and TOLD me they wouldnt argue for the duration of my birthday#i dont even care about my birthday or think it matters that much thats not the point#just uh#wish when people came up to me and said theyd do something thats mindful of my mental health that theyd actually follow through w it#yknow#its the polite thing to do and all#i just sound selfish now great#vent post#bingletxt
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robins but ranked by how quickly they seem to have gotten to a "bruce is my dad" stage
1- jason. thats his dad. bruce didnt really have much competition given that jasons dad was practically nonexistent in his life.
2- damian. blood relation. not very enthusiastic about it after he bonds with dick and gets a taste of what a guardian can be, but still accepts it to some extent. same cant be said of bruce who insists on being Bad Weird about the whole thing.
3- tim. yes he did make up a whole fake uncle to dodge the adoption draft, but more so (from what he tells dick at least) bc he saw how messy/raw things were between dick and bruce and he didnt wanna make dick feel bad if bruce adopted him at that moment.
4- dick. he and bruce are so messy its not ok. even when bruce gave him the adoption papers it was so. they are trying so hard to be father and son but it does Not work for a variety of reasons. from personal conflicts, to dick having had the most loving original family of any of the others, to them wanting to be equals but already not being able to healthily manage that with the ex mentor-mentee relationship let alone a father-son one. the cant even navigate their former hero-sidekick dynamic their asses are NOT gonna be able to create a familial connection there. at BEST they might work up to brothers, but there's way too much history for father and son.
#listen to me. listen.#im normal.#uegh. making bruce-dick a father-son thing introduces a power dynamic that those two specifically have been shown to not navigate healthily#so much of dicks story is just. bruce being this human tumor that dick tries (and fails) to separate from#they are already so dysfunctional. i think if they tried to be father and son theyd both just Explode#is it the least healthy option for them.#bruce isnt great to any of the others but dick would lay down his life for bruce and thats what makes his case the most destructive#SORRY. SORRY. i dont know where all that came from. who said all that#the others are allowed to have that father-son dynamic bc they know how to leave and live their own lives without bruce and-#ok ok im shutting up wahhh#too many thoughts. in tiny brain
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literally bill cipher is so easy to read. assume whatever hes saying is what he wants you to believe or whatever he thinks should be real and you can see past a lot of his shit
#labz.txt#the guys power is psychological projection in more ways than one#that isnt to say what he says is 100% fake but his recountings of events are often extremely biased.#i dont believe in the missing journal 3 pages as they are presented to us but i do believe that those things happened on some level#otherwise bill would have just edited all that shit to be 100% about how great he is#i think that bill presented them thinking theyd make the reader think ford was an idiot who didnt know how great he had it#also: he says outright that the way you say things are is how things should be so like. i accept thats his worldview
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re: "good girl" i think they say it once randomly as a joke and its just one of those things that gets him wayyy more than they expected it would. so now its their secret weapon and they use it very sparingly and every single time he gets super embarrassed about it but it works ill tell you what.
#HES MY PRINCESS IDEK.#i dont think it happens naturally all that much because theyre usually in the business of calling each other names and being mean#so i think this would just be a random night where theyre on top and just think it would be really funny. to yank on his leash and call him#a good girl after bullying him into doing something. and well i just think it would get him is all i dont knowwwwwwwwwwwwww#i havr a lot of thoughts on the matter but i will stop for now#but the tldr is that with each other they tend to switch frequently and are always fighting#so i think itd take someone else being in the picture for hog to even realize how much he likes being a good boy :3#and i also dont think fish would be good at straightforward domming in the way he would want and they both know that#so its something he keeps between him and rat mostly. please dont ask me questions abt jrs sex life i have too many opinions on it#anyways. i think even tho fish knows theyd be bad at that they still feel left out so sometimes they go watch. they dont get anything out of#doing that theyre just sort of taking mental notes#all of this circles back to i think fish has always been the more sexually experienced of the two. and romantically.#i dont rlly think hog is a guy who dates i dont think hes ever been that and i dont think he made much time for hookups#(i think its cute if hes a virgin when they meet but 🤷 im not solid on it)#but i think for him hes just only ever fucked this one person and they do a LOT of stuff and it gets the job done so hes just never really#tried anything else. but. and again i have too many opinions on this but i think rat wouldnt be into their usual shteeze#i think hes a bit of a freak in his own way but the blood and weird anger issues is just not doing it for him most of the time#but i do think if given the opportunity he would LOVE to be The Boss for a little bit so i think he and hog can explore that together and it#will work out beautifully for them. this is great because i am not into strict d/s dynamics like that but i know in my heart that hoggy#would be. and i cant do that for him#again i think fish would be butthurt about this. mostly in a 'why didnt u tell me so we could try this :(' and he would go#'because you would suck at it and wouldnt like it' and they go oh. right. well im still mad#ANYWAYS. circling back. i think the good girl thing would be something fish knows that rat doesnt. and idk if theyd tell him or not#because i do think if they tell him he is using that for evil hog is going to be a good girl forever and ever. rat doesnt have the patience#to space it out the way fish does. which idk maybe thatd be good for hog he could work through some stuff...#but on the other hand i think its fun if they DONT tell him and just bust it out sometime when all 3 of them are doing the deed. or whatever#because again they mostly like how embarrassed he gets about it and i think he would be reallyyyy flustered by it#^ this is essentially part of my fantasy about spitroasting my beautiful wife until he cries just so everyone knows#idk i just think when he lets go of himself hed be a very cute and kind of needy subby bottom and i think hed be really easy to fluster#about it and i want it so bad
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My first art fight attack ever, featuring The King from bestie @lemon69lol . This piece in my mind is linked to jerma and I can tell you exactly why: I had to study the planes of the face for this one and for some unholy reason I saw default man geometry and thought of jerma
uncropped full piece (and how it was submitted to af):
#recently had someone reblog a 0 notes post of mine saying it was the craziest mental illness post theyd seen. yeah#art fight#artfight 2024#artfight#artfight team stardust#artfight attack#artfight friendly fire#thinking of redoing this one next year or in some time cause I dont feel great about the colours#and also the background isn't as 3d as I would have liked#cause I got fatigued and also my computer was edging an explosion cause I had like 60 overlay layers
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...Considering names... Burden/Obligation is still fine. But a lot of us have been choosing human names, so... Francis, Rogério, Rafael, Jericho, Rivere...? Possibly others, I'm... unsure.
#🌐#Not sure if I'll lean fully masc‚ or contrast with something feminine. I... don't know my gender... I'd describe it as butch...?#I... also think Romeo is nice. Don't want to intrude...#!! hehe i think itd be cute :> but no worries if you dont want to match or anything <333#💓#hjkfh hey dont leave front!! :'o come back!! <33#Sorry. Not great at talking.#thats okay!! ^^ <33 you like a lot of these names‚ do you have a favorite? <3#I... don't know. It's difficult to want things‚ or to have preferences...?#we could always add all of them to your name list :o!! <33#Maybe...? I don't think I'd want all of them... one or two at most? Some could be last names... uh...#we dont have to do anything right now too!! if you want to decide later <33#Right. We'll... do that.#okay!! <333 we can do name tests whenever youre feeling up to it!! :> <333 i love you!!#hkjhg he's out of front now <3 burden's always been more focused on his role than on being a sysmate? if that makes sense :o#i guess in a way we all focus on our roles more than having personalities!! some of us find our identities faster than others though :>!!!#me n ryan got names very fast!! :D for some like maestro and burden names arent usually what theyd like to focus their fronting time on <3#it makes sense cuz their roles are more serious :o!! also like he said its more difficult for some of us to want things than others :'> <33#hkgjh anyway!!! im running out of tag space and this was burdens post so let me close it up for now hkjgh <3333
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Hi we're sorry if this is so random and like out of place I am trying to keep myself calm because I am like at my wit's end and I think my only tether to being calm is that Pearl is next to me
I wanted to ask if like. What Pearl is doing could be considered co-fronting? She's just. Always next to me. Over my shoulder clinging to me what have you. It feels different than let's say Ula/Garnet or anyone else lurking in the front room because I am keenly aware of ze's presence from the moment I wake up.
The thing is we were told this is co-conscious which literally makes no sense because that's just, literally not possible we are mono. And we're legit stressed out by this because Pearl is technically my fronting buddy and we both believe she is wholeheartedly in co-front but being told otherwise made me way too angry.
I'm so sorry if this is random but we thought about asking y'all since you're also a median system
(Sorry for lack of tone tags I rlly don't know the tone of this)
- Yellow Pearl
disclaimer, whether we're entirely a median is questionable because some of us are more connected than others. that being said, i myself can largely cross all memory and conciousness barriers so i kind of get the experience. also the exact definition of cocon and cofront are kinda blurry so i think its up to interp.
if pearl's kind of watching over your shoulder without controlling the body and you can communicate with each other with semi-clear distinction of whose thoughts are whose
(ie; autopsy is kinda watching me type this, and he knows whats going on and will probably remeber this. i can tell that Autopsy specifically wants oreos, even though i dont particularly crave them)
then yeah, i'd consider that being in cofront, and what youre describing sounds like that. no worried ab the lack of tone tags, i tend to take things neutrally if they dont have any ttgs. hoped his helped and you guys feel better :) /gen
-Unname/Chimera (ft Autopsy)
#reblob#even if your thoughts kinda blend id just consider that being blurry#co con is kinda like passive influence to me#like theyre not watching or anything you just kinda feel what theyd feel (ie: if i was fronting alone and randomly wanted spicy food. i don#like spicy food#but topsy does. so id be cocon with him)#howl & response#familiar song#i think. not great w the organization tags i dont really do those
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