#i dont ship the trio romantically but i get it

[everdistantstars]

They're in a group chat <3

[crabbunch]

hmmmm.... "more than a friend" you say. QUICKLY NOW!!! i need you to write a 5 page essay double spaced times new roman on aromantism.

[cosmicpoutine]

leaving a lil rant here :]

I love Tim and his ships sm. Me personally, I only really ship TimKon. Those two are perfect for eachother and have so much clear queer coding that it’s crazy, and they have dialogue that’s just. gay shaped.

I also get TimBart, I don’t ship it romantically but I get why people do!! Tim and Bart are close as well, and the balance they get between ‘depressed tired wet cat’ and ‘living breathing embodiment of adhd’ is great.

I also get TimBartKon, they’re a trio. They are always a trio, so many people like to bring up how TimKon has so much coding and one of the big examples they use is when Tim tried to clone Kon. You know who else he tried to clone? Bart.

The only Tim ship I don’t get is TimBern, or any ship involving those two. When Bernard first appears, he’s Tim’s bully. He actively makes fun of tim and puts him down and then that character is forgotten about until Tim comes out as bi, then they just rework his character and go “haha guys this is his boyfriend not bully ygs are crazy” and just forget about all the bad stuff Bernard did? Reworking a character is great and all but, it just feels a bit weird and out of place for me. There’s always going to be that certain toxicity for TimBern, at least for me.

homie... bully??? im flabbergasted- im speechless- im jason todd (dead)

okay, im gonna start off by saying you have all the right to not ship them, and im not here to defend timbern as a ship. im here to defend BERNARD DOWD.

first thing bernard does is give tim advice about teachers, and he clearly says they're gonna be good friends.

if bernard was a bully, tim wouldn't hang around him so much. besides, i hate it when people place tim as a helpless little boy who would get bullied. he has put himself in situations where he looks weak on purpose to keep his identity safe, but he's not a victim at all. tim is a social butterfly because he's really good at masking and reading people.

not to mention, both bernard and darla push tim a lot because they're trying to get him to open up and be closer to them, but he keeps pushing them away. tim is a professional liar.

and when tim has to quit robin and start hanging out with normal people, he invites bernard over.

and bernard is acting relatively normal, and he wants to play video games and talk about how hot tim's stepmom is.

bernard is a normal teenager who has no idea one of his friends is the hero he's so obsessed with. he even shows concern for robin dying and makes up an entire conspiracy theory about batman havin a robin orphanage. you can tell he's afraid of robin being gone for real because at this point they haven't seen robin in months bc tim retired.

i dont know what about all of these interactions gave you the vibe that he's a bully because all i see is a normal teenager teasing his friends and being jealous tim gets more bitches.

im not saying that bernard was never mean or weird around tim, but he definitely wasn't actively bullying tim.

bernard is obnoxious and cocky, yes. but thats just because they wrote him as a real person. he's the school's chameleon, maybe even a little bit of a loser, too. he knows everyone but keeps a safe distance so that he doesn't get pushed into a box. im not sure if, at this point, he was already in a cult or being indoctrinated, but when we see his parents and the dowd home in tim drake: robin that just doesn't look right.

also homie talk about "forgetting all the bad things bernard did" (which in my opinion is none but okay lets follow that logic) everyone forget about all the bad things batman did to tim, he was not a kind and loving mentor, he was cruel to both tim and steph. we forget that batman was kind of an asshole to damien in the beginning. all those things are forgotten for the sake of the batfam.

in conclusion: we're just so used to the idea that superheroes can only ever form strong friendship bonds by having near death experiences together that we forget that the secret identifies exist and that the people who know them by their legal name also means a lot to them. after all, these people are the reason why they're heroes.

[victimsofyaoipoll]

Round 1

Propaganda Under Cut

Kairi

kairi is the third protagonist of the kingdom hearts series and the third member of the destiny trio, alongside fan favorites sora and riku. sora/riku shippers HATE kairi, and will go out of their way to discount her at every turn. the hate for her ranges from typical "she's a boring bitch" to fans of soriku making five-hour long video essays reassuring their fellow shippers that the big bad kairi won't show up in the next installment – to quote one video, "she's in a box. she's on the shelf. four walls, no door." kairi is the greatest bogeyman the soriku fandom has ever known, to the point where most of said video essays and fanon meta posts focus not on why sora and riku should get together, but rather on why they don't like kairi.

Literally has a 100+ page Google doc fan theory writing her out of the narrative and putting all of her (few) canonical accomplishments onto half of the popular m/m ship (soriku). Don't even get me started on how her memory was completely written out of the canon plot of re:coded. KH is a nightmare to explain so dude trust me she is THE victim of yaoi

She is so fundamental to the plot and themes and narratives of game and yet it is near impossible to find anything about her thats not ship bashing pre-mlm with the other two characters. I dont even care if she ends up with one of the main characters i just want fans to see her as a cool character to love or like, anything other than “annoying comphet girl.” You can write your mlm but pleaae stop inventing comphet where it doesnt exist. She does not even get to spend time with sora ever?? Why does everyone see her as a threat and a thing to destroy?? Let her have friends so help me

Winry Rockbell

One of the most badass women you could hope to meet, competent, smart and sweet (and hot of course), canonically gets married to Edward Elric, and yet is put on the sidelines in order to ship him with his superior officer.

edward's love interest and later romantic partner. cast aside by the fandom cause you all hate woman in STEM

SHES AN ENGINEER/MECHANIC!!! she works on automail, delivered a baby in an emergency, and was both the strongest and most empathetic, kind character in FMA(B). and she often gets shunted off to the side so that Ed can be paired with Ling Yao and mischaracterised to be annoying and/or mean

[toorumlk]

Harry/Ginny

AH HINNY!

oh man, i oscillate between really liking hinny one day and feeling completely indifferent towards them the next.

hinny might be the relationship i like the most for harry, and it's all because because of the family aspect. through marriage w ginny, harry officially became a weasley family member. and, of course he always was one, but he actually is a weasley on paper and i think having that in writing would mean a lot to harry. and my golden trio heart can't not mention that by hinny being married - ron and hermione are literally harry's brother and sister (in-law) now and !!!!! that just makes my heart melt (i know those two were always harry's family but bc of the aforementioned reason, etc. you get it)

so right off the bat, when i try to organize my more positive thoughts on hinny, i'm mostly focused on how the relationship best serves harry, and only harry. and this is where my frustrations with the ship begins: it's so hard to think the other way around because ginny's narrative purpose is just to be harry's ideal love interest, instead of being a fully fleshed character. i really love ginny with all her spunk and feistiness, but she's so underutilized. she had a cute crush on him in the start of the series which was adorable, but her character was inarguably just "ron's younger sister". and after she gets possessed by volde/gets saved from the CoS by harry, she still continues to have a puppy-love crush on harry until OoTP!!! GAAHHHH!!! Apparently joanne said hinny were always meant to be soulmates and i think if these two had a consistent "invisible string" motif throughout the series, it would've been so good (and almost as good as romione's slow burn). So...

here's how i'd fix hinny (lmao):

i wouldve made the ginny a much more prominent character in PoA and beyond.

we get to see hinny actually have heart-to-hearts about the incidents of CoS - for ginny to play such an IMPORTANT role in the titular plotline of the second book, then to just have her blend into the background afterwards just boggles my mind - that was the perfect oppurtunity to make ginny an invaluable character in the cast. she has this huge experience in common with harry - being personally victimized by voldemort - that harry doesn't have w ron or hermione at that point and it would've been so nice to see harry find an equal, a confidant in ginny from then on - like, dont let the readers forget that harry and ginny have this huge thing in common, have it be with us in the back of our heads the whole time!

start the hinny romance subplot fr fr in GoF

the potential of ginny being a maybe date for harry to the yule ball, harry feeling jealousy towards neville for getting to dance and spend time w ginny and harry being like "wait a minute! i'm supposed to crush on cho! im jealous of neville??" that wouldve been FUN - again, they couldve been a less insane version of romione hello

having the hinny subplot unravel in tandem with harry's crush and relationship with Cho in ootp

in ootp, you can argue that the story attempts to make a foil between cho and ginny's characters but if that were the case, it could've done a way better job of it

with harry's relationship w cho - harry likes her bc she's cool and pretty but she wants to connect with him through their connection via cedric and his death, which is off the bat a hugely touchy/traumatic topic for both of them and cho couldn't possibly fathom what it's like to be in the presence of voldemort/tom but guess which other character does ehehe...

now we're at hbp and this is where the good stuff starts bc if i'd had it my way, we'd have gotten their friendship in poa and two books of solid romantic build-up up until now

i honestly had a such a fun time with hinny in hbp, ginny in her OWL year being so cool and harry's hugeass crush on her- harry being a hormonal teenager was hilarious to read like its implied that harry is having increasingly inappropriate thoughts about her throughout the novel and theyre just intercut with "BUT RON-" that's some good shit

my one gripe w hbp's hinny is that i wish we actually got to see their dates sneaking around hogwarts, finding the perfect hideaways for makeout sessions, etc etc i know hp wasn't a romance fantasy by any means but imagine how swoony it wouldve been if we got to actually see these sunset dates instead of just being told about them - it wouldve been cathartic to actually see harry actually live the life of a normal teen boy before everything fell apart lol

if we got all these invisible string moments between them throughout the series, harry thinking about ginny and how good it felt to kiss her lips before he walks to his death in DH would've felt so much more earned

from a storytelling perspective, the case with hinny begs the question of if you can have a love interest for the jesus figure of your narrative? can you make a believable, grounded and balanced love story for the chosen one? i honestly think so but then you'd have to put equal amounts of effort and work into creating two nuanced characters and unfortunately we don't see that effort be put in ginny's character and that's why harry's endgame falls short for so many people. earlier, i said that this is the ship i like most for harry, but honestly that isn't saying a lot - i think with an almost saint-like character like harry, its hard to imagine a satisfying love and partnership for this kid. i like tomarry as a ship for when im feeling a bit insane but other than that, my main harry ship is him with a lifetime of peace and healing.

i also want to argue that hinny was never meant to be a primary romance in this story - the main romance/love story in the series is ron and hermione's and i think joanne's romance prowess all went into romione and i'm so thankful for that because i think it makes for better story (also i'm totally biased)

i also cant not mention the freudianess of it all with hinny, right? like god freud would Love hinny bc what do you mean they look identical to jily, what is going on here. that and the fact they had their first kid at 22/23 years old like my god, WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING you should be at the club!!!!! i do dig the failmarriage vibes they were serving in TCC, also.

[cyberdragoninfinity]

Okay I know I was just here with III but I just got absolutely sledgehammered by the Arc-V ending (WTF) (Shun deserved better) so uh. Thoughts on Shun Kurosaki?

AHHAHAHAHA GOD. IM SO SORRY. IT'S. ROUGH. STAY STRONG MY FRIEND i would love to talk about shunshay kurosakiobsidian tho!

Why I like them/why I don’t: BIRD AUTISM IS SO COOOOOL I love that he's just so absurdly serious in a frequently deeply goofy yugioh, like GIVEN HIS SITUATION IT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE but it's still so funny. guy who takes it up to an 11 when most situations really need maybe only a 5. his dub voice rules also he's got the zane thing where he's either muttering angrily or SCREAMING and i always love that sort of vocal performance hehehe. also lbr raidraptors are just so fucking cool. just a guy and his 3892893435 bigger and bigger birds that are guns. i also need to be real shay is one of those yugioh characters where i decided they were a butch lesbian in my brain and my enjoyment of them just shot right through the roof. transfem shay youre so real to me. thumbs up

What I like about their appearance: AGAIN ARC V CHARACTER COLOR PALETTES JUST RULE SO HARD the different shades of teal in his hair, the pop of red in his bandana, that deep indigo of his trench coat...it's such a good palette he has a very striking design.

Do I prefer their dub names or original names? i incline towards shay more but shun has grown on me more over tim... im starting to do the ryozane thing where i just jam both names together sometimes lol.... i think i like obsidian as a surname more than kurosaki though

OTP: im an aro lesbian shayshun truther and i dont really have any ships for him im like frothing TOO too much at the mouth about...i do like the idea of crow/shay especially as a butch birder4butch birder thing though

NOTP: shay/dennis is like..... man i Like a good enemies to lovers but this one doesnt feel great to me. the optics on 'guy who lost everything in a horrific war crime' x 'guy who gave the ok for that war crime to happen' are kind of. not great. not my favorite. idk. also thats a dyke and a gay man to me but ANYWAY

OT3: this is absolutely not the romantic sense of 'ot3' but i do love the xyz trio so much. characters who deserve the goddamn world

Favourite card they use: i do love satellite cannon falcon. world's most absolutely unnecessary gigantic robot bird thats also a gun that has to literally leave the atmosphere to attack. insane. i love yugioh.

Favourite moment they were in: yeah on that note it's the shay/dennis friendship cup duel. he fucking blew that twink up with his giant space falcon and also the entire stadium too and he probably would have beat dennis to death with his bare hands if he didnt get stopped. and it KICKED ASS.

Least favourite moment: LITERALLY THOUGH LIKE. WHY DID THEY DO THAT TO SHUN IN THE LAST LIKE 4 EPISODES OF THE SERIES...... why did they make him just effectively lie down and take that absolute dogshit hand they dealt him for no fucking reason. his best friend and his sister are effectively dead. but la la la yuya beat him so it's fine :^) WHY COULDNT HE HAVE DUELED YUTO...HE WAS THERE.. IN YUYA'S BRAIN...WOULDVE BEEN NICE. 8| GOD.

Something I associate with them: this onion headline

[sneakyboythingz]

The reason why Envy and Nuzi shippers fight so much trying to proof wich is ship will be the end game one is because both of them are being written to be likeable and valid. N's relantioship with V and Uzi is complex, and is probally going to become even more.

I have noticed that Liam is a big fan of love triangles (his previously animated works were obviously going to had this trope) so you can be sure he will write an entire drama with these three before he can even think wich one will be the canon one. Trying to fight to see what will be end game before the end of the series is useless.

We can literally get an scene with an Envy kiss on one episode, but in the next one we can get an scene with N and Uzi passionately saying "i love you" to each other and none of them would be canon until the series finale. You really should not doubt what the creator of these characters is cabable of lmao

Also, saying Envy is a bad ship because theyre currently toxic is stupid, trying to turn Nuzi into an platonic "father x daughter" relantioship to make people feel bad to ship them is even dumber.

Please lets just watch episodes and enjoy the story and the character's relantioships! You guys dont need to make "THIS ONE IS CANON AND THE OTHER ONE IS INVALID" posts everytime we get any romantic/romantic-coded scenes with the main trio.

[angy-grrr]

Remember when someone said that bkdk being "forced" to happen would be bc of capitalism? Yeah it's happening rn but worse, bc who ended up canon was the bland het couple, but they STILL marketing bkdk/tgchk/origin trio stuff when the extra only focus was Ochako, a heroine that they KNOW won't give them the max profit they want. And by how bad that chapter is it's gonna get worse.

Like seriously it's so bad jp dudebros are wishing Hatsume was the love interest instead bc they think she did more for Izuku them Ochako.

yeah, and most of her fans, at least here, love to see her as a hero, not a shoujo romance protagonist -in fact in the west some manga readers and, specifically, anime onlys started to dislike her more due to this portrayal. We all know we prefer her when fighting for her dreams and wanting to build a better world even if she doesnt know where to start, not blushing over a crush she had in high school and haven't talked to that much in 8 years, apparently. She did a lot for him in the past but now... it looks weird, if we are supposed to take it as a romantic thing -if it was about them wanting to hangout more after years of not being close, and still having weird feelings coming from the whole thing of talking again to someone who used to be your crush, when they were best friends in high school, it would be much more understandable.

Some ppl, not dudebros, im talking even some bkdks, are calling her a gold digger bc of 431, and I hate to see what they have done to her.

Also, that "canonization" wasn't an actual one, so not even actual fans of the ship get to be happy about it -no matter how much they blush, theyll just talk more and ended up doing a bro-handhold (im not calling it dap anymore bc its AAVE!).

I still think its interesting how even an f/f pair, togachako, is so much more profitable than that hetero ship -usually hetero ones are more popular than f/f- and on top of that with a canon bisexual character who is in love with the other half, and an open interpretation about the kind of care Ochako had for her. It went from rare pair to extremely famous, even having ppl who dont like bnha or haven't read it in years come back (the power of f/f is just like that, I also watched random clips and scenes of queer women from shows I had no idea what were about).

That chapter just looks ready to significantly harm SJ's profits.

[jaxinvasion]

27 and 28 for the HS shipping questions? Also hiiiiii

List of Homestuck Shipping Asks

Hello, Jade :) I already did 28, (fave platonic ship: grimdorks)

27: Fave polyamorous ship (ashen doesnt count (as it shouldnt))

i think my fave poly ship where theyre all in one quadrant would be cherry pepsicola. its funny because i dont enjoy romantic pepsicola or davekat and i dont think communism is reciprocated. but for some reason all 3 together just freaking works. it works great. i dont think dave and karkat would be together though haha

different quadrant ships are included (even though I don't really think they should be). for this i'd def go with Roxy <3 June <3< Terezi

im not particularly obsessed with polyamorous stuff specifically... id love to add stuff but i dont really know what i can say other than roxygen is amazing and junerezi is really really cute. i didnt put it there but also roxrezi is a really underrated ship to boot! the trio def doesnt get enough spotlight.

sorry this doesnt really go into depth on any of the ships. it's just too many!! thanks for the ask though, i really appreciate it!!

[yellowbluemoonshine]

Analysis of Shouto-Touya/Dabi Relationship;

Thanks for the ask, @trinityrus. And dont worry. Your english is fine ^^. I actually talk about this a little in here and here but well, lets start.

I think Shouto and Touya’s relationship is very entertaining and amazing because despite the fact that they are siblings but they are strangers but even so, they are same because of Endeavour’s abuse but even that abuse is different so that makes them different.

Shouto and Touya always wanted to switch because they thought other one had it better.

Shouto always had Endeavour’s attention, he was used as tool to make his father’s dreams come true so he wished he could be just like his siblings but that wouldnt make his life better because his siblings are traumatized in a different way. That ‘neglect’, the idea that ‘they are failure’ to their father. Especially we know how it broke Touya.  Shouto cant relate to Touya’s desire to please his father because he never liked his father.

And Touya thinks if he wasnt failure, if he was strong enough, if he was just like Shouto, he thinks his life would be better but it wouldnt because that ‘training’, carrying the dreams of their parents is abuse, even Touya didnt see it that way. They both are miserable in a different way. Whether you are golden child or black ship, doesnt matter, because you are still abuse victim. Basically, just from the start, they unable to understand each other’s sitution.

Shouto as ‘golden child’, he hated his left side. Because his father abused his mother, Shouto didnt want to be like him, thats why he ‘repressed’ it.

Touya as ‘abandonded child’, he hold on every similarities between him and his father because he desperately need his attention. And he was never taught to how to put out the fire, which is why, instead of repression, we see opposite of it. Expression. Him ‘lashing out’. His feelings are out of control and he doesnt know how to stop it.

This is the same dynamic we see between main villain trio and main hero trio. Izuku repress his anger and self destructs while Tomura express his anger and his anger is literally out of control, both hurting himself and others. Uraraka repress her needs and her romantic feelings while Toga express everything. Same for Shouto and Dabi too. Shouto respress his anger and anything relates to his past while Dabi express and hold onto every part of his past.

Earlyroki was also repressing but even when he repress, his anger would come out of control. He would fail miserably and lash out to people around him. His fight with Midoriya calmed him down because he finally see his own wroth outside of his father and he started to heal. But the problem is his flaw didnt go away.

Shouto continued to repressing everything. He endured to work with his father and continued to training under him. We can see how his ‘anger’ didnt go away because he almost killed Tetsutetsu in match. He endures, endures, until he cant anymore. Then his feelings get out of control. Its good thing that Shouto wants to be his own hero but the way system it is, it forces him to work with his abuser and since hero kids are raised to be like soldiers, he is unable to heal properly. He wants to move on and be his own person but its like he is stuck.

Their biggest common point with dabi is that anger that made them more like their father, this is what Shouto see in Dabi. ‘He is me’. Its actually very mature of Shouto to see that he could turn out just like his big brother but at the same time, he is projecting a lot. Thats one of the issues between Shouto and Touya.

Shouto relates to Dabi’s anger but since he is trying to move on so bad, he is repressing his anger. One of the biggest flaws of both Shouto and Dabi’s is they distance theirselves from their feelings a lot.

This is why we see Shouto asking this; If you survived back then, why didnt you come home?

As if Earlyroki wouldnt run away, if he had a chance.

‘Dad was a madman, our family was messed up’. By saying this, Shouto lessens his own trauma. As if Endeavour didnt hurt innocent people. He is busy with ‘playing hero’ because thats how he was taught. End of the day, he is still hero and heroes are not allowed to have feelings in society.

Todoroki family doesnt really know the Earlyroki or you could say ‘it was okay Shouto to be violent, since he is hero and he only hurts villains’ but Shouto know his own feelings, his dark side and thats why he still can see Dabi as brother. He is the only one who seems to see Dabi as person more than other members of family.

Because of Endeavour, Shouto wants to become kind of hero who wants to save his family, he wants to be invidual so Dabi is perfect match for him. Dabi is big challenge for him to be the kind of person he wants to be because he symbolize the past Shouto tries to repress. He knows he has to face it but he really doesnt know how to. This is why we see him treating him as brother in one moment and tries to talk with him but the fight goes on, he starts treating him as villain. ‘You wont hurt innocent people anymore’.

Shouto cant reach out to Touya because he didnt adress his own trauma properly. If Shouto cant see himself as victim, he cant see Touya either. If society doesnt see the flaws of society that lets people like Endeavour get away, then he cant save his brother.

This is even more obvious with Dabi. He literally see him as puppet and copy of Endeavour. Just like Shouto, they both know what happenned to them is abuse, that they both are victims but he internalized his abuse too much, Dabi justify the abuse Endeavour did to him in his mind. That he is failure and Shouto is masterpiece so if Dabi cant see himself as victim, not as failure, then how can see Shouto as another victim, instead of masterpiece? They both dehumanizing theirselves, thats exactly why they unable to see each others as inviduals because they cant even allow theirselves to be invidual.

Once again, we can see this with Shouto when he looked at is brother’s power and he said ‘we both carry the same blood’, even though he was supposed to be not bound by blood. We can still see him struggling with his own issues.

So basically, if they want to heal, they have to adress their own pain. They have to accept that they are victims. Shouto has to stop repressing his anger and shouldnt force himself to get along with system and Dabi has to realize that even he was powerfull like Shouto, his problems wouldnt be solved. That training would still be abuse. So i cant imagine those two healing without acknowledging each others’s pain because that way, they will also have to acknowledge their pain first.

Both Shouto and Dabi still looking for a reason for their existence. Why were they born at that home? They both desperarely looking worth in theirselves. Shouto find it in class 1 A and Dabi find it in league. Shouto wants to know his brother better and be together with his family and Dabi in deep also wants to turn back to his family (except Endeavour because he doesnt deserve it).

Of course, Dabi is gonna push Shouto first and he is still pushing him because he is pushing himself. He acts like Touya is someone else, that his identity died but its not true. We see it with his fight with Shouto. First, he acts like a villain and make a speech about society but the fight goes on, he loose his anger and starts to act like brother, opposite of Shouto who repress it, Dabi express it.

Since those two desire for the same and they can understand each others more than anyone, i think they will eventually get along really well. And i mentioned in my other post, their characters really fits each others. Touya always express himself with actions more than words while Shouto always pay attention to someone’s actions more than their words. They will get along really well.

Bonus;

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When they were kids, they were strangers but Shouto always wanted to know about his big brother Touya more and most likely, Touya didnt want to feel jeolosy towards innocent Shouto but he couldnt help it. But if Endeavour wasnt horrible human being, then they would most likely support each others and become great heroes together. Even as villain-hero, they inspire each others so as heroes, they would even be better and thats the future they deserve.

[spidermanifested]

Snake lady for the ask game? 👀

YAAAY

sexuality headcanon: lebsibian 👍

gender headcanon: i dont think ill ever pin down whether i think shes cis or trans and i think she would prefer it that way honestly. its none of our business where she gets her Snestrogen

a ship i have with said character: i thinkthat she and that one unnamed devils nest member with the eyepatch and buzzcut are butch4butch. theyve got matching shoulder tattoos

a brotp i have with said character: her and dolcetto and roa are the power trio of all time. shes jessie dolcetto is james and roa is meowth

a notp i have with said character: i cannot see her ever being into greed. like even if she wasnt gay as fuck. she cares about him a lot but im just physically incapable of imagining their relationship being romantic or sexual in nature

also i refuse to ship her with active members of the military which rules out like 95% of all possible crackship yuri in th. HOLD ON WAIT I JUST REMEMBERED

a ship i have with said character... 2!!!!: FUNNIEST SHIT EVER IS SHIPPING HER WITH LUST. SORRY GREED YOUR SISTER HAS SEDUCED YOUR HENCHWOMAN. THEYRE TALKING ABOUT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK. YOUR OTHER MINIONS ARE ACCUSING YOU OF NEPOTISM FOR RETROACTIVELY HIRING YOUR SISTER IN LAW

a random headcanon: bottom eyelashes.... blonde with a curly thing in front..... martel is a distant armstrong relation

general opinion over said character: she can handstand. when she needs to. and stretch her arms out. just for you.

[kings-highway]

How do you feel about AtsuKageHina?

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i don't like it, to be honest. And that's mostly because I've got some kind of vendetta against AtsuHina in all of it's forms. I don't like it. I think it's slightly more tolerable with Kageyama in the mix, though. BUT. The point of these asks is to seriously consider it and treat it well so I will see what I can find.

my first instinct is to dwell more on Atsumu/Kageyama, because while I do think AtsuKageHina can really only exist as Atsumu joining an established KageHina, I think their dynamic could really make or break the polyship.

I think, obviously, they'd have a lot of intense rivalry over volleyball and then also Hinata, especially since Kageyama is on the opposite side of the net so to speak. Atsumu being more of an ass than usual complaining about Hinata "telling the Adlers all their secrets" and Bokuto/Sakusa being like "dude it's not that serious" but it IS it IS that serious (to him) (he hasn't realized he has a crush on Hinata)

I think there's also some really interesting possibilities in, like, AtsuHina coming first, bonding on the Adlers and falling in love, and Atsumu just realizing that Hinata has always had this fixation with Kageyama and even if he trusts that Hinata loves him, he knows that Kageyama exists on a kind of different spectrum? Like it's not about romantic love, necessarily, for KageHina.

BUT Ignore the more plot-heavy descriptions I do really, really like the idea of AtsuHina being a thing and then both being aggressively in love with Kageyama who's just Autistic and On Another Team and so they're barking and growling from the other side of the net and Kageyama is just like "yeah this is totally about volleyball :)" and so oblivious to the fact that he's being pursued so heavily (and in Hinata's case, as been being pursued for a WHILE.)

I also think this ship could work as AtsuHina and KageHina as a love angle, rather than a completed polycule, even though I think Atsumu and Kageyama would have the most interesting dynamic as a trio.

Hinata would absolutely call them "his boys" whenever they're going anywhere. "Got my keys, got the volleyball, got my boys, let's hit the beach!" vibes

Hinata going to Brazil would fracture the group for a bit, Kageyama and Atsumu not really knowing how to be in a relationship without his energy, and I think they would break up for a bit and then be absolutely tormented by it, like... they don't even tell Hinata really (who they're maintaining as long distance) but they "mutually agree" to step back from each other because it just doesn't feel right and then like cue some kind of "standing outside your window with a sign" scene or a confession in the rain where they realize that they really did like each other.

Atsumu can absolutely fill a similar rival role as Hinata for Kageyama, in terms of passion in the relationship, but I think Kageyama is like... weird territory for Atsumu. Because Atsumu is mr "best setter in Japan" but Kageyama as we know is a proper prodigy. And Atsumu probably finds him beautiful in a really abstract way, why like's obsessed with the way he holds his pencils and mugs of tea and the way he stretches and just can't get enough of him because Atsumu has never in his life had a setter he thought he could look up to (he's arrogant! he's always thought he was the best) but now there's this gorgeous, passionate, and LOUDLY talented setter who just sweeps him off his feet and goddamn it feels good to be able to idolize (worship?) someone. Its just an entirely different kind of Love I dont think he's had the opportunity to do. Make him breakfast in bed and let him be the passenger princess.

Side note: Osamu would hate this ship. RIP to the second twin could you imagine him putting up with this shit?

Overall Rating:

Me, Personal Interest: -4/10

Concept/Potential: 8/10

(as much as I don't like AtsuHina or this ship I'm not gonna pretend like I don't get it I know where you people are coming from)

[friends-to-lovers-tournament]

Friends to Lovers Tournament: Round 1, Side A, Match 15

propaganda under the cut!

Soriku:

Ultimate friends to lovers. They've been best friends since childhood but as they start to grow up, those feelings change into a more romantic nature but neither handles this well. Riku in particular has a whole villain arc about it bc his insecurities about the situation get the better of him, meanwhile Sora isn't self aware enough to recognize his feelings are romantic in nature but he spends all of his time desperately trying to get Riku back so they can be together again. Ultimately even after they come together, their love continues to be a main driving force of the narrative and it's so palpable

Scarlet/Chase/Brook:

It all started with Chase and Scarlet knowing each other, and becoming friends. THEN, sudden ✨rival✨? Except not at all lmao

Brook pretty much didnt care about Scarlet at all, he just didnt really wanted to feel bad about which sinners he choose, pretty much. Which was why Scarlet and Chase started teaming up at first too.

So Chase, as any clever person thought "hey, then what if *you team with us too?*", and Brook basically went "good idea :3" and joined. Like, no joke, his boss told him "KILL THE BLONDIE" and Brook went "Nah". (Please someone add it as propaganda I love that scene)

ANYWAYS, THEYRE ALL FRIENDS RIGHT? SO HOW ABOUT THEIR DYNAMICS? The answer is: I love them <3

Ok, we all know about Chase and Scarlet right? Its pretty obvious with those ones, for those who read the comic, BUT HEAR ME OUT, MY FELLOW COMRADES ✨Brook too✨

They all live under the same roof, and are pretty much always together? Its 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘳𝘪𝘰.

I know we all make the joke about Brook third wheeling but DID YOU ALL SEE HOW MUCH HE WANTS THOSE TWO TO BE HAPPY.

And Chase and Scarlet care about Brook too :( <3

Literally, we see Chase caring about Scarlet and Brook searching for sinners, even when Scarlet disappeared for a while and Chase was depressed af. Brook and Chase stayed together. And Brook felt so bad for Chase he almost fucks around and finds out??? Just to get Scarlet back??? THAT WAS SO CUTE.

AND LATER. THE JUDAH SITUATION. WHEN SCARLET FOUGHT HER TRAUMA TO GET BROOK. And how she consoled Brook because he thought they didnt care about him :(

Even after The Chase Situation, when Scarlet and Brook stayed together as a team, and how Scarlet THOUGHT OF LEAVING BROOK BECAUSE HE SAID HE WAS HAPPY (staying in a place) AND SHE THOUGHT HE DESERVES IT.

This trio is going to kill me they love each other so much.

AND HEY, I KNOW SOMEONE IN THE NOTES IS GOING TO START "but brook and scarlet have a brother-sister bond, and brook does not have any Feeling™ towards chase". HEADCANONS COUNT. And although its true Chase and Brook havent really shown any other feeling that is not friendship towards each other, I can still ship Brook and Scarlet. You all just dont because Brook cares towards Chase and Scarlet as The Priority, and because of that does not try any move romantic move with Scarlet (????). BUT WHY CHOOSE. LET THEM BE A LITTLE CUTE POLYCULE. THEY CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER SO MUCH, WHAT ELSE DO WE NEED.

[irrealisms]

Mu Qing for the character asks?

How I feel about this character

MY BOYYYYYY my perfect beautiful boy EVERYONE HATES HIM. AND FOR WHAT. every time i think about mu qing i think of this post which i am just now realizing i have not reblogged. i should fix that. anyway i am always thinking about this post. EVERYONE HATES HIM AND FOR WHAT!!!!!!

All the people I ship romantically with this character

xie lian (one-sided miserable pining since they were teenagers). also hua cheng (proxy relationship slash self harm). also feng xin but NOT the way literally everyone else does it. they should also be having a proxy relationship slash self-harm sort of deal. i have accepted that i do not in practice ship fengqing even though it is not theoretically impossible for people to write it in a way i ship bc nooooo one is writing it in a way i care about at all. also im informed by reliable sources that someone is writing jun wu/mu qing and im So Ready To Be Sold On This (this is also for proxy sex reasons imo. all ships with mu qing have to be about xie lian or else Im Not Interested)

My non-romantic OTP for this character

also feng xin and xie lian! i am wildly compelled by the xianle trio relationships whether romantic or platonic, i don't have strong feelings either way tbh

My unpopular opinion about this character

did i mention earlier. that i don't ship fengqing. because i don't ship fengqing. everyone makes them into generic side couple doing Slap Slap Kiss tsundere blackflirting and i dont. enjoy that or get anything out of it or particularly see their canon interactions thru that lens lol. yesterday i was going thru the mu qing tag to try and find fanart for a friend who also is a mu qing fan that doesnt ship fengqing and guys it's dire out here. such a notable majority of all mu qing fan content is fengqing and i dont even hate the ship in principle but i wish it were not so everywhere

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

honestly i don't know that i have anything here! mxtx gave me literally everything i wanted. not even in the mdzs way where i'm going "okay i respect this as an ending but it makes me sad"! i got everything i wanted!!! as much as fanworks can be frustrating for me, a mu qing fan, canon is so beautiful and full of endless joy

(ask game, give me a character)

[sieglinde-freud]

Caeldori if u have thoughts on her. Happy birthday queen

YES I DO 🤩

How I feel about this character

i loveee herrrrr… i think she was the first kid unit i ever got. either her or asugi and i loved her so much she appeared on my screen and i was like :0 shes so pretty 🥺🥺🥺 unfortunately i have had very bad luck turning her into a good unit (the best ive ever gotten out of her is was either when i did sakura!caeldori or nyx!caeldori and made her a dark flier… her dad hampers her strength stat bad and i just never seem to pick the right phys mom) but i make her work the best i can.

All the people I ship with this character

asugi and its non negotiable i have paired them in every run and i have absolutely zero plans on changing this. they have been with me since my first run and i will never change this. they mean everything to me

My non-romantic OTP for this character

i really like the trio of her, asugi, and shiro :) i think thats a fun group. in general her and shiro are pretty nice. im not a fan of selena/subaki so i dont really like selena!caeldori but her, soleil, and ophelia are def all besties. like sorry but like. you know……

Unpopular opinion on them

i do not think red hair is her best hair color. i know shes a cordy expy but shes just MISSING something to pull off red the same way cordelia does. maybe i just dont like the shades of red she gets… hinoka red is an eyesore even on her. i understand that selena gives her her exact canon color but its just… like its not bad? its fine! its just… well anyways so i like hana brown and niles white and oboro blue and ryoma brown and nyx purple :)

One thing I wish had happened

i just wish she wasn’t tied to cordelia so much. same for the other expies but i think the fact that they have to hammer in “ohh look she has the same trait as your favorite from the last game!” really tramples on what couldve otherwise been a really great and beloved character. and to me, caeldori gets it the worst of the expies as she doesnt really have that extra thing setting herself apart from cordelia (asugi having his ninja heritage and rhajat focusing more on helping magic rather than dark magic). she gets that moment with selena if shes her mom but thats way more of a selena development thing than caeldori. shes kind of just… an optional plot device for severa which. like. that sucks actually

[pharaohbean]

,,it's been a while, hasn't it? let me reintroduce myself~''

general info

-> zerro | she/they | 6/18 | ISTJ & 4w5 -> multifandom (ygo, aa, jeweler richard, pjsk, gi, hsr) -> aroace, please dont make romantic/sexual jokes or inclined comments to me -> primary shipping means i actively seek it out, passive shipping means i'll ship it in fics w/ primary ships -> offline besties: @busybussinbee & @xxluckystrike -> find me on ao3 too @pharaohbean, although i do try to cross-post. -> tags: #zero thoughts--whatever | #zero asks--inbox | #zero words--writings | #zero queue--my queue, also crossed w/ appropriate fandom tag

yu-gi-oh! info

-> primary tag: #zero cards -> HUGE yami fan. also like yugi and yusei -> puzzle+yamixoc primary, all other ships passive, pride no thanks -> fully seen dm+gx, watching 5ds, parts of zexal+arc-v -> ask me about: storywriter | the right to live

ace attorney info

-> primary tag: #zero questions -> edgeworth & kazuma fan. thats pretty much it -> narumitsu+asoryuu(barok) primary, all other ships passive -> has not played a single game, but osmosis for aa1-6+aai1-2, watched 8/10 tgaa cases -> ask me about: the otherworlder saga | planetary systems

jeweler richard info

-> primary tag: #zero jewels -> richard & seigi fan -> honestly been a hot sec since i read it; everything passive -> only read up to vol 4, but know some things past it due to osmosis. can't get my hands on the rest of the series sobs

project sekai info

-> primary tag: #zero songs -> toya&mafuyu fan. mostly toya. also like luka shiho haruka vbs and nene -> akty polysquad tymf primary, all other ships passive, toyakasa+toyasaki no thanks -> vbs mainly, but keep an ear out on other stories. playing only en, but caught up on jp stories -> ask me about: summer shodan | alter:sekai | my one-shots

genshin impact info

-> primary tag: #zero vision -> childe & cyno fan, also like clorinde, neuvillette, and keqing (mostly the hydros and electros lol) -> chilumi & wriolette primary, all else passive, harems no thanks -> long-time player (since 1.3); share EN acc with pilot (older bro who doesn't have enough time in his life to run an acc himself. love him, he does A Lot of Math /pos) -> ask me about: fan characters | tenshi no tsubasa. | paradox chapter

honkai: star rail info

-> primary tag: #zero names -> dan heng fan, also like caelus & boothill -> dancae & bootheng primary, all other ships passive, jingheng+bladeheng (and all iterations of such) not really (tolerate but would prefer no) -> player since 1.4, EN account (technically shared w/ pilot too but. not really lol) -> ask me about: my one-shots | the fanghu trio