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mikey-stardust-way Ā· 3 months ago
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Drop the OG gender envy that your shy about I'll go first- this motherfucker.
I wanted to be him so bad it made me physically ill.
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claitea Ā· 2 years ago
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some thoughts about pokemon violet. spoilers ahead!
there are. quite a few graphical glitches and messes whbejrvhr. sometimes trainers and pokemons eyes get stuck closed for a while, camera clips into the floor during battle, a sunflora i was in battle with and therefore Very Close To moved at a lower frame rate like other faraway entities. hough the homeroom scene..... almost everyone in that room looked so janky.
but tbh? i've been having too much fun to care too much about that specifically. the rest of the game is pretty :)
wish i could stop the minimap from spinning. i can lock the map app to north but not the minimap????
THE FOOD ILLUSTRATIONS ARE SO GOOD I WANT TO EAT THE ICECREAM SO BAD
rip pixel pokemon and item icons though </3 i find them more charming. also the icon for persim berries is too red and its bothering me, persim berries are PINK this is BRIGHT SCARLET
idk how pokemon icons on the minimap work either i'll be running all over the place it indicates and not find the pokemon its showing. i want a charcadet :(
i chose sprigatito but was THIS close to choosing fuecoco because of the first cutscenes. quaxly having to tell fuecoco not to eat the burnt orange whjegjevdj
miraidon my beloved asshole lizard who eats all my sandwiches. i gotta rewatch any and all miraidon scenes with koraidon when i'm done with the game, the first cutscene with the houndoom was SO COOL
PEOPLE WERE RIGHT ARVEN IS THE PROFESSOR'S KID
there were a couple nods to older games! a book in the library talks about someone seeing the stow-on-side mural get broken by a copperajah, another book talks about pewter crunchies, and the meditative seat art installation in artazon are items you could buy in oras as decoration for your secret base. i know every game has callbacks to previous ones but the stow-on-side one caught me offguard because thats a spoiler isnt it?? the other one surprised me too but more becaue Why do i remember this one specific base item. i havent touched oras in years
a library book also said Hydreigon and Volcarona got alt forms like donphan did and i need to see them IMMEDIATELY
as far as i've seen in the library, the pokemon that get those forms are donphan, tyranitar, volcarona, hydreigon. and Delibird. which i find hilarious bc its all these threatening scary pokemon and then. DELIBIRD.
WHY DID MY BELOVED LECHONK EVOLVE INTO AN EMO BOY
so far out of the new pokemon. the only design i dont like is spidops. spiops. i forgot how to spell it. where did my cute little yarn ball go :( maybe its just New Pokemon Doesnt Look Like A Pokemon Yet Syndrome but there is just SOMETHING about spiops's design that doesnt sit right with me
miraidon jumping is a little janky sometimes idk??? also i got stuck in a pond once and it could NOT climb out no matter where i tried. i had to fly out
i already like tera raids a lot more :') i HATED how max pokemon could shield and move multiple times and all that. i dont have online so max raids are damn near IMPOSSIBLE for me to do because the ai sucks That bad. i feel like with the time limit thing and infinite revives i could stand a chance doing it solo. this is just me talking about the early 1-2 star raids though idk how it'll go later on
i did get one odd glitch where my first attack didnt appear to deplete the hp bar, but then a few attacks later it looked like it had hp left but it fainted? my damage just. Didnt Show for some reason while still registering as damage
i think they fixed the overlevelling problem bc i was even getting my ass kicked by wild pokemon sometimes HKWBDJBF. i was cruising through fast like i'd gotten used to in xy to swsh, so i was actually underlevelled a lot. mela almost curbstomped me
THE CAR IS A POKEMON THEY WERE RIGHT ITS AN ACTUAL POKEMON
mela walks like manga emmet lmao
clodsire. thats it thats the bullet point <3
in conclusion i am having a BLAST. i absolutely adore this game so far!! i'm honestly able to overlook anything that bothers me just because i enjoy it a Lot. like of Course i still wish the subpar graphics werent subpar but Who Care look at my clodsire his name is Mousse and i love him
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lady-wren-of-tella Ā· 1 year ago
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Okie so one of my current interests is a game called five nights at Freddyā€™s(fnaf)!! Iā€™ve liked this game series for a long time, itā€™s honestly one of the longest fandoms that Iā€™ve been in!! Plus fnaf has also been a thing that Iā€™ve liked for so long, I honestly donā€™t think that Iā€™ll ever stop loving it cause itā€™s basically apart of my childhood and itā€™s still something that I love. But anyways, recently a teaser trailer for the movie came out and oh my godddd!!! It looks so good, Iā€™m so bloody excited for the movie!! Itā€™s been in the works for so long and now that we got a teaser trailer AND itā€™s coming out this year?! AAAHHHHHHH Iā€™m kicking and screaming!!! And and, today a gameplay trailer was released for the new fnaf security breach dlc called ruin and ohhhhhhhh it looks so good as well!!! The design and atmosphere of the game is great, I canā€™t wait when it comes out so that I can watch gameplay of it!!! And and, I might be able to play it too since my older brother is gonna buy it when it comes out so yayyyyy!!
Okie okie, so my next interest is another video which is Resident Evil 4 remake(re4 remake) and ohhhhhhhh itā€™s such a bloody pretty game!! The graphics and gameplay is amazingggg!! And and the characters are so pretty too!! My favorite characters from the game are Leon, Ashely, and Luis- and you can call me a simp but I would gladly marry those three because god damn do they look so so pretty and beautiful!! Iā€™m not too far into the game since Iā€™m only watching two friends stream and play it but Iā€™m currently rewatching their stream vods to refresh my memory. But ahhhhhhh the game is so gorgeous and everything about it is so great!! Asmskachkasjkwchajl and and the merchant in re4 remake, aaahhhhhhhh- I like wanna be his friend so bad!! I wanna give him a big olā€™ hug each time I see him!! Currently I canā€™t play it since itā€™s on the newer gen consoles but whenever I can Iā€™ll definitely 100% play it!!
Finally, my last current interest is an anime called Trigun!! I only recently got into it but ohhhh myyyy godddd does that anime have a grip on me!! The only reason I got into it was because I kept seeing a bunch of TikTok edits of the reboot version of the show which is called Trigun Stampede(Iā€™ll refer to it as TriStamp) so I caved in and I started to watch it and I donā€™t regret my decision. I was not disappointed!! I loved the characters, the animation, the story- I just loved everything about it!! Then after I finished watching TriStamp a few weeks later I decided why not and I watched the og Trigun. And ohhhhhh myyyyy goddddd, my love for the show grew ten times more!! It was the same show and the same characters but just something about it was so different!!! I just loved it so much!! And and I also watch the movie as well(called Trigun: Badlands Rumble) because I just needed more content!! Iā€™m genuinely so hooked with this anime, the brain rot I have of it is unreal. I recently got two funko pops of my two favorite characters from the anime and I plan to get the rest of the characters but I like wanna get more merch lol xddd Last weekend I saw two figures of two characters from Trigun, I didnā€™t get them and I regret not buying them but hopefully this weekend me and my brothers will go to the same mall and hopefully, hopefully theyā€™ll still be there that way I can buy them!! Thereā€™s also gonna be a TriStamp figure and I want it so baddddd, and and thereā€™s a Trigun and Trigun Maximum deluxe edition manga!! Shubsjjcknskhwkmkfnrk I wanna buy that tooooo!! Iā€™m hoping Iā€™ll be able to get both of these things sometime in the future(maybe even for Christmas but I doubt it.) but ahhhhhh just- the brain rot I have is unbelievable and this show just lives rent free in my mind rn
i've heard about the fnaf movie!! one of my irls loves fnaf and was telling me all about how excited they were for the movie. I dont remember him mentioning anything about the new game being released, but he was super excited about the movie.
ive seen so much abt resident evil (specifically about that one guy named leon) . it actually looks really interesting tbh
IVE SEEN REALLY COOL ART FOR TRIGUN ON TWITTER!!! the one guy with the yellow glasses has such cool character design and its so cool to see how different artists put their own spin on it
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ell-does-stuff Ā· 8 months ago
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ā€¼ļøā€¼ļøMORE SPOILERSā€¼ļøā€¼ļø
HERES THE REBLOG I PROMISED, TIME TO YAP AGAIN
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something's going on with evermore and gregor i feel... esp evermore, he had rick pull over specifically to talk to gregor and wants to meet again "hopefully soon." he just also seems veeerrryyy sketchy to me in general so hmmm??? whats going on here?????
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THEIR COSTUMES GOT FLIPPED JFBDDUJDBDHCBSHDBF
ALSO PUMP'S LITTLE MISSING TOOTH!!!! AND TWO TEETH SHOWING UP ON SKID WEARING THE MASK
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STTTRRRREEEEEEBBBBBBEEEERRRRRRRRRRJFJDJHEJCBDBEBCJHEBRBFBX D DJD EBXJBEBXHX SJCJS R JXJEIWJRBRNSK SJDHE RJJEBRBEBDBEBENBDBDJBR
HES ALIVEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!;(;+! MY BOYYYYYYYY!!!!;(!!!+;++;! HE LIVEDDDDDDDDDD!!!(!;(!;++;!!!++!!++!!!
IM SO HAPPYYYYYYY IVE NEVER BEEN THIS HAPPY OVER SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS IN THE BACKGROUND FOR 2 SECONDS YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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JOHN WITH THE PICTURE OF HIS DAUGHTER WAAAAAAA šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ AND HIM AFTER TO SKID AND PUMP GOING "...your parents love you, kids. they love you no matter what." HSHDBEHDB I CANT DO THIS MANNNNNN šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
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ZACH HADEL JUMPSCARE WTFFFFFF
MR PSYCHICPEBBLES GET TF OUT OF HERE WE WERE HAVING AN EMOTIONAL MOMENT AHHAHAHAHAHHA
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"WE'RE HAVING AN EXORCISM!!! :DDDD"
god i love these kids
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MOLOCH HAS LEGSā€¼ļøā€¼ļøā€¼ļøā€¼ļø
he looks so god damn badass holy shit
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moloch can turn into people he killed??!?!?!? (or maybe can just turn into people in general??!?!?!)
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love pump's casual little "he didn't" to skid saying moloch escaped
and skid's all TF YOU MEAN NUH UH
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"im gonna be a police officer." "I NEED TO HAVE A GUN LEGALLY." shes so real for this
also patty has freckles!!!!!!!!!!!! i already thought she was really pretty but she's even prettier with them teehee
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HOBOMEN ARE BACK WOOOO
i miss my tankmen fixation honestly i should rewatch all the episodes again sometime
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and evermore, WHY DO YOU NEED TO DESTROY A BUILDING???!?!? is it the cult building??!?!! maybe??!?!?!? WHAT IS UP WITH YOU.
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rick continues to be one of my favorite characters ever
"too bright." as a demon is on his windshield "im not gonna clean this, i quit." as said demon just wrecked the limo he was in. god i love him, hes so great.
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im imagining hatzgang having war flashbacks from what happened in ep 2 during this (even if they don't really remember it)
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ignacio fucking WHIPPING OUT A GUN AND SHOOTING MOLOCH is so real of him, iconic as hell
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"fucking kids........" someone please help my man he is not well šŸ˜­
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DAMN. i don't really have anything to say, them being possessed just looks fucking cool HAHAHAH
ACTUALLY WAIT I DO HAVE A THING TO SAY... its like their drawing in ep 4 came to life! they've probably been begging for this to happen LOL
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moloch is dead :((((
RIP probably the most badass spooky month villain ļæ½ļæ½ļ潚Ÿ«”šŸ«”
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THEY'RE SO SAD ABOUT HIM DYING MANNNNN THESE POOR KIDS
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"you are an irresponsible mother" DONT YOU DARE SAY THAT. SHE IS THE BEST MOM IN FICTION EVER. SHE WAS GOING THROUGH A TON OF STUFF MANNNNN LEAVE HER ALONEEEEEEEE!!!! >:(((((((
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MANNNNNNN THIS PARTTTTTTTTTTTT RAAHHHHHHH ITS SO COOL!!!!!!!! THE CULTISTS.... EYES..... I WANNA KNOW MORE MANNNN I WANNA KNOW EVERYTHING!!!
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pump cheering up after being sad from moloch's death with the eldritch being plushie..... mr wonder saying their parents got it even though he bought it just to make him happy....... susie saying "what's the point if they're not here"...........NO IM NOT CRYING YOU ARE.
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I SWEAARRRRRRR IM NOT CRYYYUJNGGG DJDB EBDBD XJ DJ W E WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
ERM...... ANYWAYS!!!!!!!!!
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OOGA BOOGA GENUINELY FUCKING SCARED ME THIS TIME. i was just all "woahhh hey they put her in the credits art!!" AND THEN..... MAN.
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THE THIEVES??!?!?!???!?!!? AND CANDY DEALER??!?!??!!?!!?!! ARE THEY IN THE CULT??!??????????!??!??!???! I HAVE SO MANY FUCKING QUESTIONS LIKE HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT THIS IS INSANE......... ANSWERS. IMMEDIATELY. PLEASEE I AM BEGGING GRRRRRJRJFJFJDHF
this is exactly how i was with the last episode MANNNN we are so back
WELL THAT'S EVERYTHING I GOTTA SAY... actually that might be a lie i always got more shit to yap about but HOPE YOU LIKED MY RAMBLINGS THIS TIME OK BYEEEEEā€¼ļøā€¼ļøā€¼ļø
MAKING A BIG OL POST OF EVERYTHING I GOTTA SAY ABOUT THE NEW SPOOKY MONTH BECAUSE HOLY SHITTTT THERES A LOT
ā€¼ļøā€¼ļøSPOILERS OBVIOUSLYā€¼ļøā€¼ļø
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THE THIEVES ARE BACK WOOOOOOOO!! IVE MISSED THEM SM
also eepy lila
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while gathering images for this ive noticed that the "pile of dexter" as im calling it is staring at the thieves the whole time they're in the attic (specifically fat thief)
is he somehow still alive???? just possessing a pile of dead doll????????
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so cool to see the big ass spider get some actual relevance!! def gonna be important next episode for sure
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ROSS'S DAD!!!!!!!!
also jaune is so pretty with her hair down like omggg... love to see her being such a supportive friend to lila as well
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"are you throwing away dad's stuff mom?" WAAAAAA MY POOR BABYYY IM GONNA CRYYY
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HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN
theyre so me
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DEXTERRRRJRJRJRHSHSHDBBDBSB!!+!!!!!(!!
"this cat looks sick im taking it to the vet" BULLSHIT i know what you are. šŸ‘ļøšŸ‘ļø
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DEXTER'S MOM!?!?????!?!?!?!?!!!??? i had no idea she would ever show up like wow i did not expect to see her at all
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poor little babies and their lack of parents
ok sorry ik im joking here but MAN this scene made me feel bad šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
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THE FUCK.
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pretty sure this dude is the same guy as the "costume bob" in the last episode??? i felt bad for him last time but here he seems like kind of a pathetic and weird ass man ngl lol
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RADFORRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!(!!(;+;!;(;;(;??;(;;!!(+!!++!(++!
HES SUCH A GOD DAMN SILLY NERD MAN LIKEEEEE "he even sounds like he does in the movies!!!!!!" BROOOO I LOVE HIMMMMMMMMMM DJJDGWHDHSHFH
he is EXACTLY how i pictured he would be!! my brain is not gonna shut up about him for the next few days i just know it HAHAHAH
also my caramelpopcorn (thats their ship name right?? or was it candycorn??? i forgor lol) heart is completely full, i loved actually seeing him and kevin canonically interact, they are perfect <3
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HES IN THE CANDY CLUB OUTFIRTBD RJSHNF EBDJFBSBDJC EJDUFBEBW DKXN SCUEBFNFBRJSJCJCHDB!!!!(!!!!!;+;(;!!(+!!
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"im... uh... like an uncle!!" "i just wanna help the children..." BROO??? feeling kinda bad for frank rn, these are like the only kids he genuinely cares about and hes being turned away from em
ik hes a shady guy but STILL
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GREGOR LOOKS SO GOOFY DOING THE DANCE JDBDHSHFHD LIKE WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THATTTTT
also i made this gif myself yall better like it
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aaaaaaaaaand dexter's mom is dead.
like son like mother i guess šŸ’€
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love how ignacio's door has small little boards on it from when they bashed it with a hammer HAHAHHA
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also, looking at the inside of ignacio's house, is that john's family on the little table there???
one of the images in the arg gives a better look at this, but i had no idea it was in IGNACIO'S HOUSE of all places. why does he have that??? and right by the gun too.... what is this silly cult man planning......
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(the arg image in question if yall were wondering)
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"we understand you" "we're here for you dude" "thank you guys, i just wish things weren't so..." HATZGANG FRIENDSHIP WAAAAA!!!!!
also ROY HAS BEEN THROUGH SHIT MY POOR GUYYYY i wanna hug him mannnn šŸ„ŗ
IMAGE LIMIT IS KILLING ME SO IM GONNA REBLOG THIS WITH MORE SHIT TO SAY BECAUSE I AM NOT DONE MANNNā€¼ļøā€¼ļøā€¼ļøā€¼ļø
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garrothromeave Ā· 4 years ago
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the hell is mystreet season 6??
(warning, long post ahead)
ok so before i start this
1) ive never posted shiiiit on tumblr before so watch me suffer, im just here to talk about stuff that my friends who dont know anything about aphmau have to listen to me rant about for hours on end
2) i havent seen mystreet in like years (except season 3, i watch that frequently since im laurance and shadow knight deprived) so please bear with me because i might be completely wrong on this lol. itā€™s just like, pointing out things i remember
3) im sure someones already talked about this but who cares
4) im gonna do this stupid thing where i just explain myself a bit at first, if you dont want to read that just skip to the part where you see ā€œthe actual thingy:ā€ in bold and italicsĀ 
5) mild disclaimer; i am completely aware that jessica is not a professional writer. i know that she did her best to appeal to her fans, and honestly, respect for that. while this post will come off as aggressive and probably look like hate, thatā€™s not my intention in the slightest. itā€™s just... intense criticism. im sure yā€™all probably already know that, but yeah, just stating that anyways. i do believe that jess is doing her best, and in no way do i want to dismiss any hard work sheā€™s done. that being said; prepare for a very strongly opinionated post.
haha watch there be 10000+ typos in this making me look like a complete dumbass
ok here we goĀ 
one of the main reasons i stopped watching aphmau back in 2017 was the mess that was season 4. like, in the first few episodes of the emerald secret, i thought ā€œwoah!! this is kinda cool, im a sucker for mystery!ā€ because of course i was, it was something new and something exciting. the only problem i had with it at the time was kim, but thatā€™s just because i always found her annoying and out of place. i just didnā€™t understand why garroth dragged her along and honestly i still donā€™t to this day BUT, moving on.
anyways, as the season progressed, 13 year old me was of course just ā€œ:0!!ā€ the entire time--that is, up until the reveal of the main villain. i remember watching the episode, seeing the reveal of ein, and then stopping. like, just for a quick break, but i was still just overwhelmingly disappointed. like, and this was the time when pdh was airing and ein just got made alpha (i think?) and i had really really liked eins character in pdh. either way, that really sucked and actually opened my eyes to a lot of things.
one of the main things beinā€™ the fact that this was supposed to be a slice of life kinda series that decided to take a turn to a more edgy kinda approach. which, i guess i regularly wouldnt mind? but seeing as mcd was kinda bein neglected at the time it just didnt sit right with me. BUT WHATEVER, point is i stopped watching mystreet all together at the end of season 4.
like, a whole year later my brother tells me that shitā€™s getting intense in season 5 + 6 of mystreet, and my brilliant self decided to give it a shot--but i refused to watch all of season 5, so i only stepped in when ein made an appearance. so whenever that was, thatā€™s where i picked up because i didnt care enough to seeĀ 
and yā€™know--i honestly didnā€™t hate it at first. in fact, i found it oddly cool. it wasnā€™t enough to get me into aphmau again, but it was enough to where i was intrigued. i dont know why, but i never watched the finale, so i didnt see the ending until just a few weeks ago--but back then, i thought it was neat. looking back on it however... im just so confused.Ā 
side note: only got back into aphmau this time around because of mcd. mainly because like, i adore the first season and the first half of the second season. and being nearly 18 now, im a lot more appreciative of plot and well-written characters n junk.Ā 
the actual thingy:
ok back on track. imma stop spilling out my story of how i got back into aphmau, and lets just skip to what rewatching mcd made me realize of season 6ā€²s plot and shit:
-emmalyn. how the fuck does ghost even remotely exist? if sheā€™s emmalyn as claimed, then why have we already seen emmalyn in the mystreet universe alive? look i get that creators can do whatever they want with their stories but at the same time please provide some sort of explanation good god. and maybe they did and i just havent seen it, so if there is one--let me know. but until that day imma just sit here confused as fuck
-ok so imma just be real, the whole ā€˜ultimaā€™ thing is just... not great. in my opinion, anyways. like... i saw someone mention this in another post, but if this ultima stuff was like, a really big deal, why isnt it mentioned in mcd? though i suppose since its a curse of sorts, it could be later on past the time period in which mcd takes place--but even then, how did it manage to make its way into aaronā€™s family bloodline?Ā 
-WHY IS EVERYONE AT STARLIGHT ITS JUST SO CONVINIENT like what happened to this place being the most expensive shit on the planet or whatever, and how the gang happens to run into like, the werewolf trio and blaze and kai and guy and nate all of these people like god damn life doesnt WORK LIKE THATĀ 
-im sorry but turning people into relics? thats... thats the best you could come up with? plus, like, how does that even work? in mcd itā€™s established that relics are separate entitles that choose their wielder, based on a ā€˜personalā€™ connection (being a descendent of a previous wielder) or if theyā€™re a good match personality and (i think?) moral wise. so the whole turning-people-into-relics doesnt make much sense to be honest.Ā 
-irene really over here using her god powers to only keep her friends alive like god damn not a great god if you ask meĀ 
-can i talk about how incredibly predictable aphmaus death was? like i just kinda sat there waiting for it to happen and when it did i literally went ā€œhaha! wonder when sheā€™ll be revivedā€ because god forbid we actually kill off charactersĀ 
-when aphmau + demon warlock fought in the irene dimension there was no passage of time whatsoever in the real world whiiiiiiiiich really bothers me because they fought in there for at least a few minutes
-speaking of aphmau and the demon warlocks fight does it bother anyone else that it had to be aaron who took over the fight?? like we get it hes the big protector blah blah blah but god damn it wouldve been cooler if aphmau had fought this battle as her. aaron fighting this battle was so underwhelming
-...love. like, thats the only thing thats needed to break out of a forever potion? love? LIKE YEAH, GOOD GUYS GOTTA WIN SOMEHOW, but its just so cliche and overdoneeee
-oh yeah and also when travis went bonkers and became the demon warlock or whatever, whyā€™d he only take over katelyn and garroth?? like, zane had been influenced by the potions in the past as well? DONT GET ME WRONG--i do love some good brother edge, but uh, the demon warlock was just bein kinda a dumbass by not possessing zane too just sayinā€™
-can aaron please go to fucking jail for mass murder now like holy shit, he just got sent home on a fuckin boat. also why did blaze forgive him for killing him thats not even remotely realistic. then again, nothing in mystreet has ever been realistic when it comes to characters and motives and personalities, (cough katelyn being actually abusive and travis being an actual pervert) but yknow whatever
-katelyn and kawaii chan literally added nothing to the plot whatsoever. like lets be real, katelyn lost her personality the moment season 5 started and kawaii chan just kinda sits there :I
-ok im sorry this was bound to come up but cmon guys imagine laurances potential if he was in season 6 like god damn this is beyond maddening. AND YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A REALLY REALLY COOL PARRALLEL?? IF IT WAS LAURANCE WHO SNAPPED GARROTH OUT OF HIS MIND CONTROL THING, because it would mimic lauranceā€™s speech to get garroth to snap out of his rage in season 1, episode 100 of minecraft diaries. like how fuckin rad would that have been? missed opportunityĀ 
-also?? why does kim/ghost know magicks?? like, if i remember correctly, emmalyn is a scholar--not someone who knew magicks. i mean, i guess research? study?? but its been established that knowing how magicks works =/= being able to use magicks. i dunno, just doesnt seem right i guess. maybe its explained, i wouldnt know (yes i know that makes me look like a dick leave me alone)
-melissa should have stayed dead. LIKE, NO, ITS NOT AS SIMPLE AS ā€œhaha it takes more than a few bullets to kill meā€??? look ive got nothing wrong with melissa (cough lie cough) but yknow it would have just been cool a character... stay dead? for once? its just too fuckin cliche that shes alive god damn
-can i also just say the only good thing that came out of season 6 was travisā€™ dads sacrifice like damn that made me actually sad
-howww was lucinda turned into a relic. or yknow, anyone else? like im sure they explain it better in the actual show i just dont remember, but its just that easy? turning anyone into a relic? granted, a normal person wouldnt be able to produce a good relic, but idk man. IM JUST SAYING; that the only really powerful relics that aphmau should have been able to wield is the one that aaron + zane produced because shad relic and esmund relic moment. lucinda isnt even like, connected to a divine warrior. ALSO, another point, if its seriously that powerful of a relic getting one from just a magic user like lucinda, why go through the trouble? i mean i guess ofc youd want the ā€œall powerfulā€ one that the ultima produces but i mean damn whats the point
-ok this is just going to bother me but in one of the episodes (i think might have been in season 5 actually) where that like, guardian dude was chasing aphmau and zane and at one point they split up and the dude just chuckles at zane diverting paths and goes under his breath ā€œyoure not the important one hereā€, suggesting that aphmau somehow is? first of all, id argue that any roā€™meave is significantly more important than aphmau was, especially not knowing much about her other than that shes with aaron. i might be missing some bits an pieces, but if i was that dude id forget about aphmau and go after zaneĀ 
-killing off derek for shock factor sucked, and i know the moment was supposed to be really sad because like ā€œoh :( aarons dad is sacrificing himself for his sonā€ but lets be real dereks still was a shitty father and i dont think his reasons for doing what he did was very good at all
-less about plot or more like: why the absolute fuck did the gang bring kim along instead of, oh i dont know, a life-long friend? like, laurance or dante maybe?? im sure its explained, i never saw aphmaus year or most of season 5, but god DAMN id hate to be apart of this friend group AND GOD LIKE, imagine reconnecting with an old friend who ends up getting closer to your best friends and taking priority in their lives over you (cough laurance) like god damn lol
-im just going to preface this one with: i dont remember everything thatā€™s happened, so if im wrong i apologize in advance--but (you actually can correct me if im wrong and please do) didnt like, irene reincarnate her friends in order to give them better lives? I DONT KNOW IF THIS IS TRUE, ITS JUST WHAT I REMEMBER--however, if im correct, then:
a. why the hell would she bring back someone like zane, or gene, or ivy, etc.
b. why the hell do they all have the same exact names? first and last? again, im aware that the whole mystreet+mcd tie wasnā€™t originally supposed to be there, but i dont think that means such a coincidence can be excused? its just a bit much if you ask me.
c. why the hell is the fact that (as much as i literally hate this) aaron is a decedent of shad being ignored? like, youā€™d think that something like this would be something thats actually important, or something the demon warlock couldve taken advantage of. or are we completely erasing every other connections to divine warriors besides aphmau + irene? because even if irene did reincarnate them or do whatever it is she did, does she even have the power to sever the connections between them and their ancestors? my guess is, no.
d. speaking of irene why on earth was aphmau able to talk to/see irene, theyā€™re literally the same person are they not? did she like, fuckin reincarnate herself without actually doing it?? BUT--i will give it to them, the demon warlock did refer to aphmau as something along the lines of being ā€œone of the 3 parts of her broken soulā€ or something like that. however, my point still remains. also what are the other two did i miss that or is it never explained
now; if irene in fact did not ā€˜reincarnateā€™ her friends then please ignore that little bit right there :)
but yes, those are a few of the problems i have with season 6 off the top of my head. i would go into like, season 4 and 5 more as well, but i honestly didnt feel like it. at some point i might go into other things, like how important laurance could have been to the plot of these later seasons, or HELL, even dante. i might also go into what could have made season 4, 5, and 6 actually good--maybe... a rewrite? perhaps? but im getting too far ahead of myself, so i just leave you with this for now.
and i know that as soon as i post this 15 more things are just going to pop into my head BUT im going to try and not edit this post because why stress myself with that even more
anyways thank you for coming to my tedtalkĀ 
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i apparently enjoy putting down my thoughts on the off chance someone will read it and enjoy it so hereā€™s rwby rewatch vol 3. iā€™m ready to be sad!!
(note: itā€™s long iā€™m sorry, i have many thoughts and i tried to narrow it down but oh boy do i think im funny)
- the SOUND DESIGN. AGAIN
- ruby youā€™re so precious. so sweet. so eager. so earnest. cā€™mere and iā€™ll protect you from all the bad shit that happens to you later
- hi cardboard cutout tai
- i keep getting an ad for a rooster teeth show called camp betrayal and the way this man says ā€œhoo hoo hooā€ will haunt me for the rest of time
- oh shit the fact that itā€™s called amity has such insane implications for what itā€™s used for later. jesus.
- ā€œbffs!ā€ ā€œNo.ā€ ā€œā€¦/yessss/ā€ love them
- yeet the yang
- god rubyā€™s admiration of emerald is so sad in retrospect likeā€¦ oh boy ruby youā€™re in for it
- PYRRHAAAAA I LOVE YOU DONT LEAVE ME
- ā€œeven if you know how a story ends, that doesnā€™t make it any less fun to watchā€ wow cinder are you psychic
- ummmm theyā€™re having a talk can you please respect their privacy
- thor whomst??? i only know nora valkyrie
- BROODY MAN
- hiiiii gavin
- so much mid battle banter. in the middle of a big important fight they just have to make jokes and argue. i love teenagers
- SILENCE YOU BOOB
- awww winter youā€™re a disaster and youā€™re horribly emotionally repressed because of your bitch ass dad but jesus christ you care about your little sister and you wanna know sheā€™s doing okay and iā€™m emotional about it
- PENNYYYYY my love just keep being you
- jeez i forgot how early on ironwood was talking his shit about being ā€œsomeone who will actā€, the ā€œonly personā€ who will do what needs to be done, as if his course of action is what needs to be done
- every single person who underestimates emerald and mercury gets so fucked up. like so many people look at these youngerish teenagers with some funny one liners and banter and go ā€œoh they seem capable and theyā€™re confident and funny so i like em but i can take emā€ and then absolutely get the shit kicked out of them. and i think thatā€™s why theyā€™ve been so successful, cause nobody takes them seriously enough to consider them a threat.
- see this is why i love rwby. coco just turned her handbag into a gatling gun and cut down a field of grass with it
- god the way they hint at emeraldā€™s semblance before fully showing what it is. *chefā€™s kiss*
- winter marry me
- we love an uncle who absolutely destroys his nieces at video games
- ā€œthey do and theyā€™re called silver!ā€ ruby i love you
- top heavy. heheh
- this dudeā€™s weapon is a trumpet!! sheā€™s got glowing nunchucks!! i love this show!!
- this battle music is AMAZING what the FUCK theyā€™re fighting to JAZZ
- cinder if you keep having vague ominous dialogue people are gonna get the wrong idea
- oh yeah great idea asking a child to take on immense power which sends her into a stressed out panicky spiral and alienates her from the people she finally feels legitimately connected to and for onceĀ didnā€™t feel alienated from
- oh fuck. oh fuck the finals. oh god. oh no.
- sheā€™s so happy. sheā€™s so ready to have a good fight. iā€™m gonna cry
- FUCK
- and with one moment, the entire show flipped on its head
- god when i watched that the first time i fuckin freaked. i was not prepared man. i was warned. but i was not prepared for this much of a fucking tone change man. that quickly. like tone changes (in my experience) normally happen gradually, but this one happened in, what? 30 seconds?
- fuck
- god this is so bad
- and it GETS WORSE i canā€™t do this
- love that we can see yangā€™s distraught eyebrows through her bangs
- after this episode was the first time my friend asked me ā€œhow we doing buddy?ā€ and iā€™ve only wanted to kill her more since then
- oh god emeraldā€™s backstory. this poor child. she was so alone and cinder was there and said i can give you a place i can give you a purpose i can give you security and emerald latched on soĀ hard.
- hiiiii laura bailey i wish you had more than a lil baby line and some sounds of effort
- god that little anklet
- god what a fuckin backstory episode man. backstory? evil plan explanation? idk but it was good
- great parent move. telling your kid youā€™ll only save them once.
- jaune you sweet good boy. what a good boy. i love him
- god this poor child. she doesnā€™t deserve this. FUCK iā€™m so sad. is that the last conversation they have?
- oooooh shit this song is so good. what the fuck i have chills itā€™s so fitting
- god everyone else is so happy and excited and then thereā€™s ruby who is one of the very few people who knows how bad a fight between penny and pyrrha could be and pyrrha whoā€™s got to decide if she wants someone elseā€™s aura smushed with hers, which could turn her into a different person. FUCK
- peeeennyyyyy ā€œsalutations!! itā€™s an honor to meet you!ā€ it huuuurts
- it makes me so sad but damn was this a good diabolical plan
- god im so sad. penny is so good. and pyrrhaā€™s fuckinĀ eyes. and ruby just collapsing. jesus christ. itā€™s all fuckin falling apart
- oh fuck here we go. those klaxons are so terrifying
- it makes me so happy that torchwick gets rescued and then like maybe a couple episodes later just gets swallowed
- the fuckin adam fight is coming up too. jesus. really piling on here
- RUBY IS USING ONE OF PENNYā€™S SWORDS IM GONNA CRYYY
- and she doesnā€™t even hesitate to save pyrrha
- the one and only time (to my memory) that ironwood is gentle is when he says no one would blame the students if they left. that might be the last time he actually remembers that theyā€™re all teenagers and feels sympathy for these children with all this pressure on them
- oh yeah the big boy
- the first time i watched this i was LOSING MY MIND this whole time. like yang attacked mercury and from then on man. just freaking out.
- eurgh grimm juice
- cā€™mon blake you got this. i mean. technically you donā€™t. the fight goes poorly. but you fuckin try and youā€™re so brave about it and i love youuu
- shut the FUCK up adam you GROOMED her you ASSHOLE
- aahhhh i love velvet!!! her semblance and her whole fighting style is so goddamn cool and has such interesting implications for using weapons and powers of people who are dead
- OH SHIT SHE DOES SUMMON HERE DOESNT SHE. partly but still
- get fucked, torchwick. GET FUCKED. get fuckin chomped
- a backhanded slap feels so much more violent than any fighting with weapons
- uh oh evil katniss
- god. the fucking blood splatter turning the whole shot red. just their silhouettes. the slow motion. the arm slowly separating.
- my friend was also a big fan of ā€œhow we feeling?ā€
- bad. the answer is bad you fuckin sadist
- oz isā€¦ a lot of things, and one of them is a goddamn good fighter
- oh god oh noooo sheā€™s gonna kiss & yeet AWWWW FUCK this is heartbreaking
- pyrrha i love you
- if i donā€™t look itā€™s not real
- oh pyrrha my love
- awww hey tai. what a good dad. love tai
- iā€™m so sad. everyoneā€™s so sad. and then salem just has to do an ominous lil monologue where she lays out her whole plan to divide them and makes a fuckin semblance pun. sheā€™s such a good villain
- jacque you stiff bitch
- theyā€™re all fuckin scattered and depressed
- love team rnjr tho
- there she is. god what an ending
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adultswim2021 Ā· 3 years ago
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Ephemera Week (2002)
In which I review stuff in a non-specific way, covering the shows that Adult Swim merely acquired but did not produce themselves:
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The Oblongs (originally aired on WB, 2001)
How many different ways can I say a show mostly sucked? Honestly, I railed against this show hard when it came on Adult Swim. I caught a few minutes of an episode on the WB and didnā€™t really care to keep watching it. I think it was the first episode?
In the early 2000s, there was a lot of embarrassing attempts to be ā€œweirdā€ and ā€œtWiStEdā€ in the media landscape, and most of it I judged harshly. If I could smell that a TV Network was attempting to court the Hot Topic demographic I would reject and pounce on anyone who liked it. I remember pompously dressing down a friend of a friend who liked this show, which is also really embarrassing. Honestly Iā€™m at the point in my life now where if I accidentally make fun of a show or movie to the face of somebody who likes those things I feel terrible and feel the need to apologize profusely. Please donā€™t not like the Oblongs on my account. The show was about the lower-class have-not Oblong Family who lived under the sewer drains of the elite upper-class. Their side of the tracks is so polluted by the rich citizenā€™s waste that they are all mutated, presumably from toxic waste-induced birth-defects. The dad is voiced by Will Ferrell and he doesnā€™t have any arms or legs. He has a Charles and Mambo style son voiced by the Sklars. Everything is grotesque, but in a cutesy marketable way. Even today as an avowed MARXIST (as far as you know) I probably could come up with some revisionist argument about how this show is good, actually, but my heart simply wouldnā€™t be in it. Nobody needed the Chapo Trap House dicks telling the world to rewatch Avatar and nobody needs me telling them to do the same with The Oblongs.
Listen, I didnā€™t rewatch any of this and Iā€™m sorry, but I literally watched every episode on Adult Swim despite not enjoying it all that much. The whole thing seemed like it was meant for teens who dress in all black and have too many zippers on their pants. Go to Dennyā€™s drink freaking COFFEE, and talk about the latest ep of Oblongs. Damn. Dark shit. Hereā€™s your goddamn Adult Swim schedule. All of them aired Sunday Night at 10:30PM. Shows that were previously unaired are in bold.Ā 
August 4: Misfit Love (Pilot) August 11: Disfigured Debbie August 18: Narcoleptic Scottie August 25: Pickles' Li'l Amazons September 1: Flush, Flush, Sweet Helga September 8: Get off My Back September 15: Please Be Genital September 22: The Golden Child September 29: Milo Interrupted October 6: My Name Is Robbie October 13: Bucketheads October 20: Father of the Bribe October 27: Heroine Addict
MAIL BAG
Lotta anons in my mentions today... typical
Dont worry about these blue baby likers, i know wer'e both true hill-heads, Don't Let The Bastards Grind You Down (Toasters, Mission Hill e101)
It is because we are cool that we like Mission Hill and detest Baby Blues. Any show about being cool is good: Itā€™s true
Kind of crazy to see Bill Oakley go from The Simpson to Mission Hill to reviewing fast food in his car.
I think he does other stuff like make his own soda and drink his own soda. I think thatā€™s it, though.
What's your favorite adult swim piece of merch you own. PLEASE DON"t SAY THE MASTER SHAKE AIR FRESHNER I DON"T CARE ABOUT THAT!
That was it :( Do I count the DVDs? ATHF volume 2 DVD is maybe my favorite of the DVDs it has a lot of fun extras and stuff. volume 3 is also really good. Somewhere in my archives I Have a Sealab 2021 shirt, which was mailed out vaccu-formed into a hockey puck shape, and I have never actually unwrapped it. The wrinkles must be UNREAL. I wonder if itā€™s worth anything.
Richard Branson makes you an offer you can't refuse: A chance to go into space with him on his next big flight OR an all expense paid All-Night Adult Swim Themed Dance Party for you and your closest four friends. Which do you take? Oh, per "Branson's Rules" you are officially a virgin again by taking one of these prizes so you will have to have sex at least one more time in your life for that not to be the case. Sorry.
I would not take either prize though the prospect of regaining my virginity is tantalizing. I need it
Did Smash Mouth ever do anything with Adult Swim? For some reason I can imagine the fat lead singer pointing to a picture of Brak and smiling. Could it all just be simply a dream?
You are thinking of Guy Fieri, who famously goes to every Red Robin in North America searching for Brak merch on the wall. This was caused by him finding a big old Cartoon Planet bus-stop ad framed on the wall of the Red Robin in Hattiesburg, Mississippi. He was so happy he made the hostess take a photo of him smiling next to it. As far as I know his search has yielded no other results. But the search is whatā€™s important.
What do you think Eric Andre's deal is. Retarded or just straight up weird?
I saw somebody on twitter call him a hack and it was ponderous. His stand-up is nowhere near as brilliant as his show, and Iā€™ve heard mixed reviews regarding that motion picture he did. Itā€™s too racist to call him either of the things you wrote so Iā€™ll abstain from weighing in
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atak-achrativ Ā· 2 years ago
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the damn tribes
the fact that they gave us 5 tribes corresponding to TCT, show us little symbols and like say basically nothing about them. off the top of my head without rewatching the show again: - there were five of them - each main character is a descendent of those tribes - they had symbols to differenciate from eachother - also the giant statues carved out of crystal or something - they lived with monsuno in harmony. - they build a bigass door that somehow vibechecks your ancestry - and they had a writing system that was translarable
That is barely a crumb, but that would be understandable if i assume that they were prehistoric, since oftentimes things dont survive aging.
But then there is the last three statements!
Making a monsuno is seems to need some specific modern tech at some times, since jeredy needed to come up with a way to purify monsuno essence, splice animal genes into it, and engineer a standard core. Other times its kinda crude: Chase taking a vial of essence from a pool of it and just throwing it into a core, dropping evil essence onto a dino fossil makes a monsuno, blasting Ace with radiation makes him part monsuno. So it could be chalked up to the idea that making and containing a monsuno can be done with simpler tools as well. Maybe it's a damascus steel deal. Or the monsunos were not contained in cores at all. This is only seen in the show in an apocalypse simulation, where all uncontained monsunos were hostile.(maybe monsuno essence wasnt as deep in the ground therefore something something different temperament?)
The door bends me like a spoon. The tribes either figures out gene sequencing and had one very important standout gene for each tribe. Or it checks a metaphysical concept that is ingrained into the person. Thats a fucked up thing to be able to if you are still just tribes.
They have a writing system. The thing that makes me mad about it is that Beyal is able to read from it. This implies that there are enough original texts and bilingual texts to be able to decypher it. Well enough to be learned and to translate into modern language. Remember that we will most likely never decypher linear-a, the indus valley language or cypro-minoan.
The tribes seem to be both archaic and one step ahead of the modern world at the same time. Therefore it would not be much of a stretch to imply that the tribes are a pre-prehistoric group of societies, that were on par with the tech of the modern society. But for some reason a cataclysmic event wiped them out, making the world post-apocalyptic.
Okay so. Watching Monsuno is an experience ranging from "oh pretty monster! Nice fight!" to "lol mistake" to "haha funny"
to "WE WERE GODDAMN ROBBED :("
S01E17 and 18 are. asdfsaf
this could have been so interesting. Beyal losing his visions as Chase struggles to interpret them could be a Character Arc. Chase is rash, Chase is impatient, and the monsuno sight is something that explicitly comes when you need and not when you want it. Beyal being envious, grappling with self-worth issues and settling with some other role in the group -- probably the Prophecy Expert and Calm Planner -- is something that could change the status quo in a fun way!!
and instead, they made Beyal just. faint for an episode while the thing got magic ex machina fixed.
I am going to combust and I may or may not write some crappy very lovingly made fix it fic about how things shOULD HAVE BEEN
but at least we get these funky shapes out of that sorry excuse of an arc
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(in order: Dax, Jinja, Chase, Bren and Beyal)
We dont get a good shot of Beyal's tribe symbol :( but that appears some other times
oh. hold up. NEVERMIND
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msawesomegeek Ā· 3 years ago
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Alita battle angel ā€“ Movie review
A/N: look at me, watching a movie. Yay. However it might be me thats hungover and procrastinating doing an exam. Anyways. I have a lot of thoughts on this movie.
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SERIOUSLY SPOILERS AHEAD, skip the whole first section if you wanna avoid.
Okay, so, Alita battle angel, is a two hour movie that came out last year. It is about Doctor Ido, who in the scrapyard finds a core that's still alive and gives her a body. Alita wakes up and doesn't remember who she is. She learns the ways of this world in Iron city and about the floating city Zalem, and we meet (I'll be honest here, I liked him but I cannot for the life of me remember his name right now so let's call him whatshisface for now.) whatshisface, he is the love interest and he really wants to go to Zalem. We are also introduced to Vektor a rich guy who runs motorball, a popular sport. He is working with Ido's ex wife and she also has a hard on for going back to Zalem. A bunch of stuff happens, Alita finds out she's a marsian warrior, gets in a fight with a bounty hunter after becoming one herself. Enters the motorball tournament to get money to give to whatshisface so he can go to Zalem, action happens. She finds out no one goes there intact only in the creepiest way possible, talks to the person whose been the puppet master all along. Enters the big tournament to become an ultimate champion to go to Zalem. The end.
Mostly spoilerfree zone now.
So. Normally I do not go into that much detail about a movie's plot, but I wanted to do it here to show just how much this movie is just far too complicated. It suffers, sadly like a lot of action movies these days, from sequel syndrome. In which you can tell they wanted to cram a lot of info into this movie but also have a lot of exposition for the sequel, which ends up needlessly complicating and confusing the plot of the movie that you're already watching ā€“ think Suicide Squad or Justice League. The worst part of this is you're watching a movie hoping for an ending and then you're not getting it. A movie should be a story told from beginning to end, not beginning and then we reveal that there is a final boss and you just killed the small boss.
Besides that, I also wanted to write out the storypoints to show how weird and confusing it gets. I get wanting to build tensions and conflict, but I honestly felt like it tried to do everything, meaning we didnt really have time to get interested in any of the plot points in depth. (oh my god I just remembered whatshisface's name!). And that way it also feels like you're not watching a cohesive plot but like a sequence of events that are sometimes related. That lack of focus even extends to the characters. Alita spends the first half of the movie really wanting to kill this dude, and then just forgets about it until the end of the movie. Like, what?
And that also brings me to another problem with this plot, *sighs* it suffers from Spiderman 3 disorder ā€“ and by that I mean, this movie, has a villain problem. The villains are far too many, and also almost constantly has weird motivations, like there are logical motivations that would make sense for them to become antagonistic, but the movie just opts for the weirdest ones. Like the bounty hunter, wants to kill Hugo (whatshisface), and they spend like 10 minutes on it, and it seems like it is because he wants revenge on Alita from earlier, but then he just does not try to kill her or anything when she shows up! I had to rewatch those scenes, and I still have no god damn clue why he wants to kill Hugo! And that is a problem! AND then, you have Vektor sending all these other bounty hunters to kill, which is, fine. But again, I have no f*cking clue why HE wants to kill her? Why does the evil overlord that controls everyone want to kill her? Like, the fact that there are this many villains is a problem on its own, but then I at least need to know WHY all these villains are there (okay I am gonna do something that is normally illegal on the internet); I mean at least in Spiderman 3 we all knew WHY they wanted to kill Toby Maguire! How, just, how, do you mess up something so fundamental?!
Sadly the next problem is kind of related. Most characters. Look I get that there are some conflicts that are needed. But like, especially Hugo, what?! Like I get his crime thing being wrong and why it would create some conflict, but it seems so forced somehow. And like, when his girlfriend wants to do something really dangerous to make his dream happen, he tells the others he quits. But then why from there not just come clean to Alita, and be like, sorry babe I used to do this because I was in a desperate situation, but now I have learned something. It would have been compelling for his character. Because honestly he has some sweet moments, but otherwise I feel like he is just selfish. And that is fine, but make it compelling selfishness! Also except for the last 10 minutes of the movie, why does the Ido's wife have to be there? It seemed weird. The only antagonist I actually enjoyed was bounty hunter guy because he had just a pinch of a personality sprinkled in there. Alita is fine, maybe a little op, like let her train or something. Ido was good and honestly probably the best character in this movie, but his motivations are so weird sometimes.
So, uhm, what was good? Well, the fight sequences weren't bad, I liked them. The special effects were pretty cool. I loved what they did with those extreme zoom ins on her eyes. The acting was good. Cinematography was pretty good, not noticeable, but also weren't any scenes where I didn't know what was going on. The soundtrack has a very James Cameron vibe to it, which was okay.
Overall, did this movie suck? Yes. For multiple reasons, the story is weirdly paced and put together in a way where it feels like they wanted to cram like three books into one movie (or as I like to call the "opposite Hobbit effect", I'm sorry, I dont know why I have started making weird names for things to amuse myself during this review but here we are I guess.). And a lot of the plot points seemed forced, there are too many villains and all characters need to be tweaked so we actually understand their motivations for things. But visually it was pretty. But I'll be honest, I dont even recommend watching this as a its so bad its good. It is just weird, confusing and bad.
1 out of 10 stars (and that one star is for the actors and the visual teams only.)
So those were my thoughts, tell me what you thought? If you disagree with me and I completely misunderstood your favourite movie! Or if there is any other movie you wanna talk about or want me to watch and review ā€“ send me an ask. :)
- Em
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The Penny thing and who did it really killed my love for the show and Iā€™m.. sad? Like Iā€™ve always watched for both BB and team RWBY but now Iā€™m not sure
honestly i didnt know how to feel about it at first but now iā€™m just like... overall i want to erase the whole damn thing from my mind seriously. like i love the bees a lot so iā€™m not planning on not watching anymore or quitting my FIRST sub (plus i do love watching their livestreams/stream archive and other shows like hardmode), but itā€™s like.... now that iā€™ve had some time with it, and talked with a few friends iā€™m like.... that was Incredibly Stupid of them
first of all, she already died once (TWICE if you count the destruction of her old body) and went through that entire arc in v8 to make her ā€œrealā€, only to have her entire life just... end like that
second of all, she didnā€™t even technically die from wounds that could be prevents. juane was there, juane was READY to get her the help she needed. why did she HAVE to ask him to ā€œmercy killā€ her? (which is a nice way of putting ā€œassisted suicideā€ honestly if youā€™re really going to get down to brass tacks about it)
the story couldā€™ve gone SO many other ways. i dont have the heart to rewatch it again anytime soon (or maybe not ever honestly) but like......... god i dont know. did they prove that scrolls couldnt work in the void? could nora have used her magic boombroomstick and carted her out to safety?
or rewind even further than that, penny only turned back bc she heard blake scream, which i mean, great for the bee angst sure and iā€™m not saying that that moment shouldnt have happened, but penny could have gone through. someone could have urged her through the vacuo portal because she had a job. protector of mantel, right? except now, mantel was a population of refugees that needed even more protecting than ever.
i know itā€™s pointless to complain about ā€œwoulda coulda shouldaā€ but iā€™m honestly still trying to process it all -- why was this chosen as Clearly The Best narrative decision? who decided that rwb/y should ever be this senselessly dark?
because iā€™m not going to lie, thatā€™s how it felt to me. fucking senseless. iā€™m not one of those optimistic ā€œeverything has to go right for our heroes or the story sucksā€ kind of people (if youā€™ve spent even a second looking at my writing youā€™ll find that i love angst in all of its forms) -- but it really felt like it meant absolutely nothing. pyrrhaā€™s death? THAT meant something -- and also it was basically slated from the moment we met her, as her very name alludes to ā€œpyrrhic victoryā€. of course it still stings to remember her loss, but it was a loss that was always foretold
pennyā€™s loss? not even close. sure she had maiden powers painting a target on her back, thatā€™s a flag. but it was always going to be a flag no matter what -- other than that, fucking nothing gave us any indication that she was going to go out. and especially not. like. that.
yeah sure fine, that maiden powers being a flag and drawing cinder -- at least if she died like THAT it wouldā€™ve made more sense. but honestly, her ā€œthereā€™s not enough timeā€ -- time for what? for juane to properly stabilize her? to get her somewhere save so that she could be watched over while her aura did the work?
i dont fucking know. what was the point? to show that she was now human and that ā€œhumanity is fragileā€ ? could they not have shown that at any point in time? except no, because our heroes all constantly have aura (until they dont, until their aura breaks because ā€œwe need to show that shit is getting seriousā€ except that it isnā€™t because even after their aura breaks they keep fighting with no signs of injury?)
why was penny the one who had to show us this lesson? if thatā€™s what they were trying to demonstrate, anyway. humanity is fragile and must be protected right? which is why weiss yelled ā€œpenny no!ā€ when she rushed in to fight cinder, bc if penny takes any sort of damage then sheā€™s fucking dead, apparently -- because sheā€™s HUMAN now and we have to show that now that sheā€™s human, she can die just like any of our other human characters -- except for the fact that, once again, our other human characters have invisible energy shields all around them that allow them to take grievous wounds without pause -- until their aura breaks, in which case it doesnā€™t matter anyway because the only time aura breaking is any sort of a big deal is when theyā€™re LITERALLY basically taking a killing blow.
i dont know. i could be remembering wrong. right now iā€™m just mostly venting whatever comes into my mind right now because of how awful that whole situation was. how they literally couldā€™ve taken pennyā€™s story LITERALLY anywhere else. how they could (and SHOULD) have shown us a damaged girl who was shown to be human (couldā€™ve done that WITHOUT the hacking/staff of creation arc but thatā€™s a different post entirely -- and one that others have tackled better than i could ever), so they showed us this damaged girl who was probably one of the happiest girls, the one who was probably the most full of life and they showed (on more than one occasion) that she was *hurting* inside. they showed us her suicidal tendencies, they showed us that she was self-sacrificial and constantly trying to put herself in harmā€™s way for her friends, to say ā€œtake my life over theirsā€œ .....
and then yknow what they said? they said ā€œgive up.ā€ i guess i could be taking crwbyā€™s narrative all wrong. and i would love to see it some other way, i really really would. but when i saw that final scene, and penny asked once again ā€œkill me.ā€ and the show, the characters, the writers ... they all said ā€œthis is the path forward.ā€
we take a suicidal girl and say ā€œyour friends want to fight for you, but right now, in this moment, youā€™re not worth it.ā€
how utterly disheartening. there was hope, there was an escape. there was so many other things that crwby could have shown us in that moment -- how much more joyful and wonderful it wouldā€™ve felt to see this entire cast of characters FIGHT for penny. to say ā€œno you havenā€™t lived yet and youā€™re not giving up. weā€™re not going to let you. youā€™re staying with us, because we love you, we care about you -- and weā€™re going to fight for you until the very end.ā€
why did we not see that? why did the narrative let her go? what was the POINT of her v8 arc at all? if someone has some sort of sensible explanation, i would love to fucking hear it. because all i got out of pennyā€™s death? was that people shouldnā€™t try to keep fighting for their loved ones if everything seems lost. if there seems to be no feasible options? give up. stop trying. thereā€™s no point.
i *really* dont think crwby meant for such a desolate fucking interpretation. and *maybe* v9 will unpack sine of this better (v8/v9 were supposed to be viewed in a way that joins them together more than any other volume apparently), but right now, all that some of us are left with right now is some very VERY shitty feelings.
anon i HIGHLY doubt that this is what you were looking for when you asked this but, apparently it was time for all my processing over the weekend to come to a head and to get spilled out and over. iā€™m not sorry, cause i feel like i really needed this, but anyway, i hope you donā€™t mind reading through all this rambling XP
and anyone else who happens to come across this, i really just feel like i really need to say... you are never EVER alone. you are not ever too hopeless to find light and life and love and joy and peace. you are not ever EVER on your own, even if it feels like no one is around you to help. reach out. message me, iā€™ll do my best to respond. message anyone in the fandom youā€™ve seen speaking on this whole thing and expressing their feelings. reach out. find someone. weā€™re a community even still, even if you feel like you need to drop rwby for this. there are so many people who care. there are so many people who love. there are so many people who want to show you that they care for you and that they love you and that they want to support you.
please take care of each other, everyone. weā€™re going to pull through this together, i promise <3
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yesss the letter format šŸ’šŸ’“šŸ’˜šŸ’–šŸ’žšŸ’•šŸ’–šŸ’žšŸ’“ (lovely anon)
my dearest aria (a hamilton reference lmao),
iā€™m home alone (bc i wanted the house alone to get my head together after my brothers were mean to me šŸ™ƒ) and iā€™m so hype LMAO but iā€™m watching chloe x halleā€™s tiny desk concert and honestly just vibing. (this is so random) besides zendaya like they are my badass black women role models. my one accomplishment would be to learn to body roll like them LMAO
oh nevermind i canā€™t have anything nice, my dad just came home šŸ™ƒ WHAT A WAY TO START OFF THIS ASK WTFFF
iā€™m liking tfatws, the second episode was veryyy intense imo but WANDAVISION IS SO GOODšŸ˜­ i knew it was going to be my favorite from the really old trailer but itā€™s really good and i promise itā€™s not just sitcoms, girl especially cuz youā€™ll have all the episodes already out- we were having to wait every weekšŸ˜­ BUT ITS SO GOOD I PROMISE HDJSHDJSH lmao reading this i was like ā€œi- the episodes arenā€™t an hour longā€ but i feel that, itā€™s hard for me to watch tfatws bc they are an hour long and iā€™m like šŸ˜ but wandavision episodes are less than 30mins bc I KID YOU NOT they have the damn 10 MINUTE CREDITS DHDJSJ no i donā€™t think weā€™ve talked about this b4 lol but it all depends on the series for me. i binged love island uk in less than a week bc i was so invested and LITERALLY LOVE IT but uh those episodes are like an hour and a half, but say i was binging tfatws (itā€™s so hard to type that ohmigosh) i honestly would not be able to do it bc of the intensity (you may be like what intensity but if youā€™ve seen episode 2 by the time youā€™re reading this.......... isaiah and the scene afterwards is all i have to say, esp me being black it was so tough :/)
girl youā€™re fine, as long as youā€™ve experienced it once hahaha i think the reason why itā€™s so important to my family (this letter feels so personal and extreme HSJSJA IM SORRY) is bc my grandmother loved it and in my family i guess itā€™s just important to us lol like my mom and dad love it too and we have the literal VHS tapes LMAO, but it only came up recently cuz my youngest brother was watching lion guard HAHA and he wanted to see the originals :) and fun fact (unless you already know) but thereā€™s a lion king part 2 and 1 1/2 and i have all three ON VHS HAHAHA but i love lion king 1 duh (the og) but part twoā€™s music and love story..... is so good. anyway. šŸ¦
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING DURING THE WHOLE MOVIE THEATER ENCOUNTER THING HAHAHA AND WHEN SHE WAS SAYING AWKWARD I WAS LIKE WTF THE NOISE LMAOOOO i donā€™t think thereā€™s a better way to describe that whole situation than ZKDHDJSHAJAJSHDJSNAHA. yeah. yeaaaa at the cinemas (i like the word cinema more than movies šŸ„°) here they have chips (fries), some have ice cream, nachos, drinks, hot dogs, the cinema we were at had pretzels and like BURGERS I WAS LIKE HUH OKAY and ya know obviously popcorn but i donā€™t know why the theaters (or cinemas) here do that, it started a long time ago though like yearsssss
PLEASE i have the longest movie watchlist and uhh havenā€™t seen any of them JDJSKA (istg i use HSJSSKSH as a period - like . ) iā€™m still hype for cherry but very hesitant (idk if i can handle it) but iā€™m thinking about watching it in the next couple of weeks? i know itā€™ll take me forever bc iā€™m gonna have to keep pausing and shit but idk. iā€™ve asked around for very specific trigger warnings and time stamps so i REALLY know whatā€™s coming (even if it spoiled the film a bit for me) but i do really wanna see it (i think? writing this now iā€™m not so sure lol) so whooooooo really knows lol, but chaos walking YES i was really excited about it :))) and about my friend uhh dude you donā€™t sound mean at all i was literally thinking the same thing but worse HAAKL idk what she was there for???? she bought my ticket tho so šŸ’šŸ¾ā€ā™€ļø whatever
ā€œSIMS ahh, BUNK BEDS ahhā€ had me cracking up lmao and you know my sims status JAJAHHAJ but iā€™m gonna become like you, saving every 5 minutes šŸ˜­ but thatā€™s exactly what happened to me, i really didnā€™t know whether to shut it off or not but after 2 hours i was heartbroken lol iā€™m literally making a list of things i need to redo that wasnā€™t saved lmao
CAN I JUST SAY UR A MASTERMIND THOUGH??? UR SIMS GAME SOUNDS SO *chefs kiss* IM CRINE university is PAINFULLY long and LITERALLY I FEEEL THAT like you canā€™t do anything else without failing, i had my sim go to a party once for like a few hours and i felt so dumb afterwards like urgh he shouldā€™ve been studying LMAOO just cracking down on work honestly. UR NEIGHBOR!AU IN THE SIMS PLEASEEE i am very much in love with it, yes. (pouring rain has just suddenly begun where i am rn wow ok) i love that you put them on the same lot, that was really really smart and i love that ur living out your sexuality in the simsšŸ˜­ i was abt to say ā€œnow you can say youā€™ve got experience bc of the simsā€ but ANYWAY IGNORE ME fhdhs THE ALIEN BABY DHSJSK i hope itā€™s not a dealbreaker for enisa. thatā€™d be tragic. IM BACK IN UPPERCASE THO BC YES MAKING OUT IN THE SIMS IS SO HOT TO ME??? I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE STFU OH MY GOSH- all the stuff, whispering sweet nothings, and the making out, and JUST ALL OF IT!!! AM I TOUCH STARVED????? there was this time i made my sim just continue to woohoo bc it was turning me on big time. ANYWAY
half way through that i had to go to my grandmothers house (not the one that likes lion king, but uh hmm idk if you remember but i was talking abt my shit family so yeah that grandmother lol) so now iā€™m finishing this šŸ„“ and instead of chloe x halle iā€™m watching a tom interview lmao & if this takes me longer than 30 minutes.... imma cry
I REALLY WANNA ASK- IS IT BC UR GERMAN LIKE YOU CAN JUST WRITE OUT THAT LONG ASS WORD???? i mean i canā€™t write out supercalafrag- anyway, but that word is a bit nonsense, UR WORD IS A REAL WORD DUDE HDJSHS i love how ur like ā€œmaybe i mixed up these wordsā€ YEA OK.
lol i had to google what are waveformers lol (lol makes a comeback) and they look like curlers that you would sleep in (here we would call them curlers or uhm i forgot uhhhhhhh rollers i think) but ur fine when am i ever making sense?? i think the best part about these is the chaos yet we understand what the other means šŸ˜Œ
H20 H20 H20 OH MY GOODNESS SHE BROUGHT UP H20 OK MY LIFE WAS H20šŸ„² I HAVE THEIR LOCKET NECKLACE AND (short storytime) when i was younger i thought they were american despite their accents (idk i was dumb) but then i figured they werenā€™t when lewis went to go study in america HAHAH ALSO FAVORITE COUPLE CLEO AND LEWIS UGH WATCH ME REWATCH THE SHOW NOW THANKS (also i hated elizabeth so much) but anyway back on topic, when lewis went to go study in the US i looked up where the show took place and all that good stuff and i found out they were australian HAHAH and that started my obsession with accents LMAO the uk :ā€™)) (iā€™m proofreading AND AUSTRALIA IS NOT A PART OF THE UK LMAOO IM SOO DHSJSSHS) also it is now one of my many goals (besides the body roll HAHAH) to go to mako island (thatā€™s what itā€™s called right??)
about music, i googled stormzy and i might listen to a song of his.. LOL I WANNA GIVE IT A TRY IMMA DO IT FOR YOU NFDVSFSG lmaoo the german rapper had me cackling (autocorrect once again being helpful and said raper and iā€™m like nOO) i mean we all have that one person. canā€™t lie, wonā€™t lie. my one (IM SORRY BUT AUTOCORRECT HAD ā€œMY ONE TRUE ACCOMPLISHMENTā€ SITTING AND READY HDJSJA I DONT EVEN TYPE THAT wHAT) person out of my white soft boy with brown hair and brown eyes type would beeeee pete davidson. love me some petey. i was gonna say rex orange county as well lmao but i donā€™t really loveeee him iā€™m just in love with his music... and wanna be friends with him..... so šŸ‘‰šŸ¾šŸ‘ˆšŸ¾ (i never do that fdshsh)
oh my goodness, i love tattoos too- GASP what are you thinking of getting šŸ„ŗ i want tattoos too but iā€™m too indecisive to figure out what to have & where. especially in my family... idk they arenā€™t frowned upon but my momā€™s not applauding the thought lol, if i got one it would have to be meaningful but i am absolutely in love with (for example) ariana grandeā€™s finger tattoos !! theyā€™re so cute and simple :ā€™) i donā€™t even know if i can get tattoos? my skin is... interesting. not in a bad way!! just like.... idk how to explain it??? keyloids run in the family & i got a piercing once and it got infected soo :/ the doctor also confirmed that if i wanted tattoos they couldnā€™t be in color so LMAO
ONCE AGAIN THIS WHOLE THING FEELS SO TMI DHSHSSJ IM LIKE OHMIGOSH SHUT UP SHE DOESNT CARE JESJSKS
in regards to you not sleeping, i wanted to mention that dumb bird, what was the reason it was up so early aT 4AM???? SIR WHO YOU CALLING TO??? also itā€™s 11:30pm and idk why iā€™m tired???
yeah i was never SUPER into justin so i donā€™t know exactly what albums youā€™re talking about lol, i do know yummy though.. but everyone did hahaha also i listen to so much pop šŸ™ˆ i mean maybe... idk what would count as pop and what wouldnā€™t. that new person feeling though.. i get that. itā€™s like who is this new person..? i kinda feel like that with taylor swift (i was never THAT into her either though so itā€™s like oh wait i didnā€™t know you from the beginning instead of hello old friend but youā€™re different lol)
about the concerts, thanks šŸ„°šŸ„° thatā€™s so sweet what you did for your mom too, itā€™s nice seeing them so happy like šŸ„² awh AND GLEE IS AND WAS MY LIFE FOR A V V LONG TIME, iā€™ve been meaning to rewatch it for the longest time lmaooo but iā€™m just so lazy and itā€™s such a commitment... iā€™ll have to get emotionally involved again and idk if i want that rn. but i have a friend on instagram and she runs a glee fan account and itā€™s such a big part of her life i really donā€™t think i could ever be THAT obsessed with something. like another one of my friends loves tom holland so much that she changed her momā€™s name in her phone to what tomā€™s momā€™s name is in his phone (that was confusing lol) and obviously iā€™m not judging them AT ALL, it just couldnā€™t be me lol
CONCERTS LOOK LIKE SO MUCH FUN šŸ˜©šŸ˜© LIKE THE EXPERIENCE AND THE FEELINGGG URGHSJS i wanna see a few people live like ari and chloe x halle and- hmm.... idk who else FJDSJ rex orange county i guess huh anyway, the experience just sounds so amazing and the atmosphere is just āœØāœØāœØ yeah
aria do it do it do it do it do it- watch hamilton!! but with subtitles bc you wonā€™t catch half of the things theyā€™re saying without them LMAO (me and my family watched it and they all didnā€™t like it bc they didnā€™t know what was happening lol) BUT DONT WATCH IT AT 4AM LMAO ITS LITERALLY 3 HOURS LONG
yes!! superior peter fics šŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗ and it just shows how much of an incredible writer AND PERSON you are through your fics that you can turn a blurb into 2k....... like what.
LMAO the annoying thing, sometimes i feel like iā€™m bothering people (like right now HAHAH) but i think itā€™s my antisocial side being like yeaa no one wants to talk to you like you wanna talk to them :ā€™) idk itā€™s strange!! sometimes i get really āœØinsecureāœØ and overthink everything LOL like is this too long, im talking too much, iā€™m swearing too much, oh lord iā€™m a pain, all that good shit lmao so thatā€™s fun:))
ALSO YOUR BLOG IS SO FUN TO ME HAHAK LIKE ITS JUST YOUR OWN AND I LOVE THAT!!! like you talk about everything and anything on here lol,, and i say that bc what you said lmao how if i was someone else i would want to fuck me so badšŸ˜­ i honestly donā€™t understand how i donā€™t have people lining up though..... but if no oneā€™s gonna tell you... then you tell yourself, period (and sometimes telling yourself is fucking yourself HSHAJKS OK NEXT)
ohmigosh the realization you had that you graduated last year and are going to uni this yearšŸ¤§ but the fact that you had a teacher who LEFT THE GROUP CHAT bc she was mad at yā€™all i- šŸ˜­ but yeah about your maths (i always wondered why you guys call it maths and the US calls it math. like i know so many people out of the states, not just in the uk that say maths) teacher- i saw this post that said online school is looking a lot like dora the exploreršŸ˜­šŸ˜­ ā€œyou have any questions?ā€ šŸ¦— ā€œokay bye thenā€ lmao and please i love when tests have nothing to do with what you studied like ??? thanks? sometimes i get scared that my teacher will somehow find out that i googled everything? or like my answer is too close to the answer sheet or something. i get sooo nervous lol but iā€™m already past that point of not being able to do anything myself DHJS i mean iā€™m still learning like i said!! read the question, read the answer. boom. now i know the answer to the question and i learned!
THANKS šŸ™ˆšŸ„°šŸ¤§ idk how else to explain my feelings LMAO i feel itā€™s cool that you find my dance lessons and voice lessons cool so thanks :ā€™)
oh god not headache season šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ allergies are the worst like itā€™s not even funny. is headache season just when the seasons are changing or is it like... all throughout the summer? cuz i love the summer lmaoo i love the winter too but i just love wearing as little clothes as possible LMAO
GIRL IF THAT BIRD DONT STOP CHIRPING- i am 100% convinced that it is the same bird trying to give you headaches and no sleep and it needs to stfu šŸ˜¤ and pLEASE ur theme is adorable and pretty and cute but also it just feels like you? idk if iā€™m explaining this right or if itā€™s bc iā€™ve been talking to you for a bit but itā€™s cute but not innocent in a way that iā€™m surprised that you write smut and- yeah, that didnā€™t make sense!! but ur new theme is gonna look pretty too and as long as you like it, itā€™ll be amazingšŸ„°
yessssss the fact that megan is gonna be ur pfp YES JUST YES
edit: ok i just need to šŸ„ŗšŸ˜­ sometimes u make me wanna cry cuz i feel like youā€™re just a kind person. i truly mean this, the fact that you celebrate yours & others stretch marks makes me so šŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗ i honestly donā€™t know anyone who has said they want need more stretch marks and itā€™s just all very lovely to me :ā€™)) OKAY IMMA STOP BEING SAPPY
#yes my fake tags are back #by popular demand #aka me #and look i have actual tags this time! #iā€™m seriously craving water ice rn....... huh #but itā€™s past midnight and i fr fr want a snack #aw man #i wrote that last paragraph while doing my tags yes #and i hope you become responsible for that anonā€™s orgasm #assuming they had one #and i saw your response to the tom thing and yeaa when they only look like that for something and itā€™s like aw bae be yourself #iā€™m gonna shut up now and find a snack but goodnight!! morning?? IDK #IF THESE TAGS END UP AS ACTUAL TAGS I AM SO SORRY HAHAHA #alright proofreading done and iā€™m gonna go eat cereal
okay iā€˜m on my way to a driving lesson rn and afterwards i have a zoom uni thing, and then another uni thing lmao. but hopefully i can reply to this in between because iā€˜ve been dying to talk to you since i got this ask dldjdsšŸ’˜šŸ’˜šŸ’˜ (i really like this heart. i had a šŸ’– phase for a while and now itā€˜s šŸ’˜ (seems like a very romantic heart but.... it is what it is idk dkddj)
^okay that was literally all i wrote before my lesson lmfao. just had the worst driving lesson ever dbdvsnylkxsksj i think iā€˜ve gotten too used to being good at driving and now iā€˜ve gotten too cocky with it šŸ„“ anyway iā€˜ve had such a stressful day and overall week but tbh iā€˜m already feeling better bc i can (indirectly) talk to you <333
omg i went to chloe or halle (i donā€˜t remember who out of the two)ā€˜s instagram the other day and found out that they are not twins alejeleksjsksj but yes oh my god their voices are literally angelic and i canā€˜t wait to see Halle as Ariel (Arielle??)šŸ„° and omg itā€˜s literally 2021 and weā€˜ve only had......... one(?) black Disney Princess like itā€˜s about fucking time (I might be forgetting someone, Iā€˜m not too familiar with the new Disney films, but as far as I remember thereā€˜s only Tiana right? (who is literally a frog for 3/4 of the film šŸ˜­šŸ˜­) so yes iā€˜m here for it toošŸ˜ŒšŸ˜ŒšŸ˜Œ (obviously sheā€˜s not a cartoon like tiana ekdlek but sheā€˜s a disney princess you know what i mean ddkjdh)
pfkejdj iā€˜m already overwhelmed with my parents i canā€˜t imagine having siblings too šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ (sometimes i wish i had siblings but then other times (like after reading what you wrote dksjj) iā€˜m glad that iā€˜m an only child lmao like your brothers being mean to you and i remember when you cried and he was just like šŸ‘šŸ‘„šŸ‘ ok. like iā€™m totally okay being an only child sksjsjā€”ā€”ā€”and he doesnā€˜t listen to music šŸ¤§šŸ¤§šŸ¤§ (although i guess thatā€˜s good for you because at least he canā€˜t annoy you by listening to loud music that you hate dmdn)
okay okay i might watch wandavision then??? Iā€˜ll definitely let you know!!! and yes omg iā€˜m loving tfatws (that really is so fucking hard to type omg) but same i totally get what you mean, iā€˜m not used to watching action series at all and every episode so far has been like a little movie so iā€˜m glad that i didnā€˜t wait until it was all out cause thereā€™s no way i could binge watch that lol) and yes last episode was really intense. iā€˜m glad that marvel are talking about racism because (from what iā€˜ve seen) they havenā€˜t been the best in that department, and iā€˜m really curious to see what theyā€˜ll do in the next episodes (curious isnā€˜t the right word but excited isnā€˜t the right wort either, like iā€˜m excited but in a neutral way ? iā€˜ll shut up dslsksj i hate that german has so many words that you cant translate because theres a really good german word that describes how iā€™m feeling but i cant think of a good translation ugh)
okay i absolutely need to watch lion king (and part 2 and 1/ 1/2 dksksj) AND hamilton, i might even do it soon šŸ‘€
BURGERS AT THE CINEMA? EBEEISNDBEKSK iā€˜ll come to the US just to go and watch a movie lmaooo, i think all the popcorn sizes and drinks are bigger as well, iā€˜ll come and watch chaos walking with you šŸ˜ŒšŸ˜Œ does next week work?
and yeah iā€˜ve seen posts with specific time stamps and trigger warning for cherry too so if you havenā€™t looked on tumblr yet iā€™ve def seen some! (but ive also seen some on twitter and yeah- i mean idk youve probably looked on tumblr but yeah- then thereā€™s also imdb which doesnā€™t have time stamps i believe but quite specific warnings, mostly without spoilers!)
Tbh i donā€˜t think i would have even considered watching cherry if tom wasnā€˜t in it... (iā€™m personally fine with most of the triggering topics/things like for some reason iā€™m just stoic when iā€™m watching the most tragic films ever dldldldlbut the plot just... idk if itā€˜s for me you know? just entertainment wise?).... and even with tom in it iā€˜m unsure skeldls, iā€˜d totally get if you decide not to watch it but let me know if you do iā€˜d want to hear your thoughts! <3
SKSLSJJ my sims both finally graduated!! i think i played sometime last week, and i literally got the achievement/notification that iā€˜d been playing with this household for 24hours.... and that was BEFORE they graduated dldjdldkdksjjs
oh no my tumblr broke and three paragraphs of me talking about sims were deleted šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
WAIT NO I TOOK SCREENSHOTSSKSK because i couldnā€™t press save so i knew they might be gone okay okay okay iā€˜m a genius
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oh no idk if the quality is too bad to read... idk how good your eyes are dkdkdjjd (also sometimes it will be really bad quality for some but not for others so i hope that the you can see the pics in a normal/good quality)
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OMG THE ROMANTIC AND SEXUAL STUFF IS THE BEST PART ABOUT THE SIMS DIDLDKJIkdkj i kind of miss how in the sims 3 they would be making out basically lying on top of each other if they were on a bedā€” but in sims 4 when theyā€˜re sitting next to each other and everything thatā€˜s definitely hot too šŸ˜ŒšŸ˜­ or with hot tubs dkdkdk how one sim climbs on the other simā€˜s lap before they woohoo (i used to make them skinny dip in the hot tub and then make out and woohoo so theyā€™re like naked on top of each other even if you canā€˜t see anything- en e waysss)
Dkdkdkdj so @ Rindfleischet.. blah bla. so itā€˜s basically just loads of individual words put together/connected and thatā€˜s a really big part of german. so yesterday i had an online EinfĆ¼hrungsveranstaltung for uni (like it was a zoom meeting where they just talked about general stuff about the uni and i was really anxious before, idk why, but it turned out absolutely fine so) and that words consists of the two words EinfĆ¼hrung (introduction) and Veranstaltung (event) which are also two individual words but you can make a new word (EinfĆ¼hrungsveranstaltung, so in english thatā€˜s basically ā€œintroduction eventā€œ lmao) by combining those two words. there are obviously some rules like you canā€˜t just combine random words in a random order but you can basically make infinite words (technically). for example (i feel like iā€˜m teaching a class just skip this if you donā€™t care šŸ™ƒšŸ™ƒšŸ™ƒdjdjdkdlns)
for example i could say EinfĆ¼hrungsveranstaltungsteilnehmer (which is not underlined with red by tumblr because it is a grammatically correct compound word (i think thatā€˜s what theyā€˜re called?)) which is the words introduction + event + participant, so that word just means ā€œparticipant of an introductory eventā€œ but instead itā€˜s one word? i hope that makes sense? dkdkkdksks i mean it makes sense in german but idk if it makes sense to you cause idk if iā€˜m explaining it very well lmao,
(I just deleted a really really long paragraph that i wrote about gender in the german language and grammar, youā€˜re welcome slsksksj)
my capacity to think has now been used up for the week šŸ„“šŸ„“šŸ„“ i absolutely do not blame you if you just skipped over that part or canā€˜t be bothered to (re)read my awful explanation edkflsksjdjdj (again, i had double the amount of words but i just deleted it dkdkdlslsl but whatā€˜s left lf my german lesson is probably confusing enough alreadyšŸ˜­iā€˜m sorryšŸ„“)
so to answer your question LEJDKSKJ: itā€˜s really common to have long words in german, words that are just word+ word+ word + word made into one long word. obv rindfleischetikettierung..... is a very extreme example and itā€˜s normally just 2-4 words made into one! So yup i think that comes mostly from german and talking german and growing up here and going to school here and everything dmdfnsksx
i think the best part about these is the chaos yet we understand what the other means šŸ˜Œā€” YES. YES. Yes. I love that about us šŸ˜ŒšŸ˜ŒšŸ„°šŸ„°/ I love us. Yes.
okay but your friend changing her momā€˜s name into tomā€˜s mumā€˜s name (was that right? Dkdkdjh)ā€”ā€” so Justin Bieber once posted something where you could see that his Dadā€˜s number was saved as ā€žDaddy Cakesā€œ (which, thinking back, sounds very weird ekejjej) and till this day I have my Dadā€™s contact name as Tata (which is serbian for Dad lmao), ā€œTatašŸ°ļæ½ļæ½ in my phone because of it šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ™ƒšŸ™ƒšŸ™ƒ itā€˜s not because of justin anymore like iā€˜ve just gotten used to it by now but at first i did it because of justin lol........ but nowadays i donā€˜t think iā€˜m THAT type of fan of anyone- like you know how people have fandom names (Justinā€˜s fans are the Beliebers, One Direction fans are Directioners (writing that hurt my soulšŸ’”šŸ’”šŸ’”)) and I wouldnā€˜t consider myself a fan of anyone like that. like even with tom i wouldnā€˜t call myself........ does tom even have a name for his fans??? Well if he does, I wouldnā€˜t call myself that. Like i used to be such a hardcore stan for any celebrity that i liked and now itā€˜s just... okay, i like em. (She says on her blog where she writes fan fiction about Tom Holland ā€” WJDJEJDKELSKSKKSNSNDXBšŸ™ƒšŸ™ƒšŸ™ƒšŸ™ƒšŸ™ƒšŸ™ƒšŸ™ƒšŸ™ƒšŸ™ƒšŸ™ƒšŸ™ƒšŸ™ƒ)
Omg rex orange county!!!!!! I donā€˜t know that many songs like Iā€˜ve only listened to the album pony, but i love it šŸ’˜šŸ’˜šŸ’˜šŸ’˜šŸ’˜šŸ’˜šŸ’˜šŸ’˜
thanks again for what you said about my fics/writing Iā€˜mšŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗ
Pete Davidson Pete Davidson Pete Davidson Iā€˜m-šŸ„°šŸ„°šŸ„°šŸ„° and I canā€˜t explain why. But as blissfulparker said the other day (i donā€˜t want to tag her and make her read through all of this lolll) ā€œI like my men when they look like they are on the brink of death šŸ˜ā€œ (or something along the lines of that) eskkejs okay pete isnā€˜t that bad, he looks quite good on some days but other days youā€˜re like... is this man alive? Like i donā€˜t want to be mean I love Pete so much The King of Staten Island is literally my favourite film ever (although itā€˜s not my #1 because of how he looks, but i mean he does look good) VUT ALSO
(Okay i was gonna look for a terrible picture of him but he really doesnā€˜t look as bad as people say??? like. i think heā€˜s hot. canā€˜t necessarily explain why. so thatā€˜s that on that.)
iā€˜m not going chronologically right now (i just keep scrolling up to your ask and replying to whatever i see first sksksksh) so i might miss a thing or two that you said
Okay Stormzy, you really really donā€˜t have to dkdkdjd like i think you said you donā€˜t really listen to rap, and uk rap is a whole nother thing from us rap because of the accent i feel like??? (That sentence did not make sense) BUT if youā€˜re looking for a few songs that arenā€˜t like RAP rap, then Iā€˜d recommend One Second (feat HER), Superheroes, Own it (which you might know?), ummm maybe the song Lessons?, he has a ton of Lion King references by the way dkdjdj for example in Rachaelā€˜s Little Brother but thatā€˜s like more RAP again if you know what I mean?šŸ˜­ and itā€˜s also like 5 Minutes long and tbh i only started liking that song a year after that album came out lmao but Rachaelā€˜s Little Brother is possibly my fav Stormzy song, then there is Shut Up which you absolutely need to listen to just for fun dldjdjd like itā€˜s just pure fun and also a little funny lmao, especially if youā€˜re not British (i imagine so at least) cause heā€˜s like shuTTTT up idk dldkdjdldkjdhdhfjfbfldlsksksks
Vossi Bop is one of his classics, and then maybeee - ok so thereā€˜s Blinded By Your Grace Pt. 2 lmaoobdjsj itā€˜s very (Christian/) religious but i like it a lot even though iā€˜m not really Christian (at least not practicing or anything) so idk about your views on religion but i do like the song a lot just by like the sound lmao
Okay so again you absolutely DO NOT have to listen to any, especially not for me dlskdj but I really do recommend the songs Superheroes, One Second and Rachaelā€˜s Little Brother (and all the other ones i mentioned but if you donā€˜t listen to a lot of his songs you should at least give these three a try <3333) also let me know some of your songs? šŸ„ŗ like i dont care who theyā€˜re by but iā€˜d love to listen to some that you like and Recommend šŸ„°šŸ„°šŸ„°
Okay so skdjdjdjddhhddhdhjsk... I used to watch all of my series in German (like H2O) bc obviously they were on german tv so they were german- and i knew that most of these actors i saw on tv were american and i was always SO fascinated that they all learned german for this show??? Like I actually thought they were the peopleā€˜s real voices and that these English and American actors were learning german so they could re-record the whole ass show and do everything in german dkdkdldjdjjd... i swear I thought that until I was like 14 omg. And then the first time that I watched H2O in the original version i was sooo confused about their accents because to me all actors who spoke english were American?? I mean MOST of those shows are American so I wasnā€˜t completely off but yeah i was definitely caught off guard when I heard all of their Australian accents for the first time šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
@ math vs maths, math actually makes more sense in my opinion. like you have the word mathematics, then the abbreviation would obviously be math... why would English people randomly add the s from the end??? Or maybe it makes more sense after all because itā€˜s like plural??? Now Iā€˜m unsure dkdkdkdj but i do say maths because thatā€˜s how i was taught to say it and i hear the word maths more than math but yeah dldkdjs i think math might even make more sense (okay i just tried saying math and maths is easier to pronounce but again tjat might just be me, oh god iā€˜ll stop talking about that disgusting thing (mathematics).)
not the crickets and dora LMAOOOSNSNSMDNBS yeah that teacher was... a lot. a lot a lot a lot didjjd but she kinda liked me so she always gave me good grades/marks but the people she didnā€˜t like..... ooft. OOF.
Fksksjsj idek about headache season like i just know that i get headaches from the sun and iā€˜m allergic to only one.. type of...pollen??? (I donā€™t understand the science of that whole pollen thing and idek if itā€™s called pollen in english i just know sex pollen from fan ficsšŸ˜”)and yeah we have this weird wind that makes a lot of people get headaches yeahd dkdkdj. i loved the i just love wearing as little clothes as possible LMAO lllioool i love that i really do. i always struggle so much in the summer cause i never have anything to wear. i feel like i buy so many new summer clothes every year but when i end up looking for an outfit i donā€˜t ever find anything šŸ˜­ (so i just go nakedā€” lmao jk jk) but iā€˜m generally not the biggest fan of summer so-
OMG THIS FUCKING BIRD ISTG, okay the first time i heard it i went to sleep at like 5 am, so the next day i was like let me go to bed earlier so the bird doesnā€˜t keep me up, so i went to bed at 4 am (šŸ„²) and THE BIRD JUST STARTED FUCKING CHIRPING SO LOUDLY, so the next day i went to bed at 3 am AND IT FUCKING STARTED AT 3 AM and itā€˜s still there šŸ˜ every. night.
and since you said youā€˜ve gotten used to my theme and everything (idk where this transition came fromšŸ˜­) so tomorrow (2nd april) we have our... wait whatā€˜s an anniversary but for a month.? I think month is like mensus in latin OK NO THATS DEF WRONG DKDKDJ wait
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So Tomorrow is our... mensiversaryšŸ’˜šŸ’˜šŸ’˜šŸ’˜šŸ’˜šŸ’˜ or at least from the first time you sent an ask. i couldnā€˜t find it on my tumblr anymore because tumblr is a bit of a bitch but i remember the first thing you ever sent (in an ask) was something lovely about my writing and i always take screenshots of stuff like that, and i found it in my gallery. and i took that screenshot of your ask on the 2nd of march so iā€˜m assuming thatā€˜s when you sent it šŸ„°šŸ„° i feel like iā€˜ve known you for a week not a month like how is it a month already????? (i mean this in a good way lmao but i really canā€™t believe that its been a month wtf)
omg no you make me want to cry because i just love you so much šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ„ŗ but about the stretch mark thing itā€˜s just.. itā€˜s not even me trying to empower other women (or anyone else who has stretch marks) to shake off these dumb insecurities that the patriarchy and capitalism have instilled in usā€” ok no itā€˜s definitely that too lmao. But i mean Iā€˜ve always loved stretch marks, iā€˜ve just always loved loved loved them so much so it makes me genuinely sad that people donā€˜t like them. so yeah. i dont really know how to explain it lol, like iā€˜m not (only) hoping that people realise that hating your stretch marks is giving the men and the patriarchy what they want per se- (that made no sense) itā€˜s just because i love stretch marks and think theyā€˜re beautiful and also sexy. idk dldkdjls and omg the fact that you called me kind šŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗ like i donā€˜t really have a goal in life or anything, but if i had to choose a ā€˜goalā€˜ in life it would just be to be kind. (iā€˜ll end this here otherwise iā€˜m gonna talk about being kind for 30 more linesā€”)
And please. Do not ever feel like youā€˜re annoying me or sending too much. never ever ever. I get so happy when i see that youā€˜ve sent me an ask. No matter if itā€˜s a long one like this or just a short one where youā€˜re saying something about a post that i reblogged or something. I love hearing from/about you and talking to you šŸ’˜šŸ’˜šŸ’˜šŸ’˜šŸ’˜šŸ’˜šŸ’˜šŸ’˜
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P.S: iā€˜m so sorry for the tags youā€˜re about to read they make even less sense than this post, also i reached the tag limit dkdkdj but i said some butterfly tattoos look tacky... and the next thing i said was since weā€˜re already speaking about Ariana- I DID NOT MEAN THAT SHE WAS TACKY dldkdjsj, i meant since you already mentioned some of her tattoos lmao
#lovely anon#<3#ALSO I LOVE YOUR TAGS SM DKDJDKDL#i definitely (accidentally) didnā€˜t say something about every single thing you said#but this is so long already and i donā€˜t want to force you to read even more of my shite dldkdjsj#(i dont day shite i say shit but sometimes shite sound funnier)#*say#omg its too mate to speak english what i meant was iā€˜m sire i forgot to adress some of the things you said but i tried my best iwjwskb#omg adress (address? lmao) sounds so negative i mean iā€˜m sure i forgot to reply to some things- also *late not mate loool#omg ignore my whole german lesson i cant believe i actually wrote all of that wtf#but it took me like 20 minutes so i donā€˜t want to delete it šŸ˜­#and omg i hope you got to re do everything that your sims game didnt save and that it all worked out the same#šŸ˜­#I NEARLY DELETED THIS ASK WITJ MY ANSWER OH MYFUCKING GOD MY FUCKING HEART#also i realised i didnt say anything at all about uni but i dont have any news like that EinfĆ¼hrungsveranstaltung (šŸ˜­) I went to was literall#just about schedules and credits and boring stuff mostly lmao#oh and tattoos!!!! it sucks that you might not be able to get the ones that you want/get any :((((( but hopefully you can at least get some#that arent in colour? šŸ¤žšŸ¼šŸ¤žšŸ¼šŸ¤žšŸ¼#so my parents arenā€˜t that supportive either like they most definitely wouldnt pay for it (even though they pay for a lot of my stuff lmao)#but i think in the end they know that iā€˜m old enough and they canā€˜t stop me and theyā€˜d accept it one day so theyā€˜re definitely not THAT bad#maybe your parents will change their mind over time? :(#or maybe youll just get one one day and ig theyll have to get used to it lol#so i want a butterfly (thats the only thing that iā€˜m sure about) and there are a lot of butterfly tattoos that look really tacky#but speaking of her i actually really like arianaā€˜s butterfly! but idk if i want that much shading- i have a whole album with like 35 photos#of just butterfly tattoos lol- iā€˜ll stop here tho. ldkdkd#omg im rereading this all and itā€˜s so messy good luck dkdkkddl#my tags got messed up and idk how to fix it#wait did i reach the tag limit and you cant even see half of these? šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­#iā€˜m so confused about these tags why are they not in the correct order? šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ ily snd iā€˜m so sorry for dropping this post on you none of it#none of it makes sense.
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adozentothedawn Ā· 4 years ago
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Winx Club Rewatch Log Part 1 (eps. 1-5)
In honour of the shitshow now on Netflix, I decided to rewatch Winx Club. At least for a little bit. Because my brain burned through again and I needed some mindless entertainment. Anyway, I now watched the first DVD of the first season: here's my thoughts, put into a nice numbered list of my thoughts, just like Jenny taught me.
Oh no the animation. Yeah, my favour for it most definitely comes from nostalgia. After watching for a bit I got used to it again, but itā€™s really jarring sometimes. My favourite is the way Mitzi (or whatever her english name is) throws her hands up when telling Bloom about her new bike. I dont know what that was about, but it was very funny.
Honestly I still think the dresses are very pretty. Theyā€™re colourful and creative. Probably not something Iā€™d actually wear in real life, but it fits into the universe.
Wow, continuity is really not this showā€™s strong point. In only the first 5 episodes there are already so many lines that donā€™t make sense. Flore you canā€™t remember your lessons, you havenā€™t had any yet. Musa, how can you recognize that feather is from Darcyā€™s duck, Iā€™m pretty sure youā€™ve never seen it. For now itā€™s only things, but I do remember that it gets worse. It is however very funny.
Thereā€™s not a lot of magical jewelry in this show. At least not from what I remember. For now we have Stellaā€™s ring, but that thing gets dropped after season 1, and then I guess there are the accessories of the transformations? Like in charmix the small bags, and Enchantix had those fairy dust bottles, but did they ever sell those? I canā€™t remeber any of that, but maybe that just wasnā€™t a thing here. Anyway, I really want one of those charmix fanny packs. Sue me, I like them.
I love that there is a stereotypical Italian cook in an italian show. It just feels like Italy goingĀ ā€˜Hell yeah, we are that!ā€™ xD
The talking mouse! I love Phil! Iā€™m pretty sure he was just a one time gag, but damnit I like it. That was funny. Just in general I like Wizgiz, heā€™s so much fun. Heā€™s also like the only teacher who just sticks around for the whole show from what I remember. Aside from Faragonda and Griselda of course, but Iā€™m pretty sure that other female teacher never comes up again, and that other dude is gone for like a season before returning I think. They even have a line in the show explaining that at some point I think... But then again itā€™s been a while.
Musa keeps roasting people! Like damn girl! You go!
Ace Techna for the win. Iā€™m very dissapointed that I havenā€™t found any fanart of that yet, but I havenā€™t searched for long, so maybe later.
School show with no school. This is a common thing in these kids shows, and like I get it, because fairy school is cool, but itā€™s still school, so you canā€™t show it too much. It does amuse me however how much time these girls seem to have on their hands.
Lady! This show has so many cute animals! Thereā€™s Kiko, thereā€™s Lady the dog, thereā€™s Darcyā€™s duck... I love them. I know they donā€™t stick around for long, but I love them.
The Russian teacher is still funny. I had to look him up on the wiki for his name, and apperently in the english dub heā€™s scottisch, which I guess I can see, but I just think the russian accent with nickname Codatorta the Terrible is just great. Also fun fact, in the russian version of a PC game, heā€™s credited as the father of one of the background faries! I like that. Itā€™s completely inconsequintial, but I like the little bit of backstory.
I like the stylistic background. I think theyā€™re neat. I guess they kind of clash with the actual animation, but I think itā€™s pretty.
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asterekmess Ā· 4 years ago
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S3A - E3
Hiya, back with another episode of the rewatch. I am...not looking forward to this episode. *deep breath* here we go.
Read Moreā€™s save sanity
Hey, so I know this is a really heavy first bullet point...but isnā€™t anybody else uncomfortable with the image of a black boy running around out of his mind with fury and bloodlust and going after little...white kids? Am I reading too much into this? I know Coraā€™s running around too. I just...whatever, Iā€™m just gonna keep my mouth shut.
Straight from way too heavy to way too light. So that girl dropped a big jar of fireflies, but they say that fireflies that actually glow arenā€™t native to California, which would mean these are part of the whole magic thing going on, and at the end of the whole firefly thing they get rid of all the fireflies. So...what if someone finds that jar and opens it?
...nevermind the jar opened up somehow...
Okay, listen, I have a petty and biased hatred for this moment with Scott. Like...is it so hard to say, ā€œI had to get the kids he was chasing away from him?ā€ Itā€™s not like they donā€™t have time..they just stand there in silence for a while. I also hate the savior pose he strikes there with the kids clinging to him. Like, I get that itā€™s a very common trope. I still hate it. I use the anti-scott tag for a reason, let me be salty.
why te fuck does Scott FLOAT in the intro?
Lydia has seriously emptied an entire bottle of ibuprofen? She should be dead. Or at least at a hospital. Sheā€™s too smart not to know how dangerous it is to take ibuprofen (even the recommended dosage) for too long at a time.
Lydia...Lydia knows about werewolves now. Did no one tell her about this whole escape plan for the betas? She couldā€™ve helped.
Cue the shitty SFX running. Yā€™all look ridiculous.
Man, come on. Are you seriously telling me that Derek never played hide and seek with his siblings? Like, theyā€™re werewolves for fuckā€™s sake. Derek never did fake chases through the woods? He tracked PETER for christā€™s sake, all the way across town. He was like yards behind him before he got shot that one time.
This show relies a lot on characterā€™s losing time and just finding themselves places. Jackson losing time, Lydia losing time. Lydia losing time again, but in a new way. Later, itā€™ll be Stiles losing time. Iā€™m just saying, it happens a lot.
Itā€™s fucking august in California. Does it actually get that cold? Poor Lydiaā€™s nose is always red cus she gets forced to wander around in the dark and freezing. I can see her goosebumps when she kneels next to the pool.
I know itā€™s gotta be hell on her voice, but I think itā€™s so interesting the way Lydia screams and how it has to jump around the chords before hitting that one note. I donā€™t know why I find that so interesting. Guess it just reminds me of a wolf howl. Seriously, look ā€˜em up. Weirdly similar. GOĀ  Holland!
What do you mean the last memory that she had of her mother, Scott? You shouldā€™ve told her RIGHT THEN. Right off the bat. There was TONS of time between her getting bit and when she died. You shouldā€™ve told Allison right away. Fuck you, you had all of spring break!
god fucking damn it now Iā€™m crying again. Erica, sweetie...Derek honey...
Iā€™m trying to get past the tears to enjoy this romancey stuff, with the candles and the lil lamps, and the LOTR references. Iā€™m really trying.
This is totally not what I should be thinking about while watching the two of them make out, but like, so does Caitlin not go to their school? She just sort of appears a couple times, but Stiles doesnā€™t seem to know her. Maybe she went to the same school as Heather?
donā€™t like bugs donā€™t like bugs ew ew ew ew
Hi cora!
Isaac! Youā€™re somehow feeling better, even though you were apparently out of commission like an hour or two ago...wait huh?
I gotta say, okay, listen I just canā€™t help it. I know this is serious, but that lil smirk on Isaacā€™s face? I donā€™t think he looks smug, personally, I think he looks like heā€™s about to go play, go rolling around in the grass and leaves, playing with a pack member. Heā€™s been alone for so long this summer, what with Jackson leaving. heā€™s had no wolves to play with (cusā€™ we know Derekā€™s a grump). As worried as heā€™s gotta be, I bet heā€™s having funnnnnn.
I..uh..Cora what sound is coming out of your mouth? That..that does not sound like a wolf. That sounds like a wild cat of some kind. Wolves donā€™t make that screechy noise. They bark and growl, like the sound that came just before. That doesnā€™t even sound like a roar. Who gave you cheetah sounds?? Youā€™re canine, not feline. Come on they did SO WELL with Derekā€™s sounds-- No. NO Do not tell me they gave Cora cat sounds cus sheā€™s a chick. Iā€™m gonna fight someone. (For those of you interested, if you scroll to the bottom of this webpage, you can listen to wolf growl snippets and theyā€™re such good quality (I think the bark snippet is broken tho). Listen to those whimpers and whines too, fucking fascinating. I love wolves. Such beautiful animals.)
Cora with Isaac and Scott attacking her and growling at her: ā€œFuck you, Iā€™ll bite you!ā€ Cora with Derek just growling at her: ā€œBYE bro!ā€
Stiles, honey! I missed you! Literally, just the sound of your voice makes me feel better.
Scott, Seriously, Derek just said you havenā€™t tracked either of them anywhere near the pool. Youā€™ve both been following them all night! Yeah, theyā€™re dangerous, but they couldnā€™t get to the pool and back in time to fight you! Iā€M GONNA SMACK YOU. DOnā€™t use that fucking patronizing tone of voice when Derek is TELLING YOU FACTS.
OUR fault? OUR FAULT? Iā€™m gonna fucking *kicks a chair and storms off, grumbling* *Spins around, cus fuck it iā€™m gonna yell. itā€™s my post.* NONE OF THIS is DEREKā€S FAULT. NOne of this is ISAACā€™S FAULT. Fuck dude, Iā€™ll even say that itā€™s not Scottā€™s fault! If itā€™s anyone other than the Alphasā€™ fault, itā€™s Allisonā€™s, but tbf she thought she was helping.
DEREK SHUT YOUR PRETTY MOUTH. I swear to god.
ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING? DEREK WOULD NEVER SUGGEST MURDERING BOYD AND CORA. NEVER. He thought Cora was fucking dead and he just found out sheā€™s alive! HE WOULD NEVER. NEVER. FUCK YOU. FUCK EVERYTHING. *Throws a plate* YOU KNOW YOU ONLY FUCKING WROTE IT SO THAT YOU COULD SHOW OFF SCOOT MCFUCKFACEā€™S SUDDEN FLIP IN MORALITY BY HAVING HIM SAY THAT ā€œKILLING ISNā€™T THE RIGHT THING TO DOā€ OH REALLY Scott? REALLY? Killing is bad? YOU DIDNā€™T THINK SO WHEN YOU SPENT MONTHS attempting to commit PREMEDITATED MURDER of a GUY WHO WAS ALREADY DYING. MONTHS. Scott. FUCK YOU. FUCK THIS SHOW. 13 minutes in and Iā€™m already about to chuck my laptop across the room. MY CAT WONā€™T EVEN CUDDLE ME ANYMORE Iā€™M SO ANGRY.
And now Iā€™m really fucking sad, cusā€™ I hate watching this poor girl get told sheā€™s just hallucinating.
WHY does everyone go shopping at fucking 8 pm in Beacon Hills? What...Chris you donā€™t even have a day job.
I donā€™t...I donā€™t understand this scene with Isaac. Like..what exactly are they trying to imply? That he thinks sheā€™s hot? All heā€™s seen is her raging around with fangs free and glowing eyes. And yeah, some people definitely think thatā€™s hot. But like...thatā€™s just so...what? I choose to read this scene as him just wondering about Derekā€™s home life. Like, ā€œSince when do you have siblings? Why donā€™t you tell me these things? I have an aunt?ā€
WHAT DO YOU mean ā€œYour world?ā€ CHRIS YOU GREW UP AS A HUNTER. THIS IS YOUR WORLD TOO. He was YOUR dad. Youā€™ve been a part of this WAY longer than Scott! Donā€™t blame the werewolves for ruining your life! THAT WAS YOUR DAD and YOUR STUPID HUNTER CODEā€™S FAULT.
OKay, listen, I have so many issues with this I need a therapist to mediate my conversations with it. FUCK YOU TW for bringing in Chris. I dontā€™ give a fuck if heā€™s experienced or trying to redeem himself. He is a HUNTER he has Slaughtered Derekā€™s kind for his entire life. He may want to do the right thing, but the right thing definitely doesnā€™t involved him Standing in front of Derek and forcing him to listen to hunter PROPAGANDA BULLSHIT. Iā€™M SO FUCKING MAD. This was so inappropriate, holy shit. SO far beyond okay. Even the CONCEPT that werewolves wouldnā€™t be as good at tracking other werewolves as hunters are is fucking stupid. You said it yourself, Chris they can follow scent up to TWO MILES AWAY. Wolves can track their prey for weeks without losing the scent. Just because Isaac stepped on some footprints doesnā€™t mean heā€™s incapable of finding them. And whatā€™s all this shit about them ā€œBeing able to rely on their human halfā€? NO? First off, minor detail. Werewolves arenā€™t half wolf, half human, dumbass. Theyā€™re all werewolf. AND The show has said like Ten TIMES that they canā€™t access their human form/the thought processes they would normally have during a full moon without an anchor, and Boyd and Cora are effectively anchorless on this moon. This is just utter bullshit and Iā€™m so goddamn angry I donā€™t even know how to process it. ā€œIf youā€™re not trained like me you have no idea this print is Boydā€™sā€ YEAH THEY DO. THEY CAN LITERALLY SMELL IT.Ā  DEREK ALREADY IDENTIFIED THE TRACKS. FUCK you.
ALSO. Getting REAL SICk of people slicing their wrists every time they need a little blood for a ritual or for bait. YOU CUT THE MEAT of the arm. ON THE BACK. WHERE YOU WONā€T HIT a VEIN. DUMBASSES.
WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK DO YOU MEAN NINE YEARS DEREK? YOUā€™D BETTER MEAN CORA WAS NINE YEARS OLD, CUSā€™ THE FIRE WAS SIX YEARS AGO. and what do you mean you donā€™t have a lock on her scent? youā€™ve been following it just fine all night! Wolves remember human scents decades later.
Booooo, i hate the entire concept of wolves going mad on a full moon. Itā€™s lazy and boring. Wolves are not vicious animals, theyā€™re shy as fuck. THey donā€™t attack without reason. Werewolves should be the same. Full moonā€™s enhance their wolfishness, so it should make them MORE SHY. The moon should enhance whatever they feel, rather than just making them mindlessly aggressive.
ā€œPrimal apex Predatory satisfactionā€? seriously? Shut the FUCK up Chris, Iā€™m really fucking sick of your hunter bedtime stories.
....i hate this woman.
Casual reminder that Isaac wouldnā€™t suggest Killing boyd. Ever. I fucking hate these writers.
yeah yeah, running scene. blah blah blah.
See, I never really understood those fics where Peter just refuses to give anyone any info. He tells Derek whatā€™s up constantly. He didnā€™t lie or hold anything back when he helped Derek figure out what was up with Jackson or how Jackson needed Lydia to be cured. He walks right up to Derek and says ā€œHey, so those Alphas clearly want you to join them and that means theyā€™re trying to make you kill your own packā€ Peter helps Derek all the time. Heā€™s just a dick while he does it.
Look, I love this moment with Peter, his ā€œLet Scott be the hero of his morally black and white world. You and I, we live in shades of grayā€ lines are so good, and they speak so much to his character and personality. And heā€™s right. But I hate that they built the scene around Derek planning to kill his own pack, and following Scott around doing as he asks. I just hate what they do to Derek here.
The dog whistles suddenly have no effect on their hearing? Love it.
Take a second to bring up a plotline you wonā€™t explain for ages. I vibe with that, so long as it is eventually explained.
OOh, suddenly BHHS has a football field?
Not gonna cry, not gonna cry. FUCK Iā€™m crying again.
I just...dude Iā€™m over here trying not to completely lose my shit and cry like a baby, and Stiles is in the middle of panicking and losing his oldest friend and he still puts the dots together. Like. Jesus christ this boy.
NOW Derek? You choose NOW to take Every Single Step down the stairs? JUMP.
...what is this a cartoon? Glowing eyes in the dark? one too many sets? Yeah, yeah, I get it, theyā€™re supposed to look like fireflies.
Why did you stop to look at each other after blasting them? Just go.
OH, yeah, of course Scott has to be the one to hear the extra heartbeat. Scott. Not Derek. Not the ALpha whoā€™s senses are heightened above the a Betaā€™s. Not DEREK the ALPHA who has a PACK, which makes his senses even stronger that that. No. Scott. The omega. Because heā€™s like an inch closer to the door. Yah. Sure. That makes sense. SUre.
Dude I wish my high school had that much backup supplies free for the teacherā€™s to grab. Also, I hate this woman.
WHy were the lights off in the boiler room if she was in the back grabbing stuff? That..what?
OH. I forgot, so Caitlinā€™s out of high school? Sheā€™s...what, 18? 19? Okay, fine, Iā€™ll take that.
Oh stop faking Jennifer, fuck you.
Crying again. dontā€™ mind me. This is Derek. Not choosing to kill his beta or his long lost sister. Choosing to die himself instead. THAT is Derek (itā€™s self-sacrificing and itā€™s because he gives his own life no worth, but itā€™s still him.)
HOW IS IT DAWN? THAT WOULD BE like 6 HOURS of standing around! Or did the sun not set until like 10 pm? Hm? This show has no concept of time, and werewolves are very time oriented. Someone take away the show from the writers. Theyā€™ve lost their privileges.
I hate this. I hate that Isaac shouts for Scott. Not Derek. Thatā€™s just so fucking dumb. Iā€™m so tired of it. Iā€™m just so fucking sick of it.
I donā€™t even wanna look at this. I hate this woman so much.
YOU REALIZE that the third Virgin was Taken. The third virgin is DEAD. the sacrifices have been made, and now Jennifer has control over people. This is where she starts controlling Derek. Right Fucking Here. He loses his agency the moment they touch, if not the moment they make eye contact or he gets in range. I hate it. I HATE IT.
BOOM. Episode three, and Stiles already has the villain after next figured out. Heā€™s past the Alphas now.Ā 
Final Thoughts: Iā€™m angry, Iā€™m tired, and I honestly got very little joy or interest out of this whole episode. I hate what this show did to werewolves and how much insane Scott glorification there is and how every little thing HAS to be about Scott. Scottā€™s relationship with Chris. Scott saving the kids. Scottā€™s the one Isaac calls for. Scottā€™s the one who hears the heartbeats. I get that heā€™s the main character. I also hate that heā€™s the main character. Itā€™s just so sad and pathetic and boring and just....ugh. Iā€™m going to bed. I will try for another episode or two tomorrow.
(I promise Iā€™m okay. Just go listen to the wolf howls for me in that link, huh? Listen to those beauties and imagine how amazing a wolf show could have been.)
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A musketeers rewatch (that nobody asked for) 1x04
(warning: not always complimentary towards all characters, especially not aramis, anne and athos. dont like, donā€™t read)
We start with Louis being a prat and in this instance I love it!Ā 
Richelieu is wearing his red robes over the hideous black outfit. I wish it was just the robes.Ā 
Athos wonders whatā€™s wrong with Aramis and Porthos saysĀ ā€œhave you forgotten about the massacre at Savoy?ā€. This is clumsy exposition. Realistically Athos the character would not have forgotten but I guess the viewers need to know.Ā 
ā€œA strategically important pimpleā€ - Lmao! Who says Armand hasnā€™t got a sense of humour!Ā 
This marks the beginning of these strangely depopulated court scenes. I do wish they had been able to afford more extras!
The Dukeā€™s name is Victor... idk how I feel about that
The conversation between Marsac and Aramis is very well written, the exposition feels natural and also Aramis handles the situation quite well.
Now the Duke is mad and everyone is trying to calm him down. Treville points out that they should wait for the facts and Anne says that the shot could have hit any one of them, they are family and should stick together. This is why I liked her back in season 1! She was clever, had some political acumen and was good at playing her role as queen (women being seen as the gentler sex whose job it was to calm mens anger) while still maneuvering and getting her own way.Ā 
It is funny thou, how everyone else is making good points and Richelieu is pacing around in a panic not saying anything at first, not even responding to Victorā€™s insults. And when he does speak he miscalculates and angers the duke. He is brilliant when given time to think and consider, but not always quick on his feet lol (as pointed out by @tatzelwyrm in her wonderful fic Reformation, which I really must remember to review cause I fucking loved it).Ā  Ā 
Louis calls the duke a pomous arse and Richelieu points out that France needs Savoy, but his face says he agrees xD
Thereā€™s definitely some sexual tension between Aramis and Marsac. Or maybe Iā€™m just a shameless slasher...Ā 
ā€œIf this gets me hanged, Iā€™m going to take it very personallyā€ - lol, I do love musketeers humour!
The scene between my dear grand deceiver and his bluff honest man of action is SO GOOD!! The dialogue, the delivery, the acting in general!
Richelieuā€™s room is ridiculously large and empty thou xDĀ 
ā€œDeath in battle is one thing, but your world of back alley stabbings and murder disgusts meā€ - that seems to be the showā€™s morality in a nutshell and I donā€™t like it. Whether youā€™re killed by Miladyā€™s dagger between the ribs or a musketeer sword, you end up no less dead. Sometimes secret assassinations are necessary, thatā€™s why countries have spy agencies. And while yes, in battle you can see your opponent coming and have a good chance to deny him, I am convinced that a big part of why killing in battle is seen as more honourable is that it is the more traditionally masculine option. Also, it is an option most easily accessible to able bodied men. Everyone else canā€™t always afford toĀ ā€œfight fairā€.Ā 
ā€œNot everything I do is pleasant, but it is all necessary.ā€ - well, thatā€™s not true either. Not all.
Richelieu panics again and wants to move the prisoner but Treville says a transfer would only attract attention and Richelieu is likeĀ ā€œyeah, youā€™re probably rightā€ lol. Poor cardinal, heā€™s trying to run the whole country alone but he needs advisors just like anyone else would to make the best decisions. If he would just admit it, his life would be a lot easier!Ā 
Dartagnan gets all jealous and territorial over Constance. I know itā€™s meant to indicate their true love, but Iā€™ve never found that shit charming.Ā 
Aramis ties Marsac up. This is making me horny now.Ā 
ā€œIā€™ve thought of you many timesā€ - omg, I gotta see if thereā€™s fic of them!
Constance finds out that Marsac is a criminal and instead of kicking him out, she kicks Dā€™artagnan out! Bless!
Okay, so the Dukeā€™s men killed the 20 musketeers because the Duke thought that they had come to kill him and put his son on the throne. And Treville told him where to find them through Cluzet (spl?). But actually it was all a distraction to kidnap Cluzet. Noting this down, cause I donā€™t remember the plot anymore.
PORTHOS DEFENDING TREVILLE!!Ā  <3
And Richelieu just couldnā€™t resist going to see his prisoner!Ā 
And Cluzet worked for the Duke officially but was actually a Spanish spy! Okay, that makes sense. I wondered why they kidnapped him lol.
Richelieu is gloating now. He should have stayed away from there.Ā 
ā€œTotal solitude, unlimited time to reflect... I almost envy you.ā€ - oh Armand! You will learn in the Spanish prison :(
(yes, in this house the Spanish prison AU is canon)
Porthos:Ā ā€œthis is the captain weā€™re talking aboutā€ Aramis:Ā ā€œwhich is why we owe it to him to clear his nameā€ - damn, thatā€™s a good argument! I like Aramis in this episode! Thatā€™s probably why I remember liking him a lot when season 1 first aired...
ā€œIf it is true, what then?ā€ - @donnaimmaculata made an excellent point about that here:Ā https://donnaimmaculata.tumblr.com/post/109300936446/aramis-was-actually-at-his-smartest-in-this
Louis playing swords with Louis Amadeus is so cute!! And the kid is a more gracious loser than Louis is a winner xD
ā€œI donā€™t want protection, I want to be treated as an equal.ā€ - thatā€™s a good Constance line, much more feminist than that nonsense about the duchess later in the episode
And D'artagnan apologizes and promises not to lie to her again. Mentioning that cause his respect for her boundaries and acknowledging when he makes a mistake goes totally out the window in season two.
The duke:Ā ā€œHave you captured the man who tried to kill me?ā€ Richelieu:Ā ā€œWe should not be distracted by minor issues.ā€ - what is wrong with him this episode?? he is not being at all diplomatic
The duke challenges Athos to a duel and Treville is so cool and quietly confident while Richelieu frets.Ā Ā 
And Treville smirks at his evident distress xD
Treville gets mad at Athos for humiliating the duke. He could have defeated him in a way that left him his dignity, apparently. But Porthos says he would have cut his head off, so Treville should consider himself lucky, really.Ā 
Porthos is very good at spying!
Trevilleā€™s filing of documents isĀ ā€œmeticulousā€, apparently. Sorry, but that does NOT sound like him!
ā€œI will never believe the captain is a traitorā€ - thatā€™s noble of you Athos. Maybe you could have extended the same courtesy to your wife?
The confrontation with Treville is so angsty and well acted and tense! This is the show at itā€™s best, dealing with a serious issue and giving it the weight it deserves. I love!
Itā€™s kind of sad seeing how in love the duke is with his wife! I hope he never finds out sheā€™s a spy lol xD
Now Marsac tries to rape Constance. Was that really necessary? Like, really, why?? We understand he is an antagonist, there is no need to make him cartoonishly evil, especially by using violence against women.Ā 
I donā€™t know what his friend being a seezy rapist says about Aramis thou...
Dart to the rescue, yawn!
I do love how we are led to believe theyā€™re gonna kiss and then she goesĀ ā€œteach me how to shootā€ xD
ā€œHonour? Thereā€™s no word in the language more likely to cause stupidity and inconvenienceā€ - lmaoo, Richelieu I feel you
ā€œYou think I wonā€™t have you arrested? That youā€™re above the normal rules of soldiering?ā€ - Yesss Treville, have him arrested! You will save everyone a lot of grief down the road!
Aramis punches Treville in the face! LOL! xD
Aramis and Marsac argue how to handle Treville (Marsac wants to assassinate him) and Aramis just cradles his face!
And then Marsac punches aramis in the face and knocks him out cold! LOL! xD
I love how the duke is actually objectively right in this episode. Imperialist France is meddling in the affairs of another sovereign state. The weak suffer what they must. And the musketeers are not on the side of good by helping the King and Richelieu conceal Cluzet. They follow their orders and work for the state, but the state is, well, not always nice. Just pointing that out...
The duchess looks so cool and beautiful riding into the garrison in that yellow dress with her cloak flapping in the wind!
ā€œYou traitor!ā€ Cluzet says to the duchess. Pot calling the kettle black
ā€œNot your average duchess thenā€ - I donā€™t like this line! It sort of implies that an average duchess without fighting skills is somehow lesser and plays into a long pattern in television when women are only valued when they have ā€œmasculineā€ skills. But I do love her character a lot! More on that here:Ā https://kuningannasansa.tumblr.com/post/100754198434/a-duchess-of-savoy-appreciation-post
Richelieuā€™s FACE when he sees D'artagnan as the guard! xD
But I wonder what his plan was? What if the musketeers had not shown up to save his ass?
ā€œParis has a number of excellent places of correction, if youā€™d like a tour of them all?ā€ - aawwww, sassy cardinal!Ā 
He even gives Dartagnan a look of acknowledgement. As well he should! The Cluzet switch was brilliant and funny!
Now Marsac is going to kill Treville, but Aramis stops him, saying there should be a court martial. Well done Aramis, keeping your head! Also, justice! It does exist!Ā 
This is another very well acted emotional scene!
Aramis shoots Marsac, choosing Treville over him. Itā€™s sad and tragic and wonderful television!
ā€œI love my husband, very muchā€ - I like their relationship
Lmaooo now Richelieu is already plotting the Dukeā€™s murder xDĀ Ā 
Wet Aramis at Marsacā€™s grave is hot!
In conclusion, there were some things I didnā€™t like, but all in all this was a very good episode!
Red Guards killed in the line of duty: none
Women fridged: also none! this really was a good one guys!
Best dressed: Constance
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MTVS Epic Rewatch #208
Donā€™t forget to vote on the season 7 polls!!
BTVS 7x21 End of Days
Stray thoughts
1) So this is how Faith is doing as the leaderā€¦
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ā€¦and this is how Buffy is doing as the outcast Slayerā€¦
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I wonder whoā€™s the bossā€¦ (maybe we should ask Abed.)
2) I donā€™t like seeing Faith hurt, but I do get a very sick (I admit it) satisfaction at seeing all these girls hurt and scared because they kicked Buffy out and they screwed everything up in the worst possible fashion. I know that by having Faith lead them into yet another trap the writers were trying to prove the point that what happened at the vineyard couldā€™ve happened to anyone and that it wasnā€™t Buffyā€™s fault (Buffy will make this same point herself later on the episode.) Both Buffy and Faith were trying to do what they thought was best, yet it backfired. Shit happens yada yada yada. Yet I just canā€™t help but feel personally vindicated when I see Faith and the potentials fuck everything up so spectacularly.
On the other hand, not only was Buffy able to pull herself together after the group (and her friends! Her family!) kicked her out and made her feel like the worst piece of shit in the whole world, but she also managed to A) get the scythe and B) make Caleb nervous, which was a first. So yeah. #teamBuffy
3) So why exactly were the Scoobies looking for Buffy? I mean, didnā€™t they kick her out literally the day before? And now theyā€™re suddenly worried about her or something? The only person who followed Buffy after they all kicked her out was Faith. Faith! Do you see how wrong/ironic that this? Do you see how painful it mustā€™ve been for Buffy not to have NONE OF HER FRIENDS ā€“ not Xander, not Willow, not Giles, not even her own sister! ā€“ go after her to see if she was okay? To ask her where she was going or what she was going to do? The only person who showed any concern whatsoever about her was probably the only person she wouldā€™ve labeled a potential enemy.Ā 
Damn you all, Iā€™m still pissed off. I hate this. I hate having to feel this way about the characters Iā€™ve loved for seven seasons in the FINAL EPISODES OF THE SHOW. It just feels so wrong, but I canā€™t help but HATE THEM. What the hell was this fucking writing choice? I hate it. I hate everything about it.
4) If I have to say something in favor of Kennedy is this, when shit hit the fan, she was the only one who wasnā€™t screaming like a moron and who was actually trying to fight off the Turok-Han. So yeah. The girl got spunk.
5) But sheā€™s nothing compared to our designated BAMF.
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6) No one is kicking Buffy out now, HUH? HUH???????????????????
7)
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Yes. Yes, you did.
8) And this is exactly why they shouldnā€™t have kicked her out or ā€œrebelledā€ against her or whatever the fuck they thought they were doing.
BUFFY You guys, it was a trap. It's not her fault. That could've just as easily happened to me.
9) While I do appreciate the pun and the side glances between Buffy and Willowā€¦
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I still feel itā€™s very wrong theyā€™re all just talking and Giles is playing around with the scythe as if the last time theyā€™d been together they HADNā€™T HUMILIATED BUFFY AND KICKED HER OUT OF HER OWN FUCKING HOUSE???? LIKE SERIOUSLY??? In Willowā€™s own words, you're not gonna jokey-rhyme your way out of this one.
Like, I know the apocalypse takes precedence, but maybe say ā€œsorry for kicking you outā€ and ā€œthank you for saving us AGAINā€.
10)
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11) Again, I get the same feeling with Xander. Like, did they all suddenly forget they had left Buffy alone and kicked her out of her own house? Xander is all like, ā€œI donā€™t need you to protect me just because I lost an eyeā€ but literally a day before he was telling her it was HER fault heā€™d lost it, and using that as a justification not only for removing her from her role as a leader but also TO KICK HER OUT OF HER OWN HOUSE. And now itā€™s just like nothing ever happened? How is that possible? How is literally no one apologizing to Buffy? And not only is he not apologizing, but Buffy is telling him that heā€™s her heart and the reason sheā€™s still alive, which okay, itā€™s all kind of true, but heā€™s also the guy WHO BLAMED YOU FOR LOSING HIS EYE AND WHO KICKED YOU OUT OF YOUR OWN HOUSE THE DAY BEFORE?!
I didnā€™t know that End of Days could make me as angry as Empty Places but here I am.
Weā€™re 14 minutes into the episode and still, no one has apologized to Buffy and theyā€™re all pretending like they didnā€™t turn their backs on her and itā€™s pissing me off. I hate feeling this way in the episode prior to the series finale. This is not how a fan should be feeling right before the show ends!
12) Not only do I know what a glottal stop is but Iā€™ve also learned how to pronounce it. Or at least I was able to pronounce it a few years ago.Ā 
13) And hence the fate of Miss Kitty Fantastico was finally revealedā€¦
DAWN Xander, my crossbow is not out here. I told you, I don't leave crossbows around all willy-nilly. Not since that time with Miss Kitty Fantastico.
If you must hate Dawn, it should only be for this.
14) Did anyone really believe Xander would hurt Dawn?
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15) What was the point of this sceneā€¦?
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ā€¦I mean, other than to give us Nathan Fillionā€™s orgasm face?
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16) And this is the difference between Buffy and the restā€¦ just remember how everyone reacted and treated Buffy after the vineyard, and see how she acts here after literally the same happened with Faith in chargeā€¦
FAITH What do you want me to say? I blew it.
BUFFY You didn't blow it.
FAITH Tell that toā€”
BUFFY People die. You lead them into battle, they're gonna die. It doesn't matter how ready you are or how smart you are. War is about death. Needless, stupid death.
Sheā€™s understanding and reassuring, sheā€™s not pointing fingers or kicking people out. And thatā€™s why sheā€™s a hero and the rest are a fucking bunch of morons. Iā€™m sorry, Iā€™m still so angry about Empty Places and this episode is not making things any better.
17) But I do love when my two slayers see eye to eyeā€¦
FAITH So, here's the laugh riot. My whole life I've been a loner.(ā€¦) No ties, no buddies, no relationships that lasted longer than... (ā€¦) Me, by myself all the time. I'm looking at you, everything you have, and, I don't know, jealous. Then there I am. Everybody's looking to me, trusting me to lead them, and I've never felt so alone in my entire life.
BUFFY Yeah.
FAITH And that's you every day, isn't it?
BUFFY I love my friends. I'm very grateful for them. But that's the price. Being a slayer.
FAITH There's only supposed to be one. Maybe that's why you and I can never get along. We're not supposed to exist together.
BUFFY Also, you went evil and were killing people.
FAITH Good point. Also a factor.
BUFFY But you're right. I mean, I... I guess everyone's alone. But being a slayer? There's a burden we can't share.
FAITH And no one else can feel it. Thank God we're hot chicks with superpowers.
BUFFY Takes the edge off.
FAITH Comforting.
BUFFY Mm-hmm.
This is something that had been a long time coming. Since day one, Faith had envied Buffy. Just like Buffy saw in Faith her road not taken, Faith saw in Buffy the life she couldā€™ve had but didnā€™t. She envied it and she wanted it for herself. She literally tried to steal it away several times. So if she couldnā€™t have it, if it wasnā€™t meant for her, then she could take Buffy away from it, drive her to the dark side, where she lived. Every attempt was futile, even stealing Buffyā€™s body and literally taking her life. It only made her feel more undeserving, more inadequate, more unworthy. But every time sheā€™d taken a shot at being the leader, it was by playing tricks, by taking what it wasnā€™t rightfully hers. This time around, she had somehow earned it. There was no foul play on her part. Others made the decision for her and gave her the role sheā€™d craved for so long. And she finally understood that it wasnā€™t all it was cracked up to be. Yes, Buffy did have friends and people who looked up to her and cared about her. But when push comes to shove, when tough calls must be made, the Slayer is always alone. The weight of the world is only on her shoulders, and she canā€™t share the burden. It took four seasons but Faith finally got it. And she could finally let go of all the envy and jealousy.
18) I just love the fact that for the first time Buffy is the one who opens up to Spike. Sheā€™s always been the one who pretends thereā€™s nothing between them and who skirts around her feelings and dismisses his. But not this time. And for me, it was enough that she acknowledged that it meant something, even if they ā€“ and we ā€“ donā€™t know exactly what that was.
BUFFY You're a dope.
SPIKE I'm a what?
BUFFY You're a dope. And a bonehead. And you're shirty.
SPIKE Have you gone completely carrot-top?
BUFFY Do you see this? This may actually help me fight my war. This might be the key to everything. And the reason I'm holding it is because of you. Because of the strength that you gave me last night. Look, I am tired of defensiveness and weird, mixed signals. You know, I have Faith for that. Let's just get to the truth here, OK? I don't know how you felt about last night, but I will notā€”
SPIKE Terrified.
BUFFY Of what?
SPIKE Last night was... God, I'm such a jerk. I can't do this.
BUFFY Spike...
SPIKE It was the best night of my life. If you poke fun at me, you bloody well better use that, 'cause I couldn't bear it. It may not mean that much to you, butā€”
BUFFY I just told you it did.
SPIKE Yeah... I hear you say it, but... I've lived for soddin' ever, Buffy. I've done everything. Done things with you I can't spell, but... I've never... been close... to anyone. Least of all, you. 'Til last night. All I did was... hold you, watch you sleep. And it was the best night of my life. So, yeah... I'm... terrified.
BUFFY You don't have to be.
SPIKE Were you there with me?
BUFFY I was.
SPIKE What does that mean?
BUFFY I don't know. Does it have to mean something?
SPIKE No. Not right now.
19) Update: 29 minutes in and Iā€™m still waiting for someone to apologize to Buffy.
20) Am I the only who thinks this speech is okay but like, the writers were trying too hard to give Anya her ā€œAnya Speech Momentā€ of the season and it kind of feels a bit, I donā€™t know, forced?
ANYA Well...I guess I was...kinda new to bein' around humans before. But now I've... seen a lot more, gotten to know people... seen what they're capable of, and... I guess I just realized...how amazingly screwed-up they all are. I mean really, really screwed-up in a monumental fashion. And they have no purpose that unites them, so they just drift around, blundering through life until they die...which they...they know is coming, yet every single one of them is surprised when it happens to them. They're incapable of thinking about what they want beyond the moment. They kill each other, which is clearly insane. And yet, here's the thing. When it's something that really matters, they fight. I mean, they're lame morons for fighting, but they do. They never... never quit. So I guess I will keep fighting, too.
21) #priorities
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22) And in another episode of Plots Totally Pulled Out of the Writerā€™s Assā€¦ (a.k.a. Joss Whedon Tries to Rectify the Fact that He Wrote a Bunch of Men Violating the Original Slayer by Putting a Demon Inside of Her and Thus Utterly Destroyed the Whole Slayerness Equals Feminism Theme)
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WOMAN We forged it in secrecy and kept it hidden from the Shadow Men, who...
BUFFY Yeah. Met those guys. Didn't really care too much for 'em.
WOMAN Ahh, yes. Then you know. And they became the watchers. And the watchers watched the slayers. But we were watching them.
BUFFY Oh! So you're like... what are you?
WOMAN Guardians. Women who want to help and protect you. We forged this centuries ago, halfway around the world.
Okay, I get it, I get what you were trying to do, but it was so fucking obvious, it was so transparent. Like, I know most of the so-called metaphors in this show were not so subtle (think the fucking monster-penis in Doublemeat Palace, for instance.) But the feminist struggle in the slayer vs the council struggle was always something that I personally enjoyed. And this is how Jossā€™s brand of ā€œfeminismā€ began to crumble down, in my opinion. This is what a white dude who is a self-proclaimed feminist believes to be a Good feminist storyline, but itā€™s so clichĆ©d and self-evident it's almost cringe-worthy. Like, you get a bunch of Evil Men quite literally raping a Poor Woman, who is faked Empowered (her powers were lent to her by the Evil Men and the source of her powers is Evil, Demonic in nature becauseĀ  duh! she is a Woman) Ā so that they can Manipulate her and Use her for the benefit of the Patriarchy. But oh wait! This is a Feminist Show! So in spite of what the Evil Men who were supposedly the Powerful ones did, there always were These Great and Powerful Women behind it all, the True Guardians of the Slayer, This has been a Matriarchy all along, you see?! PLOT TWIST!
Yawn.
The worst part? I can imagine all the writers patting themselves on the back for writing such a groundbreaking and Feminist storyline and for sticking it to the Men.
23) And btw, just to show you how big a Feminist Show this is, we get thisā€¦
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I guess since this is a Feminist Show and Angel is the hero here and Buffy the damsel in distress, that makes Angel a woman, right?
But hey, at least he (or she?) literally let Buffy deliver the lethal blowā€¦
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24) And yes, this totally makes sense!
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because Angel has not claimed to be in love with Cordelia and Buffy has not just had her more honest heart-toheart with Spike. Letā€™s just disregard whatever arcs have been developed in both shows in order to deliver a Ship Moment for the Bangel fans, right? Who cares about character development, right? Because Iā€™m positive this is what former lovers do after not seeing each other in over a year, being currently emotionally unavailable, and facing the greatest evil of all. Suck face.
25) Update: minute 42 and Iā€™m STILL waiting for someone to apologize to Buffy.
26) Sorry for the bitter rant!Ā 
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perso-rant underneath and at first i intended it to be more light hearted but welp cant dive into myself without digging the bad stuff so just ignore this as rambling.
(idk if the cut works on mobile so as usual blacklist #ichapersonal to skip it , its quite long)
its night and im noisy and all but yknow part of the reason m/lb is such a healing show for me and i rewatch it every couple of days?
i cry everytime M.arinette's family is on screen pretty badly bc i get so envious all the time. i hate my shitty family (and often can relate to A.drien's ressentment) so just seeing such a /healthy/ family being often shown litterally brings me to tears. im like C.hat in the animan episode when he stares at the family picture with a sweet smile (another detail that stupidly make me cry who allowed th i s)
like. i dont relate to A.drien's relation to his family but some of the emotional effects is often a moment of "welp. mood." and being kinda sad /for him/ even if i can feel it for myself too. but then with M.arinette's family everytime they get to be on screen i realize how happy this sort of dynamic makes me and it makes me /so envious/.
like my mom is an artist and an excellent cook but she always barred those interests from me bc it was /hers/ and it was for /her ego/ and this attitude just killed every curiosity i had and remplaced it with a complete unability to care.
i used to bake as a kid but my mom was always shutting down everything i was doing, and if i was asking for help or recieps she would just tell le "it's a secret just watch " and never letting me know tf she was doing so i stopped lmao. everytime ive tried meals since it was only for myself and with a hard mocking from family and mom saying she had a better recieps and i should just let her do so i dont even try it often. (moreeven now that the kitchen is opened to the living room and they're super judgemental when im in it)
i was messing with drawings and paints in her workshop when i was a kid but she would always point out flaws and take my tools to correct it without telling nor showing me how and it killed it, it took me until my 14yo to start doing mindless doodles and then my breakdown when i was about 20 to seriously try back to draw and do art and try different tools (until my right hand made it impossible for me to hold a tool and the failure still feels yknow)
i wanted to sew things and make clothes (at the time for my dolls) but my mom was never letting me touch the tools (that we HAD since not only she made clothes but her mom actually had a fabrique shop. like. right next door. i think it became part of my mom's trauma hating her mom and refusing us to connect with her, more so with what happened when i was 7 and we lost contact with them but still, the damn irony. and i cant remember if my grandma ever let me close her sewing material but i was a damn kid after all) so this is another thing i didnt pursue
i wanted to pick up music (piano mostly) bc my uncle is a musician but my parents never wanted to invest in that because they already gave a piano to my sister (that i wasnt allowed to use) so ye that was dropped lmao
and i started to write when i was about 11 and it was that /one thing/ i didnt need help for from anyone, completely self taught, with my own ways and tools, and my parents were always dismissive of it, never listening to me, always telling me it wasnt important, that i should focus on something else, and after other circumstances that added to that i dropped writting around my 17/18yo and it had been painful to even try to write again since.(i came back to writing around my 20yo a bit before my breakdown but after it happened it started to die out and i felt exhausted and stopped after a few months and since then i've never been able to pick up writing again ay.)
(and im not touching the obsessive elements bc like- the fact she does it for her crush makes it different, but the sort of things she does? taking pictures and putting them everywhere in her room when she hyperfixates, making overcomplicated schedules and such? i litteraly do that with fiction. i made a freaking timeline for this show. i am currently working on organizing codex from d.a and an approval guide for christ sake. and im not talking about my multiple fandom shrines in my room and the fact i legit have one for m/lb made from pictures found on merchs.
or also the fact i have a lot of passions i'd love to share and seeing M. play video games with her dad for exemple makes me so bitter when all i get is backhanded insults from my parents when i bring it up.)
So sometimes i see M. and part of me is just in awe, loving everything about her. the other part of me tho... i feel... a bit robbed? like she's such a creative kid, she's incredible and she inspires me everyday, and i cant help but think how i would have adored her when i was a kid. (im not even kidding, as a kid i requested my mom a costume of black cat for h.alloween and a l.adybug costume for the carnaval. i have pictures of that at my dad's place sadly it kills me. also my room when i was a kid used to be covered with l.adybug stickers like. HELL my mom doesnt care about my interests but last year she bought me a M/LB winter callendar (bc its been years i was mentioning i wanted one, a selfish whim but oh well) and i had a huge double take bc i was certain she didnt remember me talking about this show- and she did not. when i asked her why, she legit told me "because she reminded me of you as a kid with your pigtails your obsession for l.adybugs". like!! i cant even stress how kid!me would have adored this show and especially LB./M.) (the pigtails too this time i have proofs around there i used to carry them all the time until i was bullied for it at school. (bullying at school instead of good friends also adds to the difference in question tbh lmao))
there is something so... weird into seeing the parts of yourself that you cut yourself from in a character, and see that the main difference is because of how the family (and bullies) treated those elements so drastically differently.
my family was always neglectful but differently than A.. the things i relate to with him is how he specifically still holds on hope that his father will do better at least just for one day and his reaction when he's left down saying he's just used to it. and like normal, not every kind of abuse are the same and all but i still relate enough to feel sad.
but M. is always a whiplash of feelings like i could have been this sort of girl in a better environment.
at 13/14yo she was already making stuff up, baking, designing clothes, doing art, she was doing so many things, even forgetting the superhero part. she was being happy being a creator at her pace and with encouragement. at 13/14yo i was starting to show concerning signs of d.epression because i was trying to handle my parents's divorces and the multiple trials that followed that /i/ had to handle by finding middle grounds, allowing some of my father's blackmail to avoid worse, and by litterally having to collect infos from mails everytime to prove against some of his arguments to the judges. and my sister refusing to talk to us for a year, which caused us basically to feel very bad thinking of the eldest sister who ran away from home, and having to handle my father's harrasment and emotional abuse of constantly belittling me (fuck this was the age he legit told me i would probably end up a p.rostitute so ye!!! fuck that!!!) andd the fact my mom was also falling apart from all of it on me and i was always supposed to cheer her up while i was having a hard time in a new school and new environment away from the very few friends i had and again feeling abandonned by my sister which freaking sucks after already had suffered that from our eldest one.
but M. makes me cry every. goddam. rewatch. its like maybe the ultimate wish fufilling story of just how i would have loved my family to be. of how i think i could have turned up.
and that realization hits so badly everytime.
there's a thing with my hyperfixations where i'll always find a way to tie it back to my traumas. i dont know if im pulling straws, or if the things are there. for having watched m.lb when it came out unfazed and only got hit with that realization upon rewatching- i feel it was more me realizing "there is something there that is touching me more than before" and having an introspection to get it.
and i think the difference is that- before my breakdown the characters and stories i related to where the eternal optimistic-yet-damaged "never give up!" type of characters. When things started to go downhill to my breakdown and since then the fictions that talked to me the most were all dealing with guilt coming from toxic environment that werent your fault per se but you pierceved that way. my way to relate were to characters who felt deeply connected to their guilt (peak being c.loud of f.f7 that even topped it with the deadly skin disease making him lose will to live (because ye that happened. still hate to watch out for that so ye), and memories issues, you would have told me at 13yo when i first watched that movie that this would be what i would relate to him about 7 years later i would have laughed at your face.), which translated with pushing people away and self destructing habits.
and i know i watched m.lb the first time around that time, when i was 20/21. and that may be why i didnt feel that. that my concerns were too elsewhere to realize that. That i was too focalized on how i felt like i failed by suddenly breaking under the pressure, having all the things i've kept burried kicking me out at once, and that i couldnt afford to be a burden to anyone. and it translated with me loving characters like that because in most cases their friends ended up reminding them of what was important - and sometimes just getting frustrated about your fav being as dumb as it forces you to pull yourself back together lmao. not always working but it was there.
now im 23. i cut ties with my father for about 3/4 years now, with all the shitty things that ensued out of the last trial where he sued me and his still-happening harrasment (sometimes silly sometimes scary). My mom and step dad are suffocating me more and more everyday. my health had become so disastrous i cant even manage to go school or find a job. And more than ever im frustrated and angry.
and i think it may be a shown of recovery? perhaps linked to therapy? of while i still have guilt of falling apart- /they/ are the reason i fell apart. and I'm yet to have proper apologizes for it. i grew furious at my family. of how much i feel robbed.
lately im so angry at everything i lost, was taken of, stolen childhood all of that- because of my parents, mainly. (hell even the bullying at school - in primary school it apparently started bc of gossips about why my eldest sister ran away from home, and in middle school it was first bc my parents insisted on sending me to private school where i was an outcast. which then had me truly embrassing the outcast persona that had made it impossible for me to be at peace in the two others middle schools i went to. highschool saved my social life tbh).
i think it's therapy and recovery that is making me shift the blame and feel so angry at them. so bitter. and suddenly i see in an innocent kid show a "what could have been". same starting personality, different people to channel this.
and this is. frustrating.
but it makes me love it even more. idk if its driving anything else than ressentment but at least for the time of an episode I'm in a bubble of a.lternative universe where i can forget about my life and feel satisfied at once.
like finding a piece of myself that i deliberately broke and burried to never think about it again, and realize far later how it missed to the whole, and how damaged this piece is now, but still is.
and there is something incredibly healing about that. i would never have thought there would be this much healing out of this anger and yet satisfaction. what a strange feeling.
fiction is funny that way. the things people can get out of it to deal with their own psyche are so different one person to the next.
it's just so weird for me to go from "i relate to the horrors this character went through" to "and fuck those horrors. let me think about what could have been if this didnt happen."
even moreso knowing i had this piece of fiction before and didnt approach it that way. there's a time and a mindset for everything. apparently now was the best mindset for me huh
.......
so ye apparently i cant like something like a normal person and have to go on about how it connects to my deeply rooted traumas lmao.
anyway it's been eating me up for weeks now and it's 4:45am i have absolutly no impulse holding me back. if you sat through this piece of work im sorry. just needed it to get it out of my chest.
i'll go back to hugging my cheap-yet-lifesaving c.laire's l.adybug pillow now
good night o/
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